/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.12111760]

Scientifically speaking, why am I only matching with retards? I made this profile an hour ago and 8 out of the 8 bitches that dared talk to me are funny-color-haired no-milkers midwits. Should I add blatantly racist too?

[Anonymous No.12111773]

>>12111760
>why am I only matching with retards?
because you need dating apps to find someone to date

[Anonymous No.12111794]

>>12111760
What site is that?

[Anonymous No.12111802]

>>12111773
Correlation doesn’t mean causation >>12111794
That’s Bumble, Anon, like watered down tinder where you can look for frens too

[Anonymous No.12111814]

>>12111760
Your bio literally doesn't matter, sperg.
You could add in "child rapist" and as long as you look good on your pics you'll get bitches.
Western women have devolved into the most morally deplorables creatures imaginable, take advantage of that and wet you pp

[Anonymous No.12111818]

>>12111814
So it seems, so it seems. I never tried dating apps before but apparently none of my matches so far know the meaning of “misogynistic”

[Anonymous No.12111823]

>>12111814
this

[Anonymous No.12111839]

>>12111760
>writes an autistic description
>gets autistic responses
Can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.12111862]

>>12111760
Bruh your bio is so autistic it's hard to watch.

[Anonymous No.12111896]

>>12111862
What should I say then if I want to fuck smart girls

[Anonymous No.12111897]

>>12111760
What do

[Anonymous No.12111902]

>>12111896
make sure they call you when they need a plumber

[Anonymous No.12111907]

>>12111896
>smart
>girls

[Anonymous No.12111915]

>>12111897
Genuinely curious what do you look like?

[Anonymous No.12111917]

>>12111897
Is that your actual pic or are you just trolling them?

[Anonymous No.12111927]

>>12111915
this desu

[Anonymous No.12111956]

>>12111896
re>>12111907
You’re trying to get from women what you need to be getting from men. You don’t date a girl to listen to her, or to talk to her, you date her because ass, and the rest is a transaction for the ass
If you don’t do this, or if you find it’s lame, women will not respect you, let alone fuck you. Women will objectify themselves for you, right in front of you, and they will demand you both enjoy it, and reciprocate their objectification
Understand this is a game whose rules are timeless, and you must find the rules deep in your bones. Stop thinking, never ever think, around a girl, just do. And never take shit from them for anything you do
the dumbest shit you could possibly do as a man, the dumbest thing you can possibly imagine, they’ve already done something dumber and stupider by the time their feet hit the floor when they wake up in the morning
Catchin my drift? Make your bio the dumbest Most arrogant thing you can manage to think of, and you might be off in the right direction. Say the dumbest most outrageous shit in your messages, and you’ll be wasting less time than you are by even trying the tiniest amount.
Trying is not allowed in this game, how wicked is that. If you try you lose, if you think, you lose.
If you’re me you know all this now but have reached levels of not caring so previously unimaginable I have women literally lining up around the block waiting for me to say it’s time to let the snake out again

[Anonymous No.12111974]

>>12111760
>IQ higher than 160 recommended
~99.994% of people (1/16,000) don't have an IQ that high, and women are less likely than men to have high IQs.
>Picture looks like you're trying to flex with a broken back and you don't have toned arms
>Whatever the hell the middle bullet means, sounds to me like you're trying to use big words to appear smarter but you come off as a dweeb / autistic
>"violently misogynistic" lmao

[Anonymous No.12111997]

>>12111974
Im holding a kitty on the pic

[Anonymous No.12112002]

>>12111897
Tell Christina how good human flesh tastes.

[Anonymous No.12112005]

>>12111997
I wasn't sure if it's a cat or not, that's definitely a good photo to use then. gl anon, I too am searching for smart women

[Anonymous No.12112014]

>Change profile to dumb hillbilly status
>I like to knock boots in tractors and barns
>Guinness Draft only, none of that pussy beer
>etc...

Smart girls love "dumb" men? They have this thing about needing to be smarter than the guy they date, intimidation, power, who knows? Probably self affirmation mixed with "he's like a puppy!"

But in reality, smart bitches like dumber men.

[Anonymous No.12112017]

>>12112005
It’s a terrible angle for my face but idc bc I love animals probably more than humans.

[Anonymous No.12112022]

>>12112005
It's a very fucking bad photo to use wtf.
This is the photos you should have if you wanna make it:
>Picture of yourself traveling. NOT SELFIE.
>Picture of you and a group of friends with females included
>Candid picture of you and your dog
>Candid picture of you at the beach if you have a nice body

That's it. Nothing else is needed and anything else puts you into weirdo territory

[Anonymous No.12112024]

>>12112014
It just seems this way, but every girl wants a guy whose better than she is in everything and whose mere presence makes her feel helpless and inferior

[Anonymous No.12112031]

>>12112022
I do t care about getting matches I already get that lol, I just care about smart girls. But >>12112014 might be right.

[Anonymous No.12112057]

>>12112031
Simp

[Anonymous No.12112070]

>>12112017
Hair is goofy, but you are a 7/10 and should have no problems w women.

[Anonymous No.12112101]

>>12112017
You look like complete shit bro start lifting holy shit.

>>12112031
You sound like a coping faggot. There's no such thing as "smart women" are you over 18?

[Anonymous No.12112153]

>>12112017
You look good enough, seem like a kind dude, maybe hit the gym to get more defined. Body is pretty average and face looks like a 7 but idk. What do you look like without the weird angle?

[Anonymous No.12112203]

>>12111760
Where is this?

[Anonymous No.12112208]

>>12112153

[Anonymous No.12112217]

>>12112153
Pic didn’t load

[Anonymous No.12112242]

>>12111802
Bumble is just cuck tinder, the girl has to make the first move
Meaning you have even lower chances

[Anonymous No.12112244]

>>12111956
You're right, but it's awful. It makes you want to just give up. Ass alone isn't worth all that effort. Putting up with someone you don't even want to be around.

[Anonymous No.12112245]

>>12112017
How many months into transition?

[Anonymous No.12112252]

>>12112217
Cute

[Anonymous No.12112253]

>>12112014
I'm starting to think this myself.

[Anonymous No.12112270]

>>12112017
Be my bf instead and I'll violently misogynise your bussy

[Anonymous No.12112274]

>>12111760
>violently misogynistic
Gee I wonder what's wrong
Also bumble is scraping the bottom of the barrel

[Anonymous No.12112276]

>>12112217
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[Anonymous No.12112295]

>>12112217
I want to cum on your face

[Anonymous No.12112314]

>>12112217
Post ass cutie

[Anonymous No.12112340]

>>12112217
>thick brows
UNGGGH I"M GONNA COOOOM

[Anonymous No.12112375]

>>12112340
This anon knows what's up

[Anonymous No.12112391]

>>12112217
Yea u def shouldnt have problem getting puss, you a solid 8.5

[Anonymous No.12112428]

>>12112217
You look like a woman. Are you a ladyboy? Grow a beard or something.

[Anonymous No.12112451]

>>12111823
>I stole a gummy when I was 6, I guess that makes the both of us criminals! teehee! (please fuck me NOW)

[Anonymous No.12112502]

>>12111823
Please tell me this is not real

[Anonymous No.12112508]

>>12111896
>smart
>bumble
Dude please

[Anonymous No.12112544]

>>12112217
Are you a tranny?

[Anonymous No.12112567]

>>12112502

[Anonymous No.12112578]

>>12112017
now i wonder what my chances would be on these dating apps if you're getting hits. i always thought you'd have to at least be a 9/10 chad.

[Anonymous No.12112589]

>>12112502
it's real

[Anonymous No.12112678]

>>12111915
>>12111927
https://youtu.be/tOoIWHuUA5c