/sci/ - Science & Math

[No.1418890]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
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Me: hello i have a couple questions about the mormon faith
Agent [Andrew] is ready to assist you.
Andrew: Hello, my name is Andrew.
Andrew: How may I help you?
Me: what is Kolob in relation to the mormon faith?
Andrew: It is an example to show that there is order in all things
Me: i see. so what, physically, is kolob?
Andrew: A star
Me: i see...speaking of space, imagine you were standing on the moon with a pen in your hand. You then let go of the pen. what happens to said pen?
Andrew: It would probably float since there is not much gravity on the moon
Me: but you acknowledge the moon does have a gravitational force, so why wouldnt it fall to the ground?
Andrew: Because it is not very great since the moon is smaller than the earth
Me: in order for it to float, that would mean there would have to be a force opposing the gravitational force of the moon. in your theory, what would this force be?
Andrew: I'm not sure
Me: that's because there isnt
Me: the pen would fall to the moon's surface
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Mormons need more science. /sci/ lets reveal mormon ignorancy of basic physics/chemistry/biology topics

[No.1418905]

other good topics:
dihydrogen monoxide
is light a particle or a wave?
if you release a helium balloon on the moon?

[Anonymous No.1418916]

I approve of this thread as it has potential.

Do proceed.

[No.1418927]

>>1418916
come on /sci/, need more participants

[No.1418930]

waiting for a representative

[Anonymous No.1418931]

>>1418890


/sci/ trolling??? brilliant i say!!

[Anonymous No.1418934]

Currently asking about dihydrogen monoxide...

[Anonymous No.1418938]

Todd: How may I help you?
Me: I was wondering if Jesus was a raptor or not?
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[No.1418942]

>>1418938
way to go....

[No.1418947]

another good topic to ask about:
evolution and dinosaurs

[Anonymous No.1418952]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
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Me: What it do todd
Me: how are you
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[No.1418964]

>>1418952
Todd is a nigger

[Anonymous No.1418965]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
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Agent [Seth] is ready to assist you.
Me: hello, Seth
Seth: Hello, my name is Seth. How may I help you?
Me: i have a question about the church
Seth: Ok, what is your question?
Me: are members permitted to use substances like dihydrogen monoxide while being an active member of the church?
Seth: What does that do?
Me: it promotes good health, keeps the body working, but unfortunately too much of it can be fatal - really, doctors have called it a miracle substance
Seth: Well, I am not familiary with it.
Me: okay then, i was just curious - i've actually developed a dependency on it over the past few years, and i don't really want to give it up
Me: but if you don't know, it's alright

[No.1418972]

>>1418965
LOL
dammit seth....fucking mormons are dumb

[No.1418985]

>>1418965
win!

[Anonymous No.1418986]

>>1418972
12 year old detected

[Anonymous No.1418989]

Guys don't be rude, I'm pretty fucking sure they will just stop answering otherwise. Troll wisely, we're not /b/.

[Anonymous No.1418991]

>>1418972
>>1418985
OBVIOUS fucking samefag

[Anonymous No.1418997]

>>1418965
i lol'd

[Anonymous No.1418999]

>>1418938
lold

[Anonymous No.1419005]

>>1418991
i think they are not samefag. at least not obvious at all.

[Anonymous No.1419016]

I cannot get the chat to work...

[No.1419049]

bump for justice

[No.1419052]

>>1418989
and this....

[Anonymous No.1419054]

>>1418965
the rest of it?

[Anonymous No.1419059]

>>1418938

haha

[Anonymous No.1419066]

>>1418965

LOL nice!

[Anonymous No.1419074]

Me: Hello.
Kendra: Hello! This is Kendra and Patricia
Kendra: How are you today?
Me: I'm fine, thank you.
Agent [Patricia] has joined the chat.
Me: I wanted to know if it was contradictory to Christianity to believe in evolution?

Have been waiting for two hours for a response.

[Anonymous No.1419081]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
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Agent [Hayde] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hello
Hayde: Hello, my name is Hayde.
Me: Hi I have a couple of questions about the faith...
Agent [Jordana] has joined the chat.
Hayde: ok
Me: I just wondered, I mean if our world is so special, why do we have so many thousands of other stars in the universe? Is it so we can have something pretty to look at?
Me: Or is it to predict our fortune?
Hayde: is to give us light
Me: Oh really
Me: Ok I have another question, this is really bugging me.
Me: WE know that fire can only occur where there is oxygen. You can't light fire underwater, or in space. But why do suns burn, then?
Jordana: We don't know.
Jordana: But Roary, did you have any questions about anything you saw on mormon.org?
Me: Oh I was just wondering about science and faith. How much do you guys like science?
Me: It's sort of a hobby for me
Me: Like is this a gift from GOD?
Me: Or is it a bad thing
Hayde: God gave to us inteligence and all the good things come from him
Me: Why do mammals, like ants, have intelligence? Are they here to help us?
Hayde: we will love to explain to you more about the basic beliefs of the church
Hayde: would you like it ?
Me: No thank you, I'm bored now.

[Anonymous No.1419086]

>>1419074
>>1419081
>my face when you each get 2 mormons and i can't get 1

[Anonymous No.1419104]

[Anonymous No.1419123]

Braden: We do believe in a creator
Braden: That God created the Earth and all the things on it
Me: awesome. Then how do explain Stephen Hawking's hypothesis that if you allow for time to be represented as a complex number then the need for a beginning disappears, and thus the need for a creator. A beautiful symmetry exists in five dimensional space which allows us to travel through four dimensional manifold on the surface of a five dimensional sphere, and that these theoretical predictions so closely match the observations made by modern astrophysicist that it almost seems too beautiful for an intelligent designer.
Braden: What do you mean?
Me: There is no beginning to the universe, it has been and always been here. No creator. The Big Bang Theory allows for the possibility that time has no beginning, it approaches a place where we can't get through, but it takes on imaginary values and continues none the less.
Me: kinda pretty isn't it?
Me: but there is no designer. QED
Me: sorry
Braden: Okay
Braden: So, what's your question?

[Anonymous No.1419157]

>>1419123
HAHA OH WOW

[Anonymous No.1419178]

>>1419081
>Me: WE know that fire can only occur where there is oxygen. You can't light fire underwater, or in space. But why do suns burn, then?
>Jordana: We don't know.

[Anonymous No.1419180]

>>1418890
FUCK AWESOME THREAD!

[Anonymous No.1419181]

>>1419123

That's a rather lovely one.

[Anonymous No.1419196]

>>1419081
>Me: Why do mammals, like ants, have intelligence? Are they here to help us?
trololol
i lol'd

[Anonymous No.1419198]

Goddamit Nate, don't be a faggot and answer.

[Anonymous No.1419205]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Nate] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hello
Me: Are you there miss?
Me: I have been interested in joinind this church for quite a time.
Me: Mypast church has not given me the spiritual counsel I need.
Me: But I suffer from a condition called Gerontophilia that renders me unable to go outside and have much scial contact.
Me: Including assisting to church.
Me: Nate are you there?
Me: Nate

Fuckers are catching on.

[Anonymous No.1419214]

wait a few days then come back and troll them.

[Anonymous No.1419216]

>>1419205
Me: Please respond.
Me: Nate
Me: NATE
Me: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: I'M DYING
Me: TAKE CARE OF THE FARM FOR ME
Me: PLEASE

Goddomit Nate.

[Anonymous No.1419242]

They are all just 19 year-olds fresh out of high school maybe a year of college. Don't expect too much out of them /sci/

[Anonymous No.1419252]

Ex-mormon here, you should try and pick stuff more closer to their religion to troll about, magic underwear, pentagrams on the salt lake temple, book of Abraham not translated correctly etc...

[omgirl No.1419253]

FUNNY SHIT! 10000000/10000000

[Anonymous No.1419258]

I once met a mormon undergrad majoring in physics. Would've trolled him but he probably knows more than me about physics.

They surprisingly pleasant people, actually.

[Anonymous No.1419259]

>>1419252
Please elaborate, give us some trolling ammunition.

[Anonymous No.1419260]

I'm going to tattoo this sentence into my forehead:

>imagine you were standing on the moon with a pen in your hand. You then let go of the pen. what happens to said pen?

[Anonymous No.1419262]

>>1419252
Lol'd

[Anonymous No.1419263]

>>1419258
see
>>1419252
i just finished my undergrad in physics

[Anonymous No.1419283]

>>1419252
'nother exmormon here. Here's some good mormon-specific troll material:
http://www.mormonthink.com/scienceweb.htm

[Anonymous No.1419287]

>>1419259

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Abraham

"Mormon Egyptologists have speculated that the Book of Abraham may not be a literal translation of these papyri, and that the papyri were not written by the hand of Abraham. Non-Mormon Egyptologists generally consider the Book of Abraham to be unrelated to the text of the papyri which are portions of Egyptian funerary texts, dating to about the first century BC.[4] Non-Mormon Egyptologists say the papyri text bears no resemblance to the translation given by Joseph Smith"

[Anonymous No.1419288]

>>1419263
Porter? Or a friend of his?

[Anonymous No.1419296]

>>1419263
I'm >>1419283
I'm a 3rd year Physics undergrad.

[Anonymous No.1419302]

>>1419258

>I once met a mormon undergrad minoring in social-sciences. Would've trolled him but I'm retarded as well.

>They surprisingly degenerate people, actually.

Fix'd

[Anonymous No.1419306]

>>1419288

Doesn't ring a bell

[Anonymous No.1419311]

Protect your children from religion.

[Anonymous No.1419317]

Agent [Bryan] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hello.
Bryan: Hello, my name is Bryan.
Bryan: How may I help you?
Me: I was wondering what the magic underwear are about.
The chat session has ended.

[Anonymous No.1419324]

>>1419317
You have to lead into it. Create a nice, legit convo going before slapping on the hard-hitting material. "Foot in the door effect."

[Anonymous No.1419333]

>>1419324
I am eternally grateful, my master. I one day hope to be as experienced and enlightened as you.

[Anonymous No.1419335]

>>1419317

you probably try citing the temple vidoes

http://www.concernedchristians.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=336&Item
id=14

try maybe
" Adam, here is some of the fruit of that tree. It is delicious to the taste and very desirable. " How desirable is the fruit? Anything that lets them know you know something you shouldn't

[Anonymous No.1419364]

Aren't most Mormons inbreed due to polygamy?

[Anonymous No.1419367]

>>1419364
not really, the majority of mormons are from converts and their families and polygamy was stopped by the US government quite a while ago.

[Anonymous No.1419383]

>>1419364
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3659/is_199410/ai_n8722256/

[Anonymous No.1419421]

Latter-day Saints have a long standing criticism of our ministry because when teaching on Mormonism, we often reveal portions of the secret Mormon Temple ceremony. While they don't like anything we say, this sometimes seems to upset them the most. At one seminar, about fifteen Mormon missionaries stood in unison and walked briskly out of the auditorium when the subject of the ritual was discussed.

The temple ceremony is one of the most important events in the life of a Mormon. To participate, the Mormon must go before his Bishop and Stake President for interviews to determine his personal "worthiness." To pass, he must be a full tithe payer; must not smoke, drink coffee or tea; must not possess any "anti-Mormon" literature (like the Watchman Expositor) and if he has already "received his endowments," must wear the authorized Mormon Temple undergarments constantly. Those who successfully comply with these and a host of other questions, receive the coveted "temple recommend," a card which certifies their worthiness and allows them entrance into a Mormon Temple.

[Anonymous No.1419425]

>>1419421

10% tax to watch a crappy movie and see a fancy building

[Anonymous No.1419430]

>implying they aren't recording your ip

[Anonymous No.1419438]

The vast majority of Mormons never reach this level of commitment and can never receive their endowments and be married and sealed to their spouse for "time and all eternity," in this life -- an important part of the ritual.

The Temple Ceremony
Those that do reach that goal are exposed to a ceremony similar in many aspects to Free Masonry. Joseph Smith and Brigham Young were Masons and "borrowed" a number of blood oaths, and secret handshakes from the Masonic Lodge (see Mormonism, Magic & Masonry, Jerald and Sandra Tanner; Mormonism & Freemasonry: The Illinois Episode, Mervin B. Hogan).

[Anonymous No.1419440]

>>1419421
So what happens during the ceremony?

[Anonymous No.1419441]

>>1419430
>Implying I'm not behind 7 proxies.

[Anonymous No.1419448]

First, the men and women are separated and go to their respective dressing areas where they remove their clothing and place over their heads a white sheet open on both sides with a hole for the head in the center. They then are lead to the "washing and anointing room" where various parts of the body are ceremoniously clean¬sed and anointed by a temple worker while a corresponding "blessing" is said over each area of the body that it may function as God intended.

Also, once inside the temple, the participants or "patrons" are lead through a series of blood oaths of secrecy. In these oaths they promise that the ritual will never be divulged even under penalty of death. The sign or corresponding penalty of the First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood involves the Mormon cupping his left hand while placing his right thumb under his left ear then drawing it quickly across his throat to his right ear and then dropping both hands to his side. This represents having one's throat cut from ear to ear.

[Anonymous No.1419461]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Elliott] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hi Elliott!
Elliott: Hello, my name is Elliott.How may I help you?
Me: Hi, I do not know too much about your religion and I was wondering if you could help shed some light for me?
Elliott: You can read all about our beliefs in Mormon.org
Me: I have tried reading through various pages but it only makes me more confused.
Elliott: So you have some questions.. Thats what you mean
Me: yes.
Me: According to your religion just what exactly happens after you die?
Elliott: When we die out soul and our bodies are seperated and our soul goes to a place called the spirit world
Me: Oh, similar to many other religions...
Me: How do you know this though? And how do you know your religion is correct?
Elliott: I learned about the religion and I thought about it and I asked God to tell me if it was the true religion
Me: I've read that Satan often tries to tempt us into sin. How do you know it wasn't really him who you contacted?

cont

[Anonymous No.1419463]

>>1419440
see
>>1419335

They make covenants with God and the church, basically agree to live the commandments they already do. In return they receive signs and tokens (hand gestures and shakes) that must be given to the keepers of heaven to pass into God's presence. Most important is that they must do this to have an eternal marriage. And have their families be forever.

[Anonymous No.1419467]

Another portion of the ceremony presents Satan trying to deceive Adam and Eve by hiring a Christian pastor who preaches "the orthodox religion." This is a not too subtle attempt to link orthodox Christian doctrine and ministers directly to Satan. The Christian doctrines of God being Spirit (John 4:24) and of a literal Hell (Luke 16:22-26) are particularly singled out at this point for ridicule. (see What's Going On In There by Chuck and Dolly Sackett)

With just this very brief description of a small portion of the Temple ritual, it is little wonder why Mormons prefer to keep the ceremony "in house" and why it is not a featured part of their vast public relations campaign. If I was participating in a ritual like this, I would want to keep it a secret too.

[Anonymous No.1419476]

>>1419448

there are no blood oaths and that whole paragraph is false, but keep going.

[Anonymous No.1419483]

>>1419461

Elliott: The scriptures say that good things come from God, and bad things from Satan. Satan will not tell me to worship God
Me: Hmm I see. But what if all modern religions are actually the work of Satan to distract us from discovering the one "true" religion?
Elliott: There are some religions that do that
Me: What if Mormonism is one? Have you pondered this at all?
Elliott: No
Elliott: Mormonism is not one
Me: How can you be so sure though?
Elliott: Because there is no other religion that has a true belief in the Bible
Me: What if the Bible is one of Satan's many ways of distracting us? Like, how can we be so quick to trust it?
Elliott: Satan will never tell us to worship God and to do good
Me: But aren't right and wrong completely subjective? Like say something that seems right to us mortals might be completely immoral to someone of a higher thinking i.e. Satan.
Elliott: No
Me: Why?
Elliott: Because that is why the Bible and the Book of Mormon were written to show us what is right and what is wrong
Me: Exactly, what if those were influenced by Satan?
Elliott: They are not
Elliott: Satan was cast outof heaven
Me: How do you know that?
Elliott: The scriptures
Me: You are only reinforcing my hypothesis. How do you know those weren't written by Satan?
Elliott: Because Satan can't write. He is a spirit
Me: Neither can God, that is why the Bible and Book of Mormon were written by Man.
Elliott: Ok you can believe what you want to believe
The chat session has ended.

[Anonymous No.1419484]

As incredible as it may sound to non-Mormon ears, Latter-day Saints believe their temple ceremony is a restoration of those practiced in the Old and New Testaments. They think that Moses, David, Isaiah, and even Jesus, performed these same LDS ordinances during Biblical times in the Tabernacle, Solomon's Temple, Herod's Temple, etc.

However, near the end of his earthly ministry when brought before the High Priest, Jesus said, "I spake openly to the world, I ever taught in the synagogue, and in the temple, whither the Jews always resort, and in secret have I said nothing," (John 18:20). Jesus never participated in secret rituals. His teachings, including those "in the temple" were spoken "openly."

[Anonymous No.1419486]

>>1419467

Also bullshit

[Anonymous No.1419498]

True, portions of the Jewish temple were closed to the Gentiles, women, and even most Jews. The Holy of Holies was reserved for one man only, the high priest, and then only once a year. But the difference is that everyone knew exactly what took place in the Jewish Temples. It was no secret. A detailed step-by-step description of each temple activity is recorded in the Bible for everyone -- Christian, Mormon, or Atheist to see. And it bears no resemblance to the Mormon Temple Ritual!

Mormons often answer that the reason the Temple ceremony should not be discussed in public is not because it is secret but because it is sacred. They maintain that theirs is not a secret ritual at all but simply a "sacred ceremony."

[Anonymous No.1419514]

>>1419448
>>1419438
lol wat?

Mormon here, not even ex, although haven't been to church in about 5 years. (age 23)

I'm about 93% sure none of this happens, at all. Closest thing I can think of is Baptism for the Dead, where you put on white one piece pajama type things and are baptized by immersion for a number of people's ancestors who never had the opportunity to be baptized, at which point in their afterlife thing they can choose to accept or not accept their baptism.

[Anonymous No.1419524]

>>1419484

They make the distinction between secret and sacred. Just like their temples are open to all, as long as you are willing to be clean and sacred according to their standards. Pearls before swine to quote jesus.

[Anonymous No.1419537]

>>1419514

I've pointing out where he is wrong and its about the second half of what he has said.

[Anonymous No.1419538]

I want to be buried as a Mormon so that there is one more dead Mormon in the world.

[Anonymous No.1419545]

>>1419483

[Anonymous No.1419552]

>>1419483

It works.

[Anonymous No.1419558]

>>1419483
>Elliott: Because Satan can't write. He is a spirit

[Anonymous No.1419559]

>>1419524
do the think
>think that Moses, David, Isaiah, and even Jesus, performed these same LDS ordinances during Biblical times in the Tabernacle, Solomon's Temple, Herod's Temple, etc
?

[Anonymous No.1419569]

>>1419559

If you knew the ordinance you would understand it doesn't NEED to take place in a temple, its just preferred to. Since it can't be even proven that Jesus existed who is to say what he did or didn't due when he was off the record.

[Anonymous No.1419584]

In Albania mormons are banned lol. Fuck your gods and your religion. You are not welcome here faggots.

[Anonymous No.1419588]

>>1419514
>You are Mormon
>haven't been to church in about 5 years

BULLSHIT!

Then you are not Mormon. Mormons keep very strict tabs on themselves, and they force you to sumbit to there teachings or else. They will ex-communicate you, and forbid your family members from talking to you, if they even suspect you are not following there rules.

Also, do you still wear the special underwere?
That shit is fucking highlarious. The whole religion is pretty highlarious actually.

I stayed at BYU for one summer, it was fucking terrible. Mormons are sick sick bastards, and there religion is pretty much brainwashing.

[Anonymous No.1419590]

>>1419569
So do they believe it took place in those temples and the Tabernacle?

[Anonymous No.1419599]

>>1419590

yes in its purity, but as Christianity was corrupted so were the temples. basically they covered their asses.

[Anonymous No.1419601]

>Mormon =/= Moron ?

>Extra M? Accident?

Think not.

[Anonymous No.1419606]

>>1419476
>hurp durp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K6n1PlTKQQ&feature=related

[Anonymous No.1419621]

>>1419588
>Then you are not Mormon. other words
still in their records, once every 3 months or so someone comes by to tell me that I'm still wanted and should go to church or something

Also only just recently moved out of parents place who, along with my brother and sister, are all still very active. They all talked to me.

>Also, do you still wear the special underwere?
Never had any

>I stayed at BYU for one summer, it was fucking terrible
Never been to BYU but looking at their rules, I'd agree.

[Anonymous No.1419636]

>>1419606
>implying youtube is the source of all truth
>hurp durp.

[Anonymous No.1419662]

more like op's response.. Post more dumb people.

[Anonymous No.1419663]

>>1419621
so you believe you are a sinner, and that you must repent to get into heaven?

[Anonymous No.1419671]

>>1419662
I'll do some more, just gimme some ideas.

[Anonymous No.1419677]

>>1419663
Don't even know what I believe, definitely have sins but as to getting into heaven or not meh, maybe later if I find some time to care.

[Anonymous No.1419683]

>>1419677

who wants mormon heaven anyways its like 24/7 church. hell is for me.

[Anonymous No.1419685]

>>1418890

1) They are not allowed to listen to music with bad words. All there music is edited by the church.

2) All there movies are edited by the church as well. They actually have special "mormon" movie stores in Utah, where they edit movies, and take out the violence, and anything that they think is "unmormon"

3) All there TV, and Internet is censored by the church. They only have certian channels you can get in UTAH (BYU). And the internt has a real strong filter so you cannot get anything the chruch doenst wnat you to see. You can't watch MTV, or go online to cnn.com! It is like they are fucking living in CHINA! You cant get information about the world!

3) You cannot go to get a drink if you are mormon. This is expected, the real starnge part is how they inforce that shit. At every "bar" you find in Salt Lake City you have to register. EVERYONE HAS TO REGISTER. Even if you are not mormon! This is to make sure the morons dont go. The Bars give the list of names to the Mormon Chruch and check for mormon on there.

[Anonymous No.1419690]

>>1419685

1 lies
2 lies
3 lies
4 lies

but nice try.

[Anonymous No.1419705]

Ask them why Joseph Smith shot his attackers 6 times and tried to escape from them.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7536721816080207172#

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Joseph_Smith,_Jr.

[Anonymous No.1419723]

>>1419685

>there music
>there movies
>there TV

I'm not usually a grammar Nazi or anything, but seriously, sort yourself out and learn English.

[Anonymous No.1419728]

>>1419723
Also
>3)
>3)

[Anonymous No.1419731]

>>1419636
Blood Atonement Doctrine: The belief, taught by the second Mormon Prophet, Brigham Young, that for certain sins the blood of Christ will not atone and for which the sinner’s own blood must be shed to receive forgiveness (Journal of Discourses, Vol. 4, p. 53). No longer taught by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the belief is often preached and sometimes practiced by members of Mormon Fundamentalist splinter groups. To this day, Utah allows condemned murders to face execution by firing squad rather than methods that do not shed the criminal’s blood, such as lethal injection or the electric chair.

>No longer taught

[Anonymous No.1419740]

>>1418890

1)
Everyday for about 2 hours, the mormon prophet speaks. This talk is broadcast thougout all of BYU. Like through the fucking intercoms! Everyone slows down what they are doing, and they listen to it like sheep. It is some scary shit.
They do this around most of the area as well.

2) You are not allowed to have beards or facial hair. This is unmormon.

3) The apartment situation is fucking crazy. Apartment buildings/complexes in the area are organized by gender. Hence an apartment complex that is all Male, is only rents to Males. There are certain rules if you want to bring guest of the opposite sex over. They cant go into your bedroom, can only be there for a couple of hour, it has to be during the daytime. THIS IS JUST FOR REGULAR FUCKING APARTMENTS! THE MORMON CHURCH CONTROLS EVERYTHING!
EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT MORMON!

MORMONS SHOULD BE EXTERMINTED!

[Anonymous No.1419748]

>>1419723
I don't give a fuck about grammer....sorry if that upsets you!

[Anonymous No.1419758]

>>1419740
>1)
never been to BYU, cannot comment

>2) You are not allowed to have beards or facial hair. This is unmormon.
HA HA HA HAHA OH LOL WHAT?

>3)
Don't know where you are talking about, if it's just general Utah, this is false. If it's BYU, most people there are Mormon so...

[Anonymous No.1419761]

>>1419748

unish fool then aware you and you sound educated are?

[Anonymous No.1419764]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Roger] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hello Roger
Roger: Hey theer..how are you doing?
Me: I was wondering
Me: if mormon's accepted science
Me: do they Roger, do they?
Roger: yes, we do
Roger: why is that?
Me: because well
Me: I never really understood magnets
Me: and so, Roger, how do mormon magnets work?
The chat session has ended.

Cunt.

[Anonymous No.1419766]

>>1419740

1) i went to byu and this is a lie
2)byu has a dress code yes, mormonism does not
3)only byu housing.

I'm all for mormon bashing but do it right.

[Anonymous No.1419777]

>>1419758
I am talking about BYU, the Provo area.
Yeah, it is highly censored, and everything is controlled by the church. It is Chruch run government.

Yeah, they made me shave my mustache and gotee when I went, EVEN THOUGH IM NOT FUCKING MORMON! I raged! I hated the whole fucking summer, I didnt learn a thing (it was an REU)! I just took there money, and stayed in my room waiting to get back to the "USA".

[Anonymous No.1419784]

>>1419777

mustaches are allowed, so I know you are lying.

[Anonymous No.1419788]

>>1419766
So where am I wrong? They dont drop everything and listen to the prophet?
Fuck off, you are just a Mormon trying to make your religion sound less crazy.

[Anonymous No.1419789]

>>1419766
No, its is pretty much all housing in Provo.

[Anonymous No.1419793]

>>1419777
sounds like they have discovered ultra trolling, and have achieved ludicrous butthurtz.

[Anonymous No.1419799]

>>1419788
Everyday for about 2 hours, the mormon prophet speaks

right there. He never talks for two hours straight and

Like through the fucking intercoms!

they also don't do that.

and im not a mormon. but i did endure a time at byu. you are just someone who didn't realize what he signed up for and are still pissed off.

[Anonymous No.1419806]

assk mormons about this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfjgl-L851M

[Anonymous No.1419811]

>>1419764
Nice work there, son.

Shouldn't you be getting back to /b/ now? We prefer funny and/or intelligent people here on /sci/.

[Anonymous No.1419812]

>>1419784
>http://services.byuh.edu/honorcode/Dress_and_Grooming

>The dress and grooming of both men and women should always be modest, neat, clean, and consistent with the dignity adherent to representing The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Inappropriate for Men
>Beards or noticeable (grubby) facial hair

That means they can tell you to cut off any facial hair they want. They often say mustaches are allowed, but will tell you to cut em off anyway.

[Anonymous No.1419818]

>>1419812

Their professors have mustaches, and they have to follow the same code, if they make you shave yours you are just pussy who doesn't know how to argue a point. I sported a mustache for several months and was never asked to shave it

[Anonymous No.1419820]

4chan you make life awesome

[Anonymous No.1419823]

>>1419799

Ohh, sorry Its 1 hour?
Who the fuck cares, its still the same shit.
Yeah, In alot of buildings they play that shit over intercom. What building were you in?

[Anonymous No.1419844]

>>1419818
The fucking point is that have control over your "appearence". Thats the point.

Ok, maybe its just beards, or whatever, the specifics dont fucking matter. The point is the Church basically dictates every aspect of life around the Provo area. WTF are you even trying to argue for?

[Anonymous No.1419847]

>>1419823

not even for an hour, and never daily. eyring science center

[Anonymous No.1419864]

>>1419844

if you go to provo you should expect somethings, especially byu. Since there is no reason to go to provo other than byu. I don't know why any sane person would go there. I only argue because you are over exaggerating their problems. They are bad enough without the exaggeration.

[Anonymous No.1419890]

>>1419847
Ohh, again you are nit picking the specifics. Ok, maybe only on Weekdays? Everyother day? Who the fuck cares!

The point is still the same, they all sit around "interrupting" there work to listen to the fucking prophet. Seriouly, that is bat-shit fucking insane. It makes perfect sense why Mormonism used to be outlawed, its too fucking stupid. Are you a Mormon by an chance?

Maybe /sci/ should have a new mormon related meme.

[Anonymous No.1419903]

>>1419890
>sit around "interrupting" there work

[Anonymous No.1419906]

>>1419890

seriously i have no idea what you are talking about, they have a devotional once a week for an hour, and it is almost never their prophet. Plus it isn't broadcast over the intercoms, only in select locations. And im not a mormon.

[Anonymous No.1419907]

>>1419864
Agreed, I just wish I knew how fucking terrible it was before I went (but no one tells you that shit). I would have never gone, no matter how much they paid me, if I knew how backwards it was.

Its been years so maybe there is a tad exageration or I forgot some specifics, but not by much.

[Anonymous No.1419908]

[Anonymous No.1419922]

>>1419903
So we got a bunch of MORMON GRAMMER NAZIS ON /SCI/?

U R A FAIL!

[Anonymous No.1419937]

>>1419906
>ITT: Mormon trying to make his religion sound less crazy

Care to explain the special underware?

[Anonymous No.1419950]

>>1419937

lol. like i said its crazy enough without exaggeration. and their crazy underwear is a reminder of their temple covenants and supposedly will protect them.

[Anonymous No.1419956]

Let's just go back to making fun of Mormons.
We can all agree they are retards!

[Anonymous No.1419962]

Victor's actually a pretty cool guy, Seth's a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.1419975]

>>1419956
secondeded.

[Anonymous No.1419976]

>>1419956
MY FETISH!

[Anonymous No.1420037]

>>1419123
Hey, can you point me in the direction of that paper/book/journal in which the Hawking wrote that?

[Anonymous No.1420183]

>>1420037
IIRC its in Universe in a Nutshell

[Anonymous No.1421759]

>>1420037
It's sort of a hypothesis he posed in A Brief History of Time, noting prefacing this with a "I have zero evidence but wouldn't it be cool if..." then noted how several observed properties aligned nicely with the theory and could be explained well. The idea gets started on page 117.

[Anonymous No.1421974]

Lotta lies in here, not much science.