/med/ Medicine General

[Anonymous No.12038379]

Holden Calais VT -edition
Old thread >>12024391
Thread for the discussion of evidence-based medicine. We discuss research, we DO NOT offer advice (but the best one is to see your family physician), make fun of premeds and pajeet/chink gunners and shitpost.

[Anonymous No.12038393]

What's the deal with vasovagal syncope /med/? Is it just an evolutionary fuck up of the fight or flight response? Am I basically the human equivalent of a fainting goat if I have it?
Why am I fine when I accidentally slice myself open with tools but getting a finger prick makes me pass out if I stand up?

[Anonymous No.12038431]

>lecturer pronounces syncope as syn-COPE
okay so that's how it's pronounced
>next lecture pronounces syncope as synco-PE
wtf this shit is almost as bad as ptosis

[Anonymous No.12038434]

>>12038393
>Am I basically the human equivalent of a fainting goat if I have it?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.12038494]

Is anybody here good with biohacking or can point me to a community that isn't horrible. Biohack.me seems horrible and youtubers don't post enough updates on old projects for me to like them. I asked in the /sqt/ but the above is what I got.

I just want to know if you could somehow genetically modify yourself/a muscle (not the penis lol) to increase in length. For example. I am tongue-tied and the only option is surgery which will give me more flexibility but little to no increase in length at all, however I wish to get into gene modding in order to increase the length of it to a stable, measurable, degree, won't cause cancer and has little to no effect on lifespan.

[Anonymous No.12038518]

>>12038431
I've just been going with synco-PE no one has ever corrected me.

[Anonymous No.12038521]

what was the name of the nerves or receptors that sense how contracted a muscle is and allow you to coordinate your limbs without seeing them? what is their significance in diagnosis?

[Anonymous No.12038544]

>>12038518
i prefer syn-COPE personally

[Anonymous No.12038548]

>>12038521
>what was the name of the nerves or receptors that sense how contracted a muscle is and allow you to coordinate your limbs without seeing them?
Proprioceptors.
>what is their significance in diagnosis?
Indicate cerebellar dysfunction.

[Anonymous No.12038708]

>>12038494
IV inject yourself 50mg atracurium(or rocurinium) and set a drip of potassium chloride

[Anonymous No.12038846]

>>12038379
Any np's or current np students, how important is hospital experience for application purposes, and ability to succeed in the actual programs. Ik every program Is different, and some even accept without any prior working experience but I dont want to be left high and dry when I do eventually apply because I choose to work outside of the hospital setting.

[Anonymous No.12038918]

>>12038846
Amerilards btfo

[Anonymous No.12039178]

>>12038494
it's not a thing, just gay larpers

[Anonymous No.12039185]

>>12038379
what does /med/ drive?

t. camrybro

[Anonymous No.12039247]

>>12039185
MDs drive Cadillacs and Hummers, Nurses drive Jeeps and jacked up trucks, and EMTs take public transit.

[Anonymous No.12039260]

>a 64 hour week of ICU serfdom

[Anonymous No.12039499]

where to find dead animals to dissect?

[Anonymous No.12039516]

>>12039499
innawoods

[Anonymous No.12039547]

>>12039178
What, biohacking? What isn't a thing?
>>12038708
>Coma and heart attack
Maybe later.

[Anonymous No.12039549]

How many others have been offset in life by loans and admission technicalities? I'm behind about 7 years because of them and am approaching 30. There isn't much recourse if you are poor and cannot obtain private loans, and being in default at times prevents reapplication with FAFSA. I would have never had this protracted of a process if a few prereqs would have been overlooked. I've since recovered from my poverty but even then, private loans and so on require a cosigner and that's just for the prereqs alone. Sure there are a few schools where they are not required but I've done the calculations. I could not afford relocation. It seems deliberately structured to screw people over who have either had a rough patch in life or decided to become a physician at a much later point.

[Anonymous No.12039580]

>>12038431
Absolutely barbarian.

[Anonymous No.12039597]

>>12039549
idk man i'm not american so i just got free uni for 6 years and paid internship for 2 more after lol

[Anonymous No.12039606]

>>12039185
Volkswagen Type 1. Mod 95, blue paint.
https://youtu.be/oaEM4JYFPfw

[Anonymous No.12039671]

>>12038379
you forgot about the jews.

[Anonymous No.12039794]

Reminder that you're not a real doctor if you don't have any manipulation/procedure skills

[Anonymous No.12039989]

>>12039794
t. nurse

[Anonymous No.12039991]

>>12039989
kek

[Anonymous No.12039994]

>>12039499
You don't need to dissect anything, you won't learn from it.

[Anonymous No.12040002]

>>12039989
Damn he got me

[Anonymous No.12040018]

>>12039989
cope
see you next time you come crying that you need a patient intubated and a CVC placed

[Anonymous No.12040024]

>>12040018
Just tell the intern to do it for you and fuck off. Not like either of you know how to do it.

[Anonymous No.12040036]

>>12040024
>p-please daddy we got a hydrothorax here please come drain it we don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.12040038]

You don't have to be smart to learn medicine, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.12040049]

>>12040036
Call the surgeon resident, it's his shit.

[Anonymous No.12040053]

>>12040038
You don't have to be smart to learn 99% of anything; all you need is dedication
Just a few Einstein-tier scientists at a time is enough to push an entire field forward

[Anonymous No.12040057]

>>12040038
Who are you baiting? This is an indisputable fact.

[Anonymous No.12040060]

>>12040049
exactly, IM babby
call a real physician whose entire job can't be replaced by a quick medscape search

[Anonymous No.12040061]

>>12040038
A good memory helps

[Anonymous No.12040070]

>>12040038
you don't have to be smart to learn anything, it just helps ;)

[Anonymous No.12040082]

>>12040038
Exactly, as >>12040057 said, there's nothing ground breaking about this.
Physicians are nothing but portable medical dictionaries. >>12040061 is right. But a good memory does not equate to intelligence. Honestly medicine in its current form should not be a university degree because there is nothing done in other disciplines of higher education institutions that correspond to the things that are done in a medical degree

[Anonymous No.12040091]

>>12040060
>Carpenter-tailor
>real physician
kek.

[Anonymous No.12040118]

>>12040082
Medical education could be shortened to 3 years straight from highschool and 2 years of practice. Being smart also helps, but not smart in the way math and compsci autists are smart. A doctor should be smart enough to recognize the limits of knowledge and the possibilities given their current situation.

[Anonymous No.12040120]

>>12040091
>t. can't actually do anything that a google search can't

[Anonymous No.12040226]

>>12038494
>Is anybody here good with biohacking or can point me to a community that isn't horrible.
selfhacked.com
longecity
reddit /r/nootropics

[Anonymous No.12040229]

>>12039178
cringe

[Anonymous No.12040296]

>>12038494
>>12040226
>>12040229
>>12039547
take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.12040306]

>>12039994
why not it would be great practice to have small “surgeries” so you can be more confident with actual people.

[Anonymous No.12040369]

>>12040306
incredibly dumb post tbqh

[Anonymous No.12040399]

>>12040306
If you want to learn to sew, use a piece of chicken. If you want to get confident, do some night shifts and sew drunkards. Nobody wants to waste time with the fuckers, they'll be grateful with the helping hand.

[Anonymous No.12040421]

>>12040399
>tfw anesthesiologist on night shift who has to deal with interns getting to finish sewing night emergency appendicites for another extra hour after the surgeon fucked off back to sleep

[Anonymous No.12040447]

>>12040421
So what, browse 4chins while they finish like any other anesthesiologist. You don't work for shit.

[Anonymous No.12040454]

>>12040447
>You don't work for shit.
i also shitpost on 4chins while you cucks have to stand for the whole 6 hour surgery lmao

[Anonymous No.12040467]

>>12040454
That's right, fuck medicine, this is hard work and isn't worth shit.

[Anonymous No.12040471]

>>12040467
i'm not american, so yes, unironically; it doesn't pay shit relative to the time/effort investment

[Anonymous No.12040492]

>>12040467
>>12040471
And people ask why I went into nursing.

[Anonymous No.12040496]

>>12040454
>6 hour surgery
Hated open chest shit.

[Anonymous No.12040515]

>>12040492
lmao I get paid to fill paperwork, you get paid to clean shit.

[Anonymous No.12040529]

Who ((Ambu'd for 24 hours straight)) here?

[Anonymous No.12040537]

>>12040515
That’s what techs are for silly

[Anonymous No.12040545]

>>12040537
Not when you live in a third world shithole where nurses have better unions than doctors who don't give a shit when others pile up work on them.

[Anonymous No.12040747]

>>12040545
What's your excuse for not being a nurse, you filthy doctoid?

[Anonymous No.12040804]

>>12039247
>2020
>driving american "cars"

[Anonymous No.12040821]

>>12040747
>What's your excuse for not being a nurse, you filthy doctoid?

Not him but I am lazy, don't give a fuck about a patients fee fees, and i don't want to clean up shit and bath fat/old people. I could never do what a nurse does.

That's why I went the doctor and Radiology route.

[Anonymous No.12040848]

>>12040821
based

[Anonymous No.12040866]

>>12039547
>>12040229
Yeah, biohacking ain't a thing. Just a load of faggots wearing activity bracelets, taking cold showers and playing around micronutrients while not sleeping and not exercising.

[Anonymous No.12040870]

>>12040421
>knowing what you are getting into
>complaining afterwards

[Anonymous No.12040887]

>tfw i'd be wasted in a hotel bar now flirting with some milf doctor cutie after a comfy conference without gayrona
just let the old people die, i'm tired of this shit

[Anonymous No.12040893]

>>12040870
i just wish surgeons didn't treat anaesthesized patients as their training dummy and experiment playground tbqh

[Anonymous No.12040899]

>>12040893
well you have to get the experíence somehow so that you can apply it when it counts

[Anonymous No.12040913]

>>12040747
the fact that i make the same in two days that you do in a week

[Anonymous No.12040918]

>>12040529
ambulances are stupid

[Anonymous No.12040943]

>>12040918
Ambu-bag, retard.

[Anonymous No.12040973]

>>12040943
>the guy ambuing for 24h hours calling other people retarded

[Anonymous No.12040981]

>>12040973
>obliterated

[Anonymous No.12040985]

>>12040973
what?

[Anonymous No.12041050]

>>12040973
rekt

[Anonymous No.12041063]

>>12040038
You don't have to be smart to learn anything

[Anonymous No.12041081]

>>12040985
If you are so smart how come you do retarded shit and live in a shithole that allows it

[Anonymous No.12041093]

>>12041081
>premed thinks medicine is about being "smart"
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.12041232]

>>12041093
>literal retard who stands there pumping an ambu bag for a whole day still coping

[Anonymous No.12041334]

I once remember reading of an hair product that did actually stimolate hair growth but as a side effect that wasn't understood. Anyone know what I am talking about it?

I need the formula because I feel like I could modify it in a way that would make it its main effect.

[Anonymous No.12041365]

>>12041334
I'd tell you, if I didn't see your second paragraph

[Anonymous No.12041370]

>>12041365
Well I want to understand it. Also is 2 am

[Anonymous No.12041388]

>>12039178
>>12040226
>>12040229
>>12040296
>>12040866
This isn't the type of biohacking I was talking about. I was talking about actual genetic modification, not a new-age hippie's retarded ideas.

[Anonymous No.12041436]

Is this apple vinegar in water shit any good for you or is that just facebook mom bullshit?

[Anonymous No.12041518]

>>12040296
Why dont you like biohacking?

[Anonymous No.12041627]

>>12041388
>genetic modification
What about epigentics?

>not a new-age hippie's retarded ideas.
Basically you're anti science.

[Anonymous No.12041752]

>>12041627
Thinking that people doing nofap and taking sugar pills, false nootropics, makes them better somehow doesn't mean I'm anti-science.

[Anonymous No.12041755]

>>12040399
not talking about sewing, i’m talking about stuff like performing fake heart surgery on some animal heart or something along the way

[Anonymous No.12041780]

>>12041755
You're a fucking dumbass. Ask a surgeon if you can assist him, prove him you give a shit and watch. Then again, you would already know this if you actually needed to perform some, and you'd know you will never be alone in a surgery. If you need dexterity, practice with meat, it makes no difference.

[Anonymous No.12041805]

>>12041780
i am already an assisting faggot i just want to try stuff at home that i can’t try in OR yet. i want to already be good when i will get a chance for something serious.

[Anonymous No.12041820]

>>12041805
Study then, nigger. Seriously, the fuck could you do with an animal, you'll perform on people. An animal is not the same as delving your hand inside someone's thorax. the shape of the structures is different, the colors are different. Anyways, aside from memorizing the technique the only thing you need is skillfullness to do knots, so practice with chicken breasts that are super slippery and smooth.

[Anonymous No.12041919]

smart /med/ anons pls answer my question about dairy and prostate cancer. i've seen many information claiming that may or may not increase chances of prostate cancer. I'm very worried because i fucking love dairy and its a big part of my diet. i'm worried about the prostate cancer part because all three of my mother's brothers had prostate cancer (one died)

[Anonymous No.12041954]

>>12041752
>nofap and taking sugar pills
PSEUDOSCIENCE

>>12041752
>nootropics
REAL SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.12042054]

>d00d biohacking

[Anonymous No.12042097]

>>12041954
You think half of the nootropics actually do anything? The only one worth taking the is the one the nazi discovered from pig's brains.
>>12042054
You know I'm right.

[Anonymous No.12042111]

>>12042097
>You think half of the nootropics actually do anything?
Most of them don't.
A small amount of them do amazing things like cerebrolysin and mexidol.

[Anonymous No.12042114]

Reminder that socialists and communists are not human beings.

[Anonymous No.12042117]

>>12040454
>He doesn't shitpost during surgery

[Anonymous No.12042121]

>>12042114
What about schizoposters?

[Anonymous No.12042147]

Where my internists at?

[Anonymous No.12042182]

>>12041919
Regular PSA tests and DREs, also don't be fat and exercise.

[Anonymous No.12042184]

>>12042182
And jack off daily.

[Anonymous No.12042188]

>>12042147
in the salt mines

[Anonymous No.12042198]

>>12042121
Socialists tend to be schizos.

[Anonymous No.12042276]

I hate having to do blood tests because it hurts

[Anonymous No.12042496]

What are some specs suited for someone who doesn't have a strong passion for medicine? I don't want to do much, tbqh, just want to have a chill life with a decent income and I hate the hospital setting.

[Anonymous No.12042510]

>>12042496
radiology, pathology
but there are a lot of people who are aware of its comfiness

[Anonymous No.12042521]

>>12042510
>dislike hospital
>suggests specs suited for hospital

[Anonymous No.12042523]

>>12042521
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.12042527]

>>12042276
same
my blood hasnt been tested for about 10 years :(

[Anonymous No.12042544]

>>12042527
Being in the military took away all the feeling in my body, I don't feel pain the same way anymore.

[Anonymous No.12042554]

>>12041919
Don't worry about prostate cancer. Generally, there's not a good screening tool for it, but PSA seems to be decent. DREs are no longer recommended, although urology still does them frequently.

That being said, people generally die with prostate cancer, not from prostate cancer.

[Anonymous No.12042558]

>>12042523
He's not completely wrong.

>>12042496
>What are some specs suited for someone who doesn't have a strong passion for medicine?

If you don't have a passion for medicine then don't fucking do medicine. Go to school for business or you will hate your life because the best specialties are competitive as fuck and you likely won't get them.

[Anonymous No.12042561]

Is it cringe to put I'm a medical student in my dating profile?

[Anonymous No.12042568]

>>12042558
I'm already too deep into medicine. I see myself as a doctor, but not the kind of doctor that does research or is very excited to help his patients. I'm more like consult, prescribe, see you later or never again. I'm not fond of med technology unless it's groundbreaking so a stethoscope,sphygmomanometer and an ultrasound machine and I'm good to go.

[Anonymous No.12042580]

>>12041820
i could to auto heart transplantation, vessel ligations, resections of different organs, skin transpalntation and etc possibilities are high and when you are knowledgable in practical side of things others trust you more so there is more chance surgeons will let me perform something if i already did it vs if it is first time and specially on human and all i have is theory of that procedure.

[Anonymous No.12042585]

>>12042496
healthcare

[Anonymous No.12042587]

>>12042568
endocrinology, dermatology, sport medicine.

[Anonymous No.12042588]

>>12042580
>so you said you already have some experience, huh?
>yeah, i cut up dead cats for fun

[Anonymous No.12042600]

>>12042585
You mean preventive medicine or public health stuff? Not my cup of tea, tbqh, doing presentations and shit like that.
>>12042587
Thanks for the help but derm and endo are way out of my reach unless I ace the fucking exam. Sports medicine on the other hand seems nice but not so sure what a sport medicine doctor is actually doing.

[Anonymous No.12042605]

>>12042588
i mostly had in mind organs of big animals like cows and pigs but i dunno how to get them

[Anonymous No.12042611]

>>12042600
nothing basically, just help the sports team in acute setting, if there is some trauma and even then you do only basic shit until they go to hospital, most of them like in football for example are faking it so you just go in rub their thigh with some gel and thats it. i don’t think medicine gets chiller than this and theres not even much medical knowledge required from you on the scene.

[Anonymous No.12042616]

>>12042611
Well shit. I was looking for something with an office. Not joining the rugby team as a physician kek.

[Anonymous No.12042872]

>>12042111
That's what I'm fucking saying! That's what I agree with.

[Anonymous No.12042929]

>>12042147
>infernal medicine
>here
You need social skills for that shit.

[Anonymous No.12043139]

>>12042616
>>12042600
Nigger, what the fuck do you exactly want then? If you're this disheartened, you'll do the same in any field because basically all doctors are like that. Just go for whatever offers a chance.

[Anonymous No.12043143]

>>12042929
You need social skills to get anywhere in life.

[Anonymous No.12043166]

>>12038379
>tfw undergrads want me to make an anatomy mock exam for them
>tfw can't use uni dissection pics as I can get Fitness to Practice on me for doing so
>tfw can't use anatomy atlas pics because of copyright
>tfw can't use online pics also because of copyright
>tfw they want a full 80 question paper that is about 80% dissection images
>tfw they want it done in 48 hours
So basically I either fuck up their paper or fuck up my career...

[Anonymous No.12043176]

>>12043166
>hurr durr what is documentingreality
they got all the pics u need buddy

[Anonymous No.12043180]

>>12043176
I...
This is a professional mock paper to be distributed as part of the university... Tbh I also just want this degree to end since it got reformed to shit.

[Anonymous No.12043200]

>>12043166
Lol are you a med student or a doctor? Why the fuck would you care if you're the former, and why the fuck would it matter if you're the latter?

[Anonymous No.12043245]

>>12043200
Med student. I need to get teaching credits for my course, and getting FtP'd at any stage means I have to write an essay and have a bunch of jobsworths psychoanalyse me as a psychopath for distributing textbook and VLE images to students who have free access to them anyway. I just wanna be a good person but uni hates that.

[Anonymous No.12043264]

Weird question guys but it's playing on my mind. How does the human body detect weight? Lets say I pick up a heavy bag of shopping: what sensors are detecting this weight and how do they do it? Lets also say that I have a much weaker left arm compared to the right one, if I pick up the same weight in both arms, how is it possible that the left one feels heavier? If it is that the smaller amount of muscle means more mass is being placed on each fiber, yet again how is this detected? And what about soreness after lifting weights for a long time? Is this a seperate sense?

It just occured to me that I've never been taught anything about this and I also couldn't find anything about it online.

[Anonymous No.12043272]

>>12043264
I don't have a definitive answer but I reckon it's something to do with strain. Shit like proprioceptors in muscle spindle probably done do it.

[Anonymous No.12043300]

>>12043264
Some receptors in your tendons sense how much they've been pulled and your brain is wired to know where that happened.

[Anonymous No.12043315]

>>12043300
Combining this with referred sensation explains why fat fucks keep saying "healthy at every size" as they probably can't feel their tiny knees being crushed and it just refers to their stomach or some shit.

[Anonymous No.12043358]

>>12042600
a diagnostic spec, clinical lab etc.

[Anonymous No.12043370]

>>12043166
just essays nigga

[Anonymous No.12043391]

>>12043264
Muscles don't know about weight, they know about resistance and fatigue. The receptors that code it are the tendinous organs of Golgi, the terminals of Ruffini, the corpusculae of Pacini and the neuromuscular strains.
Fatigue is related to the muscle's oxidative and metabolic processes, strength however is a neuromuscular adaptation; this explains why trained powerlifters with low bw can lift more weight than untrained individuals and culturists with similar weight.
This also explains why advanced and intermediate powerlifters have to also train hypertrophy.
Strength is a measure that varies according to an individual's training, this is why whenever I shake the hand of a clinical branch specialist they feel like shame and fear.

[Anonymous No.12043425]

>>12043391
t. premed

[Anonymous No.12043427]

>>12043370
They don't have essays because of COVID19. Just dissection pics...
>>12043391
We get it, you just finished the year of undergrad where you do neuro, jeez.

[Anonymous No.12043443]

>>12043425
Take that back. I'm a graduated GP, unemployed because of my license is being validated, but graduated nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.12043459]

Picked up a stray husky 5 days ago, was petting it quite a lot these days. No bites and dog seems to be completely normal. Yesterday I had a minor hangover and during the next night I developed a moderate headache, and now I have low grade fever (37.1C measured in the armpit). What are the chances I got rabies and about to die a horrible death?

[Anonymous No.12043479]

>>12043459
100%, best to euthanize yourself now before it gets worse

[Anonymous No.12043480]

>>12043459
Fuck those shit ass loud clingy shits. If you own a husky outside of the artic circle you deserve death anyway.

[Anonymous No.12043499]

>>12043459
yep it's rabies
try to get to some public place like a mall so you can bite as many people as possible in your final stage

[Anonymous No.12043523]

>>12043443
No one who actually handles patients recites all that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.12043556]

why are old doctors humorous, social, comforting and happy while all young doctors i have seen are pessimistic cynical unhappy and barely talk most of the time?

[Anonymous No.12043613]

>>12043556
Because old doctors are union babbies and young doctors are union/supervisor bitches. If an old doctor makes a mistake he knows there will be little consequences, not the same for younger guys since they don't have the network to get away with their fuck ups.

[Anonymous No.12043623]

>>12043556
Basically because consultants (senior doctors) can just give their jobs list to junior doctors (just graduated) half an hour before the end of their shift. This results in the consultants getting to go home 30 minutes early and the junior doctors having to pick up their 3-5 hours of slack performing menial tasks way beyond their shift with no overtime payment. Nothing changes as the juniors then become regs and subsequently consultants and end up acting the same way because they got through it and now feel entitled to their easy older years.

[Anonymous No.12043653]

What a shitty OP image.
>>12039671
Also.
>>12043556
Old doctors are only good to patients. They fuck over everyone else.

[Anonymous No.12043672]

>>12043166
What shitty medical school are you from dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.12043727]

>>12043653
>Be 60someplus doctor
>start my appointments an hour late
>take my sweet time with each pt
>crack some jokes, ask about the family and pretend I truly care about whatever they have
>prescribe my good trusty pre 1990 guideline treatment
>whoops, time flies when you have fun. Better ask Dr Anon Youngson to bail me
>leave early
>arrive to my private consultory
>cash big boy moni
>lifeisgood

[Anonymous No.12043750]

>>12043727
This. Young faggots take dick up their throats and never fight back. It's all their fault, the old cunts know nothing is worth the shit.

[Anonymous No.12043826]

>>12043523
t.retard

[Anonymous No.12043877]

>>12043826
t. premed

[Anonymous No.12043883]

>surgicel does not mean ugly dark skin pajeet nerd

[Anonymous No.12043888]

>>12043877
>How is hypokalemia real haha just IV with iso till it fixes itself like nigga drink some Gatorade lmao

[Anonymous No.12043905]

>>12043826
he's right; the smartest specialists i know all talk in jargon and shorthand

[Anonymous No.12043919]

>>12043727
based af

[Anonymous No.12043927]

>>12043883
i thought all jeets were going into IM

[Anonymous No.12043929]

>>12043905
I wrote a "technical" answer because it looked like the guy was looking for that.
The times I answer something oversimplified or vague I've been called a retard and a waste of time.
This eternal dichotomy can a dick, /med/.
T. 3391

[Anonymous No.12044173]

>>12043672
One of the best in the world. They're very tight with security. Thanks, bongland.

[Anonymous No.12044340]

>>12038379
Why has medical progress stagnated? There are no cures for any decease out there like cancer or diabetes. Why are all medical professionals so useless?

[Anonymous No.12044359]

Because technological improvements are made by bioengineers and biomedics, not physicians. Go ask them.

[Anonymous No.12044360]

>>12044340
because we're all too busy shitposting on 4chan, sorry

[Anonymous No.12044405]

>>12044340
Because most of the shit that mattered has already been cured or treated reasonably. Disease still exists either because people are retarded or simply nothing can be done about it at a reasonable cost.

For example, why does SARS 2 exist? Because people are retarded, this shit should have been solved in april with proper vigilance and information for the public, but governments don't give a shit about health and neither do people. HIV exists because people can't stop fucking. Lupus exists because the body hates itself and wants to kill you, cant do more about it.

[Anonymous No.12044413]

China favoured from the SARS Cov 2 epidemic more than any other country in the world.

[Anonymous No.12044429]

>>12044405
You haven't invented or cured anything since the discovery of Penicillin. Your industry is full of charlatans.

[Anonymous No.12044469]

>>12043425
>>12043523

Actually, any DO who studied to crush their boards would be able to recite that in their sleep.

t. radiology resident who is also a DO

[Anonymous No.12044479]

>Actually, any DO who studied to crush their boards would be able to recite that in their sleep

[Anonymous No.12044488]

>>12044429
no u

[Anonymous No.12044503]

>>12044479

[Anonymous No.12044514]

>>12044503
he's not pretending

[Anonymous No.12044524]

>>12044514

[Anonymous No.12044533]

>>12043425
>>12043523
>>12044479
Truly the lowest iq general on this board

Unironically kill yourselves

[le acorn no1 fan No.12044559]

>>12044533

[Anonymous No.12044566]

>>12044559

[Anonymous No.12044570]

we got another one boys!

[Anonymous No.12044594]

>>12043166
just get copyright free online pics.

[Anonymous No.12044683]

I used to be able to diet and stay healthy when I had friends and hope but now without those things I can't for the life of me make myself stop. I'm getting fat now please help.

[Anonymous No.12044696]

>>12044683
Google the glycemic index and follow it. If you do this, your weight will melt off.

[Anonymous No.12044698]

>>12043166
Topographic anatomy by Testut/Jacob + Descriptive anatomy by Testut/Latarjet
Those are ancient anatomy books printed by publishers that don't exist anymore.
Find them in the internet scanned pdf in french or spanish.

[Anonymous No.12044857]

>>12044683
Easiest ways to control weight
1. Stop sugar (NB; there is a lot of added sugar in processed foods, so the safer bet is just to eliminate processed foods)
2. Stop snacking (only 2-3 meals a day within a maximum 12 hour window)
Promoting insulin resistance by ingesting sucrose + promoting hyperinsulinemia with snacking puts your body into an anabolic state, primarily signalling for the synthesis and storage of fat as adipose tissue. Since you put your body in an anabolic state, the calories you expend by just existing decreases so as to conserve fat mass and your hunger increases so that your calorie intake increases (to promote fat anabolism). All of this is known endocrinology and is not disputable. Once you understand the regulators of body-weight, the solution to obesity becomes clear.

[Anonymous No.12044872]

>>12043556
Because our generation got fucked by society whereas their's got cuddled.

[Anonymous No.12044962]

>>12044429
Nigger, I tell people what to do to not die quicker, I don't give a shit about discovering anything.

[Anonymous No.12045006]

>sudden gas that gives me intense pain just hit me like a truck a second ago, still haven't farted
>diarrhea one day, constipation the next
>sometimes feel like I have to poop when I don't, sometimes I feel fine

Wtf is going on? I'm 22, male, a small bit overweight from eating so much fast food since I work in fast food. Is it IBS? I've been to my doctor twice, and each time she's given me some IBS remedy but never told me I had it.

[Anonymous No.12045069]

>>12045006
Since how many months have you been feeling this.

[Anonymous No.12045083]

>>12045069
Well, the on and off discomfort? I'd say around 3 months. The doctor put pressure on my belly and said there's no evidence of any cancer or anything. She first gave me pills for gas and stuff, then gave me Fybogel. I haven't been back yet.

[Anonymous No.12045113]

>>12045083
>The doctor put pressure on my belly and said there's no evidence of any cancer or anything.
Lmao. Cancer, with mere touch. If you had a palpable cancer, everyone could tell by looking at you.

You have chronic colitis because of constipation. Don't hold it, go to the shitter right when you feel like shitting. Take psyllium or the thing she gave you, drink water or it won't work.

[Anonymous No.12045197]

>>12045113
calcium tricolate and titrate nitrium mixture for a fucking stomache twerk. fuck that break a twig

red lily extract black admiumm and filly hair branch fille lillee it down to a silk pill. sell that shit i dont want it. cure fucking lymphoma or my dicks break you faggot newfag still ghosting this board for some reason. outy fouty

[Anonymous No.12045215]

>>12045197
Do you smell burning hair?

[Anonymous No.12045220]

>>12045197
>the mathfag schizos got loose again
Turn on the ECT.

[Anonymous No.12045318]

>>12044340
>Why has medical progress stagnated?
Government intervention, the FDA and AMA monopolies.
https://www.fdareview.org/issues/theory-evidence-and-examples-of-fda-harm/

[Anonymous No.12045326]

Med school interview on wednesday. I am freaking out. any quick last second tips? How did all your interviews go?

[Anonymous No.12045329]

>>12045326
Just be yourself bro.

[Anonymous No.12045343]

>>12045326
walk in and instead of shaking the interviewer's hand, whip your dick out and shake it. this is the secret handshake med alumni teach their children for legacy privilege admissions.

[Anonymous No.12045359]

>>12045329
check. easier said than done
>>12045343
bc COVID it will be online video interview but ill make sure to whip it out on camera for them

[Anonymous No.12045375]

>>12045359
>bc COVID it will be online video interview but ill make sure to whip it out on camera for them
What? They didn't tell you COVID was a hoax we invented to discourage hospital admissions?
Damn, looks like they've already decided not to accept you.

[Anonymous No.12045649]

>>12045343
Circumcised or uncut? What gets best results?
What's the best brand of benis dye to use for an interview?

[Anonymous No.12045653]

>>12045649
>Circumcised or uncut?
what do you think?

[Anonymous No.12046303]

>>12044340
>medical progress stagnated
Proof or didn't happen

[Anonymous No.12046315]

What causes the hullucinations seen on shrooms and DMT?

[Anonymous No.12046349]

>>12046315
The shrooms respectively DMT.

[Anonymous No.12046361]

>>12046349
So why do so many people see swastikas?

[Anonymous No.12046416]

>>12044340
>why did you cure the easy diseases but you're struggling with the harder ones
durr

[Anonymous No.12046457]

>>12046315
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N,N-Dimethyltryptamine
```
DMT is a functional analog and structural analog of other psychedelic tryptamines such as O-Acetylpsilocin (4-AcO-DMT), 5-MeO-DMT, bufotenin (5-HO-DMT), psilocybin (4-PO-DMT), and psilocin (4-HO-DMT). The structure of DMT occurs within some important biomolecules like serotonin and melatonin, making them structural analogs of DMT.
```
Psilocybin is the active compound in shrooms.

>>12046361
Because they are primed for seeing them due to the cultural significance of swastikas. Its the same as you seeing a pattern only after you learn to see said pattern. The swastika is the thing which comes from the noise because those people are simply better at spotting swastikas due to having some fixation on them (due to strong emotion, the cultural taboos, etc)

[Anonymous No.12046474]

>>12046457
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.12046604]

Semetic
>Internal med, obgyn, subspec surgery

Aryan
>Rural family med, emerg, gen surg, anesthesiology, pm&r

Autistic
>Radiology, psychiatry, pathology

[Anonymous No.12046666]

>>12046604
Anesthesia should be on autismo tier

[Anonymous No.12046725]

>>12046604
>semetic/aryan
both are not white and live in the sand

[Anonymous No.12046754]

>both are not white and live in the sand
t.

[Anonymous No.12046768]

>>12046666
yes
t. anesthesia/icu

[Anonymous No.12046876]

>>12046754
the people who think aryan refers to nords are wehraboo mutts. aryans are north indians semetics are middle easterners. yes you can cherrypick pics of blue eyed aryan girls but that doesn't change the fact that almost the entire pakistani population is aryan

[Anonymous No.12046891]

>>12046876
So? What about it? The intention is to mock "white" as an ethnographic concept and the fact that the people that shill this word, on general terms, are heavily mixed "people" with unresolved identities.

[Anonymous No.12047088]

Funny memes for first year tweens

[Anonymous No.12047175]

>>12047088
cringe

[Anonymous No.12047207]

@12047088
Big cringe

[Anonymous No.12047250]

Tell me how to make a patient pee when he's only produced 300ml urine today and he's at 400 umol creatinine now
Until next morning all I got is furosemide and theophylline and it's not helping

[Anonymous No.12047263]

>>12047250
Catheter

[Anonymous No.12047284]

Morning fellas, is there a difference in the bioavailability of L-cysteine and N-acetyl-cysteine when both are taken orally?
I know acetylcysteine is a prodrug for cysteine but I'm not sure what implications this has for how well the body can use it

[Anonymous No.12047302]

>>12047263
he's already got one
also a cvc and he's on ventilator :^)

[Anonymous No.12047329]

My gf got accepted into a top med school in Bongistan and declined it to do nursing instead because "it's less stress and responsibility". I am SEETHING.

[Anonymous No.12047460]

>>12046457
>DMT is a functional analog and structural analog of other psychedelic tryptamines such as O-Acetylpsilocin (4-AcO-DMT), 5-MeO-DMT, bufotenin (5-HO-DMT), psilocybin (4-PO-DMT), and psilocin (4-HO-DMT). The structure of DMT occurs within some important biomolecules like serotonin and melatonin, making them structural analogs of DMT.
```
Lmao you didn't say shit.

[Anonymous No.12047466]

>>12046604
>psychiatry
>autistic
Now, those guys are fucked in the head, but they are the most sociable cunts you'll ever know, so take that back, faggot.

Also
>internal med
>not autistic
Literally only the faggots who pretend medicine is science go to internal med to feel superior.

[Anonymous No.12047489]

>>12047329
Intelligent nurses are hard to come by. Also, UK is the cradle of nursery alongside the spearhead of nursing specs.
She'll do better in life than you in half the time it'll take you get a stable job.
>implying you're a med student
>implying you don't drop out
>implying you'll get into a spec
>implying multiple implications

[Anonymous No.12047520]

>>12047329
What a cuck.

[Anonymous No.12047792]

>>12047460
To ascertain the mechanism of hallucination is to quantify a qualia.

[Anonymous No.12047815]

>>12047329
>it's less stress and responsibility
She’s right. Nursing is great because I enjoy healing and working in healthcare, but I don’t envy docs at all.

[Anonymous No.12047929]

First time in this thread and board. Any vetfags here? did you also choose it because you're too jaded to deal with human patients?

[Anonymous No.12048020]

>>12047929
>>/an/
Try there.

[Anonymous No.12048038]

>>12048020
I have, they're all hippie animal lovers.

[Anonymous No.12048081]

>>12047929
I didn't become a vet or biologist because I actually like animals. If you're too jaded to deal with human patients, you're just an average doctor.

[Anonymous No.12048134]

>>12048081
>I didn't become a vet or biologist because I actually like animals

[Anonymous No.12048195]

>>12048038
Stick around. Vets>premeds/MSs.

[Anonymous No.12048364]

>>12048081
>If you're too jaded to deal with human patients, you're just an average doctor.
yeah, I know how doctors are and imagined how much deeper my jadedness would go. Also enjoying fresh air and sunlight in the country side seems much better than spending the whole day in a sterile office/hospital.
>I didn't become a vet or biologist because I actually like animals
but animals can bite and kick you and you know they're not at fault, while it's hard to ignore people being cunts.
>>12048195
Thanks, I will.

[Anonymous No.12048948]

Do you guys ever forget dumb stuff today I forgot what the name of the cruciate ligaments. Looked like a total retard

[Anonymous No.12048991]

>>12048364
If I want the vet experience i can always become a pediatrician. Moms are dumb as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.12048998]

>>12048948
Unless you're a surgeon and that part is your specialty, you don't need to know anything more than they are there.

[Anonymous No.12049152]

Oh boys

[Anonymous No.12049629]

Symptoms are ataxia, dysarthria, and cerebellar signs in general. Negative MRI. Administered 50mcg/day levothyroxine then stopped. Ataxia is markedly worse immediately following levothyroxine. Thoughts? Hyperthyroidism causing cerebellar signs is rare but happens

[Anonymous No.12049637]

>>12049629
sounds like he needs some amphetamines to perk him up

[Anonymous No.12049701]

>>12049629
Judging from a quick read of the Wikipedia article on levothyroxine and absolutely no medical knowledge, I would guess hyperthyroidism

[Anonymous No.12049960]

>>12049152
is it really his face? he looks chill and not like clampposter at all.

[Anonymous No.12049984]

>>12049960
>is it really his face?
You be the judge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcel4c-uESo Start at an hour and 23 minutes.
Refer to
>>/sci/thread/S10767085#p10819757
and
>>/sci/thread/S10180699#p10180741
for further proof that Mr. Ryan is /sci/'s best and brightest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99JRr5KcbA8
He's at an hour and 49 minutes, and his mediafire link is in the description

https://legislature.vermont.gov/committee/document/2020/25/Date/4-29-2019
He's the first name on this list, and the link goes directly to his mediafire.

The cell tower he always posts pictures of is located at 645 bridgman hill road in Hardwick Vermont, and it's clearly visible from streetview

I also have some documentation of he and his mom schizoposting about 5G IRL on other occasions that I can post in a bit

[Anonymous No.12049993]

>>12049984
*845 my bad

[Anonymous No.12050002]

>>12044479
bich!

[Anonymous No.12050009]

>>12049993
Comparison to his pic
And of course I've archived all of this just in case things start disappearing

[Anonymous No.12050042]

>>12049984
http://www.washingtonelectric.coop/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/June2019.pdf
search for "5G" for his mom doing the same thing

[Anonymous No.12050289]

>have lower back issues
>sporadically have waves of dizziness and exhaustion when my back is particularly bad, to the point it makes it hard to think straight
What's the connection here?

[Anonymous No.12050294]

>>12050042
kek

[Anonymous No.12050298]

>>12050289
Do you have a scoliosis, and is your cervical spine overly straight (no curve) or generally bent (an S curve, and arc, etc)? Do you have forward head carriage? (Google it) Have you had any imaging done to rule out Chiari malformation etc? Do you have any autonomic issues (blood pressure, heart rate, digestion, dizziness on standing). Lastly, does this dizziness present as nystagmus, weakness in the knees, visual changes, etc?

It sound slike you have compression or tugging on the brainstem, or maybe a pinched nerve in the cervical region. Often times you can't have low back issues without having general spine issues.

[Anonymous No.12050325]

>>12050298
L1 anterior wedge fracture is the primary issue, there's nothing else as far as I'm aware
Blood pressure is slightly higher than the average because I'm a tense person, none of the other symptoms there apply
Dizziness is just present at the same time as lumbar muscle weakness, weak feeling knees and fatigue, although mobility is never affected and I can still feel everything

[Anonymous No.12050380]

drained 2.5 liters from a pleural cavity today, what's up with you bros?

[Anonymous No.12050415]

>>12050325
this faggot again

[Anonymous No.12050459]

So I have a patient with:
>hyperglycemia (when waking up AND in spite of not having eaten for hours)
>high cortisol
>has had a skin tumor removed in the past (hasn't found the name yet)
>Has diabetes mellitus
Could it be Cushing's syndrome?

[Anonymous No.12050465]

>>12050459
yes

[Anonymous No.12050479]

>>12050465
Thanks, I guess I will have to check her ACTH, you know I have so many people to whom I told to get checked for specific things and here they can't schedule for any sort of control, whether is for allergies or a Brain CT.

Makes you wonder how many people have or will die because they can't be checked.

[Anonymous No.12050581]

hey /med/ I'm getting some weird neck muscle pain I haven't really had before. 90% of my range of motion is fine but the last 5% of fully extending my neck anterior/posterior causes tenderness/pain in two muscles at the back of my neck flanking my spine.
Shit's weird, I don't remember doing anything unusual with my neck or holding it in a weird position. I worked out on Monday but it was a completely normal workout with no issues.
This is the second day now with my neck being like this, wtf?

[Anonymous No.12050584]

>>12050581
Also if I just press down on my neck with my fingers there's no pain or tenderness. Feels totally normal.

[Anonymous No.12050695]

So what is the first aid for a bullet wound to the head /med/?

[Anonymous No.12050720]

>>12050581
Possible you slouched in some way without noticing or slept in a weird position.

[Anonymous No.12050817]

>>12050695
I don't know. People can survive a .22 mm but anything higher than that will turn the head into mush.
Even if you had an exceptionally qualified team there's a lot of randomness when it comes to gunwounds. If it was me on that scenario I'd run the fuck out, dead doctors can't heal.

[Anonymous No.12050827]

>>12050695
Get the body temp down low and high dose fish oil. Those won't save them but reduce damage if they're one of the lucky(?) ones who survive.

[Anonymous No.12050947]

alright med boys what's your surgical concerns with a 5.56mm bullet penetrating an arm at a distance of < 10m?

sauce: last night riots with antifa versus another dude

[Anonymous No.12050951]

>>12050947

forgot pic

[Anonymous No.12050953]

>>12050947
i don't know or care, i'm neither a combat medic nor an american

[Anonymous No.12050957]

>>12050953
This.

[Anonymous No.12050963]

>>12050827
>high dose fish oil

>Not using snake oil on the wound
it's like you aren't even trying

>>12050947
Primarily about nerve damage, most other things can be put together in an easier way.

Except his brain, can't fix what's not there.

[Anonymous No.12050972]

>>12050953

T. Naturopath

[Anonymous No.12050978]

>>12050972
>if you don't live in a shithole country where combat wounds are a daily occurrence you're some wacky hippie
cope

[Anonymous No.12051030]

>>12050827
>he doesn't infuse chamomile tea
lmaoing

[Anonymous No.12051043]

>>12050695
Put him on ice

[Anonymous No.12051053]

>>12050951
Get him in a car ASAP staying and playing out in the community is not what to do in most situations of severe trauma. I wonder if they saved the arm.

[Anonymous No.12051073]

>5 paracetamol 500
>1 ibuprofen (i don't remember what dosage)
>12 cups of black coffee
>2 cigarette packs
>1 lettuce and chicken sandwich
is this a healthy diet?

[Anonymous No.12051098]

>>12051073
What's the pain meds for?

[Anonymous No.12051120]

>>12051098
Not him but I bet they're to cope with her caffeine addiction.

[Anonymous No.12051129]

Should I buy my own theatre shoes as a medical student? If so, what would you fellas recommend?

I will probably have at least 8 weeks of theatre based placement

[Anonymous No.12051133]

>>12051073
This is what zoomers eat for breakfast

[Anonymous No.12051135]

>>12051073
Yeah but lose the chicken sandwich, meat isn't good for you.

[Anonymous No.12051139]

I checked myself into the ER with chest pain, tingling left arm, random tingling in chest area.
Doc said I didn't have a heart attack. They ran tests, no blood clots, aorta looks good, had multiple EKGs, echocardiogram and stress test today. They didn't see anything concerning. I still get a random chest pain (low intensity) every once in a while. What do you think is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.12051143]

>>12051139
Anxiety

[Anonymous No.12051145]

>>12050953
>Muh Americans go outside get shot maymay
ebin and unique

[Anonymous No.12051147]

>>12051143
I think you may be onto something. Had a panic attack en route which made it worse.

[Anonymous No.12051155]

>>12051147
>suffering panick attacks
Post tits babbygir

[Anonymous No.12051158]

>>12051129
Dude, use your brain for a second retard. Would you rather wear smelly guest theatre shoes that god knows how many people have worn and not cleaned (hello fungus) or would you rather wear your own clean shoes?

If you can't afford theatre shoes then ignore my ad hominem, you'll probably have to wear the guest shoes

[Anonymous No.12051166]

>>12051158
>>12051129
Also, get crocs with no holes.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Crocs-Specialist-Unisex-adult-Black-42-43/dp/B072J4R624/

[Anonymous No.12051173]

>>12051129
go barefoot
>>12050695
Step 1: Be Binnish

[Anonymous No.12051246]

>>12047329
you ain't fooling no one nursoid

[Anonymous No.12051444]

Administered levothyroxine for ataxic gait, dysarthria, with negative mri and sufficient b1 and b12. Won't submit to blood test for religious reasons. After 3 days 50mcg levothyroxine, ataxia worsened. How good of an indicator is this that the problem is with the thyroid?

[Anonymous No.12051447]

What are some good clinically oriented Anki decks? (Not USMLE oriented)

[Anonymous No.12051452]

>>12051444
Anon we can't help at this point anymore. Go to a good doctor and keep going.
Neuro disorders sometimes take a long time to be diagnosed.

[Anonymous No.12051461]

>>12051444
You were smart (dumb) enough to try medications at random. I think you're the most qualified person to answer this.
Commit to sudoku, retard.

[Anonymous No.12051478]

>>12051098
headaches. i really really can't tolerate noise or bright light and uni and workplace and gym has both, even in the fucking libraries.
ibuprofen is for back pain and coffee is for lack of sleep

[Anonymous No.12051491]

>poor brushing habits and diet all my life
>teeth go to shit
>think it's about time that I put a stop to it, start brushing and seeing dentist, get a couple of fillings and stuff done (have another appointment tomorrow)
>decide to look inside my mouth for shits and giggles
>see this
What the fuck is that? Can anything be done about it?

[Anonymous No.12051506]

>>12051073
>liver explosion package

[Anonymous No.12051564]

>>12051452
>>12051461
Not an answer. Medication for the thyroid affected the symptoms. Is there any reason to believe it could not be a thyroid issue at this point? Anything but a yes will be interpreted as a no; you're playing whether you like it or not.
>>12051461
My counter is now that I don't have medical insurance because I don't work because of this disability. You may proceed to argue my entailed worth as a human bean, necessary to save face in aspiring to be a faggot doctor.

[Anonymous No.12051642]

>>12051444
>Won't submit to blood test for religious reasons
Based self-medicating Jehovah's Witness

[Anonymous No.12051644]

>>12051444
>How good of an indicator
very good, try upping the levothyroxine dosage

[Anonymous No.12051704]

>>12051644
What the shit? Really? or did you just try to kill me?

[Anonymous No.12051722]

>>12051704
Real advice.

[Anonymous No.12051775]

>>12051564
>>12051452
I am the anon that said you can B12 and levothyroxine. I am not convinced that you tried the B12 adequately but the only thing remaining are hereditary ataxias, like Friedriech's ataxia.

[Anonymous No.12052068]

>>12051775
When I get better, I will kill pajeet at the Android dev department for not implementing an undo function. I'm coming for you you stupid, goddamned shitskin.

[Anonymous No.12052077]

>>12051722
No one else has said that so I'm gonna go with kill yourself you stupid piece of shit who apparently shouldn't be here for 500

[Anonymous No.12052098]

>>12050695
>>12050817
>>12050947
>>12050951
>>12050953
US is thirdworld shithole tier damn

[Anonymous No.12052099]

>>12051775
Also I snorted 1000 mcgs of b12 for 10 days and saw no difference. Insufficient? Also why can't it be hyperthyroidism? There are documented cases.

[Anonymous No.12052100]

>>12051073

[Anonymous No.12052112]

>>12050947
His ulnar and median nerve is fucked, and his recovery is dependant on the regeneration of those two nerves. His biceps and antebrachial muscles are fucked but they can be reattached to his arm. It also looks like his antebrachial bones might also be fucked so he might need a prosthesis.
Depending on his insurance, the mood, and the skills of the orthopedic surgeon on duty he might keep his arm.

[Anonymous No.12052116]

>>12052099
B12 nasal absorption is too low; try per rectum

[Anonymous No.12052141]

>>12052116

[Anonymous No.12052263]

What does peddling mean?
Google trans isn't helping me

>inb4 are you retarded? why are studying kid shit

[Anonymous No.12052281]

>>12052116
>Not saying ", seriously"

[Anonymous No.12052284]

>>12052281
Does it look like I'm joking?

[Anonymous No.12052291]

>>12052263
Probably a misspelling of either paddling or pedalling

[Anonymous No.12052317]

>>12052291
I was considering pedalling, must be that.

Thank you anon!!!

[Anonymous No.12052374]

>>12052317
So this will only displace the brain but not reduce any of its functions? Or are these gonna be emotionally stunted risk takers

[Anonymous No.12052513]

>>12052284
It looks like you're an idiot who thinks he's joking. I'd bet money you've pointed a gun at someone and said "jk bro." /Sci/ treat me as your communal pet project and I'll see to it that every "jk bro" stops existing

[Anonymous No.12052594]

>>12048991
yeah that's why I'm not working with pets. I don't wanna deal with "fur babies" and their fur moms.

[Anonymous No.12052786]

>>12051030
>>12050963
Say what you want but high dose fish oil has evidence of helping recovery after traumatic brain injury.
I'm not saying it's the be all and end all of care. It's not a magic bullet just something that helps with recovery, ideally we'll have a drug in the future which works at a lower dosage and more directly.

[Anonymous No.12052878]

Can you increase brain oxygenation for someone who's been recently shot in the head by sealing the mouthpiece of an oxygen tank around the bullet wound?

[Anonymous No.12053124]

>>12052594
Holy shit is that the ray man?

[anon2 No.12053248]

>>12051775
Getting this just because no reply https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07V8KHKBG/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[Anonymous No.12053259]

>>12051775
And possibly this nonsense https://www.amazon.com/Personal-Inhaler-Vaporizer-Aromatherapy-Diffuser/dp/B000AYYK5M/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=vaporizer&qid=1598501547&sr=8-3

[Anonymous No.12053431]

How well can a CT scan detect Ovarian cancer?

[Anonymous No.12053619]

>>12053431
USS combined with CT scan has sensitivity=97.20 and specificity=80.32 for detecting ovarian cancer from https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6507457/

Probably changes depending on the stage

[Anonymous No.12053681]

>>12052878
You just wrote your next research proposal Anon. Good luck at the ethics approval commitee

[Anonymous No.12053718]

>>12052513
No, I unironically want brainlet schizos to kill themselves and stop shitting up my comfy science/med threads

[Anonymous No.12053798]

Hi fags, romanon here. I just found out my professor that helps me with the thesis is also a PM&R doctor. I have classes for PM&R later this year. Redpill me on the spec pls. All I know is that the physician doesn't put his hands on the patient and let's the OT/PT do the job but is that it? Any articular ultrasounds or some physical checks are done in this spec?