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Ok /sci/ use your knowledge of everything you have. I will say a bunch of facts, put it together and figure out how to get to the brownie or whatever the fuck it is on the other side of the wall.

-The box is actually spherical, just made it square for artistic purposes.

-You, the troll face, have unlimited amounts of energy.

-You are in 2 to 9 dimensional world. You have between 2 to 9 spacial dimensions, depth not being one of them.

-You cannot break the wall or go through it.

-Time may or may not also be factor, or a whole another dimension.

-The boxed in area is the whole Universe

Let the games commence.

>> No.1368242

portals.

>> No.1368258

Wormholes. Fucking wormholes.

>> No.1368266

>>-Time may or may not also be factor, or a whole another dimension.
do constant measurements (lasergrid!) close to your side of the wall.
wait until the wavefunction of every single electron and parton of the cake collapses at your side of the wall.

profit.

>> No.1368268

u obviously perform a barrel roll through the barrier. /thread

>> No.1368275

>You have between 2 to 9 spacial dimensions, depth not being one of them.
uh you do realize that "depth" is just the name we give to the third spatial dimension right? The third dimension is the same thing as "depth" regardless of whether you call it that.

>> No.1368274

wormholes... how do they work?

besides how can you create a worm hole?

>> No.1368277

Are you fucking kidding me? Jump to a different plane in a higher dimension, walk AROUND the wall, jump back into your original dimension, eat brownie.

>> No.1368279

Unlimited energy, you say? I would smash into the wall at infinite velocity. It will break.

>> No.1368284

Is this about non proved theories of things barely observable in the universe?

-how can there be more than 3 spacial dimensions?

>> No.1368285

>>1368275
dimensions don't have to go in any particular order

>> No.1368293

>>1368285
Sure, but the convention is that the first dimension is length, second is width, and third is depth.

My point is that OP's restriction is completely meaningless because the idea that you can somehow exclude "depth" when you have three or more spatial dimensions is nonsensical.

>> No.1368303

Wait a looong time...the sphere you are encased will have it's materials undergoe radioactive decay, thus changing many propreties of them, including mass and density, thus causing the sphere to collapse. Walk to brown.

>> No.1368313

>2 to 9 spacial dimensions

>space is defined by 3 dimensions

>> No.1368316

Unlimited energy? Then you should be able to break through the wall. Either way, I recommend turning off the lights and quantum tunneling.

>> No.1368323

Consider that it is a highly improbably event that the brownie will spontaneous pass through the barrier and into your hands.

Notice that you have infinite time and energy.

Wait.

Profit.

>> No.1368325

if wall cannot be broken how does troll know brownie?

schroedingers brownie

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1368339

Just wait for it.

It cannot win.

>> No.1368342

>>1368313
a spatial dimension is just a dimension you can move through by way of kinetic energy

>> No.1368345

>>1368313
>space and spacial are two different things

>> No.1368346

>>1368313
facepalm

>> No.1368348

>>1368313
faggot kill yourself

>> No.1368353

>>1368348
>>1368346

samefaggotery

>> No.1368355

>>1368353
Yes, samefaggotry 20 seconds within each other.

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1368358

fukk

>> No.1368359

>>1368355

butthurtery

>> No.1368373

JUST JUMP TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND WALK AROUND THE WALL.

JUST JUMP TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND WALK AROUND THE WALL.

JUST JUMP TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND WALK AROUND THE WALL.

JUST JUMP TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND WALK AROUND THE WALL.

>> No.1368378

>>1368359
>>1368353

Same faggotry

>> No.1368384

the box is the universe dumbshits
the wall is multidimensional

>> No.1368385

>>1368378

lamefaggotery

>> No.1368394

Ooh, I got it. He said the trollface cannot break or go through the wall, but he didn't say anything about the brownie. Build a massive electromagnet (however big it needs to be, unlimited energy) to pull the brownie through the wall.

>> No.1368396

unpossible
breaks the Einstein-Hershey Law of chocolate
chocolat hate magnets

>> No.1368402

>>1368396
DAMMIT

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1368408

Considering you have unlimited amounts of energy, rip your own fucking head off.

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>> No.1368434

>>1368426
BUT HOW DO YOU GET THE PORTAL ON THE OTHER SIDE???

>> No.1368436

>>1368434
mirrors

>> No.1368437
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>> No.1368438

>>1368434
nine dimensions

>> No.1368439
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>> No.1368444
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1368444

OP never said you can't go inside of the wall.

>> No.1368450

>>1368444

lolwat?

>> No.1368475

>>1368444
I think you missed the point.

>> No.1368498

>>1368439
The wall is present in all 9 dimensions.
Even if you went it to the 3rd/4th dimension the wall would still be there.

>> No.1368505

E=mc^2

so infinite energy convert to infinite mass which makes a black hole

ANSWER= TROLL IS BROWNIE

>> No.1368534

>>1368505
I like this. Since we're describing the universe as a boxed in area, it follows that it is a universe of finite size. A trollface with infinite energy could create a black hole of infinite mass, and therefore infinite size. It would encompass the entire universe, including the brownie.

>> No.1368549

stephen hawking has a friend who broke rule 1 and 2

>> No.1368563

>>1368498
A wall can't exist in all 9 dimensions.

Like I said, fucking stupid.

>> No.1368572

>>1368563
brainwashed by the Newton

cmon, string theory, get on boarddd

>> No.1368586

>>1368572
>implying newton had the advanced mathematics we have today

>> No.1368597

>implying physics didn't get advanced at all the last 40 years

>> No.1368593

implying physics gets re taught everytime you take a class on it

>> No.1368619

>>1368613
implying that they are

>> No.1368613

>>1368597
inferring that Feynman, Einstein, Sagan arent ded

k lolz

>> No.1368635

>>1368572
Dimensions 4-9 or whatever don't exist so.

>> No.1368638

>>1368597
>>1368613
>>1368619


circular double dildo

>> No.1368643

what kind of massive faggot spells 'spatial' 'spacial'?

>> No.1368647

Jst pt sm mgnetz in der.

>> No.1368648

>>1368635
In mathematics they do.

What are you, a biology major?

>> No.1368660

lololol

bio ownd

>> No.1368663

>>1368648
>In mathematics they do.
aka, they don't exist.

>> No.1368673

>>1368663

bio says that you have a brain.
mathematics begs to differ

>> No.1368679

>>1368663
>I don't have a logical definition of the word "exist". I spend my time arguing with philosophers over this word rather than contributing anything useful to math or science.

>> No.1368672

>>1368648
No they don't. Go learn math you fucking freshman.

>> No.1368669

>>1368663
By that logic, you can also say singularities don't exist.

Which will put you back to string theory.

>> No.1368683

String theory is only a hair above black magic. GTFO that shit isn't science.

>> No.1368688

>>1368672

Yes they do, go learn hypergeometry you goddamn undergraduate.

>> No.1368693

science became black magic.

it was a necessary evil.
really, read a book on anything thats not dik sucking, kduh

>> No.1368698

>>1368673
>>1368660
>>1368648
I was a Bio major undergrad.

Pretty sure I've contributed more to society in a week than you have in your entire life :(

>> No.1368700

>>1368683

>I don't actually know the first thing about string theory, nor do I intend to learn about it for myself. My scientific education will be nothing but dead weight for the scientific world as I have no scientific curiosity or vigor.

>> No.1368706

MOAR DIMENSIONS EXIST
NO THEY DONT
YES THEY DO
NOT THEY DONT
YES THEY DO
NOT THEY DONT
YES THEY DO

Fuck YOU. If some faggot with a full scholar ship to Harvard said so, might as well take his advice.

>> No.1368709

>>1368698
lololololol

What did you do, save some bugs in your backyard and convinced yourself that because of the ecosystems frailty you practically saved all of mankind?

>> No.1368711

at least pic a real physics school

potomac state kourse

>> No.1368712

>>1368698
>Bio major undergrad
>Bio major

^fag^

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1368721

xkcd wim

>> No.1368722

>>1368214

How many dimensions does that wall exist in?

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>> No.1368736

All those "facts" and no object to the game. I do nothing.

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1368748

I take out a pen, and draw a hole/ use and eraser to erase the wall.

>> No.1368760

My god this is hilarious.

>> No.1368761

>>1368735
bio major curiousity.

too hung up on calories and fat deposits, eh?

btw who was the last biologist on Colbert?

>> No.1368766

look faggots, if the wall only has width, depth, and height then it is only 3 dimensions in size.

That means that you only need a minimum of 4 dimensions to go around it. You see, depth is really no different from any other dimension in any way, if you travel in the fourth dimension then it's like traveling in another depth where you can go around the wall.

So really you just need to move in any dimension besides the first three where the wall exists and then go around the wall and move back into your original coordinate in that dimension.

>> No.1368772

>>1368709
Removed a 24 inch piece of wood from a man's abdomen, assisted in putting an entire face back together, assisted in a heart transplant, lung transplant, complete hip replacement, etc. When I become an attending I'll be doing all these things myself.

Have fun crunching numbers bro

>> No.1368774

trolls please continue your trolling, use images please

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>>1368735
You're implying even if you DID believe in higher dimensions you would be able to DO something about it? fucking lol

>> No.1368789

chem engr
for the win
makes all your fancy schmancy meds and tools get bent with a distilling column

>> No.1368787

>>1368772

SUP GUYS I'M A BIO MAJOR AND I WATCHED A DOCTOR TAKE A PIECE OUT OF A GUYS ABDOMEN

SHIT WAS SO CASH

>> No.1368796

>>1368787
So much asspain. I was an MD when you were just starting your freshman year :(

>> No.1368802

shoulda picked a major with a job after four yrssss

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1368818

ima hipnotize yo bitches 2 sendz m $ from bein doctorzzz

k now

>> No.1368834

move an inch in the ana direction, move past the wall, move an inch in the kata direction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_dimension#Orthogonality_and_vocabulary

>> No.1368888

>>1368834
right, because even though the wall has height, depth, and width, it does not have spissitude or any higher dimensional analogues.

>> No.1368908

eat the wall and stick the browni in your butt

>> No.1368928

>>1368437
Fuckin win.

>> No.1368942

Use a magnet! we don't even know how do they work.

>> No.1368947

I go back in time to before when the boxes were created and grab the cake.

>> No.1368951

>>1368908
someone already won, but this deserves second place

>> No.1369238

>>1368947
IMROSSIBLE