/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.12212209]

what arguments should i use to convince my university to give me the supervisor i want?
i need to write few lines, so far i wrote that we share research interests and that i respect him

[Anonymous No.12212214]

snibbeti snabbeti

[Anonymous No.12212367]

bump

[Anonymous No.12212411]

>>12212209
>if you don't give me professor so and so, I'm going to make columbine look like a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.12212431]

>>12212209
offer a bribe
if a bribe doesn't work, offer some blackmail
if the blackmail doesn't work, move up the ladder

[Anonymous No.12212464]

>>12212411
based

[Anonymous No.12212619]

stop joking
this is a serious thread

[Anonymous No.12214648]

You see if i want to achive desired levels of fagotry i will need guidance from professor such and such. He is the leader in this field and i think his wisdom will help me reach the peak

[Anonymous No.12214670]

>>12212209
>I need to feel this professor's erection inside of me in order to be able to focus on my project. Lack of his erect limb within the confines of my sphincter would cause my mind to wander aimlessly forever, there would be no way for me to gather my thoughts. Images of dicks, lube, prolapses and leather chaps would race through my mind at lightning pace, and nothing else. My body would undulate on it's own volition, trying to move me closer to the professor. I'd have no speech, only lustful moans and craving screeches. I wouldn't even have vision, as my eyes would dart wildly from side to side, searching for his pulsing member. Hear my pleas and end my misery.

[Anonymous No.12214798]

potential supervisor doesnt answer my emails ;_; im fucked

[Anonymous No.12214907]

>>12212209
I want to fuck mitten-chan

[Anonymous No.12216039]

>>12214798
what to do?