FUCK, MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

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Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:15:56 2010 No.1420079 [Reply] [Original]

FUCK, MAN

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:16:56 2010 No.1420092 File: 41 KB, 291x339, 20010514.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS MOUTHBREATHING RETARD THINKS 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL HAVE ENOUGH GENETIC DIVERSITY TO POPULATE A PLANET ALSO PLANTS CAN SURVIVE BEING UNDERWATER TOO APPARENTLY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:17:56 2010 No.1420098 Great comic or GREATEST comic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:17:56 2010 No.1420099 File: 403 KB, 240x184, ExplodingVan.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh bollocks........................

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:18:56 2010 No.1420103 MOAR

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:19:56 2010 No.1420113 File: 29 KB, 291x306, 20100326.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED THIS ACCURATELY DESCRIBES A LARGE AMOUNT OF GAME THEORY, AND DESCRIBES THE SELECTION PRESSURES FOR PREDATION AND DEFENSE MECHANISMS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:19:56 2010 No.1420115 I was under the impression that fossils of dinosaurs were a prank by Satan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:19:56 2010 No.1420116 File: 396 KB, 725x509, kirkdinoark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lulz dinosaurs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:21:56 2010 No.1420123 Is this comic making fun of creationism? I honestly can't tell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:24:56 2010 No.1420136 >>1420123 It has to be, no one can be this stupid? Can they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:24:56 2010 No.1420138 >>1420123 I think it's making fun of creationists making fun of evolution. Whatever the intention, it's funny in a retarded way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:24:56 2010 No.1420142 File: 16 KB, 291x306, 20001211.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:26:56 2010 No.1420156 File: 43 KB, 291x358, 20000807.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420138 THIS IS ACTUALLY A CREATIONIST COMIC IT IS TO BE TAKEN AT FACE VALUE THE GUY REALLY IS THIS STUPID

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:29:56 2010 No.1420171 >>1420136 >>1420123 It's hosted on answersingenesis.org, so at least the guys who run the website think think it's legit.

>>	‏ Fri Jul 16 21:30:56 2010 No.1420180 >>1420171 well it's answersingenesis.org, their credibility is shot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:35:56 2010 No.1420219 is it 2003 again? have you guys seriously not seen this before?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:38:56 2010 No.1420245 I love these comics. They don't make sense and a good portion of them actually come off as being anti-Christian because the guy who writes them is stone cold retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:44:56 2010 No.1420279 >>1420156 WTF!! IM LMAO! It like he is just throwing random words together! FUCK THIS SHIT IS HIGLARIOUS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:46:56 2010 No.1420289 >>1420156 Wasn't Satan the cause of sin, and hence the curse anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:49:56 2010 No.1420307 >>1420289 god created sin in order to give people free will

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:50:56 2010 No.1420310 >>1420307 How fucking generous...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:51:56 2010 No.1420314 >>1420307 What was the whole forbidding people to eat the fruit of knowledge that let them know what sin was in the first place about?

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:51:56 2010 No.1420316
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How is this funny?

No, kid, you're going to have to actually make an effort to connect with another human being. God isn't going to clone you a girlfriend using your rib. What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:53:56 2010 No.1420324 File: 35 KB, 290x306, 20010101.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:53:56 2010 No.1420326 >>1420316 Maybe God will! Who understand what God's up to. He did it in the past so he may do it again. He could if he wanted, right? Just because he hasn't recently doesn't mean it isn't going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:54:56 2010 No.1420329 >>1420324 What the fuck does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:54:56 2010 No.1420334 >>1420324 The kid asked a dumb question and dad can't get past his creationist script.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:54:56 2010 No.1420335 >>1420326 Way to ruin a child's life with unrealistic expectations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:54:56 2010 No.1420337 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Lietha He is serious apparently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:55:56 2010 No.1420338 >>1420289 Don't try an understand these cartoons. They make little, if no, fucking sense at all. They might as well have been written by a baby with down-syndrome, they really are just a random collection of words.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:55:56 2010 No.1420341 File: 43 KB, 291x353, 20010122.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know your daughter was raped, Bill, but the sun is going down. God wants you to stop being pissed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:56:56 2010 No.1420344 >>1420334 I wouldn't exactly call it a dumb question for a kid to be asking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:57:56 2010 No.1420347 >>1420341 That guy's gonna choke a bitch and I don't blame him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:58:56 2010 No.1420353 File: 20 KB, 291x305, 20010212.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Christians - willfully ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:58:56 2010 No.1420354 >>1420316 WTF LMAO AGAIN! This guy is comic gold! Its a really "retarded kinda funny", like the old school Bevis and Butthead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:59:56 2010 No.1420358 >>1420341 >"it's a sign" a sign we get every day at roughly the same time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 21:59:56 2010 No.1420361 >>1420353 There is no way that isn't mocking creationists. They are the ones interpreting '7 days' as billions of years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:00:56 2010 No.1420362 >>1420353 What the hell, is that supposed to be mocking Christians who go down the "how do you know how long God's day is" route?

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:01:56 2010 No.1420367
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Probably the most retarded one I've found so far. I can't even begin to explain where he could have been going with this, except he might be trying to equate aging with becoming a fossil?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:01:56 2010 No.1420371 >>1420362 I think it's mocking people who don't believe that the earth was created in 7 days... so obviously they think a day is billions and billions of years long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:03:56 2010 No.1420379 >>1420367 Yeah I can't figure out who he's making fun of here. Other than that "fossil" remark. Ouch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:04:56 2010 No.1420381 >>1420379 He's such a dick to his grandmother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:04:56 2010 No.1420383 File: 32 KB, 290x367, 20010507.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eve must have had a hard time giving birth to all those horses and whales and porcupines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:06:56 2010 No.1420387 >>1420367 Yeah, I think the guy at his birthday party is insulting his grandma, by calling her an old fuck? WTF....THIS IS GREAT! THIS GUY IS THE BEST TROLL EVER! HE MAKES CHRISTIANS LOOK SO DUMB!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:06:56 2010 No.1420389 >>1420383 Hint: Earth is not your mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:07:56 2010 No.1420392 >>1420383 ...fap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:07:56 2010 No.1420395 File: 51 KB, 468x653, 20090709.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GOD IS GOOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:07:56 2010 No.1420397 File: 36 KB, 290x306, 20010528.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God only accepts a perfect record. See you in hell, Christians.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:08:56 2010 No.1420403 File: 36 KB, 291x305, 20010611.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone is evil. This guy has a great positive worldview.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:09:56 2010 No.1420407 >>1420397 Adam and Eve only sinned in that they gained knowledge; they were being human. The only sure way into heaven is to stop being human by killing yourself. Oh wait, that's a sin too lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:09:56 2010 No.1420408 File: 164 KB, 735x642, Wolf_spider_attack_position.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420383 SPIDERS COMING OUT OF THE VAGINA! THATS WHAT I LEARNED IN BIBLE SCHOOL!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:10:56 2010 No.1420411 >>1420403 He's racist. He portrays all black people as completely retarded. inb4 they are

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:10:56 2010 No.1420412 File: 36 KB, 291x356, 20010716.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More willful ignorance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:11:56 2010 No.1420415 >>1420397 Whew... good thing Jesus death simultaneously forgave absolutely everybody's sin ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:11:56 2010 No.1420418 >>1420412 >tracts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:11:56 2010 No.1420420 >>1420412 What are dinosaur tracts?

>>	SATAN LOVES YOU ALL SATAN Fri Jul 16 22:12:56 2010 No.1420422 File: 164 KB, 1117x895, pentagram_satan22.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420395 I'm SATAN and I approve of this message

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:12:56 2010 No.1420424 >>1420412 Raptor jesus died for our sins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:12:56 2010 No.1420425 >>1420418 >reproductive tracts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:12:56 2010 No.1420426 >>1420407 Eating Jesus wafers grants you a get out of hell free card these past couple of millennia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:13:56 2010 No.1420430 File: 47 KB, 297x384, 20010820.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How is this doing anything besides making fun of Christians?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:13:56 2010 No.1420431 This made me hate 4chan a little. I'm thinking of leaving /sci/ permanently. I can't believe mods let's this post get away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:13:56 2010 No.1420433 >>1420424 ...and apparently sauropod John the Baptist shows people the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:14:56 2010 No.1420437 >>1420431 Mods? On /sci/? Where can I get some of what you're smoking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:14:56 2010 No.1420440 >>1420431 You just broke a commandment of the Lord our m00t by profaning 4chan.

>>	SATAN Fri Jul 16 22:15:56 2010 No.1420442 File: 93 KB, 800x600, 1277866606167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420426 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:15:56 2010 No.1420445 >>1420431 >mods AHAH LOL MAN I DO ACID TOO BRO

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:15:56 2010 No.1420446 File: 42 KB, 290x389, 20011001.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That would be how science works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:16:56 2010 No.1420450 >>1420430 It is, it's making fun of Christians who don't follow his view of how long creation took. When you're futher right than Attila the Hun, everyone looks like a commie bastard to be mocked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:16:56 2010 No.1420452 >>1420442 I'd rather be the Theist in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:17:56 2010 No.1420453 File: 79 KB, 800x724, a8df43c340d2b12c0fcbf7478b797568dd361f5d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420442 You faggot >:[ Fuck that theist, I want to be in that position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:17:56 2010 No.1420456 >>1420452 I think I would rather be the atheist of deist personally...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:18:56 2010 No.1420460 File: 57 KB, 291x356, 20011224.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck? This one isn't even true within the context of the Bible. Jesus wasn't born until a long time after the whole six days of creation shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:18:56 2010 No.1420461 >>1420452 >>1420453 Submissive hivemind. Passive brofist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:18:56 2010 No.1420465 >>1420446 the 1st Peter quote is: >For, "All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of the Lord stands forever." And this is the word that was preached to you.

SATAN LOVES THE TROLLS SATAN Fri Jul 16 22:19:56 2010 No.1420466
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>>1420079
>>1420431

sameshittytroll who thought posting this would offend anyone

IT IS FUNNY AND ACTUALLY MAKES FUN OF THE RELIGIOUS! POST MORE FAGGOT!
SATAN LOVES TO LAUGH!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:19:56 2010 No.1420469 File: 119 KB, 480x640, Sisters Before Misters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420461

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:19:56 2010 No.1420470 >>1420460 Jesus existed long before he was born.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:19:56 2010 No.1420472 File: 58 KB, 292x363, 20020114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes, nothing ate anything else and every creature was vegan back in the day. Modern corruption leads to carnivores!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:21:56 2010 No.1420476 >>1420472 as opposed to, for example, vitamin B deficiency

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:22:56 2010 No.1420482 >>1420466 It's just too retarded, even for 4chan. That's why It made me hate. I just cant stand any more of this tomfoolery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:22:56 2010 No.1420484 File: 43 KB, 289x372, 20020402.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Proving nothing except that Adam and Eve produced hundreds of autistic children by reusing the same incestuous genetic slurry over and over.

>>	Warden !/XflYWrXB6 Fri Jul 16 22:22:56 2010 No.1420486 Most people in the US think a laser is concentrated sound, so I'm not surprised by the stupid on this board anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:23:56 2010 No.1420491 >>1420470 >Implying Jesus actually existed LMAO, hey do you know the guy who wrote these funny comics? Why does he hate your religion so much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:23:56 2010 No.1420492 >>1420482 Then go away and kill some Christians. Take as many of them out before they get you! Godspeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:24:56 2010 No.1420496 >>1420486 >>1420486 Yesterday I thanked my parents for not moving to USA. Fuck I'm so grateful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:25:56 2010 No.1420500 >>1420491 Jesus did exist. Just like Muhammad existed. Derp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:26:56 2010 No.1420511 >>1420491 In christian theology dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:26:56 2010 No.1420513 >>1420500 OHH I GET IT DERP DERP DERP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:28:56 2010 No.1420522 File: 18 KB, 300x201, 1275417294017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420492 OK!

>>	Warden !/XflYWrXB6 Fri Jul 16 22:28:56 2010 No.1420523 Is there a religion Froum for you people to troll?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:28:56 2010 No.1420525 >>1420486 >Most people in the US think a laser is concentrated sound lolwut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:30:56 2010 No.1420536 >>1420523 There was a christchan a while back, dunno whether it's still around though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:31:56 2010 No.1420539 become a fan of the After Eden - Religious Webcomics page on facebook!!! :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:31:56 2010 No.1420541 >>1420486 I've never heard that before in my life. No one thinks that. Nor should anyone think that people think that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:32:56 2010 No.1420547 File: 13 KB, 190x254, 0116hang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420523 ITT: Butthurt christfag It is not my fault you still have imaginary friends. Maybe it is time to grow up little guy, or you can always hang yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:34:56 2010 No.1420557 I read these were actually a parody somewhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:34:56 2010 No.1420558 >>1420539 >>1420079 The majority of his fans are actually atheists who find his comics highlarious!

>>	Warden !/XflYWrXB6 Fri Jul 16 22:35:56 2010 No.1420564 >>1420541 >>1420541 http://people-press.org/report/528/

>>	Warden !/XflYWrXB6 Fri Jul 16 22:36:56 2010 No.1420570 >>1420547 I'm not religious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:37:56 2010 No.1420581 >>1420558 How? it's so disgusting, the puns just hit's right on the nerve.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:39:56 2010 No.1420589 >>1420581 Nope, most of this comics are incoherent gibberish. Its like a child wrote this shit. He actually ends up making the religious look bad and ignorant if anything. (Just read a couple nd you will see what I mean)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:40:56 2010 No.1420594 >>1420412 These have to be anti-creationist comics. They don't even make sense otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:41:56 2010 No.1420598 >>1420589 Your sarcasm detector is broken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:43:56 2010 No.1420603 >>1420486 [citation needed] Americans are retarded but not that much. How would one even come to that conclusion? Stop making shit up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:43:56 2010 No.1420606 >>1420598 Actually, I think your sarcasm emitter is broken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:43:56 2010 No.1420611 >>1420598 Yeah, I have been laughing so hard at direct retardation for the last hour! My more higher forms of humor must be outta wack. Sorry!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:46:56 2010 No.1420623 >>1420606 Yeah, all higher forms of humor have been impared by reading this shit....LMAO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:47:56 2010 No.1420626 File: 45 KB, 290x350, 20020218.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] herpa dur derp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:47:56 2010 No.1420628 File: 39 KB, 291x342, 20100507.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Warden !/XflYWrXB6 Fri Jul 16 22:48:56 2010 No.1420631 >>1420603 Citation already provided.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:48:56 2010 No.1420633 >>1420631 We know Americans are stupid. We are asking for a citation for that specific claim. It is not on that webpage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:49:56 2010 No.1420635 File: 42 KB, 291x328, 20100528.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:49:56 2010 No.1420640 >>1420623 >>1420623 I can't see what's so humorous in this disgusting content..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:50:56 2010 No.1420641 File: 24 KB, 498x497, smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420079 Can you get these comics for free? I would love to give these to my nephew to teach him how stupid christfags are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:51:56 2010 No.1420645 >>1420641 http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:53:56 2010 No.1420652 >>1420635 LMAO, its like he sits alone writing these for himself, not even trying to reach an audience. Im sure in his sick mind they all make sense to him and him alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:53:56 2010 No.1420655 You guys are too full of rage. Chill out and learn to tolerate each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:53:56 2010 No.1420656 File: 38 KB, 291x352, 20030602.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can somebody PLEASE explain this to me.

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:54:56 2010 No.1420657

>>1420603
>>1420603
Actually they are but so is the rest of the world. I cant find the original test but they asked all these science based questions and people failed hard (answered lasers are sound, antibiotics cure virus, pen dropped by astronaut on moon floats away ect) but all countries including Europe failed pretty bad not just Americans. Thought the Americans did do particularly bad with evolution based questions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:55:56 2010 No.1420659 >>1420656 I'm lost too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:56:56 2010 No.1420662 >>1420631 A single survey of 1005 people with a leading question that showed only 53% affirming to your statement? That's pretty weak evidence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:57:56 2010 No.1420666 >>1420656 People waste time arguing over meaningless things when we're all fallen creatures so it doesn't matter? That's all I can fathom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:57:56 2010 No.1420667 File: 98 KB, 864x864, 1276384142936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420645 It has a link to the "Creation Museum", I almost choked to death from laughter!

>>	Quiz Fri Jul 16 22:58:56 2010 No.1420670 File: 61 KB, 659x100, 2elbj0m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420662 But evidence all the same. I'm not saying this is totally conclusive, just that the stupid no longer surprises me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:58:56 2010 No.1420675 >>1420383 Well I wasn't born on Pangaea so I don't know what he's getting at

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:59:56 2010 No.1420680 File: 28 KB, 600x480, whos-awesome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420666 >we're all fallen creatures FUCK, YOU ARE A COMIC LEGEND! I SPIT MY MILK OUT! THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY! LMAO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 22:59:56 2010 No.1420681 File: 93 KB, 677x335, Maxium-trolling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this guy is the ultimate troll

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:00:56 2010 No.1420682 You guys realize this is satire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:00:56 2010 No.1420685 >>1420682 but see, it is completely serious, that's why it is so funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:01:56 2010 No.1420687 File: 13 KB, 375x295, 1277952572906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >y mfaec

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:01:56 2010 No.1420690 >>1420631 http://people-press.org/report/528/ it's on this page notice that 57% of men get it right, but only 37% of women do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:02:56 2010 No.1420695 >>1420681 who is trolling who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:03:56 2010 No.1420701 File: 37 KB, 370x300, 1273187950957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420687 >y mfaec

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:03:56 2010 No.1420702 >>1420670 I guarantee that if the question was "Do lasers work by concentrating light?" a majority would answer yes. It's more of a matter of people being bad at being tested than thinking lasers are sound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:03:56 2010 No.1420703 >>1420695 the guy that makes the comics i read somewhere its actually satire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:04:56 2010 No.1420710 >>1420695 He is trolling everyone. I am a christian and really have to wonder what he smoked.

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:06:56 2010 No.1420723

>>1420681
>>1420687
No one is being TROLLED.
We are all making fun of his retarded comics.
They really are very funny, in a "bat-shit makes no fucking sense crazy" kinda way.

He makes christfags look very very bad. There is also a big chance it is all satire (he is acting stupid on purpose, to show the stupidity of christfags)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:08:56 2010 No.1420740 File: 378 KB, 381x485, Atomic_Rage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420635 SLKEJRLEWKJLKSJFKLSJ FFFFFFRAAAGHGHGHGH

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:08:56 2010 No.1420742 >>1420723 Even if it's satire, it's still fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:10:56 2010 No.1420749 File: 32 KB, 290x306, 20010625.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're not allowed to use opposable thumbs to mock evolution if you don't believe in it in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:13:56 2010 No.1420769 File: 1006 KB, 135x95, Ernie_Stare_Animated.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420749 This... is not funny. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. OP, I WILL HURT YOU. AGTHP

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:16:56 2010 No.1420785 File: 41 KB, 291x323, 20020520.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:17:56 2010 No.1420790

Attacking the first lines of the bible is fine. It is spoken tradition at best, that is, what father told to son in front of a fire for generations. It was not written on paper until much, much later.

Christianity stands for Christ, and his teachings. So far I haven't seen anybody say anything against what he said, thus you are not really opposing it. And with that, I rest my case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:18:56 2010 No.1420797 File: 39 KB, 289x305, 20020715.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one is hilarious when you consider that skunks evolved that particular defense.

>>	almostphysicist Fri Jul 16 23:19:56 2010 No.1420800 >>1420790 How about your implication that the entire religion is at best based on a gigantic, multi-generational game of telephone? Does that say enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:23:56 2010 No.1420829 Has there ever been a debate between the guy who makes these and Richard Dawkins? I'd like to see that..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:24:56 2010 No.1420831 File: 48 KB, 360x315, home%20page.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420790 The X-men stand for Charles Xavier and his teachings. I love fantasy too! Xavier could kick Jesus's ass any day of the week!

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:26:56 2010 No.1420836

>>1420800
Nope. From the second verse and onwards the entire thing was written text. A small comparison in the writing will tell you that the first two are very different from the rest (written by Moses).

And then we have the entire drama that god had with the jews, which was also zealously preserved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:27:56 2010 No.1420846 >>1420831 Except Xavier died and didn't resurrect. Oh wait. This is Marvel. People resurrect all the time because of the fucking reset buttons, deus ex machina and bullshit all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:28:56 2010 No.1420853 >>1420829 You still don't get it that this guy is making fun of creationist? They at worst would become drinking buddies.

>>	almostphysicist Fri Jul 16 23:28:56 2010 No.1420855 >>1420846 Wait, wait that sounds so familiar... What was this thread about again?

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:30:56 2010 No.1420862
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>>1420836
How about the fact that there is no Jesus, only a really watered down bastardized version of middle eastern gods and "prophetic" hearsay written over 300 years after it supposedly happened. Enjoy your mythical sandnigger delusion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:30:56 2010 No.1420863 File: 35 KB, 290x324, 20041025.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No mention of the fact that she's his sister...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:32:56 2010 No.1420871 File: 17 KB, 260x328, Dan Lietha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420829 But that would be unfair. The guy who made these comics appear to have down-syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:33:56 2010 No.1420873 >>1420790 What case? A man nags at me like my a woman to do good things. Then he gets his ass beat by a bunch of humans. Some god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:35:56 2010 No.1420878 File: 43 KB, 290x305, 20050411.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess he never tried sealing it in rock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:35:56 2010 No.1420884 >>1420862 Still doesn't make sense why the diciples would choose martyrdom and frank opposition if they made him up. >>1420862 Bro, there is a problem with that. Jesus was born in the middle of summer. Not winter. Any theologist will tell you this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:36:56 2010 No.1420887 File: 55 KB, 400x639, 77017-19956-galactus_super.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420846 Times ressurected: Xavier - 3 Jesus - 1 Winner - Xavier

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:37:56 2010 No.1420895 >>1420836 Do you even know how the whole Bible was written and how which books were selected? You don't, and I know this for fact, because of the stupid shit you type.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:37:56 2010 No.1420896 >>1420887 Hey, Buffy's died and come back at least 4 times!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:38:56 2010 No.1420898 >>1420884 Also, the bible, as you know it, is older by far. All those myths predate it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:39:56 2010 No.1420903 >>1420895 It was written as the Infallible Word of God. Do you want me to start pulling out scripture on you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:39:56 2010 No.1420907 File: 5 KB, 175x219, Habeeb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Poe's law at its finest seriously most of us can't even tell if this is a really stupid creationist or a satire of creationism

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:40:56 2010 No.1420912 File: 102 KB, 504x672, humpty_dumpty_000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420884 Trying to make sense of poorly written fairytales? Can you tell me why Humpty sat on the wall in the first place? He knew he was a fucking egg!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:40:56 2010 No.1420915 >>1420884 >theologist Is that the new term that retarded creationists use to sound all smarty talky now? So, the whole "intelligent design" name didn't work out, eh? That's too bad, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:41:56 2010 No.1420916 File: 35 KB, 290x339, 20070122.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Awesome, mankind created crabs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:41:56 2010 No.1420920 File: 16 KB, 229x344, Mad_Mel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You all better learn to respect Jesus. If God sends a pack of niggers to rape you it will be your own dam fault!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:43:56 2010 No.1420930 File: 23 KB, 390x288, 1276473039110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420903 Yeah, I could use some D&D about now. ITT: Samefag who created this thread, thinking he was gonna troll /sci/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:44:56 2010 No.1420939 >>1420912 So you can't tell me why they did it? Peer pressure maybe? There has to be a logical explanation. >>1420915 Is that supposed to be a rebuke? Calling your opposition dumb doesn't earn you any points.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:44:56 2010 No.1420940 >>1420916 ...So why create humanity in the first place? Why not just cut your losses and kill off the first thousand or so sinners and send them all to hell rather than letting humanity procreate and in turn send billions of people to hell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:47:56 2010 No.1420966 >>1420912 Shut up! Humpty Dumpty was brave to go up on that wall. He knew the risks but he took them so all of humanity could be saved from their stupid sinful ways. Humpty Dumpty was a true an hero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:47:56 2010 No.1420970 File: 33 KB, 646x501, 1269379341075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420939 Logical explanation in works of fiction? Do you understand what "fiction" means? >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiction

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:47:56 2010 No.1420972 File: 21 KB, 300x421, God.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420940 Because I wanted to try and see what happened, child. Really. Do you have any reason as to why not to create stuff if you can?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:50:56 2010 No.1420989 >>1420972 no god, get out of 4chan what are you doing here you cannot off of cross gtfo

Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:50:56 2010 No.1420990

>>1420970
You are still not telling me whay they would start such a thing, and why they would endure it on the days where some dude with plants on his head demanded you to worship him as a god or else.

But that's alright. The way things are going, you are going to deny the roman circus, executions and even if the church started back then or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:51:56 2010 No.1420993 File: 61 KB, 412x600, HumptyDumptyWEB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420966 The one true MESSIAH! Humpty Dumpty had a "great fall" for all our sins! Praise Humpty!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:52:56 2010 No.1420999 >>1420966 >was a true an hero That's not right.

>>	SATAN LOVES GOD SATAN Fri Jul 16 23:53:56 2010 No.1421004 File: 642 KB, 750x1061, 1276117609070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420972 I thought I told you to stay in your room Pete. Your gonna get the belt for this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:53:56 2010 No.1421007 >>1420993 Preach it brother Anon! Humpty Dumpty knew he couldn't be resurrected. Jesus pussied out and got his dad to bring him back to life. Humpty died like a real man. All the Kings Horses and All the Kings Men...

>>	SATAN IS CONFUSED SATAN Fri Jul 16 23:55:56 2010 No.1421017 File: 110 KB, 407x405, 1277840757977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1420990 Start what? I am not the guy you were talking to before. I have no idea what you are asking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 16 23:55:56 2010 No.1421018 File: 72 KB, 490x350, godd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1421004 Shut up you whore. We are in this mess because of you in the first place.

>>	Dead Pope Fri Jul 16 23:59:56 2010 No.1421029 File: 34 KB, 400x400, 121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1421018 FUCK OFF SATAN is my Nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 00:03:56 2010 No.1421052 This thread was funny. Now it's just a bunch of pro god/anti god bickering. Later guys.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 00:04:56 2010 No.1421054
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The Original Sin for retards and why we need puppet socks to have it explained to us (read: Genesis):

Back then, God thought that man, unlike his other creations, would follow a simple order of not doing X thing. Man, of course, was tempted by the idea of being a god himself. But disobeying God was not the original sin. Nor was knowledge. It wasn't even trying to become gods. It was not being able to take responsibility for our own shit. The best men and women could do was point fingers at each other.

Notice how God didn't have an ounce of patience with Satan. He didn't ask explanations. He cursed him and that was that.

That's it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 00:21:56 2010 No.1421145 >>1420422 where's the money you owe me ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 01:35:56 2010 No.1421562 >>1420896 No, only twice... >>1420635 In a way, they are totally right.

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