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1383146 No.1383146 [Reply] [Original]

>Science is nothing but an attempt to impose human logic and order to a universe that doesn't revolve around us. The universe is illogical, chaotic, paradoxical and overall incomprehensible , it doesn't give a shit about the false values of a mistaken genetic mutation like humanity.

>> No.1383148

>The universe is illogical, chaotic, paradoxical and overall incomprehensible

Lol what a feeble mind.

>> No.1383156

Quantum electro dynamics would like a word with you.

>> No.1383163

>>1383146

at least he didn't say anything about god

>> No.1383171

>>1383146
>Clearly OP isn't a mathematics PHD who makes 300k a year.

>> No.1383178

ITT: scifags getting told.

but without science we would have...?

>> No.1383188

Cuz that's all the sciences. Retard.

>> No.1383208

OP is implying the conception of science from the summer /sci/ retard.

im there with you OP. everyone BELOW or ABOVE this line is getting trolled

>> No.1383253

OP isn't implying shit, OP is trolling

Also, regarding
>The universe is illogical, chaotic, paradoxical and overall incomprehensible
e^(i*pi) = -1

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>>1383146
Fuck you.
I invented a lightbulb.

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>>1384566
sure you didn't steal it like everything else wind bag?

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>>1384566
And you still owe me 50,000 dollars, bastard.

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1384645

hi guys whats going on he- OMG EDISION GET THE FUCK OUT

RIGHT NOW

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

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>> No.1384664

>Science is nothing but flexing theory so they describe the universe, with better accuracy every time.

Fix'd

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>>1384658
Hey Gaywad.
Fuck you and your coil.

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>> No.1384703

i lol'd

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>>1384658
>>1384663
>>1384658
Tesla you say you're a scientist, but what did you ever contribute to science? The AC motor? That's engineering.

-Sincerely, Ernest Rutherford, discoverer of the nucleus and first true alchemist. Heck I even have an element named after me. You just have a unit named after you and an unofficial one at that.

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>>1384704
I for one respect him and everything he has contributed, who are you again? Irenest Runther ? Ok, I'll keep that name in mind.

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Oh hey guys, whats going on here?

>> No.1384753
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Sagan, get out of here, you're not invited

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The fuck did you just say little bitch?

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Woah man take it easy, was just joking.

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1384771

Everyone cool it! Let's not let this get out of hand!

>> No.1384773

Even if the universe were illogical, chaotic, and incomprehensible, we could apply structures which help us use and understand these aspects.

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>>1384767
>>1384753
Fuck you Jesus, Sagan is always invited.

>> No.1384786

oh wow.

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>>1384774
Fuck you, Carl. I invented pop-sci so the likes of you could find a job when your academic career shits the bed.

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1384801

Hey, Jesus, I got my very own religion. What about youuuuuu?

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>>1384789
Faggots like you amuse me.

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1384806

let us all calm down and be rational about this.

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>>1384806
I agree Issac.

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>>1384804
See this, Carl? Yeah, that's a fucking Nobel Prize. Take that and stuff it up your Cosmos.

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Hey guys, I just discovered DNA and Frances Crick pretended it was him.

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>>1384828

Fuck you bitch. It's Francis, not Frances.

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>>1384828
Please, bitch, chemistry? Are you really going to bring that shit up again? Jesus, get over it.

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>>1384822
See this, Dick? It's the fucking Pulitzer Prize. Shove that in your diagrams.

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>>1384834
Don't make me fuck up your shit, Feynman.

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>>1384828
>>1384832
>>1384834
>>1384835

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>>1384828
You shut your whore mouth when men are talking.
Lah Dee fucking dah you took some X-ray pictures, you're a fucking engineer for all I care.

Fucking Niggers.

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>>1384835

I was unaware they handed out awards for gigantic faggotry.

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>>1384846
>>1384853

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>>1384857

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>>1384822
Furk man. I found daht alpha helix and got a nobel.
While I was sleeping, bitch.

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>>1384853

Fuck you, old coot. I gave science one of the first and most cohesive theories of radiation. Also, I martyred myself for science.

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>>1384857
Says the man on the board of directors for the American Society of Advanced Faggot Research.

I'd show you my best scientific work but it's on its way through interstellar space as the fastest man made object ever. Here's a postcard it sent.

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>>1384863

It'll be cool bro, I promise.

>> No.1384879

Wow, that was the first time I was ever so angry that I attempted to Kamehameha...

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hey Issac, hows it hangin?

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>>1384874
Sagan you can suck my footlong Catholic cock. You wish you had disovered anything worthwhile, you know, like the Big Bang; maybe you've heard of it?

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>>1384891
Leave me alone. For the love of God. Leave me alone.

>> No.1384907

Holy shit this thread is amazing

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>>1384877
yes i supo-

>>1384891
FUUUCK YOU LEIBNIZ, FUCK YOU BACK TO LEIPZIG

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>>1384902
At least I got the message of science out to more people instead of having little boys suck that cock you speak of but provide no evidence for and thus I am skeptical of.

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>>1384806

Hey Newton, did it hurt?

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>>1384744

Greetings my old nemesis. How have you been liking the Copenhagen Interpretation?

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>>1384931

>> No.1384947
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Hello, fellas.

>> No.1384951
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1384951

Fuck ya'll. I was around when science was done right.

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>>1384938
Shit Bohr, he's got a pipe! Be careful!

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>>1384951

Yeah yeah, when I tried to bring science and rationalism to the people around me THEY MUTILATED ME TO DEATH WITH CLAM SHELLS.

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Have you invented this yet? THEN GET BACK TO WORK IF YOU'RE SO GOOD!

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>>1384954

It's all good, Pipe Dog, I have chosen not to observe Mr. Einstein.

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>>1384951
And by done right, you mean not done at all?

Wait, was it Archimedes who wrote the second most popular book among educated people of all time? No, it was me, Euclid, ya dumb fuck.

Geometry, out.

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>>1384957>>1384951

Give me a break, I was working on things you can even comprehend long before your people even came down from the trees.

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>>1384957

Damn bitch, you ain't worth shit. Where's mah boy Bernoulli? I programmed the motherfucking shit out of Babbage cheap-ass engine.

Suck my dick, Hypatia.

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>>1384957
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall fuck you up.

>> No.1384984

Yeah, this thread is incredible. It needs to be archived somehow.

>> No.1384991 [DELETED] 

>>1383145
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>> No.1384996

>>1384984
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

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>>1384951
Romans coming to end this faggotry.

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>>1384982
>>1384983

You see this look? This is the look I give before I kick both of your asses.

>> No.1385014

>>1384996
C'mon people, we need 5 more to archive this.

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>>1384983

I got your lever right here, you old prick. Where a good centurion when you need one?

Oh me? Well god damn, my balls are so big, they exceed my own fuckin limit.

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>>1385000

Hey baby, We met?

>> No.1385028

>4 more to archive

>> No.1385037

>>1385028
>2 more to archive

>> No.1385042

>Science is nothing but an attempt to impose human logic and order to a universe that doesn't revolve around us

Anthropomorphizing the universe is what religions do...and not a very good job at that.

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>>1384815
YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD ESCAPE ME YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK?

So you say the earth isn't the center of the universe. Is that it? Are you quite finished? Adults want to do some real science and not just wanking off. I would prefers more fucking Ptolemaic epicycles to your jerk-off face.

Harmonices Mundi, peace bitches.

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>>1385023
You spent five fucking years summing one series. You can suck my ass Euler.
Leave math for the real mathematicians.

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>>1385023

Motherfucker, your Christian ancestors are the ones who mutilated me with the clam shells. You are NOT getting this pussy.

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>>1385023

Yeah, we've met. My foot, meet your ass.

>> No.1385064

Still needs 2 more to archive...
>>1384996

>> No.1385065

Ampere
Archimedes
Arrhenius
Avogadro
Babbage
Bacon
Bardeen
Becquerel
Bernoulli
Bethe
Boas
Bohr
Boltzmann
Born
Boyle
Bragg
Cantor
Cardano
Cauchy
Cavendish
Celsius
cerenkov
Chandrasekhar

>> No.1385067

Chomsky
Church
Copernicus
coulomb
Crick
Crick.png
Curie
Dalton
Darwin
Davy
de Broglie
de Moivre
Debye
Descartes
dyson
Eddington
Ehrenfest
einstein
Euclid
Euler
Faraday
Fermat
Fermi
Feynman
filelist.txt
Fisher
Fleming
Fourier
Francis_Bacon
Franklin
fresnel
Fuchs.jpeg
Galilei
galois
Gauss
gellmann
Gibbs
Godel
Haber.png
Hall
Harvey
Heaviside
Heisenberg
helmholtz
Hertz
Hilbert
Hooke
Hubble
Humboldt
Huygens.jpeg
Jacobi
Joule
Jabir ibn Hayyan
Kekul‚
Kepler
Kirchhoff
Lagrange
Lamarck
Landau
Laplace
Lavoisier
Lebesgue.jpeg
Leibniz
LemaŒtre
Lenard
Liebig
Linnaeus
Lord_Kelvin
Lorentz
Lorenz
Mach

>> No.1385068

Holy fuck guys. I was the one doing the Kamakama with Tesla, Edison, Ernest, and Einstein. I also did Sagan meets jesus.

That was mostly samefag.

I really didn't think it was going to turn into this rofl.. nice job guys. Archive please.

>> No.1385078

Mandelbrot
Marconi
Maxwell
Mendel.png
Mendeleev.gif
Michelson
Millikan
Minkowski
Nernst
Newton
Ohm.gif
Oppenheimer
Paracelsus
pascal
Pasteur
Paul Dirac.gif
Pauli
Pauling
Planck.png
Plato_Aristotle
Poincar‚
Poisson
Popper
Priestley
Reynolds
Ricci
Riemann.jpeg
Riesz
Roentgen
Rutherford
Sagan
Sanger
Schrodinger
schwschild
Sommerfeld.gif
Stokes
Strutt
Tarski.jpeg
Teller
Tesla
Thomson
Torricelli
turing
Tycho_Brahe
Tyndall
van_der_Waals
Volta
von Neumann.gif
Watson
Watt
Wegener
Weierstrass
Young


Who am I missing? I want the whole set!

>> No.1385079

>>1384996
ONLY 1 MORE TO ARCHIVE

>> No.1385080

>>1385068
Mostly samefag too. Shit, did we only have about 3-4 people doing this?
Archive now.

>> No.1385083

>>1385080
Nah the beginning was samefag, it's not any more. It's way more. It's fucking funny.

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Babylon here. We were doing algebra while you Romans and Greeks were still trying to figure out what made babies.

>> No.1385092

>>1385080
There couldn't have been too many. I did most of the latter Sagans and the philosoraptor.

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>>1385048
Do calm yourself friend, everyone has their own contributions.

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7 VOTES FOR ARCHIVE ACHIEVED.

Congratulations, Gentlemen. We've done something here that will go down in the textbooks.

>> No.1385104

/sci/ suddenly just turned into a role playing game of dead scientists

>> No.1385108

>>1385092
I did the first 2 tesla, but love how it took off, great job internet, great job!

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>>1385048

Oh my dear Kepler. You know very well that you couldn't have discovered shit if it weren't for my astronomical observations.

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>>1385092
>>1385088
>>1385083

It's nice to see you assholes patting yourself on the back about a THREAD WELL DONE. I bet your're all "the fuck do I care if I waste my time on 4chan; I'm only an undergrad, I have plenty of time to contribute to science." I am here to say, FUCK YOUR SHIT. By age 20 (when I died, thanks for asking) I had written enough to start a new branch of mathematics, invent several new terms, and generally take a massive dump on the community.


Also, you can probably recognize my writing style in the various posts.

>> No.1385126

Euler here. Independant of any other samefaggotry.

ps. Fuck you Gauss, I paved the way for 90% of your ripped off BS.

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This, ladies and gentleman, was why the Internet was invented.

Sincerely, Internet founder Robert Kahn.

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>>1385088
Ahem.
FUCK YOU. knowledge of the Golden Ratio, Euclidean geometry (before Euclid), Algebra... y'know what,
We top you all.

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>>1385095

Contributions? Like having a thumb up Rudolph II's asshole?

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>>1385129
>>1385129

You shut your whore mouth, you know damn well it was me.

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>>1385124

How is that bullet wound treating you? Maybe you should have spent less time on Math and more time on learning to duel like a man.

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>>1385142
>>1385129

Actually you'll be pleased to know that I created the internet.

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>>1385170
Hahaha, don't kid yourself Al Gorey.

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Look at all these stupid math pissants coddling their precious theories. Geuss what assholes? All of them are built on formal systems (here's looking at you Euclid for starting that inane trend) which are all either inconsistent or incomplete.

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>>1385193
o rly?

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>>1385197
ya rly

>> No.1385206
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i fucked your wife

>> No.1385209
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I dont give a damn who created the internet
IM THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS IT

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Has anyone seen my cat? LOL

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>>1385196

Cheer up Godel, You don't have to be an Emo kid and always ruin everyone's fun.

>> No.1385219

>>1385212
I have and haven't. He went and didn't go that way →

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>>1385212
Your cat? I'll tell ya what, your cat ate posion that's what I'll tell ya, your cat's dead I tell ya, it's been gone

We had an experiment, remember?

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Hey guise, is dis the physics club? Well I built an atom smasher in my garage during high school xD.

P.S. Did I tell you guys about the atom smasher I built in high school?

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Pi here, Ya'll niggas have NO CLUE the kinda shit I'm capable of. You're like tiny ants trying to figure out how to move a boulder.

It is, and always will be beyond your tiny minds. You can keep trying to figure out me and the rest of my buddies the Transcendental numbers. It makes us laugh.

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>>1385240
Kaku shut up with your shit. All you are is a popscientist Asian whore. I managed to do some real science and I can only a muscle somewhere under my chin. Your Shit Steven Hawking out

>> No.1385266

>>1385262
>stephen hawking calling someone else a popscientist

shit, that is funny.

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>>1385262

Black hole here, I shit Steven Hawking out.

>> No.1385279

>>1385262

Yeah yeah, at least I can talk you cripple.

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>>1385262
You shut your whore mouth. I'm not the faggot predicting an end to humanity on some gay discovery channel series.

>> No.1385282

>>1385262
It is horrible what he has been reduced to, mostly by his illness.

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>>1385280
And also, my hair is much better.

You jealous because I get dat ass?

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>>1385283

Dat Engineer ass.

>> No.1385290

>>1385274
Black hole, have you met Pi? I told him so much about you and how useless you both are.

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>>1385266
Problem?

>> No.1385300

>>1385290

Anonymous, Have you met the physical universe? Pi and it are good friends. They've decided you are a fucking idiot.

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>>1385283

>> No.1385338

hollllllyyyy shitt... way to connect people who had absolutely nothing to do with each other

Seriously, Jesus and Sagan? Lenin and Al gore?

You jackoffs

>> No.1385349

>>1385338

Jesus was Sagans saviour.
As was Lenin to Gore.

>> No.1385434

Archived yet?

>> No.1385438

>>1385434
don't think so, but it's been requested

>> No.1385449

This is the greatest thread in the history of greatest threads.

>> No.1385465

>>1385449
Pretty much

>> No.1385479

>>1385434

its been done

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You're a' a bunch of gobshites.

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>> No.1387475

wow, not this shit again

>> No.1387557

Philosophy dude here. Op is a retard. Any half-wit can see that the universe is a fairly ordered place. If we were all multicolored amorphous blobs of meat and plasma, with no distinct parts, then THAT would be chaos. 9 planets orbiting a star, in the same direction, which is in turn orbiting a supermass in the center of the galaxy, which is one of many, is pretty well ordered. Hierarchies like that point to order.

>> No.1387817

this thread
>shit

WAT???

>> No.1388656

Best thread on /sci/