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11948154 No.11948154[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Scientifically speaking, how does one become an irresistible semen demon using the latest science and technology?

>> No.11948328

Rape.

>> No.11948335

>>11948154
don't be a fat fuck, workout, eat healthy lmao ezpz

>> No.11948574

>>11948154

This is how I do it.
1. Be playful, never take offense.
2. Bring women on your lap, listen to them without giving advise. Love them like a father would a daughter.
3. Make sweet, slow and sensual love to them, then bend them over and fuck them so hard their pussy bleeds the next day
4. NEVER, EVER ARGUE.