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/sfg/ - Space Flight General - "make it HOT AIR EDITION" edition Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:10:48 2021 No.12588909 [Reply] [Original]

Hot Air edition

PREVIOUS: >>12585628

• NR-14 flies, good job Bezos Origin
• SLS hot fire, will probably get delayed
• Some anon had sex a year ago
• You're delusional if you think Starship will fly soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:12:52 2021 No.12588914 >>12588909 >• SLS hot fire, will probably get delayed They want to burn for 7 minutes don't they? I'm interested to see a test of that duration.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:13:34 2021 No.12588915 Link for SLS livestream https://youtu.be/ELHOXi2t3lk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:14:19 2021 No.12588918 >>12588915 >Jan 16, 4:20 pm so they're trying to take a page from Elon's book?

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:16:40 2021 No.12588925
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The DoD should make the Space Force should go star-ship trooper mode to motivate people to join the other branches.

Service in other branches guarantees a ticket to Mars or the Moon. You would have to pay previous batches of sent recruits to build yourself an underground apartment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:17:25 2021 No.12588929 >>12588909 4th for Falcon Centaur

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:20:58 2021 No.12588936 File: 984 KB, 1206x874, Screen Shot 2021-01-16 at 11.20.11 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12588872 what should be done to her in minecraft?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:22:54 2021 No.12588943 File: 25 KB, 458x418, gulag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12588936

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:23:13 2021 No.12588944 >>12588936 She should be ignored, same thing goes for all those twitter idiots. If they lose an audience (or if they lose the attention they seek) they fade away because all relevance has been stripped from them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:24:05 2021 No.12588947 File: 199 KB, 1592x1436, space commie cringe collection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12588936 Many can join her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:25:16 2021 No.12588953 >>12588944 it's too late for that, they are becoming the academic mainstream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:26:41 2021 No.12588962 >>12588936 >>12588947 god I wish people who commit wrongthink get purged

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:27:08 2021 No.12588964 >>12588953 Openly mock and deride anything mainstream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:27:11 2021 No.12588965 File: 577 KB, 576x432, leutenant nerd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lmao watch this shit https://youtu.be/YzUgq14kBwA?t=1360

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:27:22 2021 No.12588967 >>12588947 Fucking delusional jesas

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:27:32 2021 No.12588969 File: 419 KB, 2048x849, EedepDrXYAIlLbZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12588944 My hope is that when the Mars & Moon ticker tape parades happen they'll crawl back into their cave out of fear for public anger.

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Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:29:27 2021 No.12588980
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>>12588967
No, they're envious that others will get to live their dream. So they would rather set the space program back 30 years by not allowing the commercialization. They'll use excuses such as the space treaty as to why we shouldn't do things like space mining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:32:02 2021 No.12588990 >>12588964 THIS, the mainstream always end up behaving retarded, this is true of all orthodoxies including those in academia, in fact moreso in academia than in most fields of life. Reject orthodoxy, embrace competition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:34:59 2021 No.12588998 >>12588909 On one hand, seeing a full-duration SLS core burn go off without a hitch would be cool. On the other, my boundless hatred for it means I'll be disappointed if it doesn't explode.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:36:05 2021 No.12589001 >>12588965 Neat.

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:37:33 2021 No.12589006

>>12588980
What a weird point of view, I hold no delusions about getting to be among the first waves of humans out to space, but I still want that future to come sooner than later because the sooner it happens the more likely it becomes that I could one day leave Earth myself, even if only to LEO.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:37:47 2021 No.12589008 >>12588980 Now that I think about it they're like relatives who try and sabotage a family member's weight loss achievements such as cutting their weight from 400 to 300 in 1-2 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:37:49 2021 No.12589009 File: 656 KB, 828x821, twitter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12588936

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:42:57 2021 No.12589024 File: 1011 KB, 1888x3832, 7686786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589009 It's not just twitter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:45:27 2021 No.12589033 >>12589024 >Slate

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:45:39 2021 No.12589034

One of the engines on the SLS now flew on a shuttle I watched launch live. For me, the coolness of seeing that engine get some more action all this time later outweighs the circumstances that put it in this situation, and I don't mind that these engines are getting expended because they would just be collecting dust otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:46:17 2021 No.12589038 >>12589024 >Zaringhalam Is space even halal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:46:44 2021 No.12589039 Just got in, is the hot fire still on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:48:33 2021 No.12589040 >>12589034 That's pretty cool actually. I hope they left at least a couple in the museums, but yeah it's not like you really need to keep 30 of them laying around for posterity, especially not now that the design got revived just for SLS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:48:42 2021 No.12589042 >>12589039 Stream set to go live in ~31 mins according to youtube.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:48:55 2021 No.12589043 >>12589034 In sweden they started to melt down viking artifacts because not enough storage space.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:49:07 2021 No.12589046 https://twitter.com/JimBridenstine/status/1350527804727828480 >Currently running up to an hour ahead of schedule for @NASA_SLS hot fire test. NASA TV broadcast will now begin at 3:20pm ET. SLS ahead of schedule? wtf? >>12589039 yes

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:50:44 2021 No.12589050 >>12589040 No, you can use them to teach future generations such at engineering schools. None of the shuttles will have actual engines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:51:12 2021 No.12589053 >>12589040 Even if they do simplify the design, it still sucks that new engines are planned for use on SLS. I just have no qualms about the Shuttle engines going on SLS, as long as a couple are preserved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:51:58 2021 No.12589057 >>12589049 Hahahah

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:59:36 2021 No.12589078
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I would love to have a raptor as decoration, better (and maybe less expensive, depending on the artist) than a gay statue.
Speaking of price, imagine if raptors were as expensive as RS-25 engines. Both have more or less the same thrust. The latter is 100.000.000$/u, assuming a generous 50% of margin for Aerojet Rocketdyne, that's a cost of US$50 million. Since SpaceX already made 44 raptors, they would have put 2 billions just for the raptors...

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:00:07 2021 No.12589079
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>>12588965
nice find. Holy shit check out this one: https://youtu.be/YzUgq14kBwA?t=1655

guess the complex helium seal failed in this one. Just wow. It's nuts watching the most stable engine ever made catastrophically fail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:00:09 2021 No.12589080 I wish we could get Big Jim in this general to thank him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:02:05 2021 No.12589083 >>12589078 Raptor costs ~$2 million right now, and is trending down sharply according to Elon.

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:02:14 2021 No.12589084
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>>12589078
>lose a super heavy
>go out of business

>>12589080
/v/ has gotten together to send cards to people before. Everyone contributes a little drawing and/or message: https://mynintendonews.com/2014/06/21/nintendo-treehouse-receives-massive-thank-you-card-from-4chans-v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:02:40 2021 No.12589086 File: 1.18 MB, 2952x3047, KeepBuying.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12588465 >once in a generation test for SLS is the same as a twice in an afternoon test for Starship

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:04:00 2021 No.12589090 >>12589083 There will be a day probably not ten years from now when the average middle class joe could pop on down to Boca and buy himself a Raptor engine like he was buying a fancy car.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:04:17 2021 No.12589092 >>12589079 Holy shit lmao. Yeah they tested the hell out of it to make sure it didn't an hero the entire shuttle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:05:20 2021 No.12589097 >>12589086 If you think Starship did a static fire more than once the other day you're delusional

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:06:00 2021 No.12589099 File: 3.66 MB, 2432x3648, Reliant_Robin_Space_Shuttle_-_Top_Gear_(5963792406).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589090 >on THIS episode of Top Gear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:06:46 2021 No.12589103 >>12589079 >the most stable engine ever made Dude, you think the RS-25 is the most stable engine ever made?? laughing my ass off for real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:06:58 2021 No.12589104 >>12588053 lol >>12589079

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:07:39 2021 No.12589107 >>12589097 SN9 did

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:08:27 2021 No.12589108 >>12588965 The engine at 14:18 is pulling a Raptor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:12:54 2021 No.12589122 >>12589090 >What is ITAR?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:13:56 2021 No.12589124 >>12589097 >>12589107 Take him to the infirmary. He's delusional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:15:49 2021 No.12589135 Starship is dead. Blue Origin is the only option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:16:33 2021 No.12589138 File: 1.50 MB, 1464x1040, 1608246109239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589108 mmmmmm turbopump soup

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:16:45 2021 No.12589139 Blue Origin, SpaceX, Rocket Lab, all of these new space companies are going to fail. Boeing is the only option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:21:27 2021 No.12589147 >>12588909 Redpill me on starship anons? Is it the next big thing? Or an overvalued Ponzi like $TSLA?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:21:30 2021 No.12589148 NASA IS LIVE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:21:31 2021 No.12589150 it's up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:21:32 2021 No.12589149 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELHOXi2t3lk >720p Jesus, Nasa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:21:58 2021 No.12589151 SHE CUTE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:22:37 2021 No.12589154 Will this just be the core stage test or will it include the SRBs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:22:40 2021 No.12589155 >30 minutes until testfire >Big Jim will speak at one point

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:23:06 2021 No.12589156 SHE NOT CUTE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:23:23 2021 No.12589157 File: 2.87 MB, 1650x922, SLS booster test.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589154 Core. SRB was tested last year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:23:38 2021 No.12589159 OH FUCK, A MUTT, BRING BACK THE CUTE CHICK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:24:40 2021 No.12589160 >>12589157 cool, was not aware

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:25:22 2021 No.12589161 >This is a test NOT a demonstration holy cope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:25:29 2021 No.12589162 >this is a test today, this isn't a demonstration NASA pre-cope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:25:50 2021 No.12589163 >after 7 years of Delay, Boeing is finally able to static fire a space shuttle tank

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:25:58 2021 No.12589164 time for them to shill SLS for us

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:26:29 2021 No.12589166 >>12589161 >>12589162 hahahahaha, based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:27:30 2021 No.12589168 File: 76 KB, 634x767, 4estce8p0u061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG JIM SIGHTING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:27:33 2021 No.12589169 >>12589149 There's like some fucking archaic law in the US that all government internet broadcasts must be maximum 720p or something because everything is at that whether it's the fucking president, congress or NASA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:27:45 2021 No.12589170 >THIS ISN'T A DEMONSTRATION, THIS IS A TEST notice how spacex doesn't actually stream something as mundane as a static fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:28:36 2021 No.12589171 >WE WANT TO GO TO MARS Better build a proper fucking rocket then, not this half assed piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:29:56 2021 No.12589172 >Most powerful rocket ever built Why do they continue to lie to us

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:30:21 2021 No.12589173 >>12589171 They're just going to dömp it and buy nuclear starship when they actually want to go

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:30:52 2021 No.12589175 >>12589172 There's a senator right off camera with a gun. If Jim says the "S" word they cut the stream and send him to the gulag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:32:01 2021 No.12589177 >but to do that, we must go TO DO THAT, SLS MUST GO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:33:20 2021 No.12589182 ALRIGHT, IF ANY OF YOU FUCKS MENTION STARSHIP OR SPACEX IN OUR 720p LIVESTREAM YOU WILL BE ANHERO'D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:34:24 2021 No.12589186 File: 323 KB, 1804x2399, ToddHoward2010sm_(cropped).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did Todd write this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:34:34 2021 No.12589187 SLS hydromeme core stage is so lame, getting carried by SRBs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:34:35 2021 No.12589188 >The difference between the tanks OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY HYDROGEN BROS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:34:57 2021 No.12589190 >>12589168 change the text to >I showed you my rocket, now fund me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:35:21 2021 No.12589192 Okay serious question, if this thing explodes today would it be funny? Or would it be bad news for the taxpayer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:36:28 2021 No.12589194 >>12589192 Taxpayer doesn't have a word in it anyways, doesn't he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:36:53 2021 No.12589195 >>12589192 barely noticeable on the taxpayer, SLS and space in general is a very small expenditure, It would be peak comedy, not in a funny way, but in a divine sort of way

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:36:55 2021 No.12589196 >>12589192 it would be funny and it would be fantastic news for the taxpayer because SLS would be canceled

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:37:36 2021 No.12589199 >Starliner uwot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:37:48 2021 No.12589200 They're seriously talking about the engine heritage right before they prepare to kill them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:38:10 2021 No.12589201 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:39:06 2021 No.12589205 TEAM BOEING REPRESENT!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:39:22 2021 No.12589206 >>12589192 Each SLS vehicle is like 2 billion dollars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:39:42 2021 No.12589207 >>12589200 they're fucking rubbing it in

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:39:42 2021 No.12589208 >NASA streaming

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:39:50 2021 No.12589209 File: 124 KB, 1190x912, LOP classified camera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NASA used to be based. Why does it now look like a diversity fair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:40:10 2021 No.12589211 File: 597 KB, 1133x877, rs2555555555555aaaaaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589200 Direct line from the SPACE SHUTTLE! And a direct drop into the sea

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:40:41 2021 No.12589214 >>12589209 Lack of any objective or vision after the space race, of course

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:42:43 2021 No.12589222 >>12589214 >Okay we got the moon, on to Mars! >no, no >Oh okay, then what? >LEO cookie-bakery

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:43:30 2021 No.12589223 >>12589209 Why do intelligent Black women make you so uncomfortable?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:44:17 2021 No.12589227 >more than 1000 companies where's the webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:44:32 2021 No.12589229 File: 220 KB, 415x485, 1602297072072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no. The insides of the core stage looks like it came directly from the year 2003

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:45:11 2021 No.12589235 Any one watching the SLS test? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELHOXi2t3lk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:45:37 2021 No.12589236 >>12589235 Bro everyone here is literally talking about it, read the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:45:48 2021 No.12589237 File: 2.99 MB, 800x1026, SLS contractors.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589227 hahaha brrr

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:46:17 2021 No.12589239 >>12589236 Page was not loaded correctly. My bad. Am rarted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:46:30 2021 No.12589240 This is the dumbest Aerospace livestream in history LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:46:35 2021 No.12589241 why do government streams smell bad compared to private company streams?

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:46:52 2021 No.12589242
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>>12589223
Didn't mean to come across as racist; just annoyed that they have these non-STEM social media hires to try and look "hip" even though their social media is horrible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:47:08 2021 No.12589243 >>12589237 How is this even possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:47:38 2021 No.12589246 >they’re already getting delayed Come on guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:48:03 2021 No.12589247 File: 280 KB, 522x272, sls daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SLS body pillow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:48:41 2021 No.12589250 >>12589247 lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:48:50 2021 No.12589251 Why do they keep calling it a new rocket? Isn't rs25 like 30 years old?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:48:53 2021 No.12589252 >>12589247 Holy shit, where can I buy one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:49:02 2021 No.12589254 How long?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:49:36 2021 No.12589258 >SLS is like a human being Yeah, and it likes to be addressed by the name Frankenstein lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:50:05 2021 No.12589261 >>12589243 When you have a mandate to employ every state.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:50:22 2021 No.12589263 >wake up >check sfg >lots of commotion >w-whats going o-on? >a fucking engine test why does anyone care

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:50:33 2021 No.12589265 >>12589122 Get the FUCK out of my country noncitizen!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:10 2021 No.12589266 >talking over comms fuck you nasa

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:12 2021 No.12589267 >>12589242 >I-I'm not racist! Here's a picture of my favorite based black person!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:17 2021 No.12589269 >>12589263 big rocket go brrr

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:25 2021 No.12589270 >A NASA engineer on the SLS Green Run broadcast says teams are working through some unspecified issues on the B-2 test stand at the Stennis Space Center

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:40 2021 No.12589271 >>12589263 This is the only time we'll ever get to see SLS light up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:42 2021 No.12589272 >>12589258 akshully, it's called Frankenstein's Rocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:47 2021 No.12589273 >>12589263 Because if something goes wrong we will all laugh, and if something goes catastrophic this general will go to page 9 in a matter of seconds because of the memes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:51:59 2021 No.12589274 i am that racist guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:52:31 2021 No.12589276 >official stream allowing chat that's bold of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:52:46 2021 No.12589277 >>12589263 it'll be funny if it explodes >>12589270 I don't know if anyone actually expects them to fire the engines today desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:53:11 2021 No.12589278 >>12589263 Happens once a decade for NASA. For SpaceX its almost a weekly/monthly thing now. You've been spoiled by SpaceX

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:53:26 2021 No.12589279 >>12589263 It might blow up and that would be fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:53:43 2021 No.12589281 File: 25 KB, 500x415, chris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589267 What are you gaining from this anon I'M JUST ANNOYED AT NASA

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:53:47 2021 No.12589282

>>12589227
This reminded me I once went to a relatively small shop/factory which was making gears for various stuff, including Ariane (or Vulcain maybe), they had a clean room for this because you don't want to put grease stains on gears which will swim in LOX.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:53:51 2021 No.12589283 >"let's turn it over to mission control" >doesn't

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:53:54 2021 No.12589284 the less "racist" society has become the worse it has become in every measurable way, scientifically speaking racism is a good thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:54:11 2021 No.12589286 File: 323 KB, 1600x1066, tell me lies.. tell me sweet SLS lies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ptPdlVAwFg# Any year now guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:54:26 2021 No.12589288 File: 154 KB, 457x336, 1329173512483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4 shit goes boom

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:54:47 2021 No.12589290 >>12589267 nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:55:47 2021 No.12589293 File: 36 KB, 398x378, 1595118541540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589288

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:55:55 2021 No.12589294 >>12589267 Dilate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:56:06 2021 No.12589295 >>12589243 >Kiah!? >IS THIS THE POWER OF OLDSPACE?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:56:16 2021 No.12589296 dubs and BOOM :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:56:31 2021 No.12589298 God the Nasa stream is pure cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:56:45 2021 No.12589301 >>12589243 Advanced Jewry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:57:39 2021 No.12589303 >half the stream is reading twitter kill me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:57:40 2021 No.12589304 you will not be racist you will eat the bugs you will use a $2 billion non-reusable rocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:57:50 2021 No.12589307 File: 70 KB, 250x411, 1610328202580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589288 checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:57:56 2021 No.12589308 File: 1.57 MB, 1080x1196, 9eqfnz9rkd151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589241 Tragedy of the commons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:58:37 2021 No.12589309 File: 23 KB, 416x416, unfortunate pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589288

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:58:37 2021 No.12589310 I legitimately hate w*men

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:58:46 2021 No.12589311 >SLS theme song https://youtu.be/2Ko9TpduOhE?t=106

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 15:58:55 2021 No.12589314 >>12589272 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:00:05 2021 No.12589317 >they FINALLY shut up now watch as mission control has nothing to say until they come back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:00:06 2021 No.12589316 File: 26 KB, 614x264, With no survivors.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589304 And I will bring down thins rocket, with no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:00:12 2021 No.12589318 >>12588909 >Estronaut justifying sunk cost fallacy in real time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:00:38 2021 No.12589319 >>12589311 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5j8lz4oD4Q

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:00:58 2021 No.12589321 >>12589317 this sound of hissing is better than listening to their lame PR spiel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:01:15 2021 No.12589323 the only good thing SLS could actually be used for is as a massive wet workshop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:01:29 2021 No.12589324 File: 202 KB, 360x360, setc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589311 https://youtu.be/mnKUd6vQzjw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:01:35 2021 No.12589325 >>12589318 TEAM SPACE XDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:01:40 2021 No.12589327 >Stupid Twitter Q&A >Now it's just Wooshing noise >Not even control voices Just blow up already and save us all the hassle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:00 2021 No.12589328 they better not talk during the test...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:05 2021 No.12589329 File: 153 KB, 384x390, 1602696851274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not even a countdown timer on screen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:15 2021 No.12589330 >Camera timer said 16:21 >Its 16:00 Welp, this is fake video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:28 2021 No.12589331 >hiss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:30 2021 No.12589332 hold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:33 2021 No.12589333 HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:35 2021 No.12589334 >>12589090 now that is the future i want

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:39 2021 No.12589335 >>12589317 lmao called it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:45 2021 No.12589336 >HOLD AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAIUASFIUHSDHIOUNGSIDHOAHODIGF

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:02:47 2021 No.12589337 >...and reminder! we are in a DYNAMIC situation C O P E O P E

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:02 2021 No.12589339 >Hold Scrubadub this thing or just fucking blow it up and save us the fucking hassle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:07 2021 No.12589340 HOLD HOLD HOLD OH NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:08 2021 No.12589341 >7 years delayed >they still call a hold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:09 2021 No.12589342 >hold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:14 2021 No.12589343 File: 625 KB, 645x945, pepegun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:32 2021 No.12589344 This dude's whole career hinges on defending anything that happens to this core stage today lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:33 2021 No.12589345 shuttle never had holds

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:47 2021 No.12589346 >hold HOLD IT FOR ANOTHER DECADE WILL YA TONY HAHHAA!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:52 2021 No.12589347 >>12589337 >and that's OKAY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:03:56 2021 No.12589350 >>12589345 uhhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:04:04 2021 No.12589351 >>12589343 >raptors

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:04:22 2021 No.12589352 JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST JUST >JUST

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:04:58 2021 No.12589353 >>12589336 >>12589339 >>12589340 their last fucking WDR had to abort due to an abnormality. Of course the actual static fire wasn't going to pan out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:05:01 2021 No.12589354 >so say this hold is lifted God I hate this safe language crap. FUCK YOU NASA!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:05:06 2021 No.12589355 >>12589341 >paper rocket concept since the mid 80s >still can’t hot fire in the early 2020s OOOOOF

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:05:10 2021 No.12589356 >>12589345 Yeah they just blew up with 7 people on board a couple times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:05:25 2021 No.12589357 >let's say they lift the hold even the commentator doesn't think it's gonna happen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:05:33 2021 No.12589358 >>12589345 Were you even born for the shuttle era? It was weeks of holds and scrubs before blowing people up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:05:57 2021 No.12589359 >>12589356 sovl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:06:54 2021 No.12589363 >>12589356 Hahah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:06:56 2021 No.12589364 >you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:07:00 2021 No.12589366 Why is the audio so low on the stream? Can't NASA do anything right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:07:07 2021 No.12589367 >This is a dynamic situation

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:08:12 2021 No.12589369 >>12589311 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:08:15 2021 No.12589370 >In a minute >In 10 minutes >Maybe in another 7 years Remember lads this is a dynamic situation

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:08:32 2021 No.12589373 File: 59 KB, 1196x289, 1606829770581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:04 2021 No.12589375 File: 1.83 MB, 1920x1080, justsls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589352 You called?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:07 2021 No.12589376 >FFFFSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIHHHHHSSSSSISSSHSHHSHSHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:14 2021 No.12589377 Not to defend SLS, but you guys do realize that this is identical to Starship holds, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:23 2021 No.12589378 >>12589311 >SLS theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR-qQcNT_fY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:27 2021 No.12589379 >>12589370 Dynamic Launch System

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:27 2021 No.12589380 File: 177 KB, 767x750, 1588787046541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isn't this thing supposed to fly later this year?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:54 2021 No.12589382 >>12589373 Kill all boomers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:09:54 2021 No.12589383 File: 1.08 MB, 1188x1154, 1588639866468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NSF is angery

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:10:25 2021 No.12589385 >>12589380 this year is on hold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:10:50 2021 No.12589387 NO LOOP FOR THE PLEBS ONLY HHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:11:02 2021 No.12589388 File: 43 KB, 1196x221, 1599022484504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589382 it's pretty funny watching a big-name NASA boomer dump on current NASA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:11:03 2021 No.12589389 >>12589373 get their asses wayne

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:11:13 2021 No.12589391 >>12589377 Spacex doesn't do webcasts for static fires and for the SN8 it was just a stream with some great camera shots. Everything that is on youtube for static fires is fan driven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:11:16 2021 No.12589392 >>12589380 3 years ago*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:11:24 2021 No.12589394 File: 845 KB, 657x631, unknown (41).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wouldn't it be fun to slide down the flame trench?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:11:25 2021 No.12589395 >>12589373 Haha holy shit, I'm hoping even more that it blows up now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:11:51 2021 No.12589397 >>12589380 It was supposed to fly in 2014 then 2017 then 2018 then 2019 then 2020 now 2021 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:12:05 2021 No.12589399 File: 623 KB, 1196x994, 1580232282746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589389

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:12:06 2021 No.12589400 KEEP IT DOWN IN THE CONTROL ROOM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:12:19 2021 No.12589401 >T-40 minutes OHNONONONO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:13:36 2021 No.12589403 >>12589401 Well at least it's a countdown

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:14:18 2021 No.12589405 So are going or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:14:25 2021 No.12589407 File: 65 KB, 1196x339, 1608883212361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rekt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:14:29 2021 No.12589409 File: 40 KB, 800x450, 1586784916838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Estronaut currently shilling for NASA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:14:34 2021 No.12589410 This core stage doesn't even look cool. Kitbash scrubber: the rocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:14:50 2021 No.12589411 >>12589399 Wait, are they using refurbished engines for this? Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:14:56 2021 No.12589412 >>12589403 Not yet they announced the countdown to the countdown

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:15:23 2021 No.12589414 >>12589410 Kitbash Scrub System

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:15:34 2021 No.12589415 >>12589411 even better , they use the engines that actually flew on the shuttles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:15:35 2021 No.12589416 Wouldn't it be funny if they forgot to strap it down

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:15:56 2021 No.12589417 >>12589411 anon...i have some bad news....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:15:56 2021 No.12589418 >>12589388 Yeah where is he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:15:58 2021 No.12589419 >>12589412 oh wait nvm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:16:02 2021 No.12589420 >>12589411 Only way they could get congress to sign off on a rocket, reuse existing technology AND hardware.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:16:21 2021 No.12589421 >>12589411 It was mandated by law. Funny enough, SLS has been delayed so much that they have already built a whole new set of RS25's. But it is still mandated by law to use the shuttle engines so they are going to use them and destroy them anyways

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:16:25 2021 No.12589422 File: 2.51 MB, 1280x720, 1580084459731.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at least its not a penis rocket

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:16:28 2021 No.12589423

>>12589411
Do you want to be even more angry?

SLS has the dV to put the entire core into a stable orbit. It takes the historic shuttle engines half way to GEO, and then dumps them in the ocean. They could leave the RS-25s in orbit for later recovery, but actively choose not to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:17:06 2021 No.12589425 >>12589411 So that they can shill SLS as "reusable"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:17:28 2021 No.12589426 >>12589423 wtf? why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:17:41 2021 No.12589427 This inane verbal confirmation of versions of things on the loop is almost making me wish for the inane PR commentators again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:17:48 2021 No.12589429 >>12589422 >all that debris floating around inside yikes yikes yikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:01 2021 No.12589430 >>12589422 looks hazy...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:09 2021 No.12589431 >>12589426 Space is hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:11 2021 No.12589432 >>12589422 So whats with that UFO flying from the left?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:18 2021 No.12589434 >>12589426 So that Rocketdyne can keep getting Govt. money for making new engines

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:19 2021 No.12589435 >>12589409 If he talks shit he risks getting black listed not just from NASA gigs but every affiliated private rocket industry. If you want to hear shit talking watch angry astronaut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:28 2021 No.12589436 >>12589426 NASA can't into space without dumping billions of dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:44 2021 No.12589438 >>12589423 >SLS core wetlab space station never The delays would be quite understandable if that was the case

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:18:59 2021 No.12589440 >>12589422 I can't decide which is worse; the SLS or Benis rogget :D Benis has been in development since 2006, and is sub-orbital, but it's not the "next big thing" so it doesn't matter, but atleast it has flown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:19:57 2021 No.12589444 >>12589434 They aren't making new ones, they're using museum pieces from literal 30 year old shuttle trash bins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:20:41 2021 No.12589446 >>12589440 New Benis is a privately developed toy for the world's second richest man. I'm fine with it. I think it's silly, but it doesn't hurt anyone. SLS actively destroys heritage by existing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:21:44 2021 No.12589449 Why do they need fucking presenters for a TEST FIRE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:21:50 2021 No.12589450 >>12589444 No, worse. THEY ALREADY MADE NEW ONES. Artemis 1 could fly with new build RS-25 engines. They just need to swap them and put the museum engines back in museums. BUT CONGRESS MADE THAT ILLEGAL.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:22:32 2021 No.12589454 >>12589444 Didn't they run out and had to start producing new RS-25s to meet the demands of Artemis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:22:45 2021 No.12589456 >>12589449 There is a whole PR department that has to justify their over blown budget.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:22:55 2021 No.12589458 File: 264 KB, 440x440, 1593369905169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589450

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:22:56 2021 No.12589459 >>12589432 aliens traveled millions of light years to laugh at BO

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:25:26 2021 No.12589470

>>12589444
Rocketdyne have already made new ones, the stated plan is just destroy the remaining shuttle engines for the first few SLS launches.

It's so retarded. Money is laundered out to political buddies and NASA's main rocket program is hamstringed by 30-year old engines

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:26:03 2021 No.12589471 >>12589356 >two times over three decades >because of shit management boo fucking hoo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:26:13 2021 No.12589472 >test expected at 5PM now OHNONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:26:15 2021 No.12589473 >HIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS So much for that one hour you regained, Widenstine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:26:29 2021 No.12589474 >>12589470 >Excited for this HOT Blast

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:26:42 2021 No.12589475 >>12589472 Fuck this, I'm out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:27:04 2021 No.12589478 dubs and abort

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:28:31 2021 No.12589481 >hotfire test It's been rather lukewarm so far

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:28:57 2021 No.12589482 >>12589472 source or you're a fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:29:17 2021 No.12589483 >>12589482 It's on the screen...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:29:33 2021 No.12589485 >>12589482 its literally on the live stream you faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:30:26 2021 No.12589487 >>12589149 Most muricans have iphones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:31:20 2021 No.12589490 File: 140 KB, 816x792, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:32:27 2021 No.12589494 File: 698 KB, 250x250, C4C05F17-0326-45A4-B785-DDA728897D3E.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 30 year old RS-25 engines after being pulled out of the Smithsonian so they can be thrown in the fucking ocean

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:34:12 2021 No.12589499 >>12589490 She looks lonely

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:34:27 2021 No.12589500 File: 55 KB, 722x339, Screenshot 2021-01-16 223353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589490 >SN9 crumbling Is this what Berger was talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:34:33 2021 No.12589502 >>12589490 >dents have actually been getting bigger over the past 2 hours uh oh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:34:35 2021 No.12589503 >>12589490 Bruh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:35:54 2021 No.12589505 Just woke up and seen that SLS is fucking again. How long is the hold from now? Obviously a timer on stream is too hard for a multi billion dollar contract.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:36:03 2021 No.12589507 >>12589487 Lmao apple only has like a 40% market share, and their phones have had a 1125 x 2436 screen since 2017

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:37:01 2021 No.12589510 >>12589490 SpaceX is finished.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:37:04 2021 No.12589511 >>12589505 Theyre in a "dynamic situation"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:38:00 2021 No.12589515 What the FUCK is going on with SN9. Is it going to crumple?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:38:11 2021 No.12589516 >>12589490 like a dented soda can

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:38:23 2021 No.12589517 They're gonna fucking scrub, calling it now. Hell, I called it earlier today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:39:02 2021 No.12589519 >Test expected WITHIN AN HOUR Wew

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:39:21 2021 No.12589520 >test expected within an hour Press X to doubt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:39:25 2021 No.12589521 >>12589490 Maybe that fall over really did hurt it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:39:31 2021 No.12589522 >>12589500 >>12589490 Why not just load three engines onto SN10 and skip SN9?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:40:28 2021 No.12589526 File: 60 KB, 718x71, Screen Shot 2021-01-16 at 1.39.19 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pepe holding wojak at gunpoint.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:40:30 2021 No.12589529 >>12589284 you're not white

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:41:01 2021 No.12589534 >meme tin can crumbling after fucking 2 engines up during static test >refurbished lunar rocket can't even fire its engines Lunar dream is dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:42:27 2021 No.12589536 >>12589490 inb4 delusional muskistan coping

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:42:29 2021 No.12589537 File: 347 KB, 916x1500, N1_1M1_mockup_on_the_launch_pad_at_the_Baikonur_Cosmodrome_in_late_1967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589534 No. There is another.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:42:36 2021 No.12589538 >>12589534 well to defend to tin can it got smashed against a wall. It might have gotten damage that was not visible until the throoost made cracks bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:42:38 2021 No.12589539 >>12589243 is_such_a_thing_even_possible.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:42:50 2021 No.12589542 >inb4 the SLS engine rumble is the final straw that causes SN9 to fold >they're just waiting for the perfect moment

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:43:01 2021 No.12589545 >>12589490 SLS WINS AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:43:01 2021 No.12589546 >>12589449 SLS actually doing something is a big deal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:44:03 2021 No.12589548 >>12589481 cold, even >>12589490 SN8 got dents too, though that one it pretty big

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:44:03 2021 No.12589549 >>12589534 Don't they have like 3 Saturn V's left in a museum somewhere? Why don't they just fuel one up and launch it if they wanna reach the 2024 goal so badly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:44:32 2021 No.12589551 File: 38 KB, 657x527, 1607960416066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589490 Someone might have forgotten to open a valve to let air in. The the partial pressure difference might be causing the steel to buckle in like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:45:11 2021 No.12589552 >>12589542 it'll be the final straw that causes spacex to fold and musk to be arrested for redditry after America's PROVEN super-heavy lifter dispels any notion of meme technology like "'muh reusability"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:45:35 2021 No.12589554 File: 106 KB, 765x510, train.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, if SN9 tips over and SLS fails to fire today we become Locomotive General from this day on

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:46:00 2021 No.12589555 >>12589537 I would have loved to see the N1 achieve orbit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:47:05 2021 No.12589558 Wtf is this niggerposting? SN9 ALWAYS had this dent, it did not get dented today. It's just how the sunlight is reflected off it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:48:07 2021 No.12589563 >>12589490 Yeah, that's interesting. Thankfully this happened to a cheap prototype on a test pad so they can study it and prevent from happening in the future. In a reasonable timeframe, not in 10 fucking years or something. And not for $5*10^10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:48:30 2021 No.12589564 File: 223 KB, 1125x741, 76274EAC-D813-4EAC-8FDB-8C4B0160CE49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589558 SLS shills are coping as hard as they can right now ignore

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:49:21 2021 No.12589566 >Window WHAT FUCKING WINDOW ITS A GOD DAMN STATIC FIRE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:49:27 2021 No.12589567 File: 47 KB, 664x416, 1524171042066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hold again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:49:29 2021 No.12589568 >and whether we are going into the T-10

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:49:36 2021 No.12589569 File: 756 KB, 500x375, 1595188903586.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589490 RIP I guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:49:44 2021 No.12589570 >>12589558 D E L U D E D E R A N G E D

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:49:45 2021 No.12589571
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>>12589537
>"So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Big Jim was wise to hide her from me, now his failure is complete. If SLS won't turn to the dark side of the Moon then perhaps N1 will!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:49:57 2021 No.12589572 >>12589558 You can watch a dent pop in in the video, now everybody is freaking out They haven't evacuated the build site, so IMO it's not a big deal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:50:00 2021 No.12589573 File: 592 KB, 924x520, thesnap.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589558

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:50:12 2021 No.12589574 >>12589564 Will they switch to Cybertrucks any time soon? Or are these personal vehicles for the workers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:50:18 2021 No.12589575 So does the outer cylinder of Starship support the ship or are there internal struts? I would think internal support beams to help get the weight onto the landing legs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:50:21 2021 No.12589576 Damn check out that guys 80s quiff

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:50:53 2021 No.12589578 Nasa chick looks like she doesn't enjoy sex until she's getting fucked really hard She needs a lot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:51:33 2021 No.12589580 >>12589573 oh SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:52:09 2021 No.12589581 TAKING BETS NOW >scrub >RUD >success

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:52:15 2021 No.12589583 File: 67 KB, 637x437, N1-08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589537 What could've been.. I weep..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:52:18 2021 No.12589584 File: 858 KB, 200x267, 1522031075156.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589573

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:53:14 2021 No.12589586 >>12589581 I pray for a RUD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:53:26 2021 No.12589587 >>12589581 I don't want a RUD, I want a FUBAR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:53:41 2021 No.12589588 >>12589573 They unpressurized the vehicle, wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:53:51 2021 No.12589590 >>12589573 It's ogre bros, SLS won.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:53:55 2021 No.12589591 >>12589573 this is actually the origin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:53:58 2021 No.12589593 >>12589573 It's alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:54:28 2021 No.12589595 >>12589588 The vehicle wasn't pressurized today

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:54:47 2021 No.12589596 >>12589581 SpaceX ninjas overwhelming ULA-snipers to cause a RUD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:55:02 2021 No.12589597 File: 190 KB, 600x446, 4cc53a5ae71234a0fd79998a8d2a802f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589573

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:55:06 2021 No.12589599 >>12589536 the correct cope is >well SN10 is ready so who cares

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:55:54 2021 No.12589603 >>12589595 You work at SpaceX? Cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:56:24 2021 No.12589605 >>12589573 just pressurize it and weld a strengthener over it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:56:42 2021 No.12589607 File: 3.86 MB, 3600x1466, ame.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589573 It's over bros. We're never leaving this blue marble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:57:32 2021 No.12589611 >>12589573 SpaceX is finished

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:57:35 2021 No.12589612 >>12589581 Hold until they run out of propellant on site then scrub >test expected within Q1 2021

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:57:35 2021 No.12589613 >>12589581 >if srub/RUD Caused by Being fucking up. RS-25 is probably the most reliable shittle component...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:58:27 2021 No.12589617 >>12589573 Hopefully this will help them make the next ones sturdier so when it takes damage while on another celestial body it will still remain usable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:58:48 2021 No.12589619 >>12589583 Imagine N1 and Saturn-Nova launching together, side by side. Leave this faggot earth and it's gay retarded politics behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:59:40 2021 No.12589621 File: 1.18 MB, 1196x898, 1599845705863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tens of millions of dollars in modifications >will only be used for that purpose once

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 16:59:54 2021 No.12589622
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>SN9 crumbles, SpaceX goes bankrupt after Musk bets his entire fortune on something called "harambecoin" and loses it
>SLS explodes, finally cancelled in March
>...
>America needs a proven launch vehicle...
>Something TRIED and TESTED...
>Something to RESTORE THE SOUL OF THE NATION...
>President Biden makes the call
>fast forward a year
>you're at Kennedy Space Center, eagerly awaiting the launch
>the announcer's voice grows louder
>"T-Minus 10..."
>"9..."
>"8..."
>"7..."
>"6..."
>"MAIN ENGINE START"
>sparks fly out, a cloud of steam rapidly expands as those tried and true engines roar to life once more
>"2..."
>"1..."
>"BOOSTER IGNITION"
>"Liftoff! We have a liftoff! Space Shuttle Atlantis once more climbs to the skies, carrying the first of many modules to facilitate America's return to the Moon!"
>A single tear runs down your cheek
>The soul of the nation has been restored.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:01:07 2021 No.12589623 >>12589564 looks straight out of a commercial

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:01:35 2021 No.12589624 >>12589621 EUS green run is next

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:02:40 2021 No.12589628 File: 124 KB, 1024x768, f40ph shuttle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589554 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:02:55 2021 No.12589630 File: 54 KB, 1196x221, 1592701082202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] as much as Boeing deserves to eat shit I'd really like for Jim to experience one last successful test before he leaves

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:03:05 2021 No.12589631 >>12589490 kek pointed out the dents few days earlier, got told it didn't matter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:03:10 2021 No.12589632 >>12589622 >a tile falls off the orbiter , hits the booster and causes Challenger 3.0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:03:42 2021 No.12589633 Well doesn't look like anything's happening so guess I'll go have a shower. Hopefully I come back to an expanding plume of SLS fragments

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:03:46 2021 No.12589634 >>12589622 >T-00.52 >Screams ring out as space shuttle Atlantis is torn to shreds by a malfunctioning SRB >Biden empties NASA budget into the bronx >US can no longer into space

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:04:44 2021 No.12589636 File: 156 KB, 1196x1044, 1597327107768.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] incoming cope. This one is pretty potent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:05:38 2021 No.12589639 >>12589573 how the heck are they going to fly this 1000 times if steel dents so easily

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:06:16 2021 No.12589640 File: 902 KB, 820x763, shaq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:06:23 2021 No.12589642 >>12589636 Damn, SLS' greatest strenght is HOOOOLDing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:07:09 2021 No.12589646 >>12589639 Not just that, but they're planning to go thinner with the steel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:07:12 2021 No.12589647 >>12589639 this, at least shuttle never had dents

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:07:27 2021 No.12589648 >foreshadowing running out of propellant It is going to get scrubbed isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:07:40 2021 No.12589649 >>12589630 So it's leaking like a motherfucker after sitting and rotting in the stand forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:07:51 2021 No.12589651 >>12589632 >>12589634 Cope. The Space Shuttle is reliable and ACTUALLY reusable, unlike any shitty meme rockets that have been cooked up over the years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:07:52 2021 No.12589652 >>12589622 https://youtu.be/XW-8yCKwhBE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:08:30 2021 No.12589653 >"we have an update" >guy says a lot of nothing >meanwhile mission control is barely audible in the background with actual updates

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:08:45 2021 No.12589654 >>12589648 Yes. And they're probably going to delay the whole fucking program because they need a new core.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:08:52 2021 No.12589655 File: 79 KB, 1200x682, hodl-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589636 JUST HODL ON SLS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:09:16 2021 No.12589657 File: 1.95 MB, 1920x1276, space-shuttle-columbia-hangar-nasa-pic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589647 >shuttle never had dents

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:09:41 2021 No.12589658 I haven't been paying attention, has the SLS test fire happened yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:09:52 2021 No.12589660 File: 44 KB, 500x500, 4u3l58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry this is all planned

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:10:07 2021 No.12589663 >>12589657 It'll buff out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:11:13 2021 No.12589666 File: 985 KB, 480x360, skinner#.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Smoke? Oh that isn't smoke it's vapor. Vapor from the static fire were having today. Mmmm #launchamerica.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:11:43 2021 No.12589668 >>12589636 Watch as I shift into maximum overcope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:11:58 2021 No.12589669 >>12589660 >"we have encountered an 'engineering scenario' down here at stennis" >"requesting another 3 billion dollars"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:13:15 2021 No.12589672 >>12589658 The SLS doesn't need to fire. We know it works, we're just delaying to to give those little tykes down at Boca Chica a chance to play with their toys before a real rocket takes us back to the moon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:13:16 2021 No.12589673 >>12589657 Look at all those parts they can use to make an SLS rocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:13:24 2021 No.12589674 File: 210 KB, 583x474, Screen Shot 2021-01-16 at 2.12.45 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WE ARE GOING! I'm sorry, going where? to the codemonkey hideout?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:13:57 2021 No.12589676 >>12589652 >shuttle is gone >neil peart is gone :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:14:17 2021 No.12589677 >>12589674 WE GAAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:14:41 2021 No.12589678 >>12589674 WE ARE GOING... to the bank to deposit our $20 bil check

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:14:56 2021 No.12589679 >>12589652 Unreal how based this song is. Based enthusiast Rush

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:15:13 2021 No.12589680 >>12589674 it says right there, to the Multi-Payload Processing Facility

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:15:32 2021 No.12589683 File: 105 KB, 667x645, 1592520879984.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589636

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:16:42 2021 No.12589689 >>12589674 >WE ARE GOING >to outsource your jobs to India

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:16:54 2021 No.12589690 >>12589680 oh lol total airhead moment, guess I really am blonde lmao hahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:16:58 2021 No.12589691 >>12589679 >Geddy Lee talks over the comms loop less than SLS presenters do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:17:06 2021 No.12589692 >>12589648 ... can they not recycle? Good god I don't even want to know how much all that hydrogen costs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:17:30 2021 No.12589693 9 MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:17:36 2021 No.12589694 File: 85 KB, 192x187, 1471414158860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >terminal count

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:17:39 2021 No.12589695 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:17:42 2021 No.12589696 File: 61 KB, 584x960, 1607647759294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589674 >>12589677

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:17:46 2021 No.12589697 >I'm not the expert here Then why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:17:46 2021 No.12589698 Start of final terminal count

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:18:03 2021 No.12589699 IT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:18:49 2021 No.12589702 >Starship has to replace engines >SLS about to leap ahead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:19:22 2021 No.12589705 Kek this bitch is being so condescending to Mr. Cowboy Boots

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:19:26 2021 No.12589706 >>12589666 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:19:44 2021 No.12589708 File: 50 KB, 768x672, CA5CA103-ECC4-47F3-AE25-E2969FDE01B8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO NO NO MUSKBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING THEY TOLD ME THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:19:54 2021 No.12589709 >>12589702 well so far SLS is about 4 static fires behind SN9

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:19:55 2021 No.12589710 https://youtu.be/LH-QwK4v0ZI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:19:58 2021 No.12589711 File: 93 KB, 667x645, 1592520879984.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589683 Updated for SLS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:20:04 2021 No.12589712 >SLS has an entire facility to test an engine stage >Elon just builds a scrap metal stand to test rockets in the open

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:20:17 2021 No.12589714 File: 99 KB, 1080x1074, 765a3be078879a59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589696 GAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:20:27 2021 No.12589715 SIX MINUTES

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:20:33 2021 No.12589716
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>>12589666
>Congress I hope you enjoyed this mouth watering dry run
>I thought you said this was a static fire?
>Oh no I said static dryer. That's what we call dry runs here at NASA
>You call dry runs static dryers?
>Yes
>Yes and you call it a static dryers despite the rockets obviously fuelled..?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:20:46 2021 No.12589718 >>12589677 Zeg makker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:20:50 2021 No.12589719 T-5 MINS ACCORDING TO BIG JIM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:20:53 2021 No.12589720 rhetoric over results

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:21:23 2021 No.12589721 >>12589311 https://youtu.be/mfTpjrzas5E

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:21:38 2021 No.12589724 The male announcer sounds kinda stressed out. Is Shelby holding a gun to his head?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:21:47 2021 No.12589725 >hold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:21:49 2021 No.12589726 ANOTHER HOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:21:57 2021 No.12589727 >>12589724 NOAA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:21:59 2021 No.12589728 File: 517 KB, 622x874, 1594170083165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STARSHIP IS SAVED

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:22:02 2021 No.12589729 HOLD HOLD HOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:22:03 2021 No.12589730 BY THE POWER OF ALLAH THIS TEST BETTER BE FUNNY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:22:09 2021 No.12589731 File: 54 KB, 114x196, unknown (42).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SN9 dent is now gone

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:22:15 2021 No.12589732 File: 998 KB, 245x250, 8587025eaa99b3ae5036f528d9937287.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOOOOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:22:25 2021 No.12589734 >>12589666 >>12589716 fucking top kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:22:26 2021 No.12589735 File: 998 KB, 600x895, 1422082072668.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:22:47 2021 No.12589738 File: 190 KB, 1300x1087, 1610026009581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589714

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:23:01 2021 No.12589740 >>12589731 Was it just heat from the sun, and now the temp is going down?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:23:10 2021 No.12589741 >>12589731 Oh, so it's just breathing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:23:16 2021 No.12589742 At least Biden's climate satellites will contribute to exploration by providing payloads for SpaceX. What does SLS contribute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:23:22 2021 No.12589743 >ear protection on god I wish I were that close and god that was a quick 321mark

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:23:45 2021 No.12589745 I swear if they decide to talk during the test run......

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:23:57 2021 No.12589746 >>12589369 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:01 2021 No.12589748 File: 50 KB, 423x613, 1610700626535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pr heads screaming over mission control

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:20 2021 No.12589749 dubs and it blows an engine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:26 2021 No.12589750 File: 159 KB, 2048x1365, 2ousg85ysba61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589728 >>12589731 >>12589732 >>12589735 >chad Starship spontaneously fixes itself on the pad >virgin SLS can't even static fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:32 2021 No.12589751 They finally shut up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:34 2021 No.12589752 They're pumping enough water to drain an ocean

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:34 2021 No.12589753 >>12589745 U know they will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:46 2021 No.12589754 File: 1.77 MB, 1920x1080, RS-25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OK this is cool. I'm excited now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:55 2021 No.12589755 >>12589731 >>12589728 She'll be right

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:24:57 2021 No.12589756 >NASA removes the countdown from stream

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:25:03 2021 No.12589757 >>12589742 A PROVEN super heavy lift vehicle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:25:07 2021 No.12589758 3 min

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:25:13 2021 No.12589759 >>12589745 >We promise to stop talking when control says something Tee hee :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:25:16 2021 No.12589760 t-3 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:25:32 2021 No.12589763 File: 789 KB, 1246x997, bladerunner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never be a real rocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:25:42 2021 No.12589764 nice ambient noises

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:09 2021 No.12589765 Roll for catastrophic RUD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:12 2021 No.12589766 I WANT TO SEE A LIFTOFF

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:33 2021 No.12589767 >>12589490 there it is bros...the "SN9 mishap"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:36 2021 No.12589768 CNET stream doesn't have talkative roasties FYI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:43 2021 No.12589770 it's gonna blow up, I can feel it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:44 2021 No.12589771 Time to see if SLS is up to the task finally

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:48 2021 No.12589772 >>12589765 reroll

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:48 2021 No.12589773 File: 68 KB, 611x584, sls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:49 2021 No.12589774 File: 264 KB, 1080x1557, 747fb602d227d214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589763

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:26:54 2021 No.12589775 >>12589765 I CAN'T BELIEVE SLS IS FUCKING DEAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:27:00 2021 No.12589776 File: 28 KB, 694x1034, estronaut pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:27:03 2021 No.12589777 t-1

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:27:06 2021 No.12589778 boom boom with dubs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:27:08 2021 No.12589779 >>12589765 god, I hope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:27:09 2021 No.12589780 ALABAMA > TEXAS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:27:23 2021 No.12589782 Who is this Mark?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:27:51 2021 No.12589784 File: 6 KB, 273x146, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIRTY SECONDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:01 2021 No.12589785 BOOM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:04 2021 No.12589786 >manual go checks bruh that takes me back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:05 2021 No.12589787 BOOM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:07 2021 No.12589788 SFG BTFO'D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:09 2021 No.12589789 C'mon, blow up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:15 2021 No.12589791 HOLY SHIT ITS OVER FOR STARSHIP HOW WILL ELON EVER RECOVER?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:23 2021 No.12589792 >>12589407 epic twitter roast, bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:33 2021 No.12589794 HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:43 2021 No.12589796 File: 12 KB, 320x320, 1606243883133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hmmm fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:28:50 2021 No.12589798 SPACE SHUTTLE IS ALIVE AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:07 2021 No.12589799 File: 270 KB, 1920x1080, mpv-shot0020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looks good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:16 2021 No.12589800 >The virgin starship prototype >THE CHAD SLS CORE STAGE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:20 2021 No.12589802 F

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:29 2021 No.12589805 OH NONNONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:32 2021 No.12589806 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:35 2021 No.12589807 IT'S OVER NASA IS FINISHED BOING IS FINISHED AJR IS FINISHED OLDSPACE IS FINISHED ELON WINS AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:39 2021 No.12589808 >>12589798 OH NO SPACEX ANONS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:40 2021 No.12589809 >early shutdown

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:42 2021 No.12589810 that was rather short?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:42 2021 No.12589811 EARLY SHUT DOWN LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:43 2021 No.12589812 >BOING shutdown

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:43 2021 No.12589813 Wait is it over already

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:45 2021 No.12589814 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A FUCKING SUTDOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:45 2021 No.12589815 8 minutes burn huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:45 2021 No.12589816 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:29:49 2021 No.12589817 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:08 2021 No.12589818 File: 2.09 MB, 1920x1080, four (4) fires.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT THEY FUGGING DID IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:13 2021 No.12589819 imagine if it shut down on Artemis launch, fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:13 2021 No.12589820 MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:17 2021 No.12589821 HMM NASABROS???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:19 2021 No.12589822 FAIL

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:21 2021 No.12589823 OH NO BOEING BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:26 2021 No.12589826 File: 74 KB, 1280x720, (you).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >shutdown OH NONONONONONONONO you can hear them freaking out on comms

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:32 2021 No.12589827 >>12589815 Really flew by

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:32 2021 No.12589828 BOING HEADS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:34 2021 No.12589829 Lmao these mission control guys are all getting mad at eachother >Uh, control room can you keep it down >Okay well I need you to VERIFY that >Oh, uh, sorry about that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:34 2021 No.12589831 OHNONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:44 2021 No.12589832 Premature NASA vs Chad SpaceX

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:57 2021 No.12589833 File: 834 KB, 1008x709, 1536302898589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:30:57 2021 No.12589834 File: 46 KB, 500x500, freedom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >67 seconds 67 seconds >67 seconds 67 seconds >67 seconds 67 seconds >67 seconds 67 seconds >67 seconds 67 seconds >67 seconds

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:03 2021 No.12589835 >>12589819 The SRBs could probably keep the thing moving up through to burnout.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:04 2021 No.12589836 File: 1.56 MB, 400x388, pepe_Cry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589818 I had just gotten hard from this too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:06 2021 No.12589837 File: 39 KB, 800x450, 1585825779559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:11 2021 No.12589839 File: 1.45 MB, 1920x1080, shutdoon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ch-chilly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:13 2021 No.12589840 Not the failure I wanted, but at least it failed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:13 2021 No.12589841 FOR FUCKS SAKE NASA HOW CAN YOU NOT FIRE RS-25s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:13 2021 No.12589842 File: 47 KB, 742x487, c42b1d0cc14c9dce (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:16 2021 No.12589843 >burned for an 8th of the intended amont How will boing recover from this kind of embarrassment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:16 2021 No.12589844 >>12589815 >Boeing in charge of timing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:20 2021 No.12589845 THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:21 2021 No.12589846 So they'll just recycle and go again in an hour or two, r-right SLS bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:21 2021 No.12589847 >a little over a minute of burn time >just enough to get to around max q LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:23 2021 No.12589848 >Early shut down TIME FOR A MULTI YEAR DELAY TO REFURB THE ENGINES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:28 2021 No.12589849 SCRUB AFTER LAUNCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:31 2021 No.12589850 Honestly surprised. Not only it worked at all, but it didn't even blow up. Several decades and several dozen billions of dollars more and it might actually fly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:36 2021 No.12589852 >>12589829 Yeah that was funny shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:41 2021 No.12589854 It ain't that easy in rocketry...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:43 2021 No.12589855 FUCK BOEING LMAOOOOO this dude has to defend this rocket for his life now >really good data! >at the end of the day, it's just a test >we learned so much today

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:43 2021 No.12589856 OH NONONONOONONOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:46 2021 No.12589857 why is nasa so pathetic wtf

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:47 2021 No.12589858

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Shut the fuck up. The engines fired. You said they never would. You were proven wrong. The SLS works and will be flying on schedule.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:47 2021 No.12589859 File: 567 KB, 639x960, 1568779493044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ULA REKT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:31:53 2021 No.12589861 Nasa Shill already doing damage control lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:04 2021 No.12589863 Fucking kek see you all in five years for the 2nd hot fire dry run wet dress rehearsal test simulation boingfags hahahahahhaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:12 2021 No.12589865 holy fuck it was supposed to be EIGHT MINUTES?? Jesus fucking christ nasa FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:17 2021 No.12589866 >>12589799 >>12589818 chad mpv user vs virgin png saver

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:19 2021 No.12589867 Well, see you in a couple years for the next test.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:21 2021 No.12589868 >>12589846 C O P E

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:28 2021 No.12589869 >>12589836 The sparks before ignition put a smile on my face

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:30 2021 No.12589870 >>12589818 For not even 1/10th of the expected duration lmaaooooo >you know you know you know maybe get uh you know you know it was obviously a successful ignition you know it was an awesome thing to see you know you know you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:35 2021 No.12589871 So is everyone going to be shitposting about RD-25's eating themselves now? Raptor had more burn time in flight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:40 2021 No.12589873 File: 31 KB, 509x625, 1590643770098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:43 2021 No.12589874 File: 2.88 MB, 240x180, 1448664212127.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589858

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:48 2021 No.12589875 File: 66 KB, 650x783, boeing hurt itself in confusion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That will be $4 billion more in funding and 3 years to repair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:49 2021 No.12589876 >>12589858 hi Boeing employee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:52 2021 No.12589877 >>12589858 I thought they would fire, I just hoped they would RUD after a few minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:32:56 2021 No.12589878 Wait so what the fuck would they have done had this been a real flight and those SRB's had been lit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:04 2021 No.12589879 File: 97 KB, 600x989, 1574017602068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HARD TO GRASP HOW MUCH DATA THAT IS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:07 2021 No.12589880 File: 16 KB, 607x144, hahaahahahhahaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:07 2021 No.12589881 IT LASTED LESS TIME THAN THE N1'S FIRST LAUNCH!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:11 2021 No.12589882 NASA coping live lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:13 2021 No.12589883 >>12589863 >see you all in five years for the 2nd hot fire Let's not be hasty.

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:13 2021 No.12589884
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>>12589818
>4 beautiful engines firing at once for the first time in history
>focuses on the smoke and test stand 95% of the time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAASSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:14 2021 No.12589885 non-streamer here, for how long did they fire the engine?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:19 2021 No.12589886 >>12589858 >they can barely run the engines for a minute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:22 2021 No.12589887 >The shutdown was totally expected >TRUST THE PLAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:22 2021 No.12589888 >>12589878 abort

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:26 2021 No.12589889 MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:29 2021 No.12589890 >>12589861 >so much data guys, terabytes of data, this is great I swear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:31 2021 No.12589891 >>12589858 Go home Shelby, you're retired now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:31 2021 No.12589892 >>12589878 die

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:36 2021 No.12589893 They're not gonna retest this, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:37 2021 No.12589894 File: 1.88 MB, 2775x3450, space_RD-25 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589839 SSME is always chilly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:40 2021 No.12589895 File: 7 KB, 197x256, shit eating grin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589858

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:43 2021 No.12589896 You know what engine can actually burn for 8 minutes? Raptor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:48 2021 No.12589897 BIG JIM IS PROBABLY FURIOUS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:51 2021 No.12589898 SPACEX STANS, WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW??? YOUR PRECIOUS ROCKET IS DENTED AND SLS SUCCESSFULLY FIRED ALL FOUR RS25 ENGINES. GET FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:53 2021 No.12589899 >>12589870 The man sounds like he's about to cry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:54 2021 No.12589900 File: 35 KB, 511x481, crying wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Shut the fuck up. The engines fired. You said they never would. You were proven wrong. The SLS works and will be flying on schedule.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:33:57 2021 No.12589901 >>12589858 Weaponized copium

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:21 2021 No.12589902 two thousand terabytes of data from overloaded thermistors

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:21 2021 No.12589903 >>12589871 Too late: >>12589880

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:23 2021 No.12589904 In the end all the contractors are celebrating that they now have more tests to schedule on the cost plus program

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:23 2021 No.12589905 >>12589885 not 8 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:26 2021 No.12589907 MAJOR NASA COPING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:36 2021 No.12589908 >>12589899 Like he's gonna go get yelled at by the boss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:42 2021 No.12589909 Wait so they didn't even succeed the static fire and they are shipping it out to stack?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:44 2021 No.12589910 Wait, the presenters are now claiming they're going to call this good enough and proceed to Kennedy for stacking UHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:44 2021 No.12589911 >you can hear the announcers trying not to cry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:52 2021 No.12589912 >>12589898 >ROCKET IS DENTED Uhm, sweetie. You might want to check again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:34:55 2021 No.12589913 File: 57 KB, 386x371, 1595111163641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sad bros... I wanted this for big Jim...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:07 2021 No.12589915 >>12589840 d-d.. do we dance now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:08 2021 No.12589914 >>12589907 They should hire more diversity faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:09 2021 No.12589918 File: 286 KB, 1756x1756, 1552822573542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Fucks your shit up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:10 2021 No.12589917 >>12589870 the man is broken. poor lad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:15 2021 No.12589919 File: 118 KB, 558x640, 1608421071314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is hilarious. See you in a few years for the next attempt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:21 2021 No.12589920 >>12589885 about a minute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:24 2021 No.12589921 >>12589904 >The contract stops beeing cost plus and they have to pay out of their own pocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:26 2021 No.12589922 THIS IS WHY WE TEST

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:47 2021 No.12589928 >>12589898 >YOUR PRECIOUS ROCKET IS DENTED It got better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:51 2021 No.12589929 >>12589909 Well that's pretty unlikely because "major component failure" means it ate a historic shuttle engine. ... IT FUCKING ATE A MUSEUM ENGINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:35:58 2021 No.12589932 File: 66 KB, 555x664, A toast to Starship.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ahem.... Fuck boing! and fuck the SLS! thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:03 2021 No.12589933 >sniffling >groggy voice are they literally crying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:04 2021 No.12589934 >>12589885 67 seconds out of planned 8 minutes Its a complete failure as that's the only static fire they'll do before an unmanned flight with the SRB's

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:06 2021 No.12589937 >>12589918 The BBC Big Booster Cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:09 2021 No.12589939 >static fire failed >Yeah we're sending it to the launch pad for integration Can't make this shit up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:10 2021 No.12589940 >>12589885 60 ish seconds from ignition to oopsie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:12 2021 No.12589941 we are reaching cope levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:13 2021 No.12589942 >>12589921 It's a jobs program with political benefits, it's never ending

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:17 2021 No.12589943 File: 952 KB, 4431x1808, 1574176309298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:24 2021 No.12589944 >>12589933 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:43 2021 No.12589946 >>12589878 >shuttle could you imagine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:36:50 2021 No.12589947 >>12589909 >>12589910 >>12589939 She's just reading off a script

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:15 2021 No.12589949 >SpaceX does a retest within a week >NASA will do the retest in the next 3-4 years

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:18 2021 No.12589951 We might actually get to see the SLS RUD on its first launch. Holy shit Im hyped for it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:19 2021 No.12589950 real talk: they should have been testing like this from the start. NASA is so petrified of failure that they'd rather burn half a decade doing nothing. Now that some shit got fucked maybe now they can make some actual progress

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:22 2021 No.12589952 >>12589913 Same. I never really shat on Boing much anyway but I stopped for today just because of him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:29 2021 No.12589953 >>12589909 She's reading a script, they didn't expect anything less than total success so in their hubris they didn't give her a speech in case it went wrong lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:31 2021 No.12589954 >>12589939 the state of american spaceflight >alternative is repeatedly smashing rockets into the ground in the name of incremental gains in novel technology

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:44 2021 No.12589957 >>12589866 ratioed my man lmao

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:46 2021 No.12589958

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE = NASA DESTROYED A HISTORIC SHUTTLE ENGINE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOW NO BOUNDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:49 2021 No.12589959 Me shoe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:37:59 2021 No.12589960 >MAJOR COMPONENT FAILURE ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha enjoy your gorillion dollars ahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:00 2021 No.12589961 "now let me read out all our contractors from all 50 states while my partner tries not to break down on camera"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:20 2021 No.12589963 NASA ADMINISTRATO TO PERMANENTLY SHUT DOWN SLS PROGRAM ON JANUARY 19TH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:21 2021 No.12589964 THANK YOU JIM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:25 2021 No.12589965 I just woke up, did SLS conduct it's glorious static fire, eternally btfoing Elon and his army of newspace miscreants?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:28 2021 No.12589966 >>12589878 Crew eats it after the SRB's burn the parachutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:35 2021 No.12589967 >>12589951 >expendable launch tower >expandable because SLS will blow it to fuck on launch along with itself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:41 2021 No.12589968 File: 7 KB, 205x245, sls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >shits it's pants in your path

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:51 2021 No.12589969 File: 29 KB, 520x293, 13372668_f520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine the SLS redditor cope...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:38:59 2021 No.12589970 lmao they literally called it a successful test

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:04 2021 No.12589972 File: 267 KB, 431x412, OK kid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >and GEAUX artemis fucking hell m8

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:06 2021 No.12589974 >showing a replay of the failed test lololol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:13 2021 No.12589975 File: 341 KB, 1948x1096, 1607459805852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:15 2021 No.12589976 File: 15 KB, 230x308, In-Line_SDLV_1978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Missed the SLS test fire. What happened? pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:20 2021 No.12589978 >>12589942 >2031 >moonbase has been built with Starship >mars base is beeing built with Starship >SLS will definitly launch in 2032

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:21 2021 No.12589977 >>12589964 An administrator denied his Artemis program

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:22 2021 No.12589979 File: 220 KB, 2518x1024, Chad SpaceX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:27 2021 No.12589980 >>12589965 It fired for 67 seconds and ate an RS-25 turbopump. I'm not joking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:39:31 2021 No.12589981 >>12589946 Abort to lithosphere

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:03 2021 No.12589983 >major component failure LMAO THEY ALREADY FUCKED THESE MUSEUM RELICS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:06 2021 No.12589984 >>12589898 Yeah, but actually no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:10 2021 No.12589987 >67.7 seconds

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:21 2021 No.12589989 >expendable museum tier reusable engine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:22 2021 No.12589988 >>12589965 If you call 1/8th of the needed burn time and eating an RS-25 a success, then yes, Elon BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:28 2021 No.12589990 >>12589976 Major Component Failure and shutdown at 67 seconds into an 8 minute test They fucking blew up a museum engine on the green run

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:31 2021 No.12589991 >>12589976 SSME controller reported a major component failure, no details yet. Engines ran for ~70 seconds of a 6 minute test. None of the gimbal profiles were done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:32 2021 No.12589992 >>12589969 oh fuck fuck fuck let me go to the SLS subreddit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:40:34 2021 No.12589993 >NASA becomes NAA in 2021

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:20 2021 No.12589998 MCF engine 4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:21 2021 No.12589999 >In memory of Cliff Feldman Alright now I just feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:21 2021 No.12590000 IN MEMORY OF NASA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:25 2021 No.12590002 wait what these are refurbed space shuttle engines?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:30 2021 No.12590003 Can someone make a webm of the failure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:30 2021 No.12590004 File: 153 KB, 1278x720, dent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This tank is dented too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:31 2021 No.12590005 Scrub at 60 seconds. If Biden didn't want to end Artemis he does now. DEFUND NASA!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:31 2021 No.12590006 >>12589878 The SRBs would carry the broken core and terrified crew upwards until SRB burnout, at which point Orion would fire the LES

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:33 2021 No.12590007 >in memory of Cope Fagman

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:41:46 2021 No.12590009 >>12589992 post screencaps

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:00 2021 No.12590010 >>12589992 Post salted copium

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:03 2021 No.12590012 So much for the green run. Put a fucking stake through that core stage already and kill it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:18 2021 No.12590013 >>12589959 Honestly it sounds like a genitive of a slavic name that's essentially a localized version of Michael.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:36 2021 No.12590014 >>12590002 yes >>12590002 based >>12590004 holy fuck spacex is FINISHED

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:37 2021 No.12590015 >>12590002 Aye. Doesnt matter that they are literally making new ones for 147 million a piece. Law says that shuttle engines have to go to the bottom of the ocean too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:38 2021 No.12590016 File: 214 KB, 345x336, 1604442543916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589863 >>12589919 I look forward to watching a grain silo go into orbit with you before then

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:48 2021 No.12590017 >>12590005 All human space programs were going to get shut down anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:53 2021 No.12590018 File: 264 KB, 1280x720, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12589990 >>12589991 You're joking right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:42:55 2021 No.12590019 >>12589998 >shuttle software designed for 3 engines mishandled the fourth I'm pretty sure I shitposted about this exact scenario

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:10 2021 No.12590020 >>12590002 Yes, not just the same model, but actualy engines that have flown on the Shuttles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:13 2021 No.12590021 So say we didn't do green run, and they just brought it out to Kennedy, would they static fire test on the pad before attaching SRB's? Or would this core stage not ignite engines until Artemis 1 and fail like it did today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:13 2021 No.12590022 >>12589999 Me too. That wasn't a great performance. F for Cliff

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:13 2021 No.12590023 Check out NSF, they are in full cope >And the good news is, there is an abort tower. Orion would be away like snap that! A really safe, really smart rocket!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:16 2021 No.12590024 >>12590002 two out of four were from STS 135

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:34 2021 No.12590026 >>12589978 >>2032 Wrong century. Or maybe even wrong millennium.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:49 2021 No.12590027 >>12590016 >Next admin FAA blocks Starship launch permit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:43:57 2021 No.12590029 is it true the solids need to burn out before LES?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:44:23 2021 No.12590034 File: 17 KB, 599x117, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:44:32 2021 No.12590036 >>12590023 So safe in fact that they'll never launch it in fear of it hurting someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:44:41 2021 No.12590037 >>12590018 No, they blew up engine 4. Which had 6 prior flights on STS, including the final flight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:44:51 2021 No.12590039 >>12590023 BocaChicaGal must be seething right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:44:55 2021 No.12590040 >>12590029 There is no stopping them once they are lit. Had this been a real flight, the launch escape tower would have fired and it would have been a bad launch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:45:20 2021 No.12590044 >>12590034 Sounds like an intentional early shutdown to justify more funding for an additional test

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:45:35 2021 No.12590045 >>12590034 I hope NASA tells Boeing to fuck off yet again and they launch anyway haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:45:43 2021 No.12590046 >>12590003 On it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:45:47 2021 No.12590047 >>12589929 Saw some yellow fire coming out of engine (3?), probably some fuckup in the oxygen loop. If it ran engine rich we'd see some debris or something but it looked like it might have just been an intermix issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:45:54 2021 No.12590048 >>12590034 Tears of...elated disappointment are forming in my eyes. Truly an incredible day for NASA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:45:56 2021 No.12590050 >>12589970 That also was in the script.

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:46:10 2021 No.12590055
File: 2.85 MB, 3840x2160, sls render.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Alright real talk, what's the path forward for SLS now? I honestly don't see this affecting it much in the long run beyond Boeing getting more money and Artemis I being slightly more likely to fail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:46:24 2021 No.12590056 File: 11 KB, 129x141, 1606523248956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:46:45 2021 No.12590062 could it be that something changed and they're literally scared for their jobs now? that would explain the amount of cope. (i'm not very familiar with boomer space, pls no bully)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:46:55 2021 No.12590063 File: 1.35 MB, 1920x1080, Screen Shot 2021-01-16 at 2.29.09 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590047

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:46:58 2021 No.12590064 >>12590044 bingo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:47:35 2021 No.12590067 File: 3.45 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:47:44 2021 No.12590069 >>12590055 Boeing throws out some bullshit that they knew the part might have a problem in it and have already done upgraded one and say that the test went on long enough for data to be used in full 8 minute simulated run.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:47:47 2021 No.12590070 >>12590055 The path forwards is several years delay for new engines, and a new green run (unless they say fuck it, and launch it without the static fire)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:48:02 2021 No.12590073 >>12590034 Yeah they didnt even get to the gimbaling profiles yet. They called it at the same time the engine shat itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:48:07 2021 No.12590075 >>12590063 Looking kinda engine rich there, NASA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:48:14 2021 No.12590076 >>12590063 OH NO NONONO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:48:15 2021 No.12590077 File: 46 KB, 601x508, AFD76661-2F0D-4317-AB8F-E5689E5845F3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Woopie! Let this be a challenge to the next generation! You think they can leave footprints like these? - Jack Schmitt, Apollo 17 No... no we cannot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:48:19 2021 No.12590080 >>12590026 >2121 >SLS is going to launch the James-Webb telescope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:48:44 2021 No.12590085 >>12590055 cancelation, unironically – Biden is going to ask The Question nobody else can ask (because he's too senile to know better) "Why are we funding SLS when Starship exists?"

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:48:49 2021 No.12590087

>>12590062
There's a very real and distinct possibility that Biden will shut down manned space flight entirely if SLS doesn't perform, so yes, a significant proportion of NASA is at risk. Also, historically Democrats have always lowered funding for NASA anyways despite being the party of "science" so they were likely already bracing for a loss of funding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:05 2021 No.12590088 File: 23 KB, 352x395, 1607311404822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dredging up literally used parts to repurpose into a so-called next generation launch vehicle what the fuck is america smoking this is some shit right here wow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:35 2021 No.12590091 File: 9 KB, 200x311, 1476929205833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that if the core is delayed for more than 1 year the side boosters loose their flight status and have to be scrapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:37 2021 No.12590092 >>12590085 That's not the question they'll be asking and you know it. They'd rather not be funding any of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:43 2021 No.12590093 >>12590067 AME NO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:50 2021 No.12590094 compare the cope with the kind of confidence that lets you release a video like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvim4rsNHkQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:50 2021 No.12590095 >>12590063 That color is caused by the emission spectrum of copium.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:52 2021 No.12590096 File: 8 KB, 208x242, anger_folder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590037 Jesus Fucking Christ on a LESS can this whole SLS program be even more depressing? That was a museum piece and they just torched it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:49:59 2021 No.12590097 >>12590087 I hope to god they kill the malignant tumor left over from the shuttle era

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:50:25 2021 No.12590098 >>12590067 That fucking goblin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:50:29 2021 No.12590100 >>12590087 NASA becoming purely a payload and passenger provider for SpaceX would be the best thing that could happen for American spaceflight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:50:41 2021 No.12590101 >>12590088 >now SLS is a program from 2008. Congress literally wrote down in a bill what parts NASA should use to make sure Space Shuttle contractors kept their jobs post-shuttle era

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:50:49 2021 No.12590103 >>12590085 Based senile catholic POTUS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:06 2021 No.12590105 File: 8 KB, 225x224, 12345iwanttodie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590091 >The SRBs will rot away with this delay >Delayed to make new SRBs The cycle repeats

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:17 2021 No.12590106 >>12590091 That was the plan all along.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:20 2021 No.12590107 >>12590094 You can only post videos like this after you are successful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:20 2021 No.12590108 >>12590006 Imagine if Artemis 1 went like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:41 2021 No.12590111 >>12590096 At least now it might end up in a museum, rather than at the bottom of the ocean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:44 2021 No.12590112 >>12590087 They will cut all programs except boost "Earth climate science" programs and missions

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:49 2021 No.12590113 >>12590091 Thats a shame. Gotta build new boosters then, that'll be a billion a piece thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:51:56 2021 No.12590114 >>12590088 This was the solution to the problem of paying Russia to take our guys to space which was the solution to no longer having a shuttle, and retiring the shuttle was the solution to not killing any more astronauts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:52:05 2021 No.12590115 >>12590085 He will get confused and cancel the Apollo program instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:52:11 2021 No.12590116 >>12590105 oh fuck I didn’t even think about that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:52:25 2021 No.12590117 >>12590080 >>launch the James-Webb telescope Whoa, hold your horses!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:52:30 2021 No.12590118 >>12590108 those boosters could solo take SLS to space

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:52:44 2021 No.12590121 Post-test briefing from NASA may happen in 2+ hours

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:52:48 2021 No.12590122 >>12590063 >Turbopump rich exhaust

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:53:55 2021 No.12590128 Falcon Heavy is fully operational already. Don't even need Starship for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:54:06 2021 No.12590129 >>12590092 Congress doesn't need to fund Starship, just payloads for it – including enough climate sats to blot out the sun and reduce global warming

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:54:23 2021 No.12590130 >>12590117 It's only ceremonial at that point, they launch both on a SpaceX vehicle to officialy end the programm...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:54:46 2021 No.12590132 >>12590129 I don't think there's much market for launching cubesats with starship to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:55:08 2021 No.12590134 File: 9 KB, 480x485, 1599551640619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the soviet space program is spinning in its grave right now laughing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:55:22 2021 No.12590135 File: 20 KB, 595x138, Screenshot 2021-01-17 005448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is very suprising and unexpected.

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:55:23 2021 No.12590136

>>12590097
>>12590100
I agree, just stating how things look from the perspective of an oldspace NASA employee.

>>12590112
Yeah pretty much. Even if Artemis does continue to get funded I doubt we'll see more than one landing. They'll send a token woman and a token nog, realize the Moon is cold barren waste like we did in the 70's, and cut the program.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:55:44 2021 No.12590138 File: 3.99 MB, 2326x1550, sfg barrel section.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How will this event be immortalized in the barrel section?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:55:48 2021 No.12590139 >>12590094 total "right stuff" vibes from this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:55:52 2021 No.12590140 >>12590132 Starship is projected to be cheaper per flight than expendable Electron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:55:56 2021 No.12590142 >>12590130 Ah, an equivalent of burial at sea. All good, then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:56:06 2021 No.12590143 >>12590085 but first he would need to know what starship is

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:56:08 2021 No.12590144 >>12590111 If sanity prevails for a moment? Sure, but most likely that failed engine will be replaced by one of the other museum pieces because SLS is an unstoppable blob of old parts and broken dreams

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:57:21 2021 No.12590147
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>>12590091
>oh no we need 8 months to finish testing the side boosters
>whoops Artemis needs 6 months to swap out the battery because it sat around for so long
>oh-no major failure testing the core that'll be another 6 months
>oh dear the boosters have sat around for a year and have expired, time to stack new ones...
Like poetry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:57:26 2021 No.12590148 File: 2.86 MB, 1276x718, static fire major component failure.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moment of failure webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:57:26 2021 No.12590149 Boeing is changing their name to SpaceEsque

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:57:35 2021 No.12590150 >>12590138 Figure out which RS-25 serial number blew up and make a memorial for it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:57:39 2021 No.12590151 >>12590144 >an unstoppable blob of old parts and broken dreams I have now realized that "we are going" where we won't need eyes to see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:57:48 2021 No.12590152 File: 116 KB, 400x400, it belongs in a museum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590037

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:57:56 2021 No.12590153 >>12590144 we saved her bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:58:11 2021 No.12590155 >>12590023 >this part failed, but we have absolute faith that this other part will succeed!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:58:24 2021 No.12590159 >>12590144 >replaced by one of the other museum pieces I thought all of them will be used?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:58:28 2021 No.12590160 >>12590147 Shit like this makes me wonder if SLS was a part of some planned degradation of American spaceflight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:59:34 2021 No.12590162 >>12590040 could the center core structurally handle being pulled up by two SRBs without its own thrust to compensate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:59:34 2021 No.12590163 >>12590148 That shutdown looked pretty violent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:59:41 2021 No.12590164 >>12590159 iirc there are 8 shuttle engines total with the first sls flight using 4 of them and then the following 2 flights would use a mix of shuttle and new production engines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 17:59:52 2021 No.12590166 Big Jim speaking when?

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:00 2021 No.12590168
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You know that this event literally wipes out any possibility of any other landers being picked for the Artemis landing, because they would require the launch of a second SLS rocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:08 2021 No.12590169 >>12590160 Starting in '08, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:17 2021 No.12590171 File: 3.68 MB, 2326x1550, space_sfg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590138 Out of date

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:18 2021 No.12590172 >>12590160 SLS literally only exists as a form of Coporate welfare to Oldspace companies, it was never intended to actually fly or be successful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:30 2021 No.12590173 >tune in >HODL >tune out >come back >it was a disaster im sad that i missed it live but happy that i didnt waste my time waiting for it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:36 2021 No.12590174 File: 274 KB, 1948x1096, 1583465799029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590063 what the diagnosis, /sfg/? Yellow fire and sparks ain't hydrogen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:38 2021 No.12590176 File: 178 KB, 899x1074, Just_fuck_my_SSME_up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590148 >the absolute state

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:00:53 2021 No.12590178 >>12590160 just another porkbarrel vaporware project to milk out the american taxpayer as the long-plotted present disintegration of western society unfolds

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:01:05 2021 No.12590179 >>12590168 I thought the alpaca lander can use Falcon Heavy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:01:38 2021 No.12590180 >>12590174 I dunno, but it will be at least $20 billion and 2 more years to fix. t.boeing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:01:40 2021 No.12590181 >>12590171 fug forgot to update it from few threads ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:01:46 2021 No.12590182 >>12590148 Wow you can see the thrust cut out instantly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:01:46 2021 No.12590183 File: 3.69 MB, 2326x1550, sfg barrel 2020-01-12 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590171 also out of date

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:02:13 2021 No.12590184 >>12590168 None of the landers proposed use SLS, at least not as the primary option.

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:02:18 2021 No.12590187

>>12590174
I wonder if the sparks are from the sparky burn off system, activated at shutdown to prevent a build up of hydrogen from the broken engine

Does someone have the link to that video compilation of RS-25 test failures? Maybe we can diagnose it from that lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:02:23 2021 No.12590188 >>12590168 I don’t think artemis is going to happen at all unless NASA decides to outsource everything to ULA and SpaceX

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:02:26 2021 No.12590189 Meanwhile Snine is a good girl ,and will do more static fire next week, and launch by the end of January.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:02:43 2021 No.12590191 File: 443 KB, 2550x3300, heavy private em-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it finally time for NASA to look for alternatives?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:02:47 2021 No.12590192 >>12590168 Alpaca could fit in regular starship payload bay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:02:56 2021 No.12590194 >thinking anyone actually spends 20 billion on a rocket When they unveil the time machine to send SLS back and launch it on time you fags are going to eat your hats

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:03:06 2021 No.12590195 fuck. the next sfg thread needs to be about dank space flight memes before my soul gets torn apart by this colossal disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:03:21 2021 No.12590197 >>12590184 Boeing's did but they were rejected in the first round

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:03:39 2021 No.12590199 File: 1.75 MB, 1948x1096, 1605906307946.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12590174 can't tell if that's fire breaching the engine bell or dogshit youtube + NASA stream compression. Probably the latter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:03:42 2021 No.12590200 File: 230 KB, 579x349, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kek Hullo's twitter can be alright sometimes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:03:46 2021 No.12590201 >>12590184 I’m pretty sure NASA went out of their way to select options that didn’t require SLS. If I remember correctly the Boeing! proposal required TWO sls launches

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:04:00 2021 No.12590202 >>12589657 Why are they trying to put that coffin back together?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:04:26 2021 No.12590203 >>12590063 ITT: People who've never seen an RS-25 shutdown before. Look at any Shuttle launch abort. That's not hardware-rich. That's just how an RS-25 turns off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:04:48 2021 No.12590204 >>12590195 yeah I'm actually more bummed out about this than I thought I'd be. It's like a symbol for the death of america

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:04:52 2021 No.12590206 Hey now, look on the bright side. Maybe they will have a second static fire and the one time use 10s of millions of dollars test stand will be used twice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:05:15 2021 No.12590208 >>12590200 dangerously based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:05:33 2021 No.12590210 >>12590168 Whozos Landing System gets launched by ULA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:05:42 2021 No.12590211 >>12590200 Based Scott burning SLS since it failed to burn itself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:05:55 2021 No.12590213 >>12590206 The B2 test stand will be used for EUS green run after they finish with the core.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:05:57 2021 No.12590215 >>12590202 to give money to Boeing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:06:10 2021 No.12590217 >>12590206 Was the test stand really built for this hot fire? Only this? You must be shitting me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:06:16 2021 No.12590218 OK so the engine closest to the camera was destroyed, but which one was it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:06:25 2021 No.12590219 >>12590203 >That's just how an RS-25 turns off. Those RS-25s also required replacing half the engine before a relight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:06:41 2021 No.12590220 >>12590203 That might not be hardware rich but MCF was called out, and MCF means something is totally fucking fucked mate, big time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:06:49 2021 No.12590221 >>12590201 It was a single launch, which Boeing touted as a strength of their lander, but NASA knew better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:07:26 2021 No.12590222 >>12590217 It was built for the Saturn V actually. It'll be used for the SLS core and EUS green runs, though. Before this, the last time it was used was for the Shuttle MPTA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:07:49 2021 No.12590224 Image limit breached, new thread >>12590223 >>12590223 >>12590223

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:07:53 2021 No.12590226 >image limit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:07:53 2021 No.12590227 Have to say bros I am kind of surprised by this. I hate the fucking thing but really did expect it to work given the absurd amount of testing they have (supposedly) done and heritage components in there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:08:21 2021 No.12590229 >space thread >can't post space Sugoi...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:08:42 2021 No.12590232 >>12590224 Fuck off

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:09:13 2021 No.12590239

>>12590220
Yeah it's not good. But it doesn't guarantee the engine's 100% destroyed like some doomers here are going on about. Even if it is (and I doubt it), they have equipment at Stennis capable of swapping an RS-25. There are 12 others that are flight-capable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:09:41 2021 No.12590246 >sn9 dent >sls failed but not spectacularly like i wanted overall not a great day

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:09:42 2021 No.12590247

>>12590174
Sparks means engine rich, something inside of there ablated. My guess would be hydrogen embrittled leading edges of the turbomachinery blades, since poor Engine 4 has already been fired 6 times, twice more than is strictly speaking safe. If the blades had failed at the roots the engine would have exploded like a bomb, but if they failed at the tips those shreds of metal/composite could be what we're seeing fly out of the engine. No bell breach or seal failures because there were no jets of hot burning gas coming from places they shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:10:08 2021 No.12590254 >>12590206 Surely they'll have to build a new one, and test it, and get senate approval for all of that first of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:10:47 2021 No.12590262 >>12590246 >SN9 gets dent >lets fix it by doing a pressurizing test >SLS engine test >lets fix it by doing 6 month review and try again

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:15:04 2021 No.12590295

>>12590204
Nah, it's just a museum piece that should have stayed in the museum performing as expected. SpaceX is the pioneer of the modern spaceflight and the rest are either copying them right now or heading towards obsolescence. Oh, and Elon being an african american is the cherry on top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:16:33 2021 No.12590304 >>12590262 The dent has already fixed itself. It was probably just thermal expansion from the sunlight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:17:26 2021 No.12590310 >>12590063 Ah. So this is the reliable Shuttle hardware, the reuse of which will drive down cost and complexity. Sasuga NASA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:27:47 2021 No.12590361 >>12590134 Energia chads fucking won.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:34:59 2021 No.12590402 >>12590195 You had HOPE for SLS? You deserve what you are going through right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:35:51 2021 No.12590407 >>12589639 I assume this is why SN15 has a new alloy and has a completely new internal construction or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:37:20 2021 No.12590415 >>12589846 no, the engines need to be taken apart now and blown dry with nitrogen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:38:33 2021 No.12590422 guys what if they blew up an SSME so that they could convince congress not to throw them in the drink

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 18:50:05 2021 No.12590485 >hot fire only lasts a minute before ending prematurely “I swear this never happens”

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