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>undergrad in business management
>any job I want
>500k bonus starting

enjoy studying 20 years /sci/fags

>> No.1248616

Enjoy an entire summer of 0/10 trollin'

>> No.1248645

>Business Management - insane hours, stress, and being fired for underling fuck ups.

>> No.1248651

Enjoy being at middle management for the rest of your life OP
Also, enjoy your bloated field asshole

>> No.1248654

>working as a technical writer with an art history degree.
>Make 39K (GBP) by basically copying and pasting shit all day long.

lol /sci/ majors.

>> No.1248664

>>1248654
enjoy your dull and unfulfilling life

>> No.1248667

>working as a park ranger
>fight bears all day

lol /sci/ majors

>> No.1248669

>>1248654
so you have a shitty job and make shitty money? if you're content with that, good for you i guess

>> No.1248672

Gee I wonder who should i hire who has a business degree
my nephew, my frat brother, my wives friend who's currently unemployed, someone one of my coworkers knows will be reliable or this asshole
so many choices, so little time...

>> No.1248677

>>1248610

>>undergrad in business management>>1248610
>>500k bonus starting

Implying that is even REMOTELY CLOSE to the truth/average.

>> No.1248711

>>1248669

>implying that $57 000 isn't a good starting salary for a graduate.

lol /sci/ majors.

>> No.1248745
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1248745

>experience in hydroponics and growing marijuana
>any empty basement I want
>$1 million a year

'sup OP

>> No.1248788

>>1248745
really?
You make 1 million a year selling pot?

>> No.1248792

>>1248711
>implying that will be your starting salary
So naive...

>> No.1248813

>>1248788
Growing it in large quantities and selling it to distributors. I've got 1200 square feet of basement dedicated to the task.

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1248817

Don't mind me, im just advancing the human race

>> No.1248818

>>1248788
Fuck yeah.

>> No.1248929

>>1248813
So how do you do your money laundering?

>> No.1248940

>>1248929
own a cold beer and wine store

>> No.1248967

>>1248940
>>1248940

Interesting...I live in rural canada, where most of Canada's weed grows. I've been thinking about doing it. Any tips?

>> No.1248990

>>1248967
Don't get caught.

>> No.1249011

>>1248813
And your electric bill hasn't risen any suspicions?

>> No.1249046

>>1249011
>Install solar panel and a turbine
>no suspicious electricity spikes

>> No.1249058

>>1249011
I'm an electrical engineer and used to work as a linesman. I live out of town, and I ran my own un-metered power line. Of course, not everyone can safely do this. But if you live out of town and have some farm property, running a gas-powered generator using cheap farm gas is also a solution.

>> No.1249061

>>1248610
>500k

lolno.

>> No.1249082

>>1248745
>1 million dollars a year
>laundered through a beer and wine store

lolno.

also you would need more than one basement for that kind of profit. you are a grower not a retailer.

Pound of weed round here goes about 800-1000 dollars
from growers
>Implying you grow a thousand pounds a year

>> No.1249087

This fucking thread again? Every time I see it, the $$$ has gone up at least another 100k.

Fuck the fuck off, OP.

>> No.1249089

>>1249082
here = southern ontario btw

>> No.1249127

>>1249082
status
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nice try
better luck next time on "I lied on the internet and they fell for it"

>> No.1249442

>>1249082
More info?