/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.12625067]

>ph.d in mathematics
>any job I want
>300k starting

[Anonymous No.12625123]

>>12625067
OP here, decided to start sucking cock!

[Anonymous No.12625208]

>>12625067
>triple integrals

[Anonymous No.12625260]

i believe you

[Anonymous No.12625289]

i'm making 280k as a software engineer, less than 2 years out of a bachelors in CS. this is no longer a meme, it should say 400k or something now

[Anonymous No.12625373]

>>12625123
Based

[Anonymous No.12626469]

>>12625289
Post paystub

[Anonymous No.12626503]

>>12625289
people like you make me wanna commit suicide

[Anonymous No.12628083]

>>12626469
https://www.levels.fyi/ click E4 under facebook
>>12626503
you have to suffer the life of being a code monkey, it's not that desirable

[Anonymous No.12628115]

>>12625208
Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed I know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; I can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but I call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because I was born special that I am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.

Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

[Anonymous No.12628133]

>>12625067
Seems sweet. What are u gonna buy?

[Anonymous No.12629026]

>>12628133
textbooks I will never read

[Anonymous No.12629063]

>>12625067
classic

[Anonymous No.12629071]

>>12625289
Do you live in California anon?

[Anonymous No.12629074]

>>12628083
i choose to believe.
how retarded to I have to be to get e3?
it's always seemed so clicky to attempt a faang transition

[Anonymous No.12629088]

>>12625289
It's a bad tradeoff no matter what, aside for the handful of jobs that absolutely require further education. I still regret not doing a PhD because I like math.

t. 2 years out of bachelors in mathematics, making 240k in boutique m&a advisory

[Anonymous No.12629110]

>>12628115
I love this copypasta

[Anonymous No.12629128]

>>12628115
t. will flunk calc 2 guaranteed

[Anonymous No.12629693]

>>12628115
classic

[Anonymous No.12631984]

realistically, how do I get into the finance market as a math undergrad/PhD-to-be?

[Anonymous No.12631995]

>>12631984
Math phd. Any job you want.

[Anonymous No.12632010]

>>12631995
500k starting

[Anonymous No.12632026]

>>12625067
Classic meme

[Anonymous No.12633928]

>>12628115
Lmao

[Anonymous No.12633985]

>>12625067
You know that doesn't work right?

Once the you solve the firm's critical math problem they will get an intern or robot to just keep solving it and dump you on the street.

And if you try to game them and drag it along then odds are the company will either go under taking your job with them as they couldn't deliver the product based on that math problem by the deadline. Or they get impatient and publicly fire you to defect blame and you get branded as the math guy who can't solve problems which hurts your long term prospects.

Only time anyone pays you that kind of money is because they really need the answer, and those rich power players can't careless about you and sure as heck won't keep you around if you cost that much.

[Anonymous No.12633999]

>>12633985
newfag filtered and detected

[Anonymous No.12634004]

>>12625067
>larp
>post degree with doxxable information blacked out
Nobody on sci has a PhD.

[Anonymous No.12634005]

>>12625067
Fucking hell. I fucking hate my mum, I was going to study maths but that bitch fucking told me to never try maths and apply for medicine instead because medicine you will get hired.
>tfw I just wanted to get a degree in maths/stats and work in finance

[Anonymous No.12634893]

>>12634004
but we have PhD general threads, are they all larps? do you think someone would do that?

[Anonymous No.12634905]

>>12634004
I used to think that too but the futher I get in education the more I believe that there are PhDs browse here in their free time. science academia is a pretty suitable career path for the kind of autist that would grow up on 4chan and jerk off to hentai or furry or whatever

[Anonymous No.12635059]

>>12634905
Yeah. I know for a fact several of my younger professors were very into anime.

[Anonymous No.12635275]

>>12634893
Yes, I've asked for proof of even a bachelor's degree numerous times and always get bs excuses.

[Anonymous No.12635312]

>>12635275
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

[Anonymous No.12635348]

>>12634004
its doesnt take a smart person to get a PhD, smart is just one factor that allows you to be able to obtain a PhD.

Another is schizophrenia, so just by that its a pretty fucking low bar already.

[Anonymous No.12635548]

>>12634905
I have one, and come here to shitpost occasionally
Teehee

[Anonymous No.12635739]

Posting this again

[Anonymous No.12635742]

>>12635739
The timeless relic of /sci/. See you in 2030