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Ohello /science/, my name is Michael Cocku. I always like to browse at |sci| and I also like magnets too, as you do. 3.14=0 LOL. I also like disproving evoltion (a geuss), Free will , perpetual motion and FTL travel LOL. Due to the fact that i'm not a engineer i know that /science/ is in posession of a great variety of "IQ", at least those of you that aren't liberal arts majors. in a nutshell, I need sientists to deliver to an North Korean think tank some of this "IQ" (you know what i mean LOL). MIRACLES EVERYWHERE IN THIS BOARD. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

>> No.1382335

What the fuck did I just read

>> No.1382352
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1382352

LOL SO SCIENTIFIC XD

>> No.1382371

No Michael Cocku, this board doesn't have many IQs. I know that you would like to send them to North Korea for the smarty people think tank but /sci/ is a dumb bored for dumb people who believe in evolution and follow the religion of atheism. SORRY BUT NO IQS OR MIRACLES HERE MICHAEL.

>> No.1382382

>I also like disproving evoltion (a geuss)

Copypizza for sure. But still funny

>> No.1382386

i lol'd a bit.

good one, OP

>> No.1382392

Archive this shit.

>> No.1382544

I don't care if this becomes spam pushing legitimate threads off of the front page, the skill of that beard's drawing is epic

>> No.1382550
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>> No.1382551

>>1382316

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>> No.1382600

fuck you michio kaku owns you

>> No.1382611

did someone archive this yet

>> No.1382620

entire thread = samefag masturbating to his own copypasta

>> No.1382618

>>1382611
why archive?

those will it fly things are usually funnier
this one is ok though.

also, i like michio kaku

>> No.1382628

>PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

lol'd

>> No.1382639

I want the original now.

Good show, though.

>> No.1382640

Everyone posting in this thread is OP samefagging.

>> No.1382660

Well, not bad.
Things to refine:
1) 3.14=0 - is this supposed to be 0.999... = 1? Try to make it more obvious.
2) Less LOLs.
3) If you are including engineers, add something about sexuality. Not "engis=homo DUR", though - that would suck, just like it does in real /sci/ shitposts.
4) Change BOARD to something.

>> No.1382671

>>1382660

Shut up, samefag.

>> No.1382689

If I am op then who the op is if it isn't me, the op.

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1382694

Excuse me, my name's Mr... uh... eyN... yes Mr Eyn, and I for one like the way Mr Cocku thinks

>> No.1382706

All this well-written english is midfucking me.

>> No.1382759

LOL EPIC WIN QP

>> No.1382764

>>1382694
...

well played

>> No.1383749
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1383749

THAT'S NOT MICHAEL COCKU IT'S MICHIO KAKU

OMFG

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1383840

i approve.