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You know that both semen and penal tissue are made of protein. All proteins require amino acids.
There is a fixed amount of amino acid allocated to your penis. Consequently, amino acid may be used to in growth of your penis or in building semen.

Body seeks to maintain constant volume of semen in your scortum. So if you masturbate and remove semen, amino acid that could have been used in growing your penis is used in building semen. This means opportunity to grow your penis is forgone.

As this is taken to extreme, proteins that constitute your penis is broken down. Amino acids released will be used to build semen. Your penis thus grows smaller with masturbation.

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>> No.1286121

>There is a fixed amount of amino acid allocated to your penis.

>fullretard.jpg

>> No.1286124

Your trolling will have better success on /b/

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>> No.1286131

>>1286113
Because your penis grows smaller, you have less success with women as you can't satisfy them. This forces you to masturbate more, causing further decling in penis size. This thus leads to vicious cycle.

>> No.1286207

>>1286131

Well, be that as it may, it fits my hand, so I'm thinking, so far, so good.

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If anything, stretching the tissues in your penis during adolescence would encourage its growth. Of course, you could get the same benefit just by having lots of sex.

>> No.1286236

>>1286131
>implying your penis can grow smaller

>> No.1286239

>There is a fixed amount of amino acid allocated to your penis.

>Implying semen is made in the penis.

>> No.1286253

Masturbation causes negative mass.

>> No.1286269

>>1286232
O god I love Futabu

>> No.1286274

WAIT>>>

So eating more protein makes or penis bigger??

Thanks OP>

>> No.1286282

>>1286113
>Masturbating retards penis': the cure for mortality?

>> No.1286318

>scaring the fuck out of 4chan

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>>1286113

>> No.1286355

>>1286113

SO EVERYONE THAT HAS SEX AT A YOUNG AGE HAS A TINY PENIS??AMIRITEBRO?

>> No.1286361

Gtfo out of here with your pseudo-science.

>> No.1286366

>>1286361
>implying science exist

>> No.1286367

Take a shoestring and tie it to the tab of a coke can. Turn the tab around so you don't open it by accident. Tie the string to your penis in a secure yet comfortable manner, and hang the coke can off your bed as you sleep. Try this for an hour or so awake to make sure you didn't cut off circulation, but as the nature of the tissues in your penis are they can take a lot, so you will be fine with common sense.

You faggots are welcome. Enjoy your long as dick a few months down the road. Use jelqing to increase girth, but be consistent or else you will get an upside down bowling pin looking dick.

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ITT OP tries to propagate his species.

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>> No.1286437

>>1286367
NO. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS FUCKED UP MY DICK.

>> No.1286447

>>1286437
If that fucked your dick up, you are a retard. Natural selection at work! :D

>> No.1286454 [DELETED] 

>>1286111
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>> No.1286461 [DELETED] 

>>1286109

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>> No.1286462

>>1286437
Uh no. It works perfectly fine.

>> No.1286474

>>1286462
Then what are you complaining about? I'm confused.

>> No.1286525

>>1286474
I am telling him that it worked fine for me. What are you on about?

>> No.1286542

>>1286525
Oh lol I thought you where >>1286437

>> No.1286567

>>1286124
>implying this isn't the most easily trolled board on 4chan

>> No.1286578

>>1286367
Bwahahahahaha

Enjoy your necrotic penis with that one. You'll wake up with a purple, dead dick.

>> No.1286968

wat

>> No.1286970

>implying my penis can become any smaller than it is now

;_;

>> No.1287052

This is fucking bullshit - but it's my kind of bullshit.

>> No.1287066

If you eat the semen though.
You are getting the amino acids back so its win-win.

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>>1287066

>> No.1287077

>>1287066
This is a common engineer comment.

>> No.1287088

>>1287066
But if you use the semen to inseminate, then wait a while, eating the result will net you many times the original expenditure.

>> No.1287094

>>1287088
Are you economist?

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I've been fapping like three times a day since I was 12. I'm now 25 with a 7 inch dick.

You're saying it could've been bigger?

And yes I know that much fapping is usually symptomatic of the kind of hormonal imbalance most often preceding prostate cancer in later years.

>> No.1287137

>>1287120
I'm not one to usually to interject a comment like this but from what I've read it is actually the opposite. Masturbation reduces the likeliness of developing prostate cancer. But I have not read a medical related paper about this so my opinion may not be that valuable.

>> No.1287157

all the boys ive had with big cocks usually started masturbating early and often. your theory dont stand up to facts.

please do some emprical testing ;)

>> No.1287160

>>1287094
lol
No, a business-owner. I hate all the paperwork, projections and shit, but that's what keeps the money flowing in (and out D: )

>> No.1287253

>>1287137

You're partly right. Frequent masturbation in and of itself doesn't CAUSE prostate cancer and the act does in fact slightly reduce the chance but about 60% of the time it's also an early indicator of the likelihood of developing prostate cancer later in life. Again, it doesn't cause it, it's just symptomatic.

>> No.1287267

>>1286109

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>> No.1287278

>>1287253
Source?

>> No.1287297

>>1287278

http://www.livescience.com/health/090126-masturbation-prostate.html

contradictions....

contradictions everywhere.

THERE IS A 10% DIFFERENCE between the chronic masturbators and people that masturbate 2 per month.

>> No.1287299

>>1287278
anotherfag here:
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=97208

>> No.1287311

>>1286367
enjoy your 12" long 1" thick penis

>> No.1287324

>>1287311
>Use jelqing to increase girth,