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12483979 No.12483979 [Reply] [Original]

What would I need to screen myself for cancer?

How much would it cost?

I want all the equipment in my home.

>> No.12484162

yeah

>> No.12484181
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12484181

>> No.12484202

>>12483979
Look at your birth certificate. Was it issued 40 or more years ago? If yes, then you have cancer.

>> No.12484281

>>12484162
>>12484181
>>12484202
tell me god dammit

>> No.12484291

somewhere in the 10 million range

>> No.12484294

>>12484291
that sounds a bit high. hospitals are really shelling out 10 mil?

>> No.12484363

>>12483979
If you need to ask then you wouldn't know what to do with the equipment anyway schizo.

>> No.12484447

>>12484363
they come with a manual?

>> No.12484550

>>12483979
Just a phone and a car. Learn to make appointments, faggot.

>> No.12484552

>>12484550
no, i want to rely on greedy doctors

>> No.12484558

>>12484550
>>12484552
dont***

>> No.12484561

>>12484552
ah, you're an american

>> No.12484563

>>12484561
yes :)

>> No.12484582

>>12483979
>>12484294
You don't even understand what you are asking. There are so many different types of cancer and certain methods only work with specific ones that you would need different types of scanners, xrays, biopsies, blood testing, internal body cameras etc. You need a hospital sized infrastructure and budget but in your case take your damn schizo meds.

>> No.12484595

>>12484563
>>12484552
You'll need an airplane too then.

>> No.12484608

>>12484563
Then emigrate to a proper country.

>> No.12484733

>>12484582
This

>>12483979
But perhaps cheaper screening methods will come in a few decades

>> No.12484755

>>12484582
OK, I'll buy all of them

>> No.12484791

>>12484755
You can't. You need a special license to purchase things like the radioisotopes used in some of the procedures. A medical license to purchase medical grade xray equipment. Stop being an idiot.

>> No.12484864

>>12484791
why would i need a license??

>> No.12484881

>>12484864
You think you can just buy radioactive materials on Amazon?

>> No.12484894

>>12484881
smoke detectors?

>> No.12484908

>>12484894
Most are optical these days and anyway stop being an obtuse twat. *dangerous* radioactive materials

>> No.12484917

>>12484908
xray machines are dangerous?

>> No.12484932
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12484932

> xray machines are dangerous?

>> No.12484938
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12484938

>>12484932
should i decline the tsa screenings?

>> No.12484940

>>12483979
screen yourself for autism first, get treatment if it'll ever be discovered, then your need to make this retarded thread will be cured. good luck

>> No.12484954

>>12484938
those aren't xray machines.

>> No.12484955

>>12484954
what are they? looks like infared

>> No.12484960

>>12484955
terahertz scanners

>> No.12485016

>>12484938
>imagine this but a hot woman
TSA people got it all figured out