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Hey /sci/ducks

I was wondering if there is any scientific way of reducing my odd's of being "friendzoned"?

Shit happens far too often...

>> No.1259623

be a dick?

>> No.1259625

Don't be a faggot

>> No.1259626

>>>>>/adv/

>> No.1259631

When you're hanging out with her just whip out your dick. Either she jumps on it or she screams and runs away. Either way, no friendzone for you.

>> No.1259632

Kill every woman you know. Odds of being friendzoned tend to zero. Problem solved

>> No.1259637

rape

>> No.1259638

>>1259623 >>1259631

I don't think I could do these. I'm too much of "nice guy" :/

>> No.1259727

>>1259638

Well, you see there's your fucking problem. Fucking stop it, stop being a "nice guy". You don't have to be a douche bag, just be more brutally honest and make sure you show confidence in whatever you say. And if she acts like a little bitch, just say "I'm sorry, but it's mainly true" or "I could have been a lot more mean about it..."

It may not guarantee your chances of not getting friendzoned, but as long as you're decent-looking, bathe regularly and are not a total fatass, you should be fine.

>> No.1259750

the amount of times you are friendzoned is inversely proportional to how big of an asshole you are.

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1259771

>>1259750

Most girls are willing to put up with an asshole, mainly because they love drama, and "omg, he's soooo protective of me!" attitude.

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1259781

Step your fucking game up, OP.

>> No.1259793

Be there for her when she needs it? And generally be touchy feely with her.


Oh yeah make sure she doesn't have any emotional baggage by way of the really really nice ex boyfriend/the asshole ex boyfriend.

If the asshole exboyfriend is true, keep her preoccupied and do things together as much as you can.

And make little romantic gestures, just little things, just to let her know you're interested.

>> No.1259824

Got friendzoned by same girl 3 times.

She now wants me to be her maid of honor, at her wedding.

Can't wait for them to breakup so I get another shot

>> No.1259833

>>1259824
For a scientific type, your pattern recognition isn't exactly up to scratch.

That said, good luck.

>> No.1259837

>>1259614
1) Be a jerk.

2) Don't major in engineering (they will assume you're a faggot).

>> No.1259914

>>1259824
TROLL. TROLLY TROLL TROLL