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> Having a child soon
> /Sci/ made me question the practise of clamping

Should I sperg out in the hospital and prevent my child from getting clamped? How do i go about this without getting shot?

>> No.12389435
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12389435

>>12389431
too late faggot

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>>12389431
Should you prevent the doctors from deliberately brain damaging your child at birth? Gee I wonder...

>Left panel

>> No.12390133

>>12389431
Calmly talk to the doctors and nurses about it like a normal human being. Also make sure your wife knows and wants it done too. If anything she can probably sperg out and get away with it because she will be in the process of giving birth.

>> No.12390135

>>12389431
Imagine being afraid to tell a doctor that you don't want him to cut off a part of your child's dick.
America syndrome.

>> No.12390150

>>12390135
subtle, but you're not fooling me

>> No.12390304

>>12389431
The best defense is a strong offense. You should clamp the doctor.

>> No.12390317

if you're sane you want to give your kids the best possible chance
make sure to get it in writing that they wont

>> No.12390342

Why are you having it at the hospital?
https://www.hgi.org.uk/resources/delve-our-extensive-library/interviews/normal-birth-can-be-pain-free
>In the normal scheme of things, a woman about to give birth is going to feel most safe if she can do so in private, when someone she loves and who loves her is around her and soothing her (her partner, close friend or her mother), rather than a possibly previously unknown midwife fussing around with monitors or an obstetrician being very medical. When birth is the experience it should be, it can be a very sensual experience and a woman will want to move in accord with the energy in her body. It is for this reason that, in Russia, the natural birth movement teaches belly dancing. But you don't want to be watched by strangers, however well meaning, when making those intimate kinds of movements. So a woman is more likely to feel uncomfortable and clam up.
Don't let them shoot her full of oxytocin, have it at home with a nurse or something.