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11967929 No.11967929 [Reply] [Original]

Hi, folks. I'm your new engineering chief. As of today, you'll be under my care.

I have 10 years of Visual Basic and, uh, I think I still have a handle on basic geometry. So, why don't we go around the room and introduce ourselves? I want to know what makes you guys tick, where your passion lies. If you'll please state your hobbies and what you bring to the team, I think we can get to know each other a little better. Don't bother stating your name. You all look the same to me!

Well, I'll get ball rolling. My hobbies include wrestling, skydiving, and playing the trumpet. I've been told I have excellent people skills and I know how to work smart and party hard. By the way, drinks are on me! OK, anonymous. You're up. Lay it on the line.

>> No.11967935

I resign

>> No.11967937
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>>11967929
>drinks are on me
Eh, can't be that bad of a guy. I'll take a dumb chad over some ass-blasted angry loser with a PhD and nothing to show for it any day of the week. Good rule of thumb is that bosses who buy you booze are generally okay dudes.

>> No.11967939

>>11967929
>10 years of vb experience
You are Probably one the best programers on /g/

>> No.11967989

>>11967935
Don't be like that, bro! Gotta hustle for that next promotion! Tell you what, you show me you can get results and I'll put in a good word with the boss' daughter! How's that sound?
>>11967937
Thanks, guy. I'm starting to like the cut of your jip! We'll hit the town after work. We'll paint the place red!
>>11967939
Well, I like to do my part. I'm sure you guys have plenty of experience where it matters. It's all about being a team player.

>> No.11968022

>>11967929
As an introverted person that enjoys tagging along to social events but never initiating them, I wish more people in engineering were like this.

>> No.11968024

>>11967989
Chad doesn't talk like this. Not an engineer so you have no power to be magnanimous towards me.

>> No.11968149

>>11968022
Everyone has their own way of doing things, bro. If you do your job well, you deserve to relax a little from time to time.
>>11968024
OK, basedjak. Get out. Security! Take this spy to the detention room. I want to know who he is and who he works for. Corporate espionage will not be tolerated in our company.

>> No.11968278

>>11967929
Absolutely based. I'd get very well along with this guy, and would be down to talk about wrestling and combat sports over some drinks with him. I'm also an engineer who is overrated because of his good people skills, so I can relate to him, too.

>> No.11968388

>>11967935
based

>> No.11969642
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>>11967929
My hobbies are studying, going on walks and playing videogames. I'm decent with computers and I've been told I make good brownies.