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Why does /sci/ hate engineers so much? Is engineering not applying scientific principles to design technology?

>> No.1404575
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>> No.1404576

sci hates everything

>> No.1404578

Having sex with men is not "designing" anything. You can't even get them pregnant!

>> No.1404583

>>1404575
Fag.

>> No.1404584

Engineers work not for the love of science and human progress, but for money. They are everything we stand against.

>> No.1404587

>>1404575
But engineering can involve biology, chemistry, physics and mathematics

>> No.1404590

/sci/ loves engineering, it hates engineers. it shouldn't be hard to figure out why.

>> No.1404595

>>1404570

In all seriousness, /sci/ hating engineers is a meme. When /sci/ was a new board, there were 'pure' science vs engineering topics and the distribution between sides was close to 50/50, if not tipped towards engineers.

>> No.1404596

Engineering is awesome.

>> No.1404598

Fuck your shit

I wanna be able to support my family

>> No.1404599

>>1404570
Serious answer: we don't actually hate engineering (those who really hate it and seriously think they're all faggots are just pathetic underage cunts who didn't get the thing), it's all just constant large-scale trolling.

>> No.1404605

>>1404599
>>1404595
this

/thread

>> No.1404607

>>1404584
Sounds like a blatant stereotype. I love science and working with technology, why cannot I work in a field, which specializes in both, out of my love for it and not for the money?

>> No.1404609

>>1404598

>I want to support my family's shallow, excessive consumption and the corporate machine that's killing humanity

Fix'd

>> No.1404612

>>1404599
Ah. Thank you, good sir.

>> No.1404619

>>1404609

:|

Everything is killing humanity with you bastards

>> No.1404625

>>1404599
This.
Engineers were the biggest asses in my college.

>> No.1404632

>>1404625
Reading comprehension fail

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>> No.1404653

>>1404570
/sci/ doenst hate engineers. We need the little guys to do the grunt work. Engineers are needed in a modern society, just like janitors, and fast food workers. Thanks engineers!

>> No.1404654

>>1404570
/sci/ hates being inferior, but deep inside they wish to be an engineer.

>> No.1404656

>>1404645
Is it because engineers aren't antagonizing faggots?

Is that why you guys hate them?

Because they can understand a fucking clone came second?

Because they don't wanna play your bullshit philosophy games.

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>> No.1404658

>>1404599
>it's all just constant large-scale trolling.

This. It's also unfunny trolling, especially the "gay engineers" thing which is basically the "autistic minecrafters" thing from /v/ except even less funny.

FYI I am a molecular biologist, not an engineer.

>> No.1404663

>>1404584
This is what math biofag majors actually believe.

>> No.1404668

>>1404645
>Philosophy conferences

Circlejerks woo

>> No.1404669

Engineer here.
Nobody actually hates us.
There's just the few MechEng fags, but that's a given.

>> No.1404670

>>1404645
Moar

>> No.1404676

>>1404658

Except that neckbeard who play Minecraft really are autistic...

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>>1404570
WTF is your problem OP? why do you think /sci/ hates engineers?

There is nothing wrong with being gay, it is not an insult. We should accept engineers regardless of who they like to have sex with!

>> No.1404680

>>1404670
http://www.smbc-comics.com/

Have fun for the next few hrs

>> No.1404688

>>1404680
Thank you Anon

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>> No.1404691

>>1404658

As a gay, I find it insulting that /sci/ constantly compares engineers to homosexuals.

>> No.1404696

>>1404658
As a homosexual person I am insulted when people compare me to engineers.

>> No.1404697

>>1404669
By mech eng you meant mechanical right.

Because If you meant mechatronic i'm going to send a robot to kick your ass so hard it splits in two pieces.

>> No.1404701

>>1404691
>>1404696

Epic hivemind, I love you /sci/.

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>> No.1404706

>>1404691
>>1404696
Well executed samefag

>> No.1404707

>>1404706
Believe what you will.

>> No.1404711

>>1404678
WHOM

>> No.1404712

>>1404656
Actually, they don't play bullshit philosophy games, and I love them for it.

>> No.1404717

>>1404669
What's wrong with mechanical engineering?

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>>1404570
engineering

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Proof that the SMBC guy lurks /sci/.

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>>1404707

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>>1404570
CAN IT BE ENGINEERING TIEM NAO?

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>>1404632

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>>1404570
woot

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>>1404570
>>1404570
engiqueering time!

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>>1404570
>>1404570
sweet sweet engineering love

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>>1404724
finally some decent engineering

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>>1404719
And more.

>> No.1404753

Fuck. At my tech school the m/f ratio is Pi.

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>>1404741
be proud you are an engineer

PRIDE!

>> No.1404765

I AM AN ENGINEER AND I MUST ADMIT THAT I TOOK TWO DICKS IN MY MOUTH LAST NIGHT AFTER DESIGNING A PENDULUM THAT LIFTED MEN'S ASSES INTO THE RANGE OF MY COCK

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>> No.1404782

>>1404769

:|

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>>1404765
Now that is some might fine engineering brother!

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>>1404769
LMAO, yeah, he know all about the "engineering" lifestyle.

>> No.1404816

>>1404658
> It's also unfunny trolling, especially the "gay engineers" thing
I don't know what you're talking about, its fucking hilarious.

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good one

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>>1404570
Engineeering conferences = male orgy

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>>1404816
yeah, I enjoy a good engineer = faggot joke on occasion

>> No.1404883

On any other board being an engineer means you must be smart

on this one you love men and are mildly retarded

>> No.1404888

>>1404883

engineers are retarded. they do in the box thinking.... the box that we scientists created and think outside of.

>> No.1404889

>>1404883
What do you mean on 'this board'?

>> No.1404892

jerking off is applying scientific principles to biology, but the wankers are still in /s/h/b

>> No.1404904

>>1404888
What use is a box if you haven't done anything with it?

>> No.1404908

>>1404888
The same scientist that depend entirely on tools and machines designed and built by engineers?

Yeah I tought so...

>> No.1404915

>>1404888
Furthermore
>>1404904
ctnd.
Both engineering and science are vital to the modern world, this is like arguing whats more important oxygen or water??

>> No.1404928

Engineers and scientists go together like bread and butter. Even scientists enjoy a cock in their anus once in a while.

>> No.1404969

>>1404915
that was a shit analogy. It's more like architects and builders; you can draw plans for the greatest structures in the world, but without someone to build things with your plans they're nothing more than a casual interest.

>> No.1404980

>>1404928
A better analogy would be like peanut butter and chocolate.
I only say this because I'm making peanut butter + chocolate chip cookies.

>> No.1404984

>>1404969
Exaclty is like farmers and day laborers. If the engineers (day laborers) dont go pick the fruit in the fields, all of us starve!

>> No.1404989

>>1404928
well put

I think we should start a scientist pride movement to show it's ok to be a scientist AND a faggot

>> No.1405003

>>1404989
but there arent enough gay scientists. Maybe you should just join the engineers.

>> No.1405012

>>1404984
Well put, we need engineers to do the grunt work.

>> No.1405018

the gay engineers meme was created because people who consider their majors to be more of a "true science" than engineering have to get a phd to make half as much money as undergrad engineers.

the butthurt flows through math and physics majors so they start any job I want 300k starting threads to close a perceived wage gap and take every possible chance to discredit engineers, much like women like to bitch and moan about their wage gap. it's sad really.

>> No.1405023

eniggers

>> No.1405712

>>1405018
very butthurt

>> No.1405734

>>1405018
What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?

If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.

If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.

If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he proclaims the fire is "fabulous". He proceeds to call other engineers and they pour the water all over themselves while fucking eachother in the ass.

>> No.1405750

When this board was new, all I ever heard was that engineering is god tier. So I suppose people decided to just troll the masses by saying the opposite now.

>> No.1406266

>>1404570
what about aerospace engineering? its more science based right?

>> No.1406422

>>1405734

I am a mathematician, and I would throw piles of money onto the fire to smother it.

>> No.1406496

>>1404584

Although this isn't always true, its pretty much the reason I don't want to be an engineer anymore. I hate it when success is measured with your salary.

>> No.1406513

A combat engineer would kick all your asses... then blow up a bridge.

>> No.1406528

>>1406266
No, you will still end up grunt labor, doing repetitive tasks.

>> No.1406547

>>1406513
>>1406513
>A combat engineer would try and fuck all your asses... then blow you.

fix'ed

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>Post grad in Engineering
>any engineering job I want
>die at 62 from the diabeetus with 5.5mil in the bank

>> No.1406584

Even though I'm studying to be an engineer, I find this meme genuinely funny.

>> No.1406587

>>1406572
>maybe 10 years ago but good look in 2010/2011 America

>> No.1406589

>>1406587

>doesnt notice its in sweden

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>>1406584
ALL ENGINEERS ARE FAGGOTS EXCEPT YOU! YOU R A COOL DUDE! I HOPE YOUR LIFE IS FULLY OF PUSSY AND MONEY!

>> No.1406602

>>1406572
>engaged
>broke up
lol

>> No.1406603

I wish I was an engineer....I love the cock

>> No.1406615

>>1406602

Yeah, my little bitch also did the same with 3 guys.

>Found a guy
>you both like eachother!
>married
>his me with a brick
>leave him
>repeat ad nauism

>> No.1406620

>>1406424
This thread proves it

>> No.1406623

>>1406602

Also I had 90+ on the smart ass bar but my son was a retard, failed everything that came his way.

At least he is rich now

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I'm studying engineering.

I am extremely surprised at how many engineers are gay. Not like, money-grubbing gay or 4chan meme gay, but literally homosexual.

Given the number of females in our courses I guess I shouldn't be so shocked.