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Anonymous Tue Jan 12 01:43:06 2021 No.12571561 [Reply] [Original]

It's the post apocalypse and you're the last person left alive on earth.

Name one item to bring with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 01:45:27 2021 No.12571567 >>12571561 1 terabyte hard drive of porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 01:46:36 2021 No.12571571 >>12571561 A female

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 01:47:34 2021 No.12571575 >>12571561 A time machine.

Anonymous Tue Jan 12 01:48:16 2021 No.12571578

A woman. If i'm the last person the only scare resource is people, everything else on earth is still there.
It'll be a massive fucking drag, but necessary. Plus without laws I can act how god intended man to act towards woman.
Also tell me what kind of apocalypse so I can form my long term survival strategy.

Anonymous Tue Jan 12 01:54:06 2021 No.12571592

>>12571578
I forgot to mention the specs on the woman:
Tall at least 6'4 for easier and safer child birth
Genetically diverse from me because incest will obvious have to occur and minimizing the poor effects are important.
Young to yield optimal numbers of offspring.
and wide hips for birthing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 01:56:08 2021 No.12571595 >>12571561 A million dollars

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:00:52 2021 No.12571604 >>12571592 >I forgot to mention the specs on the woman: holy fucking shit, i forgot what website i was on but you reminded me. you have clearly thought about this you eternal virgin >>12571595 tf will money buy you in the apocalypse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:01:42 2021 No.12571608 >>12571604 >tf will money buy you in the apocalypse? Food, water, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:04:35 2021 No.12571616 >>12571608 Good point

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:05:17 2021 No.12571619 >>12571561 Time machine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:06:45 2021 No.12571622 >>12571561 A condom for that hot zombie puss

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:07:54 2021 No.12571625 >>12571561 coca cola

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:08:48 2021 No.12571627 >>12571608 As OP said, you're the last person so just loot that shit from the empty shops or forage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:16:58 2021 No.12571641 Math and Christian theology books. The urge to suicide would be very hard to resist, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 02:48:29 2021 No.12571709 File: 117 KB, 960x960, uTyruSY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12571561 seeds of weed ma dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 03:00:38 2021 No.12571732 A gun then shoot myself.

Anonymous Tue Jan 12 03:11:11 2021 No.12571759

>>12571604
>he admits to not thinking
retard. OP asked, I delivered.
If apocalypse happens I want to be prepared. That's why I need to know what kind of apocalypse so I know which plan will work best.
Zombie?
what kind of zombie?
Alien?
what kind of alien?
Alien zombies?
what kind of alien zombies?
etc.
>>12571641
Libraries will be available, you'd waste your one resource. you need to ask for something of extreme value and utility.
>>12571732
40% of adults have firearms, you'd be wasting your demand.
>>12571627
>loot
you can't steal something that does't belong to anyone. If everyone is dead it's just a resource.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 03:22:47 2021 No.12571788 Who cares, there's nobody left to stop me, I'll just find whatever I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 03:24:53 2021 No.12571797 >>12571616 >Good point Samefag? No it absolutely isn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 03:36:14 2021 No.12571824 File: 40 KB, 800x450, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12571759 Nothing wrong with thinking about what you'd do in an apocalypse, but thinking about the 'specs' of a fictional woman you'd bring is pretty strange.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 06:12:03 2021 No.12572134 >>12571759 >40% of adults have firearms, you'd be wasting your demand. You didn't specify it was america

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 06:23:40 2021 No.12572154 >>12571824 If I'm granted a rare resource I'd prefer one that was optimal. >>12572134 Figured it was obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 06:35:42 2021 No.12572173 >>12572134 You can find a firearm easily in any country, if everyone else is dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 08:00:15 2021 No.12572300 >>12571625 kinda make sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 08:26:47 2021 No.12572341 >>12571561 that phone to call captain marvel to come and give me blowjob when the need arises

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 08:49:28 2021 No.12572400 >>12571561 solar powered portable hard disk with standalone screen and microcomputer containing wikipedia and a bunch of engineering encyclopedias and handbooks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 08:50:31 2021 No.12572402 >>12571608 >>12571616 samefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 08:51:51 2021 No.12572406 >>12571592 You forgot to specify smart. You wouldn't want to repopulate the earth with half-black mid-wits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 08:59:30 2021 No.12572426 pocket pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 09:22:43 2021 No.12572472 Why do I need to choose an item? I'll have all of them available since there's nobody else. So I guess wheels. A bike perhaps, the point is to travel fast so I can find supplies.

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