/med/

[Anonymous No.12459650]

Ana Aslan edition
last: >>12431879

We discuss research, offer advice (the best one is to see your family physician), make fun of premeds and shitpost. Please keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.

>What's the best spec for research?
Path, onc, anesthesia, etc.
>Best spec lifestyle wise?
Psych, optho, derm, rads

[Anonymous No.12459662]

Threadly reminder.

[Anonymous No.12459676]

Big fan of vit K personally

[Anonymous No.12459682]

>>12459676
I prefer C.

[Anonymous No.12459685]

romania mentioned :)

what's wrong with premeds? what are they?

t.mathoid

[Anonymous No.12459703]

>>12459685
gross

[Anonymous No.12459705]

>>12459703
rude :(

[Anonymous No.12459727]

I have had a cough for two days, I am fatigued and today I started to develop a very mild fever. Has coronachan embraced me in her warm loving arms or do I just have a respiratory virus?

[Anonymous No.12459740]

EMS bros > nursoid roasties

[Anonymous No.12459747]

>>12459650
Research is kinda gay. I prefer pure practice.

[Anonymous No.12459864]

>>12459650
Gonna ask the same question as I did in the last thread as I'm desperate for help:

What were fellow med-fags' study routines like in pre-clinical years? And how did you study?

What I do is: Go over lecture notes, watch lecture, make Anki cards.
Is this the right way? My cards are fairly heavy so maybe I should make them shorter

[Anonymous No.12459881]

>>12459864
>My cards are fairly heavy so maybe I should make them shorter
One to three units of information per card, the les the better
If I was to go back to my pre-clinical years I would definitely have used anki more and realized that most of the stuff you lear is pure memorization(of course you should understand what you're talking about). Also, I would start memorizing stuff as early as possible and use pictures with Anki basics or image occlusion enhanced. Sketchy micro is also top tier for some subjects like microbiology.

[Anonymous No.12459949]

>>12459740
Based

>>12459747
Ultra based chad practitioner physician.

[Anonymous No.12459950]

>>12459685
Premed = Fraierii dinainte de a intra la medicină. Noi nu-i avem, doar americanii și alte câteva țări.

[Anonymous No.12459964]

>>12459950
This is an english only board

[Anonymous No.12460007]

>>12459950
aaa lol
ce bazat ca intalnesc un alt roman
nu am mai vazut alti romani pe alte board uri inafara de int

>>12459964
seethe

[Anonymous No.12460008]

>>12459964
Yeah, yeah, but when the frogs spoke to each other nobody gave a fuck, so fuck off dumb newfag.

[Anonymous No.12460010]

>>12460007
Mai sunt și pe /lit/. Doar pe astea 3 am văzut useri care să se dea români. Și mai e un brașovean pe /sci/ din câte știu.

[Anonymous No.12460077]

>>12459864
find out what's right for you. I tried Anki, just didn't have the discipline to study whenever an app told me to. In clinical, I made charts with the medications and for symptoms. The pathophys I just studied it from the textbook and that's it.

[Anonymous No.12460162]

>>12459864
>Anki cards.

My experience with flash cards was that they were generally only good for things that you just have to memorize. If you can reason it out, you shouldn't need a flash card for it. Also flash cards take way too much time to make and I am lazy and try to do the least amount of work for the most benefit.

My study routine was:
>Go to lecture
>Pay attention and reason through things as the lecturer is presenting
>Quickly review the slides when I get home and make sense of anything I didn't catch during the lecture
>Skim through first aid and see if there was any additional information I should know

Generally, I would study a few hours over the weekend. When boards came around I was studying up to 6-8 hours a day for the month leading up to it but that included me ignoring lectures.

[Anonymous No.12460166]

>>12460162
>>12459864
Oh, and get videos. I used sketchy micro, pathoma, and first aid videos (they are all amazing) on my weekend time.

[Anonymous No.12460200]

any norway bros here? is it worth it to study here or is it better to study aboard?

[Anonymous No.12460245]

>>12459881
>>12460077
>>12460162
Thanks lads. Think I'm making the mistake of not thoroughly and deeply understanding the notes before shoving the material into Anki cards.

I'll modify my method and hopefully it helps. Will report back after my tests next week

[Anonymous No.12460343]

>>12460008
Not if I had anything to say about it

[Anonymous No.12460590]

After months I saw a picture of a nurse I used to date and later left. I always feel like I could've done more but she wasn't into it as much as I was.
Listening to Grigorii Leps rn.

[Anonymous No.12460730]

>>12459747
cringe

t. cucked someone out of a med school spot and a residency spot and now doing just basic research and stealing research gibs from seething biomeds

[Anonymous No.12460747]

>>12459740
men in general > any female employee
even gay dudes

[Anonymous No.12460820]

>>12460730
Imagine NOT having a hidden underground laboratory where you conduct experiments for the greater good. There's no ethics rules while underground, those rules are only for surface dwellers. Also based because you can fund private research with under-the-table type payment.
Right now I have a participant coming to my lair to help me with some research. All I do is force them into a room with no lights on and they have to continue screaming until the lights come on. I leave them alone in the dark for an hour, then I flicker the lights on/off once per second and then I throw fireworks outside the door and get my dog to bark at them. After all of this happens I record perirectal galvanic skin responses with combined introduction of vicious whipping. So far I've found psychological stress has no effect on pucker factor, even when paired with the whipping control. Also, I've went ahead and have been sampling urine for a manipulation control - there is elevated sugar in the piss which indicated adrenocortico hormone release. I'm stumped, anyone have suggestions?

[Anonymous No.12461010]

>>12460820
>tfw no cushy unit 731 research job

[Anonymous No.12461862]

>>12460747
Depends. I had some super nerdy incel like friends in uni that only knew to talk about medicine and that was it, the ultimate definition of a NPC.

I mean, yeah, autistic as he is, he does the job well, but damn sometimes I wish I could kill him.

[Anonymous No.12462290]

Been thinking about vitamin K all day

[Anonymous No.12462914]

>>12459662
yo honestly.... it sorta hit me a couple days ago but FUCK nursoids and other midlevels

what is your opinion about this link. honestly rip to anesthesiology. it was a specialty i was considering but it seems so uncertain right now.

https://www.beckersasc.com/anesthesia/cms-could-permanently-waive-crna-supervision-rules-4-insights.html


one more FUCK nursoids

[Anonymous No.12463130]

>>12462914
>what is your opinion
"People" with less hours and knowledge than an anaesthesiologist should not do it unsupervised. Simple as, idk why 'muricans are so assblasted, they invented these retarded titles "NP, PA, CRNA, BSN, BLABLA" when they're poorly controlled. Boomer doctors like them apparently.

[Anonymous No.12463293]

do /med/oids regret studying medicine? do you wish you studied something else?

[Anonymous No.12463398]

>>12463293
Not really. The only things I see myself doing besides medicine are journalism, literature or philosophy, but besides the fact that you have to read a shit ton of books which I do like, they don't interest me that much.

[Anonymous No.12463844]

>>12463293
it's shit but so is everything else

[Anonymous No.12463984]

>>12460590
Nah mate, you dodged a bullet.

[Anonymous No.12463985]

>>12463398
>journo
Kys nigger

[Anonymous No.12464226]

>>12463985
Why? I like investigative journalism, seems pretty fun and you need to have a lot of knowledge on how to persuade people and shit like that, not writing pop culture shit.

[Anonymous No.12464441]

Any MD PhD babes on here? In my first year and haven't found a lab yet. When did you start rotations?

[Anonymous No.12464731]

What are some niche specs that not everyone goes into as is good as a primary spec?

By primary spec I mean emergency medicine as opposed to disaster medicine where you need a fellowship.

[Anonymous No.12465264]

Does my friend have Fibromyalgia?

He had never had any big issues with pain until he twisted his ankle in march 2019. He did some exercise in order to minimize the pain. It never went away, nor didn't it bother him until the summer of 2020. He didn't have to take pain killers but he complained about it more and more. He did an x-ray, but it showed nothing. Then in october he started to get tingling in his left arm and some minor pains. Then some weeks later the pain in his ankle spread to other parts of both legs (calves, knees), he got sore muscles, problems with sleep, sweating, chills, sore hips, stiffness in muscles. cracking joints. It came very suddenly and it has been the same since the day it began (28 october 2020)

He got a positive test for antibodies against Lyme, but antibiotics didn't do anything. He is now clueless about what is causing his problems.

I thought about fibro when I heard about it. Is this how fibro usually start?

[Anonymous No.12465581]

What does "following simple commands" mean in this context (basketball player who collapsed on Saturday)? Guessing it means he has brain activity and he's not gonna go Schiavo but after that, who knows?

[Anonymous No.12465610]

>>12463293
Not at all. Once you get into medicine and you understand the subject you end up loving it.

[Anonymous No.12465715]

>>12465264
>Does my friend have Fibromyalgia?

Fibromyalgia pretty much only shows up in people with mental illness (including anxiety and depression). So if they have these issues, then yes they could have it. That being said, it's a bullshit diagnosis.

[Anonymous No.12465716]

>>12459650
My diagnosis is immediately clamped.
I'm sorry, there is no cure.
That will be 500$.

[Anonymous No.12465723]

>>12465715
Dumb post. Doesn't resolve chicken or egg, there could be many reasons for a given cluster.

You everything is psychogenic magic fools are like a disease. Get the fuck out of medicine and stay out.

[Anonymous No.12465737]

>>12465723
Awww, did I stwike a nerve? Go fuck yourself with your pandering to mentally ill people. Nobody in medicine takes these people seriously except psych specialists, and half of them hate fucking dealing with those whiners anyway.

[Anonymous No.12465745]

>>12465737
Substanceless, ego based junk. You might as well have not responded.

[Anonymous No.12465753]

>>12465716
https://www.atcc.org/search#q=Umbilical&sort=relevancy&f:contentTypeFacetATCC=[Products]
https://www.atcc.org/search#q=placenta&sort=relevancy&f:contentTypeFacetATCC=[Products]

[Anonymous No.12465758]

>>12459650
just got into med school, am i still premed trash

[Anonymous No.12465769]

>>12465723
>>12465745

How curious, you don't seem to have any input other than "that comment is wrong, fuck you."

[Anonymous No.12465775]

>>12465769
You didn't make any comment. The logic behind your case was broken, you failed to engage with it at all.

[Anonymous No.12465843]

>>12465775
>You didn't make any comment. The logic behind your case was broken, you failed to engage with it at all.

Except that's not true. It's well known that it most often coincides with anxiety/depression among other mental illness and the first line treatment is antidepressants. You can be mad all you want, but that doesn't change the facts.

[Anonymous No.12465862]

For about a week my pinky toe has been red, a bit swollen, the joint is moderately painful to the touch and it itches quite a lot especially at night
There are no white spots, flaky skin or anything like that, it's just red. I haven't injured my toe or anything lately.
Anyone know what it could be?

[Anonymous No.12465870]

covid

[Anonymous No.12465892]

>>12465870
I haven't gone outside for a month

[Anonymous No.12465901]

This thread is fucking shit. Why is it always full of premeds asking for advice? Fucking scram.

[Anonymous No.12465931]

Ok niggers, am I retarded for applying to Medicine? I’m getting interviews back too so there’s a chance I might actually get in

[Anonymous No.12465934]

>>12465931
ayy cyclebro here, best of luck w all the zoom interviews

[Anonymous No.12465947]

>>12459650
Is there a term for when the actual rate of my heart is OK but it doesn't feel like there's much actual juice when I check my carotid pulse? (Not asking for advice or anything, just doing research)

[Anonymous No.12465951]

>>12465947
Like the rate of pulses is decent but the pulses themselves seem weak as
Whats the term for it?

[Anonymous No.12466086]

>>12465892
Loser

[Anonymous No.12466092]

>>12465951
dude are you actually retarded you could figure this out within 5 seconds on duckduckgo. It's called hypotension

[Anonymous No.12466605]

>>12466086
:)

[Anonymous No.12466973]

Sometimes when I wake up suddenly I feel a pulsating or throbbing sensation at my vertex. It doesn't even hurt, it's just unpleasant. I'm afraid it might be an aneurysm or some such.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.12467282]

>>12465715
>That being said, it's a bullshit diagnosis.
What else could it be?

[Anonymous No.12467735]

>>12467282
Complex regional pain syndrome (formerly reflex sympathetic dystrophy). Or lyme disease/post treatment lyme disease.

Regardless, dude needs to keep his muscles stretched.

[Anonymous No.12467980]

>>12465264
>my friend
it's you, isn't it

[Anonymous No.12467997]

>>12459864
I tried Anki but i only use it for exams. After that i stop using. Like another anon said, making the cards takes too long and some pre-made decks are worthless.

Right now i take notes in a outline format from books. I don't watch lectures i just take notes from books. I wish i could just read the book once and remember everything.

[Anonymous No.12468111]

Post the books that helped you the most in medical school. Now that I'm a few months away from the end of this entire shitshow, I realized valuable this little shit was for me.

Also UCSF Hospitalist's Handbook helped me a lot, but there's a free app for it instead.

[Anonymous No.12468183]

>>12463130
>BSN
I disagree and agree to a point. The point of low to mid level practice in nursing, as in CNAs, LPNs, RNs, etc. are to allow people to get into the medical field and start working while continuing their education and becoming better care providers. A CNA or LPN does nothing that an RN can't/won't do, but having them allows these people to start working without being overwhelmed or in major debt by allowing them to take smaller steps to becoming an RN. BSN should be the goal of every nurse, as they actually know what the fuck they're doing, and honestly I trust people with a Bachelor's more than an associate's. However, I understand how becoming a LPN first may be a better route for Mary Sue, who can't afford 2+ years of school right off the bat, but wants to get her foot in the door.

I will agree however that NPs should only be used in roles to take free clinic issues and stress off of real doctors so they can focus on better shit. Not everyone can even become an NP, as the education is usually competitive. But PAs shouldn't exist.

[Anonymous No.12468187]

>>12462914
Friendly reminder that if you're an ms3 you don't know shit about shit, and the dumbest nurse knows more than you about patient care.

[Anonymous No.12468210]

>>12468183
BSN is a meme, the only thing they have on RNs is that they spent more money to write papers and appease boomer teachers who havent nursed in 30 years. Look into any RN-BSN program, it's 99% bullshit busywork
PAs exist so nurses can call someone in the middle of the night to ask for some drugs for a patient when NPs arent available, and day shift didn't solve the problem. In theory this should be a nursing position, but NPs are the only nurses allowed to prescribe drugs here, for better or worse

[Anonymous No.12468281]

>>12468210
>but NPs are the only nurses allowed to prescribe drugs here
Would you prefer RN retards prescribing drugs or someone who has more medical schooling?

Also, out here having a BSN is a requirement for certain fields of nursing.

[Anonymous No.12468290]

how often should i have a shrink appointment if i take neuroleptic and antidepressant and im diagnosed with stpd?

[Anonymous No.12468368]

>>12468183
>implying physicians don't like the bread and butter cases

[Anonymous No.12468753]

>>12468281
>>12468183
>>12463130
>>12462914
Only MDs, DOs, and higher should be able to prescribe and practice medicine.

Only MDs, DOs, and higher should wear a white coat in a clinical and healthcare setting.

Only MDs, DOs, and higher should be called doctor. PhDs should find another title.

Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.12468838]

>>12465862
Bump

[Anonymous No.12468870]

How do we fix the fact that medical staff, from doctors to nurses is made up of the same midwits as in the general population?

[Anonymous No.12468940]

>>12468870
in my country where the entrance exam is sort of like an IQ test, might help filter those out.

though I'm not sure how effective it is at doing that, since tons of my classmates are fucking retards

[Anonymous No.12468949]

>>12459650
dear lord give me strength to keep going
I must cram all my Anki cards in for my exam on Thursday, today, or else I'm fucked because I won't remember shit. tomorrow is review day

[Anonymous No.12469004]

>>12468949
Just drop out, nigger.

What the fuck is the problem with americans? It seems all they fucking do is to review bullshit book padding instead of learning to treat patients.

[Anonymous No.12469019]

>>12468870
It's almost as if you don't know what the medical field is about. It's service sector nigger, and the job itself isn't any more demanding than physical work.

[Anonymous No.12469048]

>>12469004
I'm European.. and I'm still in my pre-clinical years

[Anonymous No.12469105]

>>12469019
it does make a difference since normalniggers and midwiterinos in the medical field are just as dumb and frightened of the coof-19

[Anonymous No.12469119]

>>12469105
Most retarded post I've seen in a while. Like extremely low effort, not even trying.

[Anonymous No.12469124]

is it worth seeing an ENT over potential Eustachian Tube Dysfunction?
Symptoms from the last year:
>fullness feeling in right ear
>Tinnitus
>slightly worse hearing (maybe 80% the hearing left ear has)
it's definitely not earwax buildup

the last week there's also a mucous-like sound whenever I squeeze my eyes closed or open my mouth wide. It's not bothersome but it's so obviously loud that I figure it would be normal to get it checked out.

[Anonymous No.12469133]

>>12469124
See your FM and fuck off. Haven't even seen a doctor and you diagnose yourself...

[Anonymous No.12469143]

>ob/gyn
The most fucking insufferable spec there is. Holy shit, so many things CAN happen to the mother, yet most of the patients I've seen were healthy and had no issues, all consults came out fine, everything checked out. Is it a 'murican thing to be ill when pregnant or what?

I HAVENT SEEN ONE (1) PRAEVIA PLACENTA FOR FUCKS SAKE REEEE

[Anonymous No.12469148]

>>12468111
checked

[Anonymous No.12469160]

>>12468753
Doctor is an academic title though. PhDs have a deep appreciation for STEM, even more so than some physicians though their studies are niche and necessary. It's deserving and equal in academic magnitude but not in IRL utility.

[Anonymous No.12469167]

>>12469148
Based. Also r8 my socks.

[Anonymous No.12469177]

>>12469133
>WAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH STOP LOOKING UP INFO ONLINE WAAAAAAH
suck my dick money-grubbing KIKE. only a retard would purposely stay ignorant of everything besides what your doctor tells you. and how do you know I haven't seen my doctor? that's how I know it's not earwax buildup to begin with. you need a referral to see a specialist where I live. what a dumb attitude to take to begin with. retard jew KIKE.

[Anonymous No.12469183]

>>12469177
Who are you quoting Sir? Stay seething.

[Anonymous No.12469212]

>>12469183
YOU KIKE. YOU FUCKING KIKE. you just want to talk down to the normies and have everyone bow down to worship your superior credentials. you want everyone to shut up when it comes to medical issues, even if it concerns them directly. you will NEVER be respected like you dream of being. fucking jew doctor. in ten years your profession will be replaced by computer programmes. glorified pill dispenser. suck my dick nerd.

[Anonymous No.12469226]

>>12469212
Try harder, obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.12469579]

>>12469124
See your FM pal.

[Anonymous No.12469675]

What specialty will give this kind of energy off when you enter a room?

[Anonymous No.12469706]

>>12469675
Nuerology

[Anonymous No.12469714]

>>12469124
It's wax dumbass

[Anonymous No.12469734]

>>12469177
Only intelligent post here

[Anonymous No.12469736]

>>12468111
>>12469148
>>12469167
Just bought this today. Really looking forward to having a paper copy. I have also bought The Top 100 Drugs: Clinical Pharmacology and Practical Prescribing. Hoping to read 1-2 drugs every night before sleeping.

Apart from Anki, do you guys use any apps that are helpful? I have all my notes in OneNote, but am considering using Notability as well. Think that real time sync with the laptop and the tablet is pretty good. Just found out about Evernotes Scannable app as well. Sometimes I really wish I learnt some things before the final year.

[Anonymous No.12469757]

>>12468753
Doctor = PhD
Physician = MD

[Anonymous No.12469758]

>>12469048
What are you doing in this thread then? Fuck off, premed shit. You're literally reviewing highschool garbage and you can't keep up with it.

[Anonymous No.12469765]

>>12469160
MDs dont do research, and rarely even remember highschool maths

[Anonymous No.12469851]

>>12469765
MD's do a lot of clinical research, even outside of academic centers. They don't do the statistics though, that's usually passed off to a statistician hired by the organization.

[Anonymous No.12469912]

>>12469758
We don't have premed in EU kek
get out nursoid

[Anonymous No.12469935]

>>12469851
>MD's do a lot of clinical research
They don't even know statistics, how the fuck are they supposed to model disease behavior and the outcome of interventions? Just read a handful of papers on any topic, see how full of bullshit and incongruent findings are them. They publish shit as graduation requisites, not because they know the fuck they are doing. At most you can take some case study to laugh at what the retards were doing.

[Anonymous No.12470272]

>>12469736
Pathoma
Osmosis
Oxford handblook clinical med
tintinallis handbook manual for ER med
lippincotts illustrated review: pharmacology
do practice problems from your textbook

Don't fall for the modern cloud text processors (e.g. evernote). Just get libreoffice (free and you can rice it out, see pic). If you want to do any writing over PDFs of PP presentations then get "write on PDF" for a tablet. I think paper notes are chad. Also, if you really NEED cloud storage then I recommend Next Cloud, it's free and easy to sync files across android/mac/PC/linux/ios. You also can straight up buy medical school notes (https://www.medstudentnotes.com/)) I don't recommend it because you should be making personalized notes for you are your own special kind of retarded.

Another thing with next cloud, it will auto sync onto your hard drive, so when you type up notes and save them, NC will auto send the information to the server and whatever other machine you use can be set up to auto-recieve it as long as it's powered on. If you're going to fall for the tablet meme I recommend getting anything but iOS because they're open about designing their OS to make previous models obsolete - go Android. Avoid the "e-ink" kindle/writer combo atrocities because they're autistic and suck.

This is chad load-out:
Laptop/books/tablet
printer paper with clipboard
small notebook for rounds
fountain pen w/ ink cartridges (nurses fear this)
snacks/water

[Anonymous No.12470523]

>>12470272
>fountain pen
Larp
>water
Yikes

[Anonymous No.12470566]

Why is chronic pain always the worst in the morning? The first few hours of the day are absolutely hellish for me (thoracic vertebra injury), but the pain goes away almost to nothing after that

[Anonymous No.12470569]

>studying to be PMHNP
>everyone thinks they're doctors (basically are psychiatrists to be fair)
>med students absolutely seething at NPs for being associated with them, especially ones who wear white coats (even though it's usually required by various programs)
I have no real point here besides the fact PHMNPs shouldn't really be called nurses at all. I will admit other NP specialities are meh which kind of reinforces my point

I've been heavily interested in mental heakth for a while and will easily take 2/3rds the salary of a psychiatrist if it means there's a better job market, way better work life balance and no medical school [debt] or residencies. Again I have no point besides just being interested in the general sentiments of pmhnps

[Anonymous No.12470578]

>>12470566
Probably sleeping in a way that compresses whatever nerves are involved. This isn't my speciality but when you sleep, stick a thin folded blanket under the arch of your back regardless of if you sleep on your back or side, obviously won't work for stomach. Aside from pain, if you sleep on your back it'll force diaphragm breathing helping any potential apnea

Also do yoga nigga

[Anonymous No.12470581]

>>12470578
>>12470566
Folded pillow, not blanket* also just read about good sleep posture in general, you might also be going full retard with your neck

[Anonymous No.12470601]

Regarding OP, ortho is allegedly good for lifestyle. Not sure how anesthesia is good for research when it's probably the most brainless, mind numbing field

[Anonymous No.12470606]

>>12470523
T. Fearful nurse

[Anonymous No.12470725]

>>12470272

[Anonymous No.12470773]

>>12470566
It's because what every your injury was, it causes inflammation in the muscle which in term causes stiffness. Edema is a normal bodily reaction to injury, but it also causes restriction. You will find that if you have a muscle that is infiltrated with edema, by using the muscle you will essentially move the fluid out of the tissues and it will feel normal. It's a basic principal behind physical therapy.

[Anonymous No.12470787]

>>12470725
no. what IS that? I wear a medelita lab coat - so comfy and worth the money

[Anonymous No.12470819]

>>12470787
A Scottevest. Guess its discontinued now. Easy alteration, adding a bunch of pockets.

[Anonymous No.12470823]

>>12470725
Gross
>>12470787
Based and white man pilled

[Anonymous No.12470933]

A-are we winning the war, dietitians ?

[Anonymous No.12471041]

How often do MDs roast psychology?

[Anonymous No.12471101]

>>12470933
jesus christ is this TLC or something?

[Anonymous No.12471187]

>>12471101
Might as well be

[Anonymous No.12471281]

Everyone and their mother knows the shitty osmolarity estimation: 2Na+Gluc(18^-1)+BUN(2.8^-1).
Why exactly are Glucose divided by 18 and BUN by 2.8? Nobody seems to cite whoever came up with it.

[Anonymous No.12471283]

I did it /med/!
got my 3.5 GPA in my pre-med years!

[Anonymous No.12471299]

>>12471283
I wonder if in 5 years you premed fuckers will keep posting in this thread or you'll fuck off and be replaced by new premeds. I'm quite tired of your blogging bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12471335]

>>12470523
Pretty much this.

>>12470272
Fountain pen is plebbit tier. Pilot G2 pen is what chad's use my brother (0.7mm ofc) . I buy them in bulk.

>>12469736
Get Tarascon's Pharmacopeia for rounds if you're not familiar with medication. It's super compact.

>>12470725
Fucking gross, dude.

>>12470787
>white coat
I just put over my pic related. It's much comfier and works well with jeans/khakis + shirt.

[Anonymous No.12471384]

>>12469119
t. scared of the sniffles

[Anonymous No.12471393]

>>12468940
IQ is psychology (pseudoscience).

[Anonymous No.12471396]

>>12471393
okay brainlet

[Anonymous No.12471399]

>>12471396
Seethe.

[Anonymous No.12471415]

>>12471281
nevermind, i found out.

[Anonymous No.12471890]

Man I'm making the jump from resident to icu registrar and I made the mistake of telling them I quit my old job early so I could have a 2 month holiday. Now they are "asking" me to come in for an unpaid observership, which is total bullshit. Anyway thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.12472390]

i have noticed that my dominant right side is becoming slightly weaker and smaller. i lift weights and my left arm is more shredded and has more veins and it's slightly bigger. even my right eye is a little bit lazier than the left.
can this be the start of something serious or is it nothing? the difference is slight but it's there. pic unrelated i haven't taken any rona vaccine

[Anonymous No.12472404]

>>12471890
kek you just got fucked. what happens if you don't do the observing job? seems fucking useless and a waste of time. you should at least ask for money considering it's your time.

[Anonymous No.12473002]

>>12471041
I personally do not.

[Anonymous No.12473008]

>>12471890
Before you jump into conclusions ask anyone who's already inside if they asked the same from them. That way you could confirm they're giving you a whole different trait and tell them to drown on cocks.

[Anonymous No.12473248]

>>12473002
pseud

[Anonymous No.12473307]

>>12473248
How does that make me a pseud?

[Anonymous No.12473614]

>collegue fucked up
>i got signaled for it instead
seething

[Anonymous No.12474171]

can someone pls exploin

[Anonymous No.12474191]

>>12474171
dominant, so 100% expression whether homo or hetero I think

[Anonymous No.12474434]

>>12474171
>>12474191

Penetrance is how much of the phenotype you exhibit of the genotype.

Think of retinoblastoma. If you have the faulty RB gene, you will likely develop retinoblastoma. But not everyone with the faulty RB gene does. This is because you need the "two hit hypothesis" to knock out the other gene for RB. If you have one and it functions normally and never gets knocked out, you never develop retinoblastoma. Penetrance is essentially the likelihood of developing retinoblastoma if you have a faulty RB gene.

[Anonymous No.12474646]

>>12474434
How do you explain this so well? I understand it and I knew it before but the way I explain it sounds like shit.

[Anonymous No.12474707]

>>12474646
It comes down to how well you understand the material. All you need to do is break down the material you are describing to it's most basic components. When the foundation is there, the other pieces are easy to build upon and easily fall into place.

You know that it's an autosomal dominant disease, therefor, it must be expressed in some fashion. You also know that for some reason people with the RB mutation don't all develop retinoblastoma. Now you need the explanation as to the difference between the people who develop the cancer and those who don't. Then you resummarize the topic at hand in different words.

[Anonymous No.12474750]

>>12474707
so is the "other gene" something that prevents another dysfunctional gene's expression, making the disease a 2 gene dysfunction, and the other gene's presence or absence is what penetrance is denoting?

[Anonymous No.12474780]

>>12474750
Yes. RB gene is a cancer suppressing gene (I don't remember exactly how it does it, whether it's DNA repair or not). You have two because you got one from each of your parents. You technically only need one gene to not have cancer. However, what they've found is that it's actually pretty common to lose one of those genes through mutation/knockout. So if both are normal, it is unlikely that you'd mutate both. If one is abnormal, then the second one needs to be knocked out before you develop the cancer. The penetrance denotes your chance to knock out that second gene.

Keep in mind though that this is different from variable expression. In variable expression, you would show mixtures of phenotypes. With penetrance, you either show that aspect of the phenotype or you don't. With RB, you either have cancer or you don't.

[Anonymous No.12475527]

>>12459650
exam in 14mins boys

cardiovascular anatomy, histology and embryology
pray4me

[Anonymous No.12475538]

>>12475527
FU
UCJIDS
I'm so nervous

my dick needs to relax
DEEP breath

[Anonymous No.12475563]

>>12475527
>>12475538
wtf that was way too easy bros

im a fukin genius

[Anonymous No.12475595]

Guys what is the routine inpatient bowel prep for colonoscopy in your hospital?

[Anonymous No.12475601]

>>12475595
Liquids only diet.

[Anonymous No.12475602]

>>12468111
For me, it's Washington's Manual of Medicine and Tintinalli's Handbook.

[Anonymous No.12475624]

>>12468111
>>12475602
Oxford handbooks seem nice (Emergency medicine and Acute medicine ones are nice) but their units are in retarded britbong mmols and can be confusing. Also heavily based on british medical system.

[Anonymous No.12475633]

>>12469736
The only apps you need are MD Calc, UpToDate (for clinical info) and Medscape (offline drug reference part is good).

Anki is good but I have to make my own decks and it gets boring sometimes.

As the other anon said, don't fall for online note taking services. Either have a physical note book or a word files.

[Anonymous No.12475723]

>cute nursie giggled at my joke

[Anonymous No.12475812]

What type of exercise should I do if I'm underweight (5kg(11lb) under)? light weight training? cardio only? how intense etc.? or should I avoid exercise all together? would exercise help with gaining weight?

[Anonymous No.12475814]

>>12475723
ΒΑΣΕΔ

[Anonymous No.12475819]

>>12475812
Υες

[Anonymous No.12475936]

>>12475812
SS + GOMAD

[Anonymous No.12475976]

>>12475812
SS+GOMAD+OATS
Guaranteed 5kg gain per 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.12475987]

>>12475936
>>12475976
appreciate it lads but I lifted weight consistently for years, don't need help with programming or anything this is just my first time ever being underweight (had some health issues recently) so more wondering if it's even safe to work out or if programming/intensity should be approached differently when underweight vs normally

[Anonymous No.12476049]

>>12475987
As long as your take a couple portions of carbohydrates and fats before lifting you can be as intense as you want.
Do bodybuilding, powerlifting or whatever thing that doesn't count as cardio.

[Anonymous No.12476085]

how will medical healthcare look like in 2050?

Will there be proper treatments for any of these conditions?:

-Diabetes
-Alzheimers
-Cancer
-Rheumatic diseases
-Autoimmune diseases
-Parkinson
-MS
-ALS

[Anonymous No.12476236]

>>12476085
What's proper?

[Anonymous No.12476354]

>>12476236
treatments that could make patients be free from symptoms

[Anonymous No.12476368]

>>12476354
No such thing for any entity. Symptoms, discomfort and adverse effects are de facto and expected with all medication/drug since they're all agents foreign to the human body.
Even things as innocent and miniscule as an aspirin have to be prescribed with caution.
I'd recommend you to set your expectations from a common sense background and not look for absolutes in the biologic field.

[Anonymous No.12476579]

Just got accepted into medical school. Starting after Fall 2021.
What books should I read during my transition? What books were the best during med school?
I'm bored out of my fucking mind right now. help me anons.

[Anonymous No.12476602]

>>12476579
Walt whitman, leaves of grass. Vivid, like a dream or a time machine. Can increase all your stats

[Anonymous No.12476605]

>>12476085
I think they are all basically treatable if not curable by 2050.

[Anonymous No.12476626]

>>12476602
Fact: Way was a nursoid during the American civil war, and wrote about it

[Anonymous No.12476637]

Walt was a nursoid during the civil war.

[Anonymous No.12476737]

>>12476085
Are Americans still gonna be fat fucks in 2050?

[Anonymous No.12476774]

>>12476579
Books explicitly about medicine, doctors' experiences or mass market non-fiction written by doctors (e.g. Atul Gaywande) are generally bad. If you go down this path you will be indistinguishable from the absolute normies and pajeet and chink strivers who will be your classmates.

Read some good books instead.
Read Moby Dick.
Read Lord of the Rings and Silmarillion.
Read Storm of Steel.
Read The Lightning and the Sun.
Read Revolt Against the Modern World and Mystery of the Grail.
Read Hegel and the Hermetic Tradition.
Read The Decline of the West.
Read The Religious Attitudes of the Indo-Europeans by Gunther.

A good book on philosophy of medicine is Sadegh-Zadeh's Handbook of Analytic Philosophy of Medicine published by Springer.

Read Paul Churchland's Matter and Consciousness, if interested in the brain.

I always see that great practitioners of medicine who really stand out from the crowd are very world-experienced and generally knowledgeable people. You will not be like that if you read about medicine even when not studying. Even reading alone is not enough to be like that.

[Anonymous No.12476857]

>>12476579
Did you prepare for the interview or were you "just yourself"?

[Anonymous No.12476899]

Explain the clamping meme. I've seen someone on /sci/ posting "clamped" or whatever in threads even outside /med/. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.12476990]

If there's this person whom I text a lot every day, is it normal not to remember jackshit of what we talked about, or do I have some kind od early onset dementia?

[Anonymous No.12477021]

>>12476899
Wait you mean to tell me someone took the "clamped" thing out of here?

[Anonymous No.12477044]

I see a NP, I spit on that creatura. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.12477189]

>>12476857
just myself. i didnt prep. spoke from the heart. i suppose

[Anonymous No.12477216]

>>12476774
good list. i've read some of them already.
I was reading on death and dying by Ross which I found nice. Bit preachy but nice

[Anonymous No.12477474]

>>12475527
>>12475538
>>12475563
have another exam tomorrow boys, fooken physiology, let's see if my genius still holds !

[Anonymous No.12477773]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo

Thread theme.

Where's the throat singing poster? I miss him.

[Anonymous No.12478126]

Had paronychia for a week and it doesn't seem to be improving, how long is it meant to last?

[Anonymous No.12478330]

>>12459650
What's your favorite House M.D. episode?

[Anonymous No.12478341]

>>12478330
God damn that was a long time ago, anon. I might rewatch it for the nostalgia. It's probably the one where the black guy is infected with the bacteria from pigeon shit and before house get's the diagnosis, they do a brain biopsy or some shit. Can vaguely remember that episode, it's been a fuck ton of time since I've watched it.

[Anonymous No.12478399]

I coom like 2-6 times a day, that's not bad right? Like it's not gonna give me any problems in the future?

[Anonymous No.12478400]

>>12464226
Investigative journalism is dead. Think of the last time any journo uncovered anything, it's almost always media outlets going with information that was given to them.

[Anonymous No.12478407]

How suicide tier is doing premed while pursuing a BSN

[Anonymous No.12478457]

>>12478407
A nursoid and also a premed? Fuck off, creatura.

[Anonymous No.12478566]

>>12478330
That one episode where they thought it was lupus but then it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.12478615]

>>12478341
the one where he loses half his limbs? Or the one where they put him in a coma?

[Anonymous No.12478825]

>>12476579
nothing medical, you'll be reading that shit the rest of your life. read alot of classics. I aimed for 100 books before I started, you can easily exceed that.
I recommend meditations by marcus aurelius and the fountainhead and atlas shrugged, both by ayn rand.

[Anonymous No.12479171]

>>12476899
A poster with schizophrenia fixated on it. Before he got into clamping he was making the same thread about 5G ten times a day and before that he was probably going on about FEMA camps or some other early '10s conspiracy stuff

[Anonymous No.12479267]

bros I'm not from this board but can you please confirm to me that doctors don't believe in the covid shit when they aren't in a professional setting? I need to prove my s*yboy cousin wrong

[Anonymous No.12479408]

>>12478825
Kys redditor. Basedrelius pop storicism and Gay Rand are Jewish psyops.

[Anonymous No.12479542]

>be me
>go to ophthalmologist today because of dry ass eyes
>he notes how he's fascinated about the *congenital optic disc defect* I have
>doesn't elaborate about it further other than saying it's no big deal
>despite me being a medfag and having ophthalmology online class in physiology last week
>don't want to bother him so I don't say anything (long queue and shit)
I'm curious, medbros. how does it look like? can it cause any problems? seriously how does it look like. I would download all ophthalmology books I could find on zlibrary, but I'm low on time. plz halp. gib the sauce

[Anonymous No.12479562]

>>12459650
What's a good way to get work experience for PA school?

[Anonymous No.12479563]

>>12479562
Fuck off nursoid.

[Anonymous No.12479832]

>>12479563
I'm not a nurse. If I were, that would be work experience.

[Anonymous No.12479913]

>>12479832
PA = NP = useless shit that other countries do not need to have a proper healthcare system. Now go tell that to Mr. Shekelstein.

[Anonymous No.12480002]

>>12477474
exam in 20 mins boys, feel kinda fucked !

[Anonymous No.12480103]

>>12479408
fag. go back to studying for NCLEX

[Anonymous No.12480179]

>>12479562
Anyone has an idea why is this thread always full of students?

Seriously, go make a general on /adv/ and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12480214]

>>12480179
Because professionals and actual attending physicians are working. I post here regularly because unemployed.

[Anonymous No.12480219]

>>12480179
Because most of us are students? Some soon to be docs, some actual docs, idk.

[Anonymous No.12480239]

>>12480214
Actually i'm surpirsed that nobody is asking for guidelines or sources considering the amount of bullshit and 'divine revelations' that make up this field. I guess this job really isn't for curious types.

[Anonymous No.12480245]

What are some good cigar choices for a poorfag?

[Anonymous No.12480256]

>>12480245
ask /ck/ or someshit.

[Anonymous No.12480261]

>>12480219
hello fellow student. How goes your not-work and all studying? I sure hope to never see a student again the moment I graduate and as soon as I do I will change my personality to hate students indefinitely. How should we first insult them ol chap? HA HA HA! Students, am I rite?

[Anonymous No.12480304]

>>12480239
People that have studied enough don't care to ask for a guideline source because they can already tell it by the information presented. People that haven't studied enough don't ask it because they don't care.
There is also the fact that guidelines have a wide variety of treatments according to country so I'd be nonsensical to argue about it.
Evidence based medicine killed medicine.

[Anonymous No.12480366]

>>12480002
>>12477474
>>12475563
>>12475538
>>12475527
that went well boyz

that's me done for this semester!

[Anonymous No.12480381]

>>12480103
shut fuck up seppo redditor soifag I'm a general surgery resident and also not american

[Anonymous No.12480418]

>>12480381
show me your dead and cold eyes or you're a faggot and I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.12480588]

Why can't fellow niggers into ACE inhibitors /med/?

[Anonymous No.12480648]

>>12480261
Sorry, I don't follow. Is this bait?

>>12480588
Because shaniqua and tequan can't into healthy lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.12480817]

>>12480648
What? No. I'm high as fuck and just meming you - Christmas break mein neger

[Anonymous No.12480822]

>>12480817
Shit. I also started the Christmas break today. Exams in January and until then, I won't touch a fucking medical textbook, I just want to catch up on some /lit/ stuff I forgot about.

[Anonymous No.12480912]

>>12480822
You should read House of God in the mean time. There's tons of old-timer memes and phrases in there that are pretty kino. https://b-ok.cc/book/1246090/152c42

[Anonymous No.12480929]

>>12480304
>Evidence based medicine killed medicine.
That can we agree on.

[Anonymous No.12480945]

>>12480912
I'm on some Brostoievski, fuck meme books, not worth any of my time.

[Anonymous No.12480947]

>>12476899
ATAXIA

[Anonymous No.12481037]

>>12480381
>not american
hahahahaa retard

[Anonymous No.12481045]

>>12480381
>LARPing this hard
kys abbo

[Anonymous No.12481068]

>>12481037
>>12481045
>samefagging proud amerifat
Ok, this is epic haha amirite fellow r*dditor?

[Anonymous No.12481174]

>>12481068
seethe harder, nursoid. go change someone's foley

[Anonymous No.12481179]

Does Chronic Lyme exist?

[Anonymous No.12481211]

>>12481179
no

[Anonymous No.12481240]

>>12481174
keep projecting premed. go grab some coffee for the nursoids and stay seething.

[Anonymous No.12481249]

>>12481240
lmao imagine claiming you're a gensurg resident and having this much time to post on /sci/
get off your phone nurse joy, and go change a bedpan

[Anonymous No.12481273]

>>12481249
>implying im the gen surg resident
even worse, how can amerifats be so stupid?

[Anonymous No.12481294]

>20 year old medfags behaving like autistic teenagers
Fuck me this place does some serious damage to you.

[Anonymous No.12481350]

>>12481294
I've been here since 2008. Now I'm 27.
Maybe I stayed around because I was already broken. No way to tell.

[Anonymous No.12481352]

>>12481350
deep. just how I like it ;)

[Anonymous No.12481429]

Do nursoids really...?

[Anonymous No.12482100]

I just wrote my final and it fucked my little pink perirectal sphincter. How do I honestly cope? I want to punch holes in the wall because of pent up sexual energy from being forced in my apartment like a savage fucking animal because of COVID lockdowns and I cant chad on freshwomen like I usually do. Tell me how do into this now please?

[Anonymous No.12482142]

>>12482100
>pent up in cage cuz of covid
U aren't chad

[Anonymous No.12482232]

>>12477021
Yes. There was a thread on either where someone posted a pepe and "clamped" and another poster replied "you motherfucker, I know it's you because theres only one autist who'd post that" or something like that. I think I even saw it on /lit/ once too.

[Anonymous No.12482248]

>>12480304
>>12480929
As someone whose only ever been taught evidence based medicine, want to elaborate on that?

[Anonymous No.12482327]

>>12482248
The age of information shifted the focus of medical education from the experience of master and disciple to generalized unreproducible bullshit with ambiguous conclusions favored by the publish-or-perish culture in which people who have absolutely no clinical experience deal with the specifics of very incomplete information. In addition to this, the american job market artificial inflation encouraged by insurance lobbysts turned the goal of medical education to passing a test based on arbitrary data from the former unreproducible studies by grading better than a percentile of the applicants. Medicine used to be about knowing what to do with the body that was lying in front of you. Just look how many patient cases have been brought up in all these shitty threads.

[Anonymous No.12482334]

>>12482327
And instead, notice how all the fucking threads are plagued by premeds or pre-clinical students shitposting about grades or paramedical disciplines. Medicine is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.12482434]

>>12482248
So yeah. >>12482327 summed up everything almost perfectly. I could only add the fact that evidence based memes encouraged the adoption of arbitrary and utilitarian guidelines that, at least in my country, cuck physicians out of their practice and more often than not curse them to lose malpractice lawsuits because they missed some non-essential medication/procedure at certain time.
Also let's not forget the fact that this guidelines follow lobbies and interests with pharma/politicians and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.12482479]

>>12482434
Ah, that's right. Hippocrates' most important commandment: I shall teach my art to my sons, my teachers sons, my disciples, but no one else; it means fucking nothing now. Everyone and their mother can pick up a guidebook and they're masters of medicine, and more often than not forensic niggers will betray medics because they feel superior by having shallow knowledge of many fields.

[Anonymous No.12482496]

>>12481294
This is the majority of people who graduate medical school. It's a false sense of superiority because anything not specifically medical theory while sucking their dick is an affront to their existence.

It's kind of hitting a boiling point with the whole Dr. Jill Biden controversy and really turning people off. Coronavirus, especially in America, is exposing how irrelevant medical doctors can be seeing how mid levels and nurses are the ones taking care of the pandemic and the pharmaceutical industry has created the vaccine. Then public health officials actually understand the pandemic while the med student specializing in dermatitis for Karen's with Botox realize that they're not really improving health outcomes for people.

[Anonymous No.12482550]

>>12470569
> artificially restrict medical school and residency spots to keep salary and pay high
> people give more scope in practice for affordable practitioners because they're tired of being jew'd by doctors
> doctors start seething because healthcare professionals are prescribing birth control and inhalers without 100,000 hours of clinical experience
> spend millions in lobbying efforts against this (this is real) instead of improving healthcare

nursoids and PA's are the problem in American healthcare though for sure

[Anonymous No.12482601]

>>12482550
As if all of that shit wasn't the fault of insurance niggers. Even so be grateful doctors get to keep their salaries high because anywhere else in the world medicine isn't worth shit. Where I live, a guy at a all center working from home earns the same money per hour as a resident, who's basically a slave and doesn't have leave to go home without explicit permission.

[Anonymous No.12482606]

>>12482601
sounds like there's way too many doctors in your country

[Anonymous No.12482761]

>>12459650
Whenever I cum two days in a row I get suicidal thoughts. Does this indicate there's something wrong with my testosterone levels?

[Anonymous No.12483052]

>>12482761
It indicates you have clinical depression associated with your lifestyle practices. Cheer up, even if you feel you're lying yourself. The more you say positive things, you'll eventually believe them. Life is not about finding "truth", "truth" is a manmade concept that sprung as a coping mechanism to justify the failure of being overtaken by someone with more wits. Life is about living, and the best way to keep on living is being happy. Accept lies and live. Use lies if you may. Lies are the only thing that are certain.

[Anonymous No.12483168]

>>12459650
Bros.. do abbreviations count as one word or several? For example, EDV for end diastolic volume, would that count as one word or several? I need to know

[Anonymous No.12483550]

i Need to start sleeping upright/sitting down in a chair but im afraid of damaging my neck/spine as i fall asleep;any medical advice for this?
can i learn to stay still even during sleep,with the neck erect and avoiding slouching the head?

[Anonymous No.12483675]

>>12459650
>Anal Asian

[Anonymous No.12483690]

>>12483675
heh

[Anonymous No.12483900]

>>12483550
You need or WANT to sleep like that? If you don't have any existing medical recommendation to do so, I NEED you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12483902]

>>12483900
>i need
i SPIT on your needs!

[Anonymous No.12483922]

>>12483902
Spit on my cock, wacko.

[Anonymous No.12483934]

>>12483922
i DANCE and REVEL,i SPIN and i LEAP

[Anonymous No.12484057]

>>12483934
And i don't TAKE my MEDS.

[Anonymous No.12484087]

>>12483168
several thousand words
>>12483550
yes it's good for your health

[Anonymous No.12484117]

>>12483168
one word, write an abbreviation into a word doc and check the word count before/after. The word processors are programmed to follow those types of rules

[Anonymous No.12484577]

>>12484117
thanks man, I had an exam and had to type my answers into a word document. it's stupid, how can you even prevent cheating that way?

[Anonymous No.12484603]

>We have an ageing population so we need more young people
>But we are overpopulated so don't reporduce
>Wait no we have to stop THE COVID at any cost to the economy or other health outcomes, or octogenarians might die and who has ever heard of octogenarians dying
>Let's do it by making everyone wear a cloth muzzle loosely over their faces
>And lock down everything because that worked the first 3 times we tried that everywhere around the world - just look at Australia!
>If you want to kill yourself because there's nothing left to live for you're just selfish!
>But also protests are fine if they're BLM or XR - nothing else though!
Why is every one of my fellow students and every doctor I know such a cognitively dissonant retard?

[Anonymous No.12484677]

>>12484603
You're the odd one out, schizo.

[Anonymous No.12484679]

>>12484603
imagine being this retarded, lmao.

[Anonymous No.12484748]

>>12484603
>yes, I am a scrub GPA MS that watches InforWars unironically
The age group with most deaths are 50-65 year olders. (You)ing so I can be on the screencap.

[Anonymous No.12484751]

>what this here, an application?
>let me take a look at this
>sips soi milk
>spews it out all over the screen in outrage
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST APPLY FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL WITHOUT AN UNDERGRADUATE DEGREE. I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHARMD AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND A HIGH IQ, YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO KIDDIE SCHOOL SO MY CHRONIES MAKE EVEN MORE MONEY. HOW DARE YOU. LET ME SAY IT IS "ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED" "NO EXCEPTIONS". HOW DARE YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOU FUCKING BIGOT. YOU NEED TO DO IT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE REEEEEEEEEEESE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY? THAT DOESN'T FUCKING COMPUTE, BIGOT. PAY THE GOD DAMNED TOLL AND PUT 2 YEARS INTO STUPID GEN EDS AND OTHER SHIT EVEN THOUGH YOU MEET THE COURSE REQUIREMENTS ABOVE AND BEYOND. YOUR BEHAVIOR IS CONDECENDING AND PROBLEMATIC, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE MY CREDENTIALS? I HAVE A FUCKING BACHELORS (IN GENDER STUDIES) UNLIKE YOU.

[Anonymous No.12484766]

>>12484751
Why are medical schools like this?

I have an actual PharmD and have practiced as a pharmacist for two years but no undergrad and they treat me like shit everytime I try to apply.

I don't have two years to go back for pointless stuff. I'm considering making it look like I have cancer and telling them I don't have much longer.

[Anonymous No.12484770]

>>12484751
>>12484766
who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.12484818]

>>12484766
If you want to get into the career with a pity story just tell them you're a tranny with ptsd. You already post like one.

[Anonymous No.12485042]

>>12484818
crawling in my skin. these wounds they will not heal.

[Anonymous No.12485146]

>>12485042
This is a blue board!

[Anonymous No.12485238]

>>12485146
back to meddit you go fren.

[Anonymous No.12485244]

>>12485238
Back to the red boards you go degenerate

[Anonymous No.12485264]

>>12484677
>>12484679
>>12484748
Samefagging this hard. Enjoy being responsible for literally every suicide and missed cancer treatment as a result of your 20 years of house arrest.

[Anonymous No.12485276]

>>12484751
Medicine fucking sucks stay a pharmachad and get the big bux.
All the developments in medicine are done by engineers or pharma people anyway.

[Anonymous No.12485278]

>>12485244
you're clearly a newfag, besides the fact that you should definitely lurk moar, you should also look up the old threads in warosu because we used to post plenty of nsfw shit with lesions, placentas, kidneys and post debridement wounds.

>>12485264
eat shit, faggot.

[Anonymous No.12485297]

>>12485278
>JUST SHUT FUCKING EVERYTHING AND STAY HOME FOREVER OMG THE HECKIN BOOMERINOS WEAR A CLOTH FACE COVERING NOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.12485309]

>>12485297
my bad, I meant stop eating shit.

[Anonymous No.12485333]

>>12485297
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.12485338]

>>12485309
based

[Anonymous No.12485344]

>>12485333
Forever.
You want everyone to do this forever.

[Anonymous No.12485345]

>>12485264
unclamp.

[Anonymous No.12485367]

>>12485344
uh huh, so?

[Anonymous No.12485386]

>>12485367
You should be killed

[Anonymous No.12485545]

I've had this shitty virus for eight days now. When will it fucking end? I am more or less asymptomatic but my extremely mild fever, headache, and pneumonia just don't wanna go away. I don't want to miss Christmas.

[Anonymous No.12485564]

>>12485386
So what are you gonna do about it huh? What'cha gonna do about it chud?

[Anonymous No.12485569]

>>12485545
The virus doesn't exist. You just got the flu.

[Anonymous No.12485695]

Is pharmacy worth it?
Idk if I'm jewish enough for med school, are pharmacists just pill counting cucks or do they get to do anything cool?

[Anonymous No.12485701]

>>12485695
i would say its not worth it because i barely passed pharmacology and it was the worst subject i have studied

[Anonymous No.12485732]

What's the condition called that results if I expose my limbs to cold water for an extended period of time?

>inb4 it's called "you're iced out"

what's the professional terminology?

[Anonymous No.12485838]

>>12485564
Kill you ;3

[Anonymous No.12485842]

>>12485732
Iceitis
>>12485701
Pharmacology is the pillar of medicine. Being good at pharmacology involves mastering like 3 different assignments.

[Anonymous No.12485866]

>>12485842
the pillar of medicine is semiology.

[Anonymous No.12485871]

>>12485842
>>12485732
*iceosis

[Anonymous No.12486254]

>>12482232
>>12477021
Case in point:
>>12484762

[Anonymous No.12486264]

>>12484770
Society and undergraduate universities and their allies.

[Anonymous No.12486306]

2nd year here good morning everyone. Except anyone talking about premed or interviews yall can go to r/med

[Anonymous No.12486315]

>>12486306
>yall
It's you who needs to go back.

[Anonymous No.12486338]

>>12486306
what for

[Anonymous No.12486345]

>>12486254
unhood.

[Anonymous No.12486349]

>>12486264
The US is a shithole. You would never make it anyways.

[Anonymous No.12486352]

>>12485732
frostbite

[Anonymous No.12486355]

>>12486338
yall not welcome

[Anonymous No.12486358]

>>12485695
They are store managers. Don't know what people expects them to do professionally.

[Anonymous No.12486363]

>>12485701
lmao nigger you'll use pharmacology your whole life. Better start memorizing those adverse effects.

[Anonymous No.12486367]

>>12486355
Why do you want premeds to keep posting here?

[Anonymous No.12486372]

>>12486367
I honestly dont dilutes interesting disscussions by 1000%

[Anonymous No.12486373]

>>12485838
Really?

[Anonymous No.12486375]

>>12486372
Indeed. I really wonder why premeds don't simply go to their own thread.

[Anonymous No.12486380]

>>12483168
What do you even mean

[Anonymous No.12486421]

What do you all think about genetic analysis and catered phama based on our current drug catalogue?

GSK and Ancestry are already coupled.

[Anonymous No.12486432]

>>12486421
Our drug catalogue is the same shit as ever. Absolutely nothing has changed.

[Anonymous No.12486447]

>>12486421
Besides who benefit more from a genetic database are insurance companies, and still, such genetic database is practically useless because of the legal hell it would be to tailor policies based on each individual. In other words, everything genetics related is a money laundering scheme.

[Anonymous No.12486462]

>>12459650
unhood

[Anonymous No.12486496]

>>12459650
I never got who that lady is supposed to be or why is she relevant. Maybe a premed sex symbol.

[Anonymous No.12486521]

>>12486447
AIs could solve fairly quickly, and that is with the current pharma model.

Control the minds, control the population, right?

[Anonymous No.12486525]

>>12486432
There are so many options and just "pill popping until we get it right" is a massive pull that has fucked up a lot of lives.

Especially when it comes to depot shots...

[Anonymous No.12487130]

>>12485732
There are none but the closest would be something like cryoextremitas.

[Anonymous No.12487136]

>>12486421
I think it can have some benefits when it comes to targeted chemotherapy and targeted pharmaokinetics.

[Anonymous No.12487299]

>>12487295
>>12487295
>>12487295

NEU

[Anonymous No.12488251]

fuck post meds