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[Anonymous No.12087973]

>simulation theory
>OMG YESS
>by God
>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT
why are you like this, Godlets?

[Anonymous No.12087985]

>>12087973
I prefer the government experiment simulation theory, basically matrix but I'm the protagonist and get to fuck the pretty girl at the end of the movie

[Anonymous No.12088140]

>>12087973
As a man of science, I believe in evolution.
>simulation theory
It's just a CStard cope to stay relevant.

[Anonymous No.12088178]

>>12087973
Life is an IF statement programmed by Steve in C#.

[Anonymous No.12088224]

Why is it so hard for brainlets to see that the simulation theory is different because it doesn't involve a Jewish zombie and a talking snake.

[Anonymous No.12088228]

>>12087973
Try makin your own universe without bein god...need I say more?

[Anonymous No.12088431]

>>12087985
So you need simulation to fuck a pretty girl? Is it because reality doesn't posses such creations, or it's that your life is so sad?

[Anonymous No.12088472]

Because it's more elegant not to add sky bearded men in your theory.

[Anonymous No.12088488]

>>12088472
>sky bearded men

[Anonymous No.12088498]

>>12087973
>post meme
>SIMTARDS OWNNNNNNNNNEENDNED!!!!!@!

Images are not counter-arguments. Try again.

[Anonymous No.12088500]

>>12088488
if he's mocking christians in particular he's right about them depicting god like that
>inb4 it's symbolic bro
still a sin bro

[Anonymous No.12088504]

>>12088224
It does though, if we are in a simulation bible is clearly part of it