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>Ph.D in Mathematics
>Solve P = NP (protip: it doesnt)
>$1,000,000 starting

>> No.1204550

>drop out of high school
>ask for money on the street
>$2,000,000 starting
>true story

>> No.1204558

>Masters in Statistics
>Get hired by startup investment firm
>Do no work, just guess
>2,000,000 /year starting

>> No.1204568
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1204568

>swallow an entire bottle of sleeping pills
>die
>don't even need money anymore

>> No.1204570

>sucking dicks
>work my own hours
>salary variable, but average $10/hour
>feels good

>> No.1204571

>Ph.D in faggotry
>work as gay escort
>$2,000,000 starting

>> No.1204586
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1204586

>Ph.D in Money Printing
>Print me up some bills
>Infinite money

>> No.1204587

>Ph.D in Porn
>Watch Porn
>Masturbate
>Profit.

>> No.1204593

>start troll thread
>samefag it up
>feel hollow inside

>> No.1204740

>>1204593

>feel hollow inside
>find people having fun online
>try to project hollow feeling onto them
>feelsbadman.jpg

>> No.1205047

>>1204543
P = NP when N is equal to 1
Wow I thought sci was supposed to be smart

>> No.1205060

>>1205047
>implying N is something on its own(stands for non deterministic)

>> No.1205062

>>1204586
>Ph.D in economics
>Notes that infinite money would have no value
>HAVE A BULLET FOR FREE

>> No.1205066
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1205066

>>1205060
>implying you got troll'd

>> No.1205068
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1205068

>Major in Computer Science
>Any job I want
>All jobs are in China
>Won-ton soup and chow mein starting

>> No.1205077
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>>1205062
>have no down syndrome
>notes that if not everyone has infinite money it still has value
>HAVE A NICE BOX OF BUTTHURT

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1205080

>>1205066
>implying i didnt just troll you

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>>1205080
>implying you are a troll trolling trolls that trolled a counter troll

>> No.1205092

>>1204543
The fuck do you mean by "$1,000,000 starting?"
You can just claim your million by submitting your proof to the Clay institute.

>> No.1205095

>Solve P = NP (protip: it doesnt)

P = 0

>> No.1205097
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>>1205090
>implying im not you in an alternate reality

>> No.1205102

>>1205092
your point being...

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>>1204543
>(protip: it doesnt)
>can you prove it?
>green text

>> No.1205510

>>1205092
That was the joke, buddy.