>Ph. D. in Mathematics >Any Job I Want >$300,000 Starting

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Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:31:53 2010 No.1273506 [Reply] [Original]

>Ph. D. in Mathematics
>Any Job I Want
>$300,000 Starting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:33:53 2010 No.1273521 >wake up from dream >apply at starbucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:33:53 2010 No.1273518 >this was old the second day >nobody cares anymore >start trying to troll again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:33:53 2010 No.1273522 >>1273518 u mad bro ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:34:53 2010 No.1273524 >>1273522 >like i said >i dont care >nice try tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:35:53 2010 No.1273531 >>1273524 you're clearly mad bro why so mad bro ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:35:53 2010 No.1273533 Keep dreaming, most Ph.Ds start at alittle less then 100K

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:35:53 2010 No.1273529 >>1273518 >implying that the trolling ever stopped

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:36:53 2010 No.1273537 >>1273531 >stylin all over you >you just getting mad >i just getting better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:37:53 2010 No.1273540 >>1273537 but you're mad tell us why bro, so we can help you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:37:53 2010 No.1273543 File: 133 KB, 493x849, Capture1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273533 FAGSTATUTS: TOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:37:53 2010 No.1273546 >>1273540 >he thinks im mad >he's just getting reverse trolled >he so jelly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:38:53 2010 No.1273553 >>1273546 why is trolling so important to you bro ? just tell us why you're mad so we can help you out bro you clearly need some help bro to stop being mad bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:39:53 2010 No.1273559 >>1273543 >he thinks financial engineering is "any job I want"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:39:53 2010 No.1273563 >>1273559 FAGSTATUTS: TOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:39:53 2010 No.1273561 >>1273543 >being a requirement for a job=being something which allows one to start at that job Alrighty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:39:53 2010 No.1273558 >>1273543 how about a link instead of a capture?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:40:53 2010 No.1273565 >>1273553 >i'm actually enjoying trolling you >so keep on hatin if you want >i got all the time in the world

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:40:53 2010 No.1273566 >>1273565 why is trolling so important to you bro ? just tell us why you're mad so we can help you out bro you clearly need some help bro to stop being mad bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:41:53 2010 No.1273574 >>1273566 >copypasta in a copypasta thread >that's just overkill >don't you know trolling is a art

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:42:53 2010 No.1273577 >>1273574 why is trolling so important to you bro ? just tell us why you're mad so we can help you out bro you clearly need some help bro to stop being mad bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:43:53 2010 No.1273584 >>1273577 >copypasta in a copypasta thread >that's just overkill >don't you know trolling is a art

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:44:53 2010 No.1273591 >>1273584 why is trolling so important to you bro ? just tell us why you're mad so we can help you out bro you clearly need some help bro to stop being mad bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:45:53 2010 No.1273596 >>1273577 Here you go, bro. http://www.quantfinancejobs.com/jobs/quant-new-york.asp Any job I want means one of these, which are jobs I want. You mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:46:53 2010 No.1273601 >>1273596 >stops being over 300k fourth one down >told again CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:46:53 2010 No.1273600 File: 32 KB, 640x480, dawson-crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273596

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:47:53 2010 No.1273605 >>1273601 Now you're not even trying. Scroll down, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:47:53 2010 No.1273607 >>1273601 >>1273601 $500K-800K++ sorry what were you saying ? I couldn't hear you over my $800,000 a year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:48:53 2010 No.1273610 >>1273596 Any job I want doesn't usually mean where you want to be a quantitative analysist at....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:49:53 2010 No.1273611 File: 68 KB, 500x560, 1277490080858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273610

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:49:53 2010 No.1273615 >>1273607 Enjoy working for some bank, the real mathematicians will be over here actually advancing humanity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:50:53 2010 No.1273616 >>1273615 can't hear you buddy, $800,000/y

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:50:53 2010 No.1273617 >>1273615 imokwiththis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:50:53 2010 No.1273619 >>1273607 Good thing you'll never have a Ph.D. then. Otherwise this would be rather embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:51:53 2010 No.1273623 >>1273616 yeaok.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:51:53 2010 No.1273627 File: 30 KB, 387x512, 11113087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT: getting told and massive butthurt from the non mathematically inclined.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:51:53 2010 No.1273624 What kind of company would use such a retarded picture for there recruitment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:52:53 2010 No.1273634 >>1273596 >job requires years of experience in the description >"starting" failed yet again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:53:53 2010 No.1273638 Ever seen a mathematician as a bank CEO? They work to make MBAs and Engineers rich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:53:53 2010 No.1273640 Fucking hell /sci/, really. A troll post that is posted at least 5 times a day and you reply to it this many times. No wonder you're the laughing stock of the other boards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:54:53 2010 No.1273643 File: 67 KB, 247x248, 1267569284367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273634 >he doesn't know that masters qualifies as 2 years experience >he doesn't know that phd qualifies as 5 years experience >he doesn't know >he just doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:54:53 2010 No.1273645 >>1273638 Ever seen a mathematics PhD with an MBA? Use the PhD for experience then get to the top with an MBA. Amazing how I heard that over my $800,000/year

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:55:53 2010 No.1273653 >>1273643 >experience in "qualitative analysis" piss poor trolling here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:56:53 2010 No.1273659 >>1273653 Qualitative analysis? What kind of shit field is that? Quantitative analysis is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:56:53 2010 No.1273656 File: 111 KB, 247x248, 1275809927856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273653 >he still just doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:57:53 2010 No.1273664 >>1273645 A methamatician would never have a top position like a CEO of a bank.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:57:53 2010 No.1273667 File: 25 KB, 418x418, 1275721120571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sup guys

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:58:53 2010 No.1273670 >>1273664 >methamatitian I didn't know you could get a PhD in meth....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:59:53 2010 No.1273681 >>1273664 Keep on telling yourself that. QA is where a lot of math PhDs go to get some quick money, but a lot of them go into actual investment banking, which is where you work your way to the top.

Anonymous Sat Jun 26 11:59:53 2010 No.1273684
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>>1273664

James Harris "Jim" Simons (born 1938) is an American mathematician, academic, trader, and philanthropist.

In 1982, Simons founded Renaissance Technologies, a private investment firm based in New York with over $15 billion under management; Simons is still at the helm, as CEO, of what is now one of the world's most successful hedge funds. Simons is estimated to be worth about $8.5 billion.

Jim Simons is the son of a shoe factory owner in Massachusetts and received his B.S. degree in mathematics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1958, and his Ph.D. degree, also in mathematics, from the University of California, Berkeley in 1961

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Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:03:53 2010 No.1273701

>>1273684
No banks or shareholders would want a mathematician as a CEO, so hi had to create his own businees and be exposed to all the risks, he is more of an entrepeuner than an executive.
Let's see is this is like one of the Madof fund.
Qualitative analysis people where the one who made the financial crisis possible?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:04:53 2010 No.1273706 >>1273701 Bro, he's still making $5 million plus per year, and you still mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:05:53 2010 No.1273711 File: 112 KB, 720x511, BeCoolDudeFriendLaughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273701 >he thinks working for someone else is better than owning your own company >$8.5 billion

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:08:53 2010 No.1273728 >>1273711 >he thinks any math PhD can just open up a multibillion dollar investing firm >any job I want

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:08:53 2010 No.1273727 >>1273711 THen is not a job you get hired to do, you get all the risks. Most of the new companies fail in the first years. Executive jobs are for those who can also deal with the inquatifiable like the the political, social aspects of the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:09:53 2010 No.1273735 File: 34 KB, 400x300, moundofmoney.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273727 >>1273728 lol you guys so mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:10:53 2010 No.1273738 >>1273728 >Thinks any math PhD can't make $150,000 per year doing NOTHING but making an algorithm for HFT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:11:53 2010 No.1273740 >>1273738 >he thinks 150,000 > 300,000 Math PhD indeed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:12:53 2010 No.1273743 >>1273735 You would put all your talent and education to have the bank CEO get millions per years, and the CEO will never do any calculation because he can easily buy people like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:12:53 2010 No.1273747 >>1273740 >>1273728 >>1273727 which is more funny, the fact that they can't follow the flow of a simple conversation, or that they jump in 2 hours later and think they are making relevant points.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:12:53 2010 No.1273749 >>1273740 Cool brah, $150,000 with NO JOB Whatever you make "starting" stacks on top of that $150,000

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:13:53 2010 No.1273751 >>1273747 >got told >he mad

>>	sage sage Sat Jun 26 12:13:53 2010 No.1273754 man this shitposting is even worse than magnets

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:14:53 2010 No.1273761 >>1273749 So what you just make the algorithm and it gives you 150,000 for doing it? Pretty sure that's called having a job

Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:15:53 2010 No.1273766
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my chick now that I make millions of dollars a year with my phd in math and /sci/ be all jealous cuz they have bachelors in some useless shit subject and can't find jobs and they so angry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:15:53 2010 No.1273768 >>1273761 No, you make the algorithm for yourself to use. Stick $25,000 to start and let it run, calibrating every couple weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:17:53 2010 No.1273773 >>1273766 Her father and husband are executives. Show a pretty girl that marry a mathematician?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:22:53 2010 No.1273795 Money for Nothing. Love for Free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:23:53 2010 No.1273798 Are_You_Frustrated.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:24:53 2010 No.1273803 >>1273766 is that dat fringe chick?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:30:53 2010 No.1273826 File: 926 KB, 1500x1025, 1260298439491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PhD in beards. > Go inna woods and shoot you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:35:53 2010 No.1273840 >>1273596 You guys realize you can change the location to any country and city to find similar jobs. Face it, math rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:37:53 2010 No.1273848 >>1273840 And the best jobs are in the best cities too. NYC, Singapore, Tokyo, you name it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:42:53 2010 No.1273862 > troll post, posted 100s of times a week > 71 posts omitted > there is no hope for /sci/ When m00t deletes this board, don't blame the trolls, blame yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:49:53 2010 No.1273904 File: 25 KB, 381x291, billnye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ph. D in physics >any tv show I want >$300,000 starting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 12:51:53 2010 No.1273913 >PhD in Young Earth Creationism > Any god-fearing job i want >300k (a geuss) starting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:01:53 2010 No.1273961 I bet the OP is really proud of this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:12:53 2010 No.1274004 another forced meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:15:53 2010 No.1274020 File: 27 KB, 413x372, 1276192837774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1273961 >he associates pride with 4chan threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:16:53 2010 No.1274026 >>1273904 Bill Nye is a mechanical engineer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:18:53 2010 No.1274035 >>1274026 bleh and engineer?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:19:53 2010 No.1274039 >>1273961 ^^ >>1274020 ouch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:26:53 2010 No.1274067 >Ph. D in Serial Rapist >Any Hole I want >300,000 Billions Starting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 26 13:52:53 2010 No.1274166 Ph. D. in not being greedy and selfish as OP Any Job I Want Useful for humanity

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