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Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, you don't need light to listen to linkin park.

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Do not reply

>> No.1319454

>>1319429
>sage with image
>butthurt atheist teenager

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>>1319454
>>1319429
>>1319419
faggets

>> No.1319499

Q: How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.

>> No.1319503

I agree.

>> No.1319591

I don't get OP's joke.

>> No.1319600

BEST STRAWMAN EVER.

>> No.1319602

Q: How many romans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they use candles.

>> No.1319614

How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.

>> No.1319644

q: how many new agers does it take to screw in a ;ightbulb?
a:none, they start a coping with dARKNESS GROUP

>> No.1319663

I'm an atheist and I don't like Linkin Park.

>> No.1319670

how many newfags does it take to change i lightbulb.
3! 1 to hold it and 2 to spin the ladder

>> No.1319677

Q.)How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to change a light bulb?
A.)To cross the road!

>> No.1319686

>>1319663
so you really like being stimulated in your ass by other mens dicks? Because that's the options bro.

Atheist:
option A) Listens to Linking Park
option B) Enjoys gay sex

there's no option C)

>> No.1319699

>>1319686 Theres always Carlsberg!

>> No.1319851

>>1319686
Do I have to become Agnostic then?

>> No.1319864

>>1319851
Only if you like both.

>> No.1319875

Just one.

>> No.1319877

How many tachyons does it take to change a light bulb?

>> No.1319881

>>1319864
What if I'm Ignostic?

>> No.1319894

Go talk to your psychiatrist about your insecurities.

>> No.1319911

>>1319419
Lol'd. I went into my brother's room and told him this joke. We both lol'd.

>> No.1320100

>>1319911
it's gunna be a crazy friday

>> No.1320295

>>1319911

So you basically just admitted that you're a summerfag living at home with his parents.

Not that it's surprising, considering your post.