/med/ - Medicine General

[Anonymous No.12803259]

xenon anesthesia -edition

the old fuckup of a thread >>12786827

We discuss research, DO NOT offer advice (just fucking go see your doctor) make fun of gunner premeds and shitpost. Please keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.
>inb4 not science
>inb4 poor amerimutts wanting medical advice

[Anonymous No.12803261]

>>12803259

[Anonymous No.12803290]

Finally a decent one, thanks OP

[Anonymous No.12803300]

>>12803261

[Anonymous No.12803317]

>>12803259
>>12803261
>>12803300
based

So how come xenon isn’t used more? If i’ve understood correctly it’s pretty great.

[Anonymous No.12803322]

>>12803317
It's far too expensive for poorfags. If they figured out a cheaper way of manufacturing it, we'd use it everywhere.

[Anonymous No.12803351]

how does paracetamol work?

[Anonymous No.12803353]

>>12803351
nobody knows

[Anonymous No.12803369]

>tfw the defenders of the faith tape is missing

[Anonymous No.12803423]

>>12803369

[Anonymous No.12803532]

>>12803423
that's pretty gay

[Anonymous No.12803569]

>>12803259
>>inb4 not science
how come med is not a science and actually quackery?

[Anonymous No.12803590]

>>12803569
Oh? And what are you going to do about it? That's what I thought. Now, shut the fuck up and suck the medical establishment's cock like the cuck you are.

[Anonymous No.12803602]

>>12803590
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.12803908]

>>12803259
you can buy hormones online, totally unregulated. Apparently kids are ordering them like people order steroids, only this is to force change their puberty hormones in some attempt to pressure the doc to 'cut muh dik.' I think it goes something like "If I'm already hormonally transitioned, and my male repro organs are shot, then theres no reason NOT to cut off my dinger and dongers. These kids need help, who is going to give it? Everyone is worried about them getting onto more restricted drugs but nobody talks about the unironic black market for self-transitioning.

[Anonymous No.12803944]

Best med chatroom is ELEMENT. Anonymous, 6 members so far. Private, and not under surveillance like discord. No dumb discord rules, the rules used on 4chsn are the same ones in chat. No discord limitations: send any file type, any video type, etc, etc, also at sizes >10mb where discord is limited to 5mb unless you (buy) their garbage. Also you don't need a phone number or actual email address to sign up on element, there are tons of free privacy homeservers to sign up, or just use Matrix' homeserver.

https://matrix.to/#/#med:dsvt.site

[Anonymous No.12803989]

I'm a nurse and can do everything a doctor can do but better and I'm not autistic like you

[Anonymous No.12804011]

>>12803908
primum non nocere kiddies, no surgery for you

[Anonymous No.12804015]

>>12803989
>t. pre-med troll trolling trolls

[Anonymous No.12804028]

>>12803989
good for you hun, now get me some coffee

[Anonymous No.12804033]

>>12804011
What power does the typical doctor have to protect these kids from insane mothers who want a different sex kid? I can't imagine it's much aside from yelling at the parent.

also another question. How would you intubate this guy

[Anonymous No.12804054]

>>12804033
>amerilard problems
we ain’t even going to consider any kind of shit before they are adults and if the parents try to start something i’ll sic CPS on them.

[Anonymous No.12804062]

>>12804033
u use a loooong tube

[Anonymous No.12804065]

>>12804033
>How would you intubate this guy
Send a garden hose to the sterilization crew before the surgery.

>What power does the typical doctor have to protect these kids from insane mothers who want a different sex kid?
Child protection services notification of concern

[Anonymous No.12804073]

>>12803944
pls stop shilling and get irl friends

[Anonymous No.12804097]

>>12804073
I have normie friends. Looking for based friends. It's tiring dealing with normals all day, don't you agree?

[Anonymous No.12804328]

>sitting in my chair
>suddenly out of nowhere, my heart starts throbbing and feels like it's being stabbed multiple times
>breathing in is painful while this is going on
>mostly goes away in about a minute
What's going on here? I'm only 23 so this is fairly worrying

[Anonymous No.12804353]

>>12804328
sharp pain is often somatic pain

[Anonymous No.12804359]

>>12804033
The answer to any elective difficult airway boils down to awake fiberoptic

[Anonymous No.12804367]

>>12804359
why not just skip to cric?

[Anonymous No.12804385]

[Anonymous No.12804437]

>>12804367
Invasive.

[Anonymous No.12804439]

>>12804385

[Anonymous No.12804461]

>>12804437
*lazy

[Anonymous No.12805019]

>>12804461
*Incompetent at securing airway

[Anonymous No.12805163]

>working on the same ward with an asshole from med school
>he's still an asshole

[Anonymous No.12805235]

anyone still got the lecturio dump?

[Anonymous No.12805420]

Occasionally I'll wake up to my heart beating really hard. Not quickly, hard, like the muscles are contracting harder than normal but at the same pace. My pulse gets stronger (in the sense of being able to feel it better) as well. I'm not worried about it, but I'm curious what's going on.

[Anonymous No.12805430]

>>12805420
cardiomegaly and impaired systolic function secondary to reduced ejection fraction Heart Failure
rip anon.

[Anonymous No.12805511]

>>12803300
everyone's on discord anon you should join in ;)

[Anonymous No.12805516]

>>12803944
discord has like 20 people dude

[Anonymous No.12805522]

>>12804097
join /med/cord