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>first day of new class in freshman year
>in new biology class and the teachers has us doing ice breakers
>have to go up to other people and answers questions to each other the teacher put up on the board
>go up to girl and tell her I always wanted to be a paleontologist
>she says "That will be very very easy since you're a white guy."

Why'd she say that bros? I was just answering the question and trying to meet new people.

>> No.12207523

>>12207510
You know who to avoid now

>> No.12207534

>>12207510
She (probably a white girl lmao) has constructed enemies that only exist in her head. I'm not exactly sure why she thinks it would be beneficial to be white when you're trying to find fossils in China or South America.

>> No.12207540

>>12207534
>She (probably a white girl lmao)
Yup

>> No.12207553

something tells me she didn't want to break the ice with you.
I thought the whole "white people hate their whiteness" thing was just a twitter meme. I guess it's real.
don't let other people's emotions control you, retard.

>> No.12207652

>>12207510
Casual racism is fashionable so long as the target is no darker than 1985 michael jackson

>> No.12207659

>>12207510
was she also white? If so, kek

>> No.12207882

>>12207659
yes

>> No.12209503

>>12207510
Should have went "did you just assume my gender?"
Turn the tables on them

>> No.12209506

IT WAS A JOKE YOU FUCKING MIDWITS
PALEontologist.
GET IT? PALE=WHITE HAHAHAHAHa

kill me pls.

>> No.12209517

>>12207510
She will either snap out of her extreme retardation in the near future or stay the exact same for the rest of her life.
Revel in the fact that she will never understand anything because she is a terrible person.

>> No.12209525
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12209525

>>12209506
Are you the one that made fun of my boy, OP?
not cool.

>> No.12209535

>>12207510
How did you react?

>> No.12209540

>>12207510
>she says "That will be very very easy since you're a white guy."
I would say "Thank You"
I would then ask if I get some white privilege to get in her pussy tio

>> No.12209541

>>12209506
now considering the possibility that this girl is just really socially autistic and that was a really bad attempt at trying to break the ice back(?)

>> No.12209542

>>12207510
Bet her answer would have been different if you said you wanted to be a rapist.

>> No.12209544

>>12209525
not of OP but of the rest of the losers here who didn't get the pun which was pretty smart desu.
You are all thinking too politically the girl might even be into OP.

>> No.12209545

>>12209506
I thought OP was trying to say to her that he had a bone for her

>> No.12209552

>>12209545
I swear me too at first but when I said paleontologist out loud it occured to me that she referred to his """paleness"""(pretty close to penis if you ask me *wink wink)

>> No.12209555

>>12209544
I mean its pretty hard to know for sure in today's climate

>> No.12209558

>>12207510
I recommend you shoot up your college.

>> No.12209560

>>12209541
there are far fewer autistic women than men, so i highly doubt you found one

>> No.12209568

>>12209560
Autistic bitches always have the fattest tits. Was she packing milk OP?

>> No.12209579

>>12209555
true I'm just in typical 4chan mode right now, no nuance everyone who isn't right ALL the time is a faggot.

>> No.12209585
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>>12207510
White zoomer women in this election will surely be the bellweather for the future of western civilization. They'll go left, but how hard left will determine whether we keep trying to fly without wings or eject.

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>>12209506
>autistic girl
>first day of biology, meeting classmates
>cute boy comes over
>be strong.jpg
>says he wants to be a paleontologist
>quickly try to think of something witty to say
>autism brain arrives at a pun: PALEntologist
>"that should be easy cause your a white guy haha"
>he looks at me with disgust as I realize what I just said

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>>12207510
OP ur just who I need rn.
Found this in my Dad's old shit, I know it's petrified wood by why is it green like that with a white/gray center?

>> No.12209814

>>12209585
>hahahaha political positions funny, hahahahahahahhahah
Like fucking retards
>>12207510
Who cares, even if this happened (it probably didn't, I mean c'mon a fucking paleontologist? No one fucking cares) it literally means nothing. Just fucking ignore her, she's some random female.

>> No.12209822

>>12207510
Ask the worthless skank why she thinks she's better than you even though she's a White whore herself.

>> No.12209852

>>12209506
this

>> No.12209865
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>>12209592
>hey professor I want to switch class sections

>> No.12209871

>>12207510
oh g-d, another retard thread, did you at least ask offer to show her your bone

>> No.12209928

>>12209525
thats the OP samefagging obviously

>> No.12209931

this thread is bait and cancer.
saged.

>> No.12209939

>>12209592
>*sits by you in lecture*
Hey, do you want to watch the Sonic OVA with me?

>> No.12210356

>>12209592
kek

>> No.12210381

Are you having in-class courses already??
Lots of bullshit on this post

>> No.12210444

>>12209871
>g-d
>puts sage in the wrong field
why are you such a failure anon