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Hi boys n girls i work for a state level agency coordination center in charge of testing, case reporting, logistics, and planning for covid-19. Ask me stuff while im on break.

>> No.12070120

>>12070116
definitely the left one, at least then the dog can balance on his snout.

>> No.12070125

>>12070116
Which hand do you jerk off with?
Is that your dominant hand?
How big is your dick? Length and girth in inches?
Are you circumcised?
What’s the maximum diameter of your anus?
What’s the maximum diameter of your mouth?
What’s the maximum diameter of your urethral opening?
Which testicle of yours is more descended?

>> No.12070136

>>12070125
>Which hand do you jerk off with?
Left. Occasionally right
>Is that your dominant hand?
Yes, leftie
>How big is your dick? Length and girth in inches?
Like 5.5? Ive never measured girth but ive been told its a thiccy boi
>Are you circumcised?
Yes
>What’s the maximum diameter of your anus?
Idk
>What’s the maximum diameter of your mouth?
Idk
>What’s the maximum diameter of your urethral opening?
Idk
>Which testicle of yours is more descended?
I think the right one. I can kinda do this weird kegel flex where it'll pull up past the other one. Is that common?

>> No.12070144

>>12070136
Pretty sure most people can pull their balls up doing a kegel type thing

Are you obese? Or just a dicklet?
What’s it like being a dicklet?

>> No.12070146
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12070146

>>12070136
>he actually responds
bravo OP

>> No.12070150

>>12070146
>3 posters
Are you samefagging OP?

>> No.12070153

>>12070116
Question 1: Are you from Germany?
Question 2: if yes, how come your bureaucracy alwasy fucks up everything

>> No.12070157

>>12070144
I am not obese. I've never heard the term dicklet, and I wouldn't consider myself that. There are plenty of people in much less fortunate sutuations. I'm quite satisfied with my pen0r desu

>> No.12070164

Do you do any actual case tracing? How often do you run into rednecks yelling fake news or getting triggered over a face mask?

>> No.12070169

>>12070150
Is a conversation between less than 4 people really that unlikely to you?

>> No.12070178

>>12070164
Yes! We track several hundred cases at a time. We have about 600 trained contact montiors, and about 220-240 active at any time. Good question.

>> No.12070191

>>12070164
Forgot to answer second part. We see people dissatisfied with research results all the time. Like people flinging shit about neck gaiters not being nearly as effective as masks. We try to spend a decent amount of resources on making sure people know that masks work

>> No.12070198

>>12070169
I think it’s less likely for a third anon to give props to the OP, than for the OP to samefag to give himself props

>> No.12070230

>>12070198
You have nothing to back that up with, but I guess that's in the spirit of this board.

>> No.12070897

How are you going to protect yourself from the violent backlash that's coming as more data leaks out showing this virus was a big nothingburger for 99.999% of the population?

>> No.12070935

>>12070897
This

>> No.12072577

>>12070897
Is 300,000 preventable deaths acceptable?