Thomas Edison

[Anonymous No.14540042]

Why are redditors seething so much about him?

[Anonymous No.14540094]

>>14540042
because reddit is the place for pigeon-fucker Tesla fanboys, and they just can’t cope with the fact that Edison was an objectively much better inventor and also had enough brains on him not to become a schizo whacko like Tesla did

[Anonymous No.14540095]

Too much of a Chad for them to handle, obviously. Dude absolutely SLAYED Victorian pussy.

[Anonymous No.14541387]

>>14540042
Edison
>born dirt poor
>had to wageslave at 13 just so his family could eat
>saved a 2 year old kid from being hit by a train when he was just 15
>taught himself electrical engineering
>served in 2 wars
>became one of the most important inventors in history
>always modest and humble
>died happy
>was married
Tesla
>born a spoiled, rich brat
>road gay ass ponies and read faggy poetry while his country starved
>did not teach himself everything, but claimed he did
>coward who ran away from the army
>sperged out when he discovered there were people smarter than him
>arrogant and narcissistic
>died a broken man
>never scored

[Anonymous No.14541596]

>>14541387
based. remember always, newfigs, that
> /sci/ IS A BOARD OF EDISON

also reminder that Tesla was literally in love with a pigeon.
https://youtu.be/BgCmotgySdU

[Anonymous No.14541598]

>>14541387
>tesla never scored
he fucked that sexy pigeon

[Anonymous No.14541681]

>>14541387
To add to this, Edison was also good at working with most other people, finding capable researchers & engineers, and organizing them into productive teams. That makes a huge difference in how much you can get done.

[Anonymous No.14541865]

>>14541387

[Anonymous No.14541893]

Reminds them of Elon "you wil work 40 hours minimum and be happy" Musk. Also, OP is a redditor.
Not giving a (You) because I know OP is a closeted redditor himself.

[Anonymous No.14541902]

>>14541387
Tesla was a mathlet and actively produced schizo tier mathematical ideas in his writings. Edison wasnt good at math, but he was humble and recognized there were men better at it than him.

[Anonymous No.14541941]

>>14540042
Cos Edison was a white man, and Tesla was some third world gypsy. Reddit hates white men

[Anonymous No.14542571]

>>14540042
edison zapped one of earths most conscious creatures just to misrepresent Tesla's AC

[Anonymous No.14542672]

>>14541598
The relationship was purely platonic, you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.14542675]

>>14542571
Ngl that was pretty brutal

[Anonymous No.14543174]

[Anonymous No.14543286]

>>14540042
>redditors
And why should people on 4ch in general and /sci/ in particular care??

[Anonymous No.14543671]

>>14542571
>>14542675
the particular elephant that Edison electrocuted, Topsy, murdered at least one person (with rumors up to 12 human kills) and attacked at least one other. she was scheduled to be killed anyway, initially planned to be hung. Edison probably did the humane thing by doing an electrocution instead

[Anonymous No.14543678]

>>14543174

[Anonymous No.14543693]

>>14543671
Gypsy, the murderess
yup right there second line just to quell the empathy towards the creature. Note later in the paragraph how they are 'her keepers'.

more like her captors and enslavers, imprisoned against her will and made to work for a pithy subsistance.

I've seen how one rides an elephant, their skin is so thick you need pretty much a sharpened crowbar, gashing them into compliance.

Humane society even tried to stop them. Think it even got a wet sponge?

[Anonymous No.14543699]

>>14543174
>t.
Current thingers can't meme.

[Anonymous No.14543718]

>>14543693
>Gypsy, the murderess
>yup right there second line just to quell the empathy towards the creature. Note later in the paragraph how they are 'her keepers'.
>more like her captors and enslavers, imprisoned against her will and made to work for a pithy subsistance.
>I've seen how one rides an elephant, their skin is so thick you need pretty much a sharpened crowbar, gashing them into compliance.
>Humane society even tried to stop them. Think it even got a wet sponge?
LOL. Elephant execution device goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

[Anonymous No.14543721]

>>14541941
tesla isn't white?

[Anonymous No.14543744]

>>14543718

[Anonymous No.14543746]

>>14540042
4chan doesn't usually get turned on by freemasons.

[Anonymous No.14543747]

>>14543721
Obviously, hes a Serbian
He even looks like a literal turk

[Anonymous No.14543758]

>>14540042
Reminder - AC won the battle, DC won the war.