/med/ - Medicine General

[Anonymous No.12748904]

midlevel cope -edition

previous thread >>12732771
We discuss research, DO NOT offer advice (just fucking go see your doctor) make fun of gunner premeds and shitpost. Please keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.
>inb4 not science
>inb4 poor amerimutts wanting medical advice

[Anonymous No.12748907]

>>12748904

[Anonymous No.12748910]

[Anonymous No.12748915]

>>12748910
the petsmart groomer always gets me

[Anonymous No.12748919]

>>12748904
based OP

[Anonymous No.12748929]

which is the best and most detailed, comprehensive medical history book? bonus if it also has medical philosphy but without bioethics element.

[Anonymous No.12748935]

Hippocrates - On ancient medicine

Loved it.

[Anonymous No.12748937]

Reminder that anasthesiology requires a four-year residency. Nurse anesthetist programs are two.

[Anonymous No.12748940]

>>12748937
they don't even have medical school under their belt to at least understand pharmacology but

>MUH INDEPENDENT PRACTICE

[Anonymous No.12748952]

>be motivated to study
>hed to pirated lecturio folder
>turn it on
>see pic related
>laugh and turn it off

[Anonymous No.12748953]

>>12748937
>>12748940
med student so not familiar with all adverse reactions of anaesthesia
but how do you think a nurse anaesthetist would handle something serious like malignant hyperthermia lol

[Anonymous No.12748959]

How competitive is radiology? 'yt

[Anonymous No.12748975]

>>12748940
NPs are regulated by the nurse board, they are basically gods and don't have 1/10th of the infighting of the AMA. Hence why their practice is constantly expanding.
that said i hate this country and will move soon anyway.

[Anonymous No.12748976]

Are there magic pills to kill libido without side effects like slowly turning you in gitrl? I tried nofap and this shit isn't for me. I don't wanna be horny anymore.

[Anonymous No.12748991]

>>12748976
get a girlfriend and stick your dick in her

[Anonymous No.12748998]

>>12748991
I already had gf and this is overrated, even fap is better than sex. How can I become asexualchad, who has no sexual need? Is chemical castration only way?

[Anonymous No.12749000]

>>12748998
>I already had gf and this is overrated
That's the point. Stop being a coomer, maintain a realistic perspective.

[Anonymous No.12749004]

>>12748976
>>12748998
let me get this straight:
you want to adhere to "bro" science by abstaining from masturbating because this will make you a better man/chad?
did you ever take a minute to think about why this would make you a better man?
unless you're a hypercoomer and the addiction is affecting your day to day life then masturbating is fine
the reason why individuals probably find themselves more confident after completing no fap is that they set a goal and had the discipline to complete the goal, giving them that self confidence that they actually have control over a small part of their life
(I wonder what this implies about the lives of the proponents of nofap? losers most likely :^) )
and there's you - unable to show any discipline at all even in this simple task and wanting to cheat
what are you, a child? grow up

[Anonymous No.12749015]

>>12749004
>unless you're a hypercoomer and the addiction is affecting your day to day life then masturbating is fine

[Anonymous No.12749016]

>>12748976
Become fat

[Anonymous No.12749018]

>>12749000
I fap once a week, but I don't wanna have this sexual need ever
>>12749004
> because this will make you a better man/chad
Fuck this shit, I don't need gf or passing my genes or being alpha.
> unable to show any discipline at all even in this simple task and wanting to cheat
I already had nofap for 2 months and I didn't feel particular effect, so yeah I want to cheat. Is it bad? I just want to make my life easier without sex need.
>>12749016
???

[Anonymous No.12749021]

>>12749018
>once a week
amateur

[Anonymous No.12749022]

>>12749015
>Remember to mutilate your penis and eat your cornflakes so you don’t end up as coomer t. amerifat

[Anonymous No.12749027]

>>12749015
masturbation is fine.
are you telling me that no one masturbated before mainstream pornography?
I do believe that pornography is a poison for society though

[Anonymous No.12749031]

>>12749004
I AM A HYPERCOOMER

[Anonymous No.12749032]

>>12749027
>are you telling me that no one masturbated before mainstream pornography?
simply because it was done does not make it not a sin.
if you want to masturbate, then the solution is to get married then have lots and lots of unprotected sex.

[Anonymous No.12749034]

>>12749004
The best thing about being a doctor is that i have 3 women in 3 different states all 3 live in houses under my name and i smash puss whenever i wish, they just know i work a lot and dont ask too many questions.

[Anonymous No.12749037]

>>12749034
>premarital sex
>polyamory
actually worse than being a coomer.

[Anonymous No.12749038]

>>12749034
>all 3 live in houses under my name
what

[Anonymous No.12749043]

>>12749037
I thought God could only judge people christcuck

[Anonymous No.12749046]

>>12749043
I'm not religious.

[Anonymous No.12749052]

Fuck, even chemical castration seems to be allowed only for sexual offenders. But for common people is difficult to obtain?

[Anonymous No.12749053]

>>12749032
>christcucks in my /med/
go shill your desert religion somewhere else

[Anonymous No.12749054]

>>12749052
you'll regret it bro
sounds like something else is going on
how are you feeling about life generally?

[Anonymous No.12749057]

>>12749046
>meme conservatism as a cope
actually worse than being a christcuck

[Anonymous No.12749074]

>>12749054
> you'll regret it bro
IIRC, it's not permanent and one have to take special meds once a month or few.
>how are you feeling about life generally?
Actually, have been feeling pretty well 3 years after graduating from high school, started working and living alone. Tried different things, from diffrent psychedelics to sex, got complexes fixed. And I found that being alone is comfy af for me. What's left to fix is to get rid of sex need and learn how to fall asleep in 5 minutes regularly, and not in half or one hour, different soporifics and technics like 4-7-8 breathing doesn't help very much

[Anonymous No.12749200]

are there any specs where the clinical work is actually intellectually demanding over time

[Anonymous No.12749226]

>>12749200
no. the system doesn’t have a steady supply of smart people, so it’s built to run on midwits. best you can do is to increase the scope of what you do, do it with time pressure or go into specs where there are no definite answers. Or just do research on the side like everybody else.

[Anonymous No.12749275]

Any psychiatryfags care to tell me the technical differences between Vyvanse and Adderall XR? Doc has me on Vyvanse 'cause I have horrific ADHD, was homeless for awhile and stuff. I'm simply curious what this stuff does on a serious level because I'll likely be on it until the day I die.

[Anonymous No.12749353]

>>12749275
Vyvanse is a prodrug unlike Adderall, ie. its metabolite is the active molecule.

[Anonymous No.12749426]

>>12748976
The good news is the tranny pills don’t make you a girl either. I’ve been on them for two years to kill libido and only need to fap every 2 months or so. Still a man with a man’s name and man’s clothing.

[Anonymous No.12749439]

>>12749074
Just fap sometimes you autist, it only takes a few minutes, aging will take care of the rest.

[Anonymous No.12749473]

>anesthesiologist
>genderfreak (pre tranny) patient in for dentist work under anesthesia
>"Are you on any sort of medication?"
>No but I'm starting on estrogen soon
>go "Okay" like Larry David
>recommend therapy because I'm not allowed to recommend suicide
Maybe it's time to switch to the ER

[Anonymous No.12749484]

>>12749473
you wouldn't last a month in the ED if that gets to you

[Anonymous No.12749493]

>>12749484
I've been in the ER before, very little actually gets to me.

It's just that I have a massive hard on of hate for trannies

Also anyone work on a ER trauma team?

[Anonymous No.12749500]

>>12749473
Was he cute doe?

[Anonymous No.12749512]

>>12749500
He looked like a sort of garish, sexless Breivik James charles mix

[Anonymous No.12749513]

>>12749053
Shalom Rabbi. Come here often? Christ is King and Europe (best med) was and is largely filled by Christians lmao. Go get your blood for Moloch elsewhere, leave the kids and foreskin alone. This is the last time I'm saying this to you.

[Anonymous No.12749524]

>>12749426
> tranny pills
Your chest didn't get bigger? And voice didn't become girlish? Anyway what did you use?
>>12749439
First sometimes I get horny to specific perversions, .
Second, the point also isn't about only fap, but
killiing any feelings towards females whether they are real or fictional.

And yeah If I'd not be autistic, I guess I didn't worry about this

[Anonymous No.12749532]

>>12749524
male voice can’t be changed after puberty. Testosterone permanently expands the vocal tract and stuff, E can’t do anything to that. My chest is slightly bigger but less than your average male with gyno, I still walk shirtless around public lakes without catching any stares. You can try SERMS to limit chest growth but that’s far from a given. Im on standard tranny regimen, you could probably keep a pretty low dose of E with suppressed test if you just want to keep the wizard mindset, though.

[Anonymous No.12749536]

>>12749513
Are you stupid or something? Judaism is a desert religion too and a blight on humanity just like christcuckery.

[Anonymous No.12749541]

>>12749493
>just today had an ftm trannie with a infected fake peepee and sepsis in the er
as i said, you wouldn't last a month

[Anonymous No.12749549]

>>12749043
Christians have clear rules to abide by, commandments, etc. It's obvious to judge people to steer them back towards the Lord. I suggest the same for you anon :) Christ is waiting to forgive you if you turn to Him. Every other religion fucks kids(Muslims), sucks their dick (jew). Also other religions abuse animals regularly. Christians don't do this but you hate them, this is how I know you're a Jew.


>>12749046
You should
>>12749536


>>12749536
Modern Jews are Khazars with mixed blood from Turks, Slavs and another race. Christianity is a continuation of Judaism. All apostles went into Europe or dominante white countries 2k years ago to find the lost sheep of Israel. Modern Jews love the devil, and reject God - Jn8:44. They've stayed on the same path. Christianity is the continuation of the promise of God's chosen people. Also in the biblical areas the terrain was very different, as we're the people filling them. Look up a little anthropology and you'll find even caucasians predating the chineese in modern day China. Is this bait? You should try to educate yourself

[Anonymous No.12749583]

>>12749532
> E can’t do anything to that.
By E you mean set of estrogens(estrone, estradiol, and estriol) ?
>You can try SERMS to limit chest growth but that’s far from a given.
You mean with SERMS, chest stiil can become biggir?
> standard tranny regimen
Could you elaborate please?

Also were there any changes in the psyche during regimen, except killing libido?

[Anonymous No.12749606]

>>12749549
>Christians don't do this

kek
>catholics can't stop fucking kids
>americans can't stop mutilating dicks
>literally everyone abuses animals on an industrial scale

υποκριτα εκβαλε πρωτον την δοκον εκ του οφθαλμου σου και τοτε διαβλεψεις εκβαλειν το καρφος εκ του οφθαλμου του αδελφου σου, and don't talk about education to me you unwashed nigger with your facebook images and /his/-phenotype autism. You've probably never even read the bible, nor anything else on the subject and you obviously can't into greek or latin.

[Anonymous No.12749623]

>>12749606
based

[Anonymous No.12749642]

>>12749524
finasteride or low dose ssri would be what i'd try instead, but again prophylactic fapping should take care of all that

[Anonymous No.12749670]

>>12749606
911? I wanna report an ongoing verbal rape.

[Anonymous No.12749673]

>>12749642
OP is posting anime girls while asking how to get castrated he is 100% a closet tranny

[Anonymous No.12749679]

>tfw lecturer is muted for his 4 hour (mandatory attendance)lecture and ingnores all emails, chat messages and even people calling him about it
fucking tech illiterate boomers

[Anonymous No.12749708]

da fuck is a allostasis?

[Anonymous No.12749732]

>>12749673
Never had thoughts about being woman even during fap and kinda glad that was born as male. Imagine having bloodbath every month and high risk of being sexually assaulted. And I didn't consider hormone therapy precisely for the reason, that there's risk becoming a fucked up tranny.

And anime girls are cute, unlike above ones.

[Anonymous No.12749742]

>>12749708
embarrasing attempt at philosophy

[Anonymous No.12749746]

>be me
>into /med/
>Tranny advice
>Atheist v Christian
>?????????????????????

Back. Go Back.

[Anonymous No.12749851]

>>12749742
huh? i understand hormones homeostasis, i don't really understand what allostasis is, wtf is the opposite of homeostasis supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.12749863]

>>12749851
>In that regard it is notable that in recent years it has been argued that the concept of homeostasis should be supplemented by the concepts of allostasis (literally ‘stability through change’) and allostatic load (in effect, the cost of allostasis). One of the purported benefits of this change has been that it will clarify the concept of stress. A close review of the arguments leads us to conclude that the introduction of the concept of allostasis has largely occurred as a result of misunderstandings and misapprehensions concerning the concept of homeostasis. In terms of understanding how the organism operates, it is not clear that the concepts of ‘allostasis’ or ‘allostatic load’ offer us anything that was not already apparent, or at least readily derivable, from an accurate reading of the original concept of homeostasis. Not surprisingly then, these more recently proposed concepts also offer little help in clarifying our understanding of stress. Indeed, rather than clarifying the concept of stress, the primary effort appears to be directed at subsuming the concept of stress within the concept of allostasis, which has the inadvertent effect of collapsing the study of homeostatic responses and stress responses together. This seems to be out of step with the fact that there is now considerable evidence that the brain does indeed possess certain pathways that merit the title of ‘stress neurocircuitry’. The attempt to subsume the concept of stress within the concept of allostasis is also counter-productive in that it distracts stress researchers from the important task of developing conceptual frameworks that allow us to tackle fundamental issues such as how the organism differentiates stressful from non-stressful challenges.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S027858460500268X?via%3Dihub

[Anonymous No.12749866]

>>12749863
i already read this and the wikipedia article about it but didn't understand it, what's the tl;dr?

[Anonymous No.12749871]

>>12749866
retards trying to invent terms as they don't understand what homeostasis is

[Anonymous No.12750228]

>about to finnish my IM + narrow spec combo
>already pretty bored with it
>mfw 35 years of career left

[Anonymous No.12750245]

>>12750228
Eternal pre-med curse.
>I want to be a physician because it's so rewarding
>Doesn't realize it's actually largely repetitive as fuck
>70% of physicians would not recommend the profession https://www.healthcarefinancenews.com/news/why-70-percent-physicians-would-not-recommend-profession
l o l

[Anonymous No.12750270]

>>12748904
Can we discuss how shitty it is the submit research papers when most journals have absolutely garbage submitting systems. I have close to 10 co-authors due to a multi-center study and its literal hell when they force me to insert each author individually into their outdated early 2000s system when the same actual info is already contained within the manuscript. Fuck those greedy fucks for making me do their own work.

[Anonymous No.12750280]

whats a good spec
>t. M1

[Anonymous No.12750281]

>>12750245
never been a premed though. maybe i’ll do a third spec or something to shave some of those years off

[Anonymous No.12750286]

>>12750280
FM is a sleeper.

[Anonymous No.12750287]

>>12750280
I’d recommend high school

[Anonymous No.12750299]

>>12750286
i just have a rough idea of ophtho, ER, or some surgical field because im paranoid about medicine being displaced by AI algorithms but i dont know how valid that belief is. ill research more into FM though

[Anonymous No.12750323]

>>12750299
>paranoid about medicine being displaced by AI algorithms
What if I told you that medicine and practice have already been displaced by algorithms already?

[Anonymous No.12750324]

>>12750299
out of non operative specs fm is probably the safest spec if you are afraid of AI

[Anonymous No.12750327]

>>12750323
this
t. walking flowchart memory bank

[Anonymous No.12750432]

>>12749708
it's a new term coined by (or at least related to) the psycho-neuro-endocrin-immunology paradigm and it is about how an individual responds to stress to mantain their homeostasis. For example there's another term that branches from this once, and it's called allostatic load, you can see for example in people with chronic stress to have a higher heart rate, increased visceral fat, higher free fatty acids etc. (due to a lower DHEA/Cortisol ratio)
I don't know if it's clear, as I said it's a pretty new thing

[Anonymous No.12750484]

>>12750432
it's pretty retarded as the superordinate term is homeostasis, as in the goal of allostasis but in this structure homeostasis also means the maintaining of homeostasis in non stress situations

[Anonymous No.12750598]

>>12750327
>>12750324
dont wanna sound like an asshole but wouldnt that mean your job is more at risk now?

[Anonymous No.12750604]

>>12750598
check again to which message i responded
t.>>12750327

[Anonymous No.12750605]

>>12750598
meant to reply to
>>12750323

[Anonymous No.12750737]

>>12749541
OK yeah that's worse than having to deal with a tranny for 5 min to put them under anesthesia

[Anonymous No.12750826]

>>12749532
You know estrogen is a toxin right?

[Anonymous No.12750856]

>>12750598
Nah. Not at all. Not even in the next 50 years. Not in diagnosis or even treatment.
Medicine is practiced and aced on the information patients ignore about themselves.

[Anonymous No.12750972]

>>12750826
bah bah LD50 everything is a toxin

[Anonymous No.12751013]

I'm looking to get LASIK around mid-March. For the most part, it seems fine and safe and I would like to get perfect vision. Apparently it can cause somewhat of a halo effect at night but I have an astigmatism so I experience that already. What do you guys think about LASIK?

[Anonymous No.12751039]

>>12749679
That's so fucking funny.

[Anonymous No.12751040]

Would knowing how to code be useful for the Med profession? I wanna at least do it so I'm not a brainlet and know how to think before med school.

[Anonymous No.12751059]

So I'm currently reading about Duchenne muscular dystrophy and how gene therapy can potentially cure it. As I understand it Duchennes is caused by mutations which cause the absence of the Dystrophyn protein.

So my question is why can't they just inject the patient intra-muscularly with the missing protein? Or if you can't just straight inject it, why can't you create a delivery mechanism?

[Anonymous No.12751080]

My jaw started popping when I yawn.
Think it's my TMJ.
Do I see a doctor, dentist or chiropractor?

[Anonymous No.12751153]

>>12751059
Protein no likey to pass the cell membrane
Plus there could be problems with regulation or need for correct assembly in the cell idk

[Anonymous No.12751156]

>>12751080
Doctor first. You also might want to consider botox in the tmj area. It's more than likely that your muscles are so tense that it's causing this issue. Botox is not only cosmetic, it can really assist with that sort of issue. It's really low doses too so don't worry.

[Anonymous No.12751201]

>>12751156
I was basically doing everything wrong that you could do. Chewing gum, biting my nails, grinding my teeth, leaning on the popping side with my hand when I'm at a desk.

If I fix all that will it get better on it's own?
I don't want to waste money seeing a doctor if I can help it.

[Anonymous No.12751209]

>>12751201
Christ. Well quit all of that for a while and take a couple ibuprofen every day and see if it goes away. Keep in mind, your issue could be at night when you're clenching your jaw unknowingly. Try going to the dermatologist for botox and just skip the doctor. I think that even without insurance, the botox injections, as they are small doses, are only around $30 or so.

[Anonymous No.12751225]

>>12751209
Thanks fren.
Nobody ever told me any of that was bad.
I always thought my gum chewing addiction was healthy since it worked my jaw and "hey at least i'm not smoking"

[Anonymous No.12751236]

>>12751225
Chewing gum is fine but if you're doing all of the other stuff, sounds like you have super high stress. So the gum just doesn't help. Seriously consider the botox though. At least make a couple calls for price options.

[Anonymous No.12751249]

>>12751236
>sounds like you have super high stress.
You are really good.
I will, thanks.

[Anonymous No.12751712]

>>12751013
it's been long since i've studied any opth but isn't lasik being replaced with other procedures

[Anonymous No.12751865]

Hypothetically: what would be the most useful specialty if society collapsed/post-apocalypse? Rural GP?

[Anonymous No.12751895]

>>12751865
gp, opth, gas surg/gen surg

[Anonymous No.12751997]

>>12751712
Looks like there is something called ReLEx Smile procedure that is fairly new. It looks very similar to LASIK though.

[Anonymous No.12752089]

>>12751865
Unironically nurses.

[Anonymous No.12752101]

>>12752089
This is bait, anon.

[Anonymous No.12752143]

>>12749532
>male voice can't be changed after puberty
Maybe in terms of your physical default this is correct but you can definitely train a female-sounding voice unless you have an extremely deep baritone vocal range. I was a soprano and was able to achieve this in only 3 months of practice for 2 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.12752161]

>>12752143
>male soprano

good for you anon but you are a freak basically, that vocal range is inaccessible for the majority of males. and most tranners i've heard sound very bad and clockable, its either nasally or gay-man sounding.

Not to mention what if you don't have any musical background? learning to control the pitch of the voice in a specific way is not a common everyday thing for people without a musical background.

[Anonymous No.12752422]

>>12751865
EM, ID

[Anonymous No.12752616]

>he hasn't seen Mad Max: Fury Road
>he doesn't know about the sex slaves
laughingnursepractitioner.webp

[Anonymous No.12752670]

What music do you listen to for cope with residency?

personal cope atm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYFDRFv5g2Q

[Anonymous No.12752686]

>>12752616
>>12752101
Whoops, I should have (you)'d you.

[Anonymous No.12752907]

>>12751865
gen surg

[Anonymous No.12753021]

We talked about so much /med/ but I feel like sleep related issues are not discussed enough. My sleep cycle is fucked up, tried melatonin, doesn't work. I usually am very agitated and turn from one side to the other a lot before falling asleep and in the morning I feel nauseous. What's a good sleep hygiene?

t. skipped IM shift (rotation, still a student) because of it.

[Anonymous No.12753100]

>>12753021
Are you drinking coffee or caffeine drinks throughout the day?

[Anonymous No.12753153]

>>12753100
Nope. I quit caffeine like 3 months ago.

[Anonymous No.12753165]

>>12748910
>barber needs 1500 hours of training and a licence to operate

[Anonymous No.12753210]

>>12753021
Try some antihistamines like loratadine or cetirizine. You can hitch some sleep with the drowsiness.

[Anonymous No.12753224]

>>12751059
Injecting them with the missing protein is the equivalent of trying to implement electric wiring in house that's fully built and furnished. It's difficult for the protein to get inside the cell, and even then it can't snap into place once inside.

Gene therapy is being considered because it's relatively smaller and thus can pass through the cell membrane, as well as being more efficient in that you're giving them the blueprint to make their own rather than having to supply them the protein over and over.

[Anonymous No.12753309]

>>12753021
exercise after waking up, quit fucking around with electronic devices a few hours before going to sleep

[Anonymous No.12753317]

>>12752670
stop listening to low energy music

[Anonymous No.12753321]

>>12753317
listen to me pounding your ass <3

[Anonymous No.12753331]

>>12753321

[Anonymous No.12753334]

>>12753331

[Anonymous No.12753377]

>>12751059
as other anons have said proteins are tricky to get into cells and also would be a pain for patients as you would probably have to regularly inject new protein to replace worn out protein
You may have seen this paper already but pretty cool results with gene editing (also relatively easy on the reading side):
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6205228/

[Anonymous No.12753545]

>>12753377
>That paper

I'M GONNA COOOOM

[Anonymous No.12753758]

>>12750270
Really, no one else here has even submitted papers or has no thoughts on the process? Are any of you even proper /med/ or are you all just pre-meds, early stage med students, nurses, advicefags etc.

[Anonymous No.12753796]

>>12753758
>bottom feeder complains about bottom feeder stuff
bite the bullet for now, and maybe some day someone will submit your papersfor you

[Anonymous No.12753809]

>>12750432
is it for all hormones or just stress/psychology related ones? it could explain how you can eat a lot of sugar one time without a problem because your system can recover from it but too much constant stress will cause problems to your pancreas even though you won't feel much while this high stress is ongoing until you reach a breaking point

[Anonymous No.12754158]

>>12753758
don't hate the player son hate the game

[Anonymous No.12754277]

>>12753021
500 mg of melatonin, 25 mL of nyquil + 2 energy drinks and a coffee.

[Anonymous No.12754287]

>>12754277
Are the energy drinks and coffee there to revive me?

[Anonymous No.12754307]

>>12754287
It's in reference to this post >>12736155. That autist wasn't the first to post about melatonin either. People on 4chan seem to have a problem with how to use melatonin.

[Anonymous No.12754338]

>>12754307
Up dose until your dreams are more real than reality then you're good

[Anonymous No.12754479]

Can I safely eat 100 ug of vit D daily t. northern yurop

[Anonymous No.12754662]

>>12754479
2000 iu is the generally the max (50 ug). If you want to use more you can, but bear in mind it's basically a hormone and influences other hormones in your body so maybe not the smartest idea to go too high as you'll fuck up other pathways.

[Anonymous No.12754715]

>>12754479
go and find out your vitamin D levels first and then think about taking it.

[Anonymous No.12754717]

some1 give me link to element pls.

[Anonymous No.12754758]

how tf am i supposed to memorize all of this? literally heaps of books and documents and notes

[Anonymous No.12754887]

>>12754717
cool people are on discord

[Anonymous No.12754926]

>>12754662
Your recommendation is fucking ass, 400 IU is what you give to children weighing 15 kg to prevent rickets, one of the gravest consequences as you go down in vitamin levels. The hormone talk is some kind of insidious propaganda that tries to make vitamin D sound scary when it's actually safe as fuck as long as you stay below 5000 IU.

[Anonymous No.12754965]

>>12754926
t. "Dr." Pinkus
https://www.drnewtons.com/shop/vitamin-d-3-melts/

[Anonymous No.12754972]

>>12754965
>https://www.drnewtons.com/shop/skinny-d/
l o l

[Anonymous No.12754984]

>>12754965
Who?????

[Anonymous No.12754991]

>>12754984
https://www.drnewtons.com/our-experts/dr-michael-pinkus/
http://drpinkus.com/
https://quackwatch.org/11ind/pinkus/pinkus1/

[Anonymous No.12755018]

Wow
Much competence
Very important
Such hero

[Anonymous No.12755020]

>>12753153
Three issues I have are eating & drinking too close to bedtime (within 4 hours), spending time in that 4 hours looking at screens, and not getting enough exercise. If I can whip those, sleep will be easy. I know because I've been on that level before.

[Anonymous No.12755027]

>>12754758
Should have taken nursing

[Anonymous No.12755130]

>>12754926
I like my kidneys, thank you.

[Anonymous No.12755157]

>>12755130
Enjoy your pth induced hypercalcemia as you maintain half the vitamin d levels of a healthy person
There was a case study highlighted by doctors in my country where a 90 year old with previous kidney failure was given 50K IU every day for six months until his blood levels were four times normal, he was on the hospital for two weeks and recovered. This is the WORST CASE scenario you retards can dredge up.

[Anonymous No.12755266]

>>12755018
Jesus american women are fat

[Anonymous No.12755641]

>>12755266
Yes. The American Dream is being a fat, lazy piece of shit who cucks/gets cucked by niggers while Jews and other rich assholes run the country in a way that mostly benefits themselves.

Everyone is a fat piece of shit in America. Everyone is crooked in America. They're no different than the chinks they hate. Dumb bug people.

[Anonymous No.12755729]

>>12748904
So why do Population Geneticists (genomics screens, 23 & me) think that correlation = causation?

Otherwise there wouldn't be so many disease-predictor SNPs.

[Anonymous No.12755742]

>>12753021
Read the book "Why we sleep".

basically, avoid bright light hours before sleep, do sports during the day, only sleepin'nfuckin in bed, drink your last coffee at noon, always wake up early

[Anonymous No.12755903]

diagnose this
>area: shaft (scrotum side only)
>follicular canals that go along the shaft (pointing to glans) and keep getting filled with keratin/sebum
I went to urologist years ago and he just told me "muh hygiene". yay for living in a shithole. the thing is how there's a constant number of 6-7 and as such they never go away nor do they increase in numbers. to me it appears that they are some sort of glitched follicles (caused by genius little me plucking shaft hair when is started growing in puberty). how do I make them go away?

[Anonymous No.12756208]

I have my first med school exams in 2 weeks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.12756834]

>>12756208
ok

[Anonymous No.12756858]

Hey docs
I've been vaping some good marijuana carts and when I'm sober I'm feeling normal, no aches or pains and just energized, but when I vape, during the high after the inhale I feel random aches and pains that relieve themselves in a few hours. Sometimes I inhale a little deeper but with no panics.

How do I know if what I'm feeling is just paranoia/altered senses or actual breathing/heart problems?

[Anonymous No.12756871]

>>12756858
by going to the doctor

[Anonymous No.12756884]

>>12748904
Any book that I can read on humor theory? Nothing of this cellular or germ theory bullshit, I need to know about miasma, humor balancing and all that shit

[Anonymous No.12757106]

>>12756858
Go c ur doc

[Anonymous No.12757116]

>>12756858
The THCA enhances your awareness of the physical sensations of your body, that is all that is happening.

[Anonymous No.12757144]

>>12756208
Oh you poor poor thing
What sort of horrible medical school would expose its students to such a stressful thing as an exam
The world is just so unfair isn't it?

[Anonymous No.12757234]

>extremely mild paraesthesia in all limbs, just enough for a light buzzing feeling
Will exercise fix extremely shitty circulation like this appears to be?

[Anonymous No.12757257]

>>12757234
yes

[Anonymous No.12757288]

Is 30 too old to start studying medicine?

[Anonymous No.12757380]

>>12757288
not at all
good luck mate

[Anonymous No.12757427]

>>12748998
no fap =/= no porn

Fap but stop watching porn. Will find real women desirable again. Will eventually grow up to realise that most porn is bullshit.

having sex =/= gf

Sounds like your gf was shit at sex (and/or you). Try and sleep with a different woman each month. The goal is to make them cum first and then do what you want. When said woman starts liking you as a bf, time to move on. In dry months, can contact old hookups or just sleep with prostitutes if necessary. But make sure you wet your dick with a different pussy once a month, no need to do more. Need to keep in the game though.

After 2-4 years of this, you will have plenty of fap memories and will be happy to settle down. You will also be a god-like husband at satisfying your wife.

[Anonymous No.12757447]

>>12757380
How about 35 with a PhD in Biology.

I'm not sure I can be bothered revising for exams any more,

[Anonymous No.12757537]

>apocrine sweat gland is still called so even though it has been shown to secrete in a merocrine manner
Does medical nomenclature change at all? Or are we always going to be stuck with names based on old and now incorrect associations?

[Anonymous No.12757551]

>>12757447
What field in biology? It might be simpler to look for postdoctoral training and fellowship in something clinical and work in pathology.

[Anonymous No.12757553]

>>12757537
>lupus anticoagulant is not from lupus and causes hypercoagulation
No, it never changes.

[Anonymous No.12757640]

>>12756884
hippocrates, galen

[Anonymous No.12757664]

Is neonats hard to match? I'm pretty interested in it but I'm a osteopath

[Anonymous No.12757665]

>>12757664
and by match I mean fellow after peds of course

[Anonymous No.12757683]

>>12757665
don't think anyone cares about your degree after residency

[Anonymous No.12757750]

I think I'll lose my bitch today. A couple hours ago she started having difficult breathing, horizontal nistagmus and weakness on her left body. Can walk straight and tilts/falls to her left side.
Been on multiple treatments for acute otitis since two years ago. I'm very positive it'll either be meningitis or encephalitis.
I hate being a doctor and have a clearer picture of my dogs' health. I also hate being unemployed, living with my parents in a fucking hopeless joke of a country.
But what I hate the most is realizing that you're the closest I have to a friend I can cry about it.
Thx for reading my blogspot.

[Anonymous No.12757802]

>>12757750
thanks for the copy pasta fren

[Anonymous No.12757840]

>>12749473
>working in anglo shitholes
Kek serves you right

[Anonymous No.12757864]

>>12757447
35 is too old imo. had a 35 year old nursoid and i told him to just go NP, he's smarter than my last batch of residents [especially this one female, the definition of diversity hire] but i personally think he'd be a fool to go into med school and swim in debt when he's 35, has a wife and school aged kids.

[Anonymous No.12757951]

How long should a systems review take?
Worried that I might bore or frustrate a patient if I take too long with incessant questioning

[Anonymous No.12757961]

>>12757447
If checking on some random ass written exams is tiresome for you I can't imagine how you would enjoy dozens of people coming in the office with the same shit day in and out. A medic's most active years are his younger 30s; you'd be at least 38, limpdicked and bald before you get your first job.
All that higher education didn't do you any good since apparently it took away your common sense. Or maybe you didn't have it in the first place and made a career out of circlejerking and brown-nosing, as any modern lecture-queen/"researcher".

[Anonymous No.12757977]

>>12748953
That depends, did the malignancy metastasize plurally or were there contraindications presenting with the resonance body?

[Anonymous No.12758034]

>>12757961
if he's a burger he'd be 42

[Anonymous No.12758051]

Is it worth the gossip to fuck nursoids on your ward ?

[Anonymous No.12758151]

>>12758051
generally don't shit where you eat, but yeah who cares about the nursoids seething at each other

[Anonymous No.12758201]

>>12758051
Tip: Nurse will gossip either way.

[Anonymous No.12758337]

>>12752143
Post vocaroo

[Anonymous No.12758354]

my prof said that a temp below 35.6 is bad, but mine is almost always 34-35
is my prof retarded?

[Anonymous No.12758465]

>>12758354
how are you measuring your temperature?

[Anonymous No.12758472]

>>12758465
armpit

[Anonymous No.12758487]

>>12758472
Thermometer like...a normal one of a pistol everyone uses nowadays? If pistol, the most accurate reading are from the neck, otherwise armpit. If it gives you constantly 34-35 it's either defect or you're doing something wrong.

[Anonymous No.12758489]

>>12758472
>>12758487
nah he's totally got hypothermia
ngmi bro sorry

[Anonymous No.12758520]

>>12758472
Only anal gives an accurate measurment. I'm not even memeing

[Anonymous No.12758599]

>>12757537
My professor taught that to us as merocrine

[Anonymous No.12758608]

>>12748976
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12758890]

I'm a nurse and you doctors make me laugh. You think you are so superior but take a look around at what's happening. We are slowly taking your responsibilities and you are slowly being reduced to just being needed for a signature for a drug. Very soon we won't need doctors at all. There is nothing that a doctor can do that a nurse can't do better.

[Anonymous No.12758892]

>>12758890
especially sucking cocks

[Anonymous No.12758922]

>>12758892
yummy

[Anonymous No.12758927]

>>12758337
You got it man. https://voca.ro/1hQrFHrsA8am

[Anonymous No.12758952]

>>12758927
That was default voice. This is my female voice.
https://vocaroo.com/1naAIqZIMMvO

[Anonymous No.12758965]

how do i make my balls hang lower? literally can't find anything on this because most seem to have the opposite problem. i am also too worried about ripping the sperm tube if i stretch the testes themselves.
i tried those soft stretchy hair bands made of wool but my balls will go up no matter unless it's so tight that my balls turn purple.
i don't live in a 1st world country so my doctor will probably mock me and tell me to fuck off

[Anonymous No.12758986]

>>12758965
Since I'm on a roll already with vocaroo, here is your advice:
https://voca.ro/1dFbBjopWH4J

[Anonymous No.12759000]

>>12748904
EMfag here.
Should I go with family medicine or anesthesiology as my second specialization?

[Anonymous No.12759003]

>>12758965

[Anonymous No.12759013]

>>12758986
>>12759003
bigger than yours faggots, i have a 20cm cock and a blood test showing i have 1000ng/dl testosterone. literally manlier than 99% of you fags

[Anonymous No.12759016]

>>12759013

[Anonymous No.12759189]

>>12759013
Post cock

[Anonymous No.12759191]

>>12759000
Anesthesia is based, pick that
t.anesthesiologist

[Anonymous No.12759204]

Is Osmosis or Lecturio worth it? Anything similar you would recommend? I'm in the UK

[Anonymous No.12759213]

>>12759000
>imagine actually needing a spec to do shit that you already know how to do

[Anonymous No.12759287]

I work in a hospital.
Have the option to get the Astra Zeneca vaccine next week.
Yes or No?

I really would prefer one of the mRNA vaccines. I doubt I will take the AZ.

"The adenovirus infects the cell, gets the DNA into the cytoplasm of the cell. The body recognizes the DNA material and places it in the nucleas where all the other encoded DNA are stored and maintained. The Astra Zeneca researchers and investigators state that there is no incorporation of the genetically engineered piece of DNA into the rest of the body’s genome or DNA library. However, we know from studies on viruses including adenoviruses, that some DNA incorporation may occur. "

[Anonymous No.12759300]

>>12758927
in what world is this female sounding you delusional cocksucker?

[Anonymous No.12759306]

>>12758952
in what world is this female sounding you delusional cocksucker?

[Anonymous No.12759324]

>>12759013
post your bloodwork

[Anonymous No.12759332]

>>12759204
theres a free lecturio full(almost) dump mega archive in /med/ threads if you look around archives. worth a glance for fast review of stuff.

[Anonymous No.12759333]

>>12759204
Lecturio is great

[Anonymous No.12759340]

>>12758890
Based vindictive nursoid

[Anonymous No.12759346]

>>12759204
pic related >>12748952

[Anonymous No.12759458]

>>12758952
It sounds alright when you're not doing a full-on falsetto.

[Anonymous No.12759486]

>>12748904
So go to nurse pracs for opiates to resell

[Anonymous No.12759489]

>>12748937
>Going to school to knock out some dummy with equipment that is identical to a propane grill
Lol

[Anonymous No.12759498]

>>12748953
>Knock someone out
>It doesn't go well
>Use epipen and flip them on their side
Wow

[Anonymous No.12759503]

>>12748998
Disagree, gf sex improves every time because you learn each other's bodies.

Also stop deathgrip.

[Anonymous No.12759508]

>>12749052
Lol do it fag

[Anonymous No.12759517]

>>12749679
>Paying for distance learning
Take a year off, college is already a scam in person.

[Anonymous No.12759600]

>>12748904
that op image is incredibly stupid

[Anonymous No.12759714]

>can't get into med school because not enough grades
>study abroad
this makes the premed/gunner seethe

[Anonymous No.12759740]

>>12759600
checked but explain why.

[Anonymous No.12759743]

>>12759306
>>12759458
I'm not even the original tranny anon. I'm just trying to remind him hwnbaw

[Anonymous No.12759799]

>>12759287
>imagine being this stupid

[Anonymous No.12759802]

>>12759600
duh, it's from reddit
t. OP

[Anonymous No.12759853]

>>12759213
Uh?

[Anonymous No.12759941]

>>12759853
>unable to practice FM as an EM doc without doing another spec

[Anonymous No.12759957]

>>12759458
Retard..

[Anonymous No.12760087]

What are the signs of an incoming Ictus? I previously had Hepatitis B, I have a migraine in the back of the head, tingling sensation in my right hand.

[Anonymous No.12760384]

Is biochem important as a doctor or can I just pass and forget?

[Anonymous No.12760399]

>>12759941
Sadly that's the way things work here in Italy, I don't make the rules

[Anonymous No.12760666]

Ive tried to hang myself twice in the past month. The first time it was a 'dry run' and I stopped before I passed out. I didn't feel any discomfort at all but some numbness around my lips and extremities. The second time, though, I felt my trachea compress (almost threw up) and my blood flow wasn't stopped. I was really disappointed because I wanted to get it done that time but it's just refused to work. I want to know what I was doing wrong so I can actually get this shit done without worrying about becoming a vegetable.

Is it the angle of the rope? I'm trying the leaning method so I guess it has to be 90 degrees?

[Anonymous No.12760787]

>>12760666
dont kill yourself though
go fuck a hooker get drunk or something idk

[Anonymous No.12760804]

>>12760787
Shut up dumbass. I'm not some angsty teenager I have taken human life.

[Anonymous No.12761004]

>>12759957
Stick to the pitch you were speaking at around the 4-6 second mark. Good luck with transitioning, anon.

[Anonymous No.12761192]

>>12760666
dont do it buddy

[Anonymous No.12761229]

>>12748904
help i posted in the last thread about my father with BPH. He keeps having flareups . he claims its because its something he eats, and the poop burns his prostate on the way out. but hes constantly constipated? but he doesnt really eat in my opinion. He has a history of irritable bowl. i cnat find any literature describing the relationship of these two disease states and his symptoms. does anyone have any ideas?

[Anonymous No.12761239]

>>12761229
btw by "flare up' i mean he absolutely cannot urinate. He comes home from work and he starts "flaring up" and he tries to use the catheter, it wont go in. he has to go to the hospital to get that other catheter with the bulb and the nurse seems to get it in nicely. he was in for this last week and im about to go accompany him rn to theER again for the same thing. last week after his catheter, i saw blood in his urine.

[Anonymous No.12761252]

this stupid fking general is slow and useless. i have a legit medical concern and youre all busy being pre-med know nothings. why do u come here? why does this general exist if ur all pre meds.? im a pharmacy student btw at least i hve something to show for it

[Anonymous No.12761275]

>your IQ
>your specialization
120
Emergency Medicine

[Anonymous No.12761336]

>>12760666
>attention seeking this hard
Use a gun or go see a psychiatrist.

[Anonymous No.12761340]

>>12761275
< 75
orthopedics

[Anonymous No.12761341]

>>12761336

[Anonymous No.12761356]

>>12761275
What do you do with the remaining 50 IQ pts you save by spamming interconsultations?

[Anonymous No.12761358]

>>12748929
I remember shopping for a friend of mine. I got him an old antique book from the 1890s about medicine. The author was talking about fluid balance as a new modern concept. This guy was the first baronet of some queen somewhere. Pretty cool read, first edition too. The website is called biblio iirc. https://www.biblio.com/rare-books/Medical-15-0.html

My advice would be to find something interesting and look for the PDF of it scanned somewhere. There are library archives dedicated to old medical texts. Believe it or not, English fags actually study this subject as literary prose, and beautiful writing in general. So, because of the English majors, there are many archived texts stored in websites free to access. I'd have to look in my notes from undergrad for the link to the website I'm talking about. Fuck that, go look around.

[Anonymous No.12761394]

>>12755641
Dare I say... Were hitting levels of based I'd never thought possible. I always get banned for posting about niggers in healthcare. Find a based country and heavily invest in migrating there. If the countries hate us by forcing us to play politics, then the officials can treat their illnesses. Fuck North America. I don't want nigger colleagues who I have to constantly avoid to preserve my license. I don't want their negligence coming back to me. Niggers never get in trouble, but they always bring it with them where they go.

[Anonymous No.12761444]

Is it important to make friends in medical school

[Anonymous No.12761594]

>>12761275
why wont u fking answer my question u stuipd bich if ur so smart >>12761229

[Hippocrates' Ghost !!M4GYSpDujk0 No.12761687]

>>12760666
>Neither will I administer a poison to anybody when asked to do so, nor will I suggest such a course.

[Anonymous No.12761711]

>>12761252
this general isnt for advice its for premeds to shitpost. see your doctor for advice

[Anonymous No.12761728]

>>12761687
Isn't there at least one Canadian in here that will help me?

[Anonymous No.12761842]

Why does my right testicle hurt?

[Anonymous No.12761952]

>>12761687
Based

[Anonymous No.12762186]

Let's see how many premeds there actually are

https://strawpoll.com/5gw6awz9c

Will post again in new thread when it is up

[Anonymous No.12762195]

>>12761444
no more important than making friends in general

[Anonymous No.12762206]

>>12761842
testicular torsion, should’ve given (You)s

[Anonymous No.12762212]

>>12762186
>50/50 premeds and consultants
based

[Anonymous No.12762220]

>>12762212
should just close the poll and call it a day

[Anonymous No.12762321]

>>12762212
med students aren't premeds.

[Anonymous No.12762351]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNngiwQC29c

[Anonymous No.12762378]

That's fucked. Can't imagine being that dad

[Anonymous No.12762383]

>>12761444
No.
You should have several attorney and economists friends, though

[Anonymous No.12762408]

Nurses are replacing doctors. All we need is your signature for a few things and soon we won't even need that. You work for US. We are constantly discussing how useless doctors are becoming.

[Anonymous No.12762447]

>>12762408
>imagine being proud of doing the same job for one third of the compensation
nurses are truly the penultimate cuckolds

[Anonymous No.12762451]

>>12762447
>doing the same job
at least you admit it. it's a long term game though. once everyone realizes this, the pay will even out. ours will get higher and yours will get lower meeting somewhere in the middle

[Anonymous No.12762584]

>>12762451
>>12762408
the reason why nurses will never replace doctors is because nurses day after day demonstrate in their personal and professional lives that they lack the most important attribute a doctor can have.

accountability.

[Anonymous No.12762614]

2021 IS THE YEAR WHERE DOCTORS BECOME OBSOLETE. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME AND MONEY STUDYING THIS - CHANGE TO NURSING IMMEDIATELY. Nurses are taking over everything and the medical field is changing - there is no longer a purpose for a doctor.

>>12762584
I have much more responsibility than the doctor on my ward, I don't see your point.

[Anonymous No.12762620]

>>12762614
>I have much more responsibility than the doctor on my ward
yeah sure you do hun.
you should get off your computer and stop making your dog wait for you tonight.

[Anonymous No.12762664]

Best scrub company for comfy scrubs? I prefer wearing my own clothing and refuse to use the hospital scrubs. I'm looking at medelita, and figs. I just started looking a few weeks ago because I decided I want a "nice" pair on backup incase my dailys get dirty or whatever. I want something that will repel liquids and that's basically it.

Pic related. Fuck V necks. This is a 9/10 in Canada.

[Anonymous No.12762667]

>>12762664
Dickies because they're larger than usual and it's comfy for my balls too.

[Anonymous No.12762709]

anyone got the link for the lecturio mega dump? cant seem to find it on past threads

[Anonymous No.12762729]

>>12762186
Non American anon+newfag here what's premed exactly? I thought it was med student

[Anonymous No.12762739]

>fucked a nurse last night
Songs for this feel?

I miss my ex

[Anonymous No.12762772]

>>12762729
premed is someone who is studying an undergraduate degree and wants to get into post grad med school

[Anonymous No.12762895]

Love bossing around the little doctor on my ward to do my bidding, feels good to be a nurse

[Anonymous No.12762899]

>>12762664
just wear a t-shirt underneath

[Anonymous No.12762905]

>>12762451
lmao at the nursoid cope

[Anonymous No.12762913]

aight guys, what sthetoscope is the best bet to buy? i wont buy littmann because of the meme

[Anonymous No.12762941]

>>12762739
>I miss my ex
The secret is to exhale and hold your breath before pulling the trigger, anon

[Anonymous No.12763075]

>>12762913
>won't buy littmann

Cringe but MDF acoustica or erka

[Anonymous No.12763093]

>>12762913
littman

[Anonymous No.12763106]

What do you think about having 2 or more specializations? Would it be worth it, by a professional point of view or would it be a waste of time?

[Anonymous No.12763120]

>>12749015

[Anonymous No.12763121]

>>12762709
just type "lecturio" in archives it was there

[Anonymous No.12763123]

>>12762739
bruh try being a virgin and complain after

[Anonymous No.12763125]

>>12763106
if its neighbouring specs then yes

[Anonymous No.12763240]

What does /med/ think of Physician Associates?

[Anonymous No.12763260]

>>12763240
Not an amerimutt so I don't think about them, at all.

[Anonymous No.12763329]

>>12763240
Plebbit is that way, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12763341]

>>12762667
>dickies
I want to flex on nurses. I won't wear the same walmart tier shit they wear.

[Anonymous No.12763350]

>>12748904
Hey /med/ whats up with with all the privileged stuff for vaccinated people?

How are they keeping track of whos been vaccinated or not? I have not been pricked yet but I'm just curious do you get a paper or something afterwards?

[Anonymous No.12763377]

>>12763376

>>12763376

>>12763376


NEW NEW NEW

[Anonymous No.12763405]

>tfw when i don't make the thread it's always shit

[Anonymous No.12763411]

>>12763350
i think eu is trying to figure out some electronic proof system for it

[Anonymous No.12763450]

>>12763240
who cares

[Anonymous No.12763604]

>>12763341
You flex on them with your knowledge, faggot. Spending 200+ dollars on scrubs is insane no matter what or who you are.

[Anonymous No.12764027]

>>12763341
yet they can afford that shit too, you need to flex with something far more expensive