SpaceX DEMO-2 Splashdown Thread - Part 2

[Anonymous No.11963208]

Splashdown edition

SpaceX Crew Dragon (C206.0) with two American NASA astronauts onboard (Doug Hurley, Bob Behnken) is returning to Earth, after spending two months onboard the International Space Station. The capsule will splashdown off the coast of Florida. This is the first manned spacecraft water landing since 1975! And, the first return of astronauts to American Soil (in an American spacecraft no less) since 2011.
Livestream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsxviPT2Cw&feature=youtu.be

Splashdown: 2:42 PM EDT on Sunday, August 2

This Demo-2 mission is the final major milestone for SpaceX’s human spaceflight system to be certified by NASA for operational crew missions to and from the International Space Station. Once the Demo-2 mission is complete, and the SpaceX and NASA teams have reviewed all the data for certification, NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Mike Hopkins, Shannon Walker, and JAXA astronaut Soichi Noguchi will fly on Dragon’s first six-month operational mission (Crew-1) targeted for late September.

More info:
>https://www.spacex.com/launches/
>https://blogs.nasa.gov/commercialcrew/2020/07/31/nasas-spacex-demo-2-weather-remains-go-for-return-live-coverage-tomorrow/
>https://www.nasa.gov/feature/top-10-things-to-know-for-nasa-s-spacex-demo-2-return/

Commercial Crew Press Kit: https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/commercialcrew_press_kit.pdf
This launch supported Expedition 63 on the Space Station: https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/expeditions/expedition63/index.html

Read more about this launch and the NASA commercial crew program:
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/dm2/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crew_Dragon_Demo-2
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/ccp-press-kit/main.html

[Anonymous No.11963217]

>>11963208
Columbia 2

[Anonymous No.11963223]

Hope all goes well

[Anonymous No.11963224]

>>11963217
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.11963226]

Use #AskNASA hashtag to ask a question on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.11963234]

brainlet here.
What room is this?

[Anonymous No.11963237]

>>11963234
Hawthorne Mission Control at SpaceX.

[Anonymous No.11963241]

I am unironically nervous bros. I know I shouldn't be, but man is it hard not to.

[Anonymous No.11963243]

>>11963217
but SLS hasn't launched yet

[Anonymous No.11963245]

>>11963237
thanks

>>11963241
yeah man. pretty scared that something could go wrong. After all nature is unapologetic.

[Anonymous No.11963255]

Splashdown stream in 8 mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSJIQftoxeU

[Anonymous No.11963263]

>>11963234
Why don't these computer have cpus?

[Anonymous No.11963283]

>>11963263
what

[Anonymous No.11963299]

>>11963283
I don't see the box that houses the cpu. I see only the monitors.

[Anonymous No.11963306]

>>11963263
>>11963299
Are you a troll or retarded?

[Anonymous No.11963384]

plashdown straam
https://youtu.be/tSJIQftoxeU

[Anonymous No.11963388]

>De-orbiting after jettisoning trunk
What if something fucks up and now they don't have their solar panels?

[Anonymous No.11963393]

Returning phase has started.

[Anonymous No.11963397]

Another stream
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

[Anonymous No.11963399]

>>11963299
Google what a thin client is.

[Anonymous No.11963411]

>>11963399
This is what I was looking for.

[Anonymous No.11963422]

>start a splashdown stream SIX HOURS before splash down
What the fuck are they smoking?

[Anonymous No.11963425]

Wait what, I thought Crew Dragon was only meant to be reused for cargo missions?
Since when are they intending to reuse them for crew?

[Anonymous No.11963430]

>>11963422
Blame YouTube

[Anonymous No.11963432]

>>11963425
Yeah it’s a pretty recent change. Same with boosters, NASA will now put crew on reused ones

[Anonymous No.11963447]

>Nasa: 720p
>Spacex: 1080p
When will get start getting 4K streams?

[Anonymous No.11963448]

>>11963447
When Starship has stopped being a tank in a field in Texas and has actually succeeded in shitting out 17k+ Starlink satellites into orbit, we might start seeing decent footage from space.

[Anonymous No.11963453]

>>11963422
Technically they never stopped streaming. Between midnight and this morning they played B-Roll of the entire DM-2 mission and replays of launch and undock. It's continuous coverage and NASA PAO has an obligation to keep the public abreast at the start of splashdown day

[Anonymous No.11963455]

Splash down is in SIX HOURS? Why is there a stream up.

[Anonymous No.11963458]

>>11963455
Because Muh Launch America.

[Anonymous No.11963460]

>>11963455
they've been steaming for like 20 hours already lol

[Anonymous No.11963463]

>Jerome Thyagaraj - Let's pray to God for their travel...

[Anonymous No.11963464]

Where is the stream scitards?!

[Anonymous No.11963466]

>>11963464
t. spoon-fed https://youtu.be/tSJIQftoxeU

[Anonymous No.11963468]

>>11963464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSJIQftoxeU
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

[Anonymous No.11963477]

looks like shift change

[Anonymous No.11963482]

>>11963425
By allowing reuse of Crew Dragon NASA won't have to wait for new dragons to be built in case Boing fucks up again.

[Anonymous No.11963485]

If digits jinx

[Anonymous No.11963489]

don't forget.... Sn5 hop today too (perhaps). will have a thread for that.

[Anonymous No.11963491]

>>11963482
why does boeing even still exist. lockheed martin shouldnt exist either its just a division of the us government now. same for ibm

i mean if the government doesnt want them making shit for other countries it seems like the obvious solution

[Anonymous No.11963492]

>>11963477
SpaceX said shift change generally corresponds to the phases of flight. I guess this is the splashdown shift with the previous one being return coast and before that undocking.

[Anonymous No.11963493]

Is a water touchdown better than a land one? Or is it the other way round?

[Anonymous No.11963494]

Drowning when?

[Anonymous No.11963496]

>>11963493
there is more water, which is better. But land is easier to access for recovery crews. But there is shit on land to smash into. But water, well you can sink - but you don't need like the soyuz last second thrusters.

hard to say really

[Anonymous No.11963497]

>>11963494
>Drowning when?
>t. seething nigger

[Anonymous No.11963500]

2 breakfasts down

[Anonymous No.11963501]

>More water consumed
Bobendoug's thirsty

[Anonymous No.11963503]

>>11963494
It's gonna be a long time before starliner flies though

[Anonymous No.11963505]

>>11963501
What's up with the clownsuits

[Anonymous No.11963508]

>>11963503
>80 issues

[Anonymous No.11963514]

>>11963496
I would argue that a land one is better, just because if the craft drowns, it's signal would attenuate and eventually you could lose it all together (MH370).

[Anonymous No.11963515]

>>11963505
https://youtu.be/4LMwKwcMdIg

[Anonymous No.11963521]

>>11963508

[Anonymous No.11963526]

t h i r s t y

[Anonymous No.11963530]

>>11963514
Planes don't have ballast. Crew Dragon has it to keep it upright once splashdown.

[Anonymous No.11963533]

doug feet?

[Anonymous No.11963537]

>>11963533

[Anonymous No.11963540]

>momentary Doug upskirt
L E W D

[Anonymous No.11963560]

>Someone I really look forward to is going to...
Musk going to rig it confirmed

[Anonymous No.11963566]

Space is so very dark. It's kinda awe inspiring.

[Anonymous No.11963570]

>>11963566
technically it isn't dark when you're in the sun's side

[Anonymous No.11963587]

>>11963570
It still kinda is...unless you're directly looking at the sun....and then you'll see darkness for life.

[Anonymous No.11963604]

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
I'M COOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.11963636]

>>11963604

[Anonymous No.11963639]

>>11963636
>Elon
Reminds that he fucked a lot of women.

[Anonymous No.11963645]

>>11963521
>In response to criticisms of our company hiring foreign workers for our coding projects, we have brought aboard esteemed American coder YandereDev for the Starliner project.
How would you respond?

[Anonymous No.11963658]

Tank farm's venting in Boca Chica
Potential Starship hop in a few hours?

[Anonymous No.11963660]

>>11963493
they have pros and cons

water pros: US has done it before, less accuracy required, only parachutes needed
water cons: risk of sinking, worse for reusability (salt water corrodes everything), need extra recovery equipment

land cons: harder landing so need airbags or thrusters and legs, can tip over
land pros: easier recovery and reuse

Dragon 2 was originally designed for land recovery using the Draco 2 thrusters, but the US gov nixed the idea. SpaceX would probably do land recovery for other customers.

[Anonymous No.11963663]

>>11963658
Probably after Dragon splashdown.

Venting with vehicles nearby means nothing.

[ANONALOG No.11963665]

>>11963223
WE'LL CALL YOU UPBEAT ANON!

[Anonymous No.11963667]

>>11963645
Short boeing stock.

[Anonymous No.11963671]

>>11963660
interesting. Now is SpaceX controlled by the US government? Where does that colloboration end?

[Anonymous No.11963676]

>>11963671
>Now is SpaceX controlled by the US government?
No, but Dragon 2 is a product for the government, and the customer has a say in what they would like in the product.

>Where does that colloboration end?
It ends on projects where the government is an explicit customer.

[Anonymous No.11963680]

>>11963645
He'd be perfect for Boeing, they have equally long ass development time.

[Anonymous No.11963687]

>>11963676
I understand.... I'm only interested in such trivial bullshit because of recent news. What's being done at spacex is much more important than politics.

[Anonymous No.11963690]

>>11963660
If you launch rocket from the coast, your spacecraft have to able to land on water for safely abort.

[Anonymous No.11963691]

>>11963645
>I knew Starliner would get delayed but Musk will be at mars by 2030!

[Anonymous No.11963693]

>>11963676
What about other customers? Can they work with other governments to bring people to the ISS and such?

It's such a worrying thing that we're progressing in space at the same that we're increasing isolationism and political divide. It's not exactly conducive to an international effort.

[Anonymous No.11963703]

>>11963693
>What about other customers?
SpaceX has worked with plenty of other customers, mostly American.

>Can they work with other governments to bring people to the ISS and such?
Their Commercial Crew contract with NASA has SpaceX transporting non-American astronauts for the agency. As for outside the contract, there are probably restrictions on who SpaceX can work with (example: China).

>It's such a worrying thing that we're progressing in space at the same that we're increasing isolationism and political divide. It's not exactly conducive to an international effort.
A united Earth would be nice, but that isn't likely to happen any time soon. It's best to keep moving forward while minimizing any potential issues in the future.

[Anonymous No.11963704]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSJIQftoxeU

[Anonymous No.11963708]

>>11963703
That makes sense... there's a difference between regulation and central planning/total control.

after all, spacex was capable of achieving what nasa could not. By nature of NOT being part of the government. We shouldn't forget that.

[Anonymous No.11963714]

I was looking at tesla stock, lets be real, and this space shit must be pumping it up or something cause it's sky high.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/09/how-to-invest-in-space-companies-complete-guide-to-rockets-satellites-and-more.html

I've seen multiple articles compared to this, I'm very interested to see how blue origin will respond to spaceX's advancements, amazon is not a small company.

[Anonymous No.11963722]

>>11963714
Elon is at the helm of both Tesla/SpaceX, so success of SpaceX boosts investor confidence and public perception of company.

Bezos isn't at the helm of Amazon, he lets someone else make the engineering/business decisions. He just funds his own money into the company. If Blue Origin succeeds, it will make Bezos seem like a good investor, not an engineer or charismatic. Elon is an investor, sure, but more so his success is directly correlated with his engineering/business/leadership skills and not investment smarts.

[Anonymous No.11963726]

>>11963714
Blue origin's Jeff Bezos personally company, not Amazon.

[Anonymous No.11963729]

>>11963722
To say Jeff Bezos isn't behind it all is wrong though, the fact that he's so far removed from the company leads me to believe blue origin may be a better long term investment just from a continuity perspective.

However, Elon can manage a team better than anyone Jeff can hire, so there's that. We'll see. You even have to ask the question, these people have all this money, is space really the best place to invest it?

[Anonymous No.11963736]

I will finish my rambling here

"It's a shame that we have to go and terraform mars, when we can stay and terraform earth."

[Anonymous No.11963748]

>>11963729
>the fact that he's so far removed from the company leads me to believe blue origin may be a better long term investment
Probably. I think one of the weakness of Tesla/SpaceX is that Elon is a workhorse and his potential replacements might not be smart/intuitive/driven as him. But that may only cause shift from going insanely fast to moderately fast. So if anything if either Tesla/SpaceX moves on from Elon, it will be to a leader that's roughly in line with industry standards. I sure hope Elon is grooming his successors to live up to the standards.

[Anonymous No.11963749]

>>11963736
It's not a shame as much it's about humanities's future on a planet who's given into man's greed.

[Anonymous No.11963753]

>fluid loading
Lewd

[Anonymous No.11963763]

>>11963748
>I sure hope Elon is grooming his successors to live up to the standards
Isn't SpaceX mostly run by Gwynne Shotwell anyway?

[Anonymous No.11963768]

>>11963763
>Gwynne Shotwell
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................WOMEN ARE INCAPABLE............THEY HAVE SMALLER BRAINS..............NOOOOOO......THEY CANNOT RUN COMPANIES..............IT'LL TURN INTO A DISASTER

[Anonymous No.11963776]

>>11963768
Yes.

[Anonymous No.11963777]

>>11963763
>Isn't SpaceX mostly run by Gwynne Shotwell anyway?
Business decisions are overseen by Shotwell. Elon leads the tech/innovation pace and engineering decisions. Plus he's the face of the company and attracts the best engineers.

[Anonymous No.11963778]

Literally no one with worthwhile opinions has said that, janny.

[Anonymous No.11963784]

>>11963768
Yes.

[Anonymous No.11963786]

>>11963778
said what?

[Anonymous No.11963818]

>Wind speed just doubled
Oh noooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.11963820]

[Anonymous No.11963824]

>>11963820
No wonder coronochan is fucking more Americans in the ass everyday.

[Anonymous No.11963830]

>"send more bottled water, I thirst"

[Anonymous No.11963833]

>>11963820
>the star spangled mask

[Anonymous No.11963834]

>>11963820
Some people just hate nice things

[Anonymous No.11963837]

>>11963820
There's no way he's serious. He can't seriously be that stupid.

[Anonymous No.11963839]

>>11963587
the cameras dont capture the stars

[Anonymous No.11963840]

>>11963837
Probably isn't, some people just like playing stupid on the internet to see who replies, see all flat earth threads ever.
Also
>13 water bottles consumed on Dragon since leaving station
They're gonna drown in piss before they even hit the sea

[Anonymous No.11963843]

>>11963840
>inb4 bob wrenches the door open against all protocols so he can stand up and piss in the sea

[Anonymous No.11963848]

[Anonymous No.11963849]

>>11963749
Earth lives matter

[Anonymous No.11963850]

Is the Map they're showing in the SpaceX stream even real time? On their Map Dragon is already over India while every other satelite tracking website i've tried shows Dragon flying over Europe.

[Anonymous No.11963855]

>>11963843
Imagine having to sit there in the Dragon for an hour as the capsule is slowly wrenched onto the ship, all the while trying to hold your piss so you don't have to use the diaper.

[Anonymous No.11963856]

>>11963849
The people left on Earth do nothing but pollute it, because their souls are weighed down by gravity.

[Anonymous No.11963857]

>>11963850
No it's not real time atm.

[Anonymous No.11963860]

>>11963843
>Hawthorne: "We miscalculated! We didn't quite have enough thrust to deorbit!"
>Bob: [unzips] "I've got this."

[Anonymous No.11963864]

>>11963856
lol

What if we sent basic microscopic organisms to habitable environments

just for teh lulz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia

[Anonymous No.11963868]

I want to see that camera perspective

[Anonymous No.11963873]

>>11963860
Fuck

Good one

[Anonymous No.11963876]

>>11963856

[Anonymous No.11963882]

How many hours left?

[Anonymous No.11963883]

>>11963882
nose cone latching in like 20 min. splashdown in like 2;5r

[Anonymous No.11963884]

>>11963882
2 hours

[Anonymous No.11963885]

>>11963860
>"Throttling up to FULL THRUST!"

[Anonymous No.11963888]

>>11963388
The batteries were full when they left the station.

[Anonymous No.11963889]

>>11963868
>11963868
Most likely for a documentary.

[Anonymous No.11963897]

>>11963388
Dragon looks so weird just floating without its trunk. Makes sense though.

Doesn’t Soyuz get rid of its orbital module before deorbiting?

[Anonymous No.11963898]

Doesn't Starliner also have the ability to land on water? I thought it did because of that Soyuz accident when they landed in water on accident instead of land.

[Anonymous No.11963904]

>>11963898
Yeah Starliner can land on land or water. To be fair though a solid ground landing is better for reuseablity, but it also means you need airbags. The same could be said for a water landing though. Starliner’s airbags can function as a flotation device if it lands in the water.

Also that story about the Soyuz that sank was great. Soyuz has had a lot of close calls over the years.

[Anonymous No.11963906]

>>11963898
Yes, they need it for abort during launch.

[Anonymous No.11963908]

>Astronauts get to leave peaceful space just to come back down to shitty Earth with all its problems right now

[Anonymous No.11963909]

>>11963897
Yes. And they have had mishaps.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_5
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_TMA-11

[Anonymous No.11963915]

>>11963908
Bob's wife gets to go up now, which is neat

[Anonymous No.11963918]

>>11963904
>close calls
And the first and only deaths in space proper
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_11

[Anonymous No.11963920]

>>11963908
>peaceful space
Space is a very physically stressful and dangerous environment you know. For all its problems, on Earth you don't have to be working around the clock just to ensure your survival.

[Anonymous No.11963922]

>>11963915
*bobndoug's first wife

[Anonymous No.11963927]

how long left

[Anonymous No.11963930]

>>11963927
2 hours

[Anonymous No.11963932]

>>11963927
~1h to deorbit burn, 2h to splashdown

[Anonymous No.11963934]

>>11963918
holy ouch

[Anonymous No.11963937]

>>11963927
Is Demo 2 the end of the beginning for SpaceX? So far they’ve achieved all of their company’s first goals and sending crew on Dragon was the last of the initial ones.

>Reach orbit with Falcon 1
>Fly Falcon 9
>Dragon CRS Missions
>Send Crew to the ISS
>Fly Falcon Heavy

[Anonymous No.11963938]

Are they going to live stream the descent? I want to see astronauts squished against their seats at 10g.

[Anonymous No.11963944]

>>11963938
It wont be more than 4g

[Anonymous No.11963946]

>>11963938
They will loose communication at max load.

[Anonymous No.11963947]

Why don't they show the suits?

[Anonymous No.11963950]

>>11963820
Why the fuck did you shut down the asylums, murrica?

[Anonymous No.11963956]

Where is Elon ?

Snorting blow out of Grimes' butthole?

[Anonymous No.11963958]

>>11963956
Probably preparing for the return of bobndoug

[Anonymous No.11963959]

>>11963944
>>11963946
>removing all the fun
What kind of assholes designed this trip?

[Anonymous No.11963963]

>>11963956
Wasn't he with amber heard sometime ago?

[Anonymous No.11963965]

>>11963934
>Dobrovolsky was still warm. The doctors gave artificial respiration. Based on their reports, the cause of death was suffocation
>Flight recorder data from the single cosmonaut outfitted with biomedical sensors showed cardiac arrest occurred within 40 seconds of pressure loss
>Patsayev's body was found positioned near the valve, and he may have been attempting to close or block the valve at the time he lost consciousness.
Ouch indeed

[Anonymous No.11963966]

>>11963956
He's on the recovry ship.

[Anonymous No.11963967]

>>11963959
The communications gap is just how reentry works. The plasma formed by the spacecraft compressing the air in front of it blocks radio communications.

[Anonymous No.11963968]

>>11963959
Mate, lower your dopamine levels.

[Anonymous No.11963970]

>>11963963
¿Por qué no las dos?

[Anonymous No.11963971]

>>11963950
"It's inhumane!"
Letting em sleep on the streets though, that's perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.11963972]

>>11963915
>Bob's wife gets to go up now
I wonder what's Bob's thoughts are on this?

[Anonymous No.11963973]

>>11963447
I'm more interested to know when the outer rocket will have live streams with sound.

[Anonymous No.11963975]

Spashdown 18:48 UTC

[Anonymous No.11963976]

>>11963971
god forbid we just give them a home and access to treatment.... not in my backyard!!!

[Anonymous No.11963977]

>>11963918
> The next morning, frogmen were dropped in by helicopters and attached flotation devices to the Soyuz craft. The capsule was too heavy to be lifted by the helicopter, so it was dragged to shore. The recovery operation had taken nine hours. No attempt was made to open the hatch as the recovery crews assumed the cosmonauts were dead, so they called for a special team to remove their bodies. Eventually, eleven hours after splashdown, the cosmonauts opened the hatch and emerged alive and well, if badly chilled (the interior of the descent module was coated with frost).[3]

>Press releases by Soviet news agency TASS announced that there had been a water landing and that the cosmonauts were recovered safely, but made no mention of the rescue operation involved and the details of it were not revealed until the era of glasnost a decade later.

[Anonymous No.11963981]

>>11963965
I can imagine suffocating. But can't imagine your blood vessels and ear drums popping and the resulting pain because of the vacuum.

[Anonymous No.11963982]

>>11963820
I mean, I don't blame him. Just look at Bob's Pepe stare.

[Anonymous No.11963984]

>>11963976
>have debilitating mental illness requiring 24/7 care
>some asshole puts you in a house and shoves a laptop into your hands
Just reopen the asylums, they're not prisons they're fucking hospitals for people who need help.

[Anonymous No.11963985]

>>11963970
I don't understand that language.

>>11963973
>sound
yeah sure mate. Expect loud static.

[Anonymous No.11963989]

>>11963984
those exist in america

[Anonymous No.11963990]

>>11963984
What about asylums for LGBTQ+?

[Anonymous No.11963992]

>>11963990
Shlomo doesn't want his bioweapons contained.

[Anonymous No.11963995]

>>11963989
I'm sure a tent-dwelling schizophrenic has the money to afford that sort of care.
Let's talk about spaceflight. What would happen if the nosecone came off before reentry? Is this survivable or a mission kill?
>>11963990
We have those they're called cemeteries.

[Anonymous No.11963998]

>>11963985
>>sound
>yeah sure mate. Expect loud static.
Haha. I mean when they're in space dumbass.

[Anonymous No.11963999]

>>11963990
More efficient to have them 41% themselves.

[Anonymous No.11964002]

>>11963977
We may be talking about different missions kouhaialam, Soyuz 11 came back with three dead meat bags, you're thinking about Soyuz 23

[Anonymous No.11964003]

>>11963995
I didn't design the spacecraft, I just love spaceflight and want to learn as much as I can. I can't answer your question.

[Anonymous No.11964006]

>>11963985
"Why not both?" from the taco ad meme

[Anonymous No.11964008]

>>11963998
>practically a vacuum
>sound

[Anonymous No.11964012]

God can you imagine the stonks profits for Elon if SpaceX goes public
I know he won't but imagine it

[Anonymous No.11964014]

>>11964012
I think that's a good thing for the future of humanity.

[Anonymous No.11964016]

>>11964008
>>11963998
Not him, but the mic would be attached to the ship, which may have vibrations. So most probably just one long boring "HUMMMMMMMMMM".

[Anonymous No.11964018]

always bobndoug never dougnbob

[Anonymous No.11964021]

Trunk separation!

[Anonymous No.11964022]

>>11963995
I assume it would be survivable but I don't think anyone here knows for certain.

[Anonymous No.11964023]

>>11964012
They can't do it now though, maybe after the first starship lands on mars

[Anonymous No.11964026]

Exact time for deorbit burn?

[Anonymous No.11964034]

>>11963995
>be me
>be on a planet called earth
>live in a world where if you're mentally ill, you're given special status/benefits
>if you tell the mentally ill to go a mental asylum, expect to be killed
>go crazy and ask how's this possible
>mfw the mentally ill can no longer be treated
>mfw we have lunatics who work full time
>mfw they hire the mentally ill rather than a sane person like me just because they refuse to take their meds and make such a big fuss about it

[Anonymous No.11964035]

ETA, i need to get beer and stores close soon?

[Anonymous No.11964038]

>>11964002
Yeah sorry I forgot to differentiate that.

Sucks Soyuz 11 died they were the first space station crew

[Anonymous No.11964042]

>>11964026
few bings

[Anonymous No.11964043]

>>11964016
That frequency is too low. Can amplify it though.

[Anonymous No.11964044]

>>11964035
90 mins

[Anonymous No.11964047]

Did I miss it?

[Anonymous No.11964048]

>>11964026
An hour maybe.

[Anonymous No.11964049]

Still don't know where the toilet is on Dragon

>>11964047
no

[Anonymous No.11964053]

>>11964049
In their suits.

[Anonymous No.11964056]

>>11964049
ceiling I've heard

[Anonymous No.11964057]

>>11963976
>just give them a home and access to treatment
That works pretty well with your garden variety "oh no I have the sads" depressed housewife. Not so well with your schizophrenic that's gone completely off the fucking rails and refuses to take their medication or any other form of treatment.

Some people are just a danger to themselves as well as society, those you lock the fuck up and treat until they get better and release when they get better. If they go off the rails again, you ship them back in again.

[Anonymous No.11964058]

>>11964049
Behind the view-screens

[Anonymous No.11964065]

wb57

[Anonymous No.11964066]

>>11963947
Shame

[Anonymous No.11964069]

>First flight 20 July 1953
holy balls, they old

[Anonymous No.11964071]

Nasa VS SpaceX?

[Anonymous No.11964074]

~30 minutes left

[Anonymous No.11964077]

Nasa Vs SpaceX? Which is better?

[Anonymous No.11964078]

>>11964071
SpaceX stream is typically better quality.

[Anonymous No.11964079]

this is boringer than a launch

[Anonymous No.11964080]

BRING
THEM
HOME

[Anonymous No.11964081]

>>11964053
>>11964056
>>11964058
Doesn't seem like much privacy
Imagine hearing and seeing a hot female astronaut pee midflight behind the viewscreens haha

[Anonymous No.11964082]

>>11964074
~30 minutes deorbit burn
~90 minutes splashdown

[Anonymous No.11964084]

>>11964081
they can slide covers over the cameras

[Anonymous No.11964085]

>>11964081
Goddamn that shit must be so awkward though.

>Hey Bob I’m gonna use the bathroom
>Alright Doug I’ll just turn away

>Jesus Doug that smells awful

[Anonymous No.11964086]

>>11964048
>>11964042
>>11964026
Time at GMT o'bong:
17:51 trunk separation
17:56 deorbit burn
18:?? reentry plasma flashy stuff
18:44 chutes
18:48 splashdown

[Anonymous No.11964087]

>>11964081
You'll never know if she's peeing.

[Anonymous No.11964088]

>>11964081
>hot female astronauts
Post some of these unicorns for us anon

[Anonymous No.11964089]

>>11964084
Imagine if you were an astronaut then

[Anonymous No.11964091]

>>11964079
The exciting bits happen at the end.

[Anonymous No.11964092]

>>11964081
"just pee in my mouth babe"

[Anonymous No.11964095]

>>11964091
wat happen?

[Anonymous No.11964096]

>>11964085
>Sorry Bob I spilled a little

[Anonymous No.11964098]

>>11964088
Astronauts are objectively plain. Even the dude astronauts aren’t that attractive. That being said though they are objectively better looking than female ones.

[Anonymous No.11964101]

mikenvictornsoichinshannon

[Anonymous No.11964105]

>>11964095
goto >>11964086
Reentry, parachutes, and splashdown

[Anonymous No.11964108]

>>11964087
You'd be able to smell if she was taking a shit

[Anonymous No.11964109]

>>11964095
The capsule falls out of the sky so quickly the atmosphere in front of it compresses into glowing plasma, then it slows down, then chutes deploy, and then it lands in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.11964113]

>There's Netflix on Space?

[Anonymous No.11964114]

>>11964108
How? The suits are sealed so as to not let any air out.

[Anonymous No.11964115]

>>11964113
Haha orbit and chill haha
fuck me

[Anonymous No.11964116]

>"question from ian"
>"spacex caster pronounces it "eye-an"
what the fuck is wrong with californians, its ee-an

[Anonymous No.11964119]

>>11964113
>on
in
Space is not a table.

[Anonymous No.11964122]

>>11964114
They don't wear the suits for the entire flight
That's why there's a space toilet in the Dragon (somewhere)

[Anonymous No.11964123]

Big Jim got thin.

[Anonymous No.11964125]

why are their screens so blue? can we get some diversity of color?

[Anonymous No.11964126]

>>11964116
>what the fuck is wrong with californians
Everyone sane left.

[Anonymous No.11964127]

>>11964116
Yeah that was weird.

[Anonymous No.11964128]

>>11964116
>not pronouncing it oye-ehn
Distustang

[Anonymous No.11964131]

>>11964113
No movies on Dragon. The ISS has movies. They used to watch on laptops but now have a 65 inch projection screen. The first movie they watched on it was Gravity

[Anonymous No.11964133]

US
>SPACE
EMPIRE

[Anonymous No.11964134]

>>11964119
Shut up CIA nigger, we know the truth.
my fault, but the question still

[Anonymous No.11964139]

>>11964131
>JAXA astronaut on Crew-1 brings some anime

[Anonymous No.11964140]

>>11964139
Why is JAXA so based bro’s?

[Anonymous No.11964142]

>>11964140
JAXA is great, they literally bring student experiments on the ISS and their astronauts work with the kids on earth to optimize them
10/10 wholesome shit there

[Anonymous No.11964143]

>>11964142
Post China’s face when the US lands a JAXA astronaut on mars whose great grandfather was a Japanese soldier in WWII

[Anonymous No.11964144]

>>11964139
It better be Evangelion

[Anonymous No.11964148]

>>11964139
>brings some hentai for a cheeky fap in space

[Anonymous No.11964151]

>tfw you have to answer the millionth "what r coms blackout??" question today then someone asks you how many seats Dragon has
I'd be berating these people for asking such dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.11964153]

>>11964143
>You can't do this, Mars is RED and thus commie damnit
>haha US Japan friendship goes brrrr

[Anonymous No.11964154]

>>11964144
Not enough space. Cowboy Bebop?

[Anonymous No.11964161]

>>11964144
>>11964154
>not Planetes

[Anonymous No.11964162]

>>11964143
What are the chances that half of the chink taikonauts managed to get to the top by being genetically improved by their Japanese WWII grandparents?

[Anonymous No.11964163]

>>11964154
And Planetes too.

[Anonymous No.11964168]

>>11964162
Or their Mongol ancestors, or their indo-european steppe ancestors... China is many things but genetically pure they ain't.

[Anonymous No.11964169]

more cocks in the chat
https://pastebin.com/pkdgcDdU

[Anonymous No.11964172]

>>11964151
You’re in the industry ?

[Anonymous No.11964173]

how long till re entry?

[Anonymous No.11964174]

>>11964144
>>11964154
Its Haruhi S3.

[Anonymous No.11964177]

>>11964173
~15 min

[Anonymous No.11964178]

>>11964172
No, just sympathizing with the guy have to answer these inane twatter questions on stream, I'd be furious after hours of this.

[Anonymous No.11964180]

>>11964174
>100TB
>SSD
Imagine doing a RAID rebuild with that. Failing at blazing speeds.

[Anonymous No.11964183]

>>11964178
Oh ok
Are these guys future astronauts or engineers or just PR dudes ?

[Anonymous No.11964185]

>>11964180
>not using a billion 640K floppy in raid setup

[Anonymous No.11964188]

>>11964178
That's what being professional means. To endure bullshit like this

[Anonymous No.11964191]

>>11964178
If you're getting paid I'm sure you could suck it up

[Anonymous No.11964192]

Why is the SpaceX girl so cute?

[Anonymous No.11964194]

YEP

[Anonymous No.11964195]

best of luck guys. Hope all goes well.

[Anonymous No.11964196]

>>11964185
I'll allow that

[Anonymous No.11964198]

>Almost 2021
>The US finally manage to put people in space all by themselves

[Anonymous No.11964200]

>>11964192

[Anonymous No.11964201]

>>11964192
>>11963604

[Anonymous No.11964202]

>>11964174
>3.5" form factor
Just lost my lunch

[Anonymous No.11964203]

>>11964192
Aryan phenotype

[Anonymous No.11964206]

>>11964198

[Anonymous No.11964207]

>>11964200
What’s her job at spaceX ?

[Anonymous No.11964208]

>both of their wives are astronauts

Neat.

[Anonymous No.11964210]

>>11964198
With the help of a South African.
It's almost like how you got to the moon all by yourself with the help of all of those German scientists.

[Anonymous No.11964211]

>>11964183
The two answering questions? PR people I presume, pretty sure they aren't astronauts.

[Anonymous No.11964212]

>>11964207
Social Engineer

[Anonymous No.11964214]

>>11964207
diversity hire just like the rest of the spacex pr people

[Anonymous No.11964215]

>>11964202
Tbqh it makes sense with the density. Replicating that with 2.5's would mean wasting half of the space in mounting hardware.

[Anonymous No.11964216]

>>11964208
One of the wife is going back to ISS after them too. Even cooler.


5 minute from de-orbit.

[Anonymous No.11964217]

5 minutes for de orbit

[Anonymous No.11964218]

>>11964208
I imagine it's hard to relate with normal people

[Anonymous No.11964219]

>>11964210
America brings out the best in people

[Anonymous No.11964220]

*5 mins to trunk separation, 10 mins to de-orbit

[Anonymous No.11964222]

>>11964207
Lead engineer

[Anonymous No.11964224]

>>11964153
>It's red, white, and blue now, bitch.

[Anonymous No.11964225]

>>11964210
/pol/ doesn't want you to know this, but the vast majority of great American inventors and scientists are first or second generation immigrants

[Anonymous No.11964226]

>elon is there
was he always there?

[Anonymous No.11964228]

>1024 orbits
nerds

[Anonymous No.11964229]

>>11964226
He is here.

[Anonymous No.11964232]

>Elon: let's send people to Mars
>also Elon: let's nuke Mars to terraform it

[Anonymous No.11964234]

>>11964228
kek. I did not realize.

[Anonymous No.11964236]

This is a certified hood classic

[Anonymous No.11964237]

>>11964226
Elon is always there. When you masturbate, and when you shower.

[Anonymous No.11964238]

>>11964226

[Anonymous No.11964239]

>>11964222
Is it a real hard job or just a title

[Anonymous No.11964243]

>>11964207
Nothing now. She got fired for posting NDA'd Starlink hardware on Instagram.

[Anonymous No.11964246]

DE ORBS

[Anonymous No.11964247]

>>11964238
Why doesn't he wear a facemask?

[Anonymous No.11964248]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.11964249]

>>11964239
30 seconds

[Anonymous No.11964251]

>>11964247
Because he's not a pussy

[Anonymous No.11964254]

how many minutes until reentry?

[Anonymous No.11964255]

>>11964249
not supposed to have replied to you >>11964239

[Anonymous No.11964257]

>>11964247
Kung flu is afraid of him
Also tea and distance

[Anonymous No.11964258]

>>11964247
The virus cannot penetrate his AT field.

[Anonymous No.11964259]

>>11964247
Because he's drinking coffee and eating

Also Shotwell?

[Anonymous No.11964260]

>>11964238
Is that Gwynne next to him?

[Anonymous No.11964261]

>>11964251
>life dream is to die on mars
>not wearing a mask during a pandemic when you are so close to realizing your dream

[Anonymous No.11964264]

>>11964140
Because they're Japanese.

[Anonymous No.11964265]

POST YFW

[Anonymous No.11964266]

>>11964259
most likely

[Anonymous No.11964267]

>>11964247
He understands it's a fucking B L E S S I N G to receive something as intimate as a disease from someone as amazing as him

he doesnt want to take that away from people <3

[Anonymous No.11964268]

>>11964239
with everything you know about SpaceX do you really think they're giving out nominative titles like "lead engineer"? I know it's hard for you to understand what a cute girl is capable of, having never interacted with one, but rest assured she's human just as everyone else is.

[Anonymous No.11964269]

>dragin is in trunk separation attitude
>confirmation of claw sep
>confirmation of trunk separation

[Anonymous No.11964270]

https://www.twitch.tv/nasa

[Anonymous No.11964272]

Do I have time to take a 30 min nap before landing?

[Anonymous No.11964273]

>>11964261
coronavirus literally doesn't kill people who aren't elderly or sick already

[Anonymous No.11964274]

FUCK YEAH NOMINAL TRUNK. BURN BABY BURN

[Anonymous No.11964277]

>>11964247
He just put it on. Elon's in the thread.
Hi, Elon.

[Anonymous No.11964278]

IT HAPPENING
DE ORBIT BURN

[Anonymous No.11964279]

>>11964247
Are you happy now, you fuck!

[Anonymous No.11964280]

>>11964270
>twitch
>/dev/bull

[Anonymous No.11964281]

How long before the funk comes down? They're detaching before deorbit so it's not coming down with them now.

[Anonymous No.11964283]

>>11964273
Explain Bald and Bankrupt getting put in the ICU for 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.11964285]

>>11964282
>>11964282
>>11964282
>>11964282
>>11964282

[Anonymous No.11964288]

>>11964277
Wave at the camera if you're here.

[Anonymous No.11964289]

Lets go boys

[Anonymous No.11964290]

• 1:51 p.m. – Trunk separation
• 1:56 p.m. – Deorbit burn begins
• 2:08 p.m. – Deorbit burn complete
• 2:11 p.m. – Nosecone deploys
• 2:32 p.m. – Crew Dragon maneuvers to attitude for re-entry

• 2:44 p.m. – Drogue parachutes deploy at about 18,000 feet in altitude while Crew Dragon is moving approximately 350 miles per hour.
• 2:45 p.m. – Main parachutes deploy at about 6,000 feet in altitude while Crew Dragon is moving approximately 119 miles per hour.
• 2:48 p.m. – Splashdown

AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11964291]

>>11964200
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.11964292]

>>11964290
noice

[Anonymous No.11964294]

>>11964285
You don't make new threads at bump limit on /sci/, tourist.

[Anonymous No.11964295]

>>11964285
Still page 1 dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.11964296]

>>11964285
>page 1

[Anonymous No.11964300]

Goodbye trunk

[Anonymous No.11964301]

>>11964294
This is a continuous event.

[Anonymous No.11964303]

>>11964283
>coronavirus doesn't kill young/healthy people
>"explain how this healthy person got coronavirus and didn't die then!"
wew

[Anonymous No.11964305]

>>11964301
And this is /sci/, the thread will stick around for 5 fucking hours on the frontpage even if it's hit the bump limit.

[Anonymous No.11964306]

Is there going to be live footage of the chutes deploying?

[Anonymous No.11964314]

>>11964259
>>11964238
Hans
Elon
Shotwell

[Anonymous No.11964316]

>>11964303
he would've died without treatment

[Anonymous No.11964318]

Who's your favorite astronaut? For me, it's Mr. Bobbindug.

[Anonymous No.11964321]

Deorbit burn has begun!

[Anonymous No.11964323]

>>11964305
I know. But we need to continue our discussion. Why discuss in this thread when you can create a new one.

[Anonymous No.11964324]

>>11964316
>moving the goalposts

[Anonymous No.11964325]

>>11964303
>just go get put into the ICU and receive permanent lung damage because you didnt want to take minimal precautions

[Anonymous No.11964327]

>>11964318
>Not being a Neilchad

[Anonymous No.11964332]

>>11964306
Maybe from one of the ships

[Anonymous No.11964334]

do any of the streams have graphics of Dragon orientation and orbital params?

[Anonymous No.11964335]

>>11964316
Almost every disease kills you without treatment, retard

[Anonymous No.11964340]

>>11964285
>page 1
go F youself

[Anonymous No.11964343]

>>11964335
Wrong. Most diseases cure themselves. Only really big issues make it to treatment centers. Its not like our body is a clean piece of sheet outside of dangerous diseases.

[Anonymous No.11964344]

Hopefully they are well prepared in case of ULA frogmen attack.

[Anonymous No.11964347]

>>11964323
Are you fucking retarded?
Why not make a thread every 10 minutes then?

[Anonymous No.11964349]

>>11964335
patently wrong, and those that do usually don't spread faster than your mothers legs

[Anonymous No.11964352]

>>11964340

[Anonymous No.11964356]

>>11964334
Of course not, it's aimed at the american public. Can't have anything that could confuse them on the screen. A nice logo and a slogan as well as constantly repeated basic information is what you get.

[Anonymous No.11964359]

>>11964334
All streams are the same.

[Anonymous No.11964367]

>>11964347
ok cunt

[Anonymous No.11964374]

I flipped back to the stream tab and didn't realize Elon was pulling his arm out of his jacket sleeve to take it off and it looked for a second like he was just shoving his arm down his pants.

[Anonymous No.11964380]

>>11964374
i mean can you blame him
i would be jacking off furiously under these circumstances

[Anonymous No.11964385]

>deleted
Why?

[Anonymous No.11964386]

>>11964352
/sci/ is a slow board. Wait for page 10.

[Anonymous No.11964390]

>>11964325
my body my choice

[Anonymous No.11964393]

>>11964385
Because fuck you, this thread is fine.

[Anonymous No.11964400]

>>11964393
Will I get banned?

[Anonymous No.11964403]

>>11964385
Because this thread will be around for another few hours no matter how many replies it gets

[Anonymous No.11964404]

1 minute

[Anonymous No.11964410]

>>11964400
You would've been banned already if the mods cared, so no.

>Sticky after 20 hours
Good job mods!

[Anonymous No.11964411]

>>11964400
I wouldn't risk it, we sticky now

[Anonymous No.11964412]

>>11964400
you should be. lrn2waittilpage9

[Anonymous No.11964413]

Based Bobndoug getting their own sticky

[Anonymous No.11964414]

There, now it's a sticky and quit complaining.

[Anonymous No.11964416]

>>11964400
100%

[Anonymous No.11964417]

>>11964410
didn't they sticky during separation yesterday?

[Anonymous No.11964418]

>finally closing nosecone

[Anonymous No.11964422]

Dear SpaceX, just because Elon is a terrible public speaker doesn't mean that everyone you hire to do presentations needs to stutter and constantly struggle with words.

[Anonymous No.11964423]

>>11964418
Imagine

[Anonymous No.11964426]

This Janny is based

[Anonymous No.11964427]

[Anonymous No.11964428]

>>11964410
>>11964411
kek. My thread got sticky. yay first time.

[Anonymous No.11964430]

dude with the camera has a balling stool

[Anonymous No.11964433]

Why wasn't the nosecone closed ages ago?

[Anonymous No.11964437]

>>11964352
Ha ha, it got deleted!

[Anonymous No.11964438]

>>11964427
Has he slept with her yet?

[Anonymous No.11964439]

>>11964428
Another proof that psychotic thread spammer are nothing but underage zoomer tourists

[Anonymous No.11964442]

>>11964433
need the thrusters behind it. also some star trackers and stuff I think

[Anonymous No.11964443]

>>11964427
She is so hot bros

[Anonymous No.11964445]

>>11963208
posting in based thread
check'em

[Anonymous No.11964446]

>>11964433
there are important navigation sensors under the nose cone, so they keep it open for as long as they can

[Anonymous No.11964448]

>>11964433
It had to sneeze.

[Anonymous No.11964449]

>>11964427
oh it is musk, thought it looked like him but wasn't sure. seemed odd to me he'd be 'working' at one of the desks, as opposed to standing around behind

[Anonymous No.11964451]

specs on this bad boy?

[Anonymous No.11964453]

[Anonymous No.11964457]

>>11964439
I'm not underage.

[Anonymous No.11964458]

>>11964445
FUCK
one off

[Anonymous No.11964459]

>>11964449
he's usually right there in the center for some launches. Other times he's at the cape in the firing room

[Anonymous No.11964461]

>>11964451
2 heelies mixed with a razor scooter, payload 170 pounds

[Anonymous No.11964462]

>>11964457
just retarded then?

[Anonymous No.11964463]

>>11964268
>
Well. I know they’re big on diversity and STE-A-M at NASA and in the new space so maybe ?

[Anonymous No.11964466]

>>11964451
NASA spent ten years and $40mil to develop that high-tech hardware

[Anonymous No.11964467]

>>11964461
> not using kg

[Anonymous No.11964469]

>>11964453

[Anonymous No.11964470]

Nosecone closed, halfway latched. Do these use the same hooks as for docking?

[Anonymous No.11964471]

Imagine trying to do you job correctly while some asshole keeps shoving a 6ft camera right in your face.

[Anonymous No.11964474]

>>11964268
please be my space gf

[Anonymous No.11964475]

>>11964469
timestamp?

[Anonymous No.11964476]

greetings from /v/, I love watching these events with you guys, this board is so wholesome

[Anonymous No.11964477]

>>11964471
They did it at CERN

[Anonymous No.11964478]

20 min til re-entry begins

[Anonymous No.11964479]

>>11964453
What's this guy even filming

[Anonymous No.11964480]

>Dragon? What are you talking about, silly anon, dragons aren't real...

[Anonymous No.11964481]

>>11964463
>t. double digit IQ
you can't get to mars on the backs of diversity hires, retard

[Anonymous No.11964483]

why does she talk about the "nitrox system" every 90 seconds like it's some sort of new space magic?

[Anonymous No.11964485]

>>11964462
No mate. I wanted to have another thread to continue our discussion. That's why I even made this thread in the first place. Not a bad guy.

[Anonymous No.11964486]

>>11964479
History

[Anonymous No.11964487]

>>11964479
He's just gathering material for the blooper reel.

[Anonymous No.11964488]

>>11963208
Tim Dodd stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YRf8FsjEXQ

[Anonymous No.11964489]

>>11964475
rewind 3 mins

[Anonymous No.11964491]

[Anonymous No.11964492]

>>11964483
because a bunch of normies and children are watching, so they want to make it sound as cool as possible

[Anonymous No.11964493]

[Anonymous No.11964496]

>>11964467
:(

[Anonymous No.11964502]

>>11964479
SpaceX's next advertisement

[Anonymous No.11964503]

>>11964481
No, big brain, but YOU will put diversity hires on Mars

[Anonymous No.11964504]

stream link for those confused by the OP one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSJIQftoxeU

[Anonymous No.11964505]

>>11964485
I know, just bantz. Enjoy the show friend.

[Anonymous No.11964506]

>>11964479
he's filming Elon

[Anonymous No.11964513]

This is boring as fuck. Show something other than the stupid control room.

[Anonymous No.11964515]

>>11964479
maybe the natgeo guy filming more stuff for Mars season 3?

[Anonymous No.11964516]

>>11964485
Even without a sticky, on this board threads last a long time relative to other boards. We can happily keep posting on pg7 with 400+posts in a thread before making another.

[Anonymous No.11964517]

There was a camera on Elon at liftoff as well. What's up, a documentary or something?

[Anonymous No.11964521]

>>11964492
so she could talk about something that's actually cool instead of glorifying a scuba tank. it has to be one of the least complicated and impressive systems of dragon

[Anonymous No.11964523]

>>11964513
go play some fortnite zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.11964525]

>Inb4 China shoots it down

[Anonymous No.11964527]

>>11964479
Could be a Nat Geo or discovery thing.

[Anonymous No.11964529]

>>11964515
probably this

[Anonymous No.11964531]

>>11964517
I would assume so. This is a historic event after all

[Anonymous No.11964532]

[Anonymous No.11964533]

>>11964517
It’s for History

[Anonymous No.11964534]

FLUSHING NITROX WOW COOL

[Anonymous No.11964537]

>>11964533
Oh, that bitch.

[Anonymous No.11964541]

>>11964516
I know. But new guys would not see the thread on the main page. That's why.

[Anonymous No.11964543]

>>11964523
Yea, I'm a zoomer cause I want to see the fuckin thing enter the atmosphere, and not some jerk offs sitting at their computers. You faggot.

[Anonymous No.11964544]

>>11964531
Historic how? It's not like it's never happened before.

[Anonymous No.11964545]

>"splashdown"
peak special snowflake

[Anonymous No.11964547]

>>11964488
The definition of fake enthusiasm
Nasa Space Flight are peak _soy
SpaceX livestream is best and has hot girls

[Anonymous No.11964548]

>>11964534
Elon I see you shitposting.

[Anonymous No.11964551]

DOUG CONFIRMED DEAD

[Anonymous No.11964552]

>>11964541
Anons are encouraged to use the catalog and search function, not somply refresh pg1 endlessly.

[Anonymous No.11964553]

>>11964505
sorry mate.

[Anonymous No.11964555]

>>11964543
you actually are a zoomer. They've mentioned multiple times in the stream that they'll have onboard footage and footage from a chase plane.

[Anonymous No.11964556]

>>11964532
its a Morse code

[Anonymous No.11964560]

>>11964555
Retard.

[Anonymous No.11964561]

>>11964552
I know. But some newfags may not see it.

[Anonymous No.11964562]

>>11964491
What are those monitors connected to?

[Anonymous No.11964563]

Oh, I didn't realize Elon-san was there!

[Anonymous No.11964565]

>>11964556
He's just mixing.

[Anonymous No.11964566]

>>11964491

[Anonymous No.11964571]

>>11964561
Good, fuck newfags.

[Anonymous No.11964576]

>>11964566
>tfw SpaceX is tracking this thread

[Anonymous No.11964580]

>that guy with the white Doc Martens lol

[Anonymous No.11964583]

Why is it always bobndoug and never dougnbob?

[Anonymous No.11964584]

NOTICE ME ELON
spoiler: you are still autistic

[Anonymous No.11964587]

>>11964562
some thin client

[Anonymous No.11964595]

lol 2nd desk left side, trim is coming off

[Anonymous No.11964596]

>>11964583
a-B-c-D

[Anonymous No.11964597]

>tissue roll behind monitor
I see what they do in their free time.

[Anonymous No.11964598]

>>11964566
lol

[Elon Musk !!qXJgxb8zmLy No.11964599]

[Anonymous No.11964604]

>>11964532
is gwynne /ourgirl/?

[Anonymous No.11964607]

>>11964595
desu, and overfloor raceway

[Anonymous No.11964608]

>>11964599
Fail. He's successful and has a life.

[Anonymous No.11964609]

Hope we get to see happy Elon.

[Anonymous No.11964610]

>>11964595
>the absolute shanty town of SpaceX hq

[Anonymous No.11964611]

>>11964599
Will you hire that Indian simp of yours?

[Anonymous No.11964614]

>>11964525
It's landing in the Gulf of Mexico.

[Anonymous No.11964615]

>>11964607
they're right next to the factory floor, I think it's just concrete

[Anonymous No.11964617]

>>11964595
And they Elon paid premium from this office furniture
fucking chinese

[Anonymous No.11964616]

>>11964597
Musk was eating a few minutes ago, probably others as well

[Anonymous No.11964618]

>>11964610
wtf I love boeing now

[Anonymous No.11964619]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

[Anonymous No.11964621]

>>11964614
Chinks have subs too, mutt

[Anonymous No.11964624]

>>11964604
Yes

[Anonymous No.11964627]

>>11964619
>statistically speaking, 13%..

[Anonymous No.11964628]

>>11964610
Have Spot fetch the hot glue gun.

[Anonymous No.11964629]

>>11964610
Gotta save money wherever possible, reusable rockets ain't free

[Anonymous No.11964631]

>>11964614
>what's ASAT weaponry

[Anonymous No.11964633]

eta?

[Anonymous No.11964634]

>>11964614
Have they asked for El Chapo's permission to land there?

[Anonymous No.11964635]

why'd shot well just give us the V

[Anonymous No.11964637]

>>11964621
They will never take you to space with them Eurotrash, no matter how hard you try to become communists they will always hate and take advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.11964640]

>>11964635
she's reading the thread on her phone

[Anonymous No.11964641]

>>11964634
Of cursh

[Anonymous No.11964645]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Hurley
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Behnken

bob.....

[Anonymous No.11964646]

>>11964640
She just showed Elon the thread on her phone

[Anonymous No.11964647]

almost below the McDowell line! Back to earth.

[Anonymous No.11964649]

>>11964635
I wonder has she blown anyone

[Anonymous No.11964651]

>>11964635
>>11964640

[Anonymous No.11964652]

>>11964619
I still think she was the best for him.

[Anonymous No.11964653]

i closed the tab they talk so boringly it was making me wana die

[Anonymous No.11964654]

WHAT IS THAT?!! WTF OMYGOD

[Anonymous No.11964655]

>>11964615
They could have set up raised flooring or at least some deck

[Anonymous No.11964656]

are they going to show the actual entry or just the control room?

[Anonymous No.11964657]

>>11964645
what?

[Anonymous No.11964659]

>>11964656
Do you really think they'd want gifs of the capsule blowing up?

[Anonymous No.11964660]

Put up four fingers if you are reading the /sfg/ thread!

[Anonymous No.11964662]

>>11964621
They don't have them in the Gulf.

[Anonymous No.11964663]

>>11964656
yes, from >>11964069 & interior shots

[Anonymous No.11964664]

How can Boeing even compete.

[Anonymous No.11964665]

>>11964659
no such thing as bad publicity

[Anonymous No.11964666]

>>11964653
gtfo from here. Go to >>>/pol/ or >>>/gif/ you braintard

[Anonymous No.11964668]

>self driving re-entry vehicle
a disaster waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.11964669]

/bobendoug/

[Anonymous No.11964671]

>>11964651
What the shit guys.

[Anonymous No.11964672]

>>11964665
There is such a thing as respecting the lives and memories of human beings.

[Anonymous No.11964675]

>>11964662
Or so you think.

[Anonymous No.11964679]

>>11964672
yeah, but think how cool it would look

[Anonymous No.11964680]

>fahrenheit
>miles
fuck americans

[Anonymous No.11964681]

>>11964668
Spaceships should only be crewed by one man and one dog. The role of the man is to feed the dog. The role of the dog is to bite the man if he touches anything.

[Anonymous No.11964682]

God bless Bobendoug and their safe return home!

[Anonymous No.11964684]

>>11964664
Boing doesn't even roll out of bed for less than $1 billion.
And that is why they shouldn't even be given consideration.

[Anonymous No.11964685]

>>11964672
Which 4chan obviously doesn't have.

[Anonymous No.11964688]

>>11964656
They can't get live shots because of the blackout caused by the entry heat that they are talking about all the time. Maybe there will be recordings afterwards

[Anonymous No.11964687]

>>11964666
/pol/ here. We're particularly interested in space and Mars occupation. Mars will be a White-only planet... our final frontier.

[Anonymous No.11964689]

>>11964679
It'd be terrible

[Anonymous No.11964691]

>>11964651
NOTICE ME, ELON

[Anonymous No.11964693]

>>11964668
>gets confused by sun reflection on water
>emergency pitch +180°

[Anonymous No.11964695]

>no animation

[Anonymous No.11964698]

Do I watch the NASA or SpaceX stream? I assume the spacex one would be more up to date

[Anonymous No.11964700]

The capsule is reaching around 60.000 degrees celcius == 3500 fahrenkelvins

[Anonymous No.11964701]

>>11964687
Nah, Mars is going to be reserved for the descendants of Native Americans. Hence "the red planet."

[Anonymous No.11964702]

>>11964687
First human on Mars will probably be a black queer woman though...

[Anonymous No.11964704]

Hoping for nice video of the capsule with parachute

[Anonymous No.11964707]

>>11964685
If you believe everything you're told sure.

[Anonymous No.11964709]

>>11964698
They are basically the same

[Anonymous No.11964711]

>>11964680

[Anonymous No.11964713]

What a dissapointing streaming

[Anonymous No.11964715]

>>11964680
What do you expect they entered WW1 without having a standard for anything.

[Anonymous No.11964716]

>>11964698
SpaceX has better audio

[Anonymous No.11964718]

What are these shoes lmao

[Anonymous No.11964719]

>>11964681
I like this.

[Anonymous No.11964720]

>>11964693
Impossibru to pitch with the chutes deployed

[Anonymous No.11964721]

>>11964687
Racial hegemony on Mars will have to be earned with blood

[Anonymous No.11964722]

>>11964707
If you're talking about >>>/gif/, the sure. >>>/sci/ probably no.

[Anonymous No.11964723]

>>11964711
you will always be an amerimutt

[Anonymous No.11964724]

>>11964698
spacex is higher quality, 1080p.
nasa stream only 720p.

[Anonymous No.11964725]

>>11964702
>as if they would last a 6 month trip without suicide
nah

[Anonymous No.11964726]

THEY'RE ON FIRE

[Anonymous No.11964731]

>>11964718
>these are the people sending man into space
Fuck SpaceX, I'm a Boeing Bro now

[Anonymous No.11964732]

>>11964716
And doesn't have the Trump speech

[Anonymous No.11964734]

>>11964724
>spacex is higher quality
True
>, 1080p.
>nasa stream only 720p.
That's only a natural consequence

[Anonymous No.11964735]

>>11964720
This is what the software engineer in charge of that module actually thinks

[Anonymous No.11964736]

>>11964718
He looks like a barista desu

[Anonymous No.11964737]

>>11964711
Kinda ironic more or less

>>11964718
gotta look fly when live

[Anonymous No.11964738]

10 minutes

[Anonymous No.11964739]

blackout blackout

[Anonymous No.11964740]

>>11964680
Get your own Nazis or South African guys to run your space programs and then you can livestream things in meters or euros or whatever

[Anonymous No.11964741]

"Attitude" the way they're saying it refers to the ship's orientation, right?

[Anonymous No.11964743]

>>11964718
It’s called fashion sweaty

[Anonymous No.11964744]

>>11964718
the man probably bought those specifically to look fresh as fuck on stream today

[Anonymous No.11964746]

>a sticky for THIS
scitards....

[Anonymous No.11964748]

>>11964718
Tribal boots

[Anonymous No.11964750]

They don't have visual of the capsule?

[Anonymous No.11964752]

https://www.twitch.tv/nasa
>1 second latency

[Anonymous No.11964753]

Shieet no comm check response. We're fucked bros

[Anonymous No.11964756]

>>11964750
They are putting the final touches on the CGI.

[Anonymous No.11964758]

Commchecks positive,

WE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.11964759]

>>11964680

[Anonymous No.11964760]

NASA's C130 will have a video feed

[Anonymous No.11964761]

3.5 GEES

[Anonymous No.11964762]

Oh shit they lost contact

[Anonymous No.11964764]

>>11964735
No, it's physically real fucking hard to overpower the chutes with the RCS

[Anonymous No.11964766]

>>11964753
Second one is through

[Anonymous No.11964767]

>>11964741
yes, not altitude

[Anonymous No.11964768]

>>11964666
You have subscribed to stunning facts about the highly complex nitrox system! Did you know that Bob's and Doug's suits as well as the dragon capsule are getting ventilated with cooled nitrox, that is a mixture of Nitrogen and Oxygen, just as the air you breathe, in order to keep them comfortable? Before SpaceX brought this amazing piece of technology into spaceflight astronauts regularly died of heatstroke during reentry!

[Anonymous No.11964769]

>>11964687
Q predicted this

[Anonymous No.11964772]

>>11964750
They won't show it right now because of potential catastrophic failure.

[Anonymous No.11964771]

>>11964758
wait till the shutes deploy

[Anonymous No.11964773]

>>11964750
Soon. Camera isn't close enough.

[Anonymous No.11964774]

>>11964767
gotcha, thanks for the clarification

[Anonymous No.11964775]

HAHA YES THEY GOT THEM

[Anonymous No.11964776]

They did it... those crazy bastards, they did it!

[Anonymous No.11964777]

>>11964746
shut up cunt.

[Anonymous No.11964778]

>>11964660
this, give us a sign Gwynne

[Anonymous No.11964779]

5x5

[Anonymous No.11964781]

>>11964746
shut your jealous ass up boi

[Anonymous No.11964782]

THEY
ARE
STILL
ALIVE

[Anonymous No.11964783]

THEY MADE IT PAST THE BLACKOUT LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.11964784]

https://youtu.be/LWc2qS4tDPU?t=188

[Anonymous No.11964785]

>>11964758
still waiting for shoots deployed, then they are safe

[Anonymous No.11964789]

>>11964746
go away pseudosmarto

[Anonymous No.11964788]

bobendoug

[Anonymous No.11964791]

[Anonymous No.11964793]

HA GOTTEM
THEY REENTERED

[Anonymous No.11964794]

A fucking white dot

[Anonymous No.11964796]

>>11964761
>like a mild roller coaster
>Doug said it was like really riding the dragon(rough)

[Anonymous No.11964797]

is 3.5Gs tough? Like would a normal person be able to handle it?

[Anonymous No.11964798]

>>11964772
That makes for good entertainment, though.

[Anonymous No.11964799]

SHOW THE CAMERA FROM INSIDE THE CAPSULE YOU FUCKS

[Anonymous No.11964801]

>>11964711
Holy based, if pathetic worthless has-been eurotards ever want to go to space they'll have to bend their tiny testosterone starved brains to the breaking point to adopt our superior measurement system.
Obviously they'll still fail, and only crawl into space in time to witness the majesty of everything America will have already achieved decades before them. Americhads might even stop fucking and shooting guns long enough to remember that euro-peons exist and congratulate them for doing their very best.

[Anonymous No.11964803]

WTF WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALIENS

[Anonymous No.11964805]

>>11964797
it fast doe

[Anonymous No.11964807]

>WB-57
the Canberra bomber, cool

[Anonymous No.11964808]

nice bandicam bro

[Anonymous No.11964810]

if dubs the shoot wont deploy

[Anonymous No.11964813]

>>11964797
A normal person can handle that, it's tight, but you hit harder G's on most roller coasters

[Anonymous No.11964814]

BRACING CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11964815]

sighted!

[Anonymous No.11964817]

if dubs all goes well

[Anonymous No.11964818]

High altitude ULA snipers spotted

[Anonymous No.11964819]

>>11964801
>'imperial'? haff not herd of zat. nein

[Anonymous No.11964821]

inb4 China shoots it down

[Anonymous No.11964822]

looks burnt bros

[Anonymous No.11964823]

>>11964817
uh oh

[Anonymous No.11964824]

OH SHIT WE CAN SEE THEM

[Anonymous No.11964825]

HOLD BOYS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

[Anonymous No.11964826]

Will they repaint the capsule or change the armor ?

[Anonymous No.11964827]

>>11964822
as expected

[Anonymous No.11964830]

>>11964817
I hope it goes perfect

[Anonymous No.11964831]

>>11964826
Both

[Anonymous No.11964835]

>>11964819
>Comparing modern europeens to daddy Werner

[Anonymous No.11964837]

Bobendoug eating the last of the rations before they land

[Anonymous No.11964838]

CHUTES DEPLOYED

[Anonymous No.11964839]

OH NO THE CAPSULE IS BEING ATTACKED BY GIANT ALIEN JELLYFISH

[Anonymous No.11964842]

>2020
>This shitty camera quality

[Anonymous No.11964844]

success bros

[Anonymous No.11964845]

Full deployment!

[Anonymous No.11964846]

GET FUCKED BOING.

[Anonymous No.11964847]

MAIN PARACHUTE DEPLOYMENT CONFIRMED LET'S FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.11964848]

Imagine if they opened the pod and it was empty

[Anonymous No.11964849]

well, the capsule could still sink

[Anonymous No.11964850]

here's a joke:
2 americans enter atmosphere. splash

[Anonymous No.11964851]

glorious

[Anonymous No.11964853]

Where's the 4x time acceleration?

[Anonymous No.11964854]

goddamn nice, they are alive

[Anonymous No.11964855]

That's a beautiful sight ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.11964857]

>>11964838
>>11964844
>>11964845
>>11964846
>>11964847

[Anonymous No.11964859]

>>11964822
kek

[Anonymous No.11964860]

FUCK BOEING

[Anonymous No.11964861]

All four Chutes deployed.

[Anonymous No.11964862]

>lowres downlink
>use all your bandwidth to encode useless shit directly in the video instead of just sending some bytes of text to reconstruct later on the client
Elon, why?

[Anonymous No.11964863]

Why isn't the crew saying anything?

[Anonymous No.11964864]

>>11964848
full of piss jugs and a shopping list

[Anonymous No.11964865]

how long were they actually up there?

[Anonymous No.11964867]

>>11964842
I know right?

[Anonymous No.11964868]

>>11964863
aren't you listening to the comms?

[Anonymous No.11964869]

Baseduzbros... we got too cocky....

[Anonymous No.11964870]

why don't they try to catch it like the fairings?

[Anonymous No.11964872]

Where were you when the first commercial human space flight landed safely?

>>11964796
>>like a mild roller coaster
Yeah but for a bit longer

>>11964797
Depends what you mean by normal, fat fucks and people with bad cardio should probably avoid it.

[Anonymous No.11964871]

>>11964860
>>11964857

[Anonymous No.11964873]

>>11964865
just over 2 months

[Anonymous No.11964875]

LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.11964876]

>>11964863
they're doing callouts, are you not listening?

[Anonymous No.11964880]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.11964881]

God I hope TSLA stock hits 1600 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.11964882]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH
SPLASH

[Anonymous No.11964884]

YEEEEEAAAAAAHH

[Anonymous No.11964886]

Shouldn't it be the controllers saying "brace for splashdown", and not the astronauts themselves? The guy sounds like an amateur.

[Anonymous No.11964889]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.11964890]

BOING ETERNALLY BTFO

[Anonymous No.11964892]

ok that was fucking cool

[Anonymous No.11964893]

SPLASHDOWN CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11964894]

Thanks for flying SpaceX

BASED

[Anonymous No.11964895]

>Thanks for flying Spacex
FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.11964896]

are the spacemen ok?

[Anonymous No.11964897]

Will they go outside immediately or there’s shits to verify ?

[Anonymous No.11964898]

SPLASH DOWN BROS

[Anonymous No.11964899]

those falling chutes after the splashdown sure look pretty

[Anonymous No.11964901]

PIRATE SKIFF OFF THE PORT BOW, OPEN FIRE

[Anonymous No.11964903]

AAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11964904]

yes, yes, nice splashdown and all that, but could someone tell me more about that nitrox system? I didn't quite get what it does

[Anonymous No.11964905]

>>11964873
why so brief?
>it's already been two months
what in the fuck

[Anonymous No.11964906]

THEY MADE IT

Welcome back, guys.

[Anonymous No.11964907]

They done done it again boys.

[Anonymous No.11964909]

>>11964867
Touch down!!!


FUCK YEA AMERICA!

[Anonymous No.11964911]

I can't believe they're fucking dead

[Anonymous No.11964910]

SPACE DADS

[Anonymous No.11964912]

Old space btfo.
A single man will give us the ride to the moon.

[Anonymous No.11964913]

[Anonymous No.11964914]

>spacedaddies
shut the fuck up stacey

[Anonymous No.11964915]

OH NO NO BOINGBROS

[Anonymous No.11964916]

NOW BACK ON EARTH IS TIME FOR DOWNSPLASH, INTO SEA OF ETERNAL GLORY MY SPACESHIP CRASH

[Anonymous No.11964917]

>Americans CLAP when they splah
Wow

[Anonymous No.11964919]

BOEING AND ROSCOSMOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BOEING AND ROSCOSMOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BOEING AND ROSCOSMOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BOEING AND ROSCOSMOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.11964920]

Thank you, Elon. The progress that SpaceX is making is one of the few things that gives me any hope for the future these days.

[Anonymous No.11964921]

YOU GUYS DID IT AMERIBROS

[Anonymous No.11964922]

TIME TO BUY /BIZ/ BROS

[Anonymous No.11964924]

>Thanks for flying Spacex

[Anonymous No.11964925]

https://www.flightradar24.com/N3928H/251afcff
This guys gonna lose his license.
Incident report from 2018 where he high a light on runway

[Anonymous No.11964926]

>>11964909
kino shot

[Anonymous No.11964927]

imagine the smell when they pop it open haha

[Anonymous No.11964928]

that vehicle came from spess!

[Anonymous No.11964930]

one of the boats looks stuck.

[Anonymous No.11964932]

>>11964915
it's been a great journey, frens

[Anonymous No.11964933]

POV: Boeing HQ

[Anonymous No.11964934]

You think there are ayys on-board?

[Anonymous No.11964935]

>>11964897
They need to let the capsule cool off a bit

[Anonymous No.11964937]

Right into the ocean? What if they're attacked by sharks?

[Anonymous No.11964938]

>>11964911
>t. seething nigger

[Anonymous No.11964940]

https://youtu.be/Ps7xmW-9LXQ?t=45

PLAY THE FUCKING SONG MODS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.11964941]

>>11964925
HE'S FLYING STRAIGHT FOR THE CAPSULE

[Anonymous No.11964943]

>>11964937
it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.11964944]

>>11964933
fuck boeing, hope they shut down
>787, MAX and Starliner

[Anonymous No.11964945]

>>11964934
Just pissbottles and a plush dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.11964948]

>LEAVE BEZOS TO ME

[Anonymous No.11964952]

SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.11964953]

>>11964909

[Anonymous No.11964954]

>sniff test
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.11964955]

>>11964886
this! I was expecting the controller to give instructions all the time. But it was just quiet.

>uuuhhh, we're bracing for splashdown, I guess?
>copy
weird.

[Anonymous No.11964956]

>sniffer test

[Anonymous No.11964957]

>white people today vs black people today

[Anonymous No.11964958]

Bros I wanna fly SpaceX, can you become an astronaut if you're a fat fuck?

[Anonymous No.11964959]

>>11964933
Dont matter.
Taxpayers will pay for the bailout.

[Anonymous No.11964960]

>>11964909
thanks

[Anonymous No.11964962]

>sniffing test

[Anonymous No.11964963]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO BUY SPACEX's STOCKS

[Anonymous No.11964964]

BOEING ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.11964967]

>>11964927

[Anonymous No.11964968]

>>11964943
They're big guys.

[Anonymous No.11964970]

>>11964943
They're big guys

[Anonymous No.11964973]

Imagine being Boeing

[Anonymous No.11964972]

>sniffer test

[Anonymous No.11964974]

sniff, sniff hypergolic BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.11964975]

What does this face mean.

[Anonymous No.11964976]

>>11964968
uuuu

[Anonymous No.11964978]

My first 715 reply thread
FeelsGoodMan.jpg

[Anonymous No.11964979]

>>11964963
>he didn't buy when the heavy falcons landed
BRO???

[Anonymous No.11964980]

>>11964862
That's a nasa plane I think.

[Anonymous No.11964981]

>>11964938
I guess one can't make jokes anymore

[Anonymous No.11964982]

>>11964967
didn't they break the toilet and get piss everywhere on the way up?

[Anonymous No.11964983]

>>11964968
>>11964970
hivemind

[Anonymous No.11964984]

YUUU
ESS
AYYYYY!!!
I'd like to thank GOD, our PRESIDENT, the FLAG, and GEORGE WASHINGTON for this perfect flight of an AMERICAN capsule carrying AMERICAN astronauts on an AMERICAN rocket!

[Anonymous No.11964985]

Report: Feels good bros

[Anonymous No.11964986]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0azMOJ-h_o

[Anonymous No.11964988]

>>11964948
wasn't bezos supposed to be going to mars too?

[Anonymous No.11964989]

first splashdown since 1975

[Anonymous No.11964993]

>>11964973
>imagine being Virgin Galactic
>imagine being Blue Origin

[Anonymous No.11964994]

>>11964984
based

[Anonymous No.11964995]

Why does this feel so unplanned bros? You'd think their procedures and comms would be practised a hundred times over.

[Anonymous No.11964998]

[Anonymous No.11964999]

>>11964975
Dragon in blackface

[Anonymous No.11965000]

How will Bezos ever recover bros

[Anonymous No.11965003]

>>11964993
>the Virgin Galactic vs the ChadX

[Anonymous No.11965004]

America does it again. Russia blown the fuck up, China seething!

[Anonymous No.11965007]

GUYS
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1289997897723863040

[Anonymous No.11965009]

Did Benjamin and Derrick splashdown

[Anonymous No.11965011]

>>11964993
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.11965012]

>>11965004
And the guy doing it wasnt even american

[Anonymous No.11965013]

>>11964993
I like to imagine this is her after seeing me naked

[Anonymous No.11965014]

>>11964989
there was one in 86

[Anonymous No.11965016]

>>11964984
GODDAMN I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN

[Anonymous No.11965018]

>>11964927
They literally have to do a sniff test to check if any of the fuel or oxy is in the area lol

[Anonymous No.11965019]

Exact location of splashdown
https://www.flightradar24.com/N927NA/251ad1b0

[Anonymous No.11965021]

>>11965004
but one of the dude in the international space station is russian

[Anonymous No.11965022]

>>11965000
He will never, because his rockets can't be recovered

[Anonymous No.11965023]

the wb57 needs starlink yo

[Anonymous No.11965025]

>>11965007

[Anonymous No.11965024]

>>11965012
But he's an American citizen Anon.

[Anonymous No.11965027]

>>11965004
What does Trump have to do with SpaceX s accomplishments?

[Anonymous No.11965028]

[Anonymous No.11965029]

why are these cameras so SHIT

[Anonymous No.11965031]

>>11965003
kek, we need an edit of this

[Anonymous No.11965036]

>>11965007
why are these people so delusional

[Anonymous No.11965038]

that voice

[Anonymous No.11965040]

>american flag
>when the dude making all of this is south african
LMAO amerimutts

[Anonymous No.11965041]

>>11965029
Optimized for shit satellite connection/latency/bandwidth.

[Anonymous No.11965043]

>>11965021
And look at the piece of shit he's going to have to take a ride down in.

[Anonymous No.11965044]

are they talking to the devil?

[Anonymous No.11965046]

I think the radio is a smoker

[Anonymous No.11965045]

the glitching sound sounds like whispering and it's spooking me

[Anonymous No.11965048]

>>11965024
oh right

[Anonymous No.11965049]

>>11965022
based reply

[Anonymous No.11965051]

that is one terifying voice

[Anonymous No.11965052]

>>11965029
NASA

[Anonymous No.11965053]

Jesus fucking chrsit why is it so demonic sounding

[Anonymous No.11965054]

>>11965036
Typical white Americans.

[Anonymous No.11965055]

>>11965029
cause they're in the middle of the fucking ocean

[Anonymous No.11965057]

this woman is literally satan holy shit

[Anonymous No.11965058]

>>11965040
We are a nation of immigrants,no matter what /pol/cucks say

[Anonymous No.11965059]

OH NO DON'T OPEN THE CAPSULE BOBENDOUG SATAN IS OUTSIDE

[Anonymous No.11965061]

>>11965027
If you want to launch any rocket in the US you need his approval

[Anonymous No.11965063]

Why is the feed so low quality?

>tfw no 4k stream powered by Starlink yet

[Anonymous No.11965065]

>>11965053
We are getting invaded

[Anonymous No.11965066]

>Bob, quick, finish the rations before they open the hatch
>Pass the Tabasco Doug

[Anonymous No.11965067]

>>11965038
>This is not a dream... not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.

[Anonymous No.11965068]

Godfather works at the NASA now?

[Anonymous No.11965069]

>>11965029
Wait for starlink :^)

>>11965038
Sounds like the whisper voice synth that was on old macs (and at the beginning of Serial Experiments Lain episodes)

[Anonymous No.11965071]

>The absolute state of audio communications in the year of our Lord 2020

[Anonymous No.11965072]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1289997897723863040

[Anonymous No.11965074]

>they're literally doing a smelle check

[Anonymous No.11965076]

>>11965036
Those are bots

[Anonymous No.11965078]

>>11964958
Yes, but you need to buy two tickets.

[Anonymous No.11965079]

>>11965040
>Live in shithole country
>immigrate (LEGALLY) to the US
>become US citizen
>congratulations, you're now an American
the dude is ours, fuck off

[Anonymous No.11965081]

Bring out the pod sherpa

[Anonymous No.11965083]

>>11965036
Everything Trump says is bad, no mather what the content is.
The one below doesn't seem to be mocking him though.

[Anonymous No.11965088]

>>11965049
Baka Full Thrust. What are you doing on the drone ship? You still have your payload strapped to your head?

[Anonymous No.11965089]

>>11965029
Musk made Starlink just to have HQ livestreams of reentries.

[Anonymous No.11965091]

>>11965074
Kek
Ze Smelle Elon, ze smelllz

[Anonymous No.11965092]

>>11965029
Wait for the HD video to get processed once all of the cameras are back.

[Anonymous No.11965094]

>>11965036
They want to be angry at him but there's nothing negative to work with there, so the only available mockery is babytalk.

[Anonymous No.11965096]

[Anonymous No.11965098]

>>11965040
A South African who had all his greatest accomplishments happen here, its almost like we are the best country in earth with the most opportunities for exceptional people to succeed

[Anonymous No.11965102]

When they opening the hatch? 25 mins?

[Anonymous No.11965103]

SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA SOUTH AFRICA

[Anonymous No.11965104]

>>11963208
Did it make it?

[Anonymous No.11965105]

>>11965040
That's capitalism in work.

[Anonymous No.11965108]

>>11965003
more like
>galactic virgin

[Anonymous No.11965111]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1289999271664787463

[Anonymous No.11965113]

>>11965036
(((Krassenstein))) already commenting?

Twitter are such cucks, they ban the griefing Krassenstein bros and they just make a new account in one of their wife's name.

[Anonymous No.11965117]

>>11965079

[Anonymous No.11965118]

Even ULA is cheering. Bezos silent.

https://twitter.com/torybruno/status/1289999150893932544

[Anonymous No.11965120]

>>11965102
Once the Dragon is on the recovery ship

[Anonymous No.11965119]

>>11965104
yep

[Anonymous No.11965122]

ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN

>/trash/

[Anonymous No.11965125]

>>11965036
>people
those are bots programmed to take Trump's tweets and spit that back out like that

[Anonymous No.11965127]

>>11965104
Yup, currently being prepped for hoisting

[Anonymous No.11965128]

>>11965118
Bezos is a butthurt shithead

[Anonymous No.11965129]

>>11965036
they're just bots

[Anonymous No.11965131]

>Doug, did you remember to bring the flag with you?

[Anonymous No.11965133]

>>11965117
Huh, he has been american for as long as I have been alive.

[Anonymous No.11965136]

>>11965122
/g/ + /pol/, also /k/, /biz/, /out/ and /diy/ lurker

[Anonymous No.11965138]

>>11965131
>...Shit. We gotta go back, Bob.

[Anonymous No.11965139]

>>11965118
Based, this is a day for Americans

[Anonymous No.11965140]

>>11965036
>4-8 years of salt

[Anonymous No.11965141]

>>11965131
Why is it in plastic?

[Anonymous No.11965143]

>>11965131
It would be an even bigger flex to wait for crew-1 or crew-2 and still bring the flag home before boing

[Anonymous No.11965146]

post >yfw you actually assisted to this historical moment

[Anonymous No.11965147]

>>11965055
>gulf of mexico
>middle of fucking ocean
american education

[Anonymous No.11965149]

>>11965122
/40kg/ reporting

[Anonymous No.11965150]

>>11964880

I came here to post this scientific observation.

[Anonymous No.11965151]

>>11965140
1st reply is just stupidity, 2nd might be a bot or someone who thinks they're funny, the 3rd however is absolute insanity

[Anonymous No.11965152]

>>11965122
/fit/+/g/ lmao

[Anonymous No.11965153]

>>11965140
These people are the worst of humanity, fuck them.

[Anonymous No.11965154]

LAB PADRE BEST PADRE
LAB PADRE BEST PADRE
LAB PADRE BEST PADRE
LAB PADRE BEST PADRE

[Anonymous No.11965156]

>>11965143
i keked

[Anonymous No.11965157]

>>11965122
/pol/ reporting

[Anonymous No.11965158]

>>11965122
/k/ is here

[Anonymous No.11965159]

>crew egress, alson known as exit

[Anonymous No.11965160]

>>11965141
So Bob doesn't eat it.

[Anonymous No.11965161]

>>11965146
Yes I shitposted

[Anonymous No.11965162]

>>11965147
He means there is no cell service that far out to sea, you'd know this is you werent from a braindead non-country

[Anonymous No.11965165]

>>11965140
It's not their fault Anon, the MSM's highly successful 1940's-esque propaganda campaign has caused these people severe and permanent brain damage. They'll unfortunately live riddled with neuroses for the rest of their lives. My only hope is that one day they get the therapy they need to live normal lives again.

[Anonymous No.11965166]

>>11965159
>You, also known as a fag

[Anonymous No.11965167]

>>11965140
funny how the guy complaining about Trump's narcissism is clearly a narcissist himself

[Anonymous No.11965169]

>>11965036
Autism

[Anonymous No.11965170]

>>11965117
I thought US citizenship doesn't let you have more than 1 other citizenship?

[Anonymous No.11965171]

BLACKED dragon

[Anonymous No.11965173]

>>11965122
/a/, /v/, /sci/, /pol/, /jp/ and /d/ here!

[Anonymous No.11965175]

>>11965122
/tv/ here

[Anonymous No.11965176]

wtf was that trump boat

[Anonymous No.11965179]

>>11965122
/ic/ reporting

[Anonymous No.11965178]

>TRUMP

[Anonymous No.11965180]

>trump boat cruises by

[Anonymous No.11965181]

Private vessels? We got space pirates!

[Anonymous No.11965183]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.11965186]

TRUMP FLAG LMAOOOO

[Anonymous No.11965184]

AMERICA FIRST

[Anonymous No.11965185]

>>11965170
Nope, dual citizenship is tolerated by the US government.

[Anonymous No.11965187]

Fuck that Trump flag

[Anonymous No.11965188]

>>11965122
/v/ + /vg/ reporting

[Anonymous No.11965189]

[Anonymous No.11965191]

>>11965180

NEVER

FORGET

[Anonymous No.11965192]

TRUMP 2020 LET'S GO BABY

[Anonymous No.11965198]

That fucken Trump flag kek

[Anonymous No.11965199]

We got pirates.

[Anonymous No.11965200]

lmao, based Trump fag

[Anonymous No.11965202]

What the fuck Florida hicks in the landing site

[Anonymous No.11965204]

[Anonymous No.11965205]

>>11965117
Greatest African-American ever?

[Anonymous No.11965208]

locals just drove up to the dragon LOL got to love America

[Anonymous No.11965209]

based Americans can just drive their boats up to entry vehicles

[Anonymous No.11965214]

>>11965189
lmao great job anon
saved

[Anonymous No.11965216]

>>11965204
kino

[Anonymous No.11965217]

God I love america!

[Anonymous No.11965219]

Holy fucking shit, how retarded are these people?

[Anonymous No.11965220]

What's wrong with Americans?

[Anonymous No.11965221]

should've guessed dumb americans would start buzzing around there to get their 5 seconds of fame

[Anonymous No.11965222]

Can they even enforce keep out zones in water?

[Anonymous No.11965223]

Pirates could technically steal the capsule before it's recovered.
Elon-sama needs a PMC to protect his assets.

[Anonymous No.11965226]

>>11965205
Greatest African-American ever is white. Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.11965227]

Please shoot that trump boat down pls

[Anonymous No.11965228]

>jannies deleted the board roll call
I'm gonna say the fucking word lads

[Anonymous No.11965229]

>>11965189
pure american kino

[Anonymous No.11965232]

[Anonymous No.11965233]

>>11965222
don't believe so. international waters

[Anonymous No.11965237]

>>11965219
>>11965220
>>11965221

Stay absolutely assblasted, the jealousy is fucking palpable.

[Anonymous No.11965239]

>no footage whatsoever of the inside
>despite the fact we had a feed inside the capsule the whole time at take off and in transit
>but not on landing when extremely stable
Seems legit Murica. You’re fucking frauds. This whole thing is a sham and a joke.

[Anonymous No.11965240]

fucking florida m8

[Anonymous No.11965241]

Why didn't the military or coast guard drive the Trump boat away? Could have been a chicom agent with a RPG, or a ULA sniper

[Anonymous No.11965242]

>>11965170
You can have dual citizenship and will be recorded as having multiple nationalities, however the oath you take on becoming a US citizen requires you to vocally renounce loyalty to your original country of origin. Some countries where US citizens originate from though don't allow dual citizenship, for example if Chinese or Indian people become US citizens their home country will no longer recognize them legally.

[Anonymous No.11965244]

>>11965209
unreal

if you tried that with a soyuz touchdown in kazakshtan you'd get fucking oblitarated by a t72

[Anonymous No.11965246]

>>11965219
>Holy fucking shit, how retarded are these people?
>>11965220
>What's wrong with Americans?
>>11965202
>What the fuck Florida hicks in the landing site

seething freedom haters

[Anonymous No.11965251]

>>11965192
Wtf real !?

[Anonymous No.11965252]

>>11965204
democrats seething on twitter

[Anonymous No.11965253]

does anyone have any pictures or webms of reentry? I missed that

[Anonymous No.11965254]

>>11965189
Based. Shows the true power of freedom.

[Anonymous No.11965256]

>>11965219
>>11965219
>>11965221
>>11965227

EUROPEANS AND CHAPOS SEETHING!

[Anonymous No.11965255]

>>11965241
Those boats are seriously fast. Some of those center consoles can reach 100+mph

[Anonymous No.11965258]

>bob ate the ruskies food in orbit
>spent doug's money on extra food and bottles
>farts so much that it delays the rescue due to biogazard fumes

Bob simply doesn't give an orbiting fuck, what a Chad. Bet he will fuck the girl calling him daddy and grill some burgers afterwards

[Anonymous No.11965259]

>>11965219
>Holy fucking shit, why can't I be that free?

>>11965220
Absolutely nothing.

>>11965221
Retarded take. We've just shared the single greatest piece of live television in 2020. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.11965260]

>>11965241
They've definitively noted it for next time

[Anonymous No.11965261]

>>11965204
holy shit kino!

[Anonymous No.11965262]

>>11965239
Go put your tinfoil hat on or you might catch covid from 5g

[Anonymous No.11965263]

>>11965239
ssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure bro

[Anonymous No.11965264]

>>11965239
Well you can take your boat out from Pensacola and catch them in the act. Surely you wouldn't let that fraud pass, would you?

I mean, otherwise you look like a disingenuous, jealous idiot.

[Anonymous No.11965266]

bring back aircraft carrier group recovery assets, fucking moron trump boat

[Anonymous No.11965270]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_keMcnUX3WA

[Anonymous No.11965273]

>>11965239
how would that work exactly? We saw the damn thing fall out of the sky

[Anonymous No.11965275]

>>11965189
BASED FLORIDA MAN

[Anonymous No.11965276]

>Flight surgeon checking on Bobendoug
>Damn Bob, you gained 20 pounds

[Anonymous No.11965277]

>>11965185
>>11965242
ya, dual, as in 2. elon as 3 though

[Anonymous No.11965278]

>>11965266
SEEEEEEETHE HAHA!

[Anonymous No.11965279]

>>11965244

And that is exactly the reason why we are better than them.

[Anonymous No.11965281]

>>11965237
amerimutt leaders on their break from guzzling on israeli cum

[Anonymous No.11965282]

Holy kek the instantaneous seethe of pinkos and spacelet non American countries as soon as the 'stripes and a Trump flag show up.

[Anonymous No.11965283]

What did i miss?

[Anonymous No.11965286]

Holy fuck there is like 20 boats looking at this

[Anonymous No.11965287]

What the fuck are all those boats ? For the launch there was blackhawks and shit wtf

[Anonymous No.11965288]

>all those boats

[Anonymous No.11965289]

that's a lotta boats KEK

[Anonymous No.11965291]

>>11965239
They are literally dead like in that depressurized so yuz

[Anonymous No.11965292]

>>11963263
Because no one buys a fucking tower PC anymore other than gayming retards

[Anonymous No.11965294]

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT ALL THOSE OTHER SHIPS

[Anonymous No.11965295]

Holy fuck so many onlookers.

[Anonymous No.11965296]

>>11965283
Trump just got a new beautiful ad footage
>>11965204

[Anonymous No.11965298]

The seething is delicious

[Anonymous No.11965299]

>>11965273
>>11965264
>>11965262
>>11965263
Amazing how you aren’t actually addressing the fact that we got to see inside the capsule during all stages except now.

Please explain that.

[Anonymous No.11965300]

>>11965287
Retarded americans

[Anonymous No.11965301]

>>11965283
Capsule burned up on re-entry, astronaut bodies sinking to the bottom of the Gulf as we speak.

[Anonymous No.11965302]

>>11965289
45 years since the last ocean splashdown recovery gives you this kek

[Anonymous No.11965303]

[Anonymous No.11965304]

>>11965287
Civies

[Anonymous No.11965305]

>>11965204
>>11965209
>>11965192
>>11965189
>>11965183
NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS YOU CANT SUPPORT TRUMP NOOOOOOOOOOO ARREST THEM BUT ALSO DEFUND THE POLICE

[Anonymous No.11965306]

>>11965241
Serious security fail.

[Anonymous No.11965308]

>>11965289
>boated

[Anonymous No.11965310]

>>11965289
>>11965294

this is so fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.11965311]

>>11965277
It's not about the number of other countries you might have citizenship in, we don't give a shit about that as long as you swear to renounce your loyalty to those other countries. American citizenship is the only citizenship we give a shit about, because Americans are the only people in the world who matter.

[Anonymous No.11965312]

>>11965304
How do they know the safety distance ?

[Anonymous No.11965316]

[Anonymous No.11965317]

>>11965299
Amazing how you'll slink off and not say shit when they post the uninterrupted recording tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.11965318]

Third worlders triggered by freedom of navigation.

[Anonymous No.11965319]

Christ. They need a navy and military-enforced exclusion zone from now on

[Anonymous No.11965322]

>>11965305
it isn't really that close. these goddamn twitter retards

[Anonymous No.11965323]

>>11965299
Do not argue with these people. I've tried debating flat earthers and moon landing conspiracy theorists. It literally does not matter what you say they will never believe you.

[Anonymous No.11965325]

>>11965300
>Patriotic Americans are retarded

[Anonymous No.11965326]

>>11965299
>So what if they climb out of the capsule? That doesn't prove anything!

[Anonymous No.11965327]

Anyone else see that Dragon capsule roll out of the flak gun fire? Talk about float like a butterfly

[Anonymous No.11965328]

>dragon nest
>splashdown
americans really love their cool memewords

[Anonymous No.11965329]

>>11965319
Apollo etc landings used aircraft carriers

[Anonymous No.11965331]

>>11965204
Based

[Anonymous No.11965333]

>>11965325
Yes.

[Anonymous No.11965332]

>>11965294
The America I know would welcome onlookers as long as they kept a safe distance.
Keeping the location a secret doesn't have the same bravado.

[Anonymous No.11965334]

I am kind of shocked by this-I would think the area would be off limits and they would have military boats encircling the craft.

[Anonymous No.11965336]

>>11965310
I'd be doing the same thing if I were in Florida, and so would any other anon here with a boat.
Anyone saying they wouldn't is lying and is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.11965339]

>>11965319
Why?

[Anonymous No.11965340]

>>11965305
lmao all the S O Y oozing out of these comments

[Anonymous No.11965341]

>>11965312
They clearly don't.

[Anonymous No.11965343]

>>11965305
>and it's a political one

[Anonymous No.11965342]

>>11965319
okay bootlicker

[Anonymous No.11965344]

>>11965149
get that sjw shit outta here

[Anonymous No.11965345]

>>11965312
guess they might just be responsible, or they have someone shouting commands at them

[Anonymous No.11965346]

>>11965333
>seething europoor

[Anonymous No.11965349]

How come in the Apollo era they didn't hoist the capsule onto a ship before opening the hatch?

[Anonymous No.11965348]

Look at all those birthday fishing trips. Shut it down

[Anonymous No.11965350]

It's the floridamen

[Anonymous No.11965351]

[Anonymous No.11965353]

https://twitter.com/Peter_J_Beck/status/1290003493298696192

[Anonymous No.11965354]

>>11965325
generation Z isn't patriotic
you're fucked

[Anonymous No.11965355]

>>11965292
kek. Shill retard

[Anonymous No.11965356]

How the fuck is this even permitted? The military should sink any unidentified boats on the spot.

[Anonymous No.11965357]

>>11965334
international waters
but probably bring the coast guard with them next time, yeah

[Anonymous No.11965358]

>>11965310
I fucking love this country

[Anonymous No.11965359]

>>11965305
look at all these bootlickers

[Anonymous No.11965360]

Shoot those retards off the water why are they even there?

[Anonymous No.11965361]

>>11965322
Yeah it's just the perspective see >>11965303

[Anonymous No.11965363]

A GUY JUST DROWNED HIMSELF WTF

[Anonymous No.11965364]

>>11965305
>Doesn't know telephoto lenses fuck up distances

[Anonymous No.11965367]

They don't set an exclusion zone around the capsule landing zone?

[Anonymous No.11965368]

>>11965326
Of course it doesn’t you fucking retard. They could show a camera outside and inside, the whole time and id believe it. The fact they aren’t showing anything inside is suspicious.

>>11965323
Honestly they’re fucking morons.

>>11965317
>tomorrow
>can transmit live feed during re-entry but somehow can’t transmit on landing
Seems legit lad

[Anonymous No.11965369]

Really wholesome. Americans heroes welcomed by the American people. If only they passed them beers and cigars

[Anonymous No.11965370]

>jump to the green liquid

[Anonymous No.11965371]

>>11965299
just wait for the full HD version to be posted soon, retard

[Anonymous No.11965372]

>>11965305
>major range safety violation gong on here. And it is a political one too!

[Anonymous No.11965373]

>>11965367
naval law is wacked. They should just shoot at them though

[Anonymous No.11965374]

What if the Chinese navy shows up and grabs the capsule toot toot

[Anonymous No.11965375]

>>11965360
Moral support, you got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.11965377]

spacex is gonna get in trouble for this one

[Anonymous No.11965378]

>somebody raised the trump flag
>suddenly lots of seething
Kek not even a drumpfag but this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.11965379]

>>11965360
To see the Dragon. What the fuck is wrong with you, shoot yourslef cunt.

[Anonymous No.11965381]

DRAGON ON THE BOAT

[Anonymous No.11965383]

>>11965367
they did
the boats just look closer to the ship than they really are because the camera is zoomed in so far that it messes with the perspective

[Anonymous No.11965385]

>>11965371
>herp derp wait for the edited posted version days after it happened instead of demanding the live feed we’ve had the entire time
You’re a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11965386]

LMAOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.11965387]

>>11965360
Big Mad

[Anonymous No.11965389]

>>11965368
>>tomorrow
>>can transmit live feed during re-entry but somehow can’t transmit on landing
>Seems legit lad
WTF, my phone can record when I'm going through this tunnel but my livestream cut off??

[Anonymous No.11965390]

>>11965377
Is SpaceX in charge of the oceanic recovery? I thought that was NASA's ball.

[Anonymous No.11965391]

>>11965378
everybody's mad
this is great

[Anonymous No.11965392]

[Anonymous No.11965394]

>>11965373
Fuck you kys, boaters have the right to be there, the area was never shut down and they backed off when asked to. Neck yourself you idiot.

[Anonymous No.11965393]

>>11965305
If it was a Biden 2020 flag these fags would be screaming

[Anonymous No.11965397]

Kek they’re fleeing the scene

[Anonymous No.11965398]

>>11965378
can't wait for the
>I fucking love soince!
types to start posting #cancelNASA

[Anonymous No.11965399]

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO BE OUTSIDE IF YOU'RE BURNING DOWN CITIES FOR BLACK PEOPLE
absolutely shitter shattered

[Anonymous No.11965401]

>>11965393
No way anyone cares enough about Biden to do that tho.

[Anonymous No.11965404]

lmao the recovery boat hauling ass outta there

[Anonymous No.11965407]

>>11965319
Seethe harder biden

[Anonymous No.11965408]

>>11965393
Americans need to fuck off with their politics right now

[Anonymous No.11965409]

>>11965381
those boats tho

[Anonymous No.11965410]

> parade home
HOW CAN PEOPLES BE SO BASED

[Anonymous No.11965412]

>>11965393
Impossible, anyone in possession of that flag could not be out in the water in a boat because they are too busy arguing on twitter

[Anonymous No.11965413]

>>11965389
>can transmit on launch
>can transmit in orbit
>can transmit on departure
>can transmit on re-entry
>wtf can’t transmit on landing
Fuck off fag you’re fooling no one

[Anonymous No.11965416]

>the private boats are chasing them
KEK

[Anonymous No.11965418]

Trump 2020

[Anonymous No.11965419]

>all those boats following the barge

[Anonymous No.11965420]

WE GOT A CONVOY, BOYS

[Anonymous No.11965422]

about to pass 1000 posts and the mission is a success.

It's a damn good day.

[Anonymous No.11965423]

>smooth as a tesla

[Anonymous No.11965424]

>>11965367
>What is perspective

[Anonymous No.11965425]

Are they still inside?

[Anonymous No.11965427]

>smooth as a tesla

[Anonymous No.11965432]

>>11965253
please respond

[Anonymous No.11965434]

ahhh fug I gotta go wageslave

[Anonymous No.11965436]

YOOOOOOO THAT WAS CRAZY

[Anonymous No.11965437]

>>11965425
they forgot the can opener so they can't get out until the boat reaches land

[Anonymous No.11965438]

>>11965389
the capsule reaches an extremely high temp on reentry which heats up the metal and creates and EM field. This disrupts all comms.

[Anonymous No.11965439]

>>11965427
fucking product placement when I least expected it, lmao

[Anonymous No.11965440]

>>11965425
It's no longer them...

[Anonymous No.11965441]

>>11965305
>Welsh remainer cuck

[Anonymous No.11965442]

>>11965319
Sure, with a private army, as it's a private flight

[Anonymous No.11965443]

[Anonymous No.11965444]

>smooth as a tesla

[Anonymous No.11965445]

THE OPENING IT BOIS

[Anonymous No.11965447]

>>11965349

Personnel had priority. I would imagine that the memory of losing Liberty Bell was fresh in everyone's mind too. Don't wanna come all the way back from the Moon only to become a shark's lunch. Even the cameras which filmed Saturn V staging during Apollo 4 and 6 (and then fell to the sea afterwards) were equipped with anti-shark scent, and there were indeed sharks a time or two.

[Anonymous No.11965450]

how the fuck can they stream from ISS in 4k but from a boat just off the coast of florida they can only do potato cam

[Anonymous No.11965451]

Why can't they get better cameras?
Why can't they get better connections?

[Anonymous No.11965452]

>>11965427
good joke, hope she is cute

[Anonymous No.11965453]

OH NO, SPACE HAS FUSED THEM INTO ONE CREATURE
NOW THEY HAVE ACTUALLY BECOME THE BOBNDOUG

[Anonymous No.11965454]

Trump 2090

[Anonymous No.11965457]

>>11965432
there was no footage of reentry. video started when the drogues deployed

[Anonymous No.11965460]

>>11965439
That too a femoid.

[Anonymous No.11965461]

>Post yfw aliens jump out and this is first contact

[Anonymous No.11965464]

>>11965453
Does that mean they get to share wives?

[Anonymous No.11965465]

Is it me or stream quality is increasing?

[Anonymous No.11965466]

Door stuck.

[Anonymous No.11965467]

>Private citizens go to welcome home astronauts returned by private company
>NOO YOU MUST LICK BOOTS, ONLY THE TRANNY STATE IS IN CHARGE NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.11965468]

>>11965451
They can't stage it if it is in HD. The trump flag is to distract the normies

[Anonymous No.11965470]

>>11965422
Wait until the sticky is gone

[Anonymous No.11965473]

>>11965450
Starlink isn't operational, they could stream 8K through that

[Anonymous No.11965474]

>>11965461
I'd start jerking off

[Anonymous No.11965475]

>>11965452
She's that same bitch along with that guy in HQ

[Anonymous No.11965478]

No ninjas on the boat ?

[Anonymous No.11965479]

>>11965465
It's unstoppable

[Anonymous No.11965483]

Got downvoted to oblivion, called a fucking racist and permabanned from r/SpaceX for saying I liked the Trump flag. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.11965484]

>>11965467
People are just mad that it’s TRUMP2020 signs and not BLACK LIVES MATTER

[Anonymous No.11965485]

>>11965464
They're astronauts too, so maybe they travel together and fuse too, so it's back to a twosome

[Anonymous No.11965487]

>>11965423
looked like a newfangled Dalek to me

[Anonymous No.11965488]

>additional air sampling
IMAGINE
THE
SMELL

[Anonymous No.11965490]

>>11965425
It was made to be closed, not to be opened.

[Anonymous No.11965492]

Bob too fat now to fit through the hatch

[Anonymous No.11965493]

>>11965465
they just stopped moving and the water being washed out is easier on the bitrate

[Anonymous No.11965496]

>>11965465
yep much better. Getting closer to land

[Anonymous No.11965497]

>>11965461
>Bob and Doug were aliens the whole time

[Anonymous No.11965498]

>>11965488
Sniff some shell gasoline and it will be about the same.

[Anonymous No.11965499]

>>11965392
Wonder if they intentionally went for the cylon look when scorched or not.

[Anonymous No.11965500]

>>11965485
based

[Anonymous No.11965501]

>Only job is to carry the tool to open the hatch
>Forget the tool

[Anonymous No.11965502]

>>11965483
It's reddit, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.11965503]

SNIFF SNIFF SNOOOOF

[Anonymous No.11965504]

>>11965483
What did you expect

[Anonymous No.11965506]

Add international waters to things that trigger leftists

[Anonymous No.11965507]

>>11965492
What’s the origin of that meme ?

[Anonymous No.11965508]

>>11965450
ISS is a technological marvel, most complex and expensive thing mankind has ever constructed
boat is a boat

[Anonymous No.11965509]

OPEN

[Anonymous No.11965510]

bobndoug out when?

[Anonymous No.11965511]

>>11965425
yes anon, they can never come out, they have to stay in there... forever

[Anonymous No.11965513]

FBI OPEN UP

[Anonymous No.11965514]

>>11965474
Based ayy fucker

[Anonymous No.11965515]

>>11965422
yep. My first thread that has a reached 1000 replies.

[Anonymous No.11965517]

Odds of sudden, tragic, and kino fuel fire engulfing entire capsule?

[Anonymous No.11965519]

>>11965510
Whenever they make sure whatever is leaking nitrous propellant has stopped.

[Anonymous No.11965520]

>>11965515
Here's some gold, stranger! Happy cake day too!

[Anonymous No.11965521]

>>11965507
After the initial launch they were talking about the amount of food onboard or something, and it sounded like the crew was knocking back huge amounts of food in a matter of hours

[Anonymous No.11965522]

>>11965483
Don't go there ever again

[Anonymous No.11965524]

>>11965510
door stuck

[Anonymous No.11965526]

>>11965461
they're carbonized

[Anonymous No.11965527]

>>11965275
>FLORIDA MAN
Is there anything he can't do?

[Anonymous No.11965529]

>>11965467
They shouldn't have been that close to the capsule

[Anonymous No.11965530]

HOES MAD
BUTT RADIATORS GOING SUPERCRITICAL
https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1290006128684748801

[Anonymous No.11965531]

>>11965483
it's reddit, are you actually surprised?

[Anonymous No.11965532]

>>11965510
>when you go out fishing with the boys

[Anonymous No.11965533]

>>11965483
Well, yeah, havn't you been paying attention?

[Anonymous No.11965534]

>>11965524
KEKE

[Anonymous No.11965537]

>>11965483
>on reddit
there's your problem

[Anonymous No.11965538]

>>11965520
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.11965540]

>>11965524

[Anonymous No.11965541]

>>11965524
he's putting WD-40

[Anonymous No.11965543]

>>11965530
>hullo man triggered
kek

[Anonymous No.11965550]

>>11965483

[Anonymous No.11965552]

>>11965530
>dude this political event is just like this book/movie

[Anonymous No.11965554]

>>11965530
For fucks sake Scott relax.

[Anonymous No.11965556]

>>11965541
this!

[Anonymous No.11965558]

>>11965517
100%

[Anonymous No.11965562]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePwO-1T7it4

[Anonymous No.11965564]

based retard boaters politicizing a cool moment

[Anonymous No.11965568]

>>11965530
>Guy who does cogent analysis of space events still seething buttmad over orange man.

I never understand how so many smart people in technical fields refuse to read the canon and fall for simple propaganda.

[Anonymous No.11965573]

>>11965530
What the hell did Obama do for NASA?

[Anonymous No.11965574]

Doug must need to take a spicy space shit.

[Anonymous No.11965578]

step bro, i'm stuck

[Anonymous No.11965580]

HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD......HOES MAD HOES MAD

[Anonymous No.11965582]

>>11965568
When people are smart they're just smart about their specific thing. Doesn't mean they're smart about everything.

[Anonymous No.11965586]

Ugh i gotta sleep but i wanna see bobandoug

[Anonymous No.11965587]

>>11965573
>we haven't launched an rocket from america in over 10 years
>this launch was because of Obama!

[Anonymous No.11965590]

WE'RE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS OF BUTTHURT!! Get behind the shielding before you receive a lethal dose of butthurt radiation

[Anonymous No.11965593]

UH OH SOMETHING ISN'T NOMINAL

ARE BOBNDOUG GONNA BE OK?

[Anonymous No.11965595]

>>11965483
well are you surprised?
stop using leftist websites lmao

[Anonymous No.11965596]

>>11965573
Cut their budget.

[Anonymous No.11965598]

>>11965573
cut funding

[Anonymous No.11965599]

>SOMEONE CALL ELON, THE SOUNDS COMING FROM INSIDE CAN'T BE HUMAN

[Anonymous No.11965605]

>>11965530
It was started in Bush's presidency, Obama just put a little more money into it.
Hell he even did a video on that

[Anonymous No.11965607]

>>11965573
Rejected socialism, embraced capitalism, and admitted that in order to be unstuck from its shithole the government has to accept the private market's gracious help. It would blast leftard's arses to admit that part.

[Anonymous No.11965610]

>>11965596
>>11965598
hivemind

[Anonymous No.11965612]

>>11965582
>>11965568
In order to get that far in a technical field, you have to drink the coolaid.
Otherwise you're stuck as an introvert junior tech for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.11965613]

>>11965593
It's been nearly an hour since splashdown, so they've resorted to the only remaining food on board - human flesh.

[Anonymous No.11965614]

>hurrrrrr turmpboat too close prosecute now

[Anonymous No.11965617]

>>11965593
space dads are tough bois

[Anonymous No.11965618]

>>11965530
lmao everyone is literally seething about that flag

[Anonymous No.11965619]

>>11965580

[Anonymous No.11965620]

>>11965530
He forgot the part where Obama was riding the coattails of Bush's Commercial Cargo program, OH NO NO NO.

[Anonymous No.11965623]

Ohh boy, they're bringing out the gas masks!

[Anonymous No.11965625]

>>11965530
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.11965626]

Stop spending money on wars and just spend everything on space shit, stop being greedy! I want my alien waifu and you are taking it away from me and I will never get it!

[Anonymous No.11965628]

>>11965605
>>11965607
And killed off previous government programs that were already billions in the hole. Lets not forget Orion.

[Anonymous No.11965629]

>>11965582
>>11965612

Yeah but you would think a smart person after studying one field would have good breadth and read the history of thought in general to understand the world around them. I don't know if there are political subversives in STEM that constantly poopoo philosophy or if it is just general apathy and illiteracy.

[Anonymous No.11965632]

Dinitrogen tetroxide REDDISH-BROWN GAS OR BROWN OR YELLOW LIQUID WITH PUNGENT ODOUR.

[Anonymous No.11965635]

>>11965607
You mean liberals? They're not leftist. I think you're mixing up what socialists and communists believe in. Obama was a neo-liberal, they're progressive capitalists. Actual leftists disliked Obama even more than Repooplicans.

[Anonymous No.11965636]

Who is Bobendug?

[Anonymous No.11965639]

>>11965573
Started commercial crew

[Anonymous No.11965640]

Bobandoug are breathing poisonous gas?!?!

[Anonymous No.11965641]

>>11965626
The ginormous defense budget ensures it's a monopolar world, which is much more peaceful than the alternative.

Also the budget is basically equal parts defense, medicare, social security, and everything else. So talk to the old people eating up all our money.

[Anonymous No.11965643]

>>11965626
This and also unironically.
Wars just make the earth more uninhabitable. Space funding makes the rest of the universe more inhabitable.

[Anonymous No.11965644]

>>11965632

[Anonymous No.11965645]

>>11965632
>YELLOW LIQUID WITH PUNGENT ODOUR
they did drink like 20 bottles of water since departing

[Anonymous No.11965646]

>>11965632
Contemplate the odoure.

[Anonymous No.11965648]

>>11965524

[Anonymous No.11965649]

beep boop
it's all staged

[Anonymous No.11965650]

>already 1 hour after splashdown
>toilet is in the ceiling, unusable in Earth's gravity
>bobndoug gets the shits

what do?

[Anonymous No.11965651]

>>11965632
IMAGINE THE SMELL

[Anonymous No.11965652]

Oh no, a U.S. citizen has a flag supporting the U.S. president. Arrest him and defund the police

[Anonymous No.11965654]

>>11965640
They breathe nitrogen and oxygen, leak is nitrogen and oxygen. Is no problem.

[Anonymous No.11965658]

>>11965648
KEK

[Anonymous No.11965661]

>>11965632
Imagine the smelle

[Anonymous No.11965662]

Can anyone explain to a brainlet what the fuck is going on right now?

[Anonymous No.11965664]

[Anonymous No.11965666]

is bobandoug being PURGED?

[Anonymous No.11965671]

>>11965648
>>11965524
what's with these shitty tiktok tier memes

[Anonymous No.11965672]

>>11965626
That's why Trump partially wants the Space Force. Since it's military it can be part of the absolutely immense military budget. It only got a few billion this year though.

[Anonymous No.11965674]

What the fuck is going on? The aircraft is toxic, yet there were people climbing all over it with no protective gear?

What a mess!

[Anonymous No.11965676]

>>11965632
UHH OHHH STINKY

[Anonymous No.11965677]

>>11965662
Rocket farts made the outside toxic. Turns out face masks don't do shit.

[Anonymous No.11965679]

>>11965629
If they did, they would't be making twitter posts about it.

[Anonymous No.11965678]

>>11965662
We're one spark away from complete capsule immolation.

[Anonymous No.11965680]

>>11965662

[Anonymous No.11965681]

>>11965648
fucking kek

>>11965671
newfag alert

[Anonymous No.11965685]

based boatfag falseflag accelerator

[Anonymous No.11965687]

Oh no, they are purging bobndoug!

[Anonymous No.11965688]

>>11965666
dafuck satan

[Anonymous No.11965692]

>>11965662
bobandoug farted

[Anonymous No.11965693]

>>11965671
Tik Tok? Are you retarded? That shit is from 2006 or something. God damn newfags, please go back to Plebbit.

[Anonymous No.11965696]

>>11965652
what kind of country "support" a president?

[Anonymous No.11965700]

>>11965635
>You mean liberals? They're not leftist
They're all leftards. Btw, want a chopper ride?

[Anonymous No.11965702]

>>11965643
The planet is already going to be uninhabitable, either spend more on flood control and adjusting (not just mitigating or trying to end) the effects of global warming, or get off the fucking planet.

[Anonymous No.11965704]

>>11965687

[Anonymous No.11965706]

Soyuz doesn't have this problem and is like 50 years old lmao

[ANONALOG No.11965709]

WILL YOU TAKE US TO MOUNT SPLASHDOWN ANON?

[Anonymous No.11965711]

>>11965674
>aircraft

[Anonymous No.11965713]

>>11965662
There's some leftover NTO residue outside the capsule, however to be maximally safe they're purging the space between the inner and outer pressure shells. It's probably unneeded but they aren't going to take any chances with BobnDoug's health.

[Anonymous No.11965716]

theyre deads, bois??

[Anonymous No.11965717]

>>11965674
The space behind the door is toxic

[Anonymous No.11965719]

>>11965648
my sides

[Anonymous No.11965720]

>>11965700
>internet tough guy

[Anonymous No.11965721]

>>11965652
>PLEASE ELON, I BEG YOU!

[Anonymous No.11965722]

>>11965662
They are detecting elevated levels of one of the toxic hypergolic fuels in the trunk section and are venting before opening hatch and letting doug take his welcome to earth shit

[Anonymous No.11965723]

why don't they just dump the fuel?

[Anonymous No.11965724]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.11965725]

>>11965648
fantastic anon

[Anonymous No.11965726]

1 minute!!!!!! BOBNDOUG HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11965727]

>>11965700
NASA is fully funded by the government. Nice whatever you believe in that's clearly wrong and I am right.

[Anonymous No.11965728]

PURGING NOW

[Anonymous No.11965730]

LAST MINUTE OF THE PURGE

ONLY 60 SECONDS UNTIL MURDER IS ILLEGAL AGAIN

[Anonymous No.11965733]

God it feels good bros.

[Anonymous No.11965734]

>>11965719
I can still hear this fucking picture

[Anonymous No.11965735]

[Anonymous No.11965737]

>>11965662

The spacecraft is venting a relatively small quantity of toxic fuel and they're bleeding it off before the astronauts come out, since they don't want anybody (least of all the astronauts) breathing it.

Also the cope, seethe and dilate ITT has been fucking delicious, although objectively I do understand the importance of not having a bunch of gawkers during a recovery. It is a big distraction for the crew, but entirely worth it in this case for the Trump video.

[Anonymous No.11965738]

>>11965696
>i think he did a good job with this particular issue
>WTF WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU BOOTLICKER WHY ARE YOU NOT REVOLTING AND ASKING FOR A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP LIKE THE REST OF US

[Anonymous No.11965741]

Does that smell like hydrazine too you?

[Anonymous No.11965744]

>>11965530
SpaceXCentric is based and redpilled
https://twitter.com/spaceXcentric/status/1290003330643574784/photo/1

[Anonymous No.11965746]

How did BOBNDOUG get out their sexual urges during the 2 month mission?

[Anonymous No.11965747]

>>11965733
there are black, asian and brown people working at the Nasa & Space X

[Anonymous No.11965748]

>>11965648
PLEASE

[Anonymous No.11965749]

>>11965706
What are they doing exactly ? Welding something ?

[Anonymous No.11965750]

>>11965733
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.11965752]

just open the fucking door

[Anonymous No.11965753]

>>11965696
INDIA. WE SUPPORT AND SHILL FOR OUR PRIME MINISTER.

[Anonymous No.11965754]

someone vandalize the wikipedia page to make it look as if the sole crew member was the enigmatic individual known only as 'bobndoug'

[Anonymous No.11965758]

>>11965735

[Anonymous No.11965760]

PRESIDENT BURGHULD B. BLUNPPPF IS PURGING BOBNDOUG AS WE SPEAK

[Anonymous No.11965762]

>>11965744
based

[Anonymous No.11965763]

>>11965733
disingenuous as fuck. People of all races work at SpaceX to make the process run smoothly

[Anonymous No.11965764]

>>11965746
If there were any virgins on the ISS before, there aren't now.

[Anonymous No.11965765]

>>11965746
Vacuum onaholes. Imagine the entire universe sucking you off.

[Anonymous No.11965766]

>>11965746
you don't want to know what they did to that porthole

[Anonymous No.11965768]

>>11965746
They didn't. Their essence will be deployed for Elon's top secret Martian ubermesch program shortly.

[Anonymous No.11965769]

>>11965737
The same shit happened during the Apollo landings, not to mention private boats and random Florida people finding and photographing spaceX equipment lying around as floatsam and not returning it.

[Anonymous No.11965772]

>>11965443

Excellent work. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.11965774]

just.. climb through the fumes, you're wearing space suits.

[Anonymous No.11965775]

F

[Anonymous No.11965776]

>>11965744
>>11965762
look at all the cucks seething in the replies lmao

[Anonymous No.11965779]

>>11965753
top 20 reasons why pakistan will NEVER beat india in a fight

[Anonymous No.11965780]

>>11965727
>NASA is fully funded by the government
Yes, and they explicitly have been mentioning time and time again that they want to NOT have only one government-directed supplier adn that they want the government to NOT be the only customer.
NASA has explicitly said that they want to tear down the statist monopsony-monopoly on space travel in the US.
NASA has explicitly said it wants to devolve statist intervention in space travel in its jurisdiction.
S E E T H E

[Anonymous No.11965781]

THE LAUNCH IS FAKE!
THE "ROCKET" WAS EMPTY!
THE REASON IT TAKES SO LONG TO GET BOBNDOUG OUT IS THAT THEY NEED TO ENTER IT FIRST THROUGH A SECRET HATCH BELOW THE CAPSULE.
HUMANS CAN'T SURVIVE IN SPACE!
WAKE UP!

[Anonymous No.11965783]

>>11965765
wouldn't it freeze-dry your peepee?

[Anonymous No.11965785]

>>11965763
>>11965747
Still voting Trump though.
His campaign promise to revitalize the US space program was a big deal to me.

[Anonymous No.11965788]

>>11965733
>gets canceled

[Anonymous No.11965787]

>>11965746
>pre-sleep activities

[Anonymous No.11965789]

>>11965774
but then it sticks to the spacesuits

[Anonymous No.11965791]

>>11965746
The leak isn't really hypergolic anything

[Anonymous No.11965792]

What did they asked them right now ?

[Anonymous No.11965794]

>>11965752
OPEN DA FACKIN DOORS

[Anonymous No.11965796]

WHICH NUMBER MIKE!?

[Anonymous No.11965799]

>>11965780
Cite your sources, faggot. Dude trust me lmao!

[ANONALOG No.11965802]

AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE INANIMATE CARBON ROD!

[Anonymous No.11965804]

>>11965768
Lmao this, SeedX

[Anonymous No.11965807]

just hold your breath lmao

[Anonymous No.11965809]

bros...........

[Anonymous No.11965810]

>>11965788
#SpaceTooWhite

[Anonymous No.11965811]

>>11965792
The BRAAAP was in a compartment between the outside and the cabin. Now they want Bobndoug to take an air sample inside the cabin.

[Anonymous No.11965812]

>>11965783
yes, and?

[Anonymous No.11965813]

>>11965785
Not a single president gives a fuck about space

[Anonymous No.11965815]

>>11965747
>>11965763
how many niggers or spics do you see in the capsule? zero.

[Anonymous No.11965817]

Do you see it too?

[Anonymous No.11965821]

>>11965765
>Imagine the entire universe sucking you off.
idk why but this just made me very hard anon

[Anonymous No.11965822]

Why don't they just open the door?

[Anonymous No.11965823]

Lmao just open the fucking door you stupid fags it’s not that hard unless of course you’re faking this and working it into a grand deception but you wouldn’t do that would you :))))

[ANONALOG No.11965827]

IT'S LIKE JAR LID

[Anonymous No.11965830]

ELON OPEN THE DOOOOOR

[Anonymous No.11965833]

>think they clear all the gasses but they missed some
>they finally open the door
>BobnDoug collapse to the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

[Anonymous No.11965835]

>>11965799
Did you watch the fucking stream?

[Anonymous No.11965836]

>>11965817
m-moon man?

[Anonymous No.11965837]

>>11965817
F.K.! On the capsule!

[Anonymous No.11965840]

>>11965823
>>11965823
>Lmao just open the fucking door you stupid fags it’s not that hard unless of course you’re faking this and working it into a grand deception but you wouldn’t do that would you :))))

[Anonymous No.11965843]

>>11965815
it's a race thing more an IQ thing

[Anonymous No.11965847]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1289997897723863040
>The replies

HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD, HOES MAD

[Anonymous No.11965848]

>>11965817
invisible lizard!

[Anonymous No.11965849]

>>11965811
How do they purge that shit ?

[Anonymous No.11965852]

>>11965529
They weren't that close. It's a perspective thing.

[Anonymous No.11965855]

>>11965813
Trump does. And that's a good thing.

[ANONALOG No.11965856]

ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE BOBDOUG

[Anonymous No.11965857]

>>11965830
Kek

[Anonymous No.11965859]

bobndoug are getting

P U R G E D
U
R
G
E
D

[Anonymous No.11965860]

BROS WHY DO THEY KEEP PURGING BOBNDOUG THEY DINDU NOTHING

[Anonymous No.11965861]

>>11965804
>XSeed
>SeedX
It all makes sense.

[Anonymous No.11965863]

>3ppm

[Anonymous No.11965866]

SAFETY FIRST

[Anonymous No.11965868]

>>11965835
What does that have anything to do with what you claimed?

[Anonymous No.11965873]

yep, as paranoid as the initial hatch opening when they first docked to the ISS

wait 30 mins more for hatch opening

[Anonymous No.11965874]

>>11965847
Social Media was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.11965876]

>>11965733
>implying

[Anonymous No.11965877]

>>11965863
Why take the risk? Dragon's comfy as hell. The healthier they stay, the longer they can be in their career of spaceflight.

[Anonymous No.11965878]

>Bob and Doug are both straight white men

How did SpaceX get away with it?

[Anonymous No.11965881]

Things are explosive obv you need to be careful Though they should be able to hook an N2 line up to purge the vehicle

[Anonymous No.11965882]

>>11965847
Oh boy this isn't going to be overblown and sensationalized for the next week and a half.
Remember when we used to have ticker tape parades?

[Anonymous No.11965883]

>>11965855
bless Trumpo.

[ANONALOG No.11965884]

GET TO THE MONEY!

[Anonymous No.11965886]

How are Bobndoug passing the time? Mobile games?

[Anonymous No.11965887]

>>11965817

[Anonymous No.11965888]

>>11965815
there's a nigger and a nip on crew-1

[Anonymous No.11965891]

>>11965746
Turns out microgravity makes getting an erection very difficult, so there wasn't any spacey-panky going on.

[Anonymous No.11965892]

>>11965794
makes me want to hack that gut right off, it looks like he is pregnant

[Anonymous No.11965893]

>>11965876

[Anonymous No.11965894]

>Open hatch
>Tentacle slithers out

[Anonymous No.11965895]

>>11965769

>a bunch of gawkers took their yachts for a joyride to the center of the Pacific

Where the earlier flights are concerned, there might have been some isolated instances, but nothing like what we saw today. Even your proposed hauls around the Caribbean would have been a chore, and with much less instantaneously-available information in the pre-internet era. Please let me know a single documented instance of a non-personnel gawker-ship within four klicks of any early splashdown.

[Anonymous No.11965896]

>>11965783
We can work around that.

[Anonymous No.11965898]

>>11965747
>>11965763
honorary whites

[Anonymous No.11965899]

>>11965868
Because they mentioned exactly that
>>11965799
But if you insist:
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/commleodevt_plan_6-7-19_final1.pdf

[Anonymous No.11965903]

>>11965812
ouch

[Anonymous No.11965902]

>>11965886
hard fucking

[Anonymous No.11965905]

>>11965886
MASTURBATION

[Anonymous No.11965906]

>>11965886
shitposting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.11965909]

>>11965891
WTF you can't fuck in space?

[Anonymous No.11965913]

>>11965886
Probably trying not to get shitfucked by gravity.

[Anonymous No.11965914]

>Dragon, SpaceX, for status check
>Go ahead
>Ok, we have a great white shark circling around the capsule, do you want us to kill it before extracting you or do you just want to get out of there ASAP?
>Just get us out, I've watched Jaws a thousand times.

[ANONALOG No.11965915]

>>11965894
ANON PLS
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!

[Anonymous No.11965916]

>>11965750
Kill yourself, faggot. /pol/ is the board with the most common sense

[Anonymous No.11965917]

>tfw Doug ate the dehydrated burrito before separation

[Anonymous No.11965920]

DOUG IS SO PATIENT. HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.11965921]

>>11965886
Probably talking to each other.

[Anonymous No.11965922]

>nice and comfy

[Anonymous No.11965923]

>>11965886
Posting in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.11965925]

>>11965894
>a Dragon pregnant with tentacles
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.11965927]

>>11965886
Probably fucking around with the computers, kinda like reading the shampoo bottle when you're taking a shit.

Should take some classic Batman comics for future missions.

[Anonymous No.11965929]

Why are there so many /pol/tards and Trump supporters itt? I thought people of higher intellect hang out in these parts of the web.

[Anonymous No.11965930]

>all these libtards bitching about video quality because they can’t identity the people flying a Trump flag

Honestly libtards deserve to die

[ANONALOG No.11965932]

GET THEM A PEPSI COLA STAT!

[Anonymous No.11965933]

>>11965899
None of that mentions whatever your delusional faggotry implied. They're still government funded and will remain a government agency. You need to take your pills and stop listening to the voices in your head.

[Anonymous No.11965934]

>>11965899
>LEO
Yeah, they sure want to give up their monopoly of "space".

[Anonymous No.11965935]

>>11965917

[Anonymous No.11965937]

>>11965920
they’ve been through worse, very professional dudes

[Anonymous No.11965938]

>>11965913
BASED

[Anonymous No.11965939]

Russians would have been eating steaks by now

[Anonymous No.11965940]

>>11965920
Years of "hurry up and wait" in the Marine Corps.

[Anonymous No.11965941]

>>11965886
>Bob, we're supposed to be going through the checklist
>hold on I just wanna post this Apu I drew

[Anonymous No.11965942]

>>11965920
that's what astronauts do most.
wait.
the ships are flown by computers anyway.

[Anonymous No.11965944]

>>11965895

Pic is relevant to this post. What the other anon is suggesting is that some Greatest Generation rich guys took their dinghys a long ways out for the express purpose of witnessing a splashdown. I could almost see it for the first Mercury flights (small, predictable sub orbital range), the rest, not so much.

[Anonymous No.11965947]

>>11965927
Lmao

[Anonymous No.11965946]

>>11965914
>We're gonna need a bigger capsule

[Anonymous No.11965949]

>>11965916
lol

[Anonymous No.11965951]

NETFLIX(r) CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.11965952]

>netflix
kek

[Anonymous No.11965953]

>>11965929

[Anonymous No.11965954]

>>11965941
I wonder if it saves their browser history?

[Anonymous No.11965956]

>netflix

[Anonymous No.11965957]

>>11965886
Reading the seething tweets

[Anonymous No.11965959]

>have Netflix available
>can’t display a feed inside the capsule
LMFAO OKAY YEAH SEEMS BELIEVABLE JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.11965960]

>>11965913
>>11965938
source?

[Anonymous No.11965961]

>they're watching random shit on Netflix

[Anonymous No.11965963]

>>11965929
Because aerospace is a much more right wing endeavor than most fields of science and engineering.

[Anonymous No.11965966]

>>11965942
Spam in a can.

[Anonymous No.11965967]

>wageslave 24/7 and cant enjoy netflix

[Anonymous No.11965968]

>>11965941
>on /pol/
Based.

[Anonymous No.11965970]

>>11965450
Have you ever been more than a mile offshore before? There is no longer cell coverage, wifi, anything like that. They are probably using some meme satellite uplink

[Anonymous No.11965972]

>>11965939
Unless they lost them in a lake and take they time because they think they're dead

[Anonymous No.11965974]

>>11965941
top kek

[Anonymous No.11965975]

>>11965929
You are allowed to like both Trump and SpaceX, don't be so prejudiced. Not everybody is a stereotype.
>inb4 you're shocked I'd say that
Exactly my point.

[Anonymous No.11965976]

>>11965929
Election tourists who mistakenly believe they're welcome everywhere on the site.

[Anonymous No.11965979]

>>11965951
Totally not an advertisement ;)

[Anonymous No.11965980]

what happens if I try to tip Trump with Brave's cryptos?
kek

[Anonymous No.11965981]

>fly extremely advanced spacecraft
>absolutely nothing to do but look at the numbers on the screen

The future is boring,

[ANONALOG No.11965984]

CRIME IS ILLEGAL

[Anonymous No.11965985]

What are they watching bros?

[Anonymous No.11965986]

>>11965929
The American left is so anti-science and anti-intellectualism it's kind of unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.11965988]

>>11965963
aerospace isn't left or right, it's leaning away from authoritarianism because it keeps on getting fucked up by governments

[Anonymous No.11965990]

What anime do you think they're watching right now on Netflix?

[ANONALOG No.11965989]

I AM JEALOUS OF THEIR SLEEP

[Anonymous No.11965992]

>>11965960
Chainsaw Man manga. It's fucking insane, go read it

[Anonymous No.11965994]

>>11965981
For now, until the advanced spacecraft arrives at interesting destinations.

[Anonymous No.11965995]

>>11965985
The feed from the cameras outside

[Anonymous No.11965996]

>>11965929
Man, what is it with leftoids and hard core prejudices?

[Anonymous No.11965997]

>>11965990
Only faggots watch anime

[Anonymous No.11965998]

>

[Anonymous No.11966003]

>>11965990
The new Transformers cartoon.

[Anonymous No.11966004]

>>11965934
>>11965933
seethe, faggot

[Anonymous No.11966006]

>>11965990
Castlevania probably

[Anonymous No.11966008]

>>11965986
this but the right

[Anonymous No.11966010]

>>11965985
Master and Commander

[Anonymous No.11966011]

>>11965988
Sure, but you get less commies in AE departments than other stem fields in my experience.

[Anonymous No.11966012]

>>11965929
Dilate.

[Anonymous No.11966013]

>>11965992
thanks

[ANONALOG No.11966014]

WHAT HAPPENS DURING A POST-SPACE CHECKUP?

[Anonymous No.11966016]

>>11965997
>implying bobndoug aren't gay for each other

[Anonymous No.11966018]

>>11965994
Then you’ll need trading guys to do the hvac and other colonies arrangements

[Anonymous No.11966020]

>>11966014
they check you for any space

[Anonymous No.11966021]

>>11965954
The UI is C++ and JavaScript so probably.

[Anonymous No.11966025]

>>11965985
netflix

[Anonymous No.11966026]

>>11965996
They think of them as truths, not stereotypes. It's pretty fucking ironic considering what they think their opponents believe.

[Anonymous No.11966028]

>>11965976
Ive been here since 2007 and I'm a right-wing voter and trump supporter

[Anonymous No.11966031]

>>11966004
Dude, they're giving up the kiddy pool and all you have to reply with is "seethe".
Get the fuck out of here. You don't even understand what the fuck you're posting.

[Anonymous No.11966029]

>>11966014
A LOT of genital touching.

[Anonymous No.11966032]

ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.11966033]

O P E N

[Anonymous No.11966034]

bobndoug likes it inside dragon so much he doesnt even want to go out anymore.

[Anonymous No.11966036]

>>11966014
Bob’s gonna have to get his stomach pumped.

[Anonymous No.11966040]

>>11966016
it's prison rules anon, they aren't gay on the outside

[Anonymous No.11966042]

FREE MY NIGGAS BOB AND DOUG

[Anonymous No.11966043]

>>11966031
Your tears are delicious

[Anonymous No.11966046]

THE HATCH IS OPEN!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11966048]

Jeez the hatch looks so fragile

[Anonymous No.11966050]

OPENING, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.11966052]

DOUG JUST PUNCHED SOMEONE

[Anonymous No.11966053]

>>11966034
I'd like to be inside dragon too if you know what I mean.
I mean I want to FUCK the capsule.

[Anonymous No.11966054]

>>11966014
they check your anus for the presence of holes

[Anonymous No.11966055]

>>11966043
Is that what you think it is? It's salty all right, but it's not tears.

[Anonymous No.11966057]

>>11966011
Explain the USSR

[Anonymous No.11966058]

>>11966006
>watching the nigger insert version

[Anonymous No.11966059]

>Is that the pizza guy Doug?
>No they're some sorts of ninjas
>Tell them to piss off then

[ANONALOG No.11966062]

SEND IN THE SPACE DOCTOR!

[Anonymous No.11966065]

It looks like a medieval knight's helmet with the hatch open.

[Anonymous No.11966066]

>>11966058
>implying Isaac isn't the best character on the show

[Anonymous No.11966068]

They need to put cake in front of the hatch to lure them out

[Anonymous No.11966070]

>>11966059

[Anonymous No.11966072]

what would be your first request as you exited the shuttle for the first time in 2 months?

[Anonymous No.11966073]

>>11966055
>leftard
>faggot
Checks out

[Anonymous No.11966075]

>>11966062
based swiss doctor

[Anonymous No.11966079]

>Doug clambers out
>he hungers
>he punches one of the staff out
>starts feeding on his neck
>the ship is lost

[Anonymous No.11966086]

>stretchers
BROS!?

[Anonymous No.11966087]

>>11966065
it does
>>11963208
WELCOME HOME SPACE DADDIES :D :D :D

[Anonymous No.11966088]

>>11966034
>>11966059
>Bobndoug refuse to leave the capsule and TLC makes a reality show about them living in the capsule together and the wacky hi-jinks that ensue.

[Anonymous No.11966091]

STRETCHER CONFIRMED

ARE THEY BOTH DEAD OR ONLY ONE??

[Anonymous No.11966093]

Reminder that Artemis-3 will have a black man and white woman going down to the Moon while a white man stays on Orion and watches.

[Anonymous No.11966094]

I'm old enough to remember people saying SpaceX would never make it.
Based African American got it done.

[ANONALOG No.11966095]

>>11966072
TAKE ME TO THE BURGER KING!

[Anonymous No.11966096]

>>11966070
that door looks really wobbly

[Anonymous No.11966097]

>>11966059
>pizza

[Anonymous No.11966098]

>>11966072
Please give me the braps

[Anonymous No.11966099]

Why aren't the capsule cameras providing us with a better view?

[Anonymous No.11966102]

>>11965888
You mean there are 4 astronauts on Crew-1.

[Anonymous No.11966103]

>>11966072
pusy

[Anonymous No.11966104]

bros...Doug didn't make it...he's too fat now

[Anonymous No.11966105]

Bobndoug needs a stretch so they brought a stretcher

[Anonymous No.11966106]

>>11966059

[Anonymous No.11966107]

Body bags confirmed.

Don't worry. This is just a normal procedure to ensure the safety of the crew.

[Anonymous No.11966109]

>>11965980
Its the same as sending it to a burn wallet. He will never verify and claim your $2

[Anonymous No.11966110]

>>11966091
Bob has consumed Doug.

[Anonymous No.11966112]

>>11966091
Anon, they have become one being.

[Anonymous No.11966113]

>>11966091
Just to get them comfy while they adjust to Earth gravity

[Anonymous No.11966114]

>>11966091
>>11966086

[ANONALOG No.11966116]

>>11966094
WHEN I'M A BILLIONAIRE I'M GOING TO MAKE SPACEXX!

[Anonymous No.11966118]

>>11966072
holding hands with my wife

[Anonymous No.11966119]

>>11966018
It's probably cheaper and safer to just train the already trained astronauts in HVAC and other colonial type things.


Starship though does ultimately open up this envrionment for the layman.

[Anonymous No.11966122]

>>11966065
Or those guys from Nausicaa

[Anonymous No.11966125]

>>11966072
see my wife and kids
if you mean before that, probably a shower and a good meal

[Anonymous No.11966127]

Man how hard can it be to exit a cabin thrice the size of a SUV

[Anonymous No.11966128]

>>11966102
yeah
one nigger, one nip, one wh*toid, and one hole

[Anonymous No.11966129]

>>11966072
lemme bust a nut

[ANONALOG No.11966130]

I DON'T SEE ANY DRAGONS...

[Anonymous No.11966132]

Tfw not a stemfag
I hate my life

[Anonymous No.11966134]

>>11966116
I'm going to make SpaceXXX

[Anonymous No.11966136]

BOOOOOOOOOB

[Anonymous No.11966138]

>>11966132
don't beat yourself up about it anon, it's not for everyone

[Anonymous No.11966139]

IS HE DEAD???

[Anonymous No.11966140]

>>11966122
> someone else saw it

[Anonymous No.11966142]

>>11966116
>not SpaceXXX with blackjack and hookers
in fact, forget the blackjack

[Anonymous No.11966143]

>>11966072
dubs

[Anonymous No.11966144]

Boeing would have made their exit so fast
SPACEX is such a shit!

[Anonymous No.11966145]

>>11966099
It's all covered in puke. One of the ruskies on the ISS poisoned them.

[Anonymous No.11966146]

IT'S A MALE!
CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD!

[Anonymous No.11966147]

>cutting away at an angle as Doug is on the stretcher
Really gets the noggin’ joggin’

[Anonymous No.11966148]

BOB IS OUT

I REPEAT

BOB IS OUT

[Anonymous No.11966150]

imagine gravity forcing diarrhea

[Anonymous No.11966152]

We all know why they're taking long to get them out. This is it.

[Anonymous No.11966151]

>>11966072
I would ask G to make me a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.11966157]

is the capsule reusable?

[Anonymous No.11966158]

Tactical camera angle change eh.

[Anonymous No.11966159]

Imagine if the helicopter they fly back in crashes now.

[Anonymous No.11966161]

>>11966138
I swear dude. If I had been more disciplined... Jesus Christ
Tired of feeling like a brainlet because shit at maths and other sci stuff

[Anonymous No.11966167]

he ok

[Anonymous No.11966168]

BOB IS THE BATTLE ROYALE WINNER
DOUG IS NO MORE

[Anonymous No.11966170]

>>11966144
Boeing would have made their exit 80k ft above the sea

[Anonymous No.11966175]

>>11966157
Yeah, they're supposed to use it on the next flight.

[Anonymous No.11966176]

Why isn’t there a view of inside they had a view the whole time except for now, which is arguably the most important time what the fuck why don’t they turn on the camera?

[ANONALOG No.11966177]

WHAT IF THEY HAVE A SPACE VIRUS ANON?

[Anonymous No.11966179]

>>11966073
And what would you know about my politics? Do you even read? It says there in the paper, opening up Low Earth Orbit. That's the kiddy pool, that's not space.
That's tourist trips with Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos. If that's the glorious future you envision for humanity, I fucking pity you.

[Anonymous No.11966178]

Bob is out!

[Anonymous No.11966182]

>>11966159
ULA snipers never miss

[Anonymous No.11966183]

>>11966151
No.

[Anonymous No.11966186]

Sniff

[Anonymous No.11966187]

>>11966157
Yes, they'll be reusing it for the mission after next one if I'm not mistaken

[Anonymous No.11966188]

>Soyuz can carry 3 dudes
>Dr*gon only 2
Are you even trying?

[Anonymous No.11966189]

>>11966167
He moved his arms, so at worst he's undead.

[Anonymous No.11966190]

>>11966157
Yes.

[Anonymous No.11966191]

Will they also get out the alien strippers that they put on board from Area 51 for Bob and Doug?

[Anonymous No.11966192]

>>11966127
Microgravity causes muscle atrophy.

[Anonymous No.11966195]

>>11966188
Dragon can carry 6 I think.

[Anonymous No.11966196]

>>11966070

[Anonymous No.11966197]

>sniff

[Anonymous No.11966199]

>O-oh my god! There's so much blood everywhere! Where the fuck is Doug!?

[Anonymous No.11966203]

[Anonymous No.11966204]

>>11966177
back during apollo 11 they actually thought this was a thing and quarantined them for like 2 weeks because of it lol

[Anonymous No.11966205]

>>11966188
For the first flight they went with the smallest possible crew, which is 2, however the maximum crew capacity is 7.

[Anonymous No.11966206]

>>11966188
Dragon can carry 7 people comfortably. They tried 2 this first time.

[Anonymous No.11966207]

>>11966188
dragon can carry 4

[Anonymous No.11966208]

>>11966188
It can carry 7.

[Anonymous No.11966209]

Can they even open the hatch from inside?

[Anonymous No.11966210]

Are they rolling on something or the ninjas just lift them up ?

[Anonymous No.11966212]

>>11966195
7,but only 4 for NASA missions

[Anonymous No.11966217]

>>11966188
Blyat

[Anonymous No.11966219]

Gravity isn't so bad guys.

[Anonymous No.11966223]

When will Citizen be able to go to space?

[Anonymous No.11966224]

Can I go back doing my shit or Elon will talk etc... ???

[Anonymous No.11966225]

>>11966196
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.11966227]

You lose a shit ton of calcium/bone density over the first week of being in a microgravity environment. They can mitigate this with exercise but it's not the same as having gravity hanging your meatsack body over the skeleton inside of you.

So they can't really walk yet. Especially after going through such a flight and splashing down in the gulf.

[Anonymous No.11966226]

>>11966209
I'd imagine so, it opens outward so they've obviously learned from that first Apollo capsule issue.

[Anonymous No.11966230]

based Bobndoug
what a ride, thanks for having us over /sci/

[Anonymous No.11966231]

Elon broke out the drinks!

[ANONALOG No.11966233]

>>11966219
GRAVITY IS ALWAYS PUTTING ME DOWN ANON!

[Anonymous No.11966235]

>champagne
wtf

[Anonymous No.11966236]

CHAMPAGNE TIME BITCHES.

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

[Anonymous No.11966237]

musk & shotwell have left the building

[Anonymous No.11966241]

>>11966223
In your lifetime, provided we don't nuclear holocaust ourselves. Make sure to eat right and stay healthy

[Anonymous No.11966242]

GET FUCKED BOING

[Anonymous No.11966243]

>>11966219
gavity is spook

[Anonymous No.11966244]

>>11966236
Whisky since the splashdown.

[Anonymous No.11966246]

>>11966219
Fuck earther and fuck b*lters.

[Anonymous No.11966247]

>>11966227
The suborbital Mercury and some Gemini missions were short enough that the pilot can climb out of the capsule himself.

[Anonymous No.11966249]

>>11965929

[Anonymous No.11966250]

>>11966236
Water.

[Anonymous No.11966253]

>>11966196
Here's Doug

[Anonymous No.11966256]

cute

[Anonymous No.11966257]

>>11966223
the fuck bobdoug are?

[Anonymous No.11966258]

bitch stfu

[ANONALOG No.11966259]

SHE'S KINDA CRYING ANON

[Anonymous No.11966260]

She is crying and it is going to make me cry

[Anonymous No.11966262]

NIP ASTRONAUT CROSS-OVER EPISODE CONFIRMED IN SEPTEMBER

[Anonymous No.11966263]

crying ;_;

[Anonymous No.11966264]

>>11965938
>>11965913

[Anonymous No.11966265]

I want to cuddle her after crying...:(

[Anonymous No.11966266]

[Anonymous No.11966267]

>>11966132
>>11966138
>>11966161
How do I become a STEMfag?
Can I become a STEMfag?

[Anonymous No.11966268]

>>11966256
plz do'nt defund us, prrease understand.

[Anonymous No.11966269]

Damn shes crying from joy LMAO. Then again, I'd be happy too if I was at the company. Its historic moment for them.

[Anonymous No.11966271]

Why is she crying? holycringe

[Anonymous No.11966272]

>going for the reddit moment

jfc, are all these spacex women just in it for the clout?

[ANONALOG No.11966274]

SO AMERICAN

[Anonymous No.11966275]

>>11966246
ftfy

[Anonymous No.11966276]

>>11966260
>>11966259
why is she crying

[Anonymous No.11966277]

>>11966256
what's her onlyfans

[Anonymous No.11966278]

>tfw no spacex gf

[Anonymous No.11966279]

>>11966267
I believe in you. I always will.

[Anonymous No.11966280]

now that our journey is over, what does /sci/ plan to do now?

[Anonymous No.11966282]

>>11966265
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>OH MY GOD THAAAAANK YOU

[Anonymous No.11966283]

>>11966271
>autism
You wouldn't get it.

[Anonymous No.11966285]

>>11966266
She got fired for this right?

[Anonymous No.11966287]

Such a sweet woman workin for spacex, she was tearin up out of pride. God bless

[Anonymous No.11966286]

>>11966265
she is so hot bros

[Anonymous No.11966288]

>>11966258
>>11966259
>>11966260
It sounded fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.11966289]

>>11966276
USA. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.11966290]

Wish she was crying as I slammed my cock down her throat before cumming down her gut and out her ass

[ANONALOG No.11966291]

>>11966276
SHE MISSES SPACE

[Anonymous No.11966293]

fake crying for a trillionaire yikes

[Anonymous No.11966294]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.11966295]

>>11966266
Did that bitch really just put a satellite dish on a balcony?

[Anonymous No.11966296]

I cry errytiem

[Anonymous No.11966297]

>>11966265
what's her name?

[Anonymous No.11966301]

well that was shit

[Anonymous No.11966302]

>>11966256
>>11966265
>tfw no NASA qt
>>11966275
High IQ detected.

[Anonymous No.11966303]

Cool shirt, dude

[Anonymous No.11966304]

>>11966288
Seethe and cope Yuri/Chang

[Anonymous No.11966306]

>>11963208
>and then it sank to he bottom of the ocean so that Musk could save them with his submarine
>the crew really hoped that they would be killed on impact so that they didn't have to live with the indignity of being saved by Musk's pedo submarine or having to use a fucking iPad while (pretending) to navigate in space

[Anonymous No.11966308]

>>11966294
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

[Anonymous No.11966311]

I'm not sure. The way Kate Tice keeps calling them 'daddies' and being so emotional about them returning. It makes me believe she might've had a sexual relationship with one of them.

It must be Bob, Daddy Bob.

[Anonymous No.11966312]

>>11966285
yes, nda

[Anonymous No.11966313]

>>11966276
because anon that's what you call a woman
its a feature not a bug

[Anonymous No.11966314]

>>11966276
>>11966271
These missions take SO many people and take SO much time. Plus she said it: "Returning this capability to America"

Think about what that really means.

>t. JPL guy whose missions are usually close to a decade long process. (if not more)

[Anonymous No.11966315]

>>11966269
>>11966276
Because her only job is reading twitter and its all just seething over trump flags. Its scaring her.

[Anonymous No.11966317]

>>11966297
Riley Reid

[Anonymous No.11966319]

>>11966312
Shame. She cute.

[Anonymous No.11966321]

SHE HAS AUTISM PLEASE UNDERSTAND BRO

[Anonymous No.11966324]

>>11966302
She's a SpaceX cutie. The bald freak is the NASA one.

[Anonymous No.11966325]

>>11966285
>get beta hardware
>make unboxing video
For all the brains she has,she is not very smart.

[Anonymous No.11966326]

>>11966267
>How do I become a STEMfag?
If you're rich or living in Europe enroll to an UNI
If you're poor free MIT MOOCS

[Anonymous No.11966327]

>>11966279
>24, going on 25
>Feels like I'm going nowhere fast

[Anonymous No.11966328]

>>11966280
Buy SPCE and BA

[Anonymous No.11966330]

>>11966276
wait, youre not kneeling and crying right now.!

[Anonymous No.11966332]

yay us

[Anonymous No.11966336]

>>11966297
Kate Tice.

[Anonymous No.11966338]

>>11966324
no one the bald due seemed more competent and smarter

[Anonymous No.11966339]

Woman crying again...

[Anonymous No.11966340]

>>11966328
and NFLX

[Anonymous No.11966344]

>>11966328
Fuck off, retard.

[Anonymous No.11966346]

>>11966321
It would be kind of autistic to not understand why someone might cry on this occasion.

[Anonymous No.11966347]

>>11966314
I understand. But feels like she's being overly sentimental.

[Anonymous No.11966348]

That feeling when not American. It hurts.

[Anonymous No.11966354]

>>11966346
Why didn't the nasa dude cry then?

[Anonymous No.11966357]

Why did the oldreplies get deleted?

[Anonymous No.11966358]

>>11966336
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.11966361]

USA X JAPAN CROSSOVER SPACEFLIGHT EPISODE CONFIRMED FOR SEPTEMBER. 3 NASA, 1 JAXA, GET HYPED

[Anonymous No.11966363]

>>11966347
>she
>overly sentimental
you don't say

[Anonymous No.11966364]

>>11966347
Again, her only job is reading twitter and its scaring her.
Its not sentimentality.

[Anonymous No.11966365]

>>11966326
Will it make you an astronaut or at least work in the New Space ?
What degrees/certs/mooc should you aim for ?

[Anonymous No.11966366]

There go everyday angstronaut now

[Anonymous No.11966368]

>>11966348
I don't know bor, feel kinda great not living in that shithole

[Anonymous No.11966369]

>>11966354
He was getting a little choked up at the tnd too

[Anonymous No.11966370]

>>11966357
rolling sticky

[Anonymous No.11966371]

>>11966357
First time on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.11966372]

>>11966354
Did you know that humans sometimes don't react exactly the same as each other in all situations?

[Anonymous No.11966373]

Did he use those self-landing rockets?

[Anonymous No.11966374]

Look here faggots, MC had loads of cameramen wandering about and this is a big event. They're obviously filming for something and whoever is making it is the only one allowed to own the re-entry footage inside the dragon. That's why we didn't see anything

[Anonymous No.11966377]

>>11966314
Degree and how and why JPL ? Tell us more about your life and career please

[Anonymous No.11966378]

>>11966361
Based Cowboy-Samurai alliance

[Anonymous No.11966379]

>>11966369
>>11966372
so the woman is autistic OK

[Anonymous No.11966380]

>>11966371
First time seeing a sticky with 1000 replies.

[Anonymous No.11966382]

>>11966266
>Starlink
These satellites are going to poz the night sky. It will be harder to spot incoming meteors and comets and doing basic research.

We humans deserve to be die from some space impact if we trade safety and basic researc for BING BING WOOHOO INTERNET!

[Anonymous No.11966383]

>>11966357
Stickies nowadays use an autopurge feature to delete the oldest replies, since if the thread gets too big it can fuck with the board.

[Anonymous No.11966387]

>>11966377
Mech E + Bio Chem minor, starting grad school kinda soon. Vet too.

[Anonymous No.11966390]

>>11966361
Will it be livestreamed?

[Anonymous No.11966392]

>>11966361
They are the true greatest ally, not the small hated cunts

[Anonymous No.11966396]

>>11966378
Wait, werent they white when they flew to the ISS? Why is he Asian now?

[Anonymous No.11966399]

>>11966387
What corps ? Why the army ?
You’re a genius or just work ? Adderall ?

[Anonymous No.11966400]

>>11966378
>>11966390
>>11966392
Have they confirmed the JAXA astronaut is gonna be a cute anime girl or not?

[Anonymous No.11966403]

>>11966390

[Anonymous No.11966405]

>>11966383
Before this it had 1300 replies. Jannies enabled rolling sticky I guess.

[Anonymous No.11966406]

>>11966392
hatted*

[Anonymous No.11966407]

>>11966380
stickies exist for major happenings, when thousands of people post at the same time. The oldest replies get deleted

[Anonymous No.11966409]

>>11966378
why does he get a special black helmet?

[Anonymous No.11966411]

>being so autistic & out of touch that, without exaggeration, you cannot understand how this might be an emotional moment for the people involved
Sometimes I think you fags are just kidding when you throw around the word 'autism', but then you do shit like this.

[Anonymous No.11966412]

>>11966396
different guy, suiting up for next mission

[Anonymous No.11966417]

>>11966400
A big jaw for an Asian
>>11966403
The right guy in EVA suit is french

[Anonymous No.11966419]

>>11966382
>These satellites are going to poz the night sky
Already being mitigated. Try harder defeatist leftard.

[Anonymous No.11966420]

>>11966382
just paint them black

[Anonymous No.11966421]

>>11965170
>>11965242
tell it to the Israelis

[Anonymous No.11966422]

>>11966374
>Look here faggots, MC had loads of cameramen wandering about and this is a big event. They're obviously filming for something and whoever is making it is the only one allowed to own the re-entry footage inside the dragon. That's why we didn't see anything
So if the place of impact is cordoned off but known, you can't film it from outside the cordon because muh IP rights.

All this while the NERD PR MACHINE goes OMG, THE FIRST IN 45 YEARS!

Fucking burn this waste of taxpayer money to the ground. Fuck this fucking nerd!

[Anonymous No.11966426]

>>11965016
GODDAMN I LOVE
BEING AN AMERICAN

[Anonymous No.11966429]

how do you combat the "WHY ARE THEY SPENDING MONEY ON SPACE WHILE PEOPLE ARE STARVING ON THE STREETS" argument when debating people?

[Anonymous No.11966432]

>>11966405
It's not on by default, and it didn't akways exist

[Anonymous No.11966433]

>>11966365
>What degrees/certs/mooc should you aim for
It depends, what are you interested in specifically?

[Anonymous No.11966436]

>>11966426
t. seething spacelets

[Anonymous No.11966443]

>>11966429
Niggers aren't people. They're an invasive species of feral apes.

[Anonymous No.11966444]

Press release?

[Anonymous No.11966449]

>>11966429
The US spends more on all it's various types of welfare than it does on the military and yet it hasn't done shit. Otherwise just ignore them because they're terminally retarded.

[Anonymous No.11966451]

>>11966429
Show them this graph and ask if 1% more (the science part) is really going to make a difference.

[Anonymous No.11966453]

>>11966411
Good point, but everything is so fucking unsexy.
>touch screen "control" panel
>midgets in ugly suits, to save money on fuel and design
>Musk's "Starman" car that wasn't properly sterilized and could've polluted Mars
>all this BING BING WAHOO is just a cheap cover for thousands of satellites that may ruin the night sky

Sorry if I'm not impressed. And in case you wonder, I wasn't impressed by the crappy Space Shuttle that only looked good.

>>11966419
>mitigated
How about brought down? Also there's occlusions

>defeatist
No, I'm just starting my struggle.

>leftard
BING BING WAHOO MONEY!

You're not even a so-called "consoomer". Everytime you're using Muskrat's interweb, you're producing information about yourself and therefore laboring.

[Anonymous No.11966455]

>>11966396
>>11966400
That's Soichi Noguchi suiting up in training, very experienced and based af, even voiced himself in Anime

[Anonymous No.11966454]

>>11966433
It’s childish but astronaut or cap com crew at best and ship building crew at worse (not really worse of course it still rocks)
I’m retarded I know

[Anonymous No.11966461]

>>11966429
I usualy hit them with a "if we do that we will go extinct" combined with a "space costs are only a drop of sand on a beach compared to wellfare"

[Anonymous No.11966462]

>>11966429
With gunfire.

[Anonymous No.11966463]

>>11966429
We must be forever looking forward, towards the glorious future of our species among the stars, rather than wasting time in the futile endeavor to get the folks left behind us to catch up, when they never will.

[Anonymous No.11966466]

>>11964904
Nitrox is another word for "breathing air"

[Anonymous No.11966467]

>>11966429
No, but if you're going "MY BING BING WAHOO WILL SAVE EVERTYHING!" then your project should be scrapped.

[Anonymous No.11966470]

What happened to the streams?

[Anonymous No.11966472]

>>11966453
>M-muh precious planet preservation
>NOOOOOOO HOW CAN I TAKE COOL PHOTORINOS OF THE SKY NOW?
Your tears would be delicious if they didn't taste of AIDS.

[Anonymous No.11966475]

>>11966451
>Energy and environment / science at 1% and 1%
It hurts

[Anonymous No.11966476]

>>11966451
>a bit of money spent on a company that will make huge profits that won't even be returned to the taxpayers
BING BING WAHOO!

[Anonymous No.11966479]

>>11966429
Those people can't expect others to help them when they can't even help themselves. We already spend way too much money than necessary on welfare programs, and look at how far that's gotten us. The US is a capitalist nation, meaning that you can work your way up from nothing if you strive for it. If you can't do it, then it's not the fault of anyone but yourself. Tell the fools on the street to stop spending what little money they have on alcohol and start actually saving and investing it.

[Anonymous No.11966480]

>>11966455
>even voiced himself in Anime
based

[Anonymous No.11966484]

>>11966453
>the control panels aren't sexy enough, a bloo bloo bloo
Who gives a fuck? What is this faggy zoomer attitude?

[Anonymous No.11966486]

>>11966453
>car that wasn't properly sterilized
Wrong
>and could've polluted Mars
Not even in the same orbit for at least 500 years. By then, gamma will have sterilized it.

Try harder defeatist leftard.

[Anonymous No.11966490]

>>11966462
>>11966443
So edgy

[Anonymous No.11966496]

>>11966472
See: >>11966382

Land based telescopes will not be supplanted by telescopes in orbit for a long time.

>>11966420
>just paint them black
That will make them more suspectible to heat, since they can't expel heat as easy. Then there's occlusions.

[Anonymous No.11966499]

>>11966463
It's the big problem with educational programs right now, along with common core. The idea of no one being left behind has only hurt the future going forward, and is a ridiculous sentiment that will never work. You can't save everyone.

[Anonymous No.11966500]

>9 hour livestream
I just want to know if they used the self-landing boosters.

[Anonymous No.11966501]

>>11966453
>car not sterilized
>muh not sexy look
Invalidates everything else you said or will say. Fuck back off to your video games or whatever other shit you consume.

[Anonymous No.11966514]

>>11966472
>actively rooting against science when the mitigation is already in place and you can have both astronomy and starlink
Why are you even on /sci/

[Anonymous No.11966516]

>>11966500
Yes it launched on falcon 9.

[Anonymous No.11966518]

>>11966500
2 months late m8

[Anonymous No.11966519]

>>11966432

[Anonymous No.11966521]

>>11966429
I tell them it's a false choice. Welfare is inefficient on purpose.

[Anonymous No.11966523]

>>11966476
GUB MUH NEH CRACKA

[Anonymous No.11966524]

>>11966500
>boosters
If you mean the thrusters on the capsule, those aren't for landing.

[Anonymous No.11966529]

>>11966524
They can be.

[Anonymous No.11966531]

>>11966470
There was an ayy in the capsule so they shutted them down

[Anonymous No.11966533]

>>11966500
>>9 hour livestream
>I just want to know if they used the self-landing boosters.
Yeah, for the launch, and it worked beautifully:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY96v0OIcK4

[Anonymous No.11966534]

>>11966484
They could've replaced the iFail with two styrofoam joysticks. Wouldv'e made as much good.

>>11966486
So if it was sterilized, then gamma radiaton doesn't matter, no? Hmm? Contradicted yourself.

And this is what it looks like. Not so exciting anymore, no?

[Anonymous No.11966535]

>>11966454
>ship building crew
go for mechanical or aerospace engineering then
chemical engineering if you want to do fuel or that nice and nasty hydrazine propellant

[Anonymous No.11966537]

>>11965628
Constellation needed to be killed off though.

[Anonymous No.11966538]

>>11965022

bruh¡¡

[ANONALOG No.11966541]

WHAT'S THE NEXT BIG SPACE THING ANON?

[Anonymous No.11966542]

>>11966529
>>11966524
They weren't used, and won't be used for NASA flights. Commercial customers will be another story.

[Anonymous No.11966544]

>>11966518
>>11966524
Ohh I see, what I'm talking about only happens on take off

[Anonymous No.11966545]

>>11966451
>Veterans' benefits

[Anonymous No.11966550]

Top kek.

[Anonymous No.11966552]

>>11966535
Is it inaccessible for brainlets ? I must admit I’ve wasn’t a huge worker (cause it didn’t stimulate me)

[Anonymous No.11966553]

>>11966541
We have an Ariane V launch that was supposed to be last weekend but scrubbed, we have the Starship 150m hop, and we have more Falcon 9 launches.

[Anonymous No.11966555]

>>11966426
ok launchlet

[Anonymous No.11966556]

>>11966451
is there one for 2019?
or they will say "MUH it's an old one!"

[Anonymous No.11966557]

>>11966534
>So if it was sterilized, then gamma radiaton doesn't matter, no? Hmm? Contradicted yourself.
No nigger. Even if it hadn't been sterilized, which it was, gamma radiation would have sterilized it anyways by the time the orbit was perturbed into colliding with Mars, which it won't be for half a millenium.

[Anonymous No.11966560]

So when's Mars?

[Anonymous No.11966561]

>>11966550
Someone please crop and mirror the image, edit the sign into a BLM one and post it all over twitter

[ANONALOG No.11966564]

>>11966553
I LOVE SPACE ANON!

[Anonymous No.11966570]

>>11966552
>Is it inaccessible for brainlets
yes, but you can still try
persistence is key

[Anonymous No.11966577]

>>11966560
Need to get a YAAAS QUEEN on the Moon first

[Anonymous No.11966579]

>>11966570
Ok thanks
Got tips to stay determined and focus if you’re the anxious type ?

[Anonymous No.11966586]

>>11966560
2022 or 2024.

[Anonymous No.11966590]

>>11966501
This is what touchscreens are compared to real controls (for real men):

Typing on your touchscreen laptop when you've got a physical keyboard. Doesn't have too look at what you're doing all the time, because you can feel it.

>>11966514
>mitigation
Is like being raped with someone who has a condom on.

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/spacex-starlink-satellites-photobomb-comet-neowise-picture-146478.html

>With over 12,000 satellites planned for the Starlink project alone (other companies might do something similar as well), the sky is only going to get busier and busier. That spells trouble for astrophotographers, but also astronomy as a whole, as light artifacts can (and already have) interfere with observing distant objects.

[Anonymous No.11966591]

POST SPLASHDOWN PRESS CONFERENCE STREAM
https://youtu.be/xdvuaiP6IoY
https://youtu.be/xdvuaiP6IoY
https://youtu.be/xdvuaiP6IoY

[Anonymous No.11966593]

>>11966586
that's just dumb.
you need to actually make a mars base before you can send people.

[Anonymous No.11966595]

>>11966579
>Got tips to stay determined and focus if you’re the anxious type ?
find a way to convert anxiety into willpower and channel it to avoid failure and the fear of it.
Use alcohol and meditation to calm down if necessary, but don't become an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.11966596]

>>11966590
terrestrial astronomerfags suck my dick, we're going to Mars and you're paying for it

[Anonymous No.11966597]

>>11966579
plus constantly watch motivational videos on jewtube or similar, possibly related to your field.

[Anonymous No.11966600]

>>11966591
Oh god the audio

[Anonymous No.11966603]

Space Marines when???

[Anonymous No.11966605]

>>11966595
>meditation
A precise type ?
Or just sit and focus on breathing in/out till my head spins ?

[Anonymous No.11966609]

>>11966590
No one cares that you won't be able to take your epic timelapse photo of the milky way that's been done a million times before

[Anonymous No.11966611]

>>11966605
>A precise type ?
Try self-hypnosis, it helped me a lot.
Focus on one limb at a time and then the whole body. Start with 2 or 3 days for limb, 10 minutes per evening before sleep.

[Anonymous No.11966612]

>>11966545
Maybe you should have done you federal service you would be allowed to vote and have the privileges of a citizen

[Anonymous No.11966614]

BIG JIM

[Anonymous No.11966616]

Where were they launching before America?

[Anonymous No.11966617]

>>11966550
>a compressed image that wouldn't even fit the backpages of Life Magazine
How suitable. Bing-bing!


>>11966577
>Need to get a YAAAS QUEEN on the Moon first
Some RoboCop-series joked about muh diverse space crew.

>>11966557
>mu asskissing of Holy Man of Africa
And what was the projected orbit? Because pollution now or poluttion within 500 years is still pollution.

[Anonymous No.11966619]

>>11966616
Kazakistan on Russian rockets

[Anonymous No.11966620]

>>11966616
Russia was our taxi for nearly a decade. I'm glad that stopped.

[Anonymous No.11966621]

>Touchscreen autist faggot is back
>He is also a muh night sky faggot
Why am i not surprised

[Anonymous No.11966623]

>>11966611
When you say focus
I did this once. I try to put the limb asleep and I feel it heavier and heavier ?

[Anonymous No.11966628]

>>11966616

[Anonymous No.11966630]

>>11966399
Im a little bit of a genius and I work really fucking hard. I was airborne infantry but thats about as much doxing as ill do today.

[Anonymous No.11966632]

>>11966623
>I try to put the limb asleep and I feel it heavier and heavier ?
exactly, imagine it made of lead. There are video courses explaining the process in detail.
I used the one of Brian Weiss.

[Anonymous No.11966633]

>>11966596
Nope.

>>11966609
>bootlicker so bootlicking that he shrugs off photography of a comet
This is the difference between genuine science and BING BING WAHOO, I LOVE SCIENCE!

Even if I have no interst in stellar photography, I want other people to enjoy it. Then there's the survival factor. If more people are doing stellar photography, then the possibility for someone discovering some doomsday meteor increases. But if not, let this be humanitys epitaph:

BING BING WAHOO, SOMEONE MADE A PROFIT!

[Anonymous No.11966634]

>>11966590
Just do it on Mars you pussy

[Anonymous No.11966638]

>>11964984
>our PRESIDENT
lol, all he did is demand that nasa use coal as fuel

[Anonymous No.11966641]

>>11966633
>SOMEONE MADE A PROFIT
Is using capital to produce a useful service somehow supposed to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.11966642]

>>11966621
Why does he sign his posts with that bing bing shit? It looks really stupid.

[Anonymous No.11966643]

>>11966596
>fuck science
Yeah go back

[Anonymous No.11966644]

>>11966621
Look how intense this little midget looks!

[Anonymous No.11966645]

>>11966617
In 500 years we'll either have way more shit on Mars than a car or we'll be gone completely. It won't matter either way.

[Anonymous No.11966646]

>>11966633

[Anonymous No.11966647]

>>11966632
Thanks for the infos !
2-3 day per limb and then my entire body will be asleep.
I do it before working or just to get a good sleep ?

[Anonymous No.11966648]

>>11966632
this one to be precise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymqgzkfZ5jo

[Anonymous No.11966650]

>>11966643
>muh soince
just use orbital telescopes lol, better in every way >>11966646

[Anonymous No.11966651]

>>11966620
>Russia was our taxi for nearly a decade. I'm glad that stopped.
Why? Vostok could be launched pretty much any time.

[Anonymous No.11966652]

>>11966647
>I do it before working or just to get a good sleep ?
I used to do it before sleep, it actually reduces the time needed to fall asleep most of times.
also look at this >>11966648

[Anonymous No.11966653]

>>11966646
No more multimirror telescopes after Webb pls.

[Anonymous No.11966658]

>>11966652
Thanks a lot
Don’t know if it’s ADHD or stress but my sleep pattern is chaotic. Probably why I’m a manlet with low T

[Anonymous No.11966660]

>>11966499
>The idea of no one being left behind has only hurt the future going forward, and is a ridiculous sentiment that will never work. You can't save everyone.

It's like focusing your Olympic training programs on the Special Olympics athletes in the vain hope that one day you might be able to get their track times down to those of the slow kid on some mediocre high school team, all while wondering why you keep getting your clocks cleaned at the real Olympics.

[Anonymous No.11966662]

>>11966641
muh nee makes ppl rich and rich = bad

[Anonymous No.11966664]

>>11966653
Why ?

[Anonymous No.11966665]

>>11966653
>No more multimirror telescopes after Webb pls
imagine being this retarded

[Anonymous No.11966668]

god politics fags are obnoxious

[Anonymous No.11966669]

>>11966665
>>11966664
All problems are from its unfolding mechanism.

[Anonymous No.11966672]

>>11966650
Those take decades of planning and Starship isn't flying yet to design payloads for it. Here shouldn't be a careless littering of the sky with bright satellites harming a large field of science. Besides, Spacex is already fixing the issue I don't know why you fags are still fighting about this.

[Anonymous No.11966673]

>muh trump boat was feet away
ffs

[Anonymous No.11966674]

>>11966651
The Baikonur Cosmodrome, currently located in Kazakhstan, was built as the Soviet Union's first and primary spaceport. After the dissolution of the USSR, and with Kazakhstan having gained its independence from the Soviets, the Russians were forced to work out a financial deal (currently valid through 2050) with Kazakhstan for the rights to use the former Soviet spaceport. The Russians aren't too pleased about this, just as the Americans aren't pleased about being solely dependent on the Russians to ferry them to and from the ISS due to the end of the shuttle program, and to this end they (Russia) are currently building another major spaceport on their own soil from which they intend to launch their manned missions.

[Anonymous No.11966677]

>skyfag is here again
Now I wonder, is there an electronic telescope that can delete artificial satellites off the image?

[Anonymous No.11966678]

>>11966653
Even if you could launch a primary mirror with the effective diameter of unfolded JWST with starship, why not launch an even larger telescope?

[Anonymous No.11966682]

Looks like the coastguard will get the short end of the stick for the civvie boats situation.

[Anonymous No.11966683]

Does CG even have authority to force you to move a boat?

[Anonymous No.11966685]

>>11966658
Try experimenting and it will be better, fren.
And for the lead visualization I used this, it's in italian tho (translate it with google):
https://psychicandknowledge.blogspot.com/2016/08/autoipnosi.html
https://psychicandknowledge.blogspot.com/2016/08/autoipnosi.html

[Anonymous No.11966686]

>>11966617
>poluttion within 500 years
Within 500 years, there's still no collision. There's some unconfirmed risk of collision after that.
Even before that, there's no pollution, because it has indeed been sterilized before launch.
Even if it hadn't been sterilized before launch, which it was, it would be sterilized by gamma radiation before the first possible collision opportunity.
Keep kissing african ass.

[Anonymous No.11966688]

>>11966678
Because human life will extinct when it will be ready to launch.

[Anonymous No.11966691]

>>11966686
If everything goes well the roadster will be in a museum on mars anyway in 500 years.

[Anonymous No.11966694]

>>11966673
Hoes platinum mad.

>>11966674
>and to this end they (Russia) are currently building another major spaceport on their own soil from which they intend to launch their manned missions.
Didn't one of their first launches from there epic fail because they loaded the course data for Baikonur so the rocket turned around the other way?

[Anonymous No.11966697]

>>11966688
it's a chicken and egg situation, shit like JWST is autistic origami precisely because we don't have Starships yet

[Anonymous No.11966702]

>>11966666

[Anonymous No.11966703]

>>11966685
>lead visualization
It’s a guide ?

[Anonymous No.11966705]

>>11966634
>you had a great thing going
>now I must ruin this for my cheap profit
>but you can build it someplace else, just pay me
No, Mars is a really sucky place. It is not free of the night-day cycle, so no gain there. Then it has these huge dust storms. Lastly it has no mangetic field, so enjoy having all electronics pounded by the solar wind on a daily basis.

>>11966641
>don't know what "epitaph" means
>human extinction
>useful service

>>11966645
>In 500 years
And in 500 years everyone here will be dead, so why bother about the future?

Orwell was right. This is just a celebration of some kind of "now".

>>11966646
>another expensive space telscope
Not bad. But have you seen the shitty first pics from Hubble compared to after it got "glasses".

So who's gonna pay for the space telescopes that are just going to keep tabs on the solar system? We need them if Musk and the other crapitalists have fried the night sky.

[Anonymous No.11966717]

>>11966705
Keep seething Commie.

[Anonymous No.11966720]

>>11966703
yes, to progressively relax limbs as I told you, visualizing them as made of lead. Very effective and can be used as a pre-relaxation routine before Weiss's video for example.

[Anonymous No.11966724]

>>11966717
This, only louder and angrier.

[Anonymous No.11966726]

>>11966705
>gonna pay for the space telescopes?
maybe some kind of National Aeronautics and Space Administration

[Anonymous No.11966727]

>>11966705
>And in 500 years everyone here will be dead
only faggots like you will be dead, I will upgrade to neuralink

[Anonymous No.11966729]

Not sticky anymore

[Anonymous No.11966737]

>>11966727
based

[ANONALOG No.11966740]

>>11966729
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF ANON!

[Anonymous No.11966741]

>>11966720
Will do
Thanks a lot man
You lurk here often ?

[Anonymous No.11966743]

>>11966645
Why "500" years?

[ANONALOG No.11966749]

>>11966743
IT GIVES US TIME TO GET READY!

[Anonymous No.11966750]

>>11966741
>You lurk here often ?
ofc fren! you'll find me in all chemistry threads
see ya

[Anonymous No.11966752]

>>11966705
>No, Mars is a really sucky place. It is not free of the night-day cycle, so no gain there. Then it has these huge dust storms. Lastly it has no mangetic field, so enjoy having all electronics pounded by the solar wind on a daily basis.
You think the plan is to settle down and live in a tent or something? We would either live underground or in coated buildings
>Muh electronics
Curiosity has lived for around 2000 days.

[Anonymous No.11966766]

>>11966726
Or the companies that made huge profits on ruining the night sky for everyone. Seems fair, no?

>>11966752
>colonization
I was talking about telescopes. And you talk about people getting sand in their hair for how long time before viable astronomical observations can be made. And the sandstorms won't just disappear because of someone trying to look at the stars.

>>11966727
>muh transhumanism

[Anonymous No.11966771]

>>11966691
>If everything goes well the roadster will be in a museum on mars anyway in 500 years.
And there will you bring your child-wives you've just bought, because they are consenting, tho'.

[Anonymous No.11966779]

>>11966771
>child-wives
Are you implying that a mars society would be a muslim one,

[Anonymous No.11966783]

>>11965178
LOL
WHERE ARE THE BIDEN SIGNS

[Anonymous No.11966787]

>>11965004
>muh russia
ISS could not have existed without Soyuz reliability retard.
God i hate low IQ human being

[Anonymous No.11966794]

>>11966766
>ruining the night sky
the real people who ruined the night sky are users of adobe lightroom and any other digital image enhancement tools
no, orions nebula is NOT that colorful, no matter how powerful your telescope. that is people fucking with the levels and interpreting data
so then we get a third class of ignorant people, who assume
>no matter how much i spend on a telescope these things just dont look like the pictures
no shit

[Anonymous No.11966802]

>>11966787
soyuz is USSR not russia

[Anonymous No.11966832]

>>11966779
>Are you implying that a mars society would be a muslim one,
Muslim, ancap. Same thing.

>>11966794
Photoshop isn't ruining the object being photographed. Photobombing is.

Congratulations! You've just won the BING BING WOOOHOOO-medal for low IQ white people.

[Anonymous No.11966834]

>>11966802
same shit

[Anonymous No.11966836]

big jim laying down the law

[Anonymous No.11966852]

>>11966794
Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.11966854]

>>11966836
god I hate Jim, what a boring cunt

[Anonymous No.11966860]

Damn big jim is a massive spaceX fanboy.
That's going to cost him when boeing comes back with a vengeance

[Anonymous No.11966986]

>>11965117
Nice. I spoke very briefly at the Royal Society around 2005 or so to deliver the results of an insignificant space related project and was incredibly proud. They have a pair of Newton's dividers, a copy of Principia (I think) and a lock of his hair in a glass cabinet. Being literally inches away from part of Newton. It doesn't get much better, does it?

[Anonymous No.11967007]

>>11966832
photography didnt exist when the skies were best
get rid of photography i guess

[Anonymous No.11967009]

>>11966860
He’ll be dead by then.

[Anonymous No.11967011]

>>11966834
oh trust me they wish. italy has a larger GDP these days

[Anonymous No.11967033]

>>11966860
>when boeing comes back with a vengeance
Bait.

[Anonymous No.11967041]

HOLY SHIT THE SEETH IN THIS BITCH REPORTERS VOICE I can taste the salt over the trump flag

https://youtu.be/xdvuaiP6IoY?t=952

[Anonymous No.11967055]

>>11967033
not really, boeing is not shy from slander campaigns.

[Anonymous No.11967064]

>>11967055
Boing has 80 fucking things to fix and a proper uncrewed flight to the ISS with their shitbird before anyone at NASA even considers setting foot in it.

[Anonymous No.11967074]

>>11966860
>That's going to cost him when boeing comes back with a vengeance
Why? Boeing's failures and shortcomings have been in full view for a while as SpaceX outshone them.

[Anonymous No.11967077]

>>11967064
Yeah and airbus is shitting all over them too but that doesnt stop them from slandering airbus too.
Get your head out of your own ass.

[Anonymous No.11967082]

>>11967077
Too bad running their mouths is all they have. They aren't even considered for new NASA contracts anymore.
Laughed out from Gateway cargo contracts, same with lunar landers. They've turned into a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.11967084]

>>11966660
But surely only the most useful of idiots actually believe that nonsense anon. The rest merely employ it as a means of civilisational destruction, no doubt out of some pathological self hatred type character flaw

[Anonymous No.11967103]

>>11967082
It's even worse than that, a NASA guy resigned because he gave them competitive info about the Gateway contract bidding, but they were already too self-fucked to benefit from it.

[Anonymous No.11967136]

>>11965378
>SpaceX sends crew to space
>OMFG I LUV PSYANTS!!1!
>Trump shows up at the launch
>BOOO SPACEX SUCKS!!
>SpaceX safely lands crew
>YAAAS FUKKIN SYENCE DUDES!!1!
>Trump flag photobombs splashdown
>RRAHHHH FUCKING WHITE SUPREMACY SPACEX!!1
it'd be hilarious if it weren't so sad

[Anonymous No.11967156]

>>11965648
lmao

[Anonymous No.11967157]

>>11965648
I BEG YOU!

[Anonymous No.11967250]

Jesus the fuck is wrong with Elon, he talks like he has aspergers.

[Anonymous No.11967252]

>>11967250
>he has aspergers.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.11967256]

>>11967136
>>Trump shows up at the launch
>>BOOO SPACEX SUCKS!!
Did anyone actually do that? Because I thought most of the Trump hate was directed at him merely showing up.

[Anonymous No.11967262]

>>11967256
IIRC no, Dems only started hating on Elon when he pressured California to reopen Tesla

[Anonymous No.11967270]

>>11966653
JWST is expensive because it has to work on the first try.
With starship launch costs just order your telescopes in bulk. If one fails who cares.

[Anonymous No.11967273]

>>11967270
>JWST is expensive because it has to work on the first try.
Also because of grant farming.

[Anonymous No.11967305]

>>11967270
that logic doesn't work, launch costs are irrelevant for the JWST. It's expensive because it's ridiculously complex. Building more of them wouldn't reduce overall project costs, even if future ones may come in a bit cheaper than the first one. Just like Curiosity and Perseverance.

[Anonymous No.11967319]

>>11967305
It's not just the launch costs. It's the reliability engineering and the constraints of the launch vehicle. That unfolding sunshade requires a lot of complexity and testing. With a larger vehicle they could use a simpler design.

[Anonymous No.11967412]

>>11967256
Someone actually called up during the post-splashdown news conference complaining about how irresponsible SpaceX was for allowing it to happen

[Anonymous No.11967421]

>>11967305
>Building more of them wouldn't reduce overall project costs, even if future ones may come in a bit cheaper than the first one.
It won't reduce overall cost, but it will reduce per-unit costs.

[Anonymous No.11967444]

>>11967319
the sunshade is one of JWST's less complex and expensive systems. it would've been ridiculously expensive, no matter the form factor. a launch vehicle that would've allowed for a singular primary mirror might have put a dent in the budget, but that's far into the future

>>11967421
definetly, but there's not much use for a second one. unless something fails

[Anonymous No.11967480]

>>11967421
On the ground we also build more than one telescope of each type. We don't have fleets of them in space because it's too expensive.

[Anonymous No.11967565]

>>11967444
>here's not much use for a second one. unless something fails
if you build two and one fails, you've got a backup. if neither fails now you've got a second one to use

[Anonymous No.11967582]

>>11967565
cross that bridge when you get there. one is already almost prohibitively expensive and in difference to a rover there's not much use to a second one if everything goes according to plan.

[Anonymous No.11967616]

>>11967582
>cross that bridge when you get there
Suppose I'm building a widget in three steps.

Stage 1 takes $2B and one year before it's sent for Stage 2
Stage 2 takes $2B and two years before it's sent for Stage 3
Stage 3 takes $1B and one year and then the project is done

Building one widget takes $5B and five years.
Building two widgets one after the other is finished takes $10B and ten years
Building two widgets simultaneously takes $10B and 6 years

[Anonymous No.11967652]

>>11966429
Because the amount of welfare literally protecting people from starvation is a drop in the bucket compared to the majority of welfare. Most welfare is just subsidizing laziness or bad life choices. In a perfect world science spending would be at least 10% of the federal budget.

[Anonymous No.11967657]

>>11966644
>lightweight manlets are the future of humanity
we got too cocky tallbros

[Anonymous No.11967716]

>>11967652
>Most welfare is just subsidizing laziness or bad life choices.
Exactly - same with all this discussion of student loan forgiveness

[Anonymous No.11967721]

BOEING ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.11967777]

>>11967421
The real issue is the obsessive focus on super high optical quality in each telescope, because as long as you stick to building single-optic telescopes your resolving power is hard-limited by the maximum diameter you can cram onto one platform.
Using that recently developed software it would be much more sensible to launch many relatively low-quality telescopes and coordinate them over a very large distance, creating a virtual lens many tens or even hundreds of kilometers wide. This could greatly improve resolving power without the need for trillion dollar expenses.

[Anonymous No.11967849]

>>11967777
The tricky part with interferometry is that you need control the locations of your receivers to about 1/10 the wavelength that you are trying to observe, which is easy with radio but it gets much harder with optical wavelengths. It's doable, but it's definitely not as easy as dropping some off the shelf telescopes in orbit and mashing all the data together

[Anonymous No.11968510]

>>11967582
>there's not much use to a second one if everything goes to plan
wrong, you can always use more telescopes
do you know how much observing time is rejected from Hubble requests?

[Anonymous No.11968559]

>>11966834
What a retard.

[Anonymous No.11968596]

>>11966854
shut your whore mouth

[Anonymous No.11968675]

>>11968510
>First rule in government spending, why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4sMJP9FmM&t=119