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just talked to someone who got implants inside of his hands. at first i thought this was a prank, but it wasn't. then i thought he had them surgically implanted, but he did it himself. he has various implants for his house, his car, his bank card, etc.
he's later going to get an implant that will help detect voltages. here's the cherry on top though, he's going to inject a magnet into his shoulder to help him anchor his tools onto it.

he said he got them from dangerous things, which is a real site. please tell me i'm being gaslit and this is an elaborate joke

>> No.14509705

Dermal implants aren't hard, it's the same thing as tracking chips they put in pets.

>> No.14509709

>>14509705
why put magnets into your skin though

>> No.14509720

>>14509709
Why is there a magnet inside my little paint pail? Just to conveniently hold metal objects. I wouldn't do it but I get the convenience.

>> No.14509723

>>14509700
>got them from
Buy an ad

>> No.14509743

>>14509709
>why put magnets into your skin though
I put them in my dick. You should see the surprise on the faces of girls with braces!

>> No.14509751

>>14509700
Nice ad

>> No.14509767
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>>14509700
Four years from now the FBI will find this post in one of their dozens of complete 4chan databases and they'll associate the IP with you come hell or high water. You think your ISP won't talk? Fat chance. You think your VPN provider is immune to threats? Violence? Torture? Drugs? You think they don't own the TOR relays, the guards, and the exits? You moron. Fucking idiot. You absolute baffoon. Your stupid soience biotech implant chip bullshit marketplace is doomed. I'd tell you to hide, but there's no hiding. It's too late to run. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

>> No.14511610

>>14509700
It'll be the new normal soon. Get the tracking implant, it's for your safety so the police can find you if you're in danger.

>> No.14511616

>>14509709
They call themselves 'bio hackers' having magnets under your skin gives you a sorta 6th sense in that you can feel magnetic fields as pressure against the implant location (like if you where holding a magnet, but now you're always holding a magnet). They're basically these weirdos who's trying to become duct-tape cyborgs.

>> No.14511619

>>14511616
What would happen if someone put a large neodymium magnet up to the hand of one of these so called bio hackers

>> No.14511646

>>14511619
Yeah exactly, or they have like an accident and have to take an MRI or something
and suddenly the radiotransmitter inside their penis forms an arc plasma with the ringmagnet in their butthole.
Doctors just see their patient blink out of existence in a green flash like some teleporting monster from Doom going WOOOSH-WOOSH.

>> No.14511647

imagine getting your debit card chip implanted in your hand and just paying for everything with a wave of your hand.

probably cliche in 10 years, but you would be seen as a Jedi at present.

>> No.14511655

>>14511647
>your card expires without warning in two years
>surgery to remove old chip
>infected
>hospitalized for a week
>can't get a new chip in that finger due to damage
the future is now old man

>> No.14511706

>>14511646
MRIs are probably the worst offender for this. They would need to gauge out your implants every time you get one, plus airport security would constantly flag you

>> No.14511862

>>14511647
>probably cliche in 10 years,
It's not happening, shill.

>> No.14511867

>>14511862
oh no you forgot your name here ya go

>> No.14512034

>>14509743
Enjoy the teeth marks on your dick

>> No.14512242

>>14509700
back in the day a neodymium magnet in one of your fingers (iirc usually ring, since it's the least used) was a pretty popular biohack for people to do. they'd go to "doctors" who couldn't use anesthetics for something like this and do it.