This what a scientist looks like in a bathing suit

[Anonymous No.14504571]

If astrophysicists don't exist expressly for the purpose of producing consumable media (space pictures, other popsci content and expensive journal articles which nobody reads) then why do they exist? Astrophysicists don't do anything worthwhile, consumable media seems to be their only output.

[Anonymous No.14504598]

>>14504571
woo mama, shes hot

[Anonymous No.14504601]

Does she have onlyfans?

[Anonymous No.14504602]

>>14504571
sorry sports illustrated, your magazine is dead, your industry is dead and i will not buy it no matter how much identity politics you put on the front page to whore yourself out. fucking sage.

[Anonymous No.14504643]

>>14504602
can incel NEETs like you even afford an SI subscription? lmao

trying having sex. maybe you won't be so misogynistic then if you succeed.

[Anonymous No.14504656]

>>14504601
She has digeorge syndrome. Probably a mild case too.

[Anonymous No.14504669]

>>14504571
Why tf is everything plastered with fat people and niggers now?

[Anonymous No.14504676]

>>14504571
>Αstrophysicist, who appears in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF!

[Anonymous No.14504677]

>>14504656
> digeorge syndrome
you don't really believe that ridiculous sob story, do you

[Anonymous No.14504695]

>>14504571
OK? She's fat and unattractive. It's embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.14504701]

>>14504571
>astrophysics
>sport
Huh?

[Anonymous No.14504719]

Dr. Becky poses in swimwear in some of her videos too. Women just can't help advertising their holes. And they really can't own up to what they're doing, getting indignant when called out on it.

[Anonymous No.14504721]

>>14504571
yeah shes a pig but you know what I might be lonely enough

[Anonymous No.14504746]

>>14504676
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mom let the hyaena use her computer again.

[Anonymous No.14504930]

>>14504571
>insert david attenborough's voice
>Ahhhhh and here we have it. A beautiful specimen. The flabbitus celluliticus beach manatee. It has a nasty temperament, but...
>starts rolling it over
>as you can see, completely harmless when manhandled

[Anonymous No.14504936]

>>14504571
And to think oit of the hundreds of takes, this is the best one they could find.
also
>we are not made for consumption
the surplus calories attached to her body beg to differ

[Anonymous No.14505952]

>>14504571
how do you get mad at someone being the embodiment of "please give me attention"
no one is going to give a fuck about them in 10 years

[Anonymous No.14505954]

>>14504571
Her highest terminal degree is a masters. She's not an astrophysicist.

[Anonymous No.14505967]

>>14504571
qt pi

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[Anonymous No.14505994]

>>14505954
don't be a bigot, anyone can self identify as an astrophysicist, it doesn't matter if they don't participate in research or have credentials. there is no official astrophysicist licensing body, "astrophysicist" is just another pronoun anyone can adopt

[Anonymous No.14506045]

>>14504571
>We don't exist for consumption
This one weird trick I do as a male adult to make sure others don't mistake me for sexual livestock is to not pose for photoshoots in swimsuit magazines.

[Anonymous No.14506126]

>>14506045
She’s clearly trying to convince either men that she’s worthy of copulation or herself. Don’t trust their words trust their actions.

[Anonymous No.14506225]

>>14504571
we already had this thread

[Anonymous No.14506253]

>we already had this thread

[Anonymous No.14506340]

>>14506225
This might come as a surprise to you but not everyone spends every waking hour on here. Just because a top has been discussed before doesn't make it off limits. This isn't stack overflow.

[Anonymous No.14506359]

>>14506253
how am I a woman worshipper if I don't want the pic of this hot bitch on this board 24/7?

[Anonymous No.14506428]

>>14506359

[Anonymous No.14506482]

>>14506428
Hot. Would buy.

[Anonymous No.14506506]

>>14504571
>flabby from sedentary lifestyle with studies vs fit
Looks about right for most people too caught up in their field to exercise.

[Anonymous No.14506515]

>>14504571
fat cow

>>14506506
just eat less

[Anonymous No.14506525]

>>14506515
>being skinnyfat

[Anonymous No.14506533]

>>14504571
I would let her analyze my black hole if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.14506562]

>>14505994
I could buy SI for some oiled up NDT pictures.

[Anonymous No.14506574]

>>14506525
You eat fast food, don't you?

[Anonymous No.14506608]

>>14506562

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[Anonymous No.14508456]

>>14504571
>We don't exist for consumptio
>*saved to research folder
many such cases

[Anonymous No.14508491]

>>14506482

[Anonymous No.14508534]

>>14504571
they create knowledge, like al scientists do, that is their true output

[Anonymous No.14508563]

>>14504571
Lol why do roasties always bitch about being "sexualized" and "objectified" by the media when they themselves are obsessed with sexualization through "modeling", and "selfies", and Instagram, and make up and stuff? They literally want to be sexualized -- and to a large degree that's perfectly understandable from an evolutionary and psychological perspective, but the problem is that the roasties deny this fact while at the same time demanding that we respect and even admire their femininity and independent spirit. It's basic evolutionary biology. Humans aren't perfect introspectors. We can't identify our own motives and drives, and we certainly can't introspectively identify their cognitive or evolutionary function. Even if the roastie claims that they're not "sexualizing" themselves, and that they're just doing it "for fun" or to "feel good" or because it makes them "more confident" or whatever BS narrative they want to offer, the reality is that is indeed a form of sexual signaling. The desire to appear "pretty", "confident", etc. is a result of evolutionary drives that are ultimately rooted in human sexuality and reproduction. At the very least, she wants people to "consume" that issue of Sports Illustrated.

Humans, including leftists don't want to be examined in a rigorous, impartial, scientific manner, because it makes them feel very detached and cold and objectified, but this is completely irrational. Human behavior can indeed be analyzed through a biological, psychological, and evolutionary lens, and there's nothing wrong with that. People view evolutionary and cognitive approaches to human behavior with hostility because they tend to view it as denying or diminishing human feelings and emotions and values. This is non-sense and a complete logical fallacy -- namely the naturalistic fallacy -- since biology and psychology don't make value judgments about human behavior, they just attempt to provide explanations for some facets of this behavior.

[Anonymous No.14508678]

>>14504571

>"We don't exist for consumption"

And yet I would was her slampig pussy and arse all night, how curious.

[Anonymous No.14508680]

>>14508678

*Eat, fucks sake my joke is dead in the water I'm going to eat Hemlock now

[Anonymous No.14508684]

>>14504571
AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA DIVE DIVE

[Anonymous No.14508691]

her name doesn't even sound overtly Arabic , lol what is this guilt tripping ? Is this for more updoots on her papers ?

[Anonymous No.14508695]

>>14508563
People are dishonest and there's not much you can do about it other than judge them on their actions instead of their words. Women will go to an office dressed like they're trying to pick up sex partners at a nightclub and then claim the way they dress is about being comfortable ten seconds after whining for the 80th time that the office is too cold. They're not going to change on their own and you're just one person. Realize they're full of shit and work around them. Hate to say it but the 'Islam is right about women' meme is correct. Also realize that more and more "men" are simps and will gladly rat you out to the girls in HR if you mention any of this. Keep you head down, don't get involved in gender politics, take your money and do whatever you want in your off hours.

[Anonymous No.14508740]

>>14504571
You guys all look moderately attractive too, right? I mean it'd be super weird if you just focused your intelligence on some random topic like science rather than the entirety of your life! Only a fool would do that! I mean it's so hard to forget we're people, that we live in a social setting! Surely, you didn't just focus on /sci/ smarts instead of stuff like emotional and social intelligence, did you? You're intellectual and intelligent so it's not like you hold some monkey brain single digit IQ level weird mindset like:
>attractive people are dumb
or
>smart people are unattractive
...right? It's not like you would forget that your brain is an organ and its functioning is tied to your health habits! Uh...I mean...you've uh at least applied scientific thinking to other parts of your life like your health and exercise too...right?...right anon?

[Anonymous No.14508764]

>>14504571
I would
But at the same time I cant wait for the decline when science will have to be ressurected by dudes that look like picrel. Hopefully this next time it stays in the hand of said dudes

[Anonymous No.14508790]

>>14508740
How many people here have gone out of their way to pose in a bikini in an international magazine so they could then virtue signal their disgust at people for looking at them?

[Anonymous No.14508806]

>>14504669
What happened? Did they ræp her?

[Anonymous No.14508851]

>>14508790
i hope you're not imagining gretchen getting fucked by a massive horsecock rn, u disgusting pedo. how dare you!?!?

[Anonymous No.14508861]

physics question, if a horse was pounding away at gretchen's wet-to-the-point-of-virtual-firctctionlessness womb and it blasted her directly in the cervix with a huge load of horse jizz, how far would she fly if the launch angle was about 22.5º alt? newtonian solution should be sufficient for this exercise

[Anonymous No.14508865]

ohh spooky, alone in the forest. are there horses lurking? almost certainly

[Anonymous No.14508889]

>>14504571

[Anonymous No.14508915]

>>14508861
frictionless as it is how much friction is generated by the flare?

[Anonymous No.14508996]

the virginity is strong is this thread

[Anonymous No.14509002]

>>14504602
>that one reply to your post proving you right

[Anonymous No.14509491]

> s o y e n c e & s i m p s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw5OLnN7UvM

[Anonymous No.14509533]

>>14504669
They had to cover it up while they were in the process of ruining society, so they filled the media with good looking, acceptably smart people. Then, once they finished their job, they had to start revisionism by saying that everyone was always an obese mulatto and the idea that we weren't is a racist myth built on unrealistic standards.

[Anonymous No.14509821]

>>14509533

[Anonymous No.14509990]

>>14504677
>astrophysicist has a genetic disease that causes cognitive impairment, emotional dysregulation, various types of physical and mental illness
have you met any astrophysicists? this is completely plausible

[Anonymous No.14510003]

>>14508563
i agree anon. it’s just a symptom of postmodernist philosophy. the whole thing is easily summed up with Marcel Duchamp’s fountain: put an absolute monstrosity out there and if enough people buy into the ironic act then irony becomes reality

[Anonymous No.14510006]

>>14504571
>We don't exist for consumption
>poses on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
choose one

[Anonymous No.14510060]

>>14504598
>she
Anon, I…

[Anonymous No.14510078]

>>14504571
honestly, i’ve got to say that at this point, Sarafina Nance makes Neil Tyson and Katie Bouman and Bill Nye look like nerdy academic scientists who spend too much time on their little equations. why bother publishing scientific results if you can become an astrophysics superstar by having your flabby fit posted in a sports magazine?

“previvor” crap is irrelevant, this whole episode is a travesty

[Anonymous No.14510134]

Am I the only one who finds that body a lot more arousing than the typical models you see in SI?

[Anonymous No.14510138]

>>14510134
there are plenty of fat fetish folks on the internet besides you

[Anonymous No.14510178]

>>14508691
>sarafina
sounds like a tranny’s assumed female name desu

[Anonymous No.14510216]

>>14510138
SI has been featuring trannies for years, at least the fat jew bitch is legitimately female

[Anonymous No.14510222]

>>14504643
>lol u poor
Woah, epic retort.