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I came to forum for science understanding, I need aid. You see, I make fornication with girl last night, and when I place my penis genitalia in her anal, she poopfart all over bearskin rug! Now, know please that rug has been in family since uncle Vladamir ran from Moscow to escape great communist party! When she poopfart on rug, I panic and am very upset! So I hit in mouth, then she bleed on it too! As if to mock my family's struggle! I take fireplace poker, smash it through eyeball socket. She die, then I put in bathtub to bleach and melt her into drain. I need know, how to clorox bleach pen poopfarts and blood from rug please.

Many thanks,
Eugene

>> No.1385842

well dont bleach the rug since that will just cause it to discolor

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/b/?

>> No.1385867

wat

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>>1385836
wat

>> No.1386678

I actually read this in my head with a russian accent.

>> No.1386734

>>1385836
Hey, that's not funny, my mother died that way.

>> No.1386736

You'll need some large polyethylene containers to dissolve the body in hydrofluoric acid. Do NOT use the bathtub. I know someone who put a hole in their ceiling from that. Also: don't get HF on your skin and you should have calcium carbonate tablets and calcium gluconate gel on hand in case.

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