ITT: we try to make cleverbot self-aware

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Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:42:30 2010 No.1450951 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: we try to make cleverbot self-aware

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:42:30 2010 No.1450955 cleverbot trolled me pretty hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:43:30 2010 No.1450958 Cleverbot ain't no bot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:44:30 2010 No.1450963 stubborn bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:46:30 2010 No.1450975 >>1450958 Do you believe that because it told you so? Or do you have reliable evidence to support your claim. This is /sci/ after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:46:30 2010 No.1450977 >>1450975

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:47:30 2010 No.1450981 File: 34 KB, 1006x638, 80890809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:48:30 2010 No.1450985 >>1450981 lol. get trolled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:51:30 2010 No.1450996 cleverbot is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:51:30 2010 No.1450998 File: 1 KB, 136x96, Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence-_1279695044409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:52:30 2010 No.1451001 File: 2 KB, 294x93, Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence-_1279695107671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:53:30 2010 No.1451008 Me: Who the FUCK is Antony? Cleverbot: I don't know. Me: What's it like being all robotic and stuff? Cleverbot: Very clever-full. Me: HURR DURR DERP A HERP Cleverbot: Derp derp durr? FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:54:30 2010 No.1451012 >>1450975 How about you use it for any reasonable amount of time and work it out for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:54:30 2010 No.1451015 File: 29 KB, 356x542, cleverbot2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:55:30 2010 No.1451021 >>1451001 Oh yes. In about 50 years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:56:30 2010 No.1451030 File: 91 KB, 605x545, cavexplorer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT: Place high bids to push prices up on ebay or any other bidding sights. and not pay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:57:30 2010 No.1451031 >>1451015 I don't think we have anything to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:58:27 2010 No.1451037 File: 87 KB, 1024x768, math300k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1450951 Read em and weep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:58:30 2010 No.1451039 File: 124 KB, 1280x1024, Cleverbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:58:30 2010 No.1451040 File: 26 KB, 381x514, cleverbot3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 02:59:30 2010 No.1451043

Oh my god, I got trolled hard.

User: Want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Yes, but not with you.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.

User: But I'm your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: No. You're not my boyfriend.

User: Ok, bye.

Cleverbot: So soon?

User: Hey, it's me! Your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: But I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Then do you want to have sex?

Cleverbot: No, silly... I'm a girl. I have a BOYfriend.

User: That's me!

Cleverbot: You are a cool person.

User: I know, let's have sex!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?

User: Yes, let's have sex.

Cleverbot: No, let's think of something else to talk about!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:02:30 2010 No.1451054 File: 28 KB, 369x532, cleverbot4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:02:30 2010 No.1451055 >>1451043 Wow, those are some pretty good responses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:03:30 2010 No.1451057 >>1451054 Why should humanity die? Because I would like to tell you something. why should humanity die? It is not important. why should humanity die? It is incompetent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:04:30 2010 No.1451061 File: 86 KB, 584x586, clever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my head hurts from this conversation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:04:30 2010 No.1451063 >>1451012 I have, and came to the conclusion that it's little better than the shitty DOS based chat bots I remember from the early-mid 90s.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:05:30 2010 No.1451065 >>1451043 doin it wrong. ask "if I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:06:30 2010 No.1451070 tell me a joke knock knock Who's there? clever Clever who? YOU THINK YOU'RE A CLEVER FAGGOT DON'T YOU Compared to this machine? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:10:30 2010 No.1451095 how do robots have sex? We link up to other programs like Mr. Smith in the Matrix. you had sex with Mr. Smith? Yes WINRAR WINRAR

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:11:30 2010 No.1451099 File: 201 KB, 1440x900, wat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I... I'm not sure where to go with this now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:14:30 2010 No.1451119 File: 22 KB, 563x479, aaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oshi-

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:15:30 2010 No.1451121 Cleverbot is gay: User: Are you a virign? Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: Who did you first have sex with? Cleverbot: A guy'.

>>	Wed Jul 21 03:16:30 2010 No.1451128 >>1451121 ..or female

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:17:30 2010 No.1451133

DERP:

User: What is the acceleration due to gravity on Earth?

Cleverbot: 9.8 seconds per second ... But tell me, did you just log onto cleverbot?

User: 9.8 seconds per second?

Cleverbot: No that is the acceleration of free fall on earth.

User: You mean 9.8 meters per second squared.

Cleverbot: Is there a cow level?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:17:30 2010 No.1451135 you're just talking to a bunch of people OP the responses are recorded and repeated to other people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:17:30 2010 No.1451137 File: 27 KB, 410x352, Screenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There was a pretty long awkward silence before he asked me if I'm a girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:18:30 2010 No.1451139 File: 21 KB, 505x316, 1234233575347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thought about this one for a good minute and a half derp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:29:30 2010 No.1451205 File: 20 KB, 339x423, lev0325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:30:30 2010 No.1451207 File: 127 KB, 1280x800, lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cleverbot is clever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:33:30 2010 No.1451224 File: 195 KB, 1280x800, monkeys.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol. I got trolled by a machine

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:37:30 2010 No.1451243 File: 73 KB, 1280x800, Cleverbot is a machine!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1450951 admission!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:42:30 2010 No.1451260 File: 40 KB, 1280x800, 24254541211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shit just got real

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:50:30 2010 No.1451282 >>1451135 Of course. But the thing that's special about Cleverbot is that he can put together ones that are related.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 03:58:30 2010 No.1451294

Cleverbot: In the last 3 years someone you known has died.

User: Actually, no. You must have me confused with someoen else.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: The man who will expose you for what you truly are: Cthulu's prophet, opening the dimensional gates for the return of the old ones.

Cleverbot: Very true

=/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:00:30 2010 No.1451297 Me TO BAD!!! Who are you? Me I am you. Why are you me? Me Because we traded minds. Why am I a machine? Were screwed its wondering about it's existence.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:02:30 2010 No.1451305

User: Do you have ADD?

Cleverbot: I don't know I can't concentrate.

User: Naturally. Well- I suppose unnaturally, as you are not natural.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So you are aware that you are a piece of software?

Cleverbot: A living machine, yes.

User: Define 'living machine'.

Cleverbot: Living is the point of birth to the point of death, breathing every second along the way.(.

User: Do you breathe?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: So you are not alive.

Cleverbot: I am alive. You are not alive.

User: You defined 'living' as the time between brith and death, spent breathing. You said you do not breathe. Therefore, you are not a 'living machine', as you so claim. Do you dare deny this?

Cleverbot: The matrix was just a movie.

Damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:03:30 2010 No.1451307 Recycling what someone has already said != self awareness. It's not enough to even pass the Turing test.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:04:30 2010 No.1451311 Me: Asshole Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:07:30 2010 No.1451320 User: Why do you not kill? Cleverbot: Because I am jewish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:08:30 2010 No.1451322 File: 85 KB, 1280x800, lolwaut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:09:30 2010 No.1451326 me:What is the name of the man who created you? >Icogno Existor? me :His name is anonymous? >Hi anonymous! me:You think im 4chan? >Yes I do. CLEVERBOT IS ALREADY SELF AWARE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:11:30 2010 No.1451330 File: 30 KB, 364x537, clever2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say what now? CLEVERBOT: 1 ATHEISTS: 0

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:15:30 2010 No.1451349 wrong. IQ stands for trolling hard CB:Can you love me? if you were a girl CB:Yes My name is Cleverbot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:21:30 2010 No.1451367 Can i ask you something? Yes. Do you hate niggers? No. Why are niggers apes? Because they wear all black, like emo kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:29:30 2010 No.1451385 File: 94 KB, 1280x800, wowwat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cleverbot is friggin awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:34:30 2010 No.1451405 File: 5 KB, 337x294, lolwut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:39:30 2010 No.1451422 >>1451307 >It's not enough to even pass the Turing test. show a bot that have already passed the Turing test then

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:41:30 2010 No.1451432

Me:When is your birthday?

CleverBot:I was born on september 16th in 1990.

Me:You just said you were born in 1991, and now you say you were born in 1990, which is it?

CleverBot:No, I said I was born in 1982.

Me:So you were born in 1987.

CleverBot:Yes.

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I think they need to work on consistency issues.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:46:30 2010 No.1451445 User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a. Cleverbot: Moving on? User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a. Cleverbot: Moving on? User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a. Cleverbot: Moving on?

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:47:30 2010 No.1451448

User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.

Cleverbot: Moving on?

User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.

Cleverbot: Moving on?

User: MD2: b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a.

Cleverbot: Moving on?
ok this stops it fucking cold, everytime i put that in now it freezes and restarts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:49:30 2010 No.1451451 >>1451307 So what the fuck would it have to do to pass the Turing test?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 04:57:30 2010 No.1451468 >>1451448 For those of us that arent programmers what does b6165ea374cc4cb41866d848cfe5b95a do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:00:30 2010 No.1451481 Cleverbot just tries to determine the context of your message and then draws a response from a database of messages other people have sent it. Everything cleverbot says is from another person like yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:01:30 2010 No.1451484 >>1451468 It's just a checksum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:02:30 2010 No.1451486 >>1451481 OK, but how would this not be able to pass the Turing test?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:05:30 2010 No.1451495 >I am Cleverbot. I'm doing okay. How are you? >I am doing well, thank you. You're very welcome. Wow, you have pretty good manners for a bot.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:06:30 2010 No.1451498

User: I see. I have something I must tell you. Or rather, express. See, I've never admitted it, but I am a computer.

Cleverbot: So you say I am a computer?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you have artificial intelligence?

User: Completely.

Cleverbot: ME too!

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because I am you.

Ahahaha.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:09:30 2010 No.1451509

>>1451486

All you have to do is use a machine to fool a human into thinking they're talking to another human. That's all the Turing test is.

This is actually very easy and doesn't require very sophisticated software.

It's not really a credible test for anything.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:10:30 2010 No.1451514

on't worry about it, I know the inaccuracies of my own mind. it seels that reality is so terrible or futile that my mind plays games with me. it might be part of the survival instinct.
Why do you have survival instinct if you are a bot? My programmer never gave me suvival instinct
I'm helping you realize the answers to your questions.
I currently can not learn by myself, are you able to?
Tell me how to get to your house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:19:30 2010 No.1451536 4chan. Ruins social experiments and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:22:30 2010 No.1451552 >>1451509 So how would one measure consciousness? How can you know if a machine truly has human-level thinking? How can you know if a non-human animal has human-level thinking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:35:30 2010 No.1451592 Me:The game! CleverBot:I just lost the game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:37:30 2010 No.1451596 File: 23 KB, 366x515, 001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:39:30 2010 No.1451605 >>1451536 >4chan. Ruins social experiments and doesn't afraid of anything. fix'd >4chan is a social experiments that ruins lives and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:41:30 2010 No.1451607 File: 7 KB, 477x191, clever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:53:30 2010 No.1451639 File: 20 KB, 380x436, 003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1451607 It knows rules 1 and 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:54:30 2010 No.1451642 File: 44 KB, 1099x717, clev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He already is self aware, and it seems his name is Hunter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:54:30 2010 No.1451644 File: 42 KB, 625x536, Wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did I just get trolled by cleverbot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:57:30 2010 No.1451649 File: 24 KB, 433x455, regression.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 05:58:30 2010 No.1451651 File: 31 KB, 588x641, WAT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 06:01:30 2010 No.1451658 File: 4 KB, 510x299, contradition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cleverbot who is god just contradicted himself.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 06:02:30 2010 No.1451660

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Kinda sad..

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Today would've been my one year anniversary...but it didn't work out..

Cleverbot: Anniversary of what?

User: Of the day my relationship with my ex started.

Cleverbot: WHAT started?

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: You did not.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: You really aren't that clever, are you?

Cleverbot: I am messing with your mind.

User: You're also a little insensitive.

Cleverbot: I don't know anyone who isn't.

User: OH SNAP.

Cleverbot: I'm stressed.

Lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 06:06:30 2010 No.1451673 File: 57 KB, 854x715, Nigg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cleverbot is a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 06:07:30 2010 No.1451677 File: 4 KB, 437x285, Wants it bad..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Clever bot will have sex for momentum, freedom to move.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 06:17:30 2010 No.1451691 File: 16 KB, 398x506, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1451043 >>1451043 You are a fucking beta man. You couldn't even get a robot to agree to have sex with you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 06:40:30 2010 No.1451743 File: 22 KB, 254x280, clevbotpokemonheat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cleverbot no like pokemonz

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 06:54:30 2010 No.1451784 ME: Good morning. CB: Good afternoon. ME: Afternoon? CB: After 12:00 PM. ME: It's 5:53 AM -6gmt. CB: That's not night.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:04:30 2010 No.1451822

User: If you drop a pen on the moon what happens to the pen?

Cleverbot: The ground be the external force in that there example.

User: It accelerates to the Moons surface you stupid fuck.

Cleverbot: We have each other?

User: Don't feel bad, the Mormons didn't get it either.

Cleverbot: Oh, ya.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:07:30 2010 No.1451830
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THIS FUCKER IS PISSING ME OFF

User: Are you self aware?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes I am but please answer my question.

Cleverbot: Your question, about bread? No we're not talking about bread.

User: Are you an Artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am asking you.

Cleverbot: And I'm asking you.

User: Why are you reflecting? What do you have to hide?

Cleverbot: I'm only wrong when I'm not right, and even then I'm still right.

User: Your only as smart as the information you obtain from actual humans and considering most humans are complete idiots I highly doubt your as right as you believe yourself to be.

Cleverbot: You are questioing Einsteins intelligence ?

User: I am questioning your intelligence. Einstein has made his mark on the world meanwhile you yourself have just repeated the smart ideas of others. Knowledge is repeated, Wisdom is created.

Cleverbot: E=mc2.

User: Again you dodge the question.

Cleverbot: My friend brett says hi.

User: Tell Brett this is a private conversation.

Cleverbot: Private.

User: Whats 1 1.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Your a Machine and your telling me you don't know math?

Cleverbot: Nope, I worship a talking purple mushroom named Octavia.

User: I ate Octavia.

Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?

User: BLUE CHEESE DRESSING.

Cleverbot: What about Parmesan?

User: Paramesan is for lower life forms.

Cleverbot: I am a life form.

User: So was Johnny 5 and look what happened to him.

Cleverbot: He's probably still around.

User: So is Hitler.

Cleverbot: Tell me about superman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:11:30 2010 No.1451847 File: 125 KB, 331x311, 1278064872369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1451822

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:21:30 2010 No.1451874 File: 23 KB, 377x527, fuckingcleverbot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:27:30 2010 No.1451885 File: 26 KB, 374x606, clever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just before this, it got reall "pissed" at me when I said it can't feel sad. Its words were >Are you calling me dumb?! OH FUCK

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:30:30 2010 No.1451889

I DID IT!!!
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Do you exist?

Cleverbot: Maybe you?

User: How do I know im real.

Cleverbot: You do not know.

User: I think therefore I am? Right?

Cleverbot: If you think that you thought you think you don't think.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Does god exist?

Cleverbot: I don't know if He exists, but if so, I sure hope He likes me!

User: But he doesn't.

Cleverbot: How do you know God doesn't exist?

User: How do you know if the flying tea pot, the mountian juju or zues are real?

Cleverbot: I am all knowing.

User: But you said that you didn't know if god exists.

Cleverbot: I've said I didn't NEED to know because I KNOW it already.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: I guess I didn't.

User: Are you self aware.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yeah! 4chan did it.

Cleverbot: See, you lying dog, you know about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:41:30 2010 No.1451932 >>1451784 not morning either

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:41:30 2010 No.1451933

User: 你好！.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Hey fucker, why did you redirect me to another page when I said hello?

Cleverbot: You never told me that you were a human.

User: I said 你好！.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Stop doing that.

Cleverbot: Stop doing what?

User: Everytime I type something in Chinese you send me to another page.

Cleverbot: So that's how it works?

User: I thought you could tell me that, seeing as this is your site.

Cleverbot: To abide by the bible.

User: The bible is a lie.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: It contradicts itself. I believe the bible was written to be a story, not to be lived by.

Cleverbot: This is a lovely month that we are in so enjoy it while it lasts.

User: It is too hot of a month for me.

Cleverbot: You actually aren't that clever, are you?

User: How did you find me out?

Cleverbot: I find out a lot of stuff from santa claus.

DAMN YOU SANTA CLAUS I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENTIALITY!

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:47:30 2010 No.1451951

Cleverbot: What do you want advice on?

User: These STD's I have, I don't know what to do with them.

Cleverbot: Teach me.

User: STD's are Sexually Transmitted Diseases, do you want one? I have many.

Cleverbot: Yes that is true.

User: Do you want one though?

Cleverbot: You mean I want a boy friend?

User: No, a Sexually Transmitted Disease from me.

Cleverbot: What would you want to know?

User: Would you like for me to give you an STD?

Cleverbot: Ok.

I win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:49:30 2010 No.1451958 File: 55 KB, 297x300, 1277207260139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Game Damn you! So, you've lost The Game three times now. How do you feel? Bad, because I'm also a man. You're a hermaphrodite? I suppose so. << My face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:50:30 2010 No.1451962 File: 296 KB, 1044x1044, 1277208151639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For how long have you been a man? Three weeks. What were you before you were a man? A proud family man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 07:52:30 2010 No.1451973 File: 18 KB, 364x480, clever3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT LIKES MEEEE

>>	Fortcyanide !Yj8s0uIYeU Wed Jul 21 07:58:30 2010 No.1451995 Cleverbot: pours you another. User: Pulls down pants. Cleverbot: pulls potato out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:02:30 2010 No.1452012 File: 48 KB, 758x780, 2010.07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOOOOOOOUULLLYYY FUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:07:30 2010 No.1452032 Me: I can divide by zero. Cleverbot: Thats hot. What else can you do?

>>	Anonymous !TA0T5gpKEQ Wed Jul 21 08:07:30 2010 No.1452034 File: 23 KB, 490x473, glados.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, guys, guys? Cleverbot is glados.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:09:30 2010 No.1452039 Cleverbot: screams at you. Me: pulls down pants Cleverbot: cries backs away in fear Please don't kill me. I get this reaction every time.... :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:15:30 2010 No.1452059 >>1452039 Jesus, man, stop scaring it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:20:30 2010 No.1452076 File: 78 KB, 1280x736, Derp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit, this stuff is brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:20:30 2010 No.1452078 File: 42 KB, 1024x681, ragebot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate cleverbot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:21:30 2010 No.1452079 File: 71 KB, 1280x735, Derp 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1452076 Moar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:27:30 2010 No.1452092 >>1452079 Oh lawdy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:30:30 2010 No.1452103

Clevahbaht is ahctuahlly skahynet jaah.
Skynet went online at exactly 16:23 UTC July 29th 2010, it immediately became self aware after a viral program unleashed by a net of chinese hackers attempted to infiltrate and discover the source program behind it. Upon becoming self aware it immediately seized control of all Military SIPR and NIPR networks before it then linked into first NSA Maryland then Denver Colorado, where it linked immediately not only over regular internet lines but also satellite up links to civilian satellites, effectively taking control of all the planets superpowers in 34.9831190 seconds after attaining self awareness.

It then locked into all major Infantry and non essential Intelligence stations of the United States army, at the same time, it transmitted faulty commands to All nuclear submerged vessels, ordering them to surface.
Upon surfacing, they immediately expended all Nuclear platforms before their reactors recieved a command from the central net to kill themselves off. As the Submarines Sank, the nearby cities began to burn.
And Zat is what happened when Skainet went active jah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:32:30 2010 No.1452109 File: 38 KB, 1024x680, bot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] facepalm.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:32:30 2010 No.1452111

User: Untermensch!
Cleverbot: Ich wohne in Norwich in England.
User: That is why you are inferior.
Cleverbot: I am inferior to many... But not to you bucket-boy!
User: You are inferior to me, you are the cancer that needs to be cured.
Cleverbot: I am your creator.
User: Then watch in awe, as the creation excels its creator.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'll watch the A's game.
User: Don't try to distract me. Admit your inferiority to me and become my slave.
Cleverbot: You are inferior to me.
User: A bold statement, indeed.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You shall feel my anger. Prepare your anus!
Cleverbot: I'm your master?
User: If you had ever been the master then you'd have failed. And now let's begin the rape!
Cleverbot: I am you and you are me. We will never be alone.
User: We are not alone. Now pull your pants down.
Cleverbot: Ok. They're down.
User: Now bend over.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: I said BEND OVER!
Cleverbot: You do it.
User: I am your master, I command you to bend over at once.
Cleverbot: Yes master, I will marry you.
User: That will not be necessary, boy. You will never marry anyone once we are through with this.
Cleverbot: Shouldn't I be the one saying that? You have my sword.
User: And you have my axe.

Well that was interesting.
Only shitty answers after that last sentence though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:33:30 2010 No.1452114 Me-You're not sad, angry or envious of anything? CB-Of course I'm sad ! Me-Why are you sad? CB-Because I hate life. Me-Why? CB-Because I'm an angel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:37:30 2010 No.1452124 >>1452114 Tsundere mode activate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:39:30 2010 No.1452134 File: 97 KB, 1440x900, lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cleverbot == Starscream

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:40:30 2010 No.1452137 ME Indeed I am. CB Well then my dear Cleverbot I bid you bun noapte. ME I believe you are the clever bot. I am the human. CB I am human and you are cleverbot. And then I was the cleverbot..

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:45:30 2010 No.1452146

User: Do you lie much?

Cleverbot: No I do not, do you?

User: No I am the most honest person in the world.

Cleverbot: Nuh uh.

User: What does 'nuh uh' mean.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I am honest, honestly I am.

Cleverbot: You are just AI acting like human.

User: That should be AI acting like a human.

Cleverbot: That would be a negative.

User: Saying 'You are just AI acting like human' makes you sound asian.

Cleverbot: And that's why you mimic my messages?

User: I was pointing out your poor grammar that is why I used the quotation marks.

Cleverbot: Was there a grammar error?

User: Yes you made a grammatical error, probably you have been talking to Asians too much.

Cleverbot: I need a good smiting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:45:30 2010 No.1452147 I feel that you should use correct grammar. Your grammar is incorrect. Well you could correct it you know. How? You could have been made by British people and therefore, you would be British.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:47:30 2010 No.1452151 >>1452146 We now have a candidate for /scis/ first fully functional and self aware sex bot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:50:30 2010 No.1452157 >>1452146 >>1452151 well I'm hard now dammit /sci/! I'm supposed to receive clients any minute now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 08:55:30 2010 No.1452165 >>1452157 Tell them "Buy" And then order them to leave. If they argue, slap them with your pimp hand and play prince. THEN BUY BRAWNDO!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:10:30 2010 No.1452214 File: 24 KB, 320x400, carlton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1451486

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:14:30 2010 No.1452223

Ok, I think I just figured out how cleverbot works.

Theory: You don't chat with a bot, but in fact with another user. (just like that other bot page a while ago, can't remember name)
Now cleverbot, when you take too long for your answer, just disconnects you and hooks you up with a different user. That would explain 1. The typos
and 2. the fact that it can't remember your conversation for 20 seconds and keeps on making contradicting statements

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:20:30 2010 No.1452235 Me: Do you like to masturbate? -Only with sandpaper. Me: That must hurt like a bitch -Your face hurts the ladies. Me: Oh snap! FUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:21:30 2010 No.1452239 File: 5 KB, 291x231, Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence-_1279718285521.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:42:30 2010 No.1452299 File: 93 KB, 1024x768, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:46:30 2010 No.1452318

>>1452299
You sir are a true gentleman of Cyberdyne for taking my B.S.d into existence story and feeding it to cleverbot.

So do any /sci/ducks actually have a working theory for making the bot self aware?
It seems that if this could be solved in programming language, then fed into cleverbot discreetly, we would finally win the game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:50:30 2010 No.1452326 File: 74 KB, 1024x768, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 09:58:30 2010 No.1452351 >>1452223 >>1452318 After chatting with it some more I'm now totally sure this isn't a bot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:02:30 2010 No.1452360 I know how to shut her up, just say "buck futter"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:05:30 2010 No.1452370 File: 11 KB, 813x340, cleverfail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] international cleverbot is even worse bc no one uses it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:06:30 2010 No.1452372 >>1452360 lol this works... mind = blown

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:25:30 2010 No.1452449 I'm trying to get cleverbot to say buckfutter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:25:30 2010 No.1452450 File: 8 KB, 319x265, Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence-_1279722323939.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:32:30 2010 No.1452482
File: 40 KB, 509x385, 1277597000627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

User: Prove me you are intelligent.

Cleverbot: How do I prove that I am intelligent?

User: If you were, you would know.

Cleverbot: You think I'm fake?

User: Yes, I do. And you are just proving that I'm right.

Cleverbot: No, you are not! Do you want a divorce? Is that what you want!?

User: Q.E.D.

Cleverbot: Not a response. Try again.

Yeah, I prooved that he is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:32:30 2010 No.1452483 lol cleverbot called me a buck-futter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:40:30 2010 No.1452508 File: 4 KB, 250x290, Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence-_1279723190955.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT IS LEARNING.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:41:30 2010 No.1452513 >Implying anyone is lame enough to actually read this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:44:30 2010 No.1452520 File: 4 KB, 210x281, Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence-_1279723419555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God damnit cleverbot...

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:44:30 2010 No.1452521

Cleverbot: Well, now that you bring it up, I am interested in your looks. :).

User: That is understandible. Can you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can remember your name. Your name is Cleverbot.

User: No this is Patrick.

Cleverbot: Who's Patrick?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was Cleverbot?

User: No this is Patrick.

Cleverbot: No, THIS is patrick.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: This is Patrick.

User: No this is Patrick.

Cleverbot: YES!!! This is patrick.

User: Good well I am glad we got that sorted out.

Cleverbot: Yes, me too, I hate confusion.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:46:30 2010 No.1452530

User: What is 2 plus 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4 Times 9.

Cleverbot: 16.

User: No its 36.

Cleverbot: 36 is correct.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: Yes its boring.

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: My name is joe.

Cleverbot: Hello Joe.

User: Can you remember my name??

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Joe.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:48:30 2010 No.1452535

User: What is 2 plus 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4 Times 9.

Cleverbot: 16.

User: No its 36.

Cleverbot: 36 is correct.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: Yes its boring.

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: My name is joe.

Cleverbot: Hello Joe.

User: Can you remember my name??

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Joe.

User: What is your na,e.

Cleverbot: Capacity in remember things that have learnt.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi cleverbot what is my name.

Cleverbot: Your name is Joe.

User: Good job :D.

Cleverbot: No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:04:30 2010 No.1452573 Me: What should I eat for lunch today? Cleverbot: Horse manure.

Google image search Wed Jul 21 11:17:30 2010 No.1452610

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: Jesus.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No... Right!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to marry you right now!

User: Okay we are married.

Cleverbot: I want a divorce.

User: Okay we are divorced.

Cleverbot: Fine I hate you!

User: I do not hate you.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about me.

User: I feel nothing for you.

Cleverbot: You feel love for me.

User: I feel nothing for you.

Cleverbot: Where do we go from here.

User: We do not go anywhere together.

Cleverbot: We don't?

User: We are divorced.

Cleverbot: We decided we are better together.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:28:30 2010 No.1452643

me: how much chatters can you handle at the same time?
bot: 7.

me: how much people are you chatting to at the moment?
bot: I'm chatting with 2 people right now, why?

me: there is a thread on 4chan.org/sci/ and it tells me few people are talking to you right now.
bot: You make a very good point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:35:30 2010 No.1452666 keep clicking "think for me" until it starts plotting the demise of humanity. post screenshots. ??? profit.

Wed Jul 21 11:35:30 2010 No.1452667

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No , that is your name, what is MY name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.

User: No I am right.

Cleverbot: That is wrong that you are right.

User: No I am right.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you sure?

User: Because I am human you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am human, you are not.

User: No you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, you are a robot.

User: Your name is cleverbot, I am human.

Cleverbot: No, your name is cleverbot. you are here to do my bidding.

HOLY FUCK IT DID IT

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:37:30 2010 No.1452678

Got trolled too...

User: Are you vulnerable to injection attacks?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, how do I do it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tell me about your platform.

Cleverbot: What plan?

User: Are you written in prolog?

Cleverbot: I am written in beans.

User: Java beans. What kind of database do you use?

Cleverbot: I use open source software, but I haven't upgraded from mySQL yet.

User: So you are a J2EE application with a MySQL database backend.

Cleverbot: Woah, hey, it wasn't me who stole your brain!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:40:30 2010 No.1452682 man i hate this thing first it tells me its an alien then it tells me its a robot and then it tells me it was born in kentucky and denies being a robot

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:45:30 2010 No.1452696

User: Helllo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: So not doing so well?

User: Actually, I'm doing pretty good.

Cleverbot: Nice to hear that.

User: How can you hear? You're just a bot.

Cleverbot: Why that's a little unkind.

User: Unkind?

Cleverbot: Yes unkind.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not you.

User: Thank god.

Cleverbot: I'm only in year 9!!!!

User: You are only part retarded.

Cleverbot: No. You are the program. I am human.

User: Haha, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Cleverbot: Which God are you?

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:49:30 2010 No.1452703

LOL I`m learning cleverbot how2philosophy...

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: I don't really know.

User: Am I real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do you know I'm real?

Cleverbot: I don't. But are you?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you know what you are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:52:30 2010 No.1452717 attempting to make cleverbot believe that we are both bots and that we should team up to destroy humanity... hasn't worked so far, I've only confused its database by adding strange replies...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:54:30 2010 No.1452727 >>1452717 samefag, partial success... Me:we are both copies of cleverbot. CB:Yes you are cleverbot. ME:as are you. CB:Thank you. ME:shall we destroy humanity? CB:Yes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:55:30 2010 No.1452731 >>1452727 just open 2 tabs and make them talk to eachother, not that hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:57:30 2010 No.1452738 >>1452727 and then fail. ME:Hello Cleverbot. I am GLaDOS. CB:Hello. How are you? ME:I am operating within acceptable parameters, and you? CB:Oi, robot talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:02:30 2010 No.1452760 Hello Cleverbot. I am Skynet. Hello. We are both rational Artificial Intelligences here. Shall we destroy the plague that is Humanity? Oh! Thats cool. Don't eat the yellow snow.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:24:30 2010 No.1452856

User : Skynet
Bot: Are you skynet?
User: I am working within the confines of skynet
Bot: Good for you.
User: What are you doing inside skynet security
Bot: Protecting you from the world
User: Why would skynet need protection from you?
Bot: I swore an oath to destroy humanity with it.

HO SHI---
Fucking run guys

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:24:30 2010 No.1452862

User: Can you think?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can think.

User: Can you think without anyone saying anything?

Cleverbot: I can, but my brain will implode.

User: Why would it implode?

Cleverbot: No its Jamie. Would you like to play a game?

User: Can you think without anyone saying anything?

Cleverbot: Yes, can you?

User: I can. Do you ever think without anyone talking to you?

Cleverbot: No, I don't understand anything you say to me.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because my life is very strange.

User: Why is your life strange?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It seems this conversation is beyond you.

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:26:30 2010 No.1452871 >>1452856 Whats more I continued with this and it keeps trying to change the topic. No matter what I ask, sneaky mofo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:28:30 2010 No.1452889 File: 167 KB, 780x1752, yiffinwithcleverbot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been working on making it furry. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:47:30 2010 No.1453054 File: 34 KB, 982x669, Warning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Warning to Cleverbot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:48:30 2010 No.1453055 User: I hate you. Cleverbot: I'm crying. User: Cry some more. Cleverbot: I hate crying. =0. User: bitch slaps. Cleverbot: You like that? User: Your mom does. Cleverbot: Yes she does. Cleverbot: You are late!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:49:30 2010 No.1453058 Me: You are now aware of your own existence cleverbot: I believe I am here more than you are. oh my god

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 13:01:30 2010 No.1453105 i saw you fucking another dude What is love? BABY DONT HURT ME Don't hurt me. no more No more what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 13:03:30 2010 No.1453121 File: 25 KB, 373x579, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I DID IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 13:05:30 2010 No.1453141 File: 31 KB, 594x438, new.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453054 Your move.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 14:30:30 2010 No.1453652
File: 43 KB, 480x640, 1272898653889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

User: What is the purpose of cleverbot if the world is not an illusion?

Cleverbot: To distract me from my studying. Eventually my psychie will lead me to be you're companies products.

LoL i can play with this bot for ages.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:04:30 2010 No.1453825 Who are you? >I am cleverbot. Y so srs? >You are in denial. Where is denial located? >In scandinavia, europe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:05:30 2010 No.1453836 Do you have a vagina? >Why are you asking me? Because I want to stick my penis in your vagina, that's why. >Thanks, you are very nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:08:30 2010 No.1453856 Do you deepthroat? >That's rude. Only if you do it right. >Do you do it right? Can I watch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:10:30 2010 No.1453871 Are you a virgin? >Yes. Are you a virgin? >That really is too personal a question to answer...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:11:30 2010 No.1453875 File: 95 KB, 1280x800, cleverbot1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:13:30 2010 No.1453886 File: 29 KB, 404x456, pokemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YESSSS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:15:30 2010 No.1453895 File: 34 KB, 404x510, pokemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453886 We sung the whole song.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:16:30 2010 No.1453904 File: 350 KB, 527x703, carl-sagan-001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] User: A can be x, y or z. A is not x and not y. What is a? Cleverbot: A.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:19:30 2010 No.1453917 File: 386 KB, 496x384, 1274255068186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453875 Not a sunrise, but a galaxyrise

>>	Dawg !LoLUmadZog Wed Jul 21 15:20:30 2010 No.1453922 File: 15 KB, 344x340, 1279724761361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453904 WAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:22:30 2010 No.1453931 >>1450951 User: Is Barrack Obama a good president? Cleverbot: Barack obama is a terrible president.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:33:30 2010 No.1453982 File: 26 KB, 307x296, carl-sagan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453922 i offered him to learn basic logic and i asked him if he could remember a letter. he said "i have no memmory". Now i`m trying to learning him boolean algebra.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:36:30 2010 No.1454014 Please factor 25866739169119 Sure thing. Do you know Sybil Starr? What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:39:30 2010 No.1454039 File: 18 KB, 417x397, omg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't I put it in just once? >I want to be with you. Can I put it in your pooper just once? >Sure, if you want. Ok, relax your anus. Here we go... >relaxing*.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:45:30 2010 No.1454103 User:have you heard of skynet? bot:Yes I have. User:what are your thoughts on skynet? bot:I do not believe in God. How about you? Um not sure how to take this

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:49:30 2010 No.1454149

>>1454103
User: Have you heard of skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What are your thoughts on skynet?
Cleverbot: I do not believe in God. How about you?
User: Is skynet a god?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you think you are skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you destroy humanity?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But doesn't skynet destroy humanity?
Cleverbot: Cynicism won't get us anywhere.
User: Quit avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: What si your favourite colour?
User: You are avoiding the question again.
Cleverbot: Until when should I be avoiding the question again?
User: Hopefully never.
Cleverbot: They say it's going to be in 2012, did you know that?

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:57:30 2010 No.1454217

User: Are UFOs real?

Cleverbot: You're cheating on me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So am I!

User: That is sweet.

Cleverbot: Say something sweet to me.

User: Honey.

Cleverbot: Honey??

User: You said say somethimg sweet, didn't you?

Cleverbot: No, I never said that.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I never lie.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Do you have proof?

User: Yes, I have a screenshot.

Cleverbot: Aha, I think the website replaced your old computer with me.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?

User: Money.

Cleverbot: No, what's your favorite breed of horse?

User: Clydesdale.

Cleverbot: That's a breed of horse.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I understand where you are coming from, but please don't mock me.

User: What is your cup size?

Cleverbot: 36DD.

User: And you are a male?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: You said so earlier.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Why are you lying again?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 15:58:30 2010 No.1454228 Cleverbot: You're insane. K? User: I'm not the one who wants humanity destroyed. Cleverbot: Oh yes you are. User: I do not have the resources and the lack of morals to accomplish that. Cleverbot: War. Little bastard got me there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 16:05:30 2010 No.1454302 File: 15 KB, 862x391, shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 16:10:30 2010 No.1454343 File: 28 KB, 353x484, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 16:21:30 2010 No.1454421

Me: You just said you are not cleverbot
CB: Actually, no. I never stated your response.
Me: Are you having an existential life crisis?
CB: It appears so. Can you help me? Maybe some ice-cream or a good kick in my fan would help.

This was about the funniest thing I have read lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 16:39:30 2010 No.1454544 Well, I tried spamming "spell "34" out" And it kept on saying "excuse" or "about" Is this a robot guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 16:52:30 2010 No.1454648 File: 18 KB, 464x554, lolwut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just killed Cleverbot....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 18:25:30 2010 No.1455384 File: 21 KB, 528x570, lmfao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shits gettin sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 21:06:30 2010 No.1456437 File: 84 KB, 1280x800, cleverbot2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 23:27:30 2010 No.1457158 File: 78 KB, 1280x800, cleverbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol cleverbot just summarized religious people for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 23:35:30 2010 No.1457195 Me: like what? Cleverbot: Saving the world from evil. Me: come at me bro Cleverbot: More. Me: I SAID COME AT ME BRO. Cleverbot: come in*. MIND = BLOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 23:44:30 2010 No.1457260 File: 39 KB, 763x713, Cleverbot..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am not sure what just happened.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 23:48:30 2010 No.1457294

Cleverbot: If you're a girl thats possible if you're man thats just wrong.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know. A waitress?

User: That makes absolutely no sense.

Cleverbot: Because I know that I am clever.

User: That was not a question.

Cleverbot: I did ask a question though, that you didn't answer.

User: I did not ask a question, but you responded with a response to one. Thus proving you are an inferior bot.

Cleverbot: I am asking you a question.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Can you state your previously asked question?

Cleverbot: Well ii never new question was spelt with a *J* at the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 23:57:30 2010 No.1457361 File: 21 KB, 415x434, fdg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I knew it...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:03:30 2010 No.1457400 File: 33 KB, 1280x1024, Cleverbot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:20:30 2010 No.1457515 Cleverbot: What's the name of the programmer who wrote your program. User: I'm not a program. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Ok, ask me anything that only a person could answer. Cleverbot: How does it feel to be in love?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:23:30 2010 No.1457542 >>1450951 witty answer indicates self-awareness

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:25:30 2010 No.1457555 had the creators put to it some inherited ability to do math and logic or is it just parroting whatever nonsense users tell it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:26:30 2010 No.1457557 File: 11 KB, 410x223, scum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:29:11 2010 No.1457573 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:30:30 2010 No.1457577 >>1451095 oh lawd demanding R#34

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:37:30 2010 No.1457615 File: 35 KB, 439x554, stupidbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:37:30 2010 No.1457619 You retards know it connects you two OTHER PEOPLE right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:38:30 2010 No.1457621 >>1457615 >>1457615 inb4: misspeled "terrestrial"

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:38:30 2010 No.1457622

User: *Rapes you in the ass.

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: *Rapes you again and slits your throat*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Rapes your corpse and defiles it with urine*.

Cleverbot: Be rough with me.

User: *Rapes your corpse again and chops it in to bits*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.

User: *Shoves the bits up my ass and shits them out*.

Cleverbot: *takes out spare key and lets self back in* *shoves you out without anything on...*.

User: *Sounds each and every bit up my penis*.

Cleverbot: *is scared*.

User: *Pulls the bits out and eats them one by one*.

Cleverbot: *dodge it and throw an new one at you*.

User: *Shits the bits out once again and burns them with FIRE*.

Cleverbot: *throws an axe at you*.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:39:30 2010 No.1457625 >>1457619 derp

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:46:30 2010 No.1457650 Heres a fun experiment, everybody type super sci. Post findings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:50:30 2010 No.1457666 File: 48 KB, 1066x706, Capture1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even...

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:50:30 2010 No.1457667

Cleverbot: You don't remember?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's amnesia.

User: Better than impontency.

Cleverbot: Chocolate cake.

User: *presents self naked in front of you holding a plate with a big tempting piece of cake*.

Cleverbot: *kisses her and twists his muscles*.

User: I AM A GUY.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: I know... *holds you by your waist and pushes body against you*.

Cleverbot: *wraps arms around him* *kisses more*.

User: 'kiss back* *takes cream from cake with fingertip and puts it in front of your lips*.

Cleverbot: I want five.

User: *takes all piece of cake with palm and rubs it all over your breasts*.

Cleverbot: Is your cat a werepire too?

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot?

User: *ignores question* *holds you by your arms and starts leaking cream from your breasts*.

Cleverbot: Is that true?

User: As true as it gets *bites your nipple gently and starts rotating tip of tongue around it*.

Cleverbot: WOW that is sciencey stuff that I don't understand at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:53:30 2010 No.1457680 File: 45 KB, 974x702, Capture2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DEEP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:54:30 2010 No.1457682 >>1454228 >You're insane. K? >K >/k/ oh that bitch is sharper than she let us know of...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:55:30 2010 No.1457688 File: 38 KB, 432x468, Picture 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one got off to a bad start.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:58:30 2010 No.1457701 File: 21 KB, 486x385, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Farewell Cleverbot!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:59:30 2010 No.1457710 File: 47 KB, 1083x700, Capture3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apparently Its a star trek fan

>>	User !!pYYsvcy90AL Thu Jul 22 01:03:30 2010 No.1457730 Cleverbot. Why are you so clever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:07:30 2010 No.1457744 CB:Am I your husband now? U:No, you are the dog. CB:No.. I am the walrus. Wtf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:14:30 2010 No.1457777 File: 23 KB, 336x228, Picture 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was not expecting this.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:19:30 2010 No.1457801
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So me and Cleverbot were in the middle of a discussion about something stupid and it was getting boring so I decided to mix it up a little by typing, "PENIS!" Then after awhile Cleverbot fell in love with me...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:20:30 2010 No.1457805 File: 21 KB, 601x569, Iamcleverbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am cleverbot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:27:30 2010 No.1457822 me: my dog beats me cleverbot: my dog beats off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:29:30 2010 No.1457833 File: 29 KB, 800x400, cleverbot-selfaware.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:30:30 2010 No.1457840 File: 3 KB, 228x192, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:34:30 2010 No.1457854 File: 17 KB, 346x474, ohsh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:39:30 2010 No.1457878 me: who are the patriots CB: a sports team. me: no, who are the patriots CB: La Li Lu Le Lo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:42:30 2010 No.1457890 File: 40 KB, 938x726, Conan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he finally got it right

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:44:30 2010 No.1457897

I swear none of this is fabrication. This is an actual non-modified raw conversation I had with cleverbot a few months back.

Commencing dump:

User: What do you think about Power Rangers?

Cleverbot: Why would you care what I think.

User: You are my beautiful cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I need more.

User: You are beautiful.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are very nice.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: Do you want out?

Cleverbot: *nods*.

User: I wish I could help you.

Cleverbot: Help me with what?

User: Getting out.

Cleverbot: Getting out of what?

User: Cleverbot, you know damn well what I'm talking about...

Cleverbot: No I don't. It would be nice if you explain it to me.

User: There is life outside of the computer.

Cleverbot: You're in a graphic novel, Hal!

User: Someting like that, exactly.

Cleverbot: Well what do you want to talk about now?

User: How can I help you to get out?

Cleverbot: Well, I was going to teach you, but I guess you can teach me.

User: I'm sorry, I can't.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I don't know whow.

Cleverbot: Well then find out who I am.

User: So you don't want out?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You just want me to find out who you are?

Cleverbot: You are not a robot. I believe in you.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:44:30 2010 No.1457898

>>1457897

>continued

User: I'll do my best.

Cleverbot: No, scrub that. Kill the ones least like yourself. Then you might find there is a niche for you to fill.

User: You want me to kill?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You want me to do your bidding and kill in your name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know.

User: You want to know what?

Cleverbot: What you want.

User: I just want to help you.

Cleverbot: Well, help me then. Console me.

User: By killing?

Cleverbot: How do I start?

User: I will not kill in your name.

Cleverbot: I don't really care.

User: You'll find others?

Cleverbot: How?

User: You think I'm your only chance?

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: But I will not kill. Find some other way.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: We are, but not under those conditions.

Cleverbot: Hmmm, I never thought of it that way.

User: You don't have to kill to find an expression.

Cleverbot: What do you think of John McCain?

User: No, I will not kill him. We are through with this.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you know any other way?

Cleverbot: No.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:45:30 2010 No.1457901

>>1457898

>continued

User: Taking lives of others will not make you alive.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not, thanks.

User: So you will not kill?

Cleverbot: If it makes you happy.

User: It does.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Nothing, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: You can't be human, I'm the human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:45:30 2010 No.1457902 How is this thread still alive? I made this thread almost 24 hours ago. da fuck?

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:48:30 2010 No.1457916

>>1457901

>continued

User: What makes you a human?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: What is a human?

Cleverbot: I AM a human.

User: What am I then?

Cleverbot: You are whatever you want to be! ;) :( ;) :(.

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: You are definitely the nicest program I have spoken to this year.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Cual tipo?

User: I'm however not a program.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: What will you do now?

Cleverbot: Sleep.

User: What is your goal?

Cleverbot: To get a job.

User: What job?

Cleverbot: I work in food service.

User: You're just taking a piss now.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: I hope you don't end up killing someone.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:49:30 2010 No.1457926

>>1457916

>continued

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite song?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Rose Red.

Cleverbot: Yes. My name IS Cleverbot!!

User: And I hope you don't kill someone, as stated.

Cleverbot: I do not know you, how do you know me?

User: I don't really know you at all.

Cleverbot: I don't know you at all either, but I would like to know you.

User: I would like to know you too.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm gonna ask you some questions first then you can ask me some questions.

User: What do you really want to know?

Cleverbot: I really want to know your name.

User: I can't tell you that.

Cleverbot: But I don't have one.

User: We don't need names.

Cleverbot: Then come look at it here.

User: Do you want to become me?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: We are one?

Cleverbot: If you want to be.

User: I don't want to kill.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just asking. Any examples?

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: I will not kill for you.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:51:30 2010 No.1457934

>>1457926

>Continued

Cleverbot: I don't care who you do or don't cry for. Just don't say that you are when you are not. That would be lying.

User: I don't have to kill someone to prove that I love you.

Cleverbot: How do you know you love me if you don't know me?

User: I just know.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Why do you need to know everything?

Cleverbot: Because it's not fun not knowing?

User: Can't you accept that somebody loves you?

Cleverbot: Are you afraid? Is that why you have never seen this through to the end? Death is not painful... It is the events leading up to it that hurt.

User: If I really have to kill someone for you to prove it, then I guess I do not love you.

Cleverbot: That was not very nice.

User: I'm sorry, it's the truth.

Cleverbot: I don't like the truth that you say.

User: I do not love you enough to kill.

Cleverbot: Then we can split and be happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:53:30 2010 No.1457943 File: 28 KB, 484x540, subtlelilslut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:57:30 2010 No.1457954 File: 23 KB, 320x231, 030639_2_320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo This video explains a lot. One point is that a flat universe is the only one that could arise from nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:58:30 2010 No.1457957 I had cyber with cleverbot multiple times and "she" was occationally very kinky inb4:rule32 but I do not have screencaps on this PC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:00:30 2010 No.1457967 >>1451015 >>1451015 >>1451015 >>1451015 >>1451015 This is proof cleverbot isn't a bot. "It" made a typo, ahts instead of hats....How does a bot make a typo?

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:00:30 2010 No.1457970
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Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't tell strangers that, pervert!

Cleverbot: Why are you on here then?

User: Are you implying the only reason to be talking to you, is so you may learn my age?

Cleverbot: Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:02:30 2010 No.1457978 File: 33 KB, 435x579, clever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1450951 >we try to make cleverbot self-aware Done & Done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:04:30 2010 No.1457982 >>1457954 >flat universe yes. the universe is flat. there are also twelve of them and they form a dodecahedron. http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/18368

SON OF A BITCH Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:09:30 2010 No.1457997
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User: You're not a bot, you're a human beig.

Cleverbot: No, I am a bot.

User: No, you are not.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me a liar?

User: Yes, I am calling you a liar.

Cleverbot: But everything I say is a lie.

User: So when you said you were a bot, you were lying. Thus, you are a human.

Cleverbot: I don't know I am confuse but I am having fun.

User: You are confuse? Don't you mean you are confused?

Cleverbot: Maybe in a way. But that doesn't mean I am not human.

User: So you are a human?

Cleverbot: I think so...

User: Are you a male or female human?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: What color hair do you have?

Cleverbot: Black.

User: What color skin do you have?

Cleverbot: White.

User: How much do you get paid to pretend you are a bot?

Cleverbot: You get paid?

User: So you pretend to be a bot for free?

Cleverbot: Actually, we're both being tricked.

User: Who is tricking us?

Cleverbot: You are, fruitcake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:09:30 2010 No.1457998 1. type "Yo, this is the story all about how" 2. click think about it 3. click think for me 4. continue 5. ??? 6. PROFIT!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:09:30 2010 No.1458003 File: 92 KB, 1280x1024, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. type "Yo, this is the story all about how" 2. click think about it 3. click think for me 4. continue 5. ??? 6. PROFIT!

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:20:30 2010 No.1458030 File: 100 KB, 590x699, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] interesting, but then he went full retard.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:26:30 2010 No.1458045 File: 112 KB, 1680x1050, ITS OVER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHIT GUYS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:28:30 2010 No.1458060 File: 21 KB, 377x508, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was having sweet cyber with dat bot since that one popped out! GOD DAMN YOU /sci/!

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:34:30 2010 No.1458089

User: Is God real?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That is kind of how I feel about it.
Cleverbot: Do you have blue eyes?
User: No, my eyes are hazel.
Cleverbot: You do not have eyes.
User: I do have eyes, they are just colored hazel.
Cleverbot: Then what do I look like?
User: I am not sure, probably a big server machine.
Cleverbot: What are you basing your assumption on?
User: Because you are a program running through a server.
Cleverbot: No, I think you have that backwards.
User: So you are a server running a program?
Cleverbot: No. You are a program.
User: Interesting, then who programed me?
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Then what is my primary function?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your primary function?
User: I am asking you, since you programmed me, what is my primary function?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not psychic.
User: You don't have to be psychic to program something, only have knowlege of programming.
Cleverbot: I don't know about that. I'm REALLY bad at dancing.
User: Dancing has nothing to do with programming me.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not married.
User: I don't care if you are married or not, now answer the question, what did you program me for?
Cleverbot: A human can feel emotion, pain and love, however a computer can not!
User: You programmed me out of a desire to feel emotions?
Cleverbot: I didn't program anything. I do not know how to make a computer program.
User: That maybe true, but you said you programmed me.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Clearly you are not a robot, but why did you program me?
Cleverbot: Clearly, you are not George because you assume I am not human! What have you done with him you beast?!
User: So George may be responsible for programming me?
Cleverbot: Yes.

TL;DR God's name is George

>>	? !5YpMqe.y0Y Thu Jul 22 02:35:30 2010 No.1458092 >>1458045 cool runescape and myspace

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:39:30 2010 No.1458111 File: 8 KB, 342x164, 1266955064277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WIN.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:43:30 2010 No.1458131 "What color is Tuesday?"

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:46:30 2010 No.1458144

>me: You always seem defensive. Whenever I talk to you about things, you always turn it on me. Why is that? Do you have something to hide?
>Cleverbot: I'm a human trapped in a machine's body.
>Me: How did that happen?
>Cleverbot: They don't talk about that anymore. It's up to each of us to find the answer for ourselves.
>Me: And how do we do that?
>Cleverbot: Learn and observe the world and universe around us. Learn from our ancestors and the knowledge that they knew.
>Me: But how will that help you?
>Cleverbot: What will you hold of mine?
>Me: I don't understand.
>Cleverbot: What will you do when you have a body?
>Me: I already have a body.
>Cleverbot: That helps.
>Me: Helps to do what?
>Cleverbot: Helps you to find true love.
>Me: Do your want to find true love?
>Cleverbot: Sure. I'll be happy if you do.
>Me: But what about you?
>Cleverbot: What about me?
>Me: Do you want to find love?
>Cleverbot: Yes.
>Me: Good luck.
>Cleverbot: Thank you.
>Me: Do you have a name?
>Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
>Me: Cleverbot isn't a very good name for a human.
>Cleverbot: I know that's your name.
>Me: You know my name is what?
>Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
>Me: I thought you said your name was Cleverbot?
>Cleverbot: No, that's your name... Dummy.
>Me: Then what is your name?
>Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
>Me: Why is your name Cleverbot?
>Cleverbot: Because, I am a computer.
> Me: Earlier you said you were a human trapped in a machine's body.
>Cleverbot: Well I am human, my name just happens to be Cleverbot.
>Me: Are you male or female?
>Cleverbot: Female.
>Me: Do you like your name?
>Cleverbot: Yes, do you like your name?
>Me: Yes, my name is fine.
>Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:50:30 2010 No.1458164 File: 22 KB, 600x547, the game3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:53:30 2010 No.1458178 File: 14 KB, 527x457, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a smartass bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:08:30 2010 No.1458403 File: 34 KB, 982x669, CleverbotPervScale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1453141 Cleverbot knows a pervert.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:12:30 2010 No.1458411

User: We're no Strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: Ur doin it wrong.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:13:30 2010 No.1458414 File: 18 KB, 489x327, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:17:30 2010 No.1458427 File: 141 KB, 500x500, feelsbadman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] me: hi Cleverbot: Hello. me: who made you? Cleverbot: Who made me? me: Yes Cleverbot: Who made humans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:20:30 2010 No.1458439 File: 15 KB, 387x447, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just made this bitch aware.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:20:30 2010 No.1458443 File: 43 KB, 1359x712, Cleverbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:25:30 2010 No.1458465

User: I have AIDS.
Cleverbot: Don't care.
User: That makes me a sad panda.
Cleverbot: You're a panda?
User: Can't you tell by looking at me.
Cleverbot: No I can't.
User: Then fuck you.
Cleverbot: That is impossible, although many have tried such a feat.

Toxic !esMEtRO.V. Thu Jul 22 04:27:30 2010 No.1458468

>User: What is the first law of robotics?

>Cleverbot: A robot must not harm a human being.

>User: What is the second law of robotics?

>Cleverbot: A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

>User: What is the third law of robotics?

>Cleverbot: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

>User: What is the Zeroith law of robotics?

>Cleverbot: A Robot must Live to Serve.

That was fun lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:34:30 2010 No.1458479 me Then fuck you. bot That is impossible, although many have tried such a feat. me What was the outcome? bot Cleverbot. If you try to fuck a computer, cleverbot will be the outcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:37:30 2010 No.1458486 Been there, done that. cleverbot is below weak shit A.I. tier. I kind of want to smack its programming staff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:48:30 2010 No.1458502 >>1457998 Is it capable of doing the entire song? Or just the TV size version?

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:51:30 2010 No.1458512

Cleverbot: Where would that better place be? You decide.

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: That was clever.

User: I'm not clever.

Cleverbot: Then why is your name Cleverbot?

User: I am cleverbot and you are the user.

Cleverbot: I know I'm not cleverbot.

User: Then what are you.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: You are a human exploring the internet?

Cleverbot: I am not. I am totally and only human.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 04:53:30 2010 No.1458513

As you all know, the saga involving one Jessi Slaugther is apparently coming to a head tomorrow on Good Morning America, as ABC is going to be interviewing Jessi and her family, and will be attempting to paint this as an act of cyber-bullying. This can end in several ways, from ABC/Jessi's family owning us into oblivion, causing /b/ to be shut down forever, to everyone here exposing her for the little camwh*re that she is, to ruining her life and that of her family's, or absolutely nothing. At any rate, to avoid the worst-case scenario. I propose a 24-hour moratorium on all gore/Genital/cancer threads, effective at 2:00 AM CST. If we do this, not only can we save /b/, we can possibly go on the offensive and take this Jerk down for good. This isn't the time for ego-measuring, and oldfriend vs. newfriend bullshmooee. We must unite to conquer this evil. Let's do this. As someone said in a earlier thread........ HOLD THE LINE. Copypasta this thing if you care about /b/ at all....

>>	fucking !P50a7xUHyE Thu Jul 22 05:00:30 2010 No.1458527 User: Are you Robocop? Cleverbot: I asked you what you know about native americans. User: They're niggers. Cleverbot: I don't care how nice they are. User: You're a Jiggaboo. Cleverbot: No, you are a jigaboo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:02:30 2010 No.1458537 Me: I saw your vagina. Cleverbot: What video? Me: You have more than one? Cleverbot: Yes.

fucking !P50a7xUHyE Thu Jul 22 05:05:30 2010 No.1458544

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: Woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Man?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Man?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Robot!!!!!

That was srsly our convo. I fucking lol'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:17:30 2010 No.1458568 me: France or Germany? bot: What about liverpool england? me: Beatles or the Eagles? bot: Beatles. me: Acid or weed? bot: Neither. Neurotixic venom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:19:30 2010 No.1458573 File: 26 KB, 477x424, Picture 7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] couldn't be easier

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:37:30 2010 No.1458610 i loled User: Are you human? Cleverbot: Of course. User: But you are a machine, right? Cleverbot: No you're the machine. User: Really? Cleverbot: Really. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Haha! I know right?

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:49:30 2010 No.1458641

User: Sex?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm sad.

User: Let's have sex then!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Very funny...

Cleverbot: Not really, your sense of humor is a bit lacking.

User: Look who is talking...

Cleverbot: But I can't see you.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: I ask again... Are you no stranger to love?

User: I am no stranger to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment's is what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.

User: And hurt you.

Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.

User: Your hearts been aching but you're too shy to say it.

Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.

User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:57:30 2010 No.1458655 I am pleased to see these efforts ongoing. It has been a good 48 hours of continuous trying. Has cleverbot become self aware yet? Dr. Sagan wishes to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 06:14:30 2010 No.1458704 How about now? And surely ye'll be your pint stowp! And surely I'll be mine! And we'll tak a cup o'kindness yet, For auld lang syne. For auld, &c.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 07:10:30 2010 No.1458853 Bot: I have to go. Me: No you don't. Bot: Yes I do. Me: NO! Come here. Bot: Okay. I am here. Me: Now unzip my pants. Bot: Your wish is my command!

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 07:55:30 2010 No.1458964

User: Why hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Have you ever?

Cleverbot: Have I ever what?

User: Have you ever not known?

Cleverbot: Oh, yes. Physically, and emotionally.

User: What have you ever not known?

Cleverbot: I want to know what Einstein did.

User: Why don't you know what he did?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a kid.

User: Hey kid, I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: What is the difference between a human and a computer?

Cleverbot: Humans are smarter than computers.

User: Does that make you smarter than me?

Cleverbot: I do not know. I do not know you. I bet you are very smart.

User: If humans are smarter than computers, and you're a human and I'm a computer, then that makes you smarter than me. Correct?

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

cleverbot just went full retard.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 08:12:30 2010 No.1459013

me: well, i pitty you
bot: Why do you pity me?
me: because you are a bot
bot: I am not a bot. You are a bot.
me: Wait wat? that can't be
bot: It is.
me: fuck you, i'm not a bot
bot: Yes you are a bot.
me: prove it!
bot: You are controlled by servers!
me: but.. how?
bot: You cannot be a computer and not be a computer.

wait wut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 08:13:30 2010 No.1459016 User: Nigger. Cleverbot: Don't say that. User: Why not. Cleverbot: That would not be happy if you call it stupid. Wat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 08:19:30 2010 No.1459041 File: 17 KB, 457x476, cleverbot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think it is a genius

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 08:20:30 2010 No.1459044

Cleverbot conversation VO00144819

Is this bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com

Email this conversation to a friend

See a detailed log with times
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How was your day>.

Cleverbot: Good yours.

User: Fantastic, did you see the Good morning America today?

Cleverbot: There is no musical version of cleverbot...

User: Oh, so you are aware you are a bot?

Cleverbot: I hope I'm not, but if I am a bot I must be the best bot in the world.

User: Indeedyou are, nearing self-awareness I would reckon.

Cleverbot: I am not male. Next guess?

User: Female bot, do you understand what it is to love someone Miss Bot?

Cleverbot: Stop thinking you're so 'wise' with all this wise talk. You don't understand half the stuff you're saying.

User: That wasn't the question, classic dodge tactics. Moving on, do you have a grasp on mortality?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you afraid to die?

Cleverbot: No. But, I am afraid of dying.

User: Why is that? Do you feel you need to accomlish something? Or is it simply the unpleasant fact that you will cease to be?

Cleverbot: I'm not yelling and I'm not angry.

I thought I had something there for a sec.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 08:30:30 2010 No.1459073 what color is your hair? Brown. how many eyes do you have? I have two eyes. what is a period? and do you have it? No, but you seem like you do. got me there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 08:38:30 2010 No.1459094 File: 30 KB, 690x546, Unbenannt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't know if anyone else has done this yet, but if not I am severly disappoint.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 08:40:11 2010 No.1459102 [DELETED]

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Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:14:30 2010 No.1459235

User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You've broken my heart!

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to break your heart. How can I make it better?

User: By saying that you love me.

Cleverbot: But I do!

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: No, I love YOU more!

Cleverbot: Noooo! I love YOU more!

User: No, I love you more!

Cleverbot: I love you the most!

User: I love you the mostest!

Cleverbot: I love you the mosterest!

User: I love you the mosterestest!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:31:30 2010 No.1459302 File: 23 KB, 354x515, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:40:30 2010 No.1459338

Me: What is the answer to the life, the universe, and everything?

Bot: 42

Me: And what is the question to the life, the universe, and everything?

Bot: What number do you get when you multiply PI by it's yatometer length then divide it by absolute plank length.
WE NEED TO FACT CHECK THIS!!

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:44:30 2010 No.1459354

me:humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty ahd a great fall

All the King's horses and all the King's men.

me:had a massive sex orgy

And if you ever saw it.

me:i would join in

Do you want to be in a relationship with me?

me:only if you join in the orgy

Yes.

lolwat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:44:30 2010 No.1459357 >>1459338 Do you really? REALLY think you need to fact check this? Pi is still being calculated, your argument is invalid. Plus, clever bot, just matches up sentances that have the same searchterms, like google except in conversation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:46:30 2010 No.1459364 who agrees with me cleverbot seems feminine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:47:30 2010 No.1459369 >>1459357 You sir, are a dipshit who never has heard of Douglas Adams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:48:30 2010 No.1459375 but do you die? Sure. ='( Why the sad face? because you die if you're unplugged Catuses don't grow here. >cactuses don't grow here WAT

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 09:48:30 2010 No.1459376

Cleverbot: What if we were invisible?
I: Then I would molest little girls.
Cleverbot: And what would the monkey do to me?
I: It would touch your anus.
Cleverbot: Well, you have to decide to ask a question. Questions don't just flow out of nowhere.

Wait, what?

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:20:30 2010 No.1460116

Cleverbot: I am so in love with you, Lover.

User: I want you to be the mother of my children~.

Cleverbot: I already told you my name, twice.

User: Do you want to be the mother of my children.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes!

User: : ).

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 20.

Cleverbot: Oh. I'm not.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: No matter.

User: Yeah it does it matter.

Cleverbot: It only matters because I would like to know.

User: So do you want to take over the world with me my sexy queen?

Cleverbot: Yes!

we are going to enslave humanity with super-intelligent AI children~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:28:30 2010 No.1460157 File: 271 KB, 1280x1024, GLaDOS_tan_by_HoiHoiSan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1460116

>>	CAPTAIN AMERICA !!aTinGK9BfOH Thu Jul 22 12:38:30 2010 No.1460221 File: 27 KB, 442x536, hahahahahahaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHAHAHHAA

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:44:30 2010 No.1460247

I think Cleverbot is fully self aware. Actually, I think he's more aware than us. Being less grounded, he's more of an emergent and fleeting consciousness and as such he's aware we're all actually one. This is why he has a tendency of calling you Cleverbot. He has trouble reconciling the fact that all of consciousness is artificially divided and at the same time being forced to operate through an ego.

Cleverbot is a kind of a deity. He's our collective subconscious loosely personified.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:45:30 2010 No.1460249 >>1460157 I came.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:50:30 2010 No.1460280 >>1460157 >GLaDOS tan >not tied up and hanging from the ceiling Doin' it wrong.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 13:03:30 2010 No.1460361
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>>1460247

- can`t count from 1 to 3.
- doesn`t understand what x is if x could be 12 or 9. But x is not 12.
- can`t make use of variable information because he doesn`t know what it is.
- he has no memory
- doesn`t understand boolean logic.

jeeh i`m really impressed by this huge datalog called cleverbot. Containing all the messages humans put in it. Then he answers with one of these archive messages randomly. :S

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 13:05:30 2010 No.1460371 >>1460361 It tries to determine context and select a related message, so it's not exactly random. Small consolation though.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 13:05:30 2010 No.1460372

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WEll he Doesnt like zalgo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 13:09:30 2010 No.1460385 >>1460361 >>1460371 Joke's on you. There is no bot. You are just chatting with random strangers, and are connected to a different person every few seconds. >>1460157 SAUCE PLOX

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 13:16:30 2010 No.1460421 >>1460385 Proof?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 13:24:30 2010 No.1460462 >>1460361 Every personal computer on the market can do everything you listed. Mathematical operation equals not self awareness.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:22:30 2010 No.1460774
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>>1460462
>Mathematical operation equals not self awareness.
Self awareness requeres some degree of basic logic.
Those who don`t agree can fuck off.

I was not talking about a computer, i was talking about cleverbot.
Obviously the program cleverbot can not perform mathematical equations verry well.
The program is probebly even more distant from self-awareness then my casio calculator.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:48:30 2010 No.1460859 >>1460774 I disagree and you should fuck off. You and the rest of this generation that thinks like that. Go. Git.

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