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Anonymous Fri Dec 4 04:12:45 2020 No.12418500 [Reply] [Original]

>Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
>China: Is this a Joke?
>Japan: Impossible!
>America: The question's wrong!!
>UK: Rubbish !!
>India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
>British: Can u Swim?
>Indian: No
>British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
>European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
>Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
>Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
>Einstein says:
>"Let's play a game...
>I will ask you a question,
>if you don't know the answer,
>you pay me only $5
>and
>if I don't know the answer,
>I will pay you $500..."
>Einstein asks the first question:
>What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
>Indian doesn't say a word,
>Reaches his pocket,
>Pulls out a $5...
>Now...
>It's the indian turn...
>He asks Einstein:
>What goes up a hill with 3 legs
>and
>comes down on 4 legs..?
>Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
>After an hour he gives Indian $500...
>Einstein going nuts and asks:
>Well...
>so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
>Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
>Einstein fainted.....
>Send to all Indians all over the globe!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 04:16:58 2020 No.12418506 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 05:33:58 2020 No.12418626 >>12418500 take it to the loo, poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 07:07:25 2020 No.12418795 https://youtu.be/9lz0xQsz2Lc?t=20s

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 15:32:34 2020 No.12420123 >>12418500 Poos are not people. Take it to the loo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 16:41:56 2020 No.12420275 File: 113 KB, 1200x900, manjul-bhargav.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12418500 You're defending your dissertation and this guy comes and asks unfair questions at you, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 16:43:56 2020 No.12420280 >>12420275 buy him a toilet for his effort

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 16:53:35 2020 No.12420301 >>12418500 Incredibly based

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