/med/ - Medicine General

[Anonymous No.12711569]

brainle t-edition

previous thread >>12694450
We discuss research, DO NOT offer advice (just fucking go see your doctor) make fun of premeds and shitpost. Please keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.
>>inb4 not science
>>inb4 poor amerimutts wanting medical advice

[Anonymous No.12711572]

[Anonymous No.12711578]

>>12711541
eh, depends on the country

[Anonymous No.12711591]

Will medicine ever advance to the point where transspecies operations can exist to make a furfag feel more comfortable in their body?

[Anonymous No.12711608]

>>12711569
>be me, 20 year old male
>have low FSH
>have low LH
>somehow have normal testosterone
i am a medical miracle
doctors will fight to the death for the privilege to study my corpse when i die

[Anonymous No.12711617]

I start PA school in a week. I haven’t been in school for 2 years. Kinda scared.

[Anonymous No.12711631]

>>12711608
I had gyno surgery when I was 18, I’m so glad I had it done.

[Anonymous No.12711647]

>>12711631
what were your hormone levels?

[Anonymous No.12711654]

>>12711617
Enjoy absolutely grueling coursework, a rigorous expectation of information absorption and interminable stress only to share an office with an APN who went to online school.

PAs are based as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.12711659]

>>12711569
>>inb4 not science
I mean let's be real, it's not science if it's not based in vacuum technology

[Anonymous No.12711688]

>tfw too scared to take my shirt off with my gf because of my gyno
fuck whatever jew chemicals they put in the water

[Anonymous No.12711703]

>>12711647
I have no idea, that was 7 years ago now

>>12711654
I hope NP programs start to get some quality control soon. I hope to be based.

[Anonymous No.12711714]

>>12711688
>with my gf
you bitch
you whore
you animal
do you know how many girls in high school wanted to date me but i turned down because i didn't even want to take my coat off in front of them?
not a lot
maybe like one
but still, at least you have a gf

[Anonymous No.12711717]

>>12711714
>he didn't know about the 'keep your shirt on' life hack

[Anonymous No.12711721]

>>12711717
no, anon
shirt and coat
even in the summer
also, is a testosterone level of 389 ng/dL bad for a 20 year old male?
the scale i have says it's ok, but it's about half of what is average for my age
free testosterone is 92.3 pg/mL

[Anonymous No.12711725]

>>12711721
>also, is a testosterone level of 389 ng/dL bad for a 20 year old male?
kinda. i think those references ranges for testosterone don't take age into account but they should. but what do i know i'm just a resident lmao
lots of men have the same issue, me included.

[Anonymous No.12711729]

>>12711725
what i still don't get is how my FSH and LH are so fucked, yet my testosterone is "ok"
i don't know shit about medicine, but i'm pretty sure both of those are required to signal for the production of testosterone
what, then, is causing me to have higher-than-expected testosterone?

[Anonymous No.12711739]

>>12711729
Like I told you in the last thread, you can have low FSH and LH, but your testosterone can test higher because of sex-hormone binding globulin (SHBG). Typically you'd want to do more specialized tests to differentiate free, bound, and weakly-bound testosterone.

[Anonymous No.12711744]

>>12711739
oh, sorry i forgot
i also forgot to mention that i have mental retardation
why is that?
do you think if i increase my testosterone levels my mental retardation will go away?

[Anonymous No.12711756]

>>12711744
why not just embrace being a cute little sissy girl? some """men""" aren't meant to be men, they're meant to be femboys for big muscular men to fuck. wouldn't you like that?

[Anonymous No.12711757]

>>12711756
you are jewish
you are a pedophile
you are a pederast
you are a homosexual
you are a groomer
and, lastly, you are a transsexual

[Anonymous No.12711766]

>>12711744
You're not retarded, you're just part girl.

[Anonymous No.12711776]

>>12711591
hopefully not

[Anonymous No.12711788]

>>12711591
No, but artificial wombs will soon be at a level that will allow sex traffickers to create literal homunculi that cannot be tracked or aided in any way.

Just something to think about as you try to sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.12711792]

>>12711788
>allow sex traffickers to create literal homunculi that cannot be tracked or aided in any way.
they already have what is called "the farm" where they raise rape babies for the sex market
i think there were some Epstein or Podesta documents which mentioned it

[Anonymous No.12711797]

>>12711792
That's existed since ancient Rome at the very latest, but homunculi are ghost humans that leave zero evidence of wrongdoing.

[Anonymous No.12711804]

>>12711797
nigga wtf is a homonculi?
that small ass nigga with the big ass hands?
why tf anybody wanna fuck dat shit nigga?

[Anonymous No.12711817]

>>12711804
lol. Well, this comment chain was started by someone that wants hairy ears so their dog will want to hump them harder, so you never know.

[Anonymous No.12711847]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.12711851]

>>12711847
Welcome to the witching hour on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.12711869]

why can't they figure reference values for albumin from a single urine sample

[Anonymous No.12711920]

why am I so irritable in the morning? Is it because test levels are highest in the morning? I also lost some weight and feel like it might be hyperthiroidism.

I already made an appt with an endo, just to make sure and do some labs, etc but would like to consult with you guys too.

I've lost 3kgs in 2 months, not intentional, BMI is still normal. I do have varicocele on my left testicle, can this interfere with the hormonal balance or something? I get very, very, very irritated from the smallest things and I wasn't like that before, never in my life.

t. medstud.

[Anonymous No.12711925]

>>12711869
no point when you can just use alb/cre

[Anonymous No.12711929]

I have low vitamin d and blood calcium on the top of the range. Could the calcium be the reason why I'm so thirsty every morning no matter what? It's not mouth breathing and if i drink more fluid i wake up and have to pee while still being thirsty. I'm thinking my kidneys are working hard to keep/excrete calcium which consumes a bunch of extra liquid for the urine

[Anonymous No.12711930]

>>12711920

[Anonymous No.12711950]

so I've developed palmar hyperhidrosis which is not excessive and hasn't been an issue up until I switched to playing a baroque instrument, the strings of which are made of gut and suffer more than usual under my hands. This is a pretty big issue for me and it would be a great relief if I could play with a normally moist/dry hand. Antihydral is an excellent solution, the active ingedient of which is methenamine, but I don't want to be dependent on a topical for the rest of my life. Are there natural remedies for excessive sweating?

[Anonymous No.12711955]

>>12711950
how often are you farting

[Anonymous No.12711956]

>>12711929
PTH?

[Anonymous No.12711958]

Who do I have to see to get a mandibular advancement device for sleep apnea? The doctor I've seen says my options are either CPAP machine or go fuck myself.

[Anonymous No.12711963]

>>12711958
go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.12711966]

>>12711963

[Anonymous No.12712005]

>>12711956
Intact s-PTH is middle of the range, 4.2 pmol/L
I enjoy a lot of milk products so my consumption of calcium is probably fine, the question is the uptake
Calcium was 2.48 in a range of 2.15-2.50, 25hydroxyD was 40 nmol/L

[Anonymous No.12712070]

medfrens, what do you do in you do in your free time? Any hobbies?

[Anonymous No.12712071]

>>12711950
ionthoporesis. Do it at home, practically costless, no chemicals whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.12712110]

Is it healthy to masturbate 9 times a day?

[Anonymous No.12712130]

>>12711729
>>12711739
>typically you'd want to do more specialized tests to differentiate free, bound, and weakly-bound testosterone.
Add maybe aromatase levels, as he said total test doesn't really give you a good impression of how much test is actually available to your tissue, you want to know how much is bound, and how effectively it's converted to Estradiol locally. Total testosterone can reveal abnormalities, but if you're within the normal range, especially if you're not within the upper normal ranger, you would want more specific tests

[Anonymous No.12712132]

>>12711744
How tall are you?

[Anonymous No.12712153]

finally registration on residency exam is beginning, will probably have exam itself in few weeks, wish me luck bros.

[Anonymous No.12712204]

>>12711950
I know a way for you to pay without drenching your strings in your salt juice. Deposit to my PayPal, I don't work for free.

[Anonymous No.12712244]

Well, I guess it's over guys. I officially have hypertension. 130/90.

Nice knowing you.

[Anonymous No.12712258]

>>12711688
more like what jew chemicals you put in your mouth

[Anonymous No.12712259]

>>12712070
>sleeping
>thinking about work
>commuting

[Anonymous No.12712279]

>>12711756

[Anonymous No.12712283]

>>12711757
I don't want to deal with trannys in my clinic. I refuse to.

[Anonymous No.12712291]

>>12712283
>he can't choose his patiets
you'll do as you are told commie

[Anonymous No.12712298]

>>12711792
>The farm

is this kid actually stealing from that anime about monsters growing and eating children? Not very original.

[Anonymous No.12712306]

>>12712298
schizos are rarely original

[Anonymous No.12712316]

>>12712291
I'm leaving my country on an educational leave. I plan on claiming political asylum. I can see where the government is going with medical control and influence. They won't stop at covid. Fuck the west, let it burn.

[Anonymous No.12712426]

>>12712316
>I plan on claiming political asylum
I hope you're brown enough to do so.

[Anonymous No.12712470]

>tfw hobos in the er again

[Anonymous No.12712489]

>>12712153
Wish the best. What are you applying for?

[Anonymous No.12712494]

>>12712470
do your hospitals have your own hobos, we used to have one always ending up in our ER
>came in piss drunk, dirty, soiled, smelly, hungry
>Dr buys him food, nurse bathes and cleans him up, dries his clothes
>after hangover shivers wear off, sober him up and let him go
>he walks away
>20 minutes later ambulance brings him back and rolls him in ER he is more drunk than before and more dirty
how based can one man get?

[Anonymous No.12712495]

>>12712489
gen surg. im georgian anon.

[Anonymous No.12712782]

>>12712005
thyroid, cortisol? after that a full body ct

[Anonymous No.12712794]

>>12712782
Thyroid is good, didn't check cortisol but given that vitamin D antagonizes it it's probably not ideal.

[Anonymous No.12712822]

>>12712132
6'0"
>>12712130
my estradiol was fine
lower than 30 pg/mL which is good
i thought maybe there was a chance of hemochromatosis causing pituitary/ hypothalamus issues, but my ferritin levels were on the lower end of normal
my iron was high, as was my % saturation, but i think without high ferritin levels a hemochromatosis diagnosis wouldn't make sense
again, i think i'm just a medical mystery
>>12711958
those will, over time, chance your bite, anon
it'll mess up your facial features and give you and overbite/ underbite were you didn't have one before
idk if cpap has any lasting effects like that but idk
also maybe talk to a dentist about it? idk

[Anonymous No.12712879]

How do you cure fallen arches (Adult Acquired Flatfoot ) ?

[Anonymous No.12712880]

>>12712822
>it'll mess up your facial features and give you and overbite/ underbite were you didn't have one before
I already have an overbite. I wouldn't mind it being fixed.

[Anonymous No.12712906]

>>12712494
>Being an enabler

[Anonymous No.12712979]

>>12711569
If I were to go into a hospital for manic depression how long would it take them to diagnose me as so?

[Anonymous No.12712997]

>>12712979
1 min

[Anonymous No.12713113]

>ER has had a steady stream of CPF filled druggies this week

[Anonymous No.12713205]

>>12713113
Ciprofloxacin?

[Anonymous No.12713213]

>>12712426
im too useful to turn away. thats the great thing about working hard on things that don't rust and fade away.

[Anonymous No.12713258]

>>12712997
Psychologist here. I could do it in 60 seconds. Slowpoke...

[Anonymous No.12713329]

>>12713258
>psychology
go away pseudoscience

[Anonymous No.12713333]

>>12713205
Cyclopentylfentanyl

[Anonymous No.12713334]

>>12713329
i've had all the lab tests done on me possible
i've had all the bloodwork
i've visited all the specialists
i'm in medical debt due to my investigation

they all say i'm healthy, but i always feel horrible
i feel ill
if nothing medically is wrong with me, then it must be immaterial, right?
i have a poisoned soul?
should i see a psychologist?

[Anonymous No.12713342]

>>12713258
fuck off nigger, go make your thread on /x/.

[Anonymous No.12713440]

>>12712306
It's the type of dumb nigga shit that makes people believe all the fan fiction on Tor was actually real when it was the same 38-year-old losers you get on the clearnet that get off on dark power fantasies

[Anonymous No.12713455]

>>12711721
>also, is a testosterone level of 389 ng/dL bad for a 20 year old male?
It's low end normal. So not good, but not technically 'bad'. But that said, your free test and SHBG test ratio is far more important. You could have really high test, but if lots of it is bound, it is nigh useless in terms of getting jacked.

Just to shit on your party, I thought I was low test at the age of 30 and got tested for fun. Turns out I was 800ng/dL in the afternoon and on 4 hours of sleep lmao.

At least you'll have a chance of getting TRT sooner rather than later. Otherwise, RIP you.

[Anonymous No.12713561]

>>12713258
you can't DIAGNOSE jack shit buddy

[Anonymous No.12713606]

docs that $upervi$e NPs deserve the rope.

[Anonymous No.12713610]

>>12713258
Nice b8 m8

[Anonymous No.12713627]

>>12713258
Hit me up doc I get mood swings highs and lows and the occasional suicidal thought what’s wrong with me

[Anonymous No.12713637]

women can't orgasm

[Anonymous No.12713677]

>>12713637
lmao cope dicklet.

[Anonymous No.12713680]

I keep waking up 3-4 times a night to take a piss and its driving me insane. I have to piss a lot during the day too. This started 2-3 weeks ago. No other symptoms. No changes to diet or lifestyle. What the fuck is wrong with me how do I fix this?

[Anonymous No.12713754]

>>12713329
>>12713342
>>12713561
This is insecure projection. Come see me in my office after clinic, we will straighten you out. Don't forget to order my medicine recommendation. It's only a matter of time until I can prescribe whatever I want to my patients lameos!

>>12713627
Unironically follow the bible, eat healthy, and constantly try to improve yourself 1% every day - eventually you'll love yourself enough that it outweighs the hate. Nobody will tell you this, but it's the ultimate redpill.

[Anonymous No.12713777]

>>12711569
I need advice

[Anonymous No.12713784]

>>12713680
You drink coffee?

When I'm on the 'ffee I piss all the time in short little bursts

[Anonymous No.12713789]

>>12713680
You are officially an old man. No, you can't make it stop.

[Anonymous No.12713846]

>>12713784
No I drink half a cup of tea in the morning and half a cup in the afternoon. I still piss all night. I used to drink 2-3 cups months ago but it never caused any bladder problems.
>>12713789
I'm 22.

[Anonymous No.12713982]

>>12711569
I have orthopedics exam tomorrow and I am going to fail it because Astrazeneca garabage vaccine completly fucked me over for 3 days. Yes Im seething

[Anonymous No.12713992]

>>12713982
You deserve it for letting anyone edit your rna.

[Anonymous No.12714069]

>I am going into radio/patho/forensic because I can't deal with the patients
Like nigga, why did you become a doctor in the first place?

[Anonymous No.12714237]

>3.9 gpa + soaked up tons of opportunities and had good accomplishments prior to getting into med school
>3.0 gpa + feel boxed out of opportunities and only accomplishments come from non-/med/ things now that I'm in medical school
wtf happened? I used to be above average, but now I'm significantly below average. And no, my classmates aren't superhumans. They seem average like me at least on the surface

[Anonymous No.12714239]

>>12712244
>tfw 139/62
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh am i gonna die bros?

[Anonymous No.12714316]

Will EMT experience look good on a med school app or are extracurriculars and work experience a meme?
I've heard some people say extracurriculars and shadowing and volunteer work and research are really important, and others saying it all comes down to MCAT and GPA.
I'm 27 now. I ultimately want to apply to med school, but I don't have the science coursework done and got a meme liberal arts degree. I've sorta just been bumming around since graduation doing various tutoring and EMT and caretaking jobs.
My idea is to just do all the upper-division science stuff while doing an ambulance or ER tech job, but I'm worried that will spread me too thin. Right now I have a job in a lab doing COVID testing but I'm not sure that's at all a substitute for research or shadowing.
I'm worried I'm too old. I haven't been in school in a while and just paying for college classes would take another solid year of overtime and night shifts. I could try to play up my background as an EMT in an application but I dunno why a school wouldn't just pick someone younger and smarter. I'm an idiot for not doing STEM when I had the chance.

[Anonymous No.12714320]

>>12714316
You already asked that, amberlamps-rat.

[Anonymous No.12714346]

>>12714237
Happens as you advance in academia. Everybody you meet was the smartest kid in their hometown. Everyone you meet is in the top 1% of smarts.
But now you're in an environment where that's the default. The baseline. You're not being compared against the average midwit from whatever trash town you came from. You're being compared against other smart people. The dumb space case who's the scatterbrain of your class was probably the smartest person in their high school or undergrad. That just ain't shit.

[Anonymous No.12714351]

>>12714346
So what you're saying is I am the midwit?

[Anonymous No.12714376]

>>12714351
No. I'm giving you full benefit of the doubt that you're smart and telling you that it's all relative.
Compared against a random sample of people from your hometown or some random city, you're probably a genius. Or at least "gifted."
Compared against a sampling of students who are all ALREADY top-tier, you're a midwit. Med school students were already subjected to a winnowing or weeding-out process. The average is higher. Everyone there had good grades, good test scores, etc. They're all straight-A students, workhorses and gunners, and autistic nerds to begin with. There's no C students or idiots there to drag down the average, so the average person you're compared against is probably smart and driven.
You're smart, and that is now the default setting. It's average to be smart at your position.

[Anonymous No.12714388]

>>12714376
But I'm not average tho. I'm below average. But when I talk to my peers I feel like they're as lost as I am with the content. But then we do exams and I get btfo.

>tfw dumb

[Anonymous No.12714397]

>>12714388
Happens to everyone. You keep advancing until you finally hit the point where you're incompetent for your position. Where things get difficult again. If a position is a breeze, you advance past it, and eventually you're not the smartest dude in the room anymore.

[Anonymous No.12714401]

>>12714397
Not the anon you replied to but this is kind of reassuring. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.12714528]

>>12714316
you need extracurriculars, shadowing, volunteering, etc

GPA is more important than MCAT, unironically. You can get into DO school with a 498 if your GPA is excellent

[Anonymous No.12714550]

>>12714388
Opposite kinda happened to me during my internship. I was looked down by everyone because I'm emotionally shut and have an easy going personality.
BTFOd everyone at the written tests and procedures.

[Anonymous No.12714779]

>>12714550
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.12714887]

>>12712879
calf raises
tenis ball massage under foot
swimming

[Anonymous No.12714888]

>>12713637
your women can't yeah

[Anonymous No.12714904]

Should I go to USC or some random 3 year school for pharmacy school?

[Anonymous No.12715063]

>>12714904
Don't go to pharmacy school at all. Pharmacy is a dead career bro. Just look at the labour statistics https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/rankings/best-healthcare-jobs.. If you absolutely must be in healthcare, be a doctor, then non-nursing allied profession (dietician, respiratory, PT), then nursing. You're better off making less but actually having a job.

t. pharmacy student

[Anonymous No.12715067]

>>12715063
What is with all the Pharmacy Doomers? Is it that bad?

I mean counting pills for $150k a year cant be bad. R-right?

[Anonymous No.12715072]

>>12713455
Advocating for TRT baka, good luck with your prostate cancer

[Anonymous No.12715087]

>>12715063
Pharmacy takes less time. By the time I become like a doctor or something I would end up making less money in the long run

Seriously, what is so bad about pharmacy ?

[Anonymous No.12715452]

>>12714346
when i started we got a speech from the head of school basically saying "you are the top 1% of students and clearly superior. you are all the top scorers in your high schools and undergrads. you are now all here competing against one another". it was some serious hunger games shit lmao

[Anonymous No.12715489]

>>12713680
go to a doctor and get your bum fingered

[Anonymous No.12715566]

why are all the arab/persian pharmacist ladies so stressed all the time?

[Anonymous No.12715579]

>>12715566
sexual repression

[Anonymous No.12715682]

>quit smoking for 1 week
>I'm still extremely anrgy and irritable and frustrated

Why does this happen bros? Is my brain dumb or something? I'm trying to do him good.

[Anonymous No.12715699]

>Patient gets rhabdo from working out too hard.
>Patient drinks 4-6L of water after noticing their pee turn brown.
>Renal function returns to baseline.
How is nephrology even real?

>>12711930
I'm glad I requested this image last thread.

>>12715682
>Quit addictive substance
>Irritable and frustrated.
It's going to be rough, good luck mate.

[Anonymous No.12715777]

>>12711654
Shut the fuck up midlevel dicksucking piece of shit, die

>>12711703
You'll never be based and never be a doctor, fuck off from this thread. Medical students and physicians only.

[Anonymous No.12715800]

>>12715067
>>12715087

I imagine it has to do with how many pharmDs they churn out a year compared to what's actually needed.

[Anonymous No.12715869]

>>12711572
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2268014-exclusive-two-variants-have-merged-into-heavily-mutated-coronavirus/

[Anonymous No.12715877]

>>12715682
>I'm still extremely anrgy and irritable and frustrated
What do you mean still? Those are the exact reasons why people smoke.

[Anonymous No.12715882]

>>12715067
>>12715087
horrid job market
declining hours and pay
many pharmacists are floaters

>t, pharmacy tech

[Anonymous No.12715924]

>>12713846
weak prostate. Time for kegel exercises to fix your dribbling dick. lmao you must have no ability to hold back your coom before pulling out. Lack of voluntary control is a sign of low IQ

[Anonymous No.12715930]

>>12713982
Are med schools forcing you to get the vaccine? I was just accepted and am worried about having to take a rushed product that is conceptually brand new and not well understood like other drugs. I understand my right to refusal, but they might refuse me as well - I picked a school outside of NA to avoid this shit show that will come to pass. God I don't want that fucking vaccine, it's too politicized and that makes me nervous since the quality of people in the politicosphere are kind of shifty as it is.

[Anonymous No.12715945]

>>12715777

[Anonymous No.12716188]

>>12715930
I wish they were.

[Anonymous No.12716233]

My brother recently got diagnosed with type 1 beetes; can someone tell me how the whole area of research around it is looking?

[Anonymous No.12716280]

>>12716233
https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/pancreas-transplant/about/pac-20384783

[Anonymous No.12716286]

>>12715930
>I understand my right to refusal
your patients should have the right to know whether or not you took it .

[Anonymous No.12716330]

>>12716286

[Anonymous No.12716345]

>>12716280
Very interesting! Islet transplant seemed most noteworthy, everything else seemed quite dire.

[Anonymous No.12716353]

>just had an exam in medical ethics
>had to write an essay about Tuskegeee
Do you guys have courses like that in the US? The course itself sucked but I'm kinda disappointed since I think it's a quite interesting concept especially in regards to euthanasia.

Where do you lot stand on euthanasia?

[Anonymous No.12716368]

>be me
>type my lifes story on Fortune.org so I can be made fun of

>gift kid according to school (115+ iq)
>excel in everything early age
>excel at everything I try at in junior high
>suck at everything I don't care about
no, I'm not, not careing because I suck
>hyper focus when things really matter crunch/deadline etc always procastinating
>everyone is like this though lol

>get to HS, suck at everything that requires concentration for extended periods, only do well in math a few semesters, and science because I could just listen to the lecture and ace test
>always late to school due to home issue and myself
>always late causes me to lose credit in some classes I did well in
>nearly fail highschool, again crunch time pressure performance make up and learn like 5 entire classes within days
>go to workforce, extremely poor, living alone
>dishwasher, waiter etc
>still always late to everything even by one minute

>dad nearly dies, changes his ways of drinking every night and smoking
>I move back in with him
>coom and play videa for like 3 years with no real stress

>finally had the stability that let me look deeper than myself and find out what I really wanted in life

>I have to help people, feeling powerless when I want to help someone is the most painful thing I can think of
>realize all the times in my life where I wanted to be a physician, starting at around age 8-9 but talked myself out of it in highschool after becoming a CNA though a highschool program even though the nurse who was my teacher really tried to push me (not good enough, trash highschool performance, too long in school etc)

>see speech on youtube that said "you're going to be 30 either way, you might as well be 30 and in medical school"
>unlimited motivation to become a physician
>apply to local community college in my rural nowhere Texas town
>trouble starting hard tasks
>finishing things literally the minute before submission duetime

cont.

[Anonymous No.12716410]

>>12712070
>Reading (I'm currently through Plato's works and Malazan Book of the Fallen)
>3d print (mostly tabletop miniatures and scenery)
>playing guitar/bass
>hiking

[Anonymous No.12716416]

>>12716368
2/2

>almost impossible for me to just sit and read textbook or watch my math professors youtube videos
>always told myself it was always self discipline
>I've always just been lazy XD
>I've curious about amphetamine usage to boost focus since it has always seemed like a wonder drug to a lay person like myself
>see threads on /sci/ ironically probably because there's one like every fucking day

>everythread people asking 'hurr durr how can i lie to doctor
>someone posts simple 15 question test that is about adhd symptoms
>they all fit me extremely well
>I'm in denial until I realize that the ones I put "not like me" I had developed coping mechanisms that hid my impulse in conversation and social situations etc
>wait I might actually be adhd
>go to my doctor, he gives me almost the same test

>drug test etc at his clinic
>adderall 10mg twice a day
>don't really feel anything
>few days later I can choose what I want to get distracted by, sort of
>few days later I'm finding it easier to just do what I should and want to be doing
>start assignments 2 days before due dates instead of one
>not being an absolute fuck for once

>be this week, (5th week of semester, 2nd week of adderall) casually working through school work.
> been putting off algebra because for everything I have to google how to use the fucking calculator (long time since HS, what the words he is using means etc)
>about to go start it with complete motivation to do what I should be doing.

I feel for the first time that my potential is graspable, like I was in a spaceship with no manual on the controls and now I'm learning to pilot

My resolution is steeled and I'm going to accomplish what I need. I'm hopeful that I can develop really good habits and continue them off meds as well

Thanks to the people who post good information on this board. I'll stop being a dumb pre-med now and do my work.

Tl;Dr

super fuckup finally begins to work towards something he has wanted and suppressed forever

[Anonymous No.12716419]

>>12712979
Manic depression is not a diagnosis anymore. There's bipolar disease, now

[Anonymous No.12716427]

>>12713334
Unironically start lifting and spend more time in nature away from the cities

[Anonymous No.12716447]

>>12716416
Congrats buddy, good to hear. I'm not an Amer*can so just curious: how tf does pre-med work? You just do any random biology-related bachelor and then go on to med school? How do they check for needed anatomical and physiological knowledge? Or do you just start over again with everything? 'Cause then, what's even the point of pre-med?

In my country med school is both a bachelor and masters where you gradually spend more and more time in the hospitals while still in uni seems like a better way to make sure everybody's at the same level in terms of the basics.

[Anonymous No.12716462]

>>12716353
Euthanasia is bullshit and I'd be top bullshit to force physicians to administer it.
If an individual wants to sudoku he's free to jump off a cliff or hang himself with his 20USD tie. Hospitals, clinics and so on are made to attend the ill, not the weak willed.

[Anonymous No.12716499]

>>12716447
a lot of people think they have what it takes to become a physician here but medical school (4 years) is pretty tough so to better predict who can and can't be a good doctor you do premed which is USUALLY some sort of sciencey major like biology,chemistry, neuroscience etc. while you on your own time do shadowing, voulenteering, lab work, and general application building stuff. I say usually because you can technically get a bachelors in any study as long as you take the requirements for medschool classes like chem ochem and stats then you take a evaluation test called the MCAT which is pretty much over all the prerequisite class material and things like reading comprehension.

>How do they check for needed anatomical and physiological knowledge

funnily enough anatomy and physiology aren't even premed reqs and you learn it all in med school IF accepted


>Cause then, what's even the point of pre-med

somewhat explained earlier but the amount of people that start freshman year as pre-med and get accepted to medical school is around 17% but graduation from medical school is like 99%

there is a number of BSMD that take 6 years and you still have to do fairly well in the first 2 years (but less than you would if you want to get into medschool normally 3.5 GPA) but those are reserved for kids out of highschool and it's a fairly uncommon program

[Anonymous No.12716549]

>>12716499
Makes a bit more sense now, thanks. I guess you could see pre-med as a maturation thing as well since you guys tend to be quite young when starting uni (although that's an entire subject on its own) - although it's probably got more to do with university not being free but what do I know.

I do still think it's a weird system with pre-med basically being a detour. I went straight to uni (with the gap years to travel n' shit) and have 3 years bachelor and 3 years master after which I'm a doctor. The bachelor's mainly focused on the "healthy" human body although with a bunch of medicine and disease related stuff sprinkled in and then the masters is focused on actual doctor stuff and treatment with a lot of teaching in hospitals.

The downside to it being free and the only requirement being good enough grades is that every winter annoying sub-20 year old kids start that have no life experience and/or only applied because of the prestige

[Anonymous No.12716566]

>>12715067
Basically what the others said. Too many grads, too low quality of grads (~85% acceptance rate v. medicines 40%), shitty McDonaldization practices (ex. drive through pharmacies), impersonal services like Amazon killing the need for a bunch of pill checkers.

Where I live, we're trying to just make pharmacists mini doctors, so we do a bunch of clinical work, but it's still really, really shitty because we clearly are getting btfo as a profession but everyone just keeps going "lol we can prescribe now". I wish I had gone into med, but I can't now because my school artificially deflates our grades so we can't escape.

[Anonymous No.12716588]

>>12716499
>med skewl is tuff gyise I swurr
>>end up doing insurance allowed lab-b4-PE-medicine
So this is the famous americunt chronic fluoride poisoning I've been hearing about.

[Anonymous No.12716637]

My wife has HSV-1 and gets recurrent outbreaks. Idk how she got it. I feel like I probably have it, I got cold sores like twice before in my life but none since. I have made out with 2 girls in my life, her and my ex. She kissed 2 guys before me. did i really give her it? she gets outbreaks every month and i feel fucking terrible

[Anonymous No.12716668]

>>12716637
Your wife is a whore and has definitely kissed more than two guys.

[Anonymous No.12716675]

>>12716668
care to expand? seems unlikely that she would lie to me about it but I'm open to having my mind changed if there's a concrete reason

[Anonymous No.12716690]

>>12716637
>Idk how she got it
Tyrone does.

[Anonymous No.12716704]

>>12716637
From wiki but could prob find a better source with more than 2 seconds of googling:
>[HSV-1] is very common and contagious; about 67% of the world population under the age of 50 has Human alphaherpesvirus 1. It is often acquired orally during childhood. It may also be sexually transmitted, including contact with saliva, such as kissing and mouth-to-genital contact (oral sex).

A lot of people acquire it in childhood without knowing it since it can lay dormant. Or either you have it as well without symptoms and infected your wife or your wife could have gotten it from kissing without it breaking out until now. It sucks I guess but don't believe the other anons. They just have a hard time adjusting to people in healthy relationships.

[Anonymous No.12716712]

>>12716704
>>12716690

this may be a dumb question but why does she have symptoms and I don't? we've been kissing/having sex for years.

[Anonymous No.12716717]

>>12716712
Some combination of her genetics predisposing her to outbreaks and environmental factors promoting outbreaks. Whereas you are the opposite.

Now give me $100 for the medical advice I just gave you.

[Anonymous No.12716746]

>>12716717
>$100
You don't really medicine, don't you?

[Anonymous No.12716834]

>>12716746
>hurr durr what is different currency rates
>hurr durr what is inflation
>hurr durr what is hyperbole
/med/ low IQ confirmed

[Anonymous No.12716969]

>>12716566
If it is so bad then why is it that people who even graduated from shitty schools in the middle of nowhere can find a job?

[Anonymous No.12716999]

lonely

[Anonymous No.12717017]

Give me one GOOD reason why people start smoking and don't give me the socialization bullshit, that means they're just retarded and can't make friends and it has nothing to do with cigarettes. And fuck the stress relieve, that's another load of bullshit.

It makes you stink, stains your teeth, fucks up your CV, pulmonary, urinary systems to no fucking avail.

Do you guys now the feeling of being indoors, let's say a resident's room and one of them is coming back from a deathstick and smells like a fucking corpse in an incinerator. Fuck them and their cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.12717026]

>>12716462
Based. Hospitals and docs are mean't to provide quality of life - not extend it into frankenstein land. Same goes with end of life. If I have some nursoid refuse to give me my 30 of dilaudid when I'm dying of end stage cancer I'll fucking ring her throat with the last of my strength. Let me fucking die not in pain and in peace, to hell with staring at the ceiling in gruelling pain.

[Anonymous No.12717045]

>>12712070
BJJ in case the nursoids want to fuck around. I started wearing a Gi instead of white coat to clinic and nobody has noticed. So far nobody has challenged me; wise men indeed.

[Anonymous No.12717046]

>>12716999
trips of permanent inceldom
it's over
why won't God give me emo autist gf?

[Anonymous No.12717162]

>>12717017
>What are nicotine receptors
I hope you never graduate, tranny retard peat gavel.
>>12712070
I like sitting in the front porch and drink tea while gardening. A couple mockingbirds nested by my house and gets really peaceful.
I do powerlifting, read international literature, carve wood, walk with my dogs, learn russian and play Team Fortress 2.

[Anonymous No.12717186]

>>12717162
>t. NP
shut your pussyhole up retard

[Anonymous No.12717187]

>>12715924
I've been holding my cum ever since puberty.

[Anonymous No.12717189]

>>12717162
after you listed your hobbies, I think I know who you are, you radiology nigger fag, great job doxxing yourself you plebbitor.

[Anonymous No.12717206]

>>12717162
https://www.reddit.com/user/Altare21/

Found you, slut. How come you're so nice on reddit but you can't be civilised in here? Dumbass radiologists, I swear to god. Your dogs are cute tho, post your wife too.

[Anonymous No.12717232]

>>12717046
all women are disappointment so far. and i am disappointment to some of them. uuggh.

[Anonymous No.12717259]

>>12717206
>How come you're so nice on reddit but you can't be civilised in here?
I'm not that guy
>Your dogs are cute tho
They're English Bull Terriers. They're anything but cute.
>post your wife too
I don't have even gf. Fuck you for reminding me and fuck you twice back 2 reddit.
Truth is it's impossible to doxx me. I don't have any MS social media. I only exist in Steam, Pinterest and Telegram.

[Anonymous No.12717267]

>>12717232
>types like esl
>is in medicine so probably a pajeet or asian
>thinks he's only disappointment to SOME women
take the blackpill, anon
look up dating and marriage statistics by race

[Anonymous No.12717269]

>>12717259
post your telegram for auto-doxxing then faggot.

[Anonymous No.12717365]

>>12716969
1. Anecdotal evidence, retard.

2. Just because you have a job doesn't mean it's a good job

[Anonymous No.12717375]

>>12711688
Not the water, the water bottles

Too much BPA and now you have gyno

[Anonymous No.12717376]

>>12717365
>counting pills for six figs at minimum is not a good job

What would you rather?
>inb4 Computer science
Have fun getting replaced by Pajeet in 2 years, 5 years tops.

[Anonymous No.12717526]

>>12717017
Because it makes people like you seethe. Nothing better than lighting up in my white jacket and watching peoples eyes pop out of their sockets.

[Anonymous No.12717602]

>>12717187
if you don't use it, you lose it then. Lmao. start cooming to hot girls 1x a week and see if that works? Convince yourself youre a chad and maybe youll trick your pituitary to make extra hormones. lmao worth a shot at your state

[Anonymous No.12717612]

>>12712070
I spend a lot of time in the gym lifting weights. I enjoy it a lot, /fit/ is the only other board I browse.
On the weekends I sometimes have shit with the homeguard (euro national guard basically) I'm in an assault platoon and they use me mostly as a medic unless it's a big exercise where they'll usually stuff me into a field hospital where I can drink my coffee and go sleep in a bed. Medically it's mostly just hemorrhage, which even conscript medics can deal with, I'm mostly there to decide what drugs to give people.
>any hobbies
Mostly lifting, I like to cook too so I am in the kitchen alot

Unironically started casually seeing a ped nurse last week, her place is a fucking mess so I don't like being there but she's hot. Think I have a picture of her place on my phone

[Anonymous No.12717635]

>>12717206
bruh wtf how did you know it was him? all he did was say some gay shit and your gaydar went off.

[Anonymous No.12717645]

>>12717206

[Anonymous No.12717649]

>>12717259
>you just know

[Anonymous No.12717658]

>>12717267
there so no need, my dude

here you go XXian-chan
>>12717232

[Anonymous No.12717659]

>>12717376
>Have fun getting replaced by Pajeet in 2 years, 5 years tops.
Ironically the fate of most pharmacists as well >:)

[Anonymous No.12717679]

>>12717658
>white men the highest responses for women
>black men lowest
>All men lowest responding to black women
How fucking old is this data?

[Anonymous No.12717710]

Do you guys think she fucked doctors too?

[Anonymous No.12717759]

>>12717679
https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/11/30/247530095/are-you-interested-dating-odds-favor-white-men-asian-women

https://qz.com/149342/the-uncomfortable-racial-preferences-revealed-by-online-dating/

https://psmag.com/social-justice/online-dating-shows-us-cold-hard-facts-race-america-71552

[Anonymous No.12717790]

>>12717710
>sleeping with nurses

[Anonymous No.12717820]

>>12717759
>Nearly a decade old data
Get that shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.12717829]

>>12716416
Anon are you me? Im not as far in the game as you but your early shit sounds just like me. I wasnt gifted or anything but I breezed past school and during the last two years of high school I became a lazy fuck who skipped school because I didnt care and it was impossible for me to fail. Moved to rural centex, went to community college for a year, fucking bombed all my grades because I was some retard who couldnt commit and to boot was focusing on a fucking history degree. Left for 2 years wageslaving and living with Mom. Wised up and realized I cant do an arts thing unless I want to stay in academia, considered a trade but knew I would be miserable because I wouldnt care about it, so recently I decided to say fuck it and go for a med field since I still care enough to be interested and something better than an arts degree. Im hoping to start school again this summer, applied for 2 four years but if it doesnt work out since my grades were low when I left I'll go to CTC. Good luck anon, from the sound of it we went through a similar thing albeit yours sounds more serious, keep that motivation up.

[Anonymous No.12718014]

Help me
I've already seen a doctor, went to an urgent med clinic, they wrote a script to get labwork and ct scan done

Today around 4 hours ago, I started getting some bad cramps in my intestines. It FEELS like fecal impaction, I was normal all night last night and normal this morning, and then I started feeling like I was SUPER constipated, and after feeling super bloated, I did fart alot and the pressure has since gone away. But I had serious bloating and cramping, went to urgent care, doctor asked some questions about when I last pooped, which was maybe 2 days ago I cant remember, and the nurse asked if I ate alot, in which case I cant say anything too unusual, it's not like I had two buffets in a single night.

What in the world is wrong with me? Some severe impaction over 2 nights of random valentines candy? Was it really just concentrated gas and it'll go away? They injected some painkiller shot which hurt and now i guess I feel better but sitting in the wrong position does make it feel like Im compacting the poop even more. I just farted some more, what can I do in the meantime? What do I eat? the doctor said I didn't have to do anything but get the labs/ct scan but it could be another week before I can schedule it what do I do now will I be ok

[Anonymous No.12718032]

>>12718014
nigga

[Anonymous No.12718042]

>>12718032
is it safe to use a saline enema? idk if it's too big a stoll to pass normally, all I knownis that it hurt alot before and now it's calm perhaps because of the painkiller shot, idk what to do when the shot goes away

[Anonymous No.12718233]

/med/bros...
Dad's been coughing up blood and got results from his CT back - consolidation in his inferior left lobe.
Radiologist thinks it's either cancer or bronchiectasis.
He's booked for bronchoscopy...
He looks to me to help him understand what's going on etc. because I study med but I'm a first year pleb and haven't even done respiratory yet so know jackshit.
Spending time with him and doing my best but wish I could do more...

[Anonymous No.12718303]

>>12717602
>have bladder problem
>ask /med/
>just have sex bro

[Anonymous No.12718412]

>>12718042
1 glycerin supp
Unwrap, insert, and hold
Don't stray far from the toilet

[Anonymous No.12718517]

first day on the wards today
it was fun
my ankles hurt from standing so much tho haha

[Anonymous No.12718637]

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21448279/

This is a study on prions being detecting in HCG made from urine. This is the only study about it (I think). Is there really anything to worry about here? Anything wrong with this study? Its been 10 years. From what I understand prions can cause alzheimers and not just CJD and it can take 30 years to even see symptoms.

[Anonymous No.12718688]

>>12718233
dude have him smoke a blunt

[Anonymous No.12718700]

>>12718233
have him suck on your dick. semen soothes respiratory pain. i make all my patients do that, only the cute ones tho haha

[Anonymous No.12718950]

>>12711569
Mommy wanted me to become a doctor or a lawyer but I became a highschool dropout NEET instead. I still live with mommy

t.28 y/o

[Anonymous No.12718979]

>>12718412
Is that all?
Is there no other danger? Just me panicking over some constipation? Should I just eat yogurt and broth for the next few days and try to poo?

[Anonymous No.12719020]

>>12717820
you're right. I'd like to see the data now versus then. There's been a lot more cultural marxism - it'd be interesting to quantify its severity.

[Anonymous No.12719216]

>keep missing arterial and central lines
>even when using the US
AAAHHHHHHH why does this keep happening, it's literally my job in an emergency situation while the boss thinks, orders and calls people.

[Anonymous No.12719218]

>>12718950
God I am glad I'm not you

[Anonymous No.12719247]

Not sure if I should ask this here or on /an/ but what are the associated risks with having a dog who gets out of your property and eats roadkill, rotting meat, etc?

Like, if my dog eats this crap, then breathes on my face a few hours later, am I going to get a lung infection and die or what

[Anonymous No.12719252]

>>12717267
i can't take blackpill, i'm a chad. i just look for more then sex in every relationship and am always dissapointed.

[Anonymous No.12719257]

>>12717679
4chan isn't real life bucko. your worldview has been tampered with.

[Anonymous No.12719263]

>>12718233
don't be hard on yourself, it's ok to admit you don't know something yet and you both can look it up together. best of luck to both of you.

[Anonymous No.12719270]

>>12719216
you might need to do something else dude... i also suck at it and moved to a position where i don't do them anymore.

[Anonymous No.12719348]

>>12718637
I'm going to bed friends. This is related to me actually since I'm in a position where I either have to choose hcg, hcg + test, or test only... And getting any sort of prion disease is not worth it, but then again maybe it's not actually a big deal.

[Anonymous No.12719739]

>>12717612
>ped nurse
>nurse

[Anonymous No.12719802]

Waiting for a scan and then surgery. But can some med anon answer: is it common for an inguinal hernia to cause pelvic pain?

[Anonymous No.12719863]

>>12719802
Not that common but it can happen
Now go ask your GP you nigger

[Anonymous No.12719890]

my mom just ate Hershey kisses until her blood sugar was 600. Feels bad Frens

[Anonymous No.12719944]

>>12719890
There are quicker ways to sudoku.

[Anonymous No.12720150]

Tangentially /sci/ and /med/ related; I'm taking my mouth/tooth health a lot more seriously now. My brushing technique is sloppy with manual brushes, so I think getting an automatic/electric brush is beneficial. I'm thinking about buying a really nice electric toothbrush. Is something like this top of the line Curaprox electric brush worth it? I'm using an old Oral-B Pro 1000 currently. Also, what ingredients should I avoid in toothpaste? I bought some of that Apagard stuff but it contains SLS, so I'm not gonna use it.

[Anonymous No.12720166]

>>12720150
is this the odontology general?

[Anonymous No.12720188]

FM is the most slept on spec

[Anonymous No.12720191]

>>12720150
Theodent is probably the best toothpaste right now. £25, but if you can afford your pic you can afford it. Fluoride and SLS free and the kids version is chocolate flavoured, so you can use it before coffee. There's also the biomin toothpastes ("C" and "F"). They're similar to the sensodyne novamin toothpaste, with the claim that biomin particles are smaller than novamin. One is fluoride free but they have sls.

I have a curaprox manual brush. Polyester is so much nicer than nylon and the bristles actually last longer too. I tried to find polyester heads for my oral-b electric brush, however nobody seems to make them.

[Anonymous No.12720227]

Hi anons, just recently noticed when i lift my left arm what i believe are my ribs seem to shift or stick out while my right arm doesn't seem to affect them at all, it might also be related to the odd feeling i get on my left side when i breath like my lungs press into something.

[Anonymous No.12720369]

>>12720188
it is. best job market, one of the easiest residencies, fellowships aren't required for a job, and starting pay is now $230-250k for a good chunk of FM jobs

[Anonymous No.12720376]

>>12715072
>caring about prostate cancer when you can be jacked

[Anonymous No.12720382]

>>12714388
Happened to me too. Medicine just doesn't click for me. It's not conceptually difficult at all, but I do not retain information to the same level as others, nor do I make the same links outside of common sense shit.

[Anonymous No.12720390]

>>12712070
Lifting, painting/modelling minis, video games, sports (when they are allowed again), photography, doing absolutely nothing and wasting countless hours on the Internet reading/watching things that have no relevance to my life or future goals but are interesting none the less. I should spend more time on medicine; most of my friends live and breathe medicine (and are in lowkey denial about it)

[Anonymous No.12720482]

I had a stroke over the last couple days. AMA if that's within the rules of this thread.

[Anonymous No.12720508]

How common is it for orthopedic surgeons to wear their space suit? Do they all do it or is it only for some surgeries or some locations? Do they use them all over the world?

[Anonymous No.12720529]

>>12720508
yes, space suit plus lead armor is now the norm to weed out dyels and women

[Anonymous No.12720592]

>>12718979
Nah, there might be other dangers, but I can't diagnose you over the internet and you're not even my patient nigger.

please refer to point 3: >>12711572

[Anonymous No.12720594]

>>12720188
Rural internal medicine that has a clincal practice for family med is the true sleeper residency path choice. Mix in some EM for kicks and you have yourself the making to be a community superhero.

[Anonymous No.12720603]

>>12719247
>Does random wild meat, possibly rotten, carry infectious, possibly contagious, diseases?

[Anonymous No.12720604]

>>12720594
or just go fm and don't suck

[Anonymous No.12720605]

>>12720529
Do you know if they use them in Europe a lot too these days?

[Anonymous No.12720612]

Opioids are the best thing ever.

[Anonymous No.12720615]

what do blisters in the back of my tongue mean? i also have some swollen amygdalas i think

i appointed a doc's visit a few days from now (he's away from town) but I'm really scared because I have trouble swallowing and I feel as though sth is stuck in my neck

please, I'm serious

[Anonymous No.12720616]

>>12720612
>t. addict

[Anonymous No.12720620]

Is there any way to deepen your voice or am I condemned to be a voicelet forever?

[Anonymous No.12720622]

>>12720615
>swollen amygdalas

>>12720620

[Anonymous No.12720636]

>>12720605
pic related is pretty normal setup in Europe

[Anonymous No.12720639]

>>12720594
>that compass

nice try

[Anonymous No.12720642]

>>12720636
>tfw no chainaxes or power armors for residents

[Anonymous No.12720667]

>>12720639
>neurology that high
nice try

[Anonymous No.12720745]

>>12720615
>swollen amygdalas
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.12720751]

>>12720745
>>12720615
oh hes just a frenchie probably

[Anonymous No.12720752]

>>12720639
entire aryan chad should be moved to virgin and surgeries to chad

[Anonymous No.12720754]

>>12720639
Anesthesia is the most based specialty there is, both aryan and chad
Neuro is the most semitic by far

[Anonymous No.12720773]

>>12720639
>premeds being anything but extreme virgin jews

[Anonymous No.12720785]

Post links to pirated textbooks and research papers

[Anonymous No.12720786]

>>12720773
I agree with you on that, premeds are down there with psych. The rest of the chart is accurate

[Anonymous No.12720807]

>>12720785
sci-hub
libgen

don't be a dumbfuck, it's not 2010 any more.

[Anonymous No.12720809]

>>12720785
>He doesn't use the sci hub telegram bot
>He doesn't use telegram bots that give tons of textbooks

Ngmi.

[Anonymous No.12720857]

Pls answer faggots
>>12720620

[Anonymous No.12720892]

>>12720857
fart more

[Anonymous No.12720896]

>tfw 50 year old hematology milf chief is making advances
wat to do bros

[Anonymous No.12720913]

>>12720639
>>12720773
>>12720786
>puting premeds on the chart at all
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.12720990]

>>12720896
She's messing with you so you may serve her purposes better. Don't be a tool. She's not only a woman but also a woman in a (presumably) higher hierarchy than you.
Stay. The. Fuck. Away.

[Anonymous No.12721034]

>>12712298
>>12712306
>>12713440
You're actually talking as if the FBI haven't discovered child snuff films? Must be nice to be so naive.

[Anonymous No.12721096]

>>12721034
>implying the FBI doesn't make child snuff films

[Anonymous No.12721109]

>>12713680

[Anonymous No.12721122]

>>12720990
but shes pretty hot

[Anonymous No.12721152]

>>12721122
I'd recommend a lobotomy to but it appears cooming has already done that.

[Anonymous No.12721322]

>>12720773
shut up. we belong on that chart. accept us you shitards

[Anonymous No.12721364]

>>12721122
you're a shameful midwit. 50 year old book monkey with no eggs is trying to hop your jimmies and all you balls can do is receed. Kill thineself heahten.

>>12721152
Based. tell this faggot how it is. Honestly, being impervious to the whims of pussy clouds whisping you away must be apart of the interview process. No more weak minded nurse seeders - it has to end. Doctors dont mate with their underlings, theyre beneath us idiots.

[Anonymous No.12721398]

>>12721152
>>12721364
>all this incel cope

[Anonymous No.12721501]

>>12721398
Go for it my man. Don't say we didn't warn you. It takes a lot to find a trad wife and anything old and walking with a natural pussy isn't desirable. Since when does anything precious and worthy come falling into your lap? This kid never left high school lmao. The only good woman youll find is one who rejects all modern degeneracy - that 50 year old should 1) already be a grandmother, and 2) is a baren wasteland of problems with miles of cocked pumped through her dilated cock tunnel

[Anonymous No.12721550]

>>12721501
kek, classic seething beta incel, i bet you'd fuck even nurses if you got the chance

she's married with 4 kids btw

[Anonymous No.12721605]

>>12721550
>married with kids
home wrecker detected. Why do you keep giving more reasons to avoid any contact with her?

Also, most of the nurses I'm around are older with kids, or are baren wastelands like I described. It's pretty clear when the ones with rings are opening their phone to text their kids/husband, while the barren nursoids are flipping through tinder for their new chad. They're beyond help and think this lifestyle is sustainable, when it's not, while trying to justify their actions to others. This is actually rare, because rarely a woman at the unit will be accountable for their actions.

[Anonymous No.12721652]

>>12721152
>>12721364
kek, imagine trying to be doctor and connect with people and also being a autistic space alien

also btw this guy is not me
>>12721398
>>12721550
but i she is married and i already said milf
t.>>12720896

[Anonymous No.12721661]

>>12721122
I would much rather fuck a nurse than a fucking 50yo infertile meme specialty woman
>t.has fucked nurses

[Anonymous No.12721695]

>>12721605
ah the classic product of a broken home, the seething incel

[Anonymous No.12721701]

>>12721550
>cheating whore
not even surprising in the slightest

[Anonymous No.12721733]

>>12721661
you know, fertility or lack thereof doesn't actually make the sex any different, or are you some sort of degenerate coomer who gets off at the thought of making women pregnant with premarital sex

[Anonymous No.12721776]

>>12721701
you say that like it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.12721891]

>>12720896
ignore all these losers, incels and other weirdoes are categorically barred from partaking in any conversations of sexual morals
go for it unless you plan to stick around the place for a longer time

[Anonymous No.12721931]

>>12721891
based moral agency poster

[Anonymous No.12722387]

so which lab tests are necessary to figure out iron defiency

[Anonymous No.12722448]

>>12721701
based and trad pilled. We have to remove this judean morals from our profession.

>>12721695
>>12721652
>>12721550
To Madagascar wit' ye!

[Anonymous No.12722449]

>>12722387
ferritin and transferrine receptor
>inb4 serum iron and tfr saturation

[Anonymous No.12722472]

>>12722448
you wouldn't know tradition if it bit you in the ass

[Anonymous No.12722492]

>>12721733
enjoy dumping literal tractor lubricant in that BARREN WASTELAND to make those beat up walls a little less flakey.

[Anonymous No.12722508]

How do I get a doctor to check my hormones? If my T is low I want to fix it. I have many symptoms but the first doctor I tried told me to just pull on the old bootstraps and give my gyno a firm handshake. He refused to do any tests and gave no advice or treatment.

[Anonymous No.12722528]

>>12722472
Are you the '50 year old milf' ?

[Anonymous No.12722589]

>>12722508
there are actually doctors here? no wonder the hospitals are SLOW. Keep asking. they'll cave eventually. This is how I get my orders filled im a nurse. Finally got a break and checked this place out. seeks terrible.

[Anonymous No.12722651]

>>12711569

Why are medicinists so against the rigourous approaches seen in physics and engineering disciplines?

They don't even understand poop. How have they failed so hard at dealing with C-Diff? Full gut flush and replace with a fresh package of bacteria, simple???

They haven't even figured out constipation. Any constipation can be solved with a big bowl of mashed potatoes or soft rice. They don't even measure rate of water transfer along the colon.

Medicine could be better.

[Anonymous No.12722662]

>>12721733
Sex is good for you and you should have it, but with people of similar age, not a near pensioner dilated by a baby. It will be like trying to fuck a euthanazia handshake.

I would rather have sex with a nurse the same age as me than someone old. It has nothing to do with fertility.

[Anonymous No.12722688]

>>12722508
based doc

[Anonymous No.12722727]

>>12722589
>im a nurse
begone, tranny nursoid

[Anonymous No.12722728]

>>12722662
you are the one who brought up fertility

[Anonymous No.12722760]

>>12722651

[Anonymous No.12722859]

>>12721733
I can tell you have never had sex. At a certain point the body's natural fluids and lubricants stop. Having sex with a 50yo is either going to be like eating cereal without milk or you're going to have to pour lube on constantly.
I'm not a gynperv though so

Also if she's had kids it's going to be double fucked

[Anonymous No.12722899]

>>12722589
Don't you have a catheter to put in?

[Anonymous No.12722909]

>>12722651
>le ebin algorithm for allamirite guise?!?
Ok retard. Name a single relevant math discovery/paper in this century.
No. Circlejerking with philosophy-tier theories doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.12723037]

>pt has thrombocytopenia (58) and stiffness in the left leg
apparently a hematological case wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.12723129]

>>12722859
>implying that all >40 female docs aren't on estrogen and doing kegels

[Anonymous No.12723246]

>>12723037
Are the distal pulses ok? Are they even on both legs? Anything relevant on the physical examination?

[Anonymous No.12723437]

>>12722909
>Name a single relevant math discovery/paper in this century.

https://care.diabetesjournals.org/content/17/2/152.abstract

They operate within their own "elite" club of advanced herbologists who do little more than empty their wallets for what the bigpharma chemists tell them to buy.


They're good at reading long books and memorising words. I'm not convinced medical doctors do much more than educated guesswork.

[Anonymous No.12723499]

>>12723246
nothing really, no signs of bleeding, no pain, no swelling. the left leg is stiff overall and there is muscle weakness at the ankle level, has continued for a week, all pulses fine and symmetrical, some surgeries for disk prolapses over a decade ago

[Anonymous No.12723605]

>>12722859
>eating cereal without milk

>>12722492
>tractor

[Anonymous No.12723638]

>>12713982
At my workplace like 80% were sick as a dog for about 24 hours with onset 10 hours after 1st astrazenica injection and reported in sick. Media hardly reports it.

[Anonymous No.12723693]

>>12723638
I really don't know what they expected from a vaccine made by anglos

[Anonymous No.12723727]

The longevity handbook:

Almost no sex and moderate exercise, just enough to keep the machinery working without having to put your metabolism on overdrive-

Diet: 20% meat (of which most should be fish) an 80% vegetals. No grain, no sugar, no inflammatory foods.

Except for daily exercise, save your energy, and only dedicate it to study. The brain doesn't use up that much energy, so your caloric requirements should be pretty low. 1200 to 1400 as a male, and 1000 to 1200 as a female.

Live long and prosper.

[Anonymous No.12723765]

>>12722492
holy shit, I'm dying.

[Anonymous No.12723829]

>>12723727
>1200 to 1400 as a male
An emaciated twinkshit wrote this
Working out and becoming big and juicy is especially important as a doctor because arms look massive in scrubs. The nurses go crazy too, which is good if you remember that nurses are for cummies

[Anonymous No.12723878]

>>12723829
Epic. Go back to >>>/fit/ , teenager.

[Anonymous No.12723902]

>>12723829
I'm getting second hand embarrassment from this post.

[Anonymous No.12723919]

>>12723902
You're not alone

[Anonymous No.12723973]

>>12718014
ct scan for that weak shit?

[Anonymous No.12723979]

>>12723878
cool, 1RM?

[Anonymous No.12724016]

How can pain be measured, how is it determined to be excessive or not?

Take working out or a physical job as an example. I would expect pain and soreness for the first few weeks as a body adjusts but this should subside. If after 12 weeks of this physical routine the pains keep getting worse, is there something wrong?

What is one meant to do if the average doctor doesn't appear to have a clue what the next step should be? What language to use? I know that even the smallest mention of a fact you found online will kill their doctor-boner and they will be even more unhelpful.

[Anonymous No.12724027]

>>12723878
>>12723902
kek, never going to make it

t. diff

[Anonymous No.12724035]

>>12723727
>20% fish
>1200 to 1400 as a male

Are you a 3ft tall jap?

[Anonymous No.12724050]

>>12724027
>Cringe frogposter
Heh, now how does that not surprise me?

[Anonymous No.12724083]

>>12724050
>t. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

[Anonymous No.12724085]

>>12723878
>>12723902
ngmi
>>12723829
Are you asian by any chance?
1200-1400 as a male is going to put you in perfect form for Halloween 2021 if you want to go as an Auschwitz inmate

[Anonymous No.12724097]

>>12724035
If you had any brain you would've asked 20% of what. Obviously not 20% of caloric intake, but of mass intake.
I might agree that for taller people the min requirement might be 1500. I'm on the low side of the average, 5'7, and thankful, I really don't need or want more upkeep.

[Anonymous No.12724116]

>>12724097
>the absolute state of manlets

[Anonymous No.12724124]

>>12724083
I guarantee that's under 1K cals, but nice hyperbola.

[Anonymous No.12724130]

>>12724027
>>12724085
dumb retards, both of you. It's about the way the post was formulated, peak cringe.

[Anonymous No.12724138]

>>12724116
Again, go back to >>>/pol/ or >>>/fit/
Nobody cares about your overcompensation

[Anonymous No.12724164]

>>12724130
>/med/ is filled with humourless starving manlets raging about degenerancy and dry vaginas
kek, the absolute state of these threads

[Anonymous No.12724182]

>>12724164
Maybe don't lurk here if you don't like it, genius

[Anonymous No.12724187]

>>12724164
if that's what you call humour...

[Anonymous No.12724192]

>>12724138
maybe with proper nutrition you could have grown to normal height

[Anonymous No.12724203]

>>12724097
If I don't eat 2k calories a day then I literally cannot function.
T. 6'3 210lb ex-lifter

This is why we need enforced fitness standards - stop being weak. You're making the choice to be weak.

[Anonymous No.12724211]

>>12724192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

[Anonymous No.12724217]

>>12724192

[Anonymous No.12724226]

>>12724130
He's obviously just making fun of the auschwitz cosplayer and blowing up the jock shit

[Anonymous No.12724227]

>>12720642
Do you like wearing that suit? Do they only use it on joint replacements?

[Anonymous No.12724234]

>>12724211
i guess you are used to low hanging fruit by now

[Anonymous No.12724237]

>>12724192
made me laugh anon>>12724227

[Anonymous No.12724247]

>>12724227
It's for implants in general

[Anonymous No.12724260]

>>12724192

[Anonymous No.12724270]

>>12724203
>You're making the choice to be weak.
Yes. I don't need physical strength in my job, why would I choose to age faster for no reason other than aesthetics? I don't feel weak, I eat what I need and my body mass doesn't change, I've reached the balance I want.

>If I don't eat 2k calories a day then I literally cannot function.
Yes, I might've understated what some people might need. If you aim for longevity you should also aim to slow your metabolism as much as possible without losing in health. Your lower limit could be 1500 cals or 2k, depends on what's the level of activity you want.

[Anonymous No.12724271]

>>12724097
The physically fit scholar is what you should strive to be

[Anonymous No.12724289]

>>12724270
post body

[Anonymous No.12724290]

>>12724271
go back

[Anonymous No.12724300]

>>12724270
I bet my femur can take a kick better than yours can, bendy bone boy.

[Anonymous No.12724305]

>>12724289
I'm not gonna go take a selfie, like the proper little bitch. You guys do that on >>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.12724330]

NEW
>>12724306
>>12724306
>>12724306

[Anonymous No.12724345]

>>12724300
I'm actually fairly muscly considering that I barely lift, and over 8% of my body mass is fat. But you're free to believe what you will.

[Anonymous No.12724388]

Is this considered barrel chested? 25 and been smoking pot for 2 years. Breathing is fine, no pain or struggle. I mean, I've had a shitty nose all my life so my breathing is probably more laboured than usual but it's normal for me. Width is 11 inches and 8.5-9 inches exhale and inhale at the narrowist point. Is that abnormal when most chests should be a 2:1 ratio for width to depth? Just curious if that's weird for proportions.

[Anonymous No.12724450]

>>12724097
>I might agree that for taller people the min requirement might be 1500

For someone who sits on their dick doing fuck all the entire day?

[Anonymous No.12724464]

>>12724450
For someone who does moderate exercise every day. The bare minimum is around 1200, if you don't do anything physical.

[Anonymous No.12724574]

>>12724182
It wasn't like this before. Bring back Garrett. At least he fucking talked about med-related shit.

[Anonymous No.12724596]

>>12724097
>you would've asked 20% of what.

Why ask for an answer that's obvious to everyone because it's written right there?