/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.1358865]

So /sci/, what scientific theories are there for ghosts? A lot of people see them, some even in my family, so I'm really inclined to believe they exist.

[Anonymous No.1358877]

There are no recorded cases of a smart person seeing a ghost.

[Anonymous No.1358875]

your family, and you, are retarded

[Anonymous No.1358881]

>>1358875
>>1358877

No need to be a dick about your opinion

[Anonymous No.1358882]

They do exist and are full explained by science.

Look up the mathematics of wonton burrito meals

[Anonymous No.1358886]

how do you faggots explain the OP photo than

[Anonymous No.1358890]

>>1358881
>opinion

facepalm.jpg

/x/ is that way -------------->

[Anonymous No.1358893]

>>1358890

Care to elaborate without using a meme?

[Anonymous No.1358902]

ITT: scientists evade what they can't explain, like always

[Anonymous No.1358914]

>>1358893
nope, I don't

[Anonymous No.1358920]

Over a hundred years humans have been able to make photographs and yet we don't got a single photographic evidence.

[Anonymous No.1358922]

optical illusion, samefag. anything can be made to look like a face/whatever if it's blurry enough and you use some imagination.

[Anonymous No.1358927]

>>1358893
Ghosts don't exist, it's not an opinion. You are retarded. Good Job.

[Anonymous No.1358932]

>>1358902
That's generally how science works. Stabs in the dark are not permitted which is why lab coats are white

[Anonymous No.1358931]

>>1358922
I call bullshit on that

[Anonymous No.1358934]

In order for ghosts to be visibly observed they must interact with photons. This requires a higgs-boson. An object with higgs-bosons must have mass.

Qed:ghosts either have mass or cannot be observed, so observing a ghost should be impossible, or ghosts suddenly appearing and then disappearing violates conservation of mass/energy.

[Anonymous No.1358936]

>>1358902
If by evade you mean 'lol nope," then that is correct.

[Anonymous No.1358937]

OP here, I don't want you to lose all faith in humanity, so I'll just let you know that I was trolling.

I did believe in ghosts though when I was 15.

[Anonymous No.1358938]

>>1358920
no photos.. lol
there's videos too in case you want to ignore those as well

inb4 hoaxes, all of them

[Anonymous No.1358945]

question... would a scientist report seeing a ghost even if he saw one? (like legit full creepy ghost body and everything that goes with it)

Seems to me like it would be in his best interest not to.

[Anonymous No.1358947]

>>1358934
higg-bosoms are no more real than ghosts. neither has been observed.

[Anonymous No.1358948]

>>1358934
>ghosts suddenly appearing and then disappearing violates conservation of mass/energy.

>particles suddenly appearing and then disappearing violates conservation of mass/energy.

I don't believe in ghosts either, but this reasoning is a little out of date, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.1358954]

>>1358947
And here we see a very rare creature, the Herpae derpae, in its natural environment.

[Anonymous No.1358956]

>>1358948
trufax

[Anonymous No.1358963]

>>1358938

hoaxes, all of them

[Anonymous No.1358964]

>>1358948
Particles aren't assumed to have a consciousness, there's a difference between a photon randomly popping up and a giraffe randomly popping up

>>1358947
Either way you have to have mass, the HB is just how we currently describe the quality of mass

[Anonymous No.1358969]

>>1358964
>Particles aren't assumed to have a consciousness

The fuck are you trying to imply, nigger?

[Anonymous No.1358972]

So much trolling in this thread...

[Anonymous No.1358978]

>>1358964
where is your god now?

[Anonymous No.1358990]

>>1358902

What do you want a fucking scientific answer why they dont exist?

[Anonymous No.1358993]

>>1358969

[Anonymous No.1359003]

It's a motherfuckin' miracle!

[Anonymous No.1359005]

Hey OP, a lot of people are idiots, some even in your family.

[Anonymous No.1359010]

>>1358947

lol,nope. Show me scientific data explaining that ghosts SHOULD exist.

[Anonymous No.1359021]

Ghosts, are made of many many small magnets, that way, they can interact with each other, and appear transparent when their rotasitional velocidensity is large enough.

Also walk through walls and break physics because division by zero and I say so

[Anonymous No.1359026]

Anyone have that pic wher Jesus appears in a dog's pubic hair (?)?

[Anonymous No.1359034]

>>1359026

I do

[Anonymous No.1359035]

hallucinations everywhere up in this bitch

[Anonymous No.1359045]

>>1358934
>implying that ghosts are actually physical objects and not a script run on the brain of someone in the vicinity of said "paranormal" activity.

Your science fails to comprehend 99% of the universe, add this to the pile

[Anonymous No.1359058]

>>1359045
ohtrollyousocrazy.jpg

[Anonymous No.1359073]

>>1359045
>implying "script run on the brain" aren't physical

Fuckin' souls, how do they work?

[Anonymous No.1359083]

>>1359045
So being around some sort of source makes electrons and hormones in your body go fucking crazy?

That makes even less sense than ghosts

[Anonymous No.1359103]

>>1359083
Fucking neutrinos how do they work!? Oh wait we don't know yet how they interact with matter. Seems plausible to me that they might interfere with your brain.

[Anonymous No.1359109]

>>1359083

No, it makes perfect sense, really, or at least it makes a LOT more sense than herp derp magic.

Also, FYI, "Source" can be anything from an image, drugs, sounds, etc. etc.
Also have a spin at this:
http://www.netliberty.net/dreamachine.html

[Anonymous No.1359113]

>>1359109
I retract this, because he totally IS implying herp derp magic >>1359103

[Anonymous No.1359257]

>>1359113
Why did you link to >>1359103?

[Anonymous No.1359308]

Fifth dimension.

Parapsychology.

Aliens.

[Anonymous No.1359314]

I know /sci/ and /x/ look very similar but please go take your nonsense elsewhere.