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ITT post your age, current job if you have any and all your degrees as well as from which university they are.

I'll post my info in a few posts.

I want to know who I am dealing with here.

>> No.1338099

>'ll post my info in a few posts.

>I want to know who I am dealing with here.

Read: I want to know how much I have to lie to still be impressive.

>> No.1338105

Age 16
Employee at McDonald's
Middle school diploma

>> No.1338110

22

work unpayed (intern) for my uni

In a couple of weeks I'll have my BSc
So far only a middle school diploma

>> No.1338118

>>1338099
21

Currently employed in a shitty unrelated job for the summer.

2010+
École de Technologie Supérieure
Bachelor of Software Engineering

2007 - 2010
Cégep de Sherbrooke
Diploma of College Studies, Computer Science Technology

I'm not really that awesome bro

>> No.1338125

13 and half
no job yet
middle school diploma but i'm getting a phd later

>> No.1338134

>>1338125
>13
>diploma
What kind of shit educational system do they have in your country?

>> No.1338135

24
Game tester (quality assurance)
High school finished and don't intend to go (again) to a college/university. I love learning and science is my life but I fucking hate the education system and how everything is done in schools.

>> No.1338143

>>1338134
Amurikkka. We loves givin' diplomas to the losers!

>> No.1338146

>>1338134

there are private elementary and middle schools that go through a graduation ceremony with robes, hats and all. it is incredibly sad.

>> No.1338147

>>1338135
>high school diploma
>science is my life
no it isn't

>> No.1338157

15
Pizza Delivery/Tech support (£5/hour and about £140 a month respectively)
No degrees, for obvious reasons. As and A*s in all academic subjects

>> No.1338158

>>1338135
>Game tester (quality assurance)
Enjoy being the shit tier of the gaming industry.

>> No.1338164

>>1338147
Learning about astronomy, physics, chemistry, history, biology, paleontology and a few others then.
Thought it was easier the way I said it the first time.

>> No.1338169

>>1338157
>A*s in all academic subjects

You should have no trouble finding a path.

>> No.1338172

40
substitute teacher
English
Ball State University

>> No.1338174

>>1338164
Teaching yourself is the best way to become a pseudo-scientist

>> No.1338176

19
Supermarket customer service.
Working on bachelors in physics and chemistry at a run of the mill state school.

>> No.1338181

>>1338174
I don't want to become a pseudo-anything.
Also I'm very skeptic, I don't believe anything unless I read a few papers about it and I completely understand the subject.

>> No.1338187

>>1338181
The best resource is experienced scientists, knowledgeable scientists. You can only get the best answer by cooperation... But your way is fine too.

>> No.1338207

24
Biochemist
BS in biochemistry

Am I the only actual scientist here?

>> No.1338219

25, working on masters in theoretical physics. Just have another civil engineering degree (nothing academic).

>> No.1338222

I work at the LHC

>> No.1338225

I'm 12 and what is this?

>> No.1338229
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1338229

>>1338088

23
Working at LHC @ CERN.
Working on Phd in physics @ UT.

>> No.1338238

18
bioinformatics
beginning undergrad at uchicago this fall (probably chem major)

>> No.1338240

>>1338229
ha ha ha oh wow

>> No.1338245
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1338245

>>1338240
thanks!

>> No.1338260

>>1338181
My point is that you won't actually understand anything complicated by just reading about it. You might think that you do, but you don't.

>> No.1338266

>>1338229
not this guy again. Really bro, go troll some other board. No one believes your shit stories.

"little guy"

>> No.1338268

23, Walmart associate, Bachelors in Physics from Florida Tech.

>> No.1338302

>>1338229
>implying you can do your PhD at the LHC

>> No.1338305

22

B.S. Geochemistry

State School

>> No.1338307

>>1338268
>wat

>> No.1338314

23

Business Intelligence Developer at Apple

Masters in Business Information Systems

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1338316

>>1338302
>>1338302
Tons of grad students are sent here for years. It is pretty sweet.

>> No.1338337

>>1338316
cool story bro

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

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1338336

>>1338266
Believe what you want little guy.
The fact is I do work at CERN.
I would prove it if I could, but no matter what proof I presented, your little mind would only believe what it whats to believe.

>> No.1338333

Age:∞
Ruler of all creation
Associates degree in liberal arts

>> No.1338344

>>1338146
this brought a smile onto my face.
:)

>> No.1338346

>>1338307

I can guarantee you Walmart has quite a number of employees with Phds, just because you work for Walmart doesn't mean you're on the floor.

>> No.1338350

>>1338260
But I do. I understand how the universe evolved, how stars and the solar system formed and evolved, how life appeared, evolution, general relativity (space-time concept, gravity), quantum physics(QCD, wave-particle duality, electro-magnetism), and other stuff. It's not that hard.

>> No.1338358

20

Physics Graduate Student

BS Math and BS Physics from Syracuse University

>> No.1338366

>>1338336
ARE YOU THE 4CHAN GUY FROM THE LIVE FEED BACK WHEN THEY WERE POWERING IT UP?

>> No.1338373

>>1338350
You understand it on a wikipedia level. Not enough to actually do experiments and publish papers. THAT is what science is. Going beyond knowledge and creating it yourself.

>> No.1338378

>>1338346

oh, >>1338268 here.
I do work the on the floor. I'm in the second lowest pay grade they offer.

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1338384

>>1338337
I am not gonna jump through hoops for ya, but I will get a pick of some shit that says CERN, before I leave for the day (in about 10 min). Then post it around 10min later.

Would that be proof enough? Or should I not even waste my time?

>> No.1338386

>>1338336
Hi again! Published anymore imaginary papers recently?

>> No.1338388

32
Physics Teacher at a UK school.

Civ Eng degree.
Working on Physics degree with OU.

>> No.1338391

>>1338260
are you saying that someone else must show it to you for it to be understood clearly?

>OH MY

>> No.1338402

>>1338336
Timestamped picture with your face, passport, published papers with particle accelerator on the background. I will accept no less.

>> No.1338405

>>1338350

"Anyone who claims to understand Quantum Mechanics is not telling the truth" - Richard Feynman

20
Chemical / Bioengineering Undergrad

>> No.1338408

>>1338384
the only proof we accept is an aerial photo with 4chan or /sci/ engraved on the soil over the LHC. You can do that on your way out right?

>> No.1338415

>>1338391
Not necessarily, but someone should check what your doing at least. You won't find all mistakes you make yourself. The funds and facilities that a university has to offer are also nice.

>> No.1338424

>>1338373
why do you even bother to talk to him? He is obviously delusional.

>general relativity (space-time concept, gravity)
haha, I know what kind of picture he has seen. But I bet my ass he's never seen the actual Einstein field equations, much less understood what they mean on a definitional level, and he certainly doesn't "understand" general relativity.

>> No.1338420

24.
bachelors in economics
masters in financial economics
working as a trader at a small hedge fund

>> No.1338422

>>1338415
you're*

my bad

>> No.1338433

>>1338373
>Going beyond knowledge and creating it yourself

Yeah, I don't want that. I just want to completely know the universe I live in and it's history.
And when I say that I mean know everything there is to know, it's like a thirst I can never fully satisfy.

>> No.1338437

18
none
entering into a general science degree in September and by the end I'll have either a physics or chemistry BA.

>> No.1338438

>>1338415
this is much better, advice is always welcome of course but judging on the scale of experiments these days, isn't it unrealistic to think of conducting experiments on your own?

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1338442

>>1338402
No, I would do a time stamp, but thats it. If that isnt enough for you, then FUCK OFF.

There is another way though.
Pick a wikipedia article (some random crappy shit that can be edited). I will edit it, with the words you choose.

You can then go back and see the IP address of the editor. Google the IP, and you will find it is CERN. Where I am at now.

Any takers? Or yall just faggots afraid of the guy who works at the LHC? Does the joker scare you?

>> No.1338452

>>1338442
How did you get a job at CERN? I mean, do they need lots of janitors over there?

>> No.1338461

>>1338442
>Or yall just faggots bored by the guy who claims to work at the LHC and has yet to offer a single useful or informative comment on /sci/?
Fixed.

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1338462

>>1338452
Funny guy. No we have engineers for that kinda shit. I am a grad student working at the LHC.

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1338466

>>1338461
All your conversations are all baby shit anyway.
If I ever say a real physics question, I would answer.

>> No.1338474

>>1338442
Cool story troll.

3/10 for effort.

>> No.1338472

>>1338462
If engineers did not exist you would collide particles by rubbing each other's dicks

>> No.1338477

>>1338462
Aren't you the guy who thinks all engineers are gay (seriously, not in a funny meme kind of way) even though they built that fucker?

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1338479

Well I guess there are no takers. Have fun getting trolled with religion threads. Later /sci/

>> No.1338482

>>1338466

Explain how superconductivity in a material arises please.

>> No.1338483

>>1338466
You're not terribly convincing. But that's because you don't want to be, right?

>> No.1338486

>>1338336
cool. I'm considering going to COMPASS next year

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1338488

Guys I work for the Illuminati, I'm age 14.
Sure is alot of slaves in here.

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1338499

>>1338488
>>1338488
I'm a talking dolphin and what is this?