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*sees visions of our current civilization flash before his eyes*

*resubmerges head*

this little bastard could have stopped it all with a little foresight

>> No.12113208

>>12113156
He cute

>> No.12113269

>AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH CONSCIOUSNESS WAS A MISTAKE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
Reddit take

>> No.12113282

*sees visions of our current civilisation flash before his eyes*
*does it anyway*

Our little Chad knew exactly what he was doing. Stay mad.

>> No.12113303

>>12113156
But why did he do it?

>> No.12113306

Are you trying to say that anomalocaris could've prevented land animals from evolving?

>> No.12113319

>>12113156
>my ancestor...

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>>12113156
herro, i'm foreign exchange student. can someone exprain this meme to me?

>> No.12113345

>>12113333
Checked. Now babe I'll explain it but I need you to bend over with your pants off. You may feel something pushing against you. Don't worry, that's normal. It's how we communicate things in our country.

>> No.12113347

>>12113269
amazing how narcissistic and entitled you are

>> No.12113357
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>>12113269
i just want to kill myself without my consciousness dying desu.

>> No.12113509

>>12113347
You’d have to be pretty narcissistic and entitled to believe that the mild existential dread associated with consciousness is somehow worse than the constant state of terror and scarcity experienced by wild animals.

>> No.12113531

Repentence gives you better quality of life

>> No.12113602

>>12113156
Why is there some variation of this joke posted every day on this board? Is it that funny?

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>>12113602
yes

>> No.12113628

>>12113602
no, but it's a good meme

>> No.12113831

>>12113509
>constant state of terror
more like constant state of bliss

animals only experience terror in death. a fish will be swimming around gleefully right up until the moment a shark crunches its jaws down to bite.

>> No.12113833

>>12113602
It's high IQ humor. You wouldn't get it.

>> No.12113835

>>12113831
>This is what childhood exposure to Disney movies does to a person

>> No.12113891

>>12113835
This but schizophrenically

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>>12113156
*Sees visions of massive industrial complexes billowing smoke and producing all manner of wonders*
That lizard was me, and I am his current incarnation, I will see his work done. By God I will turn the Earth into steel world of eternal economic explosion.