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> Associate's Degree in Mathematics
>300k starting

Suck it, whores.

>> No.1291949
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>>1291945

>> No.1291972

>No degree in anything.
>1.5mil on average/year

>> No.1291979

>>1291972
Doing what? Selling AK-47s to warring nations?

>> No.1291980

>Associates degree in mathematics
>Any street corner you want
>3 soup kitchens a day

or somethin like that

>> No.1291992

>PhD in Young Earth Creationism
>Any god-fearing job you want
>$300k (a geuss) starting

>> No.1291993
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>>1291979
that was awesome

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>>1291993
wat

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>>1292003
it just made me lol

>> No.1292044

How does a mathematician get an entry level salary that's higher than a surgeons? I guess mathematics is one unique specialty that only a select few can enter with a lower chance than those guys with stupid knives carving at spines and whatnot.

>> No.1292064

>>1292044
Its bullshit. My math TA (who was of course a math major) told us the only career open to people like him was being a math teacher or perhaps going on to be a professor.

>> No.1292075

>>1292034
Ah okay.
Still curious how the fuck he: >>1291972
is making that with no degree though.
It pretty much means foul play, outside help, or a tremendous amount of luck.

>> No.1292077

>PhD in Mathematics
>I cum in your numbers
>I don't give a fuck

>> No.1292084

>>1292064
your math TA was probably a idiot that specialized in the number 4 or 8

3 or even 7 is where the money is

>> No.1292090

>>1292075
He made it up?

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>>1292090
That's lame. Fuck the internet!

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1292099

>Associate's Degree in Rocket Engineering
>Make more by 9:00 AM than most of you worthless fucks make in a year

>> No.1292103

>>1292084
lol, actually he was one of the best math teachers I've had (like one of three I could actual learn from as they addressed the class).

>> No.1292115

>>1292099
and how much would that be, good sir? Also, how much did your schooling cost and is your job shitty in the actual practice?

>> No.1292128

>>1292115
My Associate's Degree cost me $25 (community college) and my job is to find the effects of zero gravity on having sex with beautiful women.

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>>1291949

>> No.1292164

>>1292128
You aren't an easy person to talk to. That last part didn't even make sense and also didn't answer my question.

>> No.1292166

>>1292077

>PhD in Mathematics
>Cum on number 7
>It hiss at my penis

>> No.1292167

>>1292128

Well, that job is priceless. You have made more than my 2-year mathematics education has made me. And that hurts.

>> No.1292169

>>1292075
I'm lurking the /sci/ board because I do enjoy some of the discussions on this board. I started as a programmer creating software for companies. Now I run my own it company creating software for companies around the world. But I do not program anymore, I've got people for that now.

>> No.1292174

>>1292164

umad cuz of my low gravity sex with your female relatives?

i bathe in money nigga

>> No.1292183

>>1292174
Okay, well now I'm convinced you are lying. You've proven yourself to be lacking in intellect.

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1292400

>highschool dropout
>got an A in pre-calc and calculus
>starting salary $750,000 plus performance bonuses
Amazes me when I see poor people--should have tried harder in high school, friend.

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>>1291972
>>1292400
your jobs how do they work?

>> No.1292479

>>1292461
Trolling 4chan and trolling 4chan

>> No.1292481

>>1292461
on bullshit claims or doing something a very limit number of people can do like become famous for acting or singing or something

>> No.1292510

>>1292481
A really good actuary might be able to.

>> No.1292887

>>1292481
Or he read one of those "get quick rich quick"-books and set sail for fail! .. I mean profit

>> No.1292910

>highschool teacher
>55k starting
>friendly and respectable working environment

>> No.1292917

It wasn't funny when it first started and it especially isn't now.

>> No.1292986

>PhD in trolling
>any computer i want
>mom's allowance starting