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1248388 No.1248388 [Reply] [Original]

So, when is that gosh-darned LHC thingamajig gonna start pouring out some good useful science out of it?

Boy howdy, for how much that shit cost, it better give me something that dispenses blowjobs and cooks dinner on command without having to oblige with noisy relatives and menstrual moods, Imtelling ya!

>> No.1248396
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>> No.1248405

it did nothing.

>> No.1248427

But it's already giving results. They collided, uh, some little things real hard and produced more little-er things than what the scientiest were expecting to. Science!

>> No.1248456

>>1248388
It has tons of results, they are all published in scientific journals you DUMBSHIT!

>> No.1248457

>>1248427
Have they started the actual collisions yet?

>> No.1248471

>>1248456
Source or get the fuck out you cock sucker

>> No.1248480

You shoul know that the science is in there, getting accelerated. If you want your portion of the science, you should go to CERN, ask where the science comes out, they call it the "beam dump" as there the relativistically moving beam of science is dumped when they're done with it. Get into the dump at the beginning of the next experiment and wait with your mouth open to get a mouthful of science.

Be reminded though that digesting that much science at one go might give you a case of heartburn, so pack a couple of cases of alca-seltzer with you.

>> No.1248484

It proved one useful result

Making a really big atom smasher, is the same as making a smaller cheaper one.

I love how they said it was going to prove the big bang theory but it won't even if it works. You know, smashing two tiny lightspeed atoms together is the same as the vacum pulling on the void...


Wow I think they trolled Europe into paying for something pointless and the whole, tiny black holes.. already proven etc it was a pointless waste of money

>> No.1248509

They said from the beginning that it would take a couple of years to extract any meaningful data from the tests.

>> No.1248514

>>1248457
Yes, they did.

>> No.1248549

instead of smashing shit, lets all get together and ask God what going on. whos with me?

>> No.1248554

>>1248484
>I'm drunk but my opinions matter though I can't even focus enough to type. Pink rabbits.

>> No.1248565

>>1248471
http://arxiv.org/find/all/1/all:+AND+Collider+AND+Large+Hadron/0/1/0/all/0/1