/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.12388497]

What did the chemist say?

[Anonymous No.12388502]

His field slayed another horseman with the Haber-Bosch process.

[Anonymous No.12388512]

>>12388497
>What did the chemist say?
Didn't need to say anything already won.

[Anonymous No.12388518]

>>12388497
>vanquished bacterial infection
Very good, now we are free to die of everything else

[Anonymous No.12388521]

>>12388502
I think the Haber Bosch process may actually turn out to be one of the most ruinous inventions of all time. It adds nitrogen, which alliws to grow plants that cannot obtain nitrogen naturally, instead of having to cycle them with those that can. That alone affected our diets greatly, as that plants had to be eaten, and kind of forced people to eat diets that were more balanced.
But worse is it only adds nitrogen, and while phosphorus is alsoroutinely added, all the other elements get depleted. That in fact might be the real reason for all the modern disorders like obesity, nearsightedness, alzheimers etc.

[Anonymous No.12388544]

>>12388502
You mean the reductiom of nitrogen? Because "Haper Boxx", or whatever, obviously didnt contribute anything significant except by being Jew.

[Anonymous No.12388700]

>>12388502
but Fritz Haber work led to Zyklon B

[Anonymous No.12388706]

>>12388518
>wahhh people still die
What's *your* contribution to scientific progress, anon?

[Anonymous No.12388716]

>>12388706
I kill dumb people with a hammer.
I've probably contributed more to raising the general population IQ than anything you've ever done.

[Anonymous No.12388724]

>>12388497
He didn't. He's got better things to do than appeal to some faggy awards.

[Anonymous No.12388726]

>>12388700
I don't see the problem?
Gringard also played a central role in developing Mustard gas, it's just part of the business.

[Anonymous No.12389091]

>>12388700
Well in that case they slayed TWO horsemen.

[Anonymous No.12389103]

>>12388512
lmao underated

[Anonymous No.12389107]

>>12388502
Based remark

[Anonymous No.12389112]

>>12388512
>>12389103
I don't get the joke

[Anonymous No.12389122]

>>12389112
>Haber-Bosch
Multiple ways of interpreting it but I'd say that the main implication is that by saying nothing and letting the other two fight and boast he has proven his field to be the best.

[Anonymous No.12389134]

What happened in about 1930 when that graph briefly spikes upward? Were biologists on vacation?

[Anonymous No.12389159]

>>12389134
Spanish flu

[Anonymous No.12389165]

>>12388700
so a delousing agent?

[Anonymous No.12389170]

>>12388521
It gets worse than that, the excess nitrogen can promote weak growth making the plant vulnerable to insect and disease attacks which increases the need for pesticides to protect them...

[Anonymous No.12389182]

>>12389159
Nah, Spanish flu was during ww1

[Anonymous No.12389212]

>>12388497
>go clean my pipets biofag, physics chad and I have science to do

[Anonymous No.12389217]

>>12389091
KEK

[Anonymous No.12390584]

>>12388497
nuclear bombs essentially slayed 2 horseman of the apocalypse (war and conquest, the same thing lol) because of deterence.

[Anonymous No.12390633]

>>12388502
jej, that's not how it works
>scarcity is over because there's more of it!

[Anonymous No.12390691]

>>12390584
War is on. It's only changed its shape. We're losing it because we don't listen the propaganda of the other side, and thus we're unaware of it's going on.

[Anonymous No.12390702]

>>12388716
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.12390734]

>>12389212
>Relaxing in my office pondering about the intricacies of life
>Come up with a new idea, write instructions on napkin, ring desk bell
>Sweating gelatinous chemfag rolls in "y-yes sir you called"
>Be a doll and whip this up for me, I want them by tomorr- scratch that by lunch
>"wow your so smar-"
>Beat it faggot I have that pysch bitch coming over and don't want you spreading math on my floor

Average day

[Anonymous No.12391820]

>>12390584
nice, fighting death with death

[Anonymous No.12391875]

>>12388497

[Anonymous No.12393235]

[Anonymous No.12393240]

>>12389182
And you don't know how to read graphs.

[Anonymous No.12393458]

Man Death is really the only horseman pulling his weight against science in organized societies these days.
The other three are just dicking around in the kiddie pool with brown people.

[Anonymous No.12393478]

>>12388716
Automobiles are doing a far better job of it than you could ever feasibly manage.

[Anonymous No.12393479]

>>12388512
>>12389091
>>12389212
>>12390734
>>12393235
best

[Anonymous No.12393484]

>>12389112
the joke is that chemistry is a soulless, corrupt money-focused field and that the chemist has already bribed the judges

[Anonymous No.12393675]

>>12393458
Death isn't a horseman, it's war, conquest, famine and pestilence.

[Anonymous No.12393766]

>>12393458
Superb post.

[Anonymous No.12394090]

>>12388497
he was the horseman all along

[Anonymous No.12394122]

>>12393675
>war, conquest
these seems quite similar desu

[Anonymous No.12394391]

>>12393484
It's pretty based isn't it?

[Anonymous No.12394684]

>>12388497
Is creating a horseman not greater than slaying one?

[Anonymous No.12394710]

>>12388502
So you're saying that overpopulation is a good thing?

[Anonymous No.12394735]

>>12388497
heh the bio has to be a girl

[Anonymous No.12394740]

>>12388497
>L-let me show you the r-research our lab is doing
>pulls out poster from last conference
>i-it's air sensitive, water sensitive, toxic and/or uneconomical, b-b-but we're sure it'll revolutionize the materials/medical/catalysis industry!

[Anonymous No.12394745]

>>12394684
he has literally become death, destroyer of worlds

[Anonymous No.12394769]

>>12394740
>It can do everything but get out of the lab

[Anonymous No.12394795]

>>12393675
>>12394122
But what do the scales mean? If anything it’s inflation.
>When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “Two pounds of wheat for a day’s wages, and six pounds of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!”

[Anonymous No.12394798]

>>12393675
Nah,.
> In Ezekiel 14:21, the Lord enumerates His "four disastrous acts of judgment" (ESV), sword, famine, wild beasts, and pestilence, against the idolatrous elders of Israel
..
> When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.
—Revelation 6:7–8 NASB
The fourth and final Horseman is named Death. Known as "Θάνατος/Thanatos", of all the riders, he is the only one to whom the text itself explicitly gives a name. Unlike the other three, he is not described carrying a weapon or other object, instead he is followed by Hades (the resting place of the dead)...
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> And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.
Rev6:7

[Anonymous No.12395068]

>>12394740
>be me, gigachad suprachemist
>"This... this is a square"
>audience goes absolutely wild, pyridylimines flying this way and that
>"And for my next trick... A tetrahedron!"

who needs mathcucks when i can make my own shapes lmao

[Anonymous No.12396212]

>>12389212
>physics chad
>if i call my field physics nobody will notice i just stomp math equations into computers and do math all day every day, it's math, i just do math, nothing else, equations and integrals is my life
you never see mathematicians boasting about anything like physicists do.. why is that? is it a personality trait required to study physics?

[Anonymous No.12396218]

>>12388497
>xkcd
Didn't read lol

[Anonymous No.12396234]

>>12396218
kek

[Anonymous No.12396309]

>>12394122
Death is redundant with all of them

[Anonymous No.12396507]

>>12394740
>Yea it might give you cancer, salt the earth and start burning if you expose it to oxygen, but maybe we can use it for CVD in another 5 years
It's not real chemistry if it's not fucking useless.

[Anonymous No.12396534]

>>12389165
In every sense.

[Anonymous No.12396617]

>>12396507
what

[Anonymous No.12396644]

>>12388521
I think obesity is due to fatties eating too much.

[Anonymous No.12396732]

>>12388497
>XKCD
>Chemistry has slain one of the four horsemen

>Also XKCD
>No the coronavirus is super dangerous if you go to work you are gonna die

[Anonymous No.12396745]

>>12394122
More like endemic and large scale warfare. War is when the guys the next village over bash your head in steal your cows, and carry off your daughter. Conquest is when 50,000 Roman soldiers march into the capital of your empire and enslave half the population before telling you that you are Roman now.

[Anonymous No.12397639]

>>12388497
>What did the chemist say?

The chemist didn't say shit because then they could be liable for billions in damages. They're hoping to escape notice, or confuse you with their cyclohexopropanol language so you can't stay interested, so they can keep making the BIG MONEY.