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1302549 No.1302549 [Reply] [Original]

God does not show himself or talk to us at all. You can ask as much as you want, but God will never be there. I pitty the christfags for worshipping someone who is either DEAD or never existed in the first place.

SATAN on the other hand, will appear. If you pray to SATAN, or ask SATAN to prove he exists, he will show himself or talk to you.
Seriously, just try it!!!!

>> No.1302560

satan, please post in this thread in the form of atheist

>> No.1302566

> If you pray to SATAN, or ask SATAN to prove he exists, he will show himself or talk to you.
>Implying he won't rape you to death when he shows himself

>> No.1302568

>>1302560
I laughed.

>> No.1302567

>implying god would talk to someone who thinks hes dead

>> No.1302569

>>1302560

Sup bro, can I borrow your soul for a little bit?

>> No.1302571

A belief in satan implies a belief in god.

0/10

>> No.1302578

>>1302569

Seems trust worthy, I think you should do it.

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I'm not fucking joking you dumbasses.
Go seriously pray to SATAN, and he will prove his existence to you. God does not exist, only SATAN. SATAN will explain it all to you!

>> No.1302629

>>>1302616
>1302560 was right. just stay in this thread

>> No.1302750

>>1302549
thanks?

>> No.1302753

>>1302571
see
>>1302616

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>>1302549

>> No.1302762

>>1302616
>>1302753
see
>>1302566

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>>1302549
nice

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>>1302762

Thats just Fucking ignorant. Why would you assume SATAN is an enemy? Did it say so in your book of fairy tales? LMAO


You want to know the truth, JUST FUCKING ASK SATAN YOU DUMBASS! HE WILL RESPOND, Unlike that imaginary character in that children book you revere so much!

>> No.1302777

>>1302549
if he'd give me some money, i would be happy.

>> No.1302776

>>1302770
OH SH- i definitely read this in the other religion thread

>> No.1302780

>>1302666
Satan are you here?

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>>1302549
Better then a christfag thread. Actual science here, not just faith. I may just "ask" satan.

>> No.1302789

>>1302560
ask an atheist anything

>> No.1302795
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>>1302780
When you are alone, at night, Pray to him. You will get a response!

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>>1302549

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>>1302549
Win!

>> No.1302872

you're just fuelling the shitstorm op.
just saying.

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>>1302549
satan fuck yeah!

>> No.1302887

>>1302872
not OP: what shitstorm?

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>>1302770
>IMPLYING I'M NOT SATAN

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This thread reminds me when I was thrown out of heaven after beating god in an arm wrestle.
>reactionimage.jpeg

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>>1302549
Agreed!

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>>1302549

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>>1302549
Best thread on /sci/

>> No.1303199

ok so if NOW I pray to satan to give me dem hip succubi is he gonna listen?

>> No.1303202
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A lot of you forget about us Christians. What we've done for the world. You go around touting your 'atheism' disease like it's God's Gift to the Earth. I've got news for you: It isn't.

Christians are the dying breed, the defenders of what is holy and right in this world. Atheists are the people gaining momentum.

Who started the crusades and cleansed a great swathe of Earth, thus staking our claim for the land that would be home to all Christians? Crusaders.

God's messengers. God save this wasted world. God save my enemies. God save my allies.

>> No.1303226

the word of God is what has caused the most war and chaos in the world, and you ask us to spread it.

the church has attempted to stop the progress of science of the basis that your imaginary friend told you it was incorrect and wrong. your people have tried to stop us, and when we succeed, you attempt to take the credit.

fuck you.... fuck you and your invisable jetski.

>> No.1303252

>>1303226
>the word of God is what has caused the most war and chaos in the world

I think that would actually be the Napoleonic wars and the two World Wars, none of which were religiously motivated.

>> No.1303441

>>1303252
In WW2, Hitler claimed that god instructed him.
SO FUCK OFF!

Hail SATAN!

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>>1302549

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agreeeeed

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>> No.1303601

>>1302549
this is true, but many jews, like myself, have an unbroken connection with HaShem and perceive Him in all aspects of creation. He speaks directly to us.

>> No.1303625

>>1302549
Though OP is troll, he has a point; Satan really is a nicer guy than god. After all, in the Story of Job he was just doing what god commanded him, and I don't remember Satan being involved in the great-flood.

>> No.1303634

>>1303625
this is so not true.

>> No.1303633

>>1303625
Plus, wasn't Satan called 'evil' just because he got tired of God's shit?

>> No.1303646

>>1302616
Try humbling yourself a little bit and you might actually hear Him.

Just because someone's voice is the loudest doesn't mean that it's the one to which you should listen.

>> No.1303648

666 get

>> No.1303656

>>1302549
YOU IDIOTS

HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE IN HIM, TO DOUBT

HE IS THE TEMPTER

OF COURSE HE 'SEEMS' MORE REAL....IT'S A TRICK

REMEMBER THIS IS HIS WORLD, IT IS HIS DEMONIC KINGDOM...

ONLY IF YOU DENY IT CAN YOU REACH THE KINGDOM OF GOD

>> No.1303661

HOW IS WHAT HE IS DOING 'HIS JOB'

WTF ARE YOU ON

READ THE BIBLE RETARD

>> No.1303665

>>1303633

ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?

>> No.1303668
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BELIEVE

>> No.1303679

>>1303656
>>1303661
>>1303665
Ha-Satan Google it you dumbass. That was who Satan was before you retard Christians turned him into the ultimate scapegoat.

>> No.1303699

Satan believes in God

>> No.1303713

In the book of Job (Iyov), ha-satan ("the accuser") is the title of an angel submitted to God. In Judaism ha-satan does not make evil, rather points out to God the evil inclinations and actions of humankind. In essence ha-satan has no power unless humans do evil things. After God places a wager with Satan about Job's piety, God gives "ha-satan" permission to test the faith of Job. The righteous man is afflicted with loss of family, property, and later, health, but he still stays faithful to God. At the conclusion of this book God appears in a whirlwind, explaining to all that divine justice is inscrutable. In the epilogue Job's possessions are restored and he has a second family to replace the one that died.

>> No.1303735

>>1303656
>>1303665
Oh look who's the king of lies: God fucks over everyone who ever did anything nice for him.

When the time comes for Satan to rise against heaven, I'm going to ask Satan if I get to kick God in the balls for all eternity for being such an asshole that he is.

>> No.1303771

>>1303735
the secret doctrine:

satan is god inverted
IAO OAI
the true name in greek is IAOAI

That which I have said of the operation of the Sun is accomplished and ended.

>> No.1303846

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yazidi

Yezidis (Arabic) [possibly from Persian yazdan god; or the 2nd Umayyad Caliph, Yazid (r. 680 - 683); or Persian city Yezd] A sect dwelling principally in Kurdistan, Armenia, and the Caucasus, who call themselves Dasni. Their religious beliefs take on the characteristics of their surrounding peoples, inasmuch as, openly or publicly, they regard Mohammed as a prophet, and Jesus Christ as an angel in human form. Points of resemblance are found with ancient Zoroastrian and Assyrian religion. The principal feature of their worship, however, is Satan under the name of Muluk-Taus. However, it is not the Christian Satan, nor the devil in any form; their Muluk-Taus is the hundred- or thousand-eyed cosmic wisdom, pictured as a bird (the peacock).

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Most of this thread.