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troll physics Anonymous Tue Oct 27 03:56:40 2020 No.12277966 [Reply] [Original]

Troll Physics thread
I had some retard try to tell me this would actually work the other day, lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 03:57:35 2020 No.12277967 >>12277966 wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 04:12:41 2020 No.12277983 >>12277967 You must be at least 18 to post here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 04:14:43 2020 No.12277988 File: 85 KB, 1053x1200, 1579506071040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12277983

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 04:17:50 2020 No.12277990 >>12277983 A friend told me physics can't explain roflcopters, is that true?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 04:26:25 2020 No.12278002 >>12277966 kek, the whole thing would spin because of conservation of angular momentum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 05:20:39 2020 No.12278091 File: 49 KB, 500x431, Troll_3930fa_1303353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12277966

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 05:21:41 2020 No.12278092 File: 34 KB, 500x313, troll-science.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 05:22:43 2020 No.12278095 File: 68 KB, 500x382, troll-science-seeing-dinosaurs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss the old internet, mostly these memes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 05:24:12 2020 No.12278097 File: 24 KB, 780x585, LUHXTHKN6FAYFOIWFB42TBQFOM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12278095

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 05:33:42 2020 No.12278116 >>12278097 Cope harder Math PHd zoomer you should be studying

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 05:37:04 2020 No.12278124 File: 51 KB, 500x400, SHy1aDF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12278116

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 09:02:15 2020 No.12278436 >>12278092 >>12278091 why wouldn't these work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 09:26:49 2020 No.12278487 >>12278436 torque and tension

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 18:25:25 2020 No.12280238 I remember someone showed these memes to a college professor back in 2011-12 and he was disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 18:29:19 2020 No.12280251 File: 117 KB, 1151x626, 2adabe_1133083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:18:40 2020 No.12281625 >>12280251 why wouldn't this work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:22:08 2020 No.12281628 File: 43 KB, 500x500, 54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] debunk this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:34:11 2020 No.12281641 >>12281628 >35000€ We have to go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:38:46 2020 No.12281650 File: 115 KB, 1134x856, Levitrollingg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:43:00 2020 No.12281657 File: 90 KB, 798x596, BAN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:45:12 2020 No.12281661 File: 52 KB, 640x480, zimbabwe4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Garbage printer go brrrr

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:47:21 2020 No.12281663 File: 448 KB, 648x847, jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 04:58:41 2020 No.12281679 File: 117 KB, 820x553, 3a4987b8b9dd3955c2a22f19daf4cc5de0ca55a7f8c69b1e5690451e6ab9e0f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 07:59:35 2020 No.12281927 >>12281650 FUCK

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 09:48:35 2020 No.12282133
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>>12278095
>old internet
The only real difference now is that it's centered around people's identities instead of their ideas. It comes across as shallow now because it doesn't reflect anyone as a person. It's not doomer, brainlet, chad, or any other preceived real-world archetype. It's something that only an anon could make, but now, when someone makes something notable online, it's important who they are, not for any good reasons, but purely because that's the culture now.

>>	tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Wed Oct 28 09:52:32 2020 No.12282141 >>12282133 >centered around people's identities instead of their ideas based

>>	tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Wed Oct 28 09:53:44 2020 No.12282143 >>12281650 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_monopole

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 09:56:49 2020 No.12282149

>>12282133
the reason some people cultivate identities is to rise above the noise of the modern internet. It's signal amplification, and people can listen and see "Oh this is a good signal, keep this one." There's a lot more noise I think, a lot more spam, a lot more nefarious entities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 09:58:26 2020 No.12282153 >>12277966 do you know how fucking heavy that thing would be? and you think you can make it fly by by blowing air? fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 13:36:51 2020 No.12282722 >>12281625 Because there's no such thing as "light pressure".

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 14:31:54 2020 No.12282869 >>12282722 Maybe it's just very light so they haven't observed it yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 14:32:28 2020 No.12282872 File: 40 KB, 350x494, troll-math-pi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MTH PHD KEKS DISPROVE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 15:03:53 2020 No.12282975 >>12282872 Is it really that difficult to see the limit of that construction is just a rotation?

>>	tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Wed Oct 28 15:05:32 2020 No.12282983 >>12282872 repeating to infinity does not create a circle it creates a diamond the proof is left as a reader to the exercise

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:11:07 2020 No.12283233 File: 83 KB, 480x679, 1551764402958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12278124

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:12:48 2020 No.12283241 File: 104 KB, 550x679, 1380179477324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:25:18 2020 No.12283286 >>12282149 No - wrong. It is far more profound, divine, and spiritual, than that superficial understanding

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:26:23 2020 No.12283289 >>12282722 solar sails are now troll physics

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:31:41 2020 No.12283301 BASED thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:08:13 2020 No.12283452 >>12278436 conservation of momentum/energy whatever. magnet and metal attract each other equally, pushing arm up pushes body down. No idea why his legs and dick fall off though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:10:29 2020 No.12283462 >>12283289 ok, there is only one light speed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:33:19 2020 No.12283559 File: 52 KB, 457x400, troll-physics-father-time-is-disappoint.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:47:00 2020 No.12283606 >>12283559 It doesn't work, you would eventually run out of fuel

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:53:15 2020 No.12283630 >>12277966 The air being pushed down would just displace, providing insufficient lift. If you go above, like, 10 feet, the air waves would disperse instead of bouncing off the solid ground, you'd get no lift.

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:56:00 2020 No.12283646
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>black holes break physics? no problem
>shoot light into the black hole
>cut it in half, one piece goes the other way because of atomic pressures
>equal energy going in and out means black holes evaporate now
>physics is saved!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:57:22 2020 No.12283651 >>12283606 That jet is capable of inflight refueling. So your "It doesn't work" don't work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:03:20 2020 No.12283686 how can one tell the satirical from the serious with only text

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:14:33 2020 No.12283754 >>12283241 Still my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:16:45 2020 No.12283765 >>12277966 you are the one retarded. the picture is what actually happens and i am not sure maybe thats "the joke"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:19:12 2020 No.12283773 File: 70 KB, 550x679, 1plus1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12283241 This version is superior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:19:22 2020 No.12283775 >>12282722 why not

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:20:59 2020 No.12283779 >>12283765 You're a genius, bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:22:50 2020 No.12283785 >>12283773 it is funny. But the general idea has worked before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:25:30 2020 No.12283800 File: 357 KB, 1600x1200, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12277966

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:33:37 2020 No.12283841 >>12283800 Honestly, what exactly is stopping us from making a t-rex? DNA faults in the fossils?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:34:17 2020 No.12283848 >>12283785 The original one is the dark energy one, I believe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:35:25 2020 No.12283856 >>12283841 We cannot yet create totipotent cells from random dna samples, I think.

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 20:08:15 2020 No.12284270
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>>12283841
we didn't even discover dinosaur DNA until this year

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/03/hints-of-dna-discovered-in-a-dinosaur-fossil/

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 20:11:33 2020 No.12284277

>>12283848
I don't know the original but it is the better of the two as it describes the cosmological constant comically.
>>12283841
I don't know all of the difficulties as I don't work in the field but I imagine they would first try it with a living animal and I have yet to hear of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 21:46:55 2020 No.12284511 >>12283646 its virtual particles that separate at black hole horizons not light

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 10:41:01 2020 No.12285984 >>12283606 the jet is not burning fuel if it is not moving through time

>>	Sage Thu Oct 29 10:49:56 2020 No.12286003 >>12281625 Light has no volume bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:08:02 2020 No.12286043 Hey us bros, whatever comes out of next week's events, i hope your new government continues to lead in space. I don't want no chinese luna bases. Cheers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:13:56 2020 No.12288203 >>12282722 what is radiation pressure

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 02:49:42 2020 No.12288756 >>12282872 now try taking a derivative of this curve

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 02:51:34 2020 No.12288757 >>12283686 context, specific words or phrases or emotes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 03:10:37 2020 No.12288788 >>12277988 How is that edgy? Lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 03:10:47 2020 No.12288790 >>12283773 >>12283241 Lost so fucking hard. t. mathfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 03:32:55 2020 No.12288824 >>12283841 DNA is shit for long-term storage: it only lasts 6.8 million years at most when preserved at -5°C, and it's only readable for 1.5 million years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 04:10:07 2020 No.12288880 >>12282869 xd

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 04:28:27 2020 No.12288910

>>12283559
Ok, so I'm about to sound like a complete retard, but this has always genuinely confused me.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not damaged, I know time won't stop or anything stupid like that, but how do timezones compensate for this? Is there a timeline somewhere with a 24 hour difference? I don't get how timezones work otherwise, because theoretically you could just keep going back.

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 05:31:49 2020 No.12288997

>>12288910
>Is there a timeline somewhere with a 24 hour difference?
Yes there is, it just goes through fucknowhere in the ocean so only those traveling across would care until internet and instant global communications gave the general populace the opportunity to be confused the fuck out of their wits by timezone shenanigans as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 05:34:55 2020 No.12289009 >>12283773 >nooooo you can't just adjust your model to match reality!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:32:32 2020 No.12289428 >>12283848 >>12283785 iirc that's how we found uranus basically or was it neptune maybe both

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 10:20:39 2020 No.12289535 >>12278091 >>12278092 Because none of those that lift, are grounded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 13:24:49 2020 No.12290036 >>12281628 Hypothetically this would work, apart from the tweezers, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 13:27:33 2020 No.12290042 >>12290036 yes but how many atoms make up a traditional gold bar

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 13:27:57 2020 No.12290045 >>12282141 >tripfag I see what you did there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 13:28:21 2020 No.12290046 >>12288910 It's called the international date line

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 14:47:47 2020 No.12290317 >>12283559 If you travel continuously you'll cross time zones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 14:50:25 2020 No.12290324 File: 39 KB, 600x525, #yolo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12277983

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 14:59:34 2020 No.12290359 >>12281628 Based tweezer alchemist

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 15:58:48 2020 No.12290500 >>12281628 >Platinum hard >Gold hard >Mercury soft >Thallium not sure >Lead fucking hard! What gives? Just an extra proton, what's it doing?

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