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Okay i know there are alot of christian on this board so i though it would be a good idea to open this new treath to share our experiences about the Bible, Jesus and God.

How did you become religious?, Has your believe in Jesus as messiah ever helped you at some point in your life?, How often do do pray?

Feel free to tell your own experience...

>> No.1387192

Not science. Sage.

>> No.1387207 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.1387223

nowhere is it written this is supposed to be a strictly science board, and even if so we can always talk about creation so I'm bumping this shit

>> No.1387226

sage hide rage

also, GET THE FUCK OUT, this is a science board

>> No.1387231

>>1387223
...

>>>/sci/1387186
>/sci/
>/science/
>Jesus =/= Science

>> No.1387232

So uhh...you posted this in /x/ and /sci/ huh?
Y'know, the two boards it DOESN'T belong in.

>> No.1387237

I got saved when Ray Comfort convinced me that the banana couldn't have evolved, because it fits the hand perfectly and is easy to eat.

And if evolution is true, then why isn't there a crocoduck??

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>>1387223
>nowhere is it written...

nowhere is it written that jesus was not a raptor

>> No.1387240

please take it somewhere else

>> No.1387243

Bumping because I know you will see a picture of Jesus and get butthurt even if you hide it right after that:D

>> No.1387246

I believe in three goddesses.
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>> No.1387250

>>1387238

Yeah but that doesn't make sense

>> No.1387255
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1387255

this is my god

>> No.1387259

>>1387186

I had a dream vision when I was very young, in which I walked in heaven - holding the hand of Jesus. So long ago, yet I remember it as if it were yesterday.

I also felt the presence of God and the Holy Spirit when I was baptized, that was an amazing spiritual experience.

>> No.1387264

>>1387250

>open this new treath to share our experiences about the Bible, Jesus and God.
>Yeah but that doesn't make sense
>implying the word of god and Jesus makes sense.
>implying that a bit of imagination on an anon's part isn't worth any "sense" compared to the hiveminded drivel you worship.

>> No.1387268

>>1387259
your a retard

like many other religious people

>> No.1387276

always look on the light side of death. *whistles* lifess a piece of shit, if you look at it.

>> No.1387277

a priest once threw a jar on the floor and walked barefoot on it and didn't even get a single cut. If you dont have a lot of sins Jesus blesses you

>> No.1387289
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1387289

I remember laying in the sweet summer grasses, the sweet clover in Northern Missouri. How great it was to just lay down, to just be still, and to listen, and hear God's voice speak. How great to hear his voice in the wind. I would always ended up humming a song in my head. A song that goes like this:

Oh how he loves you and me; Oh how he loves you and me: Oh great God, how precious and holy you are. You are lord of creations, and lord of Lord you will forever be.

Have you ever felt the hand of God what an experience. Look at what he has done for us, what he has already given us...

>> No.1387290

>>1387250
it makes as much sense as religion does

>> No.1387293

>>1387264

It makes all the sense in the world but people who are prideful and spiteful like you cannot see it. Find a convert and let him talk to you - at the very least you won't ever use the words Jesus and drivel in the same post anymore

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>>1387277

>> No.1387302

>>1387289
i expected something like "live in harmony harmony"

>> No.1387328

supersage

>> No.1387330
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1387330

Plato opened my heart to Jesus.
Without Plato, I'm not sure I would have ever caught a glimpse of the divine.

>> No.1387332

>>1387293
You don't even know what type of person or who the fuck I am, godfag. I spent the first 17 years of my life in "the name of god." Then, after doing my OWN research and not listening to only what my preacher and parents told me, I realized all the missing components and piss-poor explanations for 95% of everything in that book. All the bible is is an attempt at controlling people.Yea, there are great morals throughout it, but you do not have to worship "Jesus (drivel)" to act on those good morals.

The WORST part about all organized religion, including Christianity, is that every single one of them believes they are right and that everyone else is wrong.

You, sir, have been bred into a sheep's routine. Enjoy never thinking for yourself. Oh, and by the way, read the old testament. Have you apologized and asked for forgiveness for the countless times you've masturbated? Yea, that'll guarantee you a spot in hell if you don't ask for forgiveness.

I'll stick with my belief that there are no truths, except that you're a faggot.

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>>1387332
And yes, I am mad.

>> No.1387350

>>1387332

>All the bible is is an attempt at controlling people
That old canard? Why don't you get a new excuse for hating religion? The "I'm my own boss" thing is getting old.

>> No.1387358

>>1387186
Why am I religious?
Well, through personal choice. I just felt that it was right, no more, no less. And I'll believe whatever the fuck I want.

Has my belief in Jesus ever helped me?
Hell yes, it has. I mean, it's not like Jesus is ever going to come down from the heavens and help me get a job personally or some stupid shit like that. But the fact is that prayer helps you sort in your own mind what you want in life. Then, once you know what you want, you can go out into the world and take it.
The truth is, even if you pray every day non-stop, it's obvious that God isn't going to do shit for you. You have to take action, that's what I believe. Prayer can help some people, and others feel unaffected. Whatever, guy. It's your choice.

>> No.1387374

>>1387358
lolwut? whatever happened to moving mountains into the ocean?

>> No.1387380

>>1387332

Actually, I'm humble enough to admit I have in fact apologized and asked for forgiveness. It's called confession.

It's sad how you turned from God but most people who reject faith do so because they need to express the teenage rebellion. Think about it, I can see you are a bitter angry person (sorry for saying it), so how can you say it was a good thing to do?

Ever wondered why there practically aren't any 70-year old atheists?

>> No.1387383

>>1387332

>The WORST part about all organized religion, including Christianity, is that every single one of them believes they are right and that everyone else is wrong.
Religion has salvation as its end. Religions teach that they have all the answers(or the best answers) because it helps people reach that end. I see nothing wrong with it. It's a great "noble lie" that has probably saved billions.

>> No.1387390

>>1387358

>The truth is, even if you pray every day non-stop, it's obvious that God isn't going to do shit for you.
God give you what you need, not what you want. :)

>> No.1387394

>>1387374
Sure. OK. Moving mountains into the ocean. That's fine.
Except for the fact that you'd need to be a fucking uber-tier prophet or some shit. Seriously.
You honestly think that Christians believe that they'll be able to move mountains if they only go to church on Sunday and pray once in a while? Come on, now! Take the quote in context and not TOO LITERALLY.

>> No.1387408

>>1387390
Well it's obvious the babies born with birth defects needed that.
Doesn't sound like divine planning to me
Also, troll

>> No.1387418

>>1387350
I never said that "I'm my own boss." Yet, you seem to think that "that old canard" is invalid. Let me ask you a question:

Have you ever read the bible? Odds are, if you say yes, it wasn't the old testament. There are aspects of both the old and the new that are easily identifiable as controlling mechanisms, i.e. giving 10% of all of your income to God (aka the people who run the church), to have "faith" in something that has no substantial proof.

I am not attacking OP or the person/people who've been responding to me simply because they believe in God. I'm responding because they, just like here >>1387293 , seem to think that people like myself who choose not to follow this have never done our own research, have never tried to.

You don't seem to understand that not all of us are simply trying to rebel against the norm. I tried for years to have a relationship with the Christian god. It never happened, not because I was close-minded, but because it just didn't, even after trying as hard as I did. As I grew older, I realized how many people in many other faiths have the same elitist attitude toward every other. There are no differences. You all follow the book you want to follow, but in the end, if you had been raised Mormon or had been raised Jewish, or Muslim, or any other religion, you would feel the exact same way about that one.

So don't tell me that I'm using the same old canard that you may have heard elsewhere. Being a true agnostic, I do not deny the fact that God could exist, but to base your entire life on something you cannot prove is just a waste in my opinion.

>> No.1387428

>>1387408
Birth defects, eh?
Look, if you need to know where birth defects come from, why don't you open a biology textbook?
The thought is that God doesn't orchestrate every single event that ever happened. People (mostly fundies) talk about "God's plan," but come on, now.

>> No.1387435

>>1387418

Why have you such ill-will for "control" my hard-hearted friend? Does a parent not control his children? Does a political leader not control his followers? Does the captain of a sports team not control his team-mates? Surely the motives of the controller are more important than the act of controlling.

>> No.1387438

>>1387428
>The thought is that God doesn't orchestrate every single event that ever happened.

Well He should, because birth defects are fucking tragic. It doesn't really sound valid that an infinitely loving and omnipotent god would let that happen.

>> No.1387447

>>1387418

>but to base your entire life on something you cannot prove is just a waste in my opinion.
You don't think the saints knew God? Surely they proved His existence to themselves?

>> No.1387454

>>1387438

Birth defects could serve His (good) purposes.
Who are you to say they couldn't?

>> No.1387470

The amount of empirical and objective proof regarding the existence and divine intervention of the Judeo-Christian god is zero, thus it has no scientific value. The Bible is just as good as all other countless religious scriptures out there. There is no point in claiming which is the right one, because they all lack objective evidence of their viability. The rest is just bigotry.

This discussion ends here.

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CHECK AND MATE THEISTS

>> No.1387479

I stopped believing in god a long time ago. It was a gradual process, beginning with the fact that we only went to church once every year or so. I never even really understood the notion of god at the time. Once summer though, my parents didn't want us around the house during the day and sent me and my sister to vacation bible school. There i learned that the dinosaur fossils that I had been obsessed with at the time were all lies told to us by the evil darwinists, so I told my parents that I didn't like it there and they let me stop going. From there, I pretty much just stopped believing in all that Christian bullshit, which was when I was about 9.

>> No.1387485

>>1387470
>Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

>>1387438
How do you know? Are you an omnipotent, all-loving God to know what is right and wrong?
Who are you? You're a human. You don't know everything and neither do I.

>> No.1387494

this thread is an abomination before the gods of /sci/

>> No.1387495

>>1387435
I don't have "ill-will" toward all control, especially the examples you just gave. I have ill-will toward types of control that say that a man like me who does not follow what its rules are will burn in an eternal fire for all of existence after I die, simply because I choose not to follow it.

I've got a question for you, as well as every other person of "faith" within this thread:

The one you worship is supposed to be benevolent, all-knowing, amazing, caring, nurturing, omnipotent, and infinite, right? Why would God create a human being like me only to be damned? If things were the way they were in the bible, why would he create me, KNOWING that the man I will become will need more proof to wholeheartedly believe in him, just to damn me to hell when I die because I don't follow the same mind set as others he has created?

That's what doesn't make sense to me. If the way we act and our attempts to show you what we believe about that thing you call the bible are simply just "tests from God" for you, the true believer, why the fuck would I worship something that created me simply to be a test for you?

And, if he created me in hopes that I would worship him, than he is not all-knowing. If he created me to be damned, knowing I would never follow him down that path, he is not benevolent.

>> No.1387499

What if Christ was actually the logos of Sol?

>> No.1387501

>>1387485

So birth defects are a good thing? My bad

>> No.1387518

>>1387495
He did not create you to be damned, he gave you free will to do as you please. That shows his love, he is an omnipotent being and could force you to worship him but in fact respects you enough to give you your own choice.

>> No.1387520

>>1387454
>>1387485
oh that old canard, argument from ignorance

>> No.1387521

>>1387485
>How do you know? Are you an omnipotent, all-loving God to know what is right and wrong?
Who are you? You're a human. You don't know everything and neither do I.

Well, I suppose God created human in His own image and likeness. A baby born with 1 limb, 2 heads and deformed internal organs doesn't really resemble the rest of us.

>> No.1387528

>>1387518
A choice to worship him or burn forever? Some fucking choice that is.

>> No.1387534

>>1387495

>If he created me to be damned
You dammed yourself.
Stop blaming God.

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1387535

this discussion won't end but we all know religion is stupid. let them believe in whatever they want if they are happy with that.

>> No.1387539

>>1387518

But he knows the past, future and present. He creates people knowing when they are born that they're going to hell when they die. I don't see much free will there

>> No.1387542

Okay faggots, if an omnipotent and omnibenevolent god existed, he wouldn't allow evil to exist. The common counterargument to this is "god gives us free will," but if he was truly omnipotent, he would be able to devise a scenario where evil doesn't exist yet free will remains intact.

>> No.1387545

>>1387534
the guy is omnipotent for fucks sake, you retard

>> No.1387546

>>1387485
Also ironic how you simply ignored the post >>1387485

Why couldn't you answer it?

>> No.1387547

>>1387501

>So birth defects are a good thing? My bad
Not necessarily. They could lead to a greater good down the line. Either way, it isn't clear that birth defects aren't a "blessing in disguise".

>> No.1387548

>>1387542

Exactly

>> No.1387550

>>1387528
Wasn't always that way. There was no hell in the OT, or atleast not in the way the NT describes it. Just Sheol, the grave.

>> No.1387553

>>1387547

how the FUCK is being born with 2 heads, 4 arms, no brain and 1 leg going to contribute ANYTHING towards the greater good?

>> No.1387554

>>1387454

I would refuse to worship any being that thrust suffering on innocent children, who never did any conscious evil. If you were in charge would you harm children in the name of some, "plan"? If so then you are as corrupt and despicable as the imaginary god you worship.

>> No.1387560

>>1387547
Why don't you just use the Original Sin card for fucks sake. You're embarrassing yourself.

>> No.1387567

>>1387539

HE knows but you don't. You still make the choices.

>> No.1387568

>>1387547

If I started murdering people left and right, and I told you "don't worry bro, I got a plan"

would you trust me, or try and stop me?

>> No.1387570

>>1387539

>He creates people knowing when they are born that they're going to hell when they die.
God sees past, and future as if it were present.

We can all see things happening in the present. Knowing that these things are happening does not imply that we are somehow causing these things to happen.

Same thing with God except the past and future work the same way for Him.

>> No.1387573

I would rather burn in hell than worship the sadistic, emo attention whore god of the bible.

>> No.1387575

>>1387567

He knows though, that's the point. He knows when creating you that you're going to end up in hell

>> No.1387579

What if God IS omnipotent, but here's the kicker, he is actually also 'Satan'.

>> No.1387589

>>1387554

>I would refuse to worship any being that thrust suffering on innocent children
Why are atheists such crybabies? Why are you so womanish? It's unseemly! Suffering CAN BE A GOOD THING. Stop whining about pain and suffering all the time.

>> No.1387590

>>1387542
Omnipotence doesn't mean he can change the very nature of an idea. It's like the old "Why can't God make a big ol' rock he can't lift?" question. Free will includes the choices to do anything you are capable of. If God limited your free will to only good outcomes, that isn't free will. It's guided will.

>> No.1387593

>>1387575

I assure you though, if you accept Jesus you're in no danger of going to hell. No one is. That's why it's so sad that so many people are choosing to be damned.

>> No.1387594

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>> No.1387595

Why don't babies go to hell?
I mean the bible says NO man is righteous or good without Jesus (Except noah lol), and everyone is born into sin, so how can god tolerate those evil, sinful children in his presence?

>> No.1387588

>>1387570

You're just pussyfooting around the subject without contributing anything

God creates someone, and he knows they're going to hell when you die, but he creates them anyway.

>> No.1387596

>>1387589

>Suffering CAN BE A GOOD THING

are you even fucking listening to yourself?

>> No.1387604

>>1387589
Why aren't you a Calvinist or something. This is embarrassing and insulting to all the good Christians out there.

>> No.1387607

>>1387579
Brahma/Vishnu/Shiva
Jah/Bul/On
El/Ra/Isis

>> No.1387608

>>1387590
Except if he was omnipotent, he could eliminate evil without limiting free will.

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>>1387589

This is a good thing, in your own words. You disgust me. I'd rather spend eternity in hell then with someone as hateful as you and your god.

>> No.1387610

>>1387588

>God creates someone, and he knows they're going to hell when you die, but he creates them anyway.
It's only fair.
What good is free-will if the only people allowed to exercise it are the ones that never make mistakes?

>> No.1387611

>>1387550
Well but they don't really mention any afterlife in the old testament.

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1387615

God

•God takes away Adam and Eve's eternal life, thus commiting the first murder, and holds their descendants responsible and visiting Adam and Eve's punishment down on their children. In today's moral standards, the sins of the father die with the father.
•God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
•God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.
•God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighnor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
•God sends a plague to the Israelites, apparently feeling that mass-butchery wasn't enough of a punishment. (Exodus 32:35)
•God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground." (Genesis 38:8-10)
•God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexual techniques.
•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
•God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
•God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)
•God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)
•And, finally, God makes sure that if you are guilty of even the smallest transgression, you shall suffer endlessly for all eternity, following a dramatic homecoming for Jesus, who will be extremely pissed off at everyone for putting him to death, even though it was just the Romans and even though he knew what was going to happen beforehand, and he could have easily avoided it by using his power as God to perform a miracle and prove who he was. (See the entire book of Revelation)

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1387617

>my face when jews convinced the world that their patron god is the highest and only god

>> No.1387618

Good news everybody, heaven and hell are only for jewish people.

>> No.1387622

>>1387610

See

>>1387608

>> No.1387623
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>>1387615
Satan

•Satan, like Prometheus, gave knowledge to humanity by giving Eve the fruit from the forbidden tree. Because of Satan, humanity gained knowledge of good and evil, according to Genesis. Since we couldn't have possessed knowledge of good and evil before eating the fruit, Adam and Eve couldn't have known that eating the fruit was evil, so it seems a little harsh to punish them as severely as God did. Satan gave humans true capacity for moral judgment, unlike God, who simply expected everyone to mindlessly obey his orders.
•There is no biblical record of Satan engaging in the murder of torture of any human being, unlike God, who is guilty (and proudly guilty) of commiting genocide.
•There is no biblical record of Satan ever ordering someone to kill someone else, unlike God, who has repeatedly demanded the deaths of those who commit even the smallest of offenses.
•Satan will not be holding a massively dramatic ceremony full of blood and death for the return of his son to Earth. God apparently will.

>> No.1387626

God, you people and your sense of duality... Get over your fucking selves.

>> No.1387627

i laugh at the people disbelieve god exists

>> No.1387628

>>1387610
So what's heaven like?

>> No.1387629

why so much god in /sci/ ?

>> No.1387633

>>1387596

>are you even fucking listening to yourself?
It's the central message of Christianity.
Christ's incredible suffering lead to an incredible good.
Good Christians make the best of the evils that fall upon them. Evils can be transformed into goods. Suffering is an opportunity for good men to act with virtue. Bravery is a good. Bravery only works in the face of danger. The same is true for pain and suffering. These things allow us to be good people.

>> No.1387634

>>1387623
Satan was never the serpent in the garden. It's a retarded bullshit lie. Also his name is NOT LUCIFER, that was the title of a Babylonian king (Nebuchadnezzar, I think)

>> No.1387635

>>1387617
YHVH is a pretty shitty tribal deity...

>> No.1387636

>>1387268
>your a retard
>your

uh-huh...

>> No.1387640

>>1387628

>So what's heaven like?
People in heaven choose to worship God because they perfectly know Him.

>> No.1387641

>>1387615

>and he could have easily avoided it by using his power as God to perform a miracle and prove who he was.

That's just not true. And it's ALL explained in the book.

"Blessed be those who DIDN'T see and believed"

The whole explanation to the "he could have proved he was god" thing, right there. And you guys claim you know the Bible better than we do...

>> No.1387643

>>1387640
What if they don't? If that option isn't possible then there's no free-will is there?

>> No.1387646

>>1387633

So why don't you sell all your possessions (like Christ commanded, you fucking hypocrite), and move to a third world country, so you have more godly suffering?

>> No.1387648

>>1387634
Revelation calls him the "Ancient serpent" and also Jewish lore says he was the serpent.

>> No.1387653

>>1387641
You base all your assumptions on the Bible. What sources to you have to clarify it's validity?

>> No.1387654

>>1387633

You know what you remind me of? One of those guys who strap bombs to their chest and yell "ALLAH AKBAR!" and explode in the middle of crowded areas.

You are pitiful scum

>> No.1387657

>>1387643

>If that option isn't possible then there's no free-will is there?
A person with perfect knowledge will always do the right thing. For this person, the right thing is both necessary and freely chosen.

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>>1387589

Satanists do accept the bible and do believe god exists.

exept they shoose the side of satan.

>> No.1387661

>>1387615
>>1387623

You are making 1 crucial mistake. You forgot that God is the creator. He have every right to do anything and satan was a creation of God who rebelled to her Creator.

As a Creator he has every right over his creations including destroying them.

>> No.1387663

>>1387654
I believe the term you were looking for was "zealot". Many atheists also share this quality.

>> No.1387664

In an infinite amount of time, anything that can happen, will happen. Everyone in christfag heaven would inevitably eventually rebel against Yahweh and get cast into hell.

>> No.1387666

>>1387608
Difference between doing everything and doing all that can be done.

>> No.1387671

> In an infinite amount of time, anything that can happen, will happen.

People somehow take this to mean "everything will happen for sure" for some reason.

>> No.1387675

>>1387648
Written in a different time, by a different author, with different intentions. Also note that Revelations is a highly symbolic book; The reference to Satan as a serpent could simply be the author comparing him to the snake in the garden of Eden, or just using the serpent as a title.

As for Jewish Lore, I'd be interested in seeing which works refer to him as the serpent, but I understand that they are Apocrypha, no?

>> No.1387677

>>1387661
By that logic, parents have the right to do whatever they want to their children because they made him.

>> No.1387678

>>1387661
>As a Creator he has every right over his creations including destroying them.

A mother who gives birth to a conscious child, is not privileged to kill her child if she desires so.

>> No.1387680

>>1387663

No they don't

>> No.1387682

>>1387646

>So why don't you sell all your possessions
I strive to emulate this ideal.

>so you have more godly suffering?
I've started dabbling in traditional ascetic practices. We should all cultivate a little suffering. At the very least it helps us deal with unexpected hardship.

>> No.1387683

>>1387641

Oh really, the bible says that blindly believing is a good thing? Sorry, blind faith is retarded, believe what can be proven, or at least reasonably demonstrated, otherwise I'm writing a book saying believing that there's a Volkswagen the sun between jupiter and saturn and you should believe this without evidence, for it is a good thing to do.

Seriously, this is the most obvious control attempt ever, "if you follow us blindly, you're blessed!"

>> No.1387685

>>1387671
Everything that can possibly happen, yes.

>> No.1387687

>>Okay i know there are alot of christian on this board so i though it would be a good idea to open this new treath to share our experiences about the Bible, Jesus and God.

How did you become religious?, Has your believe in Jesus as messiah ever helped you at some point in your life?, How often do do pray?

Feel free to tell your own experience...


Gods ??!! In MY /sci/ ??

>> No.1387688

>>1387678
>>1387677

But the parents aren't omnipotent beings that knew their child would eventually end up murdering thousands of people

Flawed analogy is flawed

>> No.1387689

ITT: a bunch of shitters who've no clue what the hell they're talking about and are, at the same time, trying to convince someone they've never met that they're right.

>> No.1387690

>>1387653

You don't understand. You accuse our religion of being illogical and contradictory while mostly it's all explained right there if you use your brain.

The passage I quoted actually explains one of the main atheist arguments - Why didnt god prove he was god.

>> No.1387692

>>1387682
Why are you using a computer then dipshit. You don't strive at all. Jesus fasted in a desert for 40 fucking days, what have you done? A Buddhist monk set him self on fire while protesting. What have YOU done?

>> No.1387695

>>1387689
I could speak with you. Do you have a YouTube account?

>> No.1387696

>>1387692
nothing.

And you ??

>> No.1387698

>>1387683

orbiting* the sun

>> No.1387699

>>1387690

And you still didn't address the question

>> No.1387701

>>1387692

>what have you done?
You know as well as I that asceticism is rendered worthless if one brags about it.

>> No.1387702

>>1387688
>implying the bible says everyone yahweh killed would have murdered thousands of people if he didn't kill them

>> No.1387703

>>1387680
And the first stage is denial.

>> No.1387707

kwak test

it works !

if god exists, why mosquitoes ??

>> No.1387708

>>1387703

The second stage is kicking your ass

>> No.1387710
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1387710

Bless this thread

>> No.1387711

>>1387701
"Don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing."

>>1387695
Wait, what? Why would you want to speak to me?

>> No.1387712

>>1387666
Then if his power is limited, he is not omnipotent.

>> No.1387713

>>1387690
>The passage I quoted actually explains one of the main atheist arguments - Why didnt god prove he was god.

You are now begging the question. The bible isn't right because it is the word of God because it says so. What external evidence you have to prove it's validity?

>> No.1387714

>>1387702

No, they did much worse things, like gathering firewood on the sabbath!!!

>> No.1387716

>>1387703

Haven't seen many atheists bomb abortion clinics. But then again, they aren't deluded that they will be rewarded for killing people.

>> No.1387718

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>> No.1387719

>>1387711
Well you obviously want to discuss this issue, but somehow you ended up insulting people.

my profile in youtube is olyfag, feel free to msg me.

>> No.1387723

>>1387716

I'd bring up Mao but that argument has been done to death.

>> No.1387726

>>1387723
Mao's actions were a mere result of his ideology, not atheism itself.

>> No.1387737

>>1387183

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>> No.1387740

>>1387726
But can you not say also that the abortion clinic bomber's actions were a result of his ideology, and not a direct result of Christianity?

>> No.1387741

why does that faggot kimmo think we wanna go to his site

>> No.1387744

>>1387726

A mere result of his atheistic ideology.

Just as abortionist killers are driven by a particular brand of Christianity. A certain Christian ideology as it were.

>> No.1387746

>>1387534
How did I damn myself?

I keep seeing that samefagging about "Just accept Jesus Christ and you won't have to worry about hell."

This is my fucking point exactly. I can't fucking accept him. NOT because he stands for whats "morally right," but because I don't fucking feel it. I don't the holy spirit. I don't feel any of it, yet you'd rather me go to church, pray, give tithe, and worship him falsely?

The stupid fucking book YOU all follow states that unless you "truly accept Jesus Christ as your savior," you will go to hell. If it just doesn't click for me, whether it be from lack of proof, or a clearer, less close-minded, view on the matter, why the fuck would I ever go to church or pray again?

I'll say this right the fuck now. To KNOW, without a shadow of a doubt, that God existed and he was everything the bible said, would be amazing. It would mean that I wouldn't have to worry about dying or where my soul would go. But there is ALWAYS doubt. There is no proof, at all .

I will not worship something that has created me to be damned.

I didn't damn myself. If God created me, he created me to rebel, because of the situation and the free-will he truly did give me. The free-will to see that this is all fucking bullshit.

>> No.1387749

>>1387723

You can always bring up Stalin or Pol Pot then.

Funny thing about this shit. Name a bloody dictator with at least a million lives on his conscience and 100% of those guys are atheists.

Also I never heard of an atheist equivalent to Mother Theresa

>> No.1387750

>>1387740
>>1387744

You both are just so wrong that it hurts

>> No.1387751

>>1387744
christians put bombs in your country ??? where do you live ??

>> No.1387752

>>1387749

erm, Hitler was a devout Catholic

>> No.1387761

>>1387723

He killed people in the name of political power, not atheism. I mean, just because he didn't believe in god doesn't mean all his actions are influenced, you have to view the message and reasons they do something.

Likewise Hitler did believe in god, and even occasionally claimed to be doing god's work, but I wouldn't say his actions were a result of his belief in god, clearly he was another dictator bent on political power. The crusades and inquisitions however...Were based on religious ideology.

As soon as someone goes to a church and kills people to, "purge belief of god from our lands" people haven't killed others in the name of atheism.

>> No.1387763

>>1387749

The crusades

>> No.1387765

>>1387752
>Hitler
>Devout
>Catholic

Good one!

>> No.1387768

>>1387752

Hitler was a batshit insane romantic. The one who actually came up with the final solution and executed it was Himmler and HE was an atheist and actually dabbled in the occult.

>> No.1387771

How do you know Yahweh isn't lying to you about him creating the universe? How do you know the Universe wasn't created by a more powerful god than the short-tempered little god of Israel?

>> No.1387773

>>1387765

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_religious_views

>> No.1387776

If hitler didn't exist, what about the godwin point ???

>> No.1387779

>>1387763

Don't be silly, the crusaders didn't kill a million people. Plus the crusades lasted about 300 years.

enter XX century, rise of atheism, a SINGLE person causing a genocide.

>> No.1387780

>>1387768

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Himmler

Religion: Roman Catholic

>> No.1387778 [DELETED] 

>>1387768

<atheist
<occult

DERP

>> No.1387784

god damn it you retards, stop feeding the troll. religion is a moot point in /sci/ and OP knows it, he just wants to start shit. now let's go back to talking about particle accelerators and quantum mechanics

>> No.1387787

>>1387773
If he was such a devout Catholic, then explain his policies against Jews, blacks, gays, etc.
Seriously, just because you go to church once in a while and say "God this, God that" in your speeches, doesn't mean you're a devout Catholic.

>> No.1387788

>>1387780

He was baptized.

A lot of you teenage atheists probably are too. Does that make you a devout catholic forever?

>> No.1387789

>>1387779

I hear the crusaders had the same technology, as well as the same population as we did in the 1900's

>> No.1387791

>>1387476
>476
>476 KB
oh jesus

>> No.1387794

>>1387784

But we don't know shit about that, man

>> No.1387795

In a speech delivered in Berlin, October 24, 1933, Hitler stated: "We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out."

>> No.1387799

>>1387787

LOL it was a part of catholic dogma that jews were all responsible for the crime Deicide, you are an idiot.

>> No.1387802

In a radio address October 14, 1933 Hitler stated "For eight months we have been waging a heroic battle against the Communist threat to our Volk, the decomposition of our culture, the subversion of our art, and the poisoning of our public morality. We have put an end to denial of God and abuse of religion. We owe Providence humble gratitude for not allowing us to lose our battle against the misery of unemployment and for the salvation of the German peasant."[

>> No.1387805

>>1387788

I'm tired of doing research for you. You spout lies, but bring the burden of proof on us? 5 minutes on google would tell you that you're wrong

>> No.1387806

>>1387799
OK there.

>> No.1387807

he was baptized in a different way,
he counted his blessings,
he died on the cross, believing in his blessings,
but his heart came back, and more believers reuinted,
the jews came, believers in the cross,
and thats how it began,

>> No.1387808

During negotiations leading to the Nazi-Vatican Concordat of April 26, 1933 Hitler argued that "Secular schools can never be tolerated because such schools have no religious instruction, and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith."

>> No.1387810

God probably doesn't exist. Get over it. I also reported this thread.

>> No.1387811

>>1387789

Wow that's a shitty line of defense. There's no similarity between those two. Crusades were basically wars and both sides were guilty of same things.

What atheists did was pack people into cars and kill them by the millions for no reason whatsoever.

>> No.1387813

>>1387746

>but because I don't fucking feel it.
I felt the same way. I just could get into the touchy-feely Christian sentimentalism that was always being foisted upon me by religious authorities. I just didn't get it. Every week it was more of the "be a nice guy!" or "Jesus is in your heart" stuff, but then I discovered that Christianity had and rugged intellectual dimension

My point it that if the "love your neighbour" style Christianity didn't do it for you, why didn't you just keep looking for another kind of Christianity more suited to your temperament? Why did you give up so easily? Christianity is an incredibly rich tradition. Why stop at the surface?

Have read any Christian philosophy?
You keep bringing up your issues with eternal damnation. Have you sought answers to this problem? Reading up on apocatastasis would be a nice start. I could make some specific recommendations if you are interested.

>> No.1387814

>>1387811

What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.1387815

>>1387749
It has nothing to do with the fact whether god exists or not

>> No.1387816

>>1387186
LOL, no.
>>>/b/

>> No.1387818
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1387818

Fuck that. Fuck that, and fuck a selfish, egotisical god that would create humans to live to worship him. He "loves" us, yet if we don't follow by his rules, if we don't go to church on a weekly basis, if we don't love him more than our family, wives, or husbands, if we don't give our money to the church, and if we don't accept Jesus fucking Christ as our personal savior, he's going to make us suffer until the end of time. A man could rape, murder, and chop a 7 year old girl into tiny bits and shove each of those pieces into a fucking coke can, just to save it for a nice home cooked meal later that evening, yet if he accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior before he dies, he will be let into heaven. This man will be let into heaven, yet my father, who was a police officer for 30 years, has helped countless victims to crimes and has always raised my brother and I with good intent, will be handed over to Satan when he dies. This is complete and utter superstition. It's a fucking lie.

>> No.1387820

Eh, I'll bite. I'm pretty Christian, was raised one but never really got into it, went through a phase of being super emo/angsty and satanist. Realized that just got me addicted to cigarettes, drugs, and porn and kept me from making smart choices and I hurt my friends a lot. So I randomly picked up a Bible, they were handing them out at school and I had my friend get one for me. Read it over and thought "Gee, I could really take some tips from this on how to be less of a pathetic waste of flesh" Eventually I came round to becoming a fairly devout Christian, although I rarely visit church (creepy people there man...)

Yes, my belief in Jesus and his teaching (most importantly his teaching) help me in life, if I follow the path as he would I tend to be much much happier and people seem to enjoy the company of a nice guy more then a drugged up Satanist.

I pray about 2-3 times a day, generally in the morning/lunch, Dinner, and before bed (ALWAYS BEFORE BED I DUNNO WHY) it helps me to get things off my mind and confess anything I feel guilty about.

inb4 hate mail

>> No.1387821

>>1387813

Simple: Because it's all bullshit and he had better things to do with his time than worship some sadistic asshole

>> No.1387823

>>1387808

Official negotiations and documents mean shit. Have you ever heard of nazis going to mass? Or having religious holidays? No, they had their own weird rituals, the churches were turned into whorehouses or stores. What you quoted was hitler trying to play the populist card.

It's a bit like the treaty of tripoli saying america wasn't built on christianity, which is pure bullshit included there just because it was somehow beneficial at the moment and proved their point. Did it change anything? No.

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>>1387818
Let's say, for the sake of argument, that god truly existed the way that the Christians think he does. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that everything in the Christian bible (which has originally written by over 40 different men [and men are biased, farse beings], then translated numerous times) is to be seen as the truth. According to all true Christians, those who give tithe, pray, and worship a god from a different religion are, you guessed it, going straight to fucking hell when you die. One of my mother's brothers and his family are Jahova's Witnesses. Her father is, more or less, Catholic. It's too bad, though, because according to Christianity, they're going to hell, and it doesn't matter what type of life they led. Somewhere between 250,000 to 300,000 people die every day around the world and every single one of them that have not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior are going to burn for eternity.

>> No.1387831

>>1387813
>why stop on the surface?
Because you don't bite into an apple that shows rot on the skin.

Not to mention the holes from worms and the fact that it's a peach they sold you for an apple.

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>>1387825
Some of these people have never even heard of Jesus Christ. Did this god create tribes of people in the heart of a jungle somewhere in Bum-Fuck South Africa who will never hear of the Christian Jesus Christ just so they could die and burn in hell? I think not.

The one thing that really puts the cherry on top of this mound of shit is this: Every single religion or faith that exists, be it Satanism, Christianity, Muslim, Buddhism, Catholicism, Mormanism, etc. all believe that they know the one true way, and that everyone else is completely wrong. According to most religions, there is no grey area; you either accept what they have to say and believe it 100% or you die and spend a horrible fucking eternity sitting on the lap of the "Lord of Darkness." Yet, they all fail to realize that if every single one believes they are the true faith, that they know the true god, none of them could really be true.

>> No.1387834

>>1387811

Hitler believed in god, that's not why he did it. It was political power, same as stalin and Mao.

You also ignored the inquisition where one side is guilty of torture, the other side is guilty of not having the same religious beliefs as the inquisitors.

>> No.1387835

>>1387818

It's not as simple as you make it sound.
Very few people go straight to heaven. It's purgatory for most of us.

>> No.1387836

>>1387813
Christianity is great because there are so many internal contradictions of the bible, you can pretty much choose whatever you want out of it, whatever suits your tastes best! Love thy neighbor, or God hates fags - Both are correct!

>> No.1387830

believers who fight for what they believer are templars,
because they understand 'god', they know god
and they place judgement, for the sake of his children knowing 'god'; because if you don't know how to 'Think' god, you will be judged as a bad person, as you do not think with your heart, but rather your brain,

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>>1387833
Religion is a false institution. By no means am I saying that there is absolutely, 100%, no god. I am simply stating that choosing a religion that denotes others is one of the highest forms of ignorance. Some eastern religions believe that there can be no peace, and that "western influence" must be stopped via violence and suicide. From these types of religions, there can be no world peace. Their form of the bible says that we must die before they can claim their "promised land" or "promised state of being." If you'd like to refute this either on my Facebook or any other form of contact with me, answer these questions within your response: If your god truly existed the way that you feel he does, why would he create other people with other religions that completely contradict yours?

>> No.1387842

I'm not a christian.

Sure, I follow most of the values, but those are common sense in my opinion. I just don't believe in something that doesnt have any reasoning behind it, AKA god.

>> No.1387844

>>1387831

>Because you don't bite into an apple that shows rot on the skin.

Gems are pretty ugly before they are polished bro.

>> No.1387847

>>1387184
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>> No.1387849
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>>1387840
Why would he create these other people just to fall trap to these other "bibles" just to burn in hell? Why are YOU so fucking special that he chose you to be one of his followers, yet not the people who follow Satanism, Judaism, Wiccan, Catholicism, etc? Why is your bible for your religion so much more "right" than other bibles or other religions? Your bible was written by men, just as all the others were, right? And finally, how can this god be so benevolent, so caring and kind and giving, and "love all of his children" if he's willing to condemn his "children" to hell if they don't do everything he asks? Answer me those questions before you try to refute what I am saying.

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1387853

>>1387849
By no means do I "hate" Christians more than people of other religions. To be honest, I don't "hate" anyone. I simply use Christianity as my main example because it is the religion that I am most familiar with, seeing as I've read through the NIV Christian Bible twice. I ask that if you've made it this far into this little blurb of mine, don't stop now. I promise that you're ill opinion toward me will change by the end of all of this.

I am not an Athiest. I am definitely not under the assumption that no god exists. I consider myself an Agnostic, although the term has seemed to have been diluted and confused by many others claiming to be the same thing.

>> No.1387855

>>1387849

If I see this picture one more time....

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>>1387855

>> No.1387866

>>1387834

I like the inquisition argument because the inquisitors left fairly detailed records of the proceedings. These records indicate the spanish inquisition was responsible for 20,000 deaths.

20,000.

I forgot the total figure but there you go, about 200 years, 20,000 people, death toll of the dreaded Spanish Inquisition, I guess nobody expected that huh?

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1387873

lol, christfags don't even know why their god rides a flying wheelchair and holds a bird

>> No.1387875

>>1387866

How many people did they torture?

And implying that because its only 20,000, in a time when the world population is no where near what it is today, makes it ok.

>> No.1387877

>>1387873

I heard the bird is the Word

>> No.1387879

i got so fucking scared at some point of my mind that i got mad and turned into religiousfag. it wasn't any choice, decision, it just happened.

>> No.1387882

You believe nothing became something, but you don't believe in the action lol,

nothing -(god)- something
up -(god)- down
young -(god)- old
top -(god)- bottom

nothing became something everyone,
TIME AND LIGHT WERE POSSIBLE AT THE SAME TIME - "Scienes Explanation"

What made them possible?

>> No.1387886

>>1387877
i think it transforms into a magical niggress who he has sex with on wednesdays

>> No.1387894

>>1387771
this

>> No.1387898

>>1387873
Because God is Stephen Hawking from the future.

>> No.1387900

1) Euthyphro Dilemma
2) Take "Problem of Evil" or "Determinism" argument and wrap that into an issue with how/why God blames anyone or anything for ANYTHING.

--Christianity completely debunked.

>> No.1387902

Influence and example from the people around me, coupled with personal belief and preference.

Yes very much so. Multiple times per day.

>> No.1387903

>>1387898
What the bird is for, I have no idea, though.

>> No.1387905

>>1387875

I don't feel like digging out the precise population of europe in the seventeenth century but I bet it must have been around at least 200 million by then. 20,000 is still but a fraction of that. The other branch couldn't have topped that score by much.

>> No.1387907

The Impaler, I love you sir.

>> No.1387909

Theism - the belief in the word "the"

>> No.1387911

>>1387905

So you pull a number out of your ass to compare to this other number?

>> No.1387913

Christianity

misinterpreted

>> No.1387917

>>1387909

Origin of the great "thee" vs "thuh" argument of 1311

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>> No.1387925

OH! A troll thread! We have to respond to this one or the OP won't ever change his ways!... Good fucking job /sci/, this was at the top of the /sci/ page when I got on this morning.

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1387933

>>1387907
<3

>> No.1387941

I PRAY ON THE DAILY YO

>> No.1387946

>>1387925

There's one everyday. It just shows what we like to discuss the most.I for one enjoy those debates.

>> No.1387947

>>1387635
U MUST NEVER SPEAK HIS NAME!!!

>> No.1387955

yahweh is a faggot

>> No.1387966

haha scientists disagreeing with true world 'science'
i see this at the top of /sci/ everyday, still no-one to proove it wrong though, which is nice.

>> No.1387976

>>1387966
disprove the existence of invisible pink unicorns, and I'll disprove the lie that your god isn't secretly a homosexual

>> No.1387981

>>1387186
how does god relate to anything created by mankind?
lol are you stupid or something? oh wait..

>> No.1387989

>>1387981

>how does god relate to anything created by mankind?

>created by mankind

you must be a troll

>> No.1387997

yahwe loves sucking jesus' penis

>> No.1387999

i'm pretty sure god created us, we didnt create him, what drugs are you taking? the idiot type HEH-HEH-HEH
>>1387989
>>1387989
>>1387989

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1388008

Salem,did someone say Allah?

>> No.1388012

i went back in time and had anal sex with the virgin mary

>> No.1388015

i'm pretty sure someone did say allah, but that's not what god called himself, god is just 'god', and has no name.
>>1388008
>>1388008
>>1388008

>> No.1388020

>>1388012

>has been educated to interpret the bible as a story,
>what a dumb cunt

>> No.1388022

>>1388015
retard

he's called "yahweh" all through the original hebrew of the old testament, people just decided to translate that as "the lord"

>> No.1388023

posting this from hell, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies

>> No.1388027

>>1388020
it's true, i anally fucked the virgin mary and she swallowed my cum.

>> No.1388042

>>1388027
thats great
who knows what species you were fucking then,
probably a fish,

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1388048

>>1388015
indeed sir you are right. but it is just the word god in my native tounge. as we all know my god has many names. but hey,thats the kind of guy he is,allows u to get all chummy with him.

>> No.1388064

>>1388042
i'm beginning to think that english isn't your first language

anyway, i have to go back in time to have anal sex with jesus' mom again now, kthxbye

>> No.1388074

You have been trolled by an impotent jewish tribal god, please GTFO nao

>> No.1388091

>>1387184

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>> No.1388098

i have no religion,
i believe in god
i know god
i don't need to confer with a group on this,
i have much confidence in my beliefs
i would be considered a templar as i am willing to fight for my belief in god,
and i spread god where i go, because im a good person.
i see nothing wrong with every religion. i even see the 'correctness' in terroism
this isn't the promised land
and there are alot of problems in life that need to be fixxed.
i'm willing to bring justice, rather than terror, (but i see no way possible but terror)
>>1388048
>>1388048
>>1388048
>>1388048

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/thread

>> No.1388129

this is how i believe our heartbeat flows in our dying seconds and after,

/\/\/\/\/\/\_/\/\/\/\_/\__/\________ ..(soul with god).. /\/\/

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/sci/ fuck you. you had the chance to sage and avoid this troll piece of shit but you've embraced it with open arms. you people are part of the reason /sci/ is so easy to troll.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!

>> No.1388169

>>1388152
you're the troll retard lol
it's us trying to help you, but you're too stuck in your poison text books to understand anything 'true' in life, but rather your own little human interpretation of things. fucking faggit

>> No.1388174

Theist here. Christfags are retarded.

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OP here.

Trolling was not my first motive, there really are alot of christians on this board. Just was curious what would happen if we hold together here.

I am christian myself, once was a sceptic atheist, but after pounding some hard questions, i got just the right insights and came to the conclusion it is more logic to continue my life as (sceptic) christian.

I`m not that fanatic to be honest, verry rarely pray, always try to fall back on my own abilities.

Thing is i feel a verry strong aversion against atheism. Ateists like richard dawkins are as litteral as orthodox religious. And i found that sceince alone can never be enough to form a grounded and stable worldview.

anyway didn`t expect 100 comments in an hour.
The discussion is pretty decent and refreshing for a religious thread.

I want to thank you all for participating in my most succesfull thread.

>> No.1388199

>>1388180
you're probably one of those fucktards who came to the conclusion that there must be a god, and that god must be the christfag god. common mistake; there are other religions besides christfaggotry.

>> No.1388200

anonymous
trolling (he has a motive too) can't proove god doesnt exist, so insted dodges the point and tags it as 'Pseudo' because it doesn't agree with his human interpretation of life, because he can't think god - because he's taught not too. will he be forgived?

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We seriously need to bring back transorbital lobotomy so we can cure these madmen.

WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

>> No.1388216

>>1387999

God isn't real. We created him to explain shit about the universe that we didn't know thousands of years ago.

>>1388020

The bible is a storybook written by humans a while back. The endless internal contradictions within the book prove that.

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>>1388199
Like Discordianism.

>> No.1388242

>>1387186
no, you interpret it as s story book, as i said,
its actually a 'story unfolding', a mathmatical/logical explanation to life.

>> No.1388247

i sense a lot of believers in this thread =]
because I'm wise like you

>> No.1388249

>>1388242
the whole thing is an allegory about me having anal sex with the virgin mary and you know it

>> No.1388255

>>1388247
just you and a few people trolling you at this point

i am a theist, but i think christfags are faggots

>> No.1388261

became religious in my final year at uni,
ended up failing that year and graduating later with a lower degree.
read my book constantly and ended up learning some of it by heart.
so now i dont have the career that i thought i would have and things are pretty hard but whenever i get a chance to mumble a few sentences to myself i do.

>> No.1388272

that's because money is evil,
and if you know god you don't feel so attatched to it,
at least you're a good person
>>1388261
>>1388261
>>1388261
>>1388261
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>> No.1388283

>>1388272

everything that distracts you from the cosmic attention whore yahweh is "evil."

>> No.1388300

as i said, god has no name
whatever distracts you from knowing god, is evil,
money is one of those things
>>1388283
>>1388283
>>1388283

>> No.1388304

>>1387771
That's what the Gnostics thought. Guess what happened to them.
Wiped out by the church, though a few remain today

>> No.1388309

>>1388272

i hate to say it but i wouldnt have minded the car, house and bills paid.
money makes the world go round and you can never really stop wanting it even under the pretence of being pius (im not)

>> No.1388313

>>1388300
actually his name in the old testament before it was translated to "the lord" is yahweh, lrn2religion

and yeah, that just shows how much of an attention whore he is

>> No.1388329

>>1388304
Your point? How does that make it incorrect?

Also, Gnostics are fucktards because they worshiped the god of the New Testament while cursing the god of the Old Testament, so essentially the were praising and blaspheming the same god.

>> No.1388336

and I heard what seemed to be a voice in the midst of the four living creatures saying, "A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; but do not harm oil and wine!" 7 When he opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" 8 And I saw, and behold, a pale horse, and its rider's name was Death, and Hades followed him; and they were given power over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth. 9 When he opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain for the word of God and for the witness they had borne; 10 they cried out with a loud voice, "O Sovereign Lord, holy and true, how long before thou wilt judge and avenge our blood on those who dwell upon the earth?" 11 Then they were each given a white robe and told to rest a little longer, until the number of their fellow servants and their brethren should be complete, who were to be killed as they themselves had been. 12 When he opened the sixth seal, I looked, and behold, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood,

also, don't "l2religion" a templar,
it's not good for you, especially when i'm trying to educate you the truth, you fucking faggot

>> No.1388341

I JIZZ ON MY MONITOR

>> No.1388345

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>> No.1388357

>>1388336
Don't know what that shit passage you just posted has to do with what you're saying, but yeah, the Hebrew bible calls your god yahweh. lol, you don't even know your god's name. lrn2religion, also play less Assassin's Creed

>> No.1388378

i believe hebrew looks a bit like this
בְּרֵאשִׁית, בָּרָא אֱלֹהִים, אֵת הַשָּׁמַיִם, וְאֵת הָאָרֶץ.
you should learn how to hebrew imo
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>> No.1388388

http://tinyurl.com/32s38np

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>>1388378
derp, and it says these characters may, many times in the old testament, and these four characters translate to the four letters YHWH

fuck you are retarded.

>> No.1388406

>>1388388
lol i'm not clicking a tinyurl, real link or fuck off

>> No.1388415

everyone just report ego. enough reports and he'll get a ban.

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>my face when christfags don't know their god's name

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh

>> No.1388452

>>1388416

im sure he wont mind any beautifying name you call him, he hears all anyway.

>> No.1388453

>>1388272

Money in itself is neither evil nor good, as it is merely an extension of power. God himself adknowledges this in the Bible, as He asks for 10% of your wealth in order to fund his church.

>> No.1388460

>>1388452
that is his actual name in the hebrew bible, not "God."

>> No.1388489

no, the govenment make money of religion, which is evil, god doesnt do that. you picture god as some kind of 'random miracle' generator; sure, he has done a lot of miracles, like being the reason for existence, but he doesn't sit in the sky upon a cloud helping us out with our problems in reality. he just gives us our life and our wisdom. our knowledge comes from our own interpretation of life.

i'm wise because i can put 2 and 2 together
i'm knowledgable because i know that equates 4
>>1388453

>> No.1388494

fuck your god,
fuck jesus
piss on the fible

>> No.1388500

>>1388329
Nope, they had the balls to admit that one god was a psychopath while the other was loving and decent. They were able to see that Yahweh was nothing more than a vengeful tribal deity trying to pass itself off as the creator of the universe and supreme goodness. Not that I believe this but it makes the most sense.

>> No.1388517

is anybody out there?
it feels like i'm talking - to - my - self

>> No.1388521

>>1388500

my god is a just god, in wrath and mercy.

i would have to ask him why though? with manly tears and such.

>> No.1388522

>>1388500
Except the New Testament god threatens everyone who doesn't worship him with eternal damnation, and pretty much destroys the world in the Book of Revelation. He doesn't seem very loving and decent in the New Testament either.

>> No.1388523

>>1388517
Let this shit thread die.

>> No.1388526

I LOVE THE BIBBLE SO MUCH I HAVE SEX WITH DUCKS

>> No.1388528

the extract i posted is our world at this moment
the current time in the bible is revalations,
it's occuring now,

>> No.1388532

>>1388522
Oh good points, completely forget that. Hm, maybe the Gnostics were fucktards. Hell, Yahweh was nicer; He never threatened any one with hell and he wanted his chosen people (DA JOOOS) to enjoy their home.

>> No.1388542

lol, it's bad in revalation because of god, because of our bond with him, we are causing his wrath, and he cannot help it,

>> No.1388548

>>1388532
Except the Old Testament god made up all that fucked up shit in the Law of Moses, flooded the earth, punished adam and eve for doing something when they didn't understand "good and evil," had the jews commit genocide on certain races, etc.

>> No.1388551

>>1388528
That's cool but I don't see any flying housemen or some naked chick riding a seven headed dragon.

>> No.1388574

>>1388548
Alright fine fine god I give up. This shit is ridiculous.

>> No.1388580

>>1388574
lol

>> No.1388585

>>1387186
JESUS IS THE SUN
FUCK

>> No.1388593

its because you interpret the horsemen as different to what they are. you're taught to think like that

>> No.1388600

For fuck's sake, /sci/..

This thread has been on the front page for HOURS now. I SAGE it every time I see it, but it's still here!

/sci/ is /fail/; /sci/ is /dead/. Moot should kill off it's zombie corpse and be done with it, because you all SUCK.

>> No.1388614

guess who 'Death' is

>> No.1388616

>>1388600
/sci/ has been a religious troll board since the week it was created

>> No.1388619

>>1388614
the personification of death

hurrr

>> No.1388626

more importantly,
i bet you don't know who 'Hades' is
>>1388619

>> No.1388642

>>1388626
one of the many gods who could pwn the jew god

durrr

>> No.1388648

Hades represents what Controls Death
>>1388642
>>1388642
>>1388642
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>> No.1388663

what do you interpret this as?
cause immediately I think stars

And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.

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you guis

what if ego wasn't a troll

>> No.1388727

How do you interpret this?

I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

I see this as the government making money off religion, making you believe in a edited jewish religion, which is not at all like te first, because you imagine this huge beautiful story, (i still think its beautiful) when it's simple. the beauty really shows because you can describe it in this way, and understand it fully.

>> No.1388740

>>1388727
there are no christfags left in this thread

pretty much all the posts you've been replying to for like the past half hour were me trolling you

>> No.1388774

thats ok, i'm not letting this thread die though, like your so called 'mental confidence' when the topic God comes up

>> No.1388777

FAAALCON BUMPPP!!!

>> No.1388788

Well lets be honest, we are what god truly wants, so being close to him is okay, it's not hard to have a little faith in yourself

>> No.1388804

do you know how good it feels to know god, and know my heart, I can sit here and feel love

>> No.1388829

sometimes when i listen to songs, instead of visioning someone i love, i pretend its about my love to god, feels good man

>> No.1388860

>>1388829

mind blown.

>> No.1388866

>>1388829
yahweh is homosex for you too

>> No.1388868

>>1388727
>>1388774
>>1388777
>>1388788
>>1388804
>>1388829

Give it up, ego

>> No.1388876

ite ill let this thread die now, was fun

>> No.1389133

nigga