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So I go to the kitchen, and there's my brothers girlfriend in underwear and a t-shirt. She asks me "Some pasta? I made sauce too." I accept, and then she throws "So got any luck with girls? Hahah, just kidding, here, it's pesto sauce"

>mfw

>> No.1403755
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1403755

mfw reading this. then reporting it

>> No.1403787

my roommate's girlfriend always runs around my apartment topless

>> No.1403798

Same here.

...

Baw,

>> No.1403799
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1403799

>my face when you foreigners probably overcook pasta

>> No.1403822

Cool story bro

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1403833

mfw she probably didn't make pesto, but just tipped it out of a jar.

>> No.1403834

have YOU got any luck with girls, /sci/?

>> No.1403841

>>1403834
Yes. I'm very lucky with girls, they usually avoid me so I don't have to deal with all their crap.

>> No.1403850

>>1403841
all their crap being sex?

>> No.1403853

>>1403850
and pasta with pesto sauce?

>> No.1403863

my roommate is a weeaboo and his girlfriend is malaysian

her accent is thick and annoying as fuck and I can't tell what she is saying. but she cleans the apartment when she comes over and makes some badass dinner so she's alright.

every couple months we have a couple other guys over and get some coke and we even got her to do a couple lines one time. it was funny.

>> No.1403865

>_>

my face when engineers complain about lack of female companions

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1403911

If I was OP I'd be pretty cool with this. Hot girl makes me food while in her underwear? So what if she makes fun of me? Still get half of a free show along with dinner.

>> No.1403937

>>1403863

At first I was like "oh, that's weird, but alright i guess"

and then i was like "wait... what?"