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After many months of travel, it's time for Perseverance to land / crash on Mars and as always frens are ready with some tendies to enjoy teh show!
Mods Sticky?

Estimated Landing Time: 20:55 GMT/UTC

LIVESTREAMS

Official Nasa Livestream:
https://youtu.be/gm0b_ijaYMQ

Official Nasa Mission Control View:
https://youtu.be/kPrbJ63qUc4

Official Nasa Mission Control 360°
https://youtu.be/GIooAx_GkJs

Tim Dodd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXuw8SJfFI

>> No.12722353 [DELETED] 

dumb thread we already have one

>> No.12722355 [DELETED] 

When it crashes, will everyone cheer?

>> No.12722392 [DELETED] 

>>12722353
the other two had a shitty OP without livestreams, this one is better

>> No.12722393 [DELETED] 

Please crash.

>> No.12722405 [DELETED] 

>>12722392
but this one has Dodd in the OP

>> No.12722411 [DELETED] 

nigger

>> No.12722416 [DELETED] 

sneed

>> No.12722434 [DELETED] 

>>12722405
well just watch another stream you absolute autist if you can't handle the estrogen bombardment

>> No.12722436 [DELETED] 

Livestream is for s-o-y-s.
https://eyes.nasa.gov/apps/orrery/#/sc_perseverance

>> No.12722437 [DELETED] 

this mission is fake, its actual mission is to bomb the living shit out of martians.

>> No.12722454 [DELETED] 

INB4 STICKY

>> No.12722461 [DELETED] 

>>12722436
my toaster can't handle that

>> No.12722491 [DELETED] 

Why do they wear anti cross-contamination suits (the paint suits lookalike) for satellites ? for rovers and shit that must take samples i get it but why for satellites and rocket parts that are bound to be burned down during reentry ?

>> No.12722501 [DELETED] 

Twitch stream is always faster.

https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

>> No.12722502 [DELETED] 

AHH Im scared

>> No.12722503 [DELETED] 

>>12722454
your mom is GAY

>> No.12722504 [DELETED] 
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12722504

ayys will crash it

>> No.12722509 [DELETED] 

SPACE IS ACE

>> No.12722510 [DELETED] 

>>12722491
We dont want to give aliens the Chinese coof

>> No.12722515 [DELETED] 

>>12722502
me too
i have an interview tomorrow and i´m watching this shit instead of preparing

>> No.12722516 [DELETED] 

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5x_9KEogM8

>> No.12722517 [DELETED] 

>>12722491
To keep them clean, a little skin oil in the wrong place could cause cold welding.

>> No.12722518 [DELETED] 

>>12722348

SKYCRANE SKYCRANE SKYCRANE

MISSION FAILURE CONFIRMED

SKYCRANE SKYCRANE SKYCRANE

>> No.12722522 [DELETED] 

>>12722503
no she isnt you jerk!

>> No.12722524 [DELETED] 

Well at this point is just praying.
Poor rover should have already received its fate.

>> No.12722526 [DELETED] 

If they say separation now, does it mean with or without lag?

>> No.12722533 [DELETED] 

>>12722348
N

>> No.12722534 [DELETED] 
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12722534

Dubs for a successful mission and Mars rocks on Earth by 2026!

>> No.12722536 [DELETED] 

>>12722526
with

>> No.12722537 [DELETED] 

why are tourists so angry about women

>> No.12722538 [DELETED] 

>those faces
fugg

>> No.12722541 [DELETED] 

>>12722518
100% success rate faggot

>> No.12722543 [DELETED] 
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i'm nervous just watching

>> No.12722544 [DELETED] 

>>12722516
https://files.catbox.moe/st2skh.mp4

>> No.12722548 [DELETED] 

>>12722536
How much is the delay? Something like 5 minutes?

>> No.12722549 [DELETED] 

OOOHHH. Pls dont crash ffs

>> No.12722551 [DELETED] 

>>12722537
they're from /v/

>> No.12722553 [DELETED] 

Praise Jack Parsons!

>> No.12722555 [DELETED] 
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12722555

This better be good.

>> No.12722556 [DELETED] 

>>12722526
there's always lag because of the speed of light

>> No.12722560 [DELETED] 

/o/ they shoulda done an ls swap with the rover

>> No.12722564 [DELETED] 
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>>12722544

>> No.12722565 [DELETED] 

PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER!

>> No.12722566 [DELETED] 

>>12722537
Nasa has been a complete joke recently and gone full "diversity" instead of hiring the most qualified or capable people. That's why space exploration is currently in the hands of Elon Musk

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>>12722537

>> No.12722572 [DELETED] 

>(((no longer in view)))
>(((short outages)))
Ready for another faked landing boyos?
>superheated superfast air
Very scientific

>> No.12722574 [DELETED] 

>>12722348
not to be contraversal but i like space

>> No.12722577 [DELETED] 

Normally I would be hoping for crash and burn but the rovers are alright I hope it makes it safe

>> No.12722579 [DELETED] 

Time to get toasty, hope they have the mic on for entry.

>> No.12722581 [DELETED] 

>>12722537
Oldspace is betting everything on diversity, this is why private space is the only option

>> No.12722582 [DELETED] 

>>12722537
because the proportion of women talking in the livestream compared to the proportion of engineers actually working on the rover is artificially inflated

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Gigachad... Im scared... What if it crashes?

>> No.12722584 [DELETED] 

>crashed 4 minutes ago
>we won't find out for another 10
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12722591 [DELETED] 

Is everything going well? I was expecting live camera feed from mars but it's all CGI

>> No.12722592 [DELETED] 

>>12722537
>>12722551

>> No.12722602 [DELETED] 

>>12722537
because wokeness means hiring people for their diverseness over their ability
it should be pretty obvious what that means if you think about it

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IT COULD BE DEAD ALREADY OH GOD OH FUCK

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>>12722584
The little rover is already dead and no one knows yet.

>> No.12722617 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1362503544717287424

>> No.12722618 [DELETED] 

>>12722591
Yes, supposedly

>> No.12722623 [DELETED] 

>>12722606
Lightspeed limit is a bitch.

>> No.12722624 [DELETED] 

So, does this thing have a camera for some footage or will it be the same as the last one, we'll have to wait 20 days for a picture.

>> No.12722625 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIooAx_GkJs

whats with the "/cam 4" in the stream chat?

>> No.12722626 [DELETED] 
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thread theme for patricians only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds

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So is it down? Is Nasa livestream just late?

>> No.12722635 [DELETED] 

>Once on the surface, one of Perseverance’s first activities will be to take pictures of its new home and transmit them back to Earth. Over the following days, engineers will also check on the health of the rover and deploy the remote sensing mast (otherwise known as its “head”) so it can take more pictures. The Perseverance team will then take more than a month to thoroughly inspect the rover and load new flight software to prepare for its search for ancient life on Mars.

>> No.12722636 [DELETED] 

>>12722591
>I was expecting live camera feed from mars but it's all CGI
nigger what
the data speed is less than a kilobyte per second and it'll still take 10 minutes to get back to earth

>> No.12722637 [DELETED] 

NOMINAL
EVERYTHING IS NOMINAL

>> No.12722638 [DELETED] 
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Don't worry bros I'm from the future it landed safely

>> No.12722639 [DELETED] 

>>12722606
now imagine the same on a mission on some Neptune moon with 4h delay

>> No.12722641 [DELETED] 

>>12722591
Sending a chase camera is kind of expensive.

>> No.12722643 [DELETED] 

>>12722624
None of your concern goyim

Now go back to fapping

>> No.12722646 [DELETED] 

Get fucked alien wankers

>> No.12722649 [DELETED] 

>>12722638
thanks time travelling anon

>> No.12722650 [DELETED] 

>>12722633
we may never know

>> No.12722653 [DELETED] 

OOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M DIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.12722654 [DELETED] 

>>12722633
yeah, about 10 minutes late. which is the time it takes for the signal to reach earth

>> No.12722655 [DELETED] 

>>12722625
nm im an idiot

>> No.12722656 [DELETED] 
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12722656

ONE MINUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12722658 [DELETED] 

IMAGINE THERES A BIG BLACK SPOT OF DEBRIS ON THE SURFACE OF MARS RIGHT NOW

>> No.12722661 [DELETED] 

>>12722625
Looks like a bunch of twitchniggers who think they're too good for twitch

>> No.12722665 [DELETED] 

here we go lads

>> No.12722668 [DELETED] 
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>Cooper, this is no time for caution

>> No.12722669 [DELETED] 

30s
30s

>> No.12722670 [DELETED] 

garbage thread. sfg is better

>> No.12722671 [DELETED] 

>>12722633
transmission delay anon...

>> No.12722676 [DELETED] 

>>12722668
CMON TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>> No.12722678 [DELETED] 

Roll program

>> No.12722681 [DELETED] 

SNEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD

>> No.12722684 [DELETED] 

what's with all these retards expecting instantaneous 1080p pictures and footage from a planet 10 light minutes away

>> No.12722687 [DELETED] 

>jezero crater
about to be the perseverance crater desu

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>>12722623
light speed isnt real and space isnt real

>> No.12722691 [DELETED] 

What are we watching??? No live pictures.

>> No.12722692 [DELETED] 
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GODSPEED LITTLE SPACE BUDDY

>> No.12722694 [DELETED] 

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.12722699 [DELETED] 

>/sci/ - science & math
>nobody understands how space works

>> No.12722702 [DELETED] 
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OMG SCIEEEENCEEEEEEEE

>> No.12722704 [DELETED] 

ENTRY CONFIRMED
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH
We're not out of the woods yet bros

>> No.12722705 [DELETED] 

DID IT WORK ANON?

>> No.12722712 [DELETED] 

This is fucking exciting I don't care.

>> No.12722714 [DELETED] 

>>12722694
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12722716 [DELETED] 

>>12722654
>>12722671
So the tracker is just a projected trajectory?

>> No.12722717 [DELETED] 

It crashed, sorry for the spoilers.

>> No.12722719 [DELETED] 
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OH MY FUCKING GOD

>> No.12722723 [DELETED] 

>>12722716
yes

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>>12722699
SPACE IS HARD ANON!

>> No.12722725 [DELETED] 

>>12722699
This isn't new. This is the worst board on the site. Including pol and r9k.

>> No.12722726 [DELETED] 

>>12722702
you are literally on /sci/

>> No.12722731 [DELETED] 

>perseverance disappeared from the app
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?

>> No.12722734 [DELETED] 

I AM GONNA COOOOOM IF IT LANDS

>> No.12722738 [DELETED] 

I think Perseverance SUCKS

>> No.12722739 [DELETED] 

Has something happened if there is no physical way for us to know about whether it has actually happened or not?

>> No.12722740 [DELETED] 

currently burning up

>> No.12722742 [DELETED] 

>>12722719
>Jeb not piloting it
it's gonna crash

>> No.12722744 [DELETED] 

BANK REVERSAL BANK REVERSAL

>> No.12722747 [DELETED] 

Hey MArs! We gonna come all over you, you dirty slut.

>> No.12722748 [DELETED] 

DID HE JUST CRASH SCI BROS?

>> No.12722749 [DELETED] 

THE LITTEL NIGGY IS GOIN IN!!!a WsnhljkaBHSNDLJKbnakjbl;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12722750 [DELETED] 

>>12722564
oof

>> No.12722753 [DELETED] 

>>12722702
dude tell me you're joking

>> No.12722755 [DELETED] 

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

>> No.12722758 [DELETED] 

>>12722738
no it flies retard, vacuums suck

>> No.12722759 [DELETED] 

>>12722716
The NASA streams are showing "live" telemetry

>> No.12722762 [DELETED] 

>>12722716
it's already landed or crashed ATM we just don't know yet.

>> No.12722764 [DELETED] 

POGGERS /cam4

>> No.12722767 [DELETED] 
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>short outage

>> No.12722771 [DELETED] 

10GEEEZS

>> No.12722772 [DELETED] 
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>Guberment can't give our nation's best and brightest vaccines so they won't receive brain damage from the lack of oxygen caused by the masks

AMERICA LOST

>> No.12722774 [DELETED] 

>>12722759
stfu that makes no fucking sense. its projected telemetry

>> No.12722776 [DELETED] 

What's the visualization software they're using?

>> No.12722777 [DELETED] 

>>12722748
NO ONE KNOWS

>> No.12722778 [DELETED] 

PLEASE MAKE IT NIGGY

>> No.12722779 [DELETED] 

PRAY FOR PERCY

>> No.12722780 [DELETED] 

how much could we reduce latency in the future? 11 minutes is a whole lot

>> No.12722782 [DELETED] 

bros...?

>> No.12722783 [DELETED] 

WORK JETPACK DAMNIT

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It has been fun shitposting with you sirs

>> No.12722794 [DELETED] 

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

>> No.12722793 [DELETED] 

>>12722731
the app is shit
look at estronaut's stream

>> No.12722795 [DELETED] 

whats the time delay between mars and earth signals?

>> No.12722796 [DELETED] 

ITS CRASHIIIINGGG!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12722797 [DELETED] 
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>> No.12722800 [DELETED] 

Do us 4chanians want the landing to succeed or to explode?

Leaning towards explode given how americans are jew controlled devils responsible for ruining Europe.

Death to the mutilated jew slaves.

>> No.12722801 [DELETED] 

FUCK THE ROVER I JUST WANNA SEE THE DRONE IM IM GOING TO DROOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.12722804 [DELETED] 

oh shit oh fuck

>> No.12722805 [DELETED] 

PARACHUTE DEPLOY

>> No.12722806 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12722807 [DELETED] 

PARACHUTE OUT

>> No.12722808 [DELETED] 
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Have they found ayylmaos yet?

>> No.12722811 [DELETED] 

>>12722393
based

>> No.12722810 [DELETED] 

>>12722636
Do they have a god damn dial-up on that thing? None of the smart guys figured that it'd bea good idea to put a proper internet connection on it? This is what you get with nazi scientists...

>> No.12722813 [DELETED] 
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I'm trembling

>> No.12722815 [DELETED] 

CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

>> No.12722823 [DELETED] 

>>12722780

LIGHTSPEED LIMIT YOU BRAINLET.

>> No.12722825 [DELETED] 
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soon

>> No.12722827 [DELETED] 

PARACHUTE OUT

>> No.12722826 [DELETED] 

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.12722828 [DELETED] 

>>12722772
TWO
MASKS

>> No.12722832 [DELETED] 

*CLAPPING*
*CLAPPING*
*CLAPPING*

>> No.12722836 [DELETED] 

>>12722772
That's a very centered mole.

>> No.12722833 [DELETED] 

PARACHUTE DEPLOY BOYS

>> No.12722834 [DELETED] 

ITS FUCKING DEAD

>> No.12722837 [DELETED] 

>>12722795
nearly 11 minutes

>> No.12722838 [DELETED] 

Y E S
Y E S

>> No.12722839 [DELETED] 
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OMG I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

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HERE WE GO BROS, tomorrow we get alien waifus and we're going to fuck like crazy.

>> No.12722842 [DELETED] 

This all looks computer generated.

>> No.12722844 [DELETED] 

CRASH IT RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND
FUCK FREEDOM FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK AMERICA
TIANANMEN SQUARE WAS A GOOD THING CHINKS DID NOTHING WRONG

>> No.12722846 [DELETED] 

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED

>> No.12722847 [DELETED] 

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
>PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
>PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
>PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
>PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
>PARACHUTE DEPLOYED

>> No.12722850 [DELETED] 

CAN YALLSHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYTHING IS NIRMAL STOP THROWING OFF BAD JUJU

>> No.12722851 [DELETED] 

>>12722780
We would use Google Stadia to make the latency negative

>> No.12722852 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/0BYt63PHTiM

>> No.12722854 [DELETED] 

[klappa]

>> No.12722857 [DELETED] 

PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
HEAT SHIELD SEPARATED

>> No.12722858 [DELETED] 

COOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12722862 [DELETED] 

it's happening

>> No.12722863 [DELETED] 

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12722864 [DELETED] 

noooooooo you can't wear masks i'll post a sojack at you

>> No.12722865 [DELETED] 
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PARACHUTE DEPLOYED

>> No.12722866 [DELETED] 

pog

>> No.12722869 [DELETED] 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12722870 [DELETED] 

PICTURES WHEN

>> No.12722871 [DELETED] 

>>12722810
THE PARACHUTE HAS DEPLOYED IM GOING TO CHOOOOOOOOM HES SUBSONIC BOYS HES SUBSONIC

>> No.12722874 [DELETED] 

YAY

>> No.12722875 [DELETED] 

>>12722852
based

>> No.12722878 [DELETED] 

>>12722780
USB-C via WORMHOLES

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HEEEERRRREE WEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12722882 [DELETED] 

>>12722836
Most likely a married pajeet.

>> No.12722883 [DELETED] 

>>12722533
I

>> No.12722884 [DELETED] 

>>12722839
obviously CGI... and who is holding the camera??? aliens??? hahahahahaha
all holographic, imagine believing in science

>> No.12722888 [DELETED] 

>>12722870
tomorrow

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MY HEAT SHIELD IS SEPARATING BOYS

>> No.12722890 [DELETED] 

Its like playing KSP kek!

>> No.12722892 [DELETED] 

>>12722780
you can't
lightspeed limit

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DO IT FOR HER

>> No.12722894 [DELETED] 

AI time, hope the machine gods are happy.

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LETS GO BROS

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Atmospheric janny btfo

>> No.12722901 [DELETED] 

YES YES YES

>> No.12722903 [DELETED] 

Radar Lock!! It is working.

>> No.12722905 [DELETED] 
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We'll know if its dead in 2 minutes bros

>> No.12722906 [DELETED] 

>>12722780
Sophons

>> No.12722908 [DELETED] 

oh shit

>> No.12722910 [DELETED] 

RAdAR LOCKED RADAR LOCKED RADAR LOCKED LEMME SEE THAT JUICY 4K PICTURE NASA

>> No.12722912 [DELETED] 

NIGGA THIS IS JUST KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM WTF

>> No.12722913 [DELETED] 
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ENGINES PRIMED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12722914 [DELETED] 

How many hours left

>> No.12722915 [DELETED] 

>>12722780
Teleporters, lad.

>> No.12722916 [DELETED] 

Why is that guy hogging the power bar?

>> No.12722919 [DELETED] 

>they're all wearing facemasks
sad

>> No.12722920 [DELETED] 

I WAS HERE BOIS

>> No.12722921 [DELETED] 

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>> No.12722924 [DELETED] 
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WHERE ARE YOUR WAR FACES

>> No.12722925 [DELETED] 

Huh?

>> No.12722926 [DELETED] 

>>12722897
PARACHUTE DEPLOYED
WE WILL MAKE IT BOIIS

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WE GOT DA PARACHUTE
WE GOT DA RADAR LOCK
WE DOIN DIS BOYS

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>>12722690
these pictures are taken by astronauts from the shuttle missions
with access to the internet, ignorance is not excuse
you didn't even bother to look

>> No.12722932 [DELETED] 

Why does the person talking sound like a tranny?

>> No.12722933 [DELETED] 
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>Radar Lock

>> No.12722934 [DELETED] 

>>12722914
LESS THAN A MINUTE

>> No.12722936 [DELETED] 
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12722936

Unmanned space exploration = Onions low test neckbeards

Manned space exploration = High test chads

>> No.12722937 [DELETED] 

CRASH GODDAMMNIT

>> No.12722938 [DELETED] 

ROVER DETACHED

>> No.12722940 [DELETED] 

>>12722795
The distance to Mars is 204,551,778 km, so 682 seconds.

>> No.12722945 [DELETED] 

>>12722936
im gonna coom when confirmation

>> No.12722949 [DELETED] 

LET'S FUCKING GO

>> No.12722951 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IT DID IT

>> No.12722952 [DELETED] 

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
>TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
>TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
>TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
>TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED
>TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>> No.12722953 [DELETED] 

NOMINAL

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>>12722924

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THEY'RE MAKING IT

>> No.12722961 [DELETED] 

COME ON BABY

>> No.12722964 [DELETED] 

SKYCRAAAANNE
TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>> No.12722963 [DELETED] 

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12722965 [DELETED] 

>>12722940
so it landed/crashed about 400 seconds ago?

>> No.12722968 [DELETED] 

IT LANDED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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12722971

SKYCRANE

>> No.12722974 [DELETED] 

IT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE GUYS!

>> No.12722972 [DELETED] 

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT

>> No.12722979 [DELETED] 

TOUCHDOWN CONFIRMED

>> No.12722978 [DELETED] 

WE DID IT BROS

>> No.12722980 [DELETED] 

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
THEY FUCKING DID IT
YEEAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK YEAH

>> No.12722981 [DELETED] 

>>12722937
BASED

>> No.12722983 [DELETED] 

LANDED!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12722984 [DELETED] 
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YEEEYYY

>> No.12722990 [DELETED] 

>>12722690
>who took the picture of the satellite?
the astronauts who left it up there.
>where are the stars?
there, but you can't see them because of the exposure of the picture
>where are the thousands of other satellites?
orbiting the earth? the earth's orbiting area is fucking huge and most satellites are about 100ft long max, in an area that's hundreds of thousands of square miles.

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AS EXPECTED

AS EXPECTED

>> No.12722991 [DELETED] 

does anyone know what explosive they use to blow up the jetpack once it flies away?

HE LANDED HE LANDED

>inb4 some fucking wheel fucks up

>> No.12722995 [DELETED] 

LETS GOOOOOOO!

>> No.12722996 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.12722998 [DELETED] 

SHILLS BEAT THE FUCK OUT!!!
IT LANDED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12723000 [DELETED] 

THIS MEANS GOOD!

>> No.12723002 [DELETED] 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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FEAR AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES XENO SCUM, YOUR EXTERMINATION IS AT HAND.

>> No.12723004 [DELETED] 

TANGO DELTA!

>> No.12723010 [DELETED] 

LANDED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12723011 [DELETED] 
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LET'S FUCKING GO

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BASED BASED BASED

>> No.12723013 [DELETED] 

OH SHIT OH FUCK

TOUCHDOWN YEEEES

>> No.12723016 [DELETED] 

WE DID IT BOIS
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12723017 [DELETED] 
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>mfw my name is now on mars

>> No.12723019 [DELETED] 

i call bullshit

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12723022 [DELETED] 

DICK FUCKING HARD

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2 OUT OF 2 TIME WORLD CHAMPS BOYS

>> No.12723027 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.12723028 [DELETED] 
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nice

>> No.12723032 [DELETED] 

nice

>> No.12723033 [DELETED] 

>>12722936
MADE FOR

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>>12722952

>> No.12723038 [DELETED] 

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA1-haV0qWU

>> No.12723039 [DELETED] 

TAKE THAT SPACE!

>> No.12723041 [DELETED] 

MARS IS PART OF THE USA

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>> No.12723046 [DELETED] 

>>12722965
It landed ~ 11 minutes ago, she is down.

>> No.12723048 [DELETED] 
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WE DID IT

>> No.12723049 [DELETED] 

do we own it now. can we finally leave the chinese behind

>> No.12723051 [DELETED] 
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TOUCHDOWN

>> No.12723052 [DELETED] 

Nice

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fuck yes amerrrrrrrrrriccccaaaaa

>> No.12723057 [DELETED] 

IMAGES SOON
GET READY

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USA USA USA
USA USA USA
USA USA USA

>> No.12723059 [DELETED] 

Skycrane does it again.

>> No.12723060 [DELETED] 

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12723063 [DELETED] 

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

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Touchdown!

>> No.12723065 [DELETED] 

okay the epic happening is over you can go back to your boards tourists

>> No.12723070 [DELETED] 

I will believe it when i see proof.

>> No.12723069 [DELETED] 

IMAGES WHEN!

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dump eet

>> No.12723072 [DELETED] 

Guys, they're not social distancing

>> No.12723073 [DELETED] 

SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS
SUCK IT CHINKS
>SUCK IT CHINKS

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>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCHDOWN
TOUCHDOWN
>TOUCH MOTHERFUCKING DOWN
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So we just take their word for it landing safely?

Where's the proof?

>> No.12723078 [DELETED] 

WE DID IT REDDIT

>> No.12723080 [DELETED] 

>>12723017
same

ELON MUSK BTFO
does anyone know what explosive the used?

>> No.12723086 [DELETED] 

>>12723017
ANON ON MARS!

>> No.12723087 [DELETED] 

jon voight looks exhausted

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will he revive /ourboy/?

>> No.12723092 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.12723093 [DELETED] 

Guy in the background orgasmed.

>> No.12723094 [DELETED] 

Bros.....I'm gonna cry...

>> No.12723097 [DELETED] 

FIRST LOW RES PICTURES INCOMING

LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.12723098 [DELETED] 

did this nigga just orgasm

>> No.12723100 [DELETED] 

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS PLANET FOR THE UNITED STATES SPACE FORCE

>> No.12723102 [DELETED] 

NICE

>> No.12723105 [DELETED] 

Thanks Nasa, very cool

>> No.12723107 [DELETED] 

WOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12723110 [DELETED] 

>>12723079
images incoming

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WE PUT PIECE OF METAL ON BIG RED ROCK
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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MANKIND CONQUERS THE COSMOS ONCE AGAIN

>> No.12723113 [DELETED] 

First photo will take hours.
First photo with the main camera will take days.

>> No.12723116 [DELETED] 

>>12723091
>crying women on the clean feed
I thought this was supposed to get rid of that

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>>12722348
yes... YES, it's still our destiny, we must do it
https://youtu.be/RyYhbC0MXlY

>> No.12723121 [DELETED] 

Epic mode

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>> No.12723125 [DELETED] 

>>12723091
He's ded Jim

>> No.12723130 [DELETED] 

>>12723108
yes we did
now fuck off back to your containment board

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ITS ON

>> No.12723133 [DELETED] 

so now what

>> No.12723134 [DELETED] 

IMPRESSIVE 4K ULTRA HD IMAGE

>> No.12723135 [DELETED] 

GIB ME THEM 4K IMAGES BROOOOOOOOOS IM GOIN GTO COOOOOOOM

>>12723091
no but they will name a city after where he died and put his body in the middle of a muesuem

>> No.12723138 [DELETED] 

LIVE FEED LIVE FEED FROM MARS

>> No.12723140 [DELETED] 
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Who here is unironically proud to be an American right now?

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12723141

Now what?

>> No.12723144 [DELETED] 

*MOANING SOUNDS*
lmao that small-ass image

>> No.12723145 [DELETED] 

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGERS WE ARE ABOUT TO GET IMAGE

>> No.12723146 [DELETED] 

>be me
>name on mars
>be you
>name not on mars
why live

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Jesus christ I thought "clapistan" was a meme

>> No.12723148 [DELETED] 

She was COOMING

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where did it go so wrong bros?

>> No.12723151 [DELETED] 

already stolen by a mars nigger.

>> No.12723150 [DELETED] 

>>12723108
GET FUCKED XI

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>>12723017
same

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>>12723069
I got you bro.

>> No.12723154 [DELETED] 

>>12722348

Popping a Mars chub here

>> No.12723155 [DELETED] 

inb4 this rover does nothing but take photos of rocks and is generally just a massive waste of taxplayers money

>> No.12723157 [DELETED] 

>>12723108
Who's we? You didn't do shit

>> No.12723159 [DELETED] 

Great job putting on this whole show for us plebs so that NASA can continue receiving government handouts for another couple years. Gotta respect the hustle, even if I'm a little disappointed in the quality of the CGI.

>> No.12723161 [DELETED] 

image delayed so they can photoshop out the alien cities

>> No.12723165 [DELETED] 

Hold on, so they used billions of tax dollars to send back a picture of 200x200 pixels?

>> No.12723164 [DELETED] 

>>12723132
fuck yea bitches

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>>12723017
WE ARE ON MARS

>> No.12723169 [DELETED] 

>>12723155
fuck off tourist

>> No.12723172 [DELETED] 

damn they could've got like a gopro on it or sumn damn fr...

>> No.12723173 [DELETED] 

when will we know if it survied or crashed?

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>>12723157
>WHEN WIN IT WE
>WHEN LOSE IT THEM

>> No.12723176 [DELETED] 

haha thing that i don't care for happened and now i'll post a wojak at you because that's how you look!!!

>> No.12723177 [DELETED] 

>mars 2020
>it’s 2021
Science is gay sometimes

>> No.12723178 [DELETED] 

>We'll take it
Uh oh

>> No.12723179 [DELETED] 
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LIVE FROM MARS

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YEEAAAHH

>> No.12723182 [DELETED] 

USA! USA! USA!

>> No.12723183 [DELETED] 

>>12723132
>>12723149
fake
look at the pixels

>> No.12723184 [DELETED] 

Wow, it's fucking rocks and sand. Well spent taxdollars

>> No.12723185 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.12723187 [DELETED] 

>>12723149
All that money for this picture...

Really makes me think

>> No.12723189 [DELETED] 

>>12723173
Full systems check takes over a month.

>> No.12723190 [DELETED] 

There's a minuscule trace of me on Mars now. Cool.

>> No.12723192 [DELETED] 

why is mars so small? WTF

>> No.12723195 [DELETED] 

>>12723173
It still has telemetry and it just sent a photo

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>> No.12723199 [DELETED] 

>>12723161
Kek

>> No.12723200 [DELETED] 

>>12723079
Other countries have orbiters around Mars which could call our bluff if we tried to fake something.

>> No.12723201 [DELETED] 
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THEY LANDED ON THE MOON

TOPKEK

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touchdown site

>> No.12723206 [DELETED] 

thats right fuck elon fuck your reddit rockets we LOCKHEED now

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>>12723017
We fucking made it, bros.

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>>12723173
right now.

>> No.12723213 [DELETED] 

>>12723155
We can get more evidence of life tho

>> No.12723214 [DELETED] 

SO THIS IS MARS

>> No.12723217 [DELETED] 

they could be lying and you wouldn't know it

>> No.12723222 [DELETED] 

Show us the helicopter already!

>> No.12723223 [DELETED] 

>>12723140
your new boss is going to shut down the space program so enjoy it while you can

>> No.12723224 [DELETED] 

Does the poo and the long haired brunette are quotas or legit hard core high IQ astronomers ?

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>2021
>b&w photos

>> No.12723228 [DELETED] 

>>12723192
They're using go Pros.

>> No.12723229 [DELETED] 

>>12723201
kek

>> No.12723230 [DELETED] 

>>12722823
>>12722892
but they're sending radio waves not light

>> No.12723241 [DELETED] 

>>12723166
EEEHHH??

>> No.12723242 [DELETED] 
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.12723245 [DELETED] 

>>12723217
go back tourist other countries have orbiters that would be eager to point out that its fake
SEEEEEEEEEEEEECONNNNNND IMAGE

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>>12723153
based kerbal

>> No.12723253 [DELETED] 

FUCK SPACE EXPLORATION SHANIQUA AND HER 10 CHILDREN NEED THAT TAXPAYER MONEY MORE

>> No.12723254 [DELETED] 

Why do rovers still send back low rez black and white pictures?

>> No.12723255 [DELETED] 

>>12723224
i don't know but i'll assume they're stupid and i'm smart because i'm a man and they are women and i hate women

>> No.12723256 [DELETED] 

>>12723230
radio waves are light

>> No.12723260 [DELETED] 

>all this clapping
Why do Americans do this?

>> No.12723261 [DELETED] 

>>12723227
That's the engineering camera, used for maintenance.
It has better camera's for imaging.

>> No.12723262

NORGE

>> No.12723263

>>12723227
Test photos to make sure the cameras work

>> No.12723264
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Why are there no black people

>> No.12723268

What did the girl chant?
CRN? CRN?

>> No.12723267
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>>12723166
>>12723207
i love you fags

>> No.12723271

>>12723230
retard

>> No.12723272

>>12723177
It's just the transmission delay, bruh.

>> No.12723273

Finally my uber arrived.
What do you mean it was a one way only trip?

>> No.12723275
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We've landed? Great!

COMMENCE BROTHERS! PURGE THE XENOS!

>> No.12723277

i fcking love rocks

>> No.12723278

NASA WORKS
>NASA WORKS
NASA WORKS
>NASA WORKS
NASA WORKS
>NASA WORKS
NASA WORKS
>NASA WORKS
NASA WORKS
>NASA WORKS
NASA WORKS
>NASA WORKS
NASA WORKS
>NASA WORKS

Translation:
GIB BUDGET
>GIB BUDGET
GIB BUDGET
>GIB BUDGET
GIB BUDGET
>GIB BUDGET
GIB BUDGET
>GIB BUDGET
GIB BUDGET
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>GIB BUDGET

>> No.12723279

>>12723255
that makes sense to me

>> No.12723282

>nasa works
fuck off leeches

>> No.12723284

>>12723187
actually retarded

>> No.12723286

>inb4 "OY VEY WE WASTED ALL OUR SHEKELS ON A ROOOVAH, IT ONLY TAKES BLACK AND WHITE PICTURES
the main camera will start taking pictures in the next few days you tards

>> No.12723287

looks like a photoshop, I can tell from the pixels

>> No.12723290

>>12723260
welcome to clapistan nigger

>> No.12723291
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Time to fire up the chopper.

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wow...

>> No.12723294

So, all that money and no color? Really makes you think

>> No.12723297
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>>12723230

>> No.12723298

>>12723260
They're clapping for each other, dingus.

>> No.12723299
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12723299

why all the peanuts? Why aren't they opened?

>> No.12723300

what happens to the sky crane?
it crashes somewhere on the mars surface?

press f to pay respects to sky crane

>> No.12723304

>>12723264
Didn't you hear the guy?
>nasa works, nasa works

>> No.12723305

Where’s the Martian bitches at

>> No.12723309
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Heeeeyyyyy... I thought Mars was the RED planet. What's up with this GRAY HORSESHIT?

>> No.12723312

>trust the science
top scientists in the country completely ignoring social distancing

>> No.12723313

>NASA WORKS
kek

>> No.12723315

dumb mods not stickying the threads

>> No.12723314

>>12723227
you cannot fathom how low that thing's bandwidth to earth is

>> No.12723317

>>12723264
>>>/pol/

>> No.12723320

fucking missed the landing because I got a stupid call at work

>> No.12723321
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>>12723275
>PURGE THE XENOS!

>> No.12723324

When do they raise the main camera and we can expect the real photos?

>> No.12723325

>>12723264

>Why are there no black people

Just wait for the movie.

>> No.12723327

>>12723291
that wont happen for like a month

>> No.12723328

Why black and white photos?
Why no color video of full descent?
What are they afraid of?

>> No.12723332

>>12723293
NASA WORKS

>> No.12723333

ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE BIG STEP FOR BOGDANINGRAD AND THE BOGDABOTS.

>> No.12723334

>>12723286
Shut up

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>>12723275
little you know the ork progenitor was created here on earth just a little over a month ago

>> No.12723336

>spend billions of dollars to get this rover to land on Mars
>all we get back is some shitty grainy sepia image of a rock on the ground
why do they always do this? i'm not a conspiracy theorist but why dont they have HD cameras where we can see more of the landscape that what is immediately below?

>> No.12723339

>>12723264
The diversity squad gets trotted out for photo op missions. For the real work it's still just Asians and whites

>> No.12723342

i won't believe any space bullshit until they take a photo of God

>> No.12723343
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Remember cockmongler?

>> No.12723344

It's fake you dumb cretins. God you people are so easy to fool

>> No.12723345

This mission has TECHNOLOGY on it!

>> No.12723346

>>12723320
there was nothing to see really
they were showing some kerbal space program footage

>> No.12723347

>>12723278
NASA's entire budget is smaller than the Viagra budget given to the military.

>> No.12723349

>>12723108
seethe more,Chong

>> No.12723348

>>12723294
>uses internet
>don't know about data rates
Really makes me sad.

>> No.12723353

>>12722780
I reckon we could get it down to a respectable 11 minutes

>> No.12723355

>>12723312
maybe they have all been living togeather and are quarantined from the outside world.

>> No.12723357

>>12723309
Needs less bandwidth, and these are just from the nav cams. The high res color cams are on the mast and havent deployed yet.

>> No.12723358

>>12723293
Mars is frustrating.

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>>12723267

>> No.12723360

THREAD THEME:
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/602ed627e9433-perseverance-has-arrived.php

>> No.12723362

>>12723300
no they send it really far and blow it up with c4 for funzies

if you dont think that the fucking helicopter is the colleswt part rope yourself

>> No.12723363

>>12723227
you must send small pictures in the beginning

>> No.12723364

>>12723336
Wait a couple days retard.

>> No.12723366

>>12723344
>>>/x/

>> No.12723367

>>12723336
they said it u dumb nigger, its not a main camera

>> No.12723368

>>12723132
Why is it in grayscale?

>> No.12723371

>>12723343
godspeed

>> No.12723372

The numbers are ready for reviews, we're just waiting for confirmation

>> No.12723375

>>12723254
low bandwith, we'll get more detailed images in the next few days

>> No.12723378

>"Durrr why is everything black and white??"
>Everyone conveniently ignores all the 4k color photos curiosity took

>> No.12723379

Does this rover have a TikTok account?

>> No.12723380

>>12723320
>fucking missed the landing because I got a stupid call at work

Hey Martin. Sorry 'bout that.

>> No.12723381

>>12723291
>shieeet nigga fuggin white people put me in a box to blow up n shieeet i jus want muh reparations n shieet

>> No.12723384

Can nasa and elon please stop fapping to a useless dustball and start hauling mining equipment to moon already

>> No.12723385

>>12723242
tha'ts a preloaded picture of new mexico. real pictures come in 24 hours.

>> No.12723395

POSTAN IN A STICKY

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Will Perseverance save Curiosity?

>> No.12723400

lowkey really want to analy rape landon

>> No.12723401

POSTING IN A STICKY

>> No.12723402

>The thread is now a sticky.
fuck you mods we needed this half an hour ago

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>The thread is now a sticky.

>> No.12723406

>>12723111
Trips confirm

>> No.12723407

>>12723360
My man you are well and truly autistic

>> No.12723409

his name is landing? kek

>> No.12723410

Zoomie asking the tough questions

>> No.12723411

wtf

>> No.12723413

>>12723368
less data to send, I would imagine. Mars isn't precisely as close as our moon

>> No.12723415

You're slow, Mod.

>> No.12723416

/ourguy/ Landon

>> No.12723417

fuck off kid

>> No.12723418

>waits for the landing to sticky the thread
paper handed smdh

>> No.12723419

Mars is rightful Chinese clay

>> No.12723420

MODS = GODS

>> No.12723421
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STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y

>> No.12723426

FINALLY IT'S STICKY
THANK YOU MODS
MODS ARE GODS
MODS ARE GODS
MODS ARE GODS
sincerely,
OP

>> No.12723431

>NOW it's stickied
dum dum mods

>> No.12723443

>Look, I'm wearing a mask, just like colbert told me... Rover? Forget about that I'm wearing a fucking MASK!

>> No.12723445

>>12723420
>for stickying a thread after the event it's for
You have low standards anon.

>> No.12723447

is the perseverance rover landing cringe or based?

>> No.12723448

>>12723293
I CANT WAIT TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF JUNK ALL DAY AND CRASH LAND ON MARS

>> No.12723450

wew

>> No.12723452

WOW THE SURFACE OPERATION BOSS IS HOT AS FUCK I WANNA COOM IN HER FACE AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12723453

NOOOOOO NOT THE STICKYRINOS

>> No.12723454

man why can't I be happy for shit like this, I should be excited

>> No.12723455

THANKS MODS

>> No.12723456
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U S A

U S A

U S A

US ROVERS ON MARS: 4
OTHER COUNTRIES ROVERS ON MARS: 0

REST OF WORLD LMAO ARE YOU EVEN TRYING

>> No.12723459

https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

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we down bois

>> No.12723462

>waiting until it landed to make the sticky

>> No.12723463

>>12723264
They don't have a high enough IQ to work at NASA save for maybe the position of toilet scrubber.

>> No.12723464

>>12723384
This, also start moving some asteroids and comets closer to earth so they can get started mining them

>>12723397
They're running on radiothermal generators, not batteries

>> No.12723467

>>12723431
lmao right?

>> No.12723468

jannies fucking up who would have thought!

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mfw succesful landing

>> No.12723470
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12723470

>This is supposed to be Mars

Nice pic of the Sonora

>> No.12723471

thread is going so fast nobody will notice I'm an ayylmao posting in /sci/ using the rover

>> No.12723472

Mars is a fake memory implanted in our minds by a vacation company.

>> No.12723474

>/sci/ gets a sticky
>only gets 1000 replies
/sci/ IS DEAD

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the thickening commences

>> No.12723475

>not even color pictures
oh no no no

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MARS GF

>> No.12723478
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CUTE SPACE GIRLS

>> No.12723480
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Holy shit!! Posting in an epic sticky!!!

>> No.12723481

>>12723462

SUP noggaz?

>> No.12723482

>>12723409
>"and for our next question, here is rover"

>> No.12723483

>>12723462
KEK

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>>12723443

>> No.12723485
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>sticky
The thread is already over

>> No.12723486

>>12723397
Why would we want to save a cat killer?

>> No.12723487
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I teared up when they announced the landing.

I have so much hope and love for this shitty species. In spite of everything we keep pushing forward.

I love you guys.

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12723489

Include me in the screen cap

>> No.12723490

>>12723470
is this loss?

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>>12723462
well if it exploded then it would've been a crashy

>> No.12723492

>>12723443
>doesn't like masks
>don't land things on Mars
>doesn't even landing things on the moon
Take the mask-pill, stop holding back humanity.

>> No.12723493

>>12723456
our track record with mars is pretty great desu

>> No.12723494

>>12723459
>2020

>> No.12723495

>>12723456
You meant that Israel has 4 rovers on Mars.

>> No.12723498

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

>> No.12723502
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CHOPPER INCOMING

https://youtu.be/N7qkQewyubs

>> No.12723500

>>12723448
Missed that train anon, it's landed safely a couple minutes ago

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>stickied after landing is already done

>> No.12723503

Cheers and applause well done

>> No.12723504

>muh bandiwdth
how about instead of sending more rovers they develop some new communications satellites. A high definition stream from mars orbit would be more significant than another remote control car.

>> No.12723505

>>12723470
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE

>> No.12723507

>>12723475
They need a couple days to make sure there's no artifacts in the photoshopped pictures

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>>12723407
thank you

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>>12723264
No fried chicken and nikes

>> No.12723513

>>12723456
Can't wait for China to fail in a month or 2

>> No.12723515

>>12723470
You can literally see shrubbery in the distance. They'll have that cleaned up when the next round of shots come out.

>> No.12723514

>sticky
Really?
Now?

>> No.12723516
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12723516

USA USA USA USA
so this is where he was hiding them
USA USA USA USA
we just can't stop being the best
USA USA USA USA

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12723518

>sticky

>> No.12723519

FUCK YES

>> No.12723521

>>12723500
OH FUCK I'M CORRECTLY LANDING ON MARS
>I WARNED YOU BRO I TOLD YOU DOG
nasa: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>> No.12723522
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>how's the robot going to survive
american education

>> No.12723525

>>12723473
>Nerdy shaky voice
Mars needs that mom

>> No.12723524

WHERE ARE THE HIGH DEFINITION IMAGES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12723526
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>>12723471
I see you anon.

>> No.12723527

>>12723260
>CLAPPING BAD
Seethe harder, Yuromutt

>> No.12723528

NASA loves kids.

>> No.12723529

Epic.

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12723530

better late than never mods

>> No.12723531

>>12723459
how long will it take them to doctor the images do you think?

>> No.12723534
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>>12722348
Why do our space probes look like ufos?

>> No.12723532

>Does Perseverance have dedicated WAM?

>> No.12723536

FUCK YOU SOPHIA YOUR DRAWING IS FUCKING SHIT YOU SHOULD BE HANGED

>> No.12723537

>>12723475
dumb faggot

>> No.12723539

>>12723516
there's a piece of cheddar cheese glued to the camera

>> No.12723541

>>12723470
looks like they found more rocks
wow...

>> No.12723542

Now that America's asserted its dominance over Martian rovers, will the chink rover shit the bed when that lands?

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>>12723487
>I teared up when they announced the landing.
Same energy when Cassini dives into glory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=5jRYB3nGxmc&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=TheNewYorkTimes

>> No.12723547

>>12723522
well it's not the worst question in the world, gotta keep it powered n shit

>> No.12723551

>>12723264
On Mars?

>> No.12723552

THE EARTH IS A 2D SQUARE

>> No.12723553

>>12723473
>>12723476
>tfw just here for science
>tfw watch thick qt mommie mars gf
>tfw adamantium boner
ffs

>> No.12723554

I hope there is oil on mars so we can colonize it asap

>> No.12723555

Is Perseverance a man?

>> No.12723557

>>12723534
DUN DUN DUN

>> No.12723558

>>12723360
incredible

>> No.12723560
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So what happens to our names bros?

>> No.12723561

>>12723541
I FUCKING love science!

>> No.12723565

>>12723534
to the martians, we're the aliens

>> No.12723568

>>12723328
>low bitrate use for them doing initial photography to make sure the thing landed sooner. Mars is >10 light minutes away from Earth, so they need the low rez shit to make sure everything's in one piece first THEN high rez stuff later.
>same reason why there's no color video of space shuttles during reentry: the sheer friction and stress would break it and the there's no visual data that can be meaningfully gained from reentry
>they're afraid of their irreplaceable color camera breaking before it even reaches the surface.

>> No.12723571

dude's on coke lmao

>> No.12723572
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OFFICIAL PICS POSTED ON TWATTER

>> No.12723573

>>12723534
We were the ayys all along

>> No.12723575

>>12723487
it's the backdrop of soul-crushing horseshit that makes these little peaks of light so special.

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>thread

>> No.12723581

That drawing from Sophia was cute. Love it when kids get interested in this stuff.

>> No.12723583

>>12723525
I offer myself voluntary to start a Mars Breeding Program with her.

>> No.12723584

>>12723493
Except that one time you missed it because you couldn't into metric.

>> No.12723585

How long do you think it will be for the audio and video of the landing to transmit back?

>> No.12723586

>Give us funding
>Superchat not enabled
>No membership
ngmi

>> No.12723588
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>>12723555
It's a mom

>> No.12723590

/pol/ needs to realize one redpill, if everyone came together for space, we could all fuck off to our own planets.

>> No.12723591

>>12723554
Kek

>> No.12723592

>>12723530
lel

>> No.12723594

Is it that hard to shoot a living dude on Mars if we now can shoot stuff in damn craters like its golf?
yea he can die there i think its still counts

>> No.12723595

>>12723541
please don't post your facebook wall updates here, no one cares that your mom is going back to rehab. loser

>> No.12723599
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12723599

>>12723572
2

>> No.12723602

>>12723572
fake. Mars doesn't exist

>> No.12723604

>>12723554
this so much

>> No.12723608

>>12723572
it's just a bunch of rocks like who gives a shit

>> No.12723610

>>12723522

She's a child under ten

>> No.12723613

>The Covid Experience

>> No.12723614
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12723614

How much coke do you think this guy does?

>> No.12723616

>>12723586
move to the us and pay their taxes

>> No.12723615

>>12723336
read >>12723568
how the fuck is most of america so dumb?

>> No.12723618

>>12723555
it's clearly a ladyboy's name

>> No.12723619

>>12723555
it's a "she"

>> No.12723623

>>12723588
she's balding

>> No.12723624

>>12723590
Mars is the planet for White people. Elon said so.

>> No.12723625

>>12723560
you are first to die when martians invade earth.

>> No.12723627
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12723627

Based wikichads jumping on the opportunity

>> No.12723629

this presenter bitch's teeth are disgusting
rachel or raquel whatever her name was is better

>> No.12723630

>>12723594
The chinks might give that a whorl.

>> No.12723631

>>12723614
His eyes don't even look caffeinated, let alone coke ridden.

>> No.12723633

>>12723590
>implying the white and asian planets will be left alone

>> No.12723635

>>12723595
a billion dollar picture of rocks...
just... wow.......
i really, really, really like this rover.

>> No.12723636

Someone go tell Amazon and Walmart that if we explore the galaxy, the chances of workers unionising is lower.

Space travel will be sorted by the evening.

>> No.12723637
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12723637

OwO What's this???

>> No.12723640

>>12723360
I can't stop laughing

>> No.12723641

>>12723631
Look at that upper lip. He has drips down his face.

Either that, or he's retarded

>> No.12723643

So...

What's next? Are they gonna fly the helicopter today?

>> No.12723644

This shit is so fucking fake. I can udnerstand 1969 but how the fuck can anyone actually believe this shit in 2021? Science is literally for children.

>> No.12723646

>>12723614
that's shawn michaels so a HUGE amount

>> No.12723647

>>12723623
Still would reject you.

>> No.12723648

>>12723594
they said they were 35 meters from a rock they studied from orbit and wanted to investigate. This precision is simply incredible.

>> No.12723653

>>12723584
yeah, that was pretty embarrassing.

>> No.12723655

>>12723637
Wait a minute, I recognize that cock!

>> No.12723658
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>>12723599
THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE OUTER WILDS HOLY SHIT I FREACKIN LOVE SCIENCE

>> No.12723659
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lol, my cunts news are cooming all over this cause we put like 1 piece of equipment on the rover and saying shit like "THIS WILL REVIVE OUR INDUSTRY". But anyhow, good job 'mericans, you've pulled it off what 5 times in a row now?

>> No.12723660
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>>12723017

>> No.12723661

what the fuck is this shit lmao

>> No.12723662
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>>12723625
NOOOOOOOO

>> No.12723663

>>12723643
It's not flying till the end of the month

>> No.12723665

>>12723590
/sci/ needs to realise that we could launch a new ISS every single year with what we pour to Africa in developing aid.

>> No.12723666
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12723666

rate her

>> No.12723668

will the microphones pick up anything other than the noise of the rover itself? mars' atmosphere is too weak to get spoopy planetary wind sounds, right? it will mostly be crunching rocks?

>> No.12723669

>>12723568
But gopros are cheap as shit, and full color. Slap a couple of those on it instead.

>> No.12723670
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12723670

Wow, it's fucking nothing. Just a great ball of dirt in orbit around the sun. Who actually gives a fuck about mars?

>> No.12723671

>>12723627
>jumping on the opportunity
How did they do that when Opportunity is on Mars?

>> No.12723672

>>12723644
why would they waste their time and energy to fake something like this

>> No.12723673

>>12723636
Find oil on mars and we will be there in 1 second

>> No.12723677

https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

>> No.12723679

>>12723627
I find it weird that they mark the landing time with the time delay added.
It should be TDB, or "real" UTC at least.

>> No.12723682

>>12723670
One step closer to creating the White Planet

>> No.12723685

>>12722348

Whats the time delay between sending data from mars to Huston?

>> No.12723688

>>12723572
>>12723599
Why does the soil on Mars look wet? The shape it takes isn't like dirt.

>> No.12723689

>>12723666
cute what's her insta?
bikini pics time

>> No.12723690

does the drone have cameras?

>> No.12723691

yawn

just rocks and sand like expected

>> No.12723694

>>12723572
Holy shit this is so fake lmao

>> No.12723696

Extraterrestrial biosignature enhance

>> No.12723697

>>12723666
10/10, only rivaled by white pants QT

>> No.12723698

>>12723599
hasnt changed much

>> No.12723702

>>12723677
nothing there yet

>> No.12723705

What do you think will we found anons?
[spoiler]drone launch when?

>> No.12723706

>>12723685
It's around 12-16 minutes I beleive
>>12723694
How so?

>> No.12723707

>>12723690
this is literally it's only purpose

>> No.12723708
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>>12723637
What do you expect of the planet of the warrior dude Mars?

>> No.12723709

Question is can we colonize it in time before the next ice age/civilization reset hits?

>> No.12723710

>be ethnic immigrant
>want to explore space
>parents make me code monkey for money instead
>"no cs no tuition"
>closest I'll get is to watch livestreams

( ._.)

>> No.12723711

>>12723668
https://soundcloud.com/nasa/perseverance-rover-sounds

>> No.12723713

>>12723670
Billionaires, mostly

>> No.12723716

>>12723702
there will be though, may as well bookmark it

>> No.12723717

>>12723670
but muh humanity

no idea why people get so masturbatory. it's fascinating but pretty inconsequential.

>> No.12723720

>>12723379
chinks would steal all the rover's source code if it had one

>> No.12723719

>US gov landing a rover on mars for the billionth time
>meanwhile based musk is making active strides to take man there

>> No.12723721

>>12723670
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ore_resources_on_Mars

>> No.12723722

>>12723688
The landing site is suspected to be an ancient river bank or lake.

>> No.12723724

>about to launch a fucking drone helicopter on Mars
truly the best timeline

>> No.12723725
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>>12723666
looks like this girl grew up

>> No.12723726

>>12723691
would be pretty sensational if it was something else desu

>> No.12723732

>>12723682
>White Planet

We had that chance already and we blew it.

>> No.12723734

OKAY SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? PLS ANSWER

>> No.12723736

>>12723555
Vehicles and Vessels are traditionally referred as female, weapons are sometimes male. Probably started with the British navy.

>> No.12723737

>>12723685
See: >>12722940

>> No.12723738

>Meme
lmao

>> No.12723741

>>12723670
He's right, O'neill cylinders in cislunar space are the future

>> No.12723743

>>12723673
nah it would need to be something much more worth it like a new undiscovered element.

Something like naquedah would every country on the planet gunning for mars in an hour.

>> No.12723746

wait what's the point of this stupid helicopter?

>> No.12723748

>>12723688
very small powder size and low camera resolution make it look that way

>> No.12723749

ayo crackas be takin pitchas of muh fuggin rocks in space again ayn i aint got mah check yet dis month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

>> No.12723750

>>12723722
Well, it used to be a long time ago. No water anymore but you can see water erosion on the rocks and soil.

>> No.12723752

>>12723709
Who cares, all of us on this thread would have already died

>> No.12723755
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>>12723734
praise the Omnessiah

>> No.12723756

>>12723719
It's taking important measurements and readings of the planet before men land.

>> No.12723757

>>12723659
Where from?
Italy here, we're doing mental faps to the next european mission right now

>> No.12723758

>>12723707
no the only purpose is to test if it works

>> No.12723759

>>12723734
Rover does it job

>> No.12723760

>>12723666
Her smug little smile makes me want to crush her skull with a iron wheel tractor

>> No.12723763

claiming her as my spacefu

https://www.instagram.com/raquel_villanueva__

>> No.12723764

>>12723746
Third person POV for percy

>> No.12723768
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>>12723572
I can’t breathe
...Because I’m on Mars

>> No.12723769

>>12723746
testing really, no real planetary scientific purpose

but it's meant to develop tech needed for bigger drones than can actually do something

>> No.12723770

>>12723711
>3 months ago

>> No.12723772
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12723772

OMG MORE LOW-REZ PHOTOS OF MARS

I HECKING LOVE SCIENCE!

>> No.12723774

>>12723705
Hoping for very shallow ice, there is a chance of it only being a few cm under the sand in places.

>> No.12723775

Why did they attach a minigun to the rover?

>> No.12723777

>>12723752
Maybe not. There have been signs for years now that our civilisation reset is on the horizon.

>> No.12723781

how long do you guys think it'll take before the drone crashes and burns?

>> No.12723783

>>12723737
What sort of relay are they using? Is there another vehicle orbiting the planet that just amplifies the signal back to us?

>> No.12723784

>>12723710
it's never too late

>> No.12723786

>>12723746
basically proof of concept only.
it maybe can make pretty pictures and help the rover look for stuff that looks interesting to investigate closer.

>> No.12723788

>>12723721
Why even bother when moon is much easier to get to and get stuff up from.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_resources

>> No.12723790
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>> No.12723791

>>12723760
That might be an overreaction.

>> No.12723793

>>12723746
>>12723769
Actually also going to be used to map the path ahead for the rover, making sure it doesn't have to turn around and waste valuable time finding alternative paths.

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>>12723760
>not throwing a starship on her and punching the shit out of it before resuming time

>> No.12723796

>>12723770
yes lad that's what interplanetary means
if it was from mars it'd be called martian sounds

>> No.12723797

SCIENCE IS STUPID AND CRINGE ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD INTO YOUR LIFE

>> No.12723800

>>12723504
I think this is the most damning thing about any of our space projects. We don't have any sort of utilitarian satellite in orbit to act as relay or at least act as video and data confirmation.

>>12723669
They're not rated for space. Plastics off gas hard without a gravity well, so nearly every component on consumer products wouldn't survive the trip. Plus it would have to interface with whatever telemetry and command control system they implemented.

>> No.12723802

>>12723763
Castiza futurism here we come

>> No.12723803
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>>12723755
one step closer to Forge World status

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>>12723670
>Just a great ball of dirt in orbit around the sun.

Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.

>> No.12723806

>>12723775
In case of space dementia.

>> No.12723808

>>12723781
If it does, then NASA will get more information. Failure is not ruin a mission.

>> No.12723811

>>12723763

is that the white pants girl?

>> No.12723812

>>12723706
Shit literally looks like arizona. Fake as shit.

>> No.12723815

>0SCIENCE

>> No.12723817
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>>12723775
The Goauld lurk on Mars anon

>> No.12723818

>>12723768
Mars has enough air to breathe, you retard. That's why Elon wants to go there.

>> No.12723821

>>12723717
I'm happy that money gets spent on something other than missiles and drones.

>> No.12723824
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12723824

>is it doing science

>> No.12723825

>12723772
>image MD5 filtered :^)

>> No.12723826

>>12723710
>dozens of code monkeys worked on this
>you just aren't anywhere near as good
ULA might let you have a go at fixing Starliner but NASA and SpaceX want the best.

>> No.12723828

>>12723817
based stargate poster

>> No.12723831
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12723831

Will the helicopter take aerial pics ?
>>12723815
???

>> No.12723830

>>12723710
You want to be an immigrant squared?
Me too!

>> No.12723832

>>12723812
You're retarded. Sorry bud.
Give me actual evidence then I'll believe you.

>> No.12723834

what's up with all the arabs in nasa's youtube chat

>> No.12723835
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12723835

>>12723734
Collect the crystals and assemble the machine.

>> No.12723837

>>12723781
It won't burn because there's not enough combustibles in the atmosphere.

I think it'll crash on the second flight and the rover will simply pick it up and turn it back the right way up.

>> No.12723838
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12723838

>tfw we're gonna find life on Mars
>tfw Christcucks will be ETERNALLY and FOREVER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>> No.12723842

Why isn't NASA sharing all telemetry data in real-time?

>> No.12723843

>>12723775
Curiosity is still there, and he's mad

>> No.12723845
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>>12723343

>> No.12723846

>>12723781
You know when you get an rc helicopter and it goes sideways right away? Pretty much that. Just gonna plow right into the rover.

>> No.12723847

when is ingenuity going to test flight?

>> No.12723849
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܂>>00000012723772
I'm glad you like science friend

>> No.12723851

>>12723838
How?

>> No.12723853

>>12723788
I guess it would be easier to colonise enough to get recources

>> No.12723854

>Bowie
Based

>> No.12723855

>>12723842
China's gonna "borrow" it.

>> No.12723856

>>12723264
>black
>people
Pick one and only one

>> No.12723857
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12723857

>>12723838

>> No.12723858

>>12723831
THE WOMAN JUST SAID THE HELICOPTER IS DOING SCIENCE (THIS TIME)!

>> No.12723859

im rakckayvyaynyayayavaya thanks for watching
>gay cover version starts

megacringe I hope the martians aren 't watching this

>> No.12723861
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>>12723828

>> No.12723862

>>12723842
The permissions to share that are probably owned by the investors

>> No.12723863

>>12723757
Norway, the Army made a ground-penetrating radar for the rover. If it works well they say that they'll adopt the model for the troops.

>> No.12723865

>>12723856
black

>> No.12723867

>>12723637
>The Olympus Mons

>> No.12723869

>>12723669
Aside from the fact that gopros can't record all of the additional scientific data that NASA's cameras do, there's still the obstacle of transmitting a high bitrate image over 140 million miles in enough time for it to matter. Wasting all that bandwidth on getting the full colour pictures (let alone video) would be a detriment to all of the landing sequence data.

Basically, what you're really wanting is a permanent observational satellite using it's own dedicated transmission stream to watch these landings as they happen.

>> No.12723870

>>12723838
bet

>> No.12723871

What is this gay shit

>> No.12723873

305 kg of propellant used to descend

>> No.12723872

THIS IS A BAD COVER ANON

>> No.12723876

>>12723585
holy shit, i forgot that there was a microphone for this mission. I guess that it is priority data, so we should expect it sooner than later.

st be

>> No.12723877

>>12723847
I believe exactly 30 days from now

>> No.12723879
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>> No.12723881

>>12723849
>that actually works.
Damn impressive, I'll have to remember that.

>> No.12723882

>>12723855
Wasn't china gonna do something on mars soon? Or is this a joint venture?

>> No.12723884

>>12723858
I MEANT ISN'T

>> No.12723886

Bowie was bad at music production. His garage mixes always sound better than the release.

>> No.12723885
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12723885

>>12723872
WHEN I WAS

>> No.12723889

>>12723783
They used Mars Reconnaisance orbiter and MAVEN during the landing. These are satellites orbiting Mars. They'll probably use some other satellites as these orbit out of range.

>> No.12723891

>look at those cavemen go
cancelled

>> No.12723893

>>12723871
Not Bowie

>> No.12723894

>>12723838
>posts IRL doomguy AKA Jesus 2
Any life found on Mars actually came from hell.

>> No.12723898

>>12723633
>Implying it can't be enforced with orbital defense stations

>> No.12723899

>>12723882
China has nothing to do with this and is unlikely to visit Mars soon.

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12723900

>>12723666
10/10 Smile and eyes

>> No.12723901

>>12723853
It would actually be easier to colonize the moon because it's closer. Also easier to build a colony in space and spin it for gravity, because again you can have it right next to the moon for ressources, and earth for personnel. Mars is really hard and really far away.

>> No.12723903

I hope they have a minimum IQ requirement for people applying to colonize mars

>> No.12723904

>>12723838
Only the wrong ones. Mormons already believe in aliens. (Shut up, we ARE Christians.)

>> No.12723906
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12723906

>>12723885

>> No.12723907

>>12723879
OK I laughed.

Good job

>> No.12723908

>>12723879
i like to think that the ayys are little apus

>> No.12723909

>>12723879
is this real

>> No.12723910

>>12723838
They will just move the goalposts like they always do
>bible is literal
>geocentrism
>age of earth
All these things change when there is too much evidence against them, for the foreseeable future they'll just stick with "god caused the big bang".

>> No.12723913

>>12723893
Bowie is gay too though?

>> No.12723914

NEVER GONNA GIVE MARS UP

>> No.12723915

>>12723879
Top kek.Frens are on Mars too no!

>> No.12723922

>>12723913
Bowie was better

>> No.12723923
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12723923

>>12723906

>> No.12723927

>>12723826
Starliner is SpaceX, SLS is ULA, New Glenn is BO

>> No.12723929

>>12723903
i hope they have a maximum iq requirement so we shoot all the retards and niggers up there to fend for themselves

>> No.12723930

>>12723838
>>12723910
rent free

>> No.12723931

wrong site nasahsarts

>> No.12723935

>>12723879
henlo mars frens

>> No.12723937

Rick Astley fucking won

>> No.12723938

>>12723826
true, not enjoying my work and not even being good at it is a double insult

>>12723830
>do I want to leave this planet?
more than anything

>> No.12723939

>>12723838
>God provides new NPCs to convert and give souls to.

>> No.12723942

based

>> No.12723947

>>12723903
>Relying on IQ
Idiots have their uses in colonies anon

>> No.12723948

>>12723879
kek'd

>> No.12723949

>>12723899
That's right the last major space thing they did was crash a rover on the moon right?

>> No.12723950
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>waiting for the esa mission on Europa

>> No.12723951

Somehow this celebrations feels more empty compared to Curiosities landing

>> No.12723952
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12723952

CAN'T WAIT FOR SOME OF THE HI-RES PICTURES TO START ARRIVING

>> No.12723954

>>12723937
>
What's the strea with music ? all i have is the meatball and radio chatter

>> No.12723955
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12723955

How long until huge dome cities? 2080’s?

>> No.12723956
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12723956

who is her porn lookalike?

>> No.12723958
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12723958

We'll catch you with you soon

>> No.12723959

>>12723666
I want to wife her so bad

>> No.12723960

JPL stream stopped for anybody else? Mine is perma loading

>> No.12723961

>>12723938
>more than anything
I want to be a spacenoid so much. You into gundam?

>> No.12723963

So when's China landing?
So when's ExoMars launching?

>> No.12723964

>both streams dead
uh-oh

>> No.12723965

>>12723927
>Starliner is SpaceX
Boeing CST-100 Starliner, I consider Boeing and ULA interchangeable as Boeing makes up the majority of ULA.

>> No.12723966

>>12723951
Because this time it's been done before

>> No.12723969

>>12723910
>adapting to new knowledge bad!

>> No.12723975

>>12723963
>So when's China landing?
This year
>So when's ExoMars launching?
10 years

>> No.12723976

>>12723963
China landing in May. They'll do it right on top of Perseverance, crushing it.

>> No.12723977

>>12723949
No that was india crashing the rover

>> No.12723978
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>>12723955
long after we all are dead

>> No.12723980
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12723980

Did you guys see what they found on mars?

>> No.12723981

>>12723741
Shut up, Degwin.

>> No.12723982

>>12723879
topkek fren

>> No.12723984

>>12723969
When it contradicts the core teachings of your religion, yeah it is.

>> No.12723985

>>12723960
Same.

>> No.12723986

>>12723903
There will be 2 blacks for every white girl who goes to mars.

>> No.12723988

>>12723980
wtf is that real

>> No.12723991

>>12723922
Pre-legal faggots were better in general.

>> No.12723992
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>>12723768
don't let /pol/ see it.

>> No.12723993

>>12723666
BUILT for big ayy cock

>> No.12723995

>All that money for a 30 day long mission
Could have been spent sending a kid to school desu

>> No.12723996

>>12723963
China landing is supposed to be in April.

>> No.12723994

>>12723951
Because it's literally same thing. Even same computer used.

>> No.12723997

It really feels like we're struggling as a humanity to find meaningful shit to do when we're starting to hone in on Mars of all places. It's not feasible, everyone knows that, right? We're running on fumes and it shows.

>> No.12723998

>>12723956
I just went straight to Chica's place

>> No.12723999
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>>12723775
tianwen 1 has a flipper and flamethrower, it is just the chinks attempt at sabotage, a true showcase of chinese might. soon there will be robot wars on mars with 20 minute delay

>> No.12724000

>>12723947
We can just automate those tasks

>> No.12724002

>>12723986
Martian cockroaches

>> No.12724003

>>12723863
Doesn't sound bad, i think mine made two components but i can't recall what they were now

>> No.12724004

>>12723965
derp, spacex is StarShip, though starliner is the crew component not the actual rocket

>> No.12724005
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12724005

>>12723955
>tfw Cowboy Bebop was an actual representation of 2071

>> No.12724008

>>12723980
real?

>> No.12724009

>>12723980
omg! is that real?

>> No.12724010
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12724010

NOICE
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/participate/photo-booth/

>> No.12724011
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>>12723976
>>12723976
>They'll do it right on top of Perseverance, crushing it.
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50EZirQ00dg
>>12723980
AW SHIT MARTIANS? THEY LOOK LIKE THAT?

>> No.12724013

>>12723980
what the fuck

>> No.12724014
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12724014

LETS GOOOOOOO

>> No.12724015

Why is space so s*y?

>> No.12724019

>>12723984
>teaching new stuff bad!

>> No.12724020

>>12724010
Oh noooo

>> No.12724022

>>12723996
This one is going to be faked, right?

>> No.12724024

>>12723956
what is her name?

>> No.12724026
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12724026

When?

>> No.12724028

>>12724000
Mexican labor is hard to automate anon. Picking fruits actually is hard for robots to handle, harder than office jobs. You'll be space janny.

>> No.12724029

>>12724005
>picrel
lmao

>> No.12724032

>>12723980
OMG IS THIS REAL???????????

>> No.12724033

>>12723969
Christians in my country say that you can't accept some of the bible, you have to believe in all of it. They also say that science has devil horns.

>> No.12724034

>>12724019
>>12723984

>> No.12724037

>>12723969
The bible is the literal word of good or it isn't, that god is infallible of they aren't.
The churches changing what they take literally from the bible means at least one of those 2 statements is false.

>> No.12724038

>>12723980
>>12723988
>>12724008
>>12724009
>>12724011
>>12724013
Kys redditards

>> No.12724039

>>12723670
No niggers on Mars

>> No.12724042

>>12723997
>space-time jew crushing our dreams of FTL travel
We just haven't been the same since.

>> No.12724045
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12724045

WOOOOOOOW OMG SCIENCE IS SO EPIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC

>> No.12724048

>>12724026
Not in your lifetime

>> No.12724054

>>12724010
kek

>> No.12724056

>12724045
Fuck off tard

>> No.12724055
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>> No.12724060

>>12724026
Never. Perseverance's pathetic shitty photo proves that humans are incapable of going to Mars.

>> No.12724062

>>12723995
And gotten just another zogbot?
This was a far better investment

>> No.12724063

>>12722348
It's a conspiracy. Nasa just sent the rover there to get millions of nerds to watch their stream so they could rickroll them.
Mission Successful

>> No.12724064
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>>12724038
kill yourself immediately
newfag retard
remove your miserable life from this universe

>> No.12724065

>>12724039
Yet.

>> No.12724067

>>12724026
>habitats above ground on Mars
enjoy getting blasted by 24/7 deathly levels of radiation

>> No.12724069

>>12724055
HOLY SHIT, A WOMAN WAS BEHIND ALL OF THIS?

>> No.12724071

What's the significance of this puffitypuff?
We already had rovers there and nothing of value came out of it

>> No.12724072

>>12724039
They're already on mars, moon man.

>> No.12724073

>>12724026
soon, never give up hope

>> No.12724074

>>12723995
Reminder that all the 30 day missions from these rovers have lasted thousands of days.

>> No.12724076

>>12724033
Christians in my country say Christians in other countries are heretics.

>> No.12724077

>>12724028
Wonderful things are happening in the world of machine learning anon, many things that are inaccessible to machines will not remain so for very much longer

>>12723997
blackpill right there

>>12724048
Maybe after the collapse, in a couple centuries we won't make the same mistakes

>> No.12724078

>>12724045
Yes! Isn't it exciting? I'm hyped!

>> No.12724079
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12724079

>>12724005

>> No.12724080

>>12724064
Omg is that real? Lol

>> No.12724081

>>12723995
Fuck kids

>> No.12724082

>>12724055
>>12723956
she cute

>> No.12724084

>>12724069
Big if true.

>> No.12724087

>>12724060
lol that's the driving camera it has like 4k cams built in that will deploy soon

>> No.12724090
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12724045
calm down zhang/mohammad/ivan eksdee

>> No.12724093

>>12724077
>Maybe after the collapse, in a couple centuries we won't make the same mistakes
Tell me. Have you learned from the mistakes of the romans?

>> No.12724095

>>12724026
a better question would be what's the point
there's not really anything that would make living on mars better than living on earth, unless the earth blew up or something

>> No.12724096

So America claims they've send a rover to Mars, but can't even control a flu in their own country.

Anyone else think it's fake?

>> No.12724099

>>12723992
((()))

>> No.12724100

We did it bros

Press briefing in 1 hour

>> No.12724102

>>12724072
THEN THEY NEED TO GO BACK

>> No.12724103

>>12724069
Dude, she discovered Mars. Took the first picture of it.

>> No.12724104

>>12724067
When will these newfags learn about artificial space habitats

>> No.12724106
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>>12724015
because those who lack the intelligence to become TRVE enthusiasts just end up becoming insufferable disciples of the church of space

>> No.12724110
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12724110

^_^

>> No.12724111

Live data downlink from the Mars orbiters
https://eyes.nasa.gov/dsn/dsn.html

>> No.12724112

>>12722348
>only 800 replies
/sci/ is the deadest board.

>> No.12724113
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12724113

megu on mars

>> No.12724115

>>12724093
Evidently something, the romans didn't send probes to Mars

>> No.12724117

>>12724033
The Christians of my country could kick the ass of your country's Christians.

>> No.12724122

>>12724110
don't take no for an answer
just shove it in her anyway

>> No.12724123

>>12723995
>for 100% of NASA budget you could increase the education budget by 3%
>for 10% of the military budget you could increase the education budget by 9.7%

>> No.12724125

>>12723522
Robots can break down, retard. Mars is a not a easy place to be even for robots.

>> No.12724126

>>12723719
The schadenfreude of watching the Musk Mars Mission fail will be amazing. There's no way his vanity would lead to some, if not ALL of the crew dying.

>> No.12724127
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>>12724095
Don't put all your eggs in one planet, anon. In fact don't put all your eggs in one star system. In fact don't put it in one galaxy

>> No.12724131

>>12724100
no fuck it I need to sleep

>> No.12724132

>>12724110
Get to the north or south pole and drill ice

>> No.12724134
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12724134

OH FUCK PAUL NO

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>>12724106
wtf i thought mars was supposed to be red

>> No.12724136
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12724136

>>12724110

>> No.12724137

>>12724117
>>12724033
cool it guys. First we kick the niggers' ass, then we can go back to fighting each other

>> No.12724140

>>12724113
No 'plosion for you today

>> No.12724144

>>12724127
TELL ME WE'LL BE ABLE TO GO EVERYWHERE ONE DAY ANON
TELL ME!

>> No.12724146

>>12724056
>>12724090
meant for >>12724045

>> No.12724147

>>12724071
Literally more photos of rocks, i wish i was memeing

>> No.12724149

>>12723838
How? Clearly God either already brought about their end times or the life He made there was just more simple than ours.

>> No.12724152

Raw images from Perseverance will be posted here automatically
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

>> No.12724154

>>12724127
Who's eating all these eggs?

>> No.12724156

>>12724144
Allah willing and digits confirm we shall.

>> No.12724158

>>12724093
What have the romans ever done for us?

>> No.12724159

>>12724045
WOAW

>> No.12724160
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>> No.12724161

>>12724126
The schadenfreude of watching the rest of the world fail will be even better, China gets to fail in 2 months..... even odds that they fake a success for a week or 2 before someone realizes it's fake

>> No.12724162

What's the weather like on Baffin island, this time of year?

>> No.12724163

I can't believe the first person to step on mars is a nigger

>> No.12724166

>>12724096
NASA has been somewhat insulated by the surrounding collapse. Big Jim played a large part in that. Of course it won't remain that way forever. I expect NASA to go downhill over time.

>> No.12724165

>>12724160
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

>> No.12724168

>>12724160
AYYYY LEMAUUUUU

>> No.12724169

>>12724160
ayyy

>> No.12724171

>>12724154
We will
>>12724160
wtf

>> No.12724172

>>12724071
This is the first stage of a two stage sample return mission.
It would be better to have sample collection and return in a single mission but politics doesn't work that way.

>> No.12724173

>>12724110
this twitter account is starting to make me want to fuck a rover

>> No.12724174
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>>12724160

>> No.12724177

>>12724112
Science won't help us solve the problems of our age, such as systematic racism

>> No.12724178

>>12723752
Speak for yourself human.

>> No.12724179

>>12724071
>landing in a place most likely to have signs of life
>exploring new areas of mars before we get there
>flying a drone on mars
>further moving humanity into the future
but yeah, lets just dump more money into niggers so they can blow it on drugs and buy here pay here car dealerships

>> No.12724180

can someone please tell me why im just hear about this HAPPENING...was it a secret from the russian and chinese

>> No.12724181

>>12724160
oh shit!

>> No.12724183

>>12724161
I'm pretty sure JAXA at the very least will call them out if that's the case.

>> No.12724184

>>12724160
just looked it up, it's real

>> No.12724189

>>12724112
At its peak, there were three different threads:
>>12722348 (this one)
>>12721835 (other one)
>>12718145 (third one)

plus /sfg/ >>12719702

>> No.12724190
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12724190

My people as soon as they land on Mars

>> No.12724191

>>12724171
B-but we're the eggs...

>> No.12724193
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>>12724127
This. If by some reason a massive extinction event took place on Earth with all of humanity in it, we would be fucked, gone, deleted forever.
If some of the other planets are inhabited, at least they can shitpost about how Earthoids got btfo or something by future generations of interplanetary shitposters.

>> No.12724194

>>12724160
can I steal this and post it on my twitter feed

>> No.12724195

>>12724160
kek
Can you PS Darth Vader into that?

>> No.12724198

>>12723710
cheer up, you would never have been allowed to work on those programs anyways since you need to be a US citizen, some even have birth place restrictions

>> No.12724199
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12724199

[VGTG]

>> No.12724201

>>12724160
LOL epic image my good gentlesir, mind if I save it?

>> No.12724202

>>12724144
You wouldn't recognise the things that will travel from star to star as humans, if not because of the way they look, because of the way they think. But yes, our descendants will make it

>> No.12724204

Preserverance will use it's nuclear powered laser to destroy the Chinese.

>> No.12724205

>>12724160
wtf is that real??

>> No.12724206

>>12722780
move the earth closer

>> No.12724212
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>>12724160

>> No.12724213

>>12724166
there's a reason glowies ran a massive anti-nasa flat earth psyop on social media
they want that artemis budget for dem programs

>> No.12724216

I hope that for the next mission nasa can figure out how to use the skycrane for something after delivering the rover other than crashlanding

>> No.12724218

>>12724179
Your racism won't get our species anywhere

>> No.12724221
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>>12724190
MENA is close enough to Mars already

>> No.12724222
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>>12724193
>interplanetary shitposters.

>> No.12724224

>>12724180
I learned about this mission a long time ago but I forgot and just remebered it again today. NASA can't keep the hype up for months so most people just learn about these events when they finally happen.

>> No.12724225

>>12722906
Ansibles

>> No.12724233

>>12724189
>there were three different threads
yea but only my thread was good and sticky

>> No.12724238
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>>12724135
ORANGE PLANET BAD

>> No.12724239

>>12724213
what's their thinking, anyways?
>crash america
>???
>profit
it's not like NASA even gets a lot these days

>> No.12724244

>>12724233
>My mine mine mine
Literally fuck off nigger

>> No.12724245

>>12724202
>our descendants
BOO!
IT SHOULD BE MESCENDANTS!

>> No.12724252

>>12724233
hey congrats on the sticky anon, I was the one to tell you to do it, what a night heh? Got lots of yous, hope you did too

>> No.12724254

>>12724216
>need high thrust to weight in thin air
>rockets are the only real option
>very limited fuel supply for more rover
The only useful thing they could do within these constraints would be radar map the surface as it flies off but the rover does that once the heat shield is dropped anyway so it probably couldn't fly far enough to map a new area.

>> No.12724255

>>12724149
You faggots are worse than qanon
>I-IT'S 4D CHESS
>TRUST THE PLAN
>GOD JUST FORGOT TO MENTION MARS
>S-SEE MARS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SIN
pathetic

>> No.12724257

>>12724224
do you know about anything else coming up in the near future...

>> No.12724259

>>12724233
Fuck off, I'm the real OP.

>> No.12724263

>>12724160
Oh shit

>> No.12724265
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12724265

DON'T FORGET (S)HE'S THERE FOREVER!

>> No.12724272
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12724272

NEVER STOP, ALWAYS FORWARDS, WHAT COMES NEXT?

>> No.12724275

>>12724265
it's a he
a women couldn't land itself like that without crashing

>> No.12724278

>>12724257
China and UAE are both going for Mars landings in the next couple of weeks.

>> No.12724281

>>12724265
That tweet fucked me up. That thing will likely still be there in a million years

>> No.12724283

>>12724272
World domination... (of Mars...)

>> No.12724286

>>12724275
Based

>> No.12724294

>>12724265
>>12724110
I fucking hate this bullshit

>> No.12724298

NASA if full of qts. Does anyone know the name of white pants thicc ass?

>> No.12724299

Dubs and an asteroid lands on it tomorrow, rendering it forever useless

>> No.12724301

>>12724154
Your mom

>> No.12724302

>>12724281
Won't the dusty winds shred it eventually?

>> No.12724310

are there only black and white pics?

>> No.12724314

MRO and Maven relaying tons of data from Mars 2020 to Earth
https://eyes.nasa.gov/dsn/dsn.html

>> No.12724316
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>>12724160
>real.gif
bros wtf????

>> No.12724317

>>12724265
Nah, they well be in museums on earth by 2060 and by 2100 the Martians will be demanding the return of the sacred artifacts stolen from their lands.

>> No.12724318

>>12724281
No way that thing will last a million years unless we go and pick it up to preserve it.

>> No.12724320

>>12724199
Man, that was a good game.

>> No.12724321

>>12724278
UAE is just an orbiter, China has a lander

>> No.12724325

>>12724299
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DUBBIES ;_______________;

>> No.12724327

>>12724283
ONWARDS

>> No.12724329
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12724329

first color image is up guys
rover looks nice and shiny

https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

>> No.12724331

>>12724298
https://www.instagram.com/chloaropro/

>> No.12724332

>>12724265
I hate this retarded larping for soience fags.

>> No.12724340

>>12724096
People are gross and can't keep their pestilence to themselves. It's primarily why I think we're a lot further away from being able to have self-sustained habitats.
And did you even watch the stream? The people in the control room were wearing two masks but both masks still left a huge gap caused by the bridge of their noses and some were constantly readjusting the mask. Doing all of that instead of wearing one properly fitting mask. People get really dumb about shit outside of their expertise.

Also, they've been planning this shit for a while. It's not like they sent corona-chan up with Perseverance.

>> No.12724341

>>12724316
The fuck? I didn't post that

>> No.12724343

>>12724299
fucking based

>> No.12724344

>>12724265
Why the fuck didn't they use a color camera? Am I dumb or is NASA dumb?

>> No.12724349
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12724349

That's it?!

>> No.12724352

>>12724299
You fucking nigger.

>> No.12724353
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>>12724244
>>12724252
>>12724259
hehehe we did it reddit

>> No.12724351

>>12724275
>>12724286
t. retards

>> No.12724354

Congratulations NASA for successfully landing on Canada

>> No.12724355

>>12724344
that is the hazard camera. There will be more HQ photos later on.

>> No.12724356

>>12724265
>they sent Tay to mars since they couldn't control her
>she can still tweet
>now with impunity

>> No.12724357

>>12724344
>Am I dumb
Very much so

>> No.12724358

>>12724321
My bad, thanks anon.

>> No.12724361

>>12724294
DON'T BULLY SPACE ANON ;_;

>> No.12724363

>>12724329
Looks like it should be on the box art of a GeForce 6800

>> No.12724366

>>12724349
For now.

>> No.12724367
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>NASA WORKS

>> No.12724369

>>12724193
i dont get this gif. is this the girl that got lazured? or is this a different girl or maybe even the girls sister maybe?

>> No.12724370

>>12724281
>That thing will likely still be there in a million years

Not if we colonize mars

>> No.12724373

>>12724331
Based. I would let her sit on my face while she does her space stuff

>> No.12724375

>>12724281
Is it that hard to think ahead? In like 50-100 years we'll have it back on earth in a museum.

>> No.12724378

>>12724239
>what's their thinking, anyways?
I generally believe it's just agitation for agitation's sake, and they sieze more power amidst the chaos. The moneybags up top are scared of their slave population, and anything that maintains a sort of standard that cannot also be used as a demoralization tool is to either be done away with or warped to the point that it can be used to demoralize the slaves. The US does not treat its space program like we used to. China does.

>> No.12724381

>>12724349
Low res engineering camera that is has low data transfer requirements. High res stuff later this week
>>12724314

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>>12724272
massive unmanned starship missions followed by manned

>> No.12724390

>>12724367
WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE?

>> No.12724392

>>12724302
>>12724318
Not much wind on Mars, the atmosphere is really thin. Only reason they come up is because they kick off dust (gravity's low so it's easy to kick up dust).

I mean I'm talking straight out of my ass here, but surely even if it woud collapse completely and the insides would become unrecognizable, the chassis would survive right? What's it made out of, aluminum?

>> No.12724395

>>12724351
t. a woman that can't drive

>> No.12724396

>>12724375
in 5 years USA will collapse.

>> No.12724398

>Payload includes a bunch of full color cameras along with black and white
>"DID NASA REALLY ONLY SEND LOW RES B/W CAMS?"
please be trolling

>> No.12724403

>>12724367
no one expected box aliens

>> No.12724405
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>>12724010

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>>12722348
WE DID IT LADS!

>> No.12724408

>>12724381
wrong
>>12723952

>> No.12724411

>>12724396
You've been saying this for decades

>> No.12724412

>>12724398
They are baiting. I refuse to believe they don't know grayscale works better as navigation video feed than full color.

>> No.12724413

>sticky about such an important event for human history
>only 1000 replies
never fail to disappoint me humanityy

>> No.12724414

>>12724369
It's just a play on expectations

>> No.12724415

>>12724398
Data rate nigga, if you think 4G is bad in the bush try getting a good connection from another planet.

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>>12724301
checks out

>> No.12724419

>>12724384
>uglier and uglier

>> No.12724420

>>12724414
meaning that the girl was fine all this time?

>> No.12724424

>>12724406
yaah

>> No.12724426

>>12724278
wait china is going to Mars...how is this possible

>> No.12724428

>>12724413
What makes this event that important? We've landed shit on mars before, and we've landed rovers on mars before, isn't the ACTUAL major event happening next month when the flight test happens?

>> No.12724429

>>12724395
t. retard who can't do anything but act like a faggot.

>> No.12724430

>>12724413
You want me to make an O face and type I love science!!!1" in all caps? Because i won't.

>> No.12724437

>>12723999
trips confirm Interplanetary BattleBots

>> No.12724439

>>12724419
function > form

>> No.12724444

>>12724396
>in 5 years
Nigga we've been watching the collapse in slow motion for over a year now

>> No.12724446

>>12724426
They'll crash it, don't worry.

>> No.12724447

>>12724426
It is the red planet after all

>> No.12724457

>>12724426
Launch windows means everyone launches and arrives within a couple of months every ~2 years.
China is trying to land their first Mars rover.

>> No.12724459

>>12723838
Where in the bible does it say god hasnt created life on other planets?

>> No.12724462

>>12723999
Trips confirm, read the blue rembered earth trilogy from alastair reynolds, there's autonomous mars rover shenanigans

>> No.12724470

>>12724331
Lmao what a basic bitch

>> No.12724473

sooo, where exactly is it?
https://www.google.com/mars/#lat=18.382123&lon=77.83808&zoom=8
this should be the correct crater unless i am retarded

>> No.12724474

>>12724444
The US is like the Walking Dead at this point, it should have ended 5 seasons ago.

>> No.12724477

>>12724459
>unironically believing the bible

>> No.12724479

>>12724093
We learned to not depend on slave labor and just use robots instead.

>> No.12724481

i always equate america will been the only one to travel outside earth...with china now weeks away from landing on Mars I feel threaten by their powers to compete

>> No.12724484

>>12724332
You'll learn to love it
Omg im si exciteeeed

>> No.12724486

>>12724477
how else would christians be btfo?

>> No.12724495

>>12722906
based

>> No.12724502

>>12724477
Full retard

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>>12724459
Where in the Bible does it say God doesn't like taking it up the ass from his big beefy angel boyfriends?

>> No.12724504
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12724504

NASA btfo

>> No.12724505

>>12724481
Other countries have put probes on Mars, Venus, and the Moon.

>> No.12724506

>>12724503
nowhere, which is my point

>> No.12724508

>>12723838
this post was brought to you by the Church of Onions

>> No.12724510

If NASA is looking for life why didn't they land near the poles?

>> No.12724513

>>12722692
I remember him

>> No.12724516

>>12724504
twitter was a mistake

>> No.12724519

>>12724505
what are you talking about my mind is blown...

>> No.12724521

>>12722702
lmao.
can't believe someone posted this on /sci/ence.

>> No.12724523

>>12724504
why are joggers so dumb

>> No.12724527

>>12724513
Pour one out for my boy

>> No.12724530

>>12724504
Unironically smarter and more of a critical thinker than all the soicucks

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>>12724503
Bible angels don't have penises

>> No.12724533

>>12724504
women were a mistake

>> No.12724534

>>12722348
>Official Nasa Mission Control 360°
Woah...

>> No.12724535

>>12724523
Tourist here what’s the /sci/ answer to this questions?

>> No.12724539

>>12724530
Shut the fuck up, Monique

>> No.12724541

>>12724523
man will always feel petty over things they cant understand

>> No.12724542

>>12722690
>why doesn't it burn up if it's going so fast?!?
>: J
because its in space, anon. do you know what the primary characteristic of space is? Void. What would burn it up if there is no air to cause friction?

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>>12724519
This picture was taken from the surface of Venus in 1982 by the Venera 13 probe, launched by the USSR.

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>>12724504
this is incredibly dumb.

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>>12724221
Well, exactly. We'll feel like home

>> No.12724550

>>12724519
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_landings_on_extraterrestrial_bodies

>> No.12724552

>>12724510
Those places may be too hard for our robots at this time.

>> No.12724554

>>12724542
>Space is void
Retard alert retard alert wewewewew weewwwwww

>> No.12724555

>>12724504
>be black karen
>have standards
>ask why everyone without standards is impressed by shit that's been happening for years
yes anon "nasa" btfo
she definitely didn't btfo the airheaded idiots who won't care about anything related to space in a few days

>> No.12724557

>>12724533
t. a mistake

>> No.12724558

>>12724535
genes are different, >100k years of separation in vastly different environments, Darwin, etc.

>> No.12724560

>>12724430
I love science!!!1
:O

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>>12724519
This one was taken by the Huygens probe on the surface of Titan (Saturn's moon) in 2005, launched by the European Union

>> No.12724562

>>12724543
anta baka!

>> No.12724563

>>12724504
Based

>> No.12724566

>>12724557
I will NEVER be a woman

>> No.12724567

>>12724544
ARR PRANET ROOK SAME
JUST ROCKS AND NOTHING ELSE

>> No.12724569

>>12724550
Chandrayaan-1 Moon Impact Probe
India
japan

thanks this list is great

>> No.12724571

>>12724505
>and the Moon

Bro, you can't be serious...

>> No.12724572

>>12724413
>leeches steal billions of dollars from the populace to make a chunk of metal and put it on a big red rock
actually yeah you're right this is an important event in human history

>> No.12724573

>getting overly excited and your panties wet over a rover on mars meanwhile earth is literally freezing to global warming and succumbing to climate change
I thought this was a board of science not of estrogen infused soilent xirs

>> No.12724575

>>12724561
>>12724544
>>12724349
>every planet is just a shitty desert
explain to me again why we bother

>> No.12724579

>>12724160
WTF IS THAT REAL???

>> No.12724582

>>12724544
why does it look like a desert in Nevada

>> No.12724587

>>12724573
>earth is literally freezing to global warming
We're back to the global cooling theory from the 80's, bigot.

>> No.12724589

Something space happen? Something nice happen? What happen? Where crater?

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>>12724575
It's free real-estate

>> No.12724591

>>12724504
based black woman

>> No.12724594

>>12724566
You will never be a man.

>> No.12724599
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12724599

>earth is literally freezing to global warming

>> No.12724598

>>12724575
earth sans all the greenery is "just a shitty desert" too

>> No.12724602

>>12724575
the New World was just a bunch of shitty forests for a while

>> No.12724605

>MARS ZARA
MARS ZARA
>MARS ZARA
MARS ZARA
>MARS ZARA
MARS ZARA

>> No.12724607

>>12724599
>Climate and weather are different sweety

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>>12723806
Based and bellamypilled

>> No.12724616

>space bad gib money back
feels like i'm reading copypasted youtube comments from space videos

>> No.12724617

>>12724582
Cause it's yellow

>>12724575
>explain to me again why we bother
I know right, we should be building rotating space habitats in orbit of the moon with materials harvested on the moon and in the asteroid belt. Sure the insights in the formation of the solar system are nice, but we're kind of on the clock here.

>>12724571
What? The USA is the only one to put people on the moon, but lots of countries have landed probes there

>> No.12724622

>>12723725
who is this semen demon

>> No.12724623
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>Historic Mars landing
>only 1000 replies on the sticky

>> No.12724625

>>12724392
Bitch those rocks on Mars look worn out as fuck ain't no way a rover survives a million years. The one's we've sen't there are already breaking apart.

>> No.12724627

does anyone have a schedule for when Ingenuity will do the test flight?

>> No.12724632

>>12724623
Jannies keep deleting posts to not let it go over 1000.

>> No.12724634

>>12724625
Curiosity's wheels are breaking apart because it's driving around, and the others are getting covered in dust, and they're getting cold, but they're not actually breaking up. These rocks have been exposed to the wind for a lot more than a mere million years.

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Wait...why are there so many deleted replies?

>> No.12724638

>>12724627
Press briefing in 15 minutes. They will likely announce it there and/or someone will ask them about it. No confirmed schedule yet.

>> No.12724644

>>12724638
fugg... thanks

>> No.12724647

>>12724623
stickies cap at a thousand newfag

>> No.12724649

>>12724636
Someone posted the real ayy picture

>> No.12724651
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Posting in epic thread.
Venus rover when?

>> No.12724653

>>12724636
fucking jannies, I swear.

>> No.12724655

>>12724636
integer overflow

>> No.12724661

>>12724634
well can't argue with that
still think everything a rover is made of will erode away in a million years.

>> No.12724663

>>12724647
>>12724632
>>12724623
is this a meme now

>> No.12724665

>>12724575
those aren't different planets, they're just deserts on earth photoshopped to look otherworldly

>> No.12724671

>>12724636
NASA is trying to hide the aliens

>> No.12724672

>>12724651
there's nothing noteworthy on venus

>> No.12724673

>>12724636
Turns out the mars zara twitter meme isn't just a meme.

>> No.12724678

>>12724623
why is it historic? This shit happens every few years.

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THE MOON IS FEMALE YOU FUCKING BIGOTS

>> No.12724683

>>12724504
She's partially right, though this rover will collect samples that ESA and Roscosmos are going to send back to Earth.

>> No.12724684

>>12724651
>Venus rover
I wish, the russian probes liquefied in a few hours on the surface of venus. Would be a challenge for sure

>>12724661
Yeah man I don't know, I like to use big words.

>> No.12724689

>>12724651
I think the atmospheric pressure is too high to allow for rovers to last more than a few hours.

>> No.12724690

>>12724682
the moon is a cruel mistress

>> No.12724692

PRESS CONFERENCE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.12724693

>>12724651
When someone makes a robot that can lasts more than a few mins on Venus.

>> No.12724696

>>12724544
Venera probes were so unlucky. Not Phobos-levels unlucky, but Soviets really tried their best with them. Still one of the greatest achievements in space exploration.

>> No.12724702

>>12724696
>the fucking camera dustcover

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>>12724692

>> No.12724709
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LIVE: NASA Press Briefing about Mars landing

https://youtu.be/9OCxouQGnns

Starts in 5 minutes

>> No.12724711

>>12724684
Same, still cool to discover new Mars stuff.

>> No.12724712

>>12724696
Man those must have been the days

>> No.12724713

>>12724575
There are seas of liquid methane on Titan.

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>>12724672
>there's nothing noteworthy on venus
How the fuck do you know?

>> No.12724718

>>12724602
soul

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>>12724419
disagree. IMO: 7 > 12 > 11 >> 9 >10 >>>>>>8.
ITS is such a kino design. The current look is pretty close, though. The flaps look really nice and they had the balls to bring it back up to ITS size in spite of backing off at first so that it would be more "realistic".

>> No.12724730

>>12724572
look at this pile of atoms downplaying that other piles of atoms are trying to explore a big ball of atoms

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>>12724413
msm is talking about the actual important issues.

Really though it's an embarrassment that they didn't

>> No.12724737

>>12724709
I'll summarise:
it landed
it didn't crash
there's literally nothing interesting to say for several months
then they will start sucking each other off, metaphorically at the very least THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERYONE SO MUCH HARD WORK. These NASA manchildren need constant praise for some reason,

>> No.12724739

>>12724106
what the fuck is TRVE

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>>12724550
Reading this was kind of depressing. Imagine how the engineers felt when they found out Venus was inhospitable.

>> No.12724745

>>12724734
fck had the post on auto
*it's an embarrassment that they haven't given this more coverage.

>> No.12724753

>>12724715
too fucking hot
I doubt there is any sort of microbe strong enough to endure venus temps

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>>12724623

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>>12723227
Hammond you idiot! You know full-well that the bandwidth for a transmission across several million miles is pitiful. Of course they're going to send small images to start!

>> No.12724761

>>12724702
>ejecting the camera lens cap directly under the surface compressibility tester arm, and returned information for the compressibility of the lens cap rather
than the surface
fucking ebin

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>>12724715
Don't tell him.

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>>12724647
Looks like you got... BAMBOOZLED!

>> No.12724767

>>12724504
Anyone else think these are just sock puppets to cause conflict?

>> No.12724771

>>12724737
>being happy about something is bad
Yep, put praising rich niggers who do nothing is good.
Let the scientists have fun, they waited for this moment for 10 years.

>> No.12724773

>>12724763
youre from the faggot mox discord arent you? niggers spam that stupid fucking gif all the time there

>> No.12724774

>>12724724
ITS was a cool name. Starship doesn't make sense. That thing might visit other planets if it all pans out, but it's never visiting another star.

>>12724740
Imagine living back when they looked at Mars and they thought they saw canals and imagined beings of similar technology lived there. They looked at Venus and they saw thick clouds and imagined a dense jungle underneath. Imagine what it must have been like to dream about the future of space exploration back then.

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>>12724636

>> No.12724781

5 minutes late..... whens the press conference?

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>> No.12724785
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12724785

Soon, my brothers...

>> No.12724787

4 minutes late come on

>> No.12724792

>>12724651
>>12724684
https://youtu.be/lHNq7KklkB4

they're working on clockwork tech rovers. It's some really cool shit

>> No.12724795

>>12724730
>Muh atoms
Grow up idiot

>> No.12724797

>>12724771
>Let the scientists have fun
if working for nasa and sending things to other planets isn't rewarding enough, and they have to be thanked multiple times in order to have fun and stay motivated, then they are pathetic
it's their job

>> No.12724800

>>12724753
Sure, but life isn't the only interesting thing one can find on a planet, fren.

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Who else sent there name to Mars?

>> No.12724812

>>12724740
>The parachute eventually failed completely, and the probe entered a period of freefall.[5] As a result, the lander struck the surface of Venus at about 16.5 m/s (59 km/h; 37 mph) at 05:37:10 UTC.[6] The landing coordinates are 5°S 351°E.[7]
>The probe appeared to go silent on impact,[6] but recording tapes kept rolling.[8] A few weeks later, upon a review of the tapes by the radio astronomer Oleg Rzhiga, another 23 minutes of very weak signals were found on them.[8][9] The spacecraft had landed on Venus, and probably bounced onto its side, leaving the medium gain antenna not aimed correctly for strong signal transmission to Earth.[8]
>The probe transmitted information to Earth for 53 minutes, which included about 20 minutes from the surface.[1
Venera 7 had it hard. Free falling to the ground but still managed to trasmit. They don't make 'em like they used to, I tell ya

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>>12724802
me

>> No.12724817

>>12724730
>realitivism stacked on reductionism
ebin analasis fren :DDDD

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>>12724802

>> No.12724822

>>12724734
In fairness the immigration bill is rather significant. The Dems are basically proposing full amnesty for 20-25 million illegal aliens, automatic citizenship for anyone who qualifies under DACA, automatic green cards for everyone else with the timeline for naturalization cut almost in half, and massive increases immigration and asylum caps. If it passes the US is majority Latino by 2030.

>> No.12724830

>>12724762
>https://www.hrpub.org/download/201307/azb.2013.010102.pdf
What the fuck, man

>> No.12724833

>>12724419
you an apple guy?

>> No.12724836

>>12724792
Why can't it just use lidar/sonar/radar/photogrammetry?

>> No.12724840

10 minutes late
wtf what a shitshow
who is running this crap?

>> No.12724844

>>12724392
>Not much wind on mars
That is completely false.

>> No.12724845

>>12724623
>Historic Mars landing
you wot m8

>> No.12724847

>>12724820
Kek

>> No.12724851

I have to wage tomorrow, where the fuck are these bastards

>> No.12724853

>>12724840
That's the time it takes to transmit from mars

>> No.12724854
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12724854

>>12724830
No fucking idea. It's fucking cool to imagine but I can't believe it's anything but our minds playing tricks with some pixels. Venus ground level atmosphere conditions make Hell pale in comparison. Still.. Venus needs more probes, that's for sure.

>> No.12724858

>>12724853
right and the problem is, they should have scheduled it for later
clearly they scheduled it too early, and the fact that they didn't prepare for this shows they are morons in charge

>> No.12724859

>>12724792
That's real neat

>>12724844
Not in terms of dynamic pressure

>>12724836
too delicate to survive on Venus

>> No.12724863

>>12724840
government

>> No.12724866

>>12724419
sorry nigger monkey the rest of us find an attractive design to be something that works

>> No.12724867
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>>12724854
>Venus needs more probes
We need more funding for space exploration

>> No.12724869

host lady is cute :3

>> No.12724874
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12724874

When do I get my money back?

>> No.12724875

>>12724575
mate, the picture of titan is literally a surface of clay. those rocks are literally made of water. that might be a methane lake in the background. tell me that's boring i dare you

>> No.12724879
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12724879

100% success rate with rovers! Eat that China!

>> No.12724880
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>>12724812
Reminds me of all those anthropomorphized rover/probe comics.
>Ven7 skydives towards the Venusian surface
>Chute fails, hits the ground... hard
>Bruised, bloody, and broken, he skin already suffering chemical burns from the toxic atmosphere she toils on, struggling to collect as much data as she can and send it off before losing consciousness.
You did good, kid. You did damn good.

>> No.12724882

>>12724544
NO IT WASN'T THAT'S NOT THE REAL PICTURE THAT'S JUST AI GENERATED BASED OFF OF READ IMAGE DATA WE HAVE STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS FAKE SHIT

>> No.12724884
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12724884

>>12724830
That paper sends a chill down my spine.

>> No.12724885

>>12724874
Lmao this, fuck (((NASAL)))

>> No.12724889

>>12724879
they don't tell you about the ones that failed

>> No.12724890

>>12722348
yea, whats her name?

>> No.12724895

>>12724859
So how do they get data back?

>> No.12724897
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12724897

>>12724867
We do. I find it maddening how poorly funds have been allocated and spent for many fields. We could have had developed countless technologies, yet we spent money for.. what? Constellation-SLS shitshow? 10bn for JWST getting stolen by some pirates? Military funding embezzlement? Maddening.
>>12724880
That's lovely. I really like the hayabusa artworks.

>> No.12724898

>>12724869
??? I'm not seeing the press conference yet.

>> No.12724905
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12724905

>omg, le wholesome mars is so cool i can't wait to meet more PoC there
>my friggin epic fellow humans are doing it again

>> No.12724908
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12724908

START THE POST-LANDING BRIEFING

>> No.12724910

>>12723328
>Why no color video of full descent?
That will come soon, they did video the full descent.

>> No.12724911
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>>12724882
Fine here's the original

>>12724895
Beats me, I guess you'd have an armored casing with the electronics you can't afford to do without? Good luck cooling that shit

>>12724897
At least we're getting a Europa mission soon. Extraterrestrial submarine is going to be so cool boys

>> No.12724913

>>12723347
bullshit. Also tell me again how cheap SLS is

>> No.12724914

>can land a rover on another planet
>can't start a briefing on time

>> No.12724918

>>12723368
Its the engineering camera to send quick photos. The real camera will be very good

>> No.12724922
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12724922

>>12724911
>europa soon
>extraterrestrial submarine
anon, i don't mean to disappoint you, but the europa mission is just a fly-by in orbit to collect water from its plumes and then gtfo. no cameras, no landing, no underwater stuff, literally just a sensor flying into a geyser a few hundred miles above the surface and then coming back.

>> No.12724924

>>12724914
id imagine its easier for those people to build rovers than talk to others

>> No.12724931

How do i look up board activity?
I want to know how much of a spike an event like this has on /sci/'s posts per hour.

>> No.12724932
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12724932

>>12724898
Your tax dollars at work!
...ah there it goes

>> No.12724934

LIVE
https://youtu.be/9OCxouQGnns

>> No.12724938

>Something's already fucked up

>> No.12724939

>>12724922
planetary pog

>> No.12724940

IT BEGINS

>> No.12724945

>>12723510
Such a diverse team

>> No.12724947
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12724947

>>12724575
>featureless white dildo
>not the ugliest of them all

>> No.12724948
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12724948

>>12724897
>>12724911
>>12724867
>yet we spent money for.. what? Constellation-SLS shitshow? 10bn for JWST getting stolen by some pirates? Military funding embezzlement?
This is why we need to do away with Capitalism. If just one slightly rich faggot managed to achieve some of the greatest space leaps last decade imagine how if the other unimaginably rich elite decided to get into the space game or at least fund those doing work.

>> No.12724949

>>12724931
4stats.io

>> No.12724950

nobody cares about this WALL-E lookin rover
perseverance was raped in the summer of 2012 KWAB

>> No.12724951

All that fucking plexiglas makes it look like some kind of 60s quiz show.

>> No.12724957

>>12724922
>posts enceladus
dude come on

>> No.12724959

>>12724504
>this nigger is not impressed
NASA btfo

>> No.12724961

OMG THAT SCIENTIST HAS A PRIDE FAG ON THE WALL OMG OMG

>> No.12724964

POST LANDING LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OCxouQGnns&feature=emb_title

>> No.12724966

>>12724951
>high fives the plexiglas
fucking cringe

>> No.12724967

Is that fucking zoom they're using on that screen or is this something else?

>> No.12724968

>>12724922
fugg. I didn't dream about the sub though, right? There's been talks about a sub?

>>12724948
Fuck yeah, read Iain M Banks

>> No.12724969

>>12724949

thanks

>> No.12724972

>an hour later someone remembered to tell Bidet to call them

>> No.12724974

"congratulations man"
omg the president is so relatable he's almost like one of us

>> No.12724983

>>12724957
yeah more like INCELadus huehuehue (titan is the best saturnian moon btw)
>>12724968
literally nobody said anything about subs, ever. you've been listening to /sci/zo rambling. the closest thing to that is us getting a drone for titan that will launch in 2026 and land in the 2030's-40's

>> No.12724985

>>12723590
First off only the asians and European (old and new world) countries have any abilities to get to space. Africa and the middle east are useless. Also if we just pulled our foreign aid from the 3rd world we could pay for space on a massive scale.

>> No.12724986
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12724986

CONGRATULATIONS MAN

>> No.12724987

>>12724972
>>12724974
Thank you Mr. President for getting us back to Mars!

>> No.12724991

>>12724986
lol

>> No.12724993

masturbation?

>> No.12724997

that was a solid rip sound effect

>> No.12724998

tore up the contingency plan, what a chad

>> No.12725000

>An event that usually happens when I'm by myself

>> No.12725003

>DOUBLE MASK
DOUBLE MASK

>> No.12725005

OH NO NO NO YOU CAN'T HUG PEOPLE THIS IS GOING AGAINST THE NARRATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12725008

Just tell us the landing data how close did we get

>> No.12725009

>>12724983
Rude

>> No.12725013

CONTINGENCY BTFO

>> No.12725015

he's putting on this funny voice right?
nobody is THAT jewish

>> No.12725016

>>12725000
Yeah wtf

>> No.12725020

>>12725005
CANCEL NASA

>> No.12725023
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12725023

>>12724968
>There's been talks about a sub?
Yes, but I'm afraid it won't happen within our lifetimes..

>> No.12725022

da teem
>da teem
>>da teem

>> No.12725026

>>12723690
Obviously

>> No.12725031
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12725031

>collect precious samples

>> No.12725032

>>12725015
Is he Jewish? Accent is so weird.

>> No.12725036

>>12724986
Biden has no idea where the fuck he is, this nation is going to get ripped to shreds in the future when the enormity of the fraud is exposed.

>> No.12725040
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12725040

>>12725022
Love the accent on this guy

>> No.12725043

Guys, how do I fuck NASA?
It's kinda hot and I'm really horny.

>> No.12725046

This boomer cringe holy shit

>> No.12725052
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12725052

>>12725031

>> No.12725053

>>12725040
>i went through several swetted shirts last night, thogh i think ill only need one this night
god bless this happy autist

>> No.12725054

So when are the high definition color images coming? Never?

>> No.12725055

>>12724575
>I've seen things you wouldn't believe. A red shitty desert. A yellow shitty desert. A brown shitty desert.

>> No.12725058

>scoliosis cross-eyed guy
Great job!

>> No.12725059

>>12725054
Whenever they get the data
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

>> No.12725060

Didn't they already land on Mars in the 70s (literally 50 years ago) with the Viking missions? So what's the big deal?

>> No.12725062

if anything i would call that accent was some german or bavarian thing, not jewish

>> No.12725067

>>12725060
Viking missions were looking for signs of life but failed. The newer missions took methodical steps to first see if there was water, signs of past habitability, and now signs of past life.

>> No.12725069

>>12724774
>Imagine living back when they looked at Mars and they thought they saw canals and imagined beings of similar technology lived there. They looked at Venus and they saw thick clouds and imagined a dense jungle underneath. Imagine what it must have been like to dream about the future of space exploration back then.
yeah. Must have been depressing learning that they were all barren hellholes.

>> No.12725075

>>12725067
Yawn. I don't see anything new.

>> No.12725076

>>12725060
This time they have a helicopter. Now they land many times at the price of one land.

>> No.12725084

>>12725023
It'll probably a couple decades before that happens, but I'm excited. Imagine if there's fishes out there, how cool would that be

>> No.12725089

>>12725075
perfectly pilot and guide an incredibly small object through space to another planet perfectly onto a mile-wide area of the surface of mars, all while avoiding issues and doing it without failure
yeah nothing impressive here movie along

>> No.12725099

Literally no new information so far

>> No.12725100
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12725100

>This guy kek

>> No.12725101

>>12725084
i winder how nice they would taste fried up with a little bit of lemon and cayenne

>> No.12725106

IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEA-

>> No.12725110

waste of time circlejerk conference
they didn't say anything of any value

>> No.12725114

>>12725110
like most modern NASA conferences

>> No.12725115

>>12725089
They didn't pilot shit, it was literally on autopilot. And they already did it 50 years ago with the Viking missions in the 1970s like I already mentioned you dumbass. What's new?

>> No.12725116

Scientists really are as cute and autistic as they show in the movies huh?

>> No.12725127

>>12725076
Huh?

>> No.12725128

>>12725115
different objectives, different instruments, different science, different location. we know very little about mars, every visit is a new discovery

>> No.12725132

>>12725115
sneed

>> No.12725134

>>12725084
A lot. Jovian moons are so fucking interesting.

>> No.12725140

>ITS NOT ABOUT THE ROVER ITS ABOUT THE TEAM AND PEOPLE

>> No.12725143
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12725143

>>12725127

>> No.12725144

>>12725128
boooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

>> No.12725152

>>12725084
space feesh!!!! I'm sure they taste delicious!

>> No.12725154
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12725154

Guys, how do I get myself a NASA waifu?

>> No.12725155

haha overworking people is good

>> No.12725156

>>12725143
Cool. Mars enough of an atmosphere to fly drones? Maybe now they can find the ayys faster.

>> No.12725157
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12725157

nice faces

>> No.12725159

>>12725134
>bro check out this ice moon with water under it (half of all moons in the solar system)
>oh no bro no weather no atmosphere no surface liquids, no geology, just ice and water bro its cool doe
>ignores the moon with a UNIQUE atmosphere, weather, active geology, SURFACE OCEANS of methane, and also a subsurface ocean
>nah bro thats lame
titan best moon

>> No.12725163

>>12725154
how old are you that you still have enough hormones left to think this is attractive?

>> No.12725166

>>12725060
SKYCRANE

>> No.12725167
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12725167

>>12725159
Titan is my favourite celestial body in our solar system. I post about it all the time, so I try not to do that too often and give other planets and moons some attention too

>> No.12725175
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12725175

Landing spot (off center)

>> No.12725176
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12725176

>>12725167
>I try not to do that too often and give other planets and moons some attention too
fair. ganymede is really cool and doesn't get enough attention, even if it's just moon 2.0, it's massive and it's cool

>> No.12725178

>golf clap

>> No.12725180

>>12725075
Me nutting on your moms face isn't new either, but it still puts a smile on my face every time.

>> No.12725182
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12725182

>>12725175
Expected images in next few hours
>More hazcam images
>Thumbnail movies of EDL
>Image of descent 10m above ground

>> No.12725185

>>12725163
So unbelievably rude of you.

>> No.12725186

>>12725175
Good enough all things considered

>> No.12725189

>>12725175
>(off center)
fucking plebs, scrap NASA its over

>> No.12725191

>>12725175
the circle was an approximation. the fact that it landed in a circle that small is very impressive.

>> No.12725195

>>12725185
you will never be a woman but dilate anyway, maybe youll get there

>> No.12725198

>>12725167
>>12725159
what will power rovers that go to these bodies? Solar obviously won't work.

>> No.12725199
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12725199

>>12725175
>>12725182
Image of terrain types. Red bad, blue good

>> No.12725203

>>12725175
>>12725182
That is highly accurate i'm impressed

>> No.12725204

>>12725156
>Mars enough of an atmosphere to fly drones?
Good question. There will be far less drag for the propellers, so perhaps they can rotate significantly faster. And apparently the helicopter is extremely light, and the propellers are huge in comparison.

>> No.12725206

>>12725198
exactly what powers the rovers now - nuclear power. nuclear power has been the primary power source for pretty much every space project since the inception of the space program

>> No.12725209

>>12725166
The SkyCrane is the one thing that impresses me the most of this and Curiosity.
We'd send stuff to Mars, but dropping the Crane from the capsule, have it rocket way, find a place to land, drop the rover, and fly away is outstanding

>> No.12725210

>>12725175
Fuck I'm so hyped for it to get to the carbonate platform

>> No.12725214

>>12725204
>less drag
not really a good thing, because of the root cause of that lack of drag. there's less drag because of the less dense atmosphere, so there's also wayyy less lift due to the less dense atmosphere. the props have to be massive because the air density on mars just isn't there, so they need to overcompensate by upping the prop size and the power required

>> No.12725220

>MUH EMOTIONS question

>> No.12725243

>>12725199
How did they calculate this? Is that what they meant by it calculated a solution?

>> No.12725244
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12725244

>>12725176
Ganymede and Callisto are underrepresented, and they're fucking huge too. Both with indications of subterranean water oceans.. Ganymede apparently might have more water than Earth's oceans combined.
>>12725198
I'm hoping by that time we have improved our RTG and nuclear power generation technology. Voyagers and many other probes have demonstrated their absolute dominance over any other power source (available to us and throughly tested at the moment) in the outer solar system—but they're incredibly expensive, come with many political intricacies for their launch and strict procedures to follow. Perhaps better materials could provide more efficiency for thermoelectric converters. I'd like to see the nuclear reactors research done in the 60s-70s come into fruition and be used for actual exploration, personally. I don't know much about it but I'm sure there's a lot that can be done.

>> No.12725247

>>12725243
radar data from other science instruments in mars' orbit

>> No.12725249

>>12725243
JPL had orbital imagery of the landing site using the MRO satellite. They put these images with designated safe areas into the rover's program so that it would use cameras during landing to recognize what part of the zone to pick as a final landing spot.

>> No.12725252

>>12725244
>Callisto
my nigga

>> No.12725258
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12725258

Get on the Twitter and ask, maybe they'll answer one of us

>> No.12725263

More images to be downlinked overnight and Friday.

Check here periodically
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

Live view of data downlink
https://eyes.nasa.gov/dsn/dsn.html

>> No.12725264
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12725264

>>12725198
>rovers
They are going to send a drone, the atmosphere is twice as thicc as on earth and the gravity is like 4 times lower.

>> No.12725267

JPL expects one still image from the descent stage looking down at the rover by tomorrow.

First video to be processed over the weekend for Monday press conference

>> No.12725287

>>12725267
Rover infrastructure to be checked out over the next 4-5 days
Mast to be deployed on Sol 2 that will have the panorama color images
First heli flight will be in a few weeks after finding a suitable landing location

>> No.12725297

have they mentioned when ingenuity will take off?

>> No.12725302

>>12725297
They will look for a suitable test location in 2 weeks and try it after that.

>> No.12725305

>>12725302
pog

>> No.12725332

>>12725297
>>12725302
2-3 weeks to find a suitable location, another few weeks to drive to that spot and set things up

>> No.12725333

>>12724255
Why would sheep farmers from 4000 years ago need to know about what's going on on other planets? The Bible doesn't mention Asians or Indians, but they still exist.

>> No.12725357
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12725357

Ok.... Weird symbol to take to Mars...

>> No.12725363

>>12725357
What experiment did they have to restrict because of that horseshit?

>> No.12725377

Caller doesn't know about the ipad robot things

>> No.12725385

>>12725377
bless his innocense

>> No.12725387

>>12725357
They literally said it was a covid plate open your fucking ears

>> No.12725399

>>12725387
What the fuck will the Martians think if they say it? That we're all snakes and lizards?

>> No.12725405

*saw

>> No.12725407

Press conference over. Orbiters will periodically pick up data and it's expected a few more images will be uploaded this evening
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/multimedia/raw-images/

It's been fun

>> No.12725416

>>12725357
God this board is an embarrassment

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_Asclepius

The snake on the staff is one of the oldest symbols of medicine as is still ubiquitously used today literally all the time. Next you're going to tell me you don't know what the red cross is.

>> No.12725419

>>12725399
they would probably think "oh this is from earth and its a caduceus"

>> No.12725425 [DELETED] 

>>12725416
shit it's even in unicode, let me try this

>> No.12725430

>>12725419
B

>> No.12725435

>>12725357
SNAKES ON A PLANET!

>> No.12725437

>>12725387
>>12725357
Did Nasa make a special plate for AIDS or cancer ?

>> No.12725440

>>12725419
>caduceus
retard

>> No.12725442

>>12725416
It's a useless piece of weight that could have been used for something else.

>> No.12725446

>>12725437
No, but there's a condom and a pack of cigarettes, because you never know.

>> No.12725447

>>12725357
>The extra weight is what caused the rover to land off target in the circle

>> No.12725454 [DELETED] 

>>12725264
Oh fuck! I completely forgot about the heli

>> No.12725466

>>12725442
You accidentally replied to my post

>> No.12725473

>>12725466
I PURPOSELY REPLIED TO YOU ANON!

>> No.12725485

>>12724504
Y'all need to step up to impress this Black kween.

>> No.12725496

>>12725442
>>12725437

They put it on because this pandemic shit had a measurable impact on THEIR lives and THIS mission.
It probably weighs about 20 grams, the fuckin rover is the size of a mini clubman, its entirely negligible

>> No.12725504

>>12725496
>the size of a mini clubman
Even your size comparison is pozzed.

>> No.12725505

>>12724504
>They've been doing this for decades
True.
>people act like this is the first
True.
>the pics are nothing special
True.

Yep she's based.

>> No.12725539

>>12725447
EVERY MICROGRAM MATTERS

>> No.12725547

>>12722348
when are we going to see high iq pics

>> No.12725566

>>12725547
look in the mirror

>> No.12725573

Fuck me... im out, I just cannot stand this much stupidity, people are so fucking retarded. We are about to be multi planetary species soon and then I read this thread. I just cant.

>> No.12725580

>>12725573
Do you, dare I say, hecking love science?

>> No.12725590

>>12725573
>soon
Biden is cancelling all missions bud.

>> No.12725594

>>12725496
So they sacrificed 20 g of useful equipment for virtue signaling ?

>> No.12725605

>>12725573
>We are about to be multi planetary species soon

Not according to the FAA

>> No.12725611

>>12725566
fuck, i look great.

>> No.12725612

Next JPL event tomorrow
https://youtu.be/kNVzxeYjE9Q

>> No.12725646

>>12724255
>>12725333
the babylonians knew what venus was and the bible even mentions the "morning star" as a metaphor which is what they called venus in ancient times

>> No.12725658

>>12724503
I have suddenly realised why God created black people

>> No.12725669

>>12725496
I saw a video the other day about how they bitched at the helicopter team for wanting to add 4 grams and to make it work without that weight, but they added this horseshit.

>> No.12725671

>>12725590
This is why Musk is making friends with Putin and Xi.

>> No.12725679

>>12725612
When will we be able to hear the microphone shit?
That has to be cool as fuck. I hope it was recording during descent.

>> No.12725717
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>>12723264
Last time there was a major spaceflight event happening they were seemingly busy with other things.

>> No.12725721

>>12723666
https://www.instagram.com/raquel_villanueva__/?hl=en

>> No.12725730

>>12724149
The only canonical way out is that life there was very simple. If there was sentient life you run head-first into serious salvation problems. Were they without sin? Did Christ save them too? Did they have a different Christ? None of these options are palatable.

>> No.12725767

>>12725679
Possibly by Monday, depends how much data they can get back in the coming days

>> No.12725778

>>12724160
yo is this real?

>> No.12725810

>>12725504
Kek it's true. I fucking hate Minis and the retards that like them

>> No.12725827
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>>12725810
20th century minis were comfy.

>> No.12725835

>>12722348
>only 1000 posts
/sci/ is dead.

>> No.12725841

>>12723572
Why don't they aim the camera a little higher? I want to see something more than soil

>> No.12725848

>>12725841
This specific camera is low to watch for hazards and its imagery is used to calculate the rover's safe path. "Hazcam". They selected this camera for the first landing pic because it is low res during limited data transfer window

>> No.12725851

>>12725573
I imagine explorers and sailors felt the same way about humanity, I wonder why they decided we were ready to inhabit all the continents

>> No.12725857

>>12723242
Stop being proud of a dying empire

>> No.12725866

>>12725848
Ah fair enough. So when can we expect more detailed images of the landscape? Over the weekend?

>> No.12725879

>>12725866
Here's the notes from the briefing
>>12725267
>>12725287

Probably Monday for some HD color images.

>>12725263
Check here for images over the next few days

>> No.12725928

>>12724096
no. sending robots into space is cool and worth the effort. on the other hand, i don't care if old people and people with aids die.

>> No.12725932

>>12725036
Cope

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>> No.12725936

>>12725933
>bored interns erping with each other
hate this meme

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12725961

>>12723838
>>12724149
>>12724255
>>12725333
>>12725646

>> No.12725976

>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
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>Max limit of image replies has been reached.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12725982

>>12725976
Bbc

>> No.12726414

>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
Might as well declare that niggers tongue my anus. And we will have a space war before this century's end

>> No.12726423

Mars is fake and gay. Venus is a real challenge.

>> No.12726439

>>12724758
jabbers is smart!

>> No.12726905

>>12723750

Actually curiosity confirmed that every cubic meter of Martian soil has approximately 38 liters of water in it.

>> No.12726934

>>12724090
You think anon looks that fuckable?

>> No.12727093

>>12725851
>I wonder why they decided we were ready to inhabit all the continents
Because it was too profitable to miss out.

>> No.12727368

>>12724762
What am I supposed to see here?

>> No.12727470

>>12727368
You're supposed to see the mind of a schitzoid.

>> No.12727498

WHERE'S THE FUCKING VIDEO OF THE LANDING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12727643

>>12725933
>women

>> No.12728026

>>12727498
Supposedly it will be posted on Monday at the earliest