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why do biologists like to grow a big beard?

>> No.12006525
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12006525

It evokes the imagery of the chimpanzee and the orangutan, connecting us with the evidence of our most precious biological theory's validity and endowing great primeval insight into the machinations of organic systems.

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Probably because it signals sexual maturity and dominance, which is kinda needed to equipoise their profession as a biologist.

>> No.12006663

>>12006521
Who is the guy on the right?

>> No.12006671

>>12006663
A "philosopher", and a really bad one at that. He wrote a book claiming to have solved consciousness but all he did in his book was talking about trivial stuff known for decades while totally ignoring the most fundamental open questions.

>> No.12006872

>>12006521
It's a form of savantism. Social and grooming standards are neglected in place of growing scientific understanding.

>> No.12007266
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12007266

because they're aware of the biological proclivities that women possess when it comes to finding a mate,
strong genetics, and prenatal testosterone, which they don't have,
so they make up for their chinlet disfigured faces with unprecedentedly long beards.

>> No.12007284

Our prophet (mbuh) did and so we do as to imitate him

>> No.12007293

>>12006663
a massive brainlet aka king of the npcs, and undeserving of the title of 1 of the 4 horsemen.

>> No.12007393

>>12007293
t. didn't get the memo p-zombies are the same as schrodinger's cat

>> No.12007437

>>12006521
When it's not your reputable publication list, then it's your beard

>> No.12007439

>>12006671
If there's inconsistencies in his book too, then it sounds like the Tooker of philosophy

>> No.12007459

>>12007266
This. Only women and s@ys are biologists. Mathematichads win again.

>> No.12007493 [DELETED] 

>>12007439
Sorry you got filtered, have some qualia

>> No.12007497

>>12006671
Sorry you got filtered, have some qualia

>> No.12007498

>>12006521
small birds can nest in them

>> No.12007502

>>12006521
They let critters live in it

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>>12006663
A P-zombie

>> No.12007592

>>12006671
>>12007293
>>12007516
Dennett is a chad. Panpsychists seething

>> No.12007650

Because of chinchip

>> No.12007722

>>12007592
ok, p-zomboid

>> No.12009494

>>12006521
>why do biologists like to grow a big beard?

They KNOW

>> No.12009545

>>12007284
This, ultra based

>> No.12009568

>>12006537
>lets it hatch in his skin
Sounds interesting. Is there a wikipedia article I could read on it?

>> No.12009576

>>12006521
How do I grow a nice beard? :(

>> No.12009663

>>12006521
It increases their chances of passing on their genes

>> No.12009754

>>12007592
This, Denney is based. Actually took a philosophy class with him at Tufts University and I'm glad I did.

>> No.12009759

>>12006521
To provide a rich environment for microbial colonies

>> No.12010763

>>12006521
To make themselves stand out from all the women crowding their field