/med/ - Medicine General

[Anonymous No.12197403]

siip huup -edition

Old thread >>12142820
Thread for the discussion of evidence-based medicine. We discuss research, we DO NOT offer advice (but the best one is to see your family physician), make fun of premeds and pajeet/chink gunners and shitpost.

[Anonymous No.12197412]

ahem
>FUCK NURSOIDS
>FUCK MASKS
>FUCK THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS
>FUCK FINANCIAL SECURITY
>FUCK THE ELDERLY
and for our friends in the colonies
>FUCK PREMEDS
thank you

[Anonymous No.12197439]

>>12197412
just realized there isn't a med apu of this

[Anonymous No.12197453]

>>12197439
>CODE BLUE CODE BLUE IN THE JANNY WARD

[None !AnOnYMous2 No.12197501]

>>12196505
>Pal, you're a failure of a person in the most economically free country
Again, how do you not realize that you're the bad guy here?

Not one (1) person who has ever existed has had medical insurance because they were somehow taking advantage of economic freedom. Medicaid was sufficient to see a doctor, i.e. there was no need to find a way to get anything else. Trump recently repealed medicaid for anyone too disabled to work.

None of this is relevant to asking questions on this meat packing forum anyway, unless I'm deemed a failure of a person because I'm too disabled to pay out of pocket for medical services, and thus undeserving of "compassion." lucky to have you here to make that assessment and filter out the site's users, so you may continue to pretend to be smart/a doctor in peace.

This is merely addressing your previous ad hominems, because why not

[Anonymous No.12197505]

haha dont mind me just transporting some VRSA through this thre-SMASH...

...

sorry oniichan...

[Anonymous No.12197512]

[Anonymous No.12197518]

>>12197505
>VRSA
2002 called, they want their looming threats back

[Anonymous No.12197574]

Hey /med/ how difficult is psychiatry as a specialty? I am thinking about switching gears entirely and getting into med specifically for psych. Don't know if it will be worth the gamble though. I hear it's generally an easier specialty to match into but I am curious about actual day to day difficulty. On average how many types of drugs and their interactions should you have to know? Is it all just diagnosing according to symptoms in the ICD or DSM? Would be grateful for any info as I’m already in my mid 20s with a fairly useless degree. I loathe the idea of academia. I’ll probably have to attend med school in Ireland or Australia which is fine as I have dual citizenship but I am trying to gather more info before I take the plunge. Last thing I want is to get into med only to wish I went to law school.

[Anonymous No.12197575]

>>12197512
Oh no! Dr. Apu has backpain!

[Anonymous No.12197611]

>>12197574
It's not a particularly difficult medical specialty; but anything can be practiced on a high level and I'd say that the ceiling is pretty high when it comes to psychiatry. The amount of drugs is pretty average, and it's definitely not just diagnosing according to guidelines.

[Anonymous No.12197836]

>>12197575
he needs to lift more

[Anonymous No.12197866]

So Psychiatrists are bullshitting when they sound smug and intelligent and can read patients like a book? How can you diagnose a mental illness without knowing what the patient's subjective experience of it is?

[Anonymous No.12197883]

Two questions.
How hard is it for a Mexican to become an international student? Some dude in /fa/ told me that Pajeets are clogging up the residency system for everyone.
>>12197574
>>12197866

talking about this, I'm going to one; is it true that Psychiatrists are the Ultimate Jews? What I do before I go to a specialist is that I do all the test required before the Consult (because they charge you once for ordering tests and another one to diagnose you), but there are no Physical tests for their things so I have no idea on to avoid getting scammed by those dudes.

[Anonymous No.12197966]

>>12197883
He's right. Indians ruined the world. Fucking pieces of shit. I'm not racist but i seriously wish they would fuck off and stay in their shithole.

You're in disadvantage with everyone, being from latin america i'll guess your teachers were pieces of shit and gave you bad grades for giggles, that's a red flag for international programs since they pretend all the world is just and teaches well. You'll need a contact in the hospital you're applying to, you can pretty much only get in through nepotism, if you're autistic you're better off selling benzos in some rural town.

[Anonymous No.12198032]

>>12197883
Also, it's surprising you don't know how psychiatrists are like. I'll assume you don't even study medicine yet. You need a lot of mental fotitude because you'll be dealing with the worst humanity has to offer, and some who stopped being human too. By the worst i mean sociopaths (think of a gang nigger, but pathological) who will bitch for everything and hit other patients just to get your attention and breaks shit to make you enter to the cell and pickpocket your stuff. You may be disheartened from looking at the chronic schizos having become hollows. As for the actual practice, they do need to do physical exams, sometimes more exhaustive than other specialists, their anamnesis take an hour long at least and the whole life of the patient is discussed, you need great social skills to guide the conversation with schizos who derail it and make sense of delusional fucks.

[Anonymous No.12198033]

>>12197403
Why does every medical source insist I have HIV because I have thrush? Ive literally had this my whole life.

[Anonymous No.12198038]

guys im a retard who doesn't know any medicine on my surgery rotation what can i do to help it so once i finish it in 8 weeks and then have another 8 weeks to take step i don't get ass blasted. I have enough addy to try any ideas plz help (for context i almost failed the family med shelf im dumb af)

[Anonymous No.12198045]

>>12197403
Caught a case of genital warts from some thot. Doctor gave me some cream called Aldara. My shit got all blistered and oozed fluid for 3 weeks but I’ll be damned if it take those warts clean off. Great stuff, powerful.

Thought you’d guys would be curious, AMA.

[Anonymous No.12198049]

>>12198045
>Guys, you wanna work? Work for free here :^)
You think we're jannies?

[Anonymous No.12198055]

>>12198049
Hey dude, my doctor was super interested in the symptoms and how the treatment went, figured you guys might be too.

[Anonymous No.12198060]

>>12198032
Can’t you avoid all that by doing a fellowship in child and adolescent psychiatry lol?

[Anonymous No.12198073]

>>12197883
¿De qué facultad saliste y por qué no harás ENARM?

[Anonymous No.12198088]

>>12197966
No, my grades are good, I had a 9/10 in high school, got accepted to the best University in my country (the best one for research BY FAR); A cousin (he's a doctor) told me that the best way for you to get a residency is to find a decent university-hospital, apply for summer exchanges and do unpaid research for them while you are in Undergrad (Medicine is an undergrad here in Mexico, you can skip the " Pre-med" bullshit)
>>12198032
By "physical tests" I meant some blood, Urinary, culture tests, etc. I think that they are some greedy fuckers Because I was diagnosed as a Kid with ADHD, my mom knew he was bullshitting because I always had the best grades in school, they sent me w/ him because I fought a kid in recess.
>>12198073
Entre en la CU, Voy a hacer el ENARM pero no quiero trabajar en el IMSS

[Anonymous No.12198099]

>>12198060
Who you think has kids with psychiatric issues?

[Anonymous No.12198117]

>>12198088
En ésta edición del ENARM es posible abran becas para especialidad emergente en el extranjero. So, si quieres pudrirte entre ancianos y cardiópatas puedes hacer eso.
Por cierto, evita postear opiniones hasta que te gradúes.

[Anonymous No.12198140]

>>12198099
Yeah but I just meant the environment won’t be as dangerous talking to some 40 year old soccer mom and her 8 year ADHD son with an obsession for anime

[Anonymous No.12198146]

>>12198117
me ponen tristes los viejitos de Geriatria.

[Anonymous No.12198188]

>>12198146
A mi me causan frustración porque la mayoría están malcuidados, así como los niños. Los familiares siempre son imbéciles y quieren les resuelvas sus malas decisiones, así como los niños.
Por eso quiero hacer cuidados paliativos, ahí ya todos están resignados so no la hacen de pedo.

[Anonymous No.12199145]

>>12198188
Hola

[Anonymous No.12199152]

Not science or math.

[Anonymous No.12199175]

i shat out wat appears to be a worm, and im wondering if there’s any medical problems that can arise from not treating pinworms, because i cant go to a doctor right now

[Anonymous No.12199228]

>>12199175
Anon trust me, go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.12199389]

>>12199152

[Anonymous No.12199470]

>>12199175
See your family physician.

[Anonymous No.12199755]

>>12198140
>ADHD
>psychiatrist

[Anonymous No.12199825]

I hate being a premed, just make it end already I want to do something

[Anonymous No.12200347]

>>12199825

[Anonymous No.12200369]

>>12199825
I don't live in a retarded system so I don't know your pain. Thing is the first years of your education on basic sciences are the ones that facilitate/difficult your learning on the specs, so enjoy them as you can and quit with the hot-hand hospital bullcrap.

[Anonymous No.12200812]

who else took the /familymed/ pill?

>comfiest specialty
>work life balance
>normies won't know the difference b/w you and a specialist
>jack of all trades
>minimal responsibility
>can choose to work to death for $ or chill

[Anonymous No.12201274]

>>12200812
Jack of all trades master of none as they say.

Kidding. FM is comfy. Rural FM is the best.

[Anonymous No.12201295]

>>12201274
>Jack of all trades master of none as they say.
specialists are often gimped af though where they tend to have forgotten basic stuff to the point of nigh uselessness
am i wrong

not him btw

[Anonymous No.12201307]

>>12201274
Rural FM sounds great as long as you live in the 1st world, on a country designed by common law, that allows gun ownership and has minimum economic disparities on their population. Other than that it's a death sentence.

[Anonymous No.12201328]

>>12199228
>>12199470
i'm not rich enough
my insurance only pays if it's a severe illness/condition, and even then, i still have to pay a deductable that there's no way i can pay

[Anonymous No.12201379]

>>12199175
Secondary infections are a possibility with tapeworms but pretty rare. Then again most people get medication.

[Anonymous No.12201386]

>>12201307
why common law though?

[Anonymous No.12201397]

>>12201307
>gun ownership
oh yeah I'd rather live in fucking Alabama than Gloucstershire, the guns make it so much safer!!!

[Anonymous No.12201484]

hey medfags is there a non-drug way to raise occular pressure quickly?

[Anonymous No.12201497]

>>12201484
Blunt injury to eye

[Anonymous No.12201511]

>>12200812
id probably be bored out of my mind but you do you

[Anonymous No.12201611]

I head an interview with a (buddhist )monk say"if you sleep sitting down you'll sleep 2 hours MAX"
however he also said he almost fainted on driving the car once.
is it possible to live without fainting,if i practice such sleep schedule?

[Anonymous No.12201653]

>>12201328
God damn I am happy to have universal healthcare. You got worms in you man, sounds severe enough. Your health is more important than anything.

[Anonymous No.12201658]

>>12199755
Yikes :O

[Anonymous No.12201671]

>>12201497
anything else?

[Anonymous No.12201679]

>>12197439
>>12197403
>lääkeapustaja85
>lääkeapustaja86
How many do you have these, anon?

[Anonymous No.12201685]

is there a limit to the length of penis a man who obtain trough the practice of jelqing?

[Anonymous No.12201719]

>>12201386
He probably meant "not failed state". He forgot to add "with healthcare inflation". Being a family medic isn't worth shit in places where bureaucracy is rampant and they demand you to cure patients with magic despite the fuckers not giving a single shit about their own health.

[Anonymous No.12201743]

>>12201685
28 meters

[Anonymous No.12201748]

>>12201671
play wind instruments

[Anonymous No.12201755]

>>12201679
87 in the main line and some side stuff

[Anonymous No.12201786]

>>12201386
Because roman law is retarded and protects the rights of criminals. Things as self-defense are foreign to anyone but cops/armymen so any damage you inflict on any kind of agressor must be payed regardless of the circumstances.
>>12201397
I listed a series of traits. Singling out one without any context is unfair and ill intentioned.

[Anonymous No.12201849]

>>12201786
You shouldn't talk comparative law when you clearly don't know anything.

[Anonymous No.12202321]

>>12201611
You can sleep more than 2 hours if you are sitting down.

[Anonymous No.12202327]

>>12200812
>not the /highly respected specialist in his field running his private practice/ pill

[Anonymous No.12202602]

>>12200812
I don't like family medicine. You get three kinds of patients
>people with URTI
>degenerates pretending to be in pain so they can get drugs or welfare
>people you have to refer onwards to specialists
You must feel like you never get to actually help anyone.

[Anonymous No.12202626]

>>12202602
You forgot unskilled labourers and entitled laymen asking for antibiotics to treat their viral infections.

[Anonymous No.12202792]

>>12200369
I've wanted to be a doctor since I was a toddler so yeah I do want it over with already

[Anonymous No.12202897]

>>12202792
If you wanted to be a doctor since you were a toddler, that means you're biased and you don't even know what the fuck the job is about.

Have you ever visited a hospital? Go shadow from fucker from dusk till dawn, help out in the night shift, if you let bureaucrats walk over you with "permissions" "licenses" or other bullshit like that, you won't make it in this field.

Medicine is not a science, it's a trade, it's a guild where knowledge goes down from artisan to disciple. If you keep playing by the rules you're gonna get filtered at USMLE and never match.

[Anonymous No.12202913]

>>12202897
I volunteer as EMS and I'm not stupid I know what I'm getting myself into

[Anonymous No.12202924]

>>12202602
>>12202626

Who the fuck goes into this field expecting to help anyone? If you want to "save lives" become an emergentologist or an intensivist, but then you will realize you really don't help anyone and whoever comes fucked ends up fucked, then you'll get disappointed and depressed.

Doctors don't save lives. At most they slow down death, which is mostly defined by how patients live their lives. Medicine is essentially a service, and its goal is people's respite.

If you become an epidemiologist or go into public health, then your goal will be to prevent harm, but your tools and your targets will be far different from those of medical practice. You can offer some of these, like education, as a separate service, and thus it should have separate cost, but you can't force them on people because they won't give a shit unless they're interested. That's why if some fucker wants pills give them away if you're not getting in trouble, nobody gives a shit anyways.

[Anonymous No.12202925]

>>12202913
EMS is not the same as being a doctor.

[Anonymous No.12202929]

>>12202924
>Who the fuck goes into this field expecting to help anyone?
No one, certainly not me.
But I want to be satisfied with my career. Saving people's lives provides satisfaction. Treating snot nosed kids and getting scammed for welfare doesn't sound satisfying.

[Anonymous No.12202942]

>>12202925
No shit?

[Anonymous No.12202945]

>>12202924
>Doctors don't save lives. At most they slow down death
staggering to think you actually wrote all that shit seriously and convinced you were making a good post

[Anonymous No.12202948]

>>12202945
He's probably a pharmacist or a nurs*id who didn't get into med school and now he's coping

[Anonymous No.12202955]

>>12202945
Can you heal the kidney of a guy in dialisis? Can you cure a cirrhotic guy from his alcoholism? Can you wake up some biker in coma after you've put back together his skull?

[Anonymous No.12202959]

>>12202948
I'm an MD, and I do give a shit about my job. That's why I don't go around telling people i'm a miracle worker.

[Anonymous No.12202961]

>>12202955
>some people with chronic conditions will suffer from them for the rest of their lives, but that doesn't mean you can relieve their pain and improve the quality and length of life
>because some people have chronic conditions, that means people with acute conditions don't exist
*hits pipe*
when you think about man...
isn't life itself really the ultimate disease man...

[Anonymous No.12202988]

>>12202961

You're too naive. Don't worry, you'll eventually be in that situation yourself and you'll wonder what part did you play in that patient's life. Maybe he'll call your name at his deathbead? You'll remember these words when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.12203282]

>>12201328
ionno man shitting worms, especially if they’re alive and/or you can pick it out and put it in a bag for analysis, seems like a serious medical condition

[Anonymous No.12203353]

>>12197574
Can someone please answer this with a bit more detail. Would be grateful thanks.

[Anonymous No.12203432]

>>12201748
so building up pressure with my breath would work? I'm trying to get rid of my red eyes for a short amount of time.

[Anonymous No.12203541]

>>12203353
No. I have no idea wtf your asking

[Anonymous No.12203648]

>>12203541
The questions are pretty clear. I’m asking for details about the profession such as how many types of drugs and their interactions you need to be familiar with, approaches to diagnosing and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.12203704]

>>12203648
To be a paychiatrist you need to be an MD first. To be an MD you have to go through all kinds of different departments - er, surgery, internal etc. Can i handle the road to psych is the first question. Can i handle psych is the second

At this moment you arent even a med student bro

[Anonymous No.12203745]

>>12202924
>if some fucker wants pills give them away if you're not getting in trouble, nobody gives a shit anyways
This is how you create ultra resistant Pseudomonas sp. Do you even primum non nocere, bro?

[Anonymous No.12203765]

>>12199175
>because i cant go to a doctor right now
Go to pharmacy and ask for OTC Anthelmintics

[Anonymous No.12203857]

>>12203765
>Yeah dood just take antihelmitics at random. The parasite, posology and clinical history of the pt don't matter.
Imbecile.

[Anonymous No.12203864]

>Frogposters are fucking MDs
This has been a brusque realization for me

[Anonymous No.12203890]

>>12203857
Lots of countries provide OTC antihelmintics. Dosing is available if you can read the paper it comes with and know your age and weight. Antihelmintics are typically quite broad spectrum so you can try empiric therapy without further diagnostics and OP can come back if he's still shitting worms after a treatment cycle.

Why are you such a salty LARPer? You think your average GP are going all in on stool parasites diagnostics and scotch tape testing of every adult that comes by saying he saw a worm in his stool?

[Anonymous No.12203904]

>>12203864
Frogposters are probably also average and above MDs. There's some seriously rotten apples out there in this profession.

[Anonymous No.12203923]

>>12203864
Every doctor you ever meet shitposts on 4 chinz.
How does that make you feel

[Anonymous No.12204021]

>>12203864
Been here since 08'.

[Anonymous No.12204373]

>>12204021
2011 newfag here
it's funny, i'm nearly a doctor after 6 long years of study and i'm still just a kid

[Anonymous No.12204734]

>>12203432
yeah, but you have to do some serious blowing

[Anonymous No.12204787]

>>12203745
>Do you even primum non nocere, bro?
Maybe if the Hippocratic oath was taken seriously and medical knowledge was sacred and reserved in secrecy. None of that means shit anymore. When you deny some midwit your service you lose credibility and afterwards he'll keep spreading bullshit, making people around him lose faith in all doctors. Why do you think antivaxxers exist? Why do you think so many people in this site shit on psychiatry?

If a patient thinks he knows better than my practice let him fuck himself over if that's what pleases him.

[Anonymous No.12204799]

>>12204787
>imagine getting cucked by pushy patients

[Anonymous No.12204822]

>>12204787
After how many years of practice did you lose your hope? Legit question.

[Anonymous No.12204979]

>>12198033
Fungal infections are far more common in HIV+ patients, because they are immunocompromised and fungal infections are almost exclusively opportunistic. You probably had a mild cold and got it then or sth. HIV is just more extreme so it sells better as an answer I guess.

[Anonymous No.12205009]

>>12197403
What do you think of paramedics?

[Anonymous No.12205026]

>>12205009
I don't think about them at all.

[Anonymous No.12205045]

>>12201511
>see everything from peds to obgyn to geriatrics
>bored

Yeah I'd much rather be a cardiologist and see hypertension all day

[Anonymous No.12205068]

>>12205009
i like when they send the ecg's and when they secure an iv catheter so that's good
i like them

[Anonymous No.12205101]

>>12197403
What job can I do with my degree without having an active license/is in a clinic.

I want to move and find a new job outside of clinical work and preferably without having to deal with the registration mess in a foreign country.

[Anonymous No.12205230]

>>12203704
You don’t need to be such a massive condescending dick. From the sound of it you are not very far yourself if you can’t even tell me what your psych rotation is like. The question is geared towards 3rd/4th year med students and residents . If you can’t answer my question fuck off

[Anonymous No.12205231]

>>12202924
>If you want to "save lives" become an emergentologist
Don't do that. Working in the ER is literally 90% flow management.

[Anonymous No.12205237]

>>12203745
>Do you even primum non nocere, bro?
Can you do as everyone a favor and stop talking like a god awful faggot?

[Anonymous No.12205252]

what percentage of /med/ is virgins

[Anonymous No.12205290]

>>12205252
At least 50%

[Anonymous No.12205466]

>>12205252
14%

[Anonymous No.12205787]

Anyone here have any experience with precision medicine? Or doing genome research on viruses?

[Anonymous No.12206602]

>>12197403
Lunox (UK, benadryl?) sleeping tablets, min dose, fuck up my heart rate while falling asleep - my heart seems to pause for a moment before starting again repeatedly. I found some information that suggested the cause of the side effect, so I'm not asking for the explanation.

Is there anything else I can use to reset my sleep schedule, besides this shitty antihistamine?

[Anonymous No.12206609]

>>12201484
Read some small print.

[Anonymous No.12206663]

>>12205231
That's right. Now I remember ER was fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.12206815]

>>12205252
50%, but statistical error is 49%

[Anonymous No.12206822]

>>12206602
Try short lasting benzos if you have a source. they are a standard. Zolpidem/Zaleplon are also an option.

[Anonymous No.12206872]

>>12206822
I'll look into those, thanks.

[Anonymous No.12206880]

>>12205101
Evaluating disability claims, if you're okay with asking the same set of questions to every claimant.

[Anonymous No.12206901]

>>12205252
like 4 or smth

[Anonymous No.12206903]

>>12205787
It's just a way to pour even more money on diagnosing shit we can't treat

[Anonymous No.12207250]

>>12197574
>>12203353
Psychiatry is not much harder than clinical psychology. The part that makes it harder is needing to learn a resident's level of medical knowledge on every other organ system, but once you've graduated that stage it's pretty much the same job.

Which isn't to say psychiatry isn't insanely hard. So is clinical psychology. Dealing with mentally ill patients is more draining and demanding than you can ever imagine. At least with a medical degree you can yeet out of there and do nephrology, pathology, ICU or something else that's easy and comfy.

[Anonymous No.12207254]

>>12203864
every consultant in my rotation posts on /v/, /pol/ or /tv/

[Anonymous No.12207268]

>>12207254
Clown world clamp kulture.

[Anonymous No.12207272]

>>12204021
4chan used to be better. I shall not be gaslit by the memers.

[Anonymous No.12207390]

>>12207272
It used to be better in the sense that it was a relatively enclosed web with few normies lurking and fewer posting.
Back in my days this is the place where memes were born and then it expanded to the whole world, now it's the opposite. This change was gradual and I did not notice it until a few years ago. Few OC and a great loss on the duality of posts.
Nowadays everyone posts expecting a reaction and going into endless and senseless flame wars, back in the day obvious bait was obvious.
Part of growing up is realizing that change is the only constant, so better have fun while the ride lasts instead of longing for days of old.

I'm 27 and still don't have social media doe. Fuck that normie shit.

[Anonymous No.12207495]

Today I put my fingers in 2 men poopoo holes to test their S2-S4 roots through the anal reflex.
Did I use lube? No.
Did they have any neurological signs? No.
Did I do it simply because it's written in the book? Yes.

[Anonymous No.12207570]

>>12207495
Did you check the bulbocvavernous reflex?

>The test involves monitoring internal/external anal sphincter contraction in response to squeezing the glans penis or clitoris, or tugging on an indwelling Foley catheter.

[Anonymous No.12207591]

>>12207250
>nephrology
>comfy
>piercing 20+people each day for peritoneal dialysis
>comfy

[Anonymous No.12207666]

>>12207591
In my country the placement of peritoneal catheter is made by surgeons. The nefro just pick his eyes as the pt agonizes while waiting for an operating room to be vacant.

[Anonymous No.12207686]

>>12207570
I only do bulbocvavernous reflexes on the second visit

[Anonymous No.12207983]

>>12207268
bich!!

[Anonymous No.12208335]

When do you guys clamp????

[Anonymous No.12208465]

How promising do you guys think regenerative medicine is? Do you think we will eventually be able to replace individual organs while retaining every function?

[Anonymous No.12208497]

>>12208335
I unclamped some time ago, I've no recollection of my initial clamping

[Anonymous No.12208503]

>>12208465
no, they cant mimic self antigen. itll lead to cancer and rejection. always.

[Anonymous No.12208528]

>>12208503
If you create an organ in vitro using the patient's own cells, won't rejection be a non-issue?

[Anonymous No.12208537]

>>12208528
they can never recreate the most important organ in vitro

[Anonymous No.12208555]

>>12208465
Trash and sci fi at most. Developing hypoallergenic robotic limbs/organs will come first and will have better less adverse effects than glorified celular agriculture biojerk.
Or at least that's what I hope cause I need a new knee.

[Anonymous No.12208559]

>>12208528
do u want to know how they recreate these organs? they took a pigs lungs, dipped them in a solution to strip it of the cells, leaving behind the scaffold of proteins that shape the lung. then they seeded the lung again with its own cells. they regrew it yea. but they still run into the issue that the new lab grown organ cannot mimic the complex vasculature and connections to function. and really there is no way to guide that and no research into that. where do u start? it seems to me that u need a brain to facilitate the proper growth of the vasculature, and by that i mean the brain is the one that releases vasopressive hormones and such to assess the blood pressure of the area, and causing angiogenesis where needed, you dnt get that from growing a lung in a vat

[Anonymous No.12208562]

>>12208528
>>12208559
where are you going to get protein scaffolds for major organs? people?

[Anonymous No.12208590]

>>12208335
Immediately of course. The feeling of pruning down another being's potential at birth makes me rock hard. Sometimes parents are surprised at how hurried I am to clamp, but they don't know.

[Anonymous No.12208625]

>>12208335
On c-sec I clamp as soon as I locate the umbilical cord. Can't risk the newborn to develop his pineal gland and unlock his 6th dimensional chakra.

[Anonymous No.12208655]

>>12208625
Do you assess his pineal function when deciding vitamin K dose? That's best practice. You need to sludge the blood more if the pineal is particularly ambitious.

[Anonymous No.12208707]

>>12208559
I read an article where they made rabbit penises with this scaffolding method and attached them to the rabbits that had donated the cells. 8 out of 12 were able to have sex and reach ejaculation. They must've solved the blood supply problem somehow for that to be possible.

[Anonymous No.12208712]

>>12208562
Animals or corpses

[Anonymous No.12208716]

>>12208712
youd reject those those proteins still have animal antigen

[Anonymous No.12208718]

>>12208707
a penis does not deal with CO2 exchange for the entire body, a penis does not need to ventilate a blood supply for an entire body
a penis is a sponge

[Anonymous No.12208747]

>>12208716
Maybe the original scaffold can be replaced piece by piece after the organ is made

[Anonymous No.12208759]

>>12208747
the scaffold guides the growth of the organ you cant have the chicken or the egg first you need both

[Anonymous No.12208831]

whats the truth about anti psychotics?

[Anonymous No.12208837]

>>12208831
If prescribed take them.

[Anonymous No.12208893]

>>12208831
they are just tranquilizers for humans

[Anonymous No.12209860]

People that have a urinary diversion like the Mitrofanoff surgery, where do the surgeons block the urethra? Are they able to block it at the bladder so the person could still shoot loads? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.12210481]

>>12208831
take your meds, schizo

[Sage No.12210496]

>>12198045
Hope you realize you'll always have them anyway and still be communicable.

[Anonymous No.12210519]

Starting med school next year. What did I sign myself up for?
Also, has anyone had to give first aid/cpr when you're not working?

[Anonymous No.12210533]

>>12197403
whats the actual death rate of corona. is it just a flu bro, or is it this hyper deadly disease we've been lead to believe it is?
also i'm interested if your a med fag about your own corona stories if u have that are interesting.

[Anonymous No.12210605]

>>12208562
They'll be able to make their own eventually

[Anonymous No.12210606]

>>12210533
Its 3%.

[Anonymous No.12210624]

>>12210519
>Also, has anyone had to give first aid/cpr when you're not working?
Unless it's your relative, you're asking for trouble for doing that shit. Just fuck off ASAP.

[Anonymous No.12210661]

>>12210533
Both me and my dad are medics. One of my classmates and my former resident almost die from the shit, both are fat fucks, the resident chick had to be intubated, her chest plaque was completely white..

My dad got notices every two days that a colleague from his year died. This went on for two months. My dad retired because of the pandemic, the day he handed over his resignation letter, he met the ambulance driver from the clinic, who was diagnosed and given 2 weeks of leave, aparently healthy. My dad warned him to request another week off but the guy didn't listen. He died the following week.

This disease was a fucking mess in my country. This changed everything since the government took this chance to make the biggest thefts in our history, and they can't be prosecuted because it's all legal in paper. Doctors weren't given any safety equipment whatsoever, deaths were misattributed to underlying diseases, ICU beds were taken and unused for propaganda purposes in the height of the shit. A relative of mine died from ketoacidosis because there were no ICUs available.

[Anonymous No.12210669]

>>12210624
In my country i am legally obligated to offer aid in such situations. Like
>dude fell unconscious, help is there a doctor present
I am Legally supposed to make myself available and say "yes"

[Anonymous No.12210672]

>>12210669
Yeah, you are "legally obligated". We all are "legally obligated". Who the fuck will notice faggot. Unless you live in China there's no way for people to tell you're a medic unless you're a fucking retard and go around telling everyone you are one.

[Anonymous No.12210673]

>>12210672
And, IF you live in China, the best outcome is to make sure he's fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.12210680]

>>12210672
>>12210624

if you're an EM doc or trauma surgeon then yeah you should. If you're a dermatologist or something then I don't think anyone will give a fuck

[Anonymous No.12210685]

>>12210680
>if you're an EM doc or trauma surgeon then yeah you should.
Without vials, lines, srynges or drugs around?

[Anonymous No.12210688]

>>12210685
Make do with what you have until paramedics arive

[Anonymous No.12210693]

Scientifically speaking, how the fuck do surgeons not fuck up constantly?

[Anonymous No.12210696]

>>12210693
Don't know what you're talking about.
They fuck up all the time.

[Anonymous No.12210698]

>>12210685
Nobody is expecting you to do anything crazy. All kinds of rational things you can do without actual equipment

[Anonymous No.12210716]

>>12210693
They fuck up all the time, I was 6 weeks in neurosurgery and I've seen at least 3 fuck ups.
One woman operated from an hypophysis adenoma (sry if it's not the accurate english term) lost vision on one of her eyes (she already didn't see half though).
The head of service cut the common iliac vein on a 24 yo girl and the vascular surgeons had to come then weeks later he had to go barbaric on some fat whale back because there was so much fat he wasn't seeing jackshit and struggled to find the vertebra/disc.
Also he forgot a compress in one guy's back so he had to reopen.

Generally when it bleeds everywhere they're fucking up.

[Anonymous No.12210718]

>>12210688
>>12210698
You LITERALLY can't do shit without those. An expert being there won't help the outcome if the expert doesn't have the tools he's trained to use.

[Anonymous No.12210725]

>>12210680
You should help if he falls unconscious.
The real pain in the ass is when some guy doesn't feel so good/has thoracic pain in the middle of a flight because they will ask you to take a decision where you have to choose between fucking up 300 person days or risk your license and gamble that the dude condition won't complicate by the end of the travel.

[Anonymous No.12210729]

>>12210716
>One woman operated from an hypophysis adenoma (sry if it's not the accurate english term) lost vision on one of her eyes
Not the surgeons fault.

> weeks later he had to go barbaric on some fat whale back because there was so much fat he wasn't seeing jackshit and struggled to find the vertebra/disc.
Not the surgeons fault. Fat fucks know the risk, they're repeatedly told to lose weight and never listen.

>Also he forgot a compress in one guy's back so he had to reopen.
That's the nurse's fault for not counting shit properly.

[Anonymous No.12210746]

>>12210729
Arguably first one is a possible complication but the second one he could just refuse to operate if she didn't meet the criteria (he was doing it in private and it was by no mean an emergency) and the third he was rushing like a mad man to get the next on the table instead of waiting 15sc for the nurses to recount before closing.

[Anonymous No.12210759]

>>12197403

[Anonymous No.12210849]

>>12207250
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.12210958]

>>12206901
Do you or anyone else have lääkeapustaja54?

[Anonymous No.12210998]

>>12210725
Just close your eyes and be asleep during the announcement

[Anonymous No.12211094]

>>12210998
That's the universal strategy, I don't know how it would stand in court though but there is always a sucker who takes the call anyway.

[Anonymous No.12211097]

any home remedies for clogged ear?
i got my ear clogged and when i tried to remove the ear wax i pushed it even more inside. when i try to get a tissue or cotton deep (i am afraid of ear picks) inside it touches some wall or something and it messes with pressure which makes a very sharp pain.
it hurts and i can't hear anything in that ear and i have a sharp headache on that side

[Anonymous No.12211104]

>>12211097
btw i can't go to a doctor today but i can go to emergency. i am worried they will laugh at me for coming to emergency for stupid things

[Anonymous No.12211109]

Any dermatologists here, I got a question about something on my dick, my own dermatologist didn't give a clear answer on and just prescribed steroid cream for and little changed.

[Anonymous No.12211117]

>>12211109
where did you shove your penis in?

[Anonymous No.12211120]

>>12211097
>>12211104
Go buy some Cerulyse or whatever Xylene solution it's called in your country, doubt you need a prescription for that.
Stop picking at your ear drum retard.

[Anonymous No.12211125]

>>12211097
>What is the eardrum
Take a hot shower, tilt head and fill ear. Roll a piece of toilet paper, insert into ear and wiggle around. Or just use a q-tip with warm water if you actually wanna clean properly.

[Anonymous No.12211128]

>>12211117
>>12211109
Nowhere, that's the problem.
I chronically have had for years somewhat flaky and dry skin under the fore skin, that just doesn't seem to go away.

[Anonymous No.12211141]

>>12211128

[Anonymous No.12211148]

>>12211141
Hilarious that this dude got addicted to benzzos and had to go to rehab but still chose to give life advice

[Anonymous No.12211170]

>>12211148
Marx couldn't feed his kids nor get a real job without leaving off his friends gibs yet legions of retards claim we should apply his economic and social theories.
The world is strange.

[El Arcón No.12211194]

>>12211141

[Anonymous No.12211208]

>>12211170
>Marx couldn't feed his kids nor get a real job without leaving off his friends gibs
marx was a journalist and a writer and it sounds inline with what he talked about. jordan peterson says that people should man up and he himself can't even "man up", my complaint with him is that he sounds like all these other motivators with empty words and he panders a lot to his newer audience. compare maps of meanings to 12 rules and you will see what i am talking about

[Anonymous No.12211281]

>>12211208
>he sounds like all these other motivators with empty words
How exactly? I read 12 rules for life but I'm not familiar with motivators.

[Anonymous No.12211288]

>>12204734
okay bro unzip your pants my eyes are red from hypotension and I'm ready

[Anonymous No.12211290]

>>12211148
If everything we did in life would go by this standard we wouldnt have come very far.

[Anonymous No.12211345]

>>12211141
Already do, the problem still persists.

[Anonymous No.12211348]

If I wanted to a wiener piercing, what's medically to be considered?
How likely will it end in a mess, even with a good piercer working under proper hygienic conditions?

[Anonymous No.12211479]

>>12211348
Sorry bro there aren't bibliographic reviews of the outcomes of penis piercings. Can't help you.

[Anonymous No.12211683]

>>12211208
The few things I've read from him is pretty much jungian theories (collective unconscious) mixed with some evo psychology to explain tradition.
Maybe you should read his work and make your own opinions instead of repeating memes.
Marx had a retard tier understanding of economics and human nature btw.

[Anonymous No.12212192]

>>12211348
Worst that can happen is fournier's gangrene. That shit makes the whole ER smell like sewer, no matter its volume.

[Anonymous No.12212202]

>>12212192
>be fournier
>diagnose necrotizing fascitiis in the penor
>get a thing named after you even though it's nothing new
fuck fournier

[Anonymous No.12212216]

>>12211097
You have 2 options.
1. Buy glycerin eardrops
2.Buy an irrigation syringe, 30ml is enough. Heat up water and jet it in your ear until the wax comes out.

[Anonymous No.12212217]

>>12211125
Don't put shit on your ear, specilaly paper since that will only get stuck more easily.

[Anonymous No.12212221]

>>12212202
Penor necroziting fascitis is serious enough shit to get its own name.

[Anonymous No.12212231]

where can i read on the action mechanisms of vaccine components (like alhydrogel for example) in detail? everything i read on internet is very superficial and vague.

[Anonymous No.12212240]

>>12197439
>MAAAMAAAAAAAAA JUST KILLED A MAN
>PUT HOT KNIFE AGAINST HIS VEINS
>PUSHED THE BUTTON NOW HES DEAD

[Anonymous No.12212256]

>>12212231
action mechanisms in what?

[Anonymous No.12212299]

>>12202924
>Doctors don’t save lives
wrong

[Anonymous No.12212309]

>>12208465
i think it is hard way but a right one, robotic shit is ugly and wrong

[Anonymous No.12212312]

>>12212231
Vaccines are composed by multiple molecules and a lot of them don't have any pharmacological effect.

[Anonymous No.12212319]

>>12212299
The patient lives and dies out of his own choice.

[Anonymous No.12212320]

>>12210693
slow and steady wins the race is best route for non-emergency surgery, rushers always make mistakes and damage stuff, all mistakes i’ve seen was because assistant was rushing too much, also never do guesses insurgery if that is possible.

[Anonymous No.12212332]

>>12210998
kek, but concious is stronger. sometimes i feel like i’m the only one in this field who is in it to “save lives”, still haven’t cane out of this childish idealistic thought pattern but who cares.

[Anonymous No.12212334]

>>12212312
You mean Therapeutic effect. Every molecule has an effect, most aren't tracked, but all of them end up damaging the kidney in lower or greater proportion.

[Anonymous No.12212336]

>>12210759
explain

[Anonymous No.12212344]

>>12210759
What a nice punchable face.

[Anonymous No.12212346]

>>12212256
like how do they help the immune response, and what they do why are they there etc.

[Anonymous No.12212370]

>>12212346
You'd have better answers asking a biomedic/biochemist

[Anonymous No.12212470]

Gf got her fourth acceptance today. Immediately after she had an interview where they told her she was in and wanted to convince her any way possible that she should go there. She’s also 19 lol

[Anonymous No.12212547]

>>12212470
Another whore who will be getting promotions and ranks thanks to her skill at sucking cock. Great.

[Anonymous No.12212694]

>>12197574
go ortho or go home you weak little dweeb

[Anonymous No.12212710]

>>12211097
EM resident here. take some peroxide or hot water and tilt your head and put some in your ear. after a while, take an ear syringe bulb with warm water and rinse it out. also generally lay down on the bad ear so it gradually forces whatever it is out by gravity

dont listen to >>12211125 hes a retard that doesnt know what hes talking about. using a q tip or paper towel is the #1 worst thing you can do since it pushes even more shit in your ear.

if you notice other symptoms or if the ear becomes more swollen/red/painful go to the ER

[Anonymous No.12212722]

>>12212710
>>12211097
this t. frequent sufferer of this issue
if you don't have the supplies already you can buy premade ear cleaning kits at basically any drugstore with some peroxide stuff and bulb syringe thing, just let it soak in for a while and wash it out and it works great

[Anonymous No.12212782]

Hey lads, looking to go into rads. Final year medic in the UK. Anyone one here a radiologist?

Also someone got the link to the lääkeapustaja?

[Anonymous No.12212931]

>>12212782
>2 bad u'll never b rad

[Anonymous No.12212960]

>>12212320
Med student here
No surprises with this comment, but definitely shocked on how there is a rush to surgery.
Last year during an OB rotation, ED doc called for presumed ruptured ectopic.
No beta HCG performed, was told the patient was 14 weeks Preggo and experienced severe abd pain with a positive FAST for large amounts of blood.
The patients hgb was 14 on arrival among other stable objective findings.
I follow the OB who takes the patient to surgery, finds no signs of active bleeding, and only finds a ruptured ovarian cyst.
This was performed via laparotomy.
I’ve seen this happen with general surgery too, patients rushed to OR with no imaging to confirm a diagnosis or need for emergent operation.

[Anonymous No.12213022]

>>12212960
When a surgery specialist rushes to OR it's because he's freaking out or because the hospital administration warned him about low performance numbers.

[Anonymous No.12213062]

>>12199389
Please post more of these Apu MD

[Anonymous No.12213066]

>>12201307
I'm not white otherwise I'd love to. Rural communities are always so nice though.

[Anonymous No.12213074]

>>12199175
Take orlistat 3x per day and drink 1 cup of olive oil with each meal. The worms will literally slide out your ass due to the lack of friction.

[Anonymous No.12213077]

>>12202913
Not him but I really enjoy the hospital, I always know what I'm supposed to be doing and don't have to think about how shitty my life is.

[Anonymous No.12213711]

>>12212470
>19
You mean acceptance to "med school"? Who doesn't you fucking nigger. Better get a big nice HDD for all the 4k cock sucking vids she'll be sending you.

[Anonymous No.12213737]

>>12212960
When there's life threatening shit no one's got the time for imaging bullshit which the rad can fuck up, you scrub. If the fast is positive and the symptoms are present the patient may fucking die for waiting on more tests in case it's indeed serious shit.

[Anonymous No.12214074]

>>12213737
i'm still wondering why they would go for a laparotomy and not a diagnostic laparoscopy first
not him btw

[Anonymous No.12214388]

>>12213737
>if symptoms were present
The patient was hemodynamically stable without objective data to support the findings, like I put in the original post.
no one is arguing against the normal processes to perform emergent surgery.
It’s the rush to perform procedures without supporting data and putting patients at risk unnecessarily.
At the very least I would of thought the OB would validate the US by performing it himself.

[Anonymous No.12214501]

help guys i got soap in my urethra when showering and now the head of my penis really burns when i piss
what should i do

[Anonymous No.12215359]

Hey guys, I just heard back confirmation that I passed a med school interview. I sent a thank you letter on the day of the interview, am I obligated to send another?

[Anonymous No.12215390]

>>12214501
Stop doing stupid shit would be good.

[Anonymous No.12215518]

>spend 8 hours today playing 3 0 instead of actually doing anything useful
I NEED HELP

[Anonymous No.12215944]

>>12215359
Passed as in accepted?

[Anonymous No.12216133]

>>12197574
>I’ll probably have to attend med school in Ireland or Australia which is fine as I have dual citizenship but I am trying to gather more info before I take the plunge.

you'll most likely be forced to practice there, as you have a very low chance of matching residency in the USA

[Anonymous No.12216198]

>>12197403
I am thinking about applying to medical school.
I have a bachelor in mechanical engineering and I'm 30 years old.

[Anonymous No.12216311]

>>12197403
Is there a medicinal explanation for why I love smelling my own armpits

Help me bros

[Anonymous No.12216324]

>>12216133
why

[Anonymous No.12216332]

>>12197412
EMT here, fuck nurses

[Anonymous No.12216346]

>>12216332
Computers will replace doctors and the only people left will be nurses.

[Anonymous No.12216376]

>>12216346
the day computers can replace doctors is the day they can replace literally any profession including nurses
it is the day when they actually have general intelligence and can understand language and abstractions

[Anonymous No.12216381]

>>12216376
No, you will always need someone around to clean the mess made by patients. Won't be cost effective for robots to do it.

[Anonymous No.12216409]

What are some natural ways to lower a resting heart rate, besides exercise? Any foods or drinks that mimic the effects of beta blockers?

[Anonymous No.12216465]

>>12216346
Nah bitch, nurses are first. Automated IV administration and your whole ethos for the continuation of your job goes up in the air. They'll just outsource the poop wiping to ppl with my skill level. Get fuct nursoid

[Anonymous No.12216546]

>>12212694
>ortho
lol nerd

[Anonymous No.12216551]

>>12216346
>this is what nurses actually believe

[Anonymous No.12216563]

>>12216546
orthos are jocks

[Anonymous No.12216572]

>>12216563
orthos are fags

[Anonymous No.12216706]

>>12216551
I'm an electrical engineer, not a nurse.
Most of what doctors do can easily be replaced. Diagnosis isn't even accurate, an advanced computer can do a better job than doctors, most of you are fucking hacks. I could go to 10 different doctors and get 10 different opinions for my symptoms.

[Anonymous No.12216782]

>>12210958
We don't talk about the 54th

[Anonymous No.12216876]

some lazy ones

[Anonymous No.12216880]

>>12216876

[Anonymous No.12216885]

>>12216880

[Anonymous No.12216889]

>>12216885

[Anonymous No.12216906]

>>12211288
>tfw all the med students I pick up are virgins and think that "blowing" has something to actually do with either blowing or sucking.

[Anonymous No.12216919]

>>12212782
https://mega.nz/folder/9N0jiDYI#XmcbAyO_Wa_elXMlLWluQA

not quite up to date

[Anonymous No.12216932]

>>12216782
this

[Anonymous No.12217070]

>>12216563
orthos are autistic

[Anonymous No.12217075]

>>12216906
>tfw no pure virgin med gf wo tries to suck my penis

[Anonymous No.12217140]

>>12216906
Stop targeting ESL chinks

[Anonymous No.12217609]

>>12217140

[Anonymous No.12217614]

>>12216546
>>12216572
>>12217070
cope

>>12216563
based

[Anonymous No.12217679]

>>12201611
>if you sleep sitting down you'll sleep 2 hours MAX
>monk
Enlightened my ass. If you need that sleep, you WILL get it somehow, even sitting.

[Anonymous No.12218154]

>>12216706
Thats because most doctors are shit at what they do and HIPPA keeps medical education 200 years in the past

[Anonymous No.12218177]

>>12216465
>automated IV administration
>When patients unplug themselves all the fucking time
Do you really expect compsci faggots to understand human behavior? Or do you think "AI" is magical and will learn how to submit people instead of being more retarded than a literal autistic child?

[Anonymous No.12218183]

What’s your opinion on PAs? That’s what I’m working towards being

[Anonymous No.12218233]

>>12216706
>I'm an electrical engineer, not a nurse.
well then you don't know what you're talking about
i am a programmer turned medfag and i had the same opinion as you - muh computers bla bla
i'm gonna say it again, the day AI replaces doctors is the day it replaces mech engineers too as well as any profession done by humans except hookers.

[Anonymous No.12218267]

>>12218233
>tfw no prospect of paying for sex without having to give money to a literal woman
The future isn't so bright fellas.

[Anonymous No.12218842]

>>12216409
exercise

[Anonymous No.12218845]

>>12218233
>except hookers
lmao are you high? sex bots will be mass production soon

[Anonymous No.12218855]

>>12218845
idk if you're being overly pessimistic or optimistic, but i just don't believe robots can ever replace hookers

[Anonymous No.12218878]

Is medicine a good choice if I like chem and maths more than bio?

[Anonymous No.12218897]

>>12218878
no, but you can still do it

[Anonymous No.12218902]

>>12218878
Do biotech

[Anonymous No.12219179]

>>12218233
>as well as any profession done by humans except hookers
t. hooker

[Anonymous No.12219224]

>>12197403
Unclamp before you're replaced by a machine. That's what the medical-industrial complex has already turned you into anyway, just one more cost cutting, simplifying, step remains.

I mean let's be real here. How much doctor is needed to hand out a prescription of zoloft or brain damaging cholesterol meds? Surgery will be remote, then it will be automated.

[Anonymous No.12219377]

>>12219224
>. How much doctor is needed to hand out a prescription of zoloft
Depends in your goal. If your goal is to effectively treat the patient, you need a fucking lot. You need someone who is able to circumvent the patient's coping mechanisms and set him up on a mindset that will allow him to work things out, the antidepressant is only there to pull him out of the wallowing pit.

>Surgery will be remote
Remote where? Every "medical" branded bullshit costs 10 times its normal price. Just a few years ago before the battlestation meme, if you wanted to buy a vertical orientated display it costed fucking thousands because the only market for it were rad niggers. It's the same fucking display, no software involved. It's ridiculous. It's unthinkable the world will have access to "remote surgery" machines, and it's even more ridiculous that they'll be effectively put to use since they're hugeass bulky barrels, and the more parts a system has the more things can go wrong. Also, it's as if you thought cutting off your hand and putting tongs in exchange is any improvement.

>then it will be automated.
This implies surgeons will learn to code. Codemonkeys can't speak to people, they can't even fucking sell a USB adapter without calling you a retard, how am I supposed to believe they will ever play a meaningful part in healthcare as a service?

[Anonymous No.12219381]

>>12218878
Why do people go into medicine without figuring what the work is like?

[Anonymous No.12219402]

>>12219377
>Depends in your goal.
My goal is to sell my product while facilitating the right balance of regulatory theater, ritual, and plausible deniability to make it profitable, minimal risk, and sustainable as possible. The fate of the patient is only relevant so far as his perception of his treatment and the basis of his lot in life (for which he has sought out treatment).

>Remote where?
Really depends, honestly. I would probably be limited at first to trials by large institutions, specialized surgeries for which there is no local surgeon who is competent to carry it out, cases like covid where people are kept apart and commuting is halted. Gradually however the inputs to the equipment can be captured and used to train a (managed) neural network. This in parallel with other more specific programming would facilitate automation, which I'm sure we can test out on prisoners and people in developing nations. Whether it would become the norm is another matter. People who are in their late 20's onward today, overall, would probably never trust it/ But the following generations would be raised with the notion from birth.

>This implies surgeons will learn to code.
Their inputs will be captured and recorded as described above, and some will be paid to train the programmer how to train the software. There are also some people who'll understand aspects of both. Perfection isn't required, they're just patients. You can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs along the way.

[Anonymous No.12219410]

>>12219224
all these sexually insecure brainlets who know nothing about medicine or automation

the third ai winter is coming, better get ready faggots

[Anonymous No.12219416]

>>12219410
>the third ai winter is coming
The exact inverse. The World Economic Forum and the big players in a rapidly globalizing world have expressed great interest in automation and AI. That's what 5G is for.

[Anonymous No.12219468]

Starting my clinical internships next month bros (EU)

wish me luck

[Anonymous No.12219596]

>>12216782
>>12216932
But muh collection :(

[Anonymous No.12220034]

>>12217140
>>12217609
Yeah, they could very well be pajeets too

[Anonymous No.12220379]

Any medical coder chads here?

[Anonymous No.12220465]

i have good reason to believe i might be a familial short sleeper (i have a genetic mutation associated with it, my dad and his dad also sleep very little; my dad is fairly young, so i don't think it's age related). i have a tendency to sleep a little less than normal (i'm 24, sleep approximately 5.5 to 6.5 hours), assuming i'm not woken up.

i typically set my alarm for about 6 hours. if i sleep well, i'm pretty much energetic for 16, and then i start to get sleepy around hour 17/18.

i know, though, that sleep deprivation is notorious for not being very noticeable (e.g. sleep deprived people are likely to think they're fine, even if they are actually underperforming). how can i tell if i'm depriving myself of sleep? i don't like sleeping "in" (for 8 hours instead of 6) because it just feels like a waste of time, and i don't ever feel much better for it.

[Anonymous No.12220466]

>>12220465
check your short sleeper privilege first

t. 12-14h sleeper

[Anonymous No.12220492]

>>12220466
only thing i'm checking are those digits. i definitely feel like i have pretty good genetics for sleep, it seems like i can sleep for a super small amount of time (e.g. 2 or 3 hours), and i'll feel fine, except instead of being energetic for 16 hours sit'll only be for 4 or for 6.

[Anonymous No.12220498]

>>12216198
Dont fucking do it nigger

[Anonymous No.12220499]

>>12200812
I mean you could do IM and then not have to deal with kids

[Anonymous No.12220586]

>>12202924
>Doctors don't save lives

general surgeons do, at least. very wrong statement

[Anonymous No.12220593]

>>12216324
there aren't enough residencies for all the med school graduates out there, the pecking order is

MD>DO>>>>>>US IMG (Caribbean)>>FMG

if you go foreign, do well on the Step exams and have no red flags, you'll be lucky if you can match into Family medicine

[Anonymous No.12220597]

>>12216409
Death.

[Anonymous No.12220716]

>>12202948
Pharm has higher standards than med school tho
You have to be better than med school people to even think about pharm

[Anonymous No.12220726]

>>12220716
t. pharmacist on copium

[Anonymous No.12220745]

>>12203432
Stop smoking weed fuckhead

[Anonymous No.12220966]

>>12216198

Fucking Why?

[Anonymous No.12220988]

>>12219402
>My goal is to sell my product
Then you aren't making a replacement for doctors.

>Thinks the entire world is rich US white kids

> You can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs along the way.
You're not making an omelette, you midwit. You're filing for bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.12221086]

>>12220988
>Then you aren't making a replacement for doctors.
I disagree.

>You're not making an omelette, you midwit. You're filing for bankruptcy.
Why, a malpractice suit? Your insurance becoming so expensive you can't net a profit? Etc? Not an issue. You gave the right treatment, in the right way, for the right diagnosis. You're covered.

[Anonymous No.12221639]

>>12220716
>Pharm has higher standards than med school tho
Where in the world is this ever true?

[Anonymous No.12221784]

>>12220379
Yes.

t. md, phd

[Anonymous No.12221800]

>>12221784
when did you do your phd?
considering doing one myself but not sure whether to do a MD/PhD that my uni offers or getting some experience as MD before settling down into a PhD later.

[Anonymous No.12221822]

Eyes did a weird thing in the dark, when looking to the right but takenbto the max possible I got flickering bouncy light things on my vision, repeated enough and yeah its a thing

[Anonymous No.12222018]

>>12197403
FIRST DAY IS TODAY BOYS

[Anonymous No.12222046]

>>12220379
>coder
>chad

[Anonymous No.12222412]

>>12220716
I don’t know you, but I know youre the type of guy to call at 3am to aware people of therapeutic substitutions

[Anonymous No.12222494]

>>12216563
orthos are the most autistic and annoying narcisstic pieces of shits

[Anonymous No.12222510]

>>12222494
Nah orthos are lit.

[Anonymous No.12222570]

>>12221800
during my md, I had plenty of ml experience already so it was very easy to get pubs

[Anonymous No.12222588]

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