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HEY, LOOK OVER HERE!

Alright, /sci/. Since you can't seem to do it yourselves, I'm going to hold your hand:

-Rule 1-
Whenever you see magnets, God, religion, theist, atheist, a salary figure, a guido, the word "geuss", or any other bit of troll material, SAGE, SAGE, SAGE. SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELD.

-Rule 2-
ACCOMPANYING THAT SAGE SHOULD BE LIBERAL USE OF THE REPORT BUTTON. Seriously, it does work! It's there for a reason. USE IT. ALL OF YOU.

-Rule 3-
If the troll thread is fresh, don't even post. That's what they want. DON'T FUCKING POST.

-Rule 4-
Homework threads SHOULD be filled with sage immediately, but if you must, answer the problem. Once it has been answered, don't fucking post in the topic.

-Rule 5-
If a topic promotes discussion that even the least bit interests you, post all you can! It will keep troll threads off of the front page, and legitimate /sci/entific threads alive and well.

This has a been a public service announcement from your good friend:
The /sci/Staffel

Addendum: Stop with the "engineers are gay" shit. It's as bad as "PS3 HAZ NO GAEMS" on /v/.

>> No.1187520

We should talk about high schoolers, majors, and colleges.

Fuck this board.

>> No.1187529

It's cool because I can report meta threads too
you fucking faggot

>> No.1187543

Hey, why not?

>> No.1187541
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1187541

>>1187529
>The guy trying to remind you all what little bitches your being
>faggot

>> No.1187563

>>1187543
THERE'S NO REASON WHY NOT.

Thread will be bumped for as long as I see fit. Because I'm convinced you little fucks need to see this.

>> No.1187575

>SAGE, SAGE, SAGE. SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELD.

am i doing it right?

>> No.1187582

>>1187575
YES. Now apply it to every troll thread you see!

>> No.1187588

>>1187541
>your

>> No.1187592

Also, hide threads.

Age for meta.

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1187606

>>1187592
Good man!

-Addendum-
HIDE TROLL THREADS.

>> No.1187607

You should add a -Rule 0.9999...-.

>> No.1187610

age for GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

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>>1187607
It's already there.

The first rule.

>> No.1187628

>>1187614
-Rule 1- =/= -Rule 0.9999...-

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>>1187502

>> No.1187640

>>1187628
I've already proven that false like 3 times today, do I have to do it again? .99999..... is equal to 1 in real number systems.

>> No.1187645

sticky this shiz

>> No.1187650

sage

>> No.1187658

Nice try Op, but you're surrounded by immense faggots who can't resist the most obvious troll.

/sci/ is one of the worst boards on 4chan now, your cancer is even spilling over into other boards.

>> No.1187654

MODS? Ever do fucking anything on this board? Ha, nigga you high

>> No.1187660

>>1187654
We don't HAVE mods. WE NEED MODS. I propose we all go to the other boards and spam them with requests for m00t to give /sci/ mods! WE NEED THEM.

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>>1187658
If we just had a damn mod, though. We wouldn't NEED THEM to resist trolls. Report, report, report over and over again. Send m00t emails. Eventually, we'll get them!

>> No.1187675

>>1187582
Wait, why are you encouraging people to sage troll threads?

You know sage does nothing, right?

>> No.1187679

>>1187640
>.99999..... is equal to 1 in real number systems
.99999..... is not equal to 1 in rule number systems

>> No.1187684

>>1187675
Sage or don't post in them at all. Either one is good.

>> No.1187685
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1187685

Seems pointless.

Sage has long since changed from a way of posting in a thread without bumping it to a way of expressing disapproval. Most of the /b/tards don't even know why they post sage, they just do so because they've seen others do it.

4chan is never going to be a place to have a civil discussion about science... if you want a board like that there are literally hundreds all over the net. /sci/ is a place to post shitty memes and troll people... it's basically /b/ but with science jokes and trolling instead of more random ones.

Enjoy the threads you like, hide the threads that annoy you and when you want to seriously discuss science go else where. Let the kiddies have their fun. Posting meta threads like this is not only against board rules but it's also feeding the trolls.

>> No.1187688

>>1187654
Moot doesn't even care about /sci/ enough to put in the vuvuzuelas<_<
>>1187658
I agree the reason why this board is shit is because you guys promote shit

>> No.1187687

Posting in a sticky.

>> No.1187697

>>1187687
I really wish.
>>1187685
Don't be so damn pessimistic!

>> No.1187699

>>1187679
for the last fucking time... This is an acceptable proof BTW, just shortened a bit.
1/3=.33333......
2/3=.66666......
3/3=.99999......
3/3=1
.99999.....=1 (transitive property)
This is a legitimate fucking proof, do some googling if you want to.

>> No.1187700

>>1187684
No, posting in a troll thread with sage will make the troll reply to bump, it also makes you look butthurt, observe.

>> No.1187704

>>1187685
sage works
allow me demonstrate

>> No.1187707

>>1187704
Oh gosh, now the thread will be deleted in seconds!

>> No.1187713

I made a thread like rule 5 earlier. See >>1181171

>> No.1187714
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1187714

VERY WELL!
NEW DECREE! FOLLOW MY IMAGE INSTEAD!

DON'T SAGE, JUST IGNORE. DON'T FEED THEM.

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>>1187713
Your thread is GREATLY commended.

>> No.1187733

>>1187699
You've proven that 1/3 + 2/3 = 3/3

>> No.1187730

>>1187707
sage is for not bumping threads dumbass

>> No.1187734
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1187734

Sticky this business.

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>>1187704

I am aware that sage hasn't functionally changed... I'm just saying that the board 'culture' has changed it's meaning.

People use sage to express disapproval at a thread. For instance people who post in a thread just to say sage... wtf is the point of that? There is no point it's just people copying what they've seen others do.

Just accept that /b/ is the dominant culture of 4chan and deal with it. /ck/ doesn't sage every Ramen thread that is posted... and they are posted all the time... it's just learned to deal with them. They just ignore it, hide it and forget it.

>> No.1187747

Who is your target audience, OP?

Do you believe there are a significant number of people on /sci/ that presently respond to religion threads but will now stop doing so because you've told them to?

>> No.1187748
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1187748

1. All science and math related topics welcome.
2. Homework threads will be deleted, and the poster banned.
3. No "religion vs. science" threads.
>the post banned.
WHERE IS THIS? HUH? COME ON.

>> No.1187768

>>1187747
Not Op, but I see a lot of carefully worded, long replies with real scientific explanations as to why a car with a magnet attached to it won't magically move forward.

People who think they are smart and have enough intelligence to contribute to the board are the target audience. The trouble with /sci/ at the moment is there is very little besides shitty troll threads, and there seems to be no troll thread so shitty you fools don't feed it.

>> No.1187769

>>1187741

this. 4chan is the asshole of the internet - all boards. people that come here thinking otherwise are delusional. every now and then 1 of the 50 atheists vs. religion threads will spark interesting remarks from relatively knowledgeable people on both sides. there's shit within the thread, but a few pieces of gold. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. that's 4chan in a nutshell. you wade through the shit to get the small chunks of gold. is it worth it? well, if it wasn't, you wouldn't be here, right? RIGHT??

>> No.1187773

Stick this please

>> No.1187787

>>1187768

religion threads will exist as long as this board exists. the moment it became one of the three rules, it was destined to happen. it's the nature of 4chan to do exactly what the rules tell you not to do. when given the option to be assholes, guess what, WE WILL BE ASSHOLES. :)

>> No.1187803

also, to add bitter irony to this all, i've saged and reported this thread. :)

>> No.1187820

>>1187768
>there seems to be no troll thread so shitty you fools don't feed it.

Do... do you know what this thread is?

>> No.1187823

>>1187747
My target audience is everyone. I want everyone to post in this thread and keep it alive long enough for SOME higher power to see it.

>> No.1187830

>>1187787
Which would be fine, if you weren't breeding a fresh army of retard trolls who think they're hot shit because they can get 30 replies on here with a shitty drawing of a magnet car.

The other boards are getting sick of your shit /sci/.

>> No.1187840

>>1187830
HEY. If you're so damn sick of it, start emailing m00t.

>> No.1187845

>>1187769
>4chan is the asshole of the internet
Go read some youtube comments and say that again. I mean, people here can spell and everything!

>> No.1187846

>>1187830

>implying all the shitty troll memes come from /sci/

/b/ much?

>> No.1187850

>>1187840
moot doesn't give a crap about you /sci/, and it'll be a while until he's prepared to delete you.

>> No.1187851

Everyone knows this already. However, you may want to point out where exactly on the page the "report button" is. It took me until a year after coming to 4chan to find it.

>> No.1187857

I support OP's cause

>> No.1187858

>>1187845

that's why i never read those comments, or any comments in general. kind of impossible on a board that is nothing but comments. it's all the shitness of youtube without any of the videos.

>> No.1187860

>>1187845
I'm inclined to agree with this fella.

At least 4chan is intentionally ridiculous. LiveLeak is wall-to-wall mouthbreathers, and they take themselves seriously.

>> No.1187861

>>1187846
>implying they haven't quadroupled in number since /sci/ started operation 'Feed as many trolls as possible'

/v/ much?

>> No.1187870

>>1187846
>>1187861
Can you not employ Friends-derived humor, please? It was never funny.

>> No.1187926

bump for the greater good

>> No.1187940
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>>1187851
1. Everyone does NOT know this already.
2. THAT'S A DAMN GOOD IDEA, PRIVATE!

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BUMPING ONE MORE TIME! DON'T LET IT DIE, FELLOW /SCI/DUCKS! THEY MUST HEAR THE MESSAGE!

REPORT! REPORT! REPORT!

>> No.1187994

>>1187940
I'm going to apply Occam's Razor.

The simpler explination is that everyone knows where the report button is, just that there are no mods to get your reports.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/51666/

Report more harder better.

>> No.1187995

I remember this thread from ~ >>10000 th post on the board. It didn't work then, it won't work now.

>> No.1188012

I agree with this thread wholeheartedly. Also, any philosophy or morality bullshit should be kicked the fuck out.

>> No.1188022

applied to a thread already. though some fag ruined it by replying without the sage. I SAW THAT FAG

>> No.1188045

Ive been here since /sci/ began, and it was never good.

>> No.1188621

B
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>> No.1188646

>>1187502
technically.... this IS a religion vs science thread

so

saged and reported

>> No.1188656

No it isn't, you cretin.